00:00You know, I've had the worst stuff with love lately.
00:02That's right. They see her.
00:03I'm spending Valentine's Day moving out of that
00:06money pit of an apartment.
00:07No, no, no. Don't move out.
00:10Go for the guy next door in Black Crooks.
00:11Six foot, strong hands.
00:13Please tell me you knocked on that door and talked to him.
00:18Maybe I already am.
00:19In my own way.
00:20You just need to figure out what he likes.
00:24Maybe this could turn into a Valentine's Day miracle.
00:30What if he doesn't like me?
00:31If anyone can find a date by Valentine's Day,
00:33it's you.
00:38Oh shoot, I'm sorry.
01:01A friend for 10 minutes.
01:10I'm gonna keep doing my cooking.
01:11I'm not even happy about it.
01:16I don't know maybe this evening,
01:17I'm gonna catch you back on the socialism.
01:21Wait a bit.
01:25I don't eat at the bottom.
01:48Much better.
02:07Who got you smiling like that?
02:10Was someone shot by Cupid's arrow?
02:13I wish.
02:14You know I've had the worst luck with love lately.
02:16That's why this year I'm spending Valentine's Day moving out of that money pit of an apartment.
02:23What?
02:24No, no, no.
02:25My best friend is not spending the most romantic day of the year alone.
02:30I won't be alone.
02:31We'll have a dozen copper boxes and two very muscular movers.
02:37Oh, I know that's right.
02:38I'm serious, Lex.
02:40If anyone can find a date by Valentine's Day, it's you.
02:44You just need to put yourself out there.
02:49Maybe I already am.
02:54In my own way.
03:01Somebody hang out with my mother,
03:14You're hungry.
03:15You're hungry.
03:17You're hungry.
03:19That dog had fun.
03:20You're hungry.
03:28Okay, that sigh felt a bit loaded.
03:31I have something you want to share.
03:34Remember that guy I saw in my apartment elevator?
03:37Remember?
03:38You wouldn't stop talking about him for weeks.
03:40Six foot, strong hands, eyes like an evergreen.
03:43Okay, okay.
03:45Anyways, I can never figure out if he actually lived in my building.
03:50Until I saw the same croc sitting outside my neighbor's place.
03:53Please tell me you knocked on that door and talked to him.
03:57Better.
03:58I put one of my gibbets on his shoe.
04:00Stop. That's so cute.
04:02I thought so too.
04:04But when I went home yesterday, it was gone.
04:08I know, right?
04:12Well, maybe he just lacks some fun and needs to appreciate a good gibbets.
04:16Or you just need to figure out what he likes.
04:20Yeah, who knows?
04:21Maybe this could turn into a Valentine's Day miracle.
04:25I think you're just a hopeless romantic.
04:28But it doesn't hurt to get to know my neighbor.
04:31I don't know.
04:32Okay.
04:46Okay.
05:13I don't know.
05:21This is perfect you love sushi I think I hear wedding bells slow down Cupid who doesn't love
05:28sushi don't be a Valentine's Day Scrooge no he's right a crush can't survive on raw fish alone
05:36if I'm gonna get to know him any more options
05:50oh okay let's get the most important questions out of the way the non-negotiable pineapple on pizza
06:10no pineapple on pizza
06:12ever video game or chess games always sweet or savory let's see your turn fries or nuggets
06:35so are you gonna answer him I don't know I'm about to move
06:41buildings not continents come on you're living a literal rom-com yeah this story's even got my
06:48jaded heart beating I've never seen you act like this about a guy before
06:56what's wrong Lex
07:00uh it sounds ridiculous to say out loud but I've only been learning things about him
07:06um what if what if he doesn't like me nothing good comes without taking a risk
07:15and for what it's worth we like you and we have the best ass
07:39favorite sport soccer obviously music taste country always
07:50favorite seasons winter is the best tic-tac-tac-tac challenge accepted
08:21miss leamington you scheduled movers for today right
08:27oh happy valentine's day
08:32i'm going for a coffee run but feel free to get started can i get you to anything
08:38no okay
08:57what am i thinking
09:06oh shoot i'm sorry
09:20could she be
09:24are you
09:25are you
09:27i'm lexi
09:30i'm tyler
09:35you
09:36you
09:40you
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