00:05You
00:35Let's go.
01:08Oh, well, this is awkward.
01:14I didn't realize the heist had such a specific dress code.
01:19And here I came in my Easter vest.
01:26What the fuck is that thing?
01:28It's a rabbit?
01:30I don't care what it is.
01:32Kill it.
01:32Oh, there's no need for that, Americans.
01:37The most dependable of your species.
01:40Anything that doesn't fit your narrow understanding, you shoot, bomb, or burn without hesitation.
01:48And look where it's gotten you.
01:51Four so-called soldiers of fortune stealing common stones for a mere 2.5 million.
01:59When there's something right in front of you that is beyond earthly value.
02:05Wait.
02:06How do you know the price we were offered?
02:08I was the one who offered it.
02:20The Force Edge.
02:22Sword of the Demon Knight, Sparta.
02:26Ironic, isn't it, that such a holy place would house the most powerful weapon of hell.
02:32Then again, hell, as you call it, has always been the true heart of human religion.
02:40You can curb the worst of your savageries only through collective fear and hatred of another world.
02:48My world.
02:50You talk a lot for a rabbit.
02:53Take what you want, as long as you still pay Rampart for this operation.
02:57Rest assured, you will be paid for everything you're owed.
03:32Here we stand together on the threshold of a new age.
03:38The age of the demon.
03:41This world is about to become much, much larger.
03:47Well...
03:48Not for you.
03:50Not for you.
04:25Not for you.
04:34Sorry.
04:37Hey! Excuse me!
04:40Excuse yourself, lady.
04:44Asshole!
05:04Oh, goddammit, Ellie. What now?
05:15You always pick the worst possible time, don't you?
05:18If I didn't know better, I'd swear you'd did this on purpose.
05:44Please... take me. Don't hurt... my tongue.
05:50What, darling?
05:55Hey, look! The Three Stooges came out to play.
05:58Oh, my God.
06:18Don't hurt.
06:19I'm not trying to get any more of a weapon.
06:20You're so lazy.
06:21I'm not trying to get any more of a weapon.
06:21You're so lazy.
06:22I'm not trying to get any more of a weapon.
06:23Jackpot!
06:36I will never stay fine
06:41The way this usually goes is I do that, then drop a killer one-liner
06:45But I'm drawing a complete blank right now
06:47This never happens to me, I swear
06:49Okay, wait, I got one
06:51Pretend I just shot that guy
06:53Bang
06:56Man, Skeletor did not hold up since the 80s
07:00Not my best work, but you get it
07:06I don't know how to thank you
07:07You saved our lives
07:10That is why you're here, right?
07:12To save us?
07:13More or less
07:14There have been other attacks in the area
07:17My client hired me to look into it
07:19Your client?
07:20And what kind of work do you do, exactly?
07:24Demon hunting
07:25Wait, you're telling me they were actually...
07:29What, those guys?
07:30Those are just low-level demons
07:32I'm gonna worry about it
07:41Cute kid
07:44We really should be getting home now
07:46Shouldn't we, Ellie?
07:47Say goodbye to the nice man
08:03Stop, what are you doing?
08:05That's my baby!
08:06No, it's not...
08:17Damn it!
08:19Damn it!
08:38Hands up, now, hands down
08:39Back up, back up
08:40Tell me what you gonna do now
08:41Bring this up, bring this up, bring this up
08:43Hands up, now, hands down
08:44Back up, back up
08:45Tell me what you gonna do now
08:46Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
08:49Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
08:52Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
08:54Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
09:08Pimp Daddies and the people
09:10Rolling up in caddies
09:11Hey rockers, hip hoppers
09:14And everybody, everybody
09:15All about the world
09:18Hands up, now hands down
09:19Back up, back up
09:20Tell me what you gonna do now
09:21Freeze in, now freeze out
09:23Hands up, now hands down
09:24Back up, back up
09:25Tell me what you gonna do now
09:26Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
09:29Keep rolling, rolling, rolling
09:31Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
09:48This is the first image released from last night's Vatican City bombings
09:53that have shocked and horrified the entire world
09:55The suspect appears to have two strange protrusions on his back
09:59that are shaped almost like wings
10:03A world in mourning
10:05One question weighs on the minds of all
10:08Who could be responsible?
10:11The radical left is already using this to push their agenda
10:14that America should step down from our role as
10:16quote, unquote, global policemen
10:18But as the greatest country on earth
10:20we have a moral responsibility to lead
10:23Not to mention
10:24the surveillance image clearly shows
10:27some sort of weaponized wingsuit
10:28That is not any US military technology that I know of
10:31Exactly
10:32With tech like that
10:34It was probably the Russians
10:36Now, the government
10:37The corporatists that own it
10:39and their loyal propagandists in the news media
10:42want you to blame the Russians
10:44How stupid do they think we are, folks?
10:48Huh?
10:49This was a strike against God himself
10:51Carried out by sophisticated network of terrorist demons
10:55from hell
11:00Terrorist demons?
11:01I don't...
11:02You hear about this?
11:03I think I missed that one in Sunday school
11:06You ever heard of a terrorist demon, Phil?
11:09Sure
11:09My ex-wife
11:15The attacks were perpetrated by what appears to be
11:17a sophisticated network of terrorist demons
11:20This can't be serious
11:21It makes us look bad enough that our rampart boys were in there
11:24Now we're gonna really entertain the...
11:26Dr. Fisher is one of the foremost theoretical physicists in the world
11:30I assure you he is serious
11:32My apologies, Mr. Vice President
11:35Let me wrap this around my brain
11:37How can you be sure that these things were...
11:40Demons?
11:42The same way that any criminal has identified, Mr. President
11:45My team tested DNA samples from the scene
11:48And you know what demon DNA looks like?
11:51Demons, since we're using that colloquial term
11:53are a related but separate evolutionary branch from homo sapiens
11:58They are natives of another universe
12:00One that exists parallel to our own
12:02My current hypothesis is that one of our common ancestors
12:06found their way into this other universe
12:09where they adapted and became stronger
12:11able to survive the more hostile environment there
12:14You mean hell?
12:15Just to be clear
12:16the hostile environment you're talking about is...
12:21Mythology exists to explain reality
12:24Why do you think every culture on Earth
12:27tells the same stories about demons and the underworld?
12:31We've discovered an interdimensional rift
12:34that acts as a bridge between the two universes
12:36However, it has been blocked for millennia
12:39by a field of quantum interference
12:41Naturally occurring disruptions in this field
12:44sometimes create what one might term
12:47portals
12:48which allow lesser demon types to enter into our world
12:51Luckily, these portals aren't stable enough
12:54to accommodate larger, more complex molecular structures
12:57Uh-huh, right
12:59Which means...
13:01Which means the big demons are stuck on the other side
13:03Who do you work for exactly, doctor?
13:08Dark Realm Command
13:10Darkcom, as our PR department insists we call it
13:13Darkcom is an independent dimensional security firm
13:16funded by private investments
13:18such as my own
13:22Dark Realm Command
13:23Sir, you have to see this
13:28Sword of the Demon Knight, Sparda
13:30Sparda?
13:31Now that's interesting
13:33It looks like that sword is all he took
13:48The gates of hell will be opened
13:50to know
13:51To any sapient wishing, join the celebration
13:56If you want to get a rabbit
13:58Find the hunter
14:01Hope to see you all there
14:08My god
14:10All the last guy I had to worry about was Saddam Hussein
14:13I already got bio-organic weapons I gotta deal with
14:18And now you're telling me there's demons crawling up out of hell?
14:22You heard the doctor
14:23This is no longer a matter of religion
14:25It's science
14:27The word of the Lord has been proven beyond dispute
14:30Hell is real
14:32And the holy war is here
14:34If you want to catch a rabbit, find the hunter
14:37I believe the demon is toying with us
14:40Giving us a clue to its next move
14:42We need to figure out who this hunter is
14:45Which can only mean
14:46A demon hunter
14:48Find every demon hunter you can
14:50And bring them to me
14:57What he said
15:10What he said
15:26Right on time
15:27Your usual's waiting on the bar
15:29Thanks
15:30I need it today
15:31Ow
15:33Ow
15:53No
15:54No
15:56No
15:56No
15:57No
15:57No
15:57No
16:16Get them out of here! Go!
16:19Dante, leaving so soon?
16:22We have much to catch up on, brother.
16:26No.
16:31You're...
16:33...dead.
16:35Oh, I'm here.
16:38In the flesh!
16:55Oh, you're that demon baby from earlier.
17:23I don't know anything about any of this!
17:25I-I just press up the scampi-
17:33A rabbit demon, huh?
17:35Yeah. Maybe I heard something like that.
17:38Talk!
17:42I know a guy. He's a broker for demon hunters and mercenaries. A hustler who feeds off the bottom of
17:49the bottom feeders.
17:50Last time I saw him, he told me how he'd set up this job for a talking bunny. I didn't
17:57give him much thought. Coming from a serial liar and a drunk.
18:01But maybe he wasn't lying.
18:03If we can corroborate this...
18:05It means the white rabbit was operating here, in New York.
18:09Give me a name!
18:12And Zoparino!
18:13Go, go, go!
18:14Huh?
18:21Coming through, coming through!
18:22Move it! Move it!
18:24Ooh, nice dress!
18:25Ooh, sorry sweetheart!
18:45I'll tell you anything he asks me about any subject.
18:50Now, let's talk compensation, okay?
18:54Hey, do it for free.
18:57You guys should really learn how to negotiate properly.
19:00Tell us about the white rabbit.
19:02That's what this is about.
19:04Yeah, I know who you mean.
19:06He showed up at my office with a job that needed expediting.
19:10And that didn't seem strange to you, a six-foot talking rabbit.
19:15In my line of work, that's a slow Tuesday.
19:18Some demons making noise over on the west side that he wanted clipped,
19:22calling too much attention to themselves and whatnot.
19:25Why?
19:26What did it matter to him?
19:27You know, I saw the price he was offering and I must have forgot to ask.
19:31One thing about it that struck me as funny,
19:33he had a particular demon hunter he wanted me to hire.
19:36Wouldn't take anyone else.
19:38Who?
19:39Kid named Dante.
19:42Ah, sweet kid.
19:45Bit of a troubled past, though.
19:47You know how it is.
19:48Dad not around.
19:50Mom and twin brother brutally murdered by demons.
19:53You know, that sort of thing.
19:55Listen.
19:56The white rabbit told us to find the hunter.
19:59Stands to reason it's the same hunter that the rabbit personally requested.
20:03Dante.
20:04Last name unknown.
20:06Looks like he also works as a standard hired gun.
20:09Oh, and if half of what I'm reading here is true,
20:12his capabilities are extraordinary.
20:15What else do we have on him?
20:16Anything that explains the rabbit's interest?
20:19Hmm.
20:20He's recorded as going AWOL from five separate jobs.
20:24Why?
20:25It just says, uh, got bored?
20:52It was working for you.
21:00I…
21:19I don't think so.
21:31you've been trying really hard to steal my necklace why is that the irony that
21:39I'm the shapeshifter and you're the one who doesn't know what you are
21:59every time I heard a rumor once about demons who are too powerful to cross over so they learned
22:09how to project their consciousness into our world and possess stuff poltergeist style you ask me
22:15that's what this white rabbit is a possessed kid's toy now from what I sensed he's way more than just
22:23a
22:23regular hell dweller I didn't ask look look look that's all I know if you're after his location
22:29I can't help you only saw him the one time we know his location already a man-sized rabbit can
22:34only
22:35avoid notice for so long even in this labyrinth of sin it don't say so you sent a team in
22:42after him
22:43then huh let me guess there were no survivors only one I have an idea ask him about this sword
22:56sir
22:57the sword of Sparta what do you know about it Sparta boy that takes me back all I know is
23:04the old story
23:05Sparta was an ancient demon back in the days when the two realms were still joined who sided with
23:12humans to fight his own kind the champion of hell until he turned against its king I know this
23:18story what does the sword have to do with it though I'm getting to it so being such a swell
23:24guy
23:25Sparta takes it on himself to protect humanity by casting a spell creating a war between the realms so
23:32to speak it was the power of his sword apparently that let him do it with the help of a
23:38magic amulet which
23:39he split the two pieces to make it harder to find
23:45smells like some millennial bullshit to me that's it of course look look at the sword here you see
23:52that empty slot in the hilt as though it was meant to hold something I had theorized that the quantum
23:56interference blocking the rift between realms was broadcast by some form of transmitter
24:01demon technology may look medieval but their understanding of quantum principles is far more
24:07advanced than our own this amulet is the transmitter each half of it generates one half of the signal
24:15and Sparta's sword is the decoder if one were to bring both halves of the amulet together and place it
24:21into the sword the transmission would cease there would be no more interference no more war the realms
24:27would be open to each other without limit you're talking about Armageddon yes you must understand what
24:34will happen the demon who makes other demons wake up in a cold sweat will be on our doorstep
24:41we'll throw everything we have at it only to discover that it's not just him it's a world full
24:48of them our civilization will be overrun we won't let it be this is dark comms purpose this is our
24:57divine
24:58charge to be the last line of defense against the inferno right our divine charge if the rabbit
25:06was after the sword he must be trying to open the rift which means he'll also need the two amulet
25:11pieces
25:12he already has one and uh not to be an alarmist or anything he's about to get the other one
25:22the one who survived ah good to see you up soldier
25:27what did that to your face rabbit claws sir who let you down here why aren't you in the infirmary
25:34i have extremely sensitive information pertaining to uh concerning regards to the end of the world sir
25:39i had to deliver it sir as in in person to your person sir i heard the rabbit say something
25:46after
25:47he'd done this he was pissed off he was furious sir he knows where the other half of the amulet
25:52is
25:53and he tried to get it back already but his plan failed he's gonna try again soon his plan what
25:59was
25:59the plan i don't know something about hiring someone for a setup job or something whoever it was that's who
26:06has the other piece sir dante
26:17okay
26:44game over
26:47Ah.
27:17The light is calling, tears inside me, calm me down.
27:30Midnight calling, midst of resolving, crown me with the pure green leaf.
27:44Praise to my Father, blessed by the water.
27:53Black night, dark sky, the devil's cry.
28:21healthy.
28:23Blood
28:23The nothing
28:36Blood
28:38Blood
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