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FUBAR - Season 2 - Episode 06: Penny Possum’s Pizzapocalypse
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00:20you
00:20I'm fired
00:20you need to get out of here what's going on you're in danger what is Oscar he's picking up the
00:25cake take Romeo and go hug the back now I'll be fine go
00:28come on
00:30what the hell is the Swedish mafia here
00:33we jammed them up in Panama I guess they still got beef with us
00:39you two run for the door I'll cover
00:40ready no
01:01go
01:02go go
01:08hey be a good boy okay
01:14hey
01:14where are they
01:15reloading
01:18five
01:20right there are six men
01:22where the hell is number six
01:24ready
01:24no no no no no
01:26what do you mean no
01:26put them down I need something to fight with what am I gonna fight
01:29she forgot who's in charge here
01:31I can run that way and I can remind you
01:35behind you
01:36no no no noメ
01:53Bei
01:55no no no no no
01:59whoa
02:00oh
02:01oh
02:12Let's go.
02:49I need to do something.
02:50No, no, Carter. Stay with me. Please.
02:52You understand, this is my chance to be a hero.
02:55Justin Brock hired me.
02:56Carter, no, no!
03:24No, no, no, no, no!
03:33No, no, no, no, no, no!
03:35Ha! Thanks.
03:43No need for this any longer.
03:52Brilliant.
04:02There must be a way of dropping some weights so we can ascend to the top.
04:06Yeah, ascent weights, but they can't be released without the computer system.
04:10And that's down.
04:12I tell you, Jim Cameron is a smart guy.
04:14He wouldn't have built a submersible without a fail-safe system.
04:18There must be a way for us to get to the top without power.
04:20Why are we stressing?
04:21Cameron's assistant said that if we don't resurface within eight hours, it's time for help.
04:25You don't listen.
04:26In less than an hour, the nuclear power plant is going to run a diagnostic reboot.
04:30This is when Greta's virus can attack.
04:33Wipe the whole thing out.
04:35I'm sorry.
04:35No, I'm not listening.
04:37The music's too loud and the vibes are too good.
04:41Are you okay, Dane?
04:44Huh?
04:44Yeah, I'm great.
04:45I'm just going to hit Shakedown Street before the set starts to get myself a special brownie.
04:50You want any?
04:50I think we're good.
04:51All right.
04:52I don't want to miss drums in space.
04:53Ha!
04:55Oh, God.
04:56The power outage must have shut down the system that regulates our levels of helium, nitrogen, and oxygen.
05:01If that ratio is off, it could mean we experience high-pressure neurological syndrome,
05:06which I think is why he thinks he's at a Grateful Dead concert,
05:09and it is very likely affecting the both of us right now, too.
05:15Are you sure?
05:17Because I feel fine.
05:19Yeah.
05:21Pretty sure.
05:26And what, Officer Putt, was the purpose of this?
05:29I just missed Tina.
05:32Let the record show that all of us admit that the Lego head is super creepy,
05:38but if that and dirty text is all you got, why are we here?
05:43To get to the truth.
05:44Now, Officer Putt, you made this thing because you were lonely.
05:47You've been lonely a great deal in your life.
05:49Haven't you?
05:49Now, do you feel that your family history or lack thereof has affected your judgment?
05:55I'm sorry?
05:55I'm asking if the lack of familial love in your childhood made you susceptible to emotional manipulation.
06:03I've counseled many patients who've lost their parents.
06:06Not once has it turned them against their country.
06:09Besides, I know personally that the Bruners and everyone on Barry's team love him like family.
06:16And that includes me.
06:18Now, if you have any real questions, we'll be answering them with a cadre of real attorneys.
06:23No offense, Rue.
06:24Let's go.
06:27Boom!
06:27Boom!
06:28You can't handle the Ruth.
06:33Let me see where you're dressed for a feeling like that.
06:37I served a CIA since I was 20.
06:41Been shot at while hanging from a helicopter.
06:45Fought to the death in a Turkish prison.
06:47I even got blasted into space.
06:50I did that to defend this country and its ideals.
06:54I just fell in love with the wrong person.
07:03The ascent weights are mounted to the hull by bolts that dissolve in seawater after 12 hours.
07:09I'm trying to find a way to drop the weights manually, but it seems to be impossible.
07:15Are you okay?
07:17Yeah.
07:18Uh, yeah.
07:18I'm just trying to think straight.
07:21There's got to be a way to speed up the dissolution of the bolts.
07:23If fire takes in oxygen and puts out carbon dioxide, is it alive?
07:27That's it.
07:28We use the fuel and the oxygen tank hoses to create an acetylene torch.
07:33Then we can melt the bolts through the hull and the weights drop and we float up.
07:37That is a brilliant idea.
07:41Wow.
07:42Are you alright, Dad?
07:45Dad.
07:46Are you okay?
07:48Okay.
07:57What happened?
07:59What happened?
08:00What happened?
08:01You hit your dome and ate the floor.
08:03What?
08:03Oh, God.
08:04Take a seat.
08:04Sit down.
08:05Sit down.
08:05Sit down.
08:06Sit down.
08:06Sit down.
08:06Oh, baby.
08:06What?
08:07Hi.
08:08Hold this.
08:08Hold this.
08:09Huh?
08:09This is Officer Reese, code 631-8512.
08:12We need to clean up at my location ASAP.
08:13We got six down.
08:15Six?
08:16I only count five.
08:17Not in the kitchen.
08:18There's no one in there, mate.
08:20What?
08:21Call me back.
08:22Are you okay?
08:22Yeah.
08:23I'm gonna be in the car, alright?
08:25Pardon me.
08:26I'd like to make a whimsical purchase, please.
08:32Shit!
08:35Where the hell did he go?
08:37Take me to Luke Bruno.
08:39No.
08:43No bullies.
08:45Wait, wait, wait.
08:45We got a runner?
08:46Son of a bitch!
08:47No!
08:54No!
08:58No!
09:01No more!
09:08Oh shit.
09:10His leg thing was beeping!
09:12Throw it!
09:14Shit!
09:21Thank you you saved my life no one ever told you that you look like a young Sigourney weaver
09:30all right now she likes them too let's record a socket head please the one that looks like a
09:35hollow cylinder what a damn socket head is that yeah of course hey Dane give me the lighter what's
09:40mine is yours compadre there we got it all right yeah let's eat the rods that connect to the bolts
09:53hold the weights bolts get hot disintegrate weights fall off subs should rise this is working we're
10:05rising we'll be topside soon we'll call Cody out guy lens found to kill the diagnostic check
10:10Greta's not winning this one look at that beautiful you look with your hair my hair
10:18yeah you look adorable too so smiling and when you get excited it's funny because your arms go like
10:24this when you look at me what do you see a puppet how are you seeing me I see pig's
10:35tails and tandem
10:36jumper and always mad little girl well not always to be honest with you always dad I thought you were
10:45done looking at me like a little kid I'm sorry if I give you this impression I lied because I
10:55know that
10:56you're grown up but I still see the little girl who played dolls with me remember all the dolls you
11:00had
11:01you had like hundreds of dolls and every one of those dolls had a backstory and then he would quiz
11:08me
11:08he asked me very different questions if I got it wrong oh hell broke loose I tell you but I
11:14never
11:14turned it down because I knew that the day will come when you grow up and you will not invite
11:19me
11:19anymore to play with us dolls I would give anything to get to play dolls with you one more time
11:32I'm sorry Schatzel if I if I always made you feel like you're the little girl I would try to
11:39do better
11:41I promise if cells are constantly dividing which makes their numbers multiply are they multiplying or
11:55are they dividing math I think I'm high security office Lambert speaking this is CIA officer Luke
12:06Bruna again do not run the daily diagnostic check if you do the virus is going to infect your system
12:12but hold on something's happening our coastal load center in Seattle is in complete mechanical
12:17failure Seattle that's where the Kodiak Island nuclear power is sent look I gotta go if the load
12:22center is down our nuclear output has nowhere to go we need to shut operations down now no no wait
12:27wait
12:27wait Greta totally misdirected us her virus wasn't targeting the power plant she was targeting where the
12:33power was sent and distributed she knew she hit the coastal load center then Kodiak Island would
12:37be forced to shut itself down Greta to us zero don't worry man there are plenty of other fish in
12:45the sea just next time don't go fishing in the Baltic Sea hey hey hey I need to talk to
12:49you three I
12:50think I made myself clear earlier you're gonna want to hear this OTS went through Tina's desktop
12:55laptop and phone we found encrypted communications between her and her handler Mikhail Volok that's our file
13:00on him they don't appear to have any association with Dante Chris other than Russia's interest in
13:07happily watching a terrorist try to take down the US power grid great she's not trying to destroy the
13:12world just me from what we've ascertained Tina's parents emigrated to Russia before she was born
13:17as a child she was part of a program that paid families in exchange to send children to state-run
13:22espionage school as a teen she was sent to the US with a fabricated ID and began a career that
13:27led her
13:27to the NSA and ultimately the CIA I swear I had no idea about this sir we know that now
13:32among Tina's
13:33communiques with Volok she said that she had not turned you yet you have been reinstated there you
13:39go you're off the bench pal you feel better nothing can make me feel better well Greta is already
13:46halfway to her goal to wipe out the grid knowing her is probably already on to her next move well
13:53then
13:53you guys should get out of here I'll wait for Cameron's sub guy how you gonna get home I'm the
13:58Great Dane
13:58I'll finagle a private jet or something we owe you one thanks Great Dane act on baby go save the
14:07world
14:08you guys are cool tonight was fun
14:14hey I actually ordered a walk
14:30I wanted to look you in your eyes and tell you what you already know and I know that what
14:35we had was real
14:37the only reason you got caught is because you saved my life while I was up in space so that
14:42means
14:43that deep down somewhere you care about me I invested a lot of time and energy into you Barry if
14:55you
14:55died I would have had to start all over again with someone else so you don't love me anymore I
15:05I never did
15:43well after everything you two have been through I figured you deserve one of your
15:47favorite breakfasts mommy didn't have to get up at 5 30 in the morning to make it oh I couldn't
15:52relax until you came home anyway sweethearts I'm just glad you're safe I love you
16:00coffee what's going on what do you mean when we just recently broke up and now all of a sudden
16:07you're serving me kaisershman and after strudel I mean look I know you well enough and I know you
16:13have a guilty conscience dad please she's allowed to make breakfast for her family right
16:20what happened while we were gone may I watch Franklin and Bash please
16:28what happened
16:31I went to Romy's birthday party and the Swedish mafia showed up and tried to kill us
16:35there I'm sorry Romy no no everyone's fine well
16:39Carter hit his head what were you thinking
16:41I was thinking I wanted to see my grandchild for the first time in months I was thinking I hate
16:48that
16:48your job something I had no say in is disrupting so many lives people could have gotten killed because
16:55of you there was a selfish move okay dad I know I was there I was terrified thank God for
17:02chips
17:03what does he have to do with this he risked his life to save mine
17:11there you go you don't have to do this you know no I'm happy to help
17:16although it would be much easier if my uh my hands were unfettered look at this so awkward
17:22nice try fine but I do appreciate what you did for my mom I mean you could have died for
17:30a woman
17:30you hardly know oh but I do know her the put-upon wife of an international spy yes that was
17:36my mom
17:37she passed when I was seven but I never forgot the essence of my mother she was a good woman
17:45a good woman whose first and last priorities were her family and well Tali her essence is the same as
17:52my mom's it does sound like her you know before you and your father returned while she was cooking
17:59she brought me over a plate shared a home-cooked meal with me a family meal I can't even remember
18:05the last time I had that it's magical we're very lucky but you and your father were a family I
18:10suppose
18:11look Emma I am I know I'm a bit of a nutter but I more than fancy you and and
18:18um I just can't lie to you
18:21any longer about what about how my father passed
18:28he died because of me as we were completing our final operation I took a bullet to the thigh he
18:35refused
18:35to leave me behind and we were under fire he jumps on top of me and he's he's riddled with
18:41bullets
18:42and as he's bleeding out I'm just desperately trying to gather up the top secret paperwork that
18:48needs to be transferred you see we obtained this valise that the lock had been shot off and the
18:53contents had spilled out we couldn't just leave it behind our government said it was of the utmost
18:56importance always complete the mission always complete the mission I gathered everything and
19:05that's when I saw they were photos a member of parliament and his mistress that's what cost my
19:10father his his life you know covering up an affair I mean it's
19:17he saw those snapshots in my hand as he was dying and
19:25Theo that's when he knew it was all for nothing
19:29I don't know why I just I've never shared that with anyone before but with you I'm
19:36I appreciate you listening Emma Brunner I do
19:42oh yes I have a here hold on the sign of my affection how about that may I
19:57there you go fits beautifully now watch closely
20:06oh wow thank you I got a great deal on it okay there's only like 500 tickets or something can
20:12I kiss you um absolutely not I don't think so
20:17but thank you for this wow I do appreciate the gift
20:24and uh uh since we're done with the dishes I should probably um get about an hour sleep before
20:30everyone wakes up and this place gets really loud oh I understand so rest up and uh you know dream
20:37of me
20:38back to the radiator back to the radiator I get him settled hey dad
20:44I get him settled better get some rest okay you too okay
20:56thank you
21:01that's the least I can do after what you have done for Tali she and I may be through but
21:06I don't ever
21:06want anything to happen to her and what you did took a character your thanks warms the cockles of my
21:13frosty heart as long as you keep those cockles away from my daughter so no sleep for the weary
21:19the adrenaline is still pumping through my body from the last mission you know you actually exceed
21:24Greta's stories of you Greta talked about me she says she got all of her best moves from you
21:28she's flattering me because the truth is is the most brilliant operative that I've ever encountered
21:35you know Emma was hallucinating today on a submarine that I am a puppet I think that subconsciously
21:42she believes that I could be manipulated by someone like Greta but Greta and I we have a connection
21:49that Emma will never understand I really believe that the only way I emotionally disconnected from
21:54Greta was because I believed she was dead but now since we know that she's alive what I may have
22:00made a mistake
22:03what mistake before you got back Donnie left his laptop on the coffee table when no one was looking
22:08I sent an email to Greta explaining that you still had feelings for her why did you do that I
22:13don't
22:14know I just it's after spending time with your family and and your team there's just so much good
22:21out there and I'd just rather be on the side of protecting it than than destroying it and I
22:26thought that the email would get her to abandon going through with Dante Cress's plan and I thought
22:29if she knew that you two could be together again she'd stop attacking the grid you see she's like
22:33me Luke she is only in this for the money I don't think she really wants to see what happens
22:37when the
22:38power goes down no I certainly don't maybe I did once but I certainly don't now and if she believes
22:43that she has a future with her once in a lifetime love she might just abandon this whole Dante Cress
22:48endeavor but I'm not sure any of us have a future right now why because that's one of Greta's go
22:58-to
22:59mercenaries out there I must have left the connection open on Donnie's laptop and they
23:03obviously traced our signal back here reach reach
23:10six mile at the back we're surrounded they've stopped about 30 yards away they don't seem to be
23:15coming any closer hey what the hell's going on Greta has a dozen guys front and back in position what
23:20are they vampires they need to be invited in isn't this guy supposed to be in handcuffs three firearms
23:24per man sidearms hit pieces ankle bulges how did they find us I may have extended an electronic olive
23:31branch to Greta that turned out to be traceable not cool man well let's just focus on how to get
23:37out of this what's the hubbub we got some bad boys in the hood nope oh my god bad Donnie
23:45what
23:45that Donnie the sergeant needs this space what you got a bunch of prudes he likes to breathe salt and
23:53pepper pubes oh jeez I'm gonna get in touch with we get some backup here my phone is not working
24:00I don't
24:01have any signal either yeah me neither emails out and tax the sons of bitches jammed us we have a
24:07landline
24:13Greta so that's her
24:16so cool
24:21so what's your game plan now rescue chips and kidnap me again none of the above I love you you
24:27love me but I need to
24:28finish this job and you and your team have become thorns in my side so for everyone's sake I'm making
24:35sure that your safe house stays safe with soldiers of fortune from around the globe the best Dante's
24:42money can buy they've been instructed not to harm you unless anyone so much as sticks a toe outside
24:50then it's shoot to kill you make a move and that but a bull is who chips his head
24:55i don't mean it please do me the favor he not only got himself abducted but he hasn't even attempted
25:03to escape he's either useless or compromised by something that's taken precedence over me
25:09so just sit tight until my hired guns finish the job and take down the grit then you and I
25:17will ride off into the sunset like we should have done all those years ago
25:27cut it
25:29scheisse
25:31just got the line now we have no way to call for help
25:35actually wait I have a sat phone from where well nothing it's just when we were fighting the
25:39Swedes I pulled it from their car and what did you find on it stuff
25:43shit Alden what the hell's wrong with you look I was going to talk to Luke about it in private
25:47when
25:48he got back we just haven't gotten around to it yet I order you to tell me what was on
25:51it
25:54Carter's comic was on it oh god an AI program the Swedes used to match locations drawn in it
25:59someone in their crew must read online comics and they stumbled across it Carter look I'm sorry man
26:04I know we're not each other's biggest fan but I didn't want it to go down this way it's impossible
26:09the only things I drew were stuff I could see outside my bedroom window like a downtown office
26:13buildings or a church steeple that's all AI needs they cross-reference photos and maps and can
26:17pinpoint your general location the Swedes must have come here and have been driving around for days just
26:22waiting to spot one of us clock tally and had their goons follow right to the birthday party oh
26:28my god I'm so sorry I'm sorry it's not your fault I could have gotten us all killed yes it's
26:34definitely
26:34your fault but having their phone actually might save us now it's blocked we can't make a call right
26:39but I bet there are more Swedes still in town there is no way they sent all of their men
26:42on the
26:43one scouting party that found us if we turn the sap phone back on the rest of the Swedes will
26:47follow
26:48the GPS signal all the way to our doorstep Greta or her soldiers see them think we call someone for
26:52help they go after each other while we make our escape and then we will go out for spicy pudding
27:05pancakes without lingonberry what's the point it's on there's what's going on at the pizza place he
27:13says CIA cleaning crew is there our guys are dead their guys are gone it's fans phone it's back online
27:22it's a new avatar how do I make it bigger
27:30Greta found us here because of me right so the least I can do is fight alongside you
27:36he was out in the pizza place right did you try anything actually no he turned his weapon over
27:42to me all right dig your cuff off all right but if you try anything you're dead drop your pants
27:53oh so it's fine when he does it
27:57I spy with my little eye something red stop sign I spy with my little eye something boxing
28:20how the hell did they call evil backup Luke always finds a way
28:30ready let's get to the SUV
28:45hey
28:46tell me to be a favor I need my hands free
28:48yes it's okay it's okay
28:50go on let's go
29:12let's go
29:20let's go
29:23let's go
29:39let's go
29:41let's go
29:41let's go
29:41let's go
29:41let's go
29:42let's go
29:42let's go
29:42let's go
29:42let's go
29:43let's go
29:45let's go
29:46let's go
30:05Now, as civilians, you might be feeling a little vulnerable having lost your safe house.
30:09More than a little.
30:10Don't worry.
30:11You're going to be safe in here until we get our new accommodations.
30:14In the meantime, I got your limited access inside the building.
30:18Here, for the gym, the museum, commissary, and, of course, the gift shop.
30:26Yeah, yeah, thank you.
30:29Holy shit!
30:32Whoa.
30:33Are those us?
30:34Yeah, they arrived yesterday to augment your therapy.
30:38Hmm.
30:41Hello, handsome.
30:44Uh, just out of curiosity, what are we doing with Dr. No Thanks?
30:48Hmm?
30:49It's a magnetic vest.
30:51Orton, you check with OTAs and see how far along they are with cracking that blackberry.
30:55Take chips with you.
30:56What do I do with, uh, Piggy Boy?
30:58Carter will look after him.
30:59Copy that.
31:01Okay, there you go.
31:03So he likes squashing carrots at noon, a snack of broccoli at four.
31:06He always naps after he eats.
31:08He prefers to fall asleep to Smokey Robinson.
31:10He's afraid of vacuums.
31:11And I swear to God, if there's a scratch on a hair on his chinny-chin-chin, it's your ass.
31:16So I'm a pig sitter now?
31:19And Emma and I will talk to Carter's muscle, squeeze everything out of him that he knows.
31:23All right, everybody?
31:24Let's get going.
31:25Come on.
31:25All right.
31:26So, what should we do first?
31:28I'm good.
31:32Tally, after this morning's excitement, perhaps a little walk might make you feel better.
31:36Yes, please.
31:37Let's do it.
31:52It's a nice china you got there, Dieter.
31:56Unless you want a matching set, I suggest you tell us everything you know about Greta's plan.
32:01Eat shit.
32:03Now, that's not very nice, Dieter.
32:04We're here to try to help you.
32:06I've been waterboarded and survived Chinese water torture.
32:09You can't break me.
32:11Oh, we're not going to break you.
32:13We're going to call our friend Norm Carlson.
32:15Norm.
32:16Greta went to a DARPA facility in Kansas.
32:19Why?
32:20I'm just hired muscle.
32:21She doesn't share any specifics.
32:22Okay, contacts.
32:25Carlson.
32:25Norm.
32:26Okay, wait.
32:27She said you needed to borrow something from your government.
32:29What?
32:30I don't know.
32:30But there's stuff that is instrumental to her plan.
32:33And if she wants something, she can't be stopped.
32:36You should know.
32:37You're the one who has all been hotsy-totsy with her.
32:41Hotsy-totsy?
32:43He's a liar.
32:44I'm not lying.
32:45I don't want Norm Carlson anywhere near my slacks.
32:48I think we got everything out of him we needed.
32:52He's rallying the troops.
32:53Briefing in town.
32:58How hotsy-totsy.
33:10Director Reed, may I speak with you a moment?
33:19Well, we just learned from Dieter, Greta hit a DARPA facility in Kansas.
33:23Well, DARPA spots are practically invisible.
33:25Like, how the hell could she pull that off?
33:26Because it's Greta and Nelson.
33:29Sorry, I'm late.
33:30DOD has confirmed that there is a secret DARPA facility in Ulysses, Kansas.
33:35That's not too far from the hydroelectric dam that Greta needs to take down.
33:39The military is there, and so far they're fine.
33:41DARPA's got all kinds of weapons and gadgets, experimental and otherwise.
33:44Scares me to think what she could have taken from there.
33:47It's Reed.
33:48Yes, sir.
33:50Understand.
33:52Well, one thing we know that you took, which is an AWC, an atmospheric water cannon.
33:58What the heck is that?
33:59It's like a bazooka gun that sucks air in, pulls out all the humidity, and then shoots
34:04water out the other end at super high pressure.
34:06Like when you have dairy?
34:07Yep.
34:08Let me guess.
34:09They hooked the water bazooka up to the Sun Tower Subterranean Molten Salt Exchange,
34:13and it exploded.
34:15Third power plant's down.
34:16The National got surrounded it.
34:18She must have made her team drill underneath.
34:20Bottom line is, Greta's down to the dam.
34:23She takes that out, the whole grid goes with it.
34:24And whatever else she takes from DARPA is going to tell us exactly how she plans to attack
34:28that dam.
34:29Rue and Emma, you both go to Kansas, find out everything that you can at DARPA.
34:33Why?
34:33Boo.
34:34Very simple, because you both have proven to work very efficiently to get under pressure.
34:38Alton, Chips, and I, we're going to visit the dam.
34:40Actually, I just got an update from OTS.
34:43The Blackberry was a fresh burner, nothing on it other than emails, but they confirmed
34:47that the Hitmen were hired by Kress to take out Bashir, the Builder, before he talked to
34:51us.
34:51What's interesting is the emails are in this distinct, rare Sardinian dialect.
34:55So if we find the Hitmen's handlers, we're one link in the chain closer to finding Kress,
34:59and I know just the little Italian informant who's going to get us there.
35:03Nonna.
35:04That Nonna makes me uncomfortable.
35:05She's kind of always horny.
35:08Barry, you're there in the sky, and Chips and I, we're going to go and visit the dam
35:12in Colorado.
35:22Whoa.
35:23Come again?
35:24He was busy doodling Garfield.
35:25Plan C.
35:26Chips, you're coming with me, so you better gear up, okay?
35:28We're going to take the planes.
35:30It's going to take us a few hours to get to the dam and to DARPA.
35:32So let's get going.
35:33Come on.
35:37Hey.
35:39You sure you're going to be okay here?
35:40One floor below, she who shall not be named?
35:43I think so.
35:45I don't know.
35:46Look, man, I know what it's like to be in close quarters with a woman you still feel
35:50for that doesn't feel the same.
35:54Emma.
35:54Yeah, I'm still crazy about her, man.
35:56No, um, I mean, Emma.
36:02Shit.
36:04I'm sorry.
36:05I just came back from my phone.
36:07I can't really talk about this right now because of Greta.
36:11Well, I don't want to talk about it ever.
36:13I'm going to go save America.
36:15Okay.
36:16Shit.
36:17I mean, I've known about his and Emma's real job for a few months now, but to actually be
36:22in the building where they work...
36:25That's a lot to process.
36:26I'll teach you some breathing exercises later that might help.
36:30You know what?
36:31I'm just going to use the restroom.
36:32If you don't mind, I'll meet you back at your office.
36:34Sounds good.
36:34I'm going to go find some sugar-free snacks for everyone.
36:39Remember, breathe.
36:41Okay.
36:48Don't you run off now, comrade.
36:51I'll be back in five.
37:07What do you want?
37:08When he was eight, Barry lost his parents in a car accident.
37:12At nine, his aunt got sick and couldn't care for him anymore.
37:16By 15, he had gone through half a dozen foster homes.
37:18Sixteen, he ran away from an orphanage because they made him sleep in the basement.
37:24At 21, he became Luke's handler and part of our family.
37:28He has a caring, loving heart, and you toyed with it.
37:33It's a spy game.
37:35It's a spy game.
37:35If he can't handle it, they're hiring at the post office.
37:41You don't fuck with one of my kids, strontzita.
37:51The woman I love is off saving the world, and what am I doing?
37:54I'm sitting here babysitting swine.
37:56Hello up, man.
37:57Tally and Dr. Pepsi will be back soon with snacks.
38:00So we just get to sit here, chill, and do puppet shit.
38:05You care too much.
38:06I don't think you care enough about anything.
38:09Donnie, not too long ago, you were a successful accountant, the nice suit,
38:12and now you reek of body odor and grain alcohol.
38:14You spend all day watching Franklin and Bash with a pig.
38:17Like, how are you okay with this?
38:19Because when your heart's been crushed, you see how meaningless it all is.
38:23Great.
38:23You're another nihilist.
38:24You're a Dante Cress Jr.
38:26Who's Dante Cress?
38:27Holy shit.
38:28Are you kidding me?
38:30The guy that's trying to destroy the world is the guy that everyone in the house
38:33has been talking about for days.
38:36How long has that door been opened?
38:38I don't know.
38:39The pig.
38:40Donnie, the pig got out.
38:41If we lose it, Alden will kill us.
38:43Which one's Alden?
38:44Oh, holy fuck.
38:45Just come on.
38:55Okay.
38:55Hey, before I leave, I want to talk belly rubs.
38:59What the hell?
39:02Hey, little bunny.
39:03Did dumb Uncle Carter and drunk Uncle Donnie forget you already?
39:06What a bunch of idiots.
39:08All right, well, do you just want to go on a mission with Daddy, huh?
39:11Go extract some intel from an asset?
39:13Okay, after you.
39:21We really have no idea how he got in.
39:23When we checked the bin for the water cannon, it was full of bricks.
39:27Bricks?
39:27Yeah, the whole warehouse is weight censored.
39:30We got a reading every half hour.
39:31If it's so much as a pound off, then we know that something's been taken, so clearly she
39:34was careful to replace the weight that she took.
39:37I noticed there's, uh, there are no guards outside.
39:40Yeah, that's the irony of the more clandestine sites.
39:43If we don't want enemies of the state to know where we are, we have to be inconspicuous.
39:46If we had a bunch of security, we would stand out.
39:49Some DARPA sites have less personnel than a Home Depot.
39:52This is by design.
39:54Security footage?
39:54All clear, except for a three-minute glitch.
39:57Uh, what glitch?
39:58No, we had a brief power outage, but there's no way that anyone could have gotten in here,
40:02robbed us, and gotten out in three minutes.
40:04You don't know Greta.
40:06Okay.
40:06Well, you don't know our warehouse.
40:18Yeah, maybe it would take longer than three minutes to find it.
40:24Is that the only fire exit?
40:25Uh, there's one in the southwest corner.
40:27That leads to a fenced-in lot.
40:29This one leads to the side street.
40:31Then she came through here.
40:32She wouldn't try to pull this off if she hadn't already paid some teenage hacker six figures
40:37to get into your inventory system.
40:39She knew exactly where she was going.
40:41That's why she only needed three minutes.
40:42Where was the water cannon?
40:44Over here.
41:04That was only ten seconds out of five.
41:07Because she was carrying bricks.
41:08What are you doing?
41:09Math.
41:10No more than 30 seconds to open a container, replace its contents, and put it back where it was.
41:16That's down to 135 seconds left before she's out of here.
41:20I'd say she's 5'9", so she's got about 30-inch gams.
41:25Moving at a clip of...
41:28Here.
41:32Whoa!
41:33What do you think you're doing?
41:34I'm going to dig through your shit to find out what the hell Greta snatched up right from
41:37under your nose.
41:38We have devices and weaponry in here which are completely experimental, some of which
41:42are extremely dangerous.
41:43If you think you're just going to rummage around this place like it's a bargain bin at a Walmart,
41:47you are very mistaken.
41:48No, you're not touching anything without a court order.
41:52You listen very carefully.
41:54If you take one step to leave or make a single move for that phone, I will break exactly four
41:59bones in your body.
42:00I'm not going to tell you which ones.
42:01I want it to be a surprise.
42:02But the last one will make it impossible for you to shit straight.
42:06Hey, look me deep in my eyes.
42:10Ask yourself, is this woman serious?
42:19Hamsteak!
42:21Hamsteak!
42:22He could be anywhere.
42:23Who cares?
42:24We're finally out!
42:26It's Rum Springer, baby!
42:28Complete freedom!
42:29Don't do that thing with your arms.
42:31We're supposed to lay low.
42:32Someone might recognize us.
42:33Who?
42:34One of Burroughs buddies?
42:35They want the spies, not us.
42:37No, they will hurt us to get to the spies.
42:39We're all in a safe house together for a reason, remember?
42:42Oh my God.
42:43What are you doing?
42:44We're in public.
42:44What kind of animal pisses outside?
42:47All of them.
42:48Fair, but, you know, we passed a gas station a block ago.
42:51I didn't have to go then.
42:54Broken flies always catching my nads.
42:57Ah, yeah.
42:59We should only have one ball.
43:01You know, like the size of a cutie.
43:03Ah, like the little oranges kids get after soccer games.
43:07Will you please stop talking about this?
43:09We need to find that pig before it gets hurt.
43:11If I screw this up after the comic book thing,
43:13that'll be one more reason for Emma to think that I am utterly useless.
43:17What did I tell you?
43:17Don't care so much.
43:19You get no shot with Emma, believe me.
43:21Especially with that special agent around with the washboard abs.
43:24Have you seen that guy in the shower?
43:28No.
43:30I have.
43:33What the fuck?
43:35Yeah, I just got the call.
43:37Little hog just came in the back.
43:39I'm going to go check it out.
43:39Little hog.
43:41Hamstick's a little hog.
43:42It's in the back room.
43:44Well, let's go get him.
43:53Hey, guys.
43:54Sorry to bother you.
43:56I think you guys might have something that belongs to us.
44:00You're the buyer's?
44:00It's not yours until you show us the money.
44:02Oh, my God.
44:04Uh, I think there's been some confusion.
44:06We are just looking for our pig.
44:09Your pig?
44:09Yeah.
44:10You mean hog.
44:11Okay.
44:12I don't give out PCP for free, asshole.
44:14It's like I said.
44:15Put the money down.
44:17And it's yours.
44:18Oh, boy.
44:19I believe it's customary to get the first taste free.
44:23Got to know what we're buying here, gents.
44:26Fuck.
44:27Who the hell are these pricks?
44:28The buyers.
44:29My buyers are Samoan.
44:31Shit.
44:32Yeah, I'm Samoan.
44:33I'm not actually Samoan.
44:34I'm culturally Samoan.
44:36I was adopted by Samoans.
44:38Ethnically, I think I'm Dutch, if anything.
44:41I think I haven't done the Ancestry.com.
44:44Bad move, guys.
44:45CIA, we're taking the drugs.
44:47Hand over the drugs.
44:48What are you doing?
44:51No bricks.
44:52You're sure this is the area she took from?
44:54Don't question my math.
44:58What the hell is this?
45:00Uh, you are going to want to put that down
45:03unless you want to lose the ability to speak for a few days.
45:08I'm just wondering if maybe she only took the water cannon?
45:12Greta didn't turn off your power
45:14and break into a supervillain's wet dream
45:16to only walk away with one item.
45:19Not when she had two power plants to destroy.
45:23Brace!
45:25Run the inventory number
45:26and find out what the hell was in this box.
45:30Nice work.
45:31I know my way around the box.
45:35Don't really know why you want to look up here.
45:37If you want to take down a dam, you attack its base.
45:39And you saw the military personnel down there.
45:42There's no way she could get to it.
45:44Well, that's what we thought at Litchfield and Kodiak.
45:46We can't underestimate Greta.
45:48Hey, up ahead.
45:57It's a patrol captain.
45:58Yeah, he's gone.
46:03That's one hell of a booger.
46:05It's not a booger.
46:07It's a quick-hardening foam.
46:08MRO.
46:09We found the patrol captain.
46:10A fixated and expanding foam made from visc-elastic.
46:14The military designed that as a non-lethal incapacitator
46:17to stop suicide bombers.
46:18How does this connect with the Elrod?
46:20What the hell is the Elrod?
46:21It's a long-range acoustic device.
46:23It's like a soundwave gun Greta stole one from DARPA.
46:25What could you possibly do with an acoustic device at the dam?
46:28That I can explain.
46:30The visco-elastic foam found in that guy's nose.
46:32That stuff expands rapidly to get in kinetic energy
46:35and to absorb impact.
46:36But underwater, it won't work.
46:37It doesn't expand.
46:39But if you had an Elrod?
46:40If they dump the foam into the dam's works,
46:42it can harden with targeted acoustic vibrations.
46:45The foam hardens in the turbines.
46:47The turbines stop spinning.
46:48The dam stops generating power.
46:51And there goes the final point of vulnerability.
46:52And we're back to the Dark Ages.
46:56Literally.
47:24We'll see you next time when you get over.
47:25We'll see you next time.
47:33Bye.
47:35Bye.
47:41Bye.
47:44Bye.
47:45Bye.
47:46Bye.
47:48Bye.
47:49Bye.
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