00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:50Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:57Hey ladies!
02:58Hey fellas!
03:00And the people that don't give a...
03:02All the lovers!
03:03All the haters!
03:04And all the people that call themselves players!
03:07Hot mamas!
03:08Pimp daddies!
03:09And the people rollin' up in caddies!
03:12Hey rockers!
03:13Hip hoppers!
03:14And everybody, everybody, you're a battle of all of the fans!
03:18Now go back!
03:19Hands on, rollin', rollin'.
03:20Back up, back up.
03:21Tell me what you gonna do now.
03:22Breathe in, now freeze out.
03:24Hands on, down, hands down.
03:25Back up, back up.
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now.
03:27Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
03:30Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
03:32Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
03:47Laugh while you can.
03:49You won't be much longer.
03:52I met Dante once.
03:54Worked with him on a protection job.
03:56I've dealt with killers and roughnecks of every grade.
03:59But this guy, he's something else.
04:02The way he moved, the hits he took.
04:05I'd be dead now if it wasn't for him.
04:08And you'll all be dead soon enough if you go after him.
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth...
04:17Five hundred thousand.
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in Dante with the amulet.
04:25And a bonus if he's alive for questioning.
04:29Well, all right.
04:32Let's go get him then.
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset to keep Dante distracted as you move in.
04:39So if we're doing all the work, why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like no jarheads to me.
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation.
04:52You'll deliver the package to them.
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight.
04:58That's all.
05:06You and the cap with the nice eyes.
05:09Hold on a second.
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:15What you said was correct.
05:18We're not jarheads.
05:21We're demon hunters.
05:23You're joking.
05:25I know.
05:26It's a lot to take in.
05:28Someone walks up and tells you, demons are real and it's my job to kill them.
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would.
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth.
05:38The worst truth is that not only are demons real, they're really fucking hard to kill.
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods.
05:46Like these.
05:48Anti-demon bullets.
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet.
05:53But hit a demon?
05:55And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA.
06:00That's good to know.
06:02Sometimes they pass for human.
06:05They can even be incredibly convincing.
06:08It's in the proportions.
06:10The arms or legs will be a little too long.
06:13Facial features too far apart.
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way.
06:18There's also something in the eyes.
06:21A void.
06:22Where the glimmer of a soul should be.
06:26And of course the smell.
06:29Vein mix of sulfur.
06:31And cow shit.
06:39Oh my god.
06:45Lost.
06:45I don't know.
06:50I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:57I don't know.
07:13Devil's spawn, motherfucker.
07:16You were solid there, boss.
07:18Don't think I even saw you blink.
07:19I knew I was in good hands.
07:22Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army.
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species.
07:27That's all that matters.
07:28Indeed.
07:29And our world could not ask for a better soldier.
07:35Let him in.
07:42Who the...
07:43This is Anders, your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Hops.
07:48Anders, aren't you the only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush?
07:52I've watched your mission tapes.
07:53It is an honor to serve with you, ma'am.
07:55Uh, Lieutenant?
07:57Mary?
07:59Lieutenant, got you.
08:0010-10-10-10-4.
08:02Welcome to the team, chief.
08:04You sure about this guy, sir?
08:05He requested this assignment.
08:07God has tested him, and he was found worthy.
08:11Soldier, where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here, who do I talk to about the menu, huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent Play-Doh.
08:20Oh, uh, so...
08:23Wait, what do I have to do again?
08:34Dante?
08:37Hey, Dante?
08:39Hey, Dante!
08:44It's your buddy Enzo!
08:52Dante, you are here. Thank God. I was worried I missed you.
08:58Hey, Enzo. How have you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth, like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple
09:05right now.
09:06Wish I could help you out there. I do have a funny story for you, though.
09:10You're gonna love this.
09:11So my last job, the one you gave me, it turned out to be a setup so a shape-shifting
09:17demon baby could try to steal my necklace.
09:20Crazy, right?
09:23That's the craziest thing I ever heard.
09:29It wasn't my fault, Dante.
09:31Don't blame poor old Enzo.
09:34I'm just a kid to leave.
09:35I'm so funny.
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job.
09:38The white rabbit.
09:40He's the one.
09:41Set the whole thing up.
09:43See? He comes into my office talking all smooth.
09:48I'm mesmerized.
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first.
09:55And then split the 500 between us.
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit tricked
10:05you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much.
10:07Yeah.
10:10All right. That checks out.
10:12What are you doing here?
10:41I brought you the second half of your fee.
10:43What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays, especially if it involves killing demons.
10:48Just as long as you don't have to care.
10:51I know.
10:53So, you and me, we're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know, I look at you like my own son.
10:58I would take a bullet for you.
11:00Well, maybe not a bullet.
11:01Definitely a blade.
11:02Like a little jab.
11:03Point is, I would never set you up like that on purpose.
11:07So there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay.
11:13I set you up this time, but only because they made me.
11:17I know I've got another one of these.
11:21There it is.
11:22Look, Dante, those guys out there are after your necklace, too.
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them.
11:28This thing goes right to the top.
11:30What say you just give the bling to me, and I'll take it over to them, huh?
11:35No moss, no fuss.
11:37I can't do it, Enzo.
11:39She gave me this necklace.
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante.
11:45It's a part of our family's history.
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe.
11:52Always.
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have.
11:57No one is going to take it from me.
11:59Fair enough.
12:01Well, I'll just, uh, let you get ready for the big throwdown, then, and head on.
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:07I didn't say we were good yet.
12:27We're here for the amulet.
12:29Drop the gun, drop the gun, and hand it over.
12:33I said drop the gun!
12:39I don't think that's the guy.
12:41Of course it's not the guy!
12:54I don't think that's the guy!
13:03I don't think so.
13:13I know!
13:13Move! Are we shooting at?
13:25Come on!
13:43You ain't shit, pal!
13:51Let us go!
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:26I went better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing. This guy's got taste!
15:03Go!
15:07Go!
15:07Go!
15:09Go!
15:11Go!
15:12Oh
15:58Oh
16:03How the fuck I
16:06Don't feel bad. I heal extremely fast like a superhero
16:10Not that I call myself a superhero, but your mom does
16:36Hey, Pat our boys still getting their asses kicked
16:41Yep
16:42I feel bad for you doc your first time in the field and we're not even gonna see action
16:49My brain is too valuable to risk taking into a combat zone
16:52I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter the soonest possible moment
16:56Come on. You don't want to pick up a sweet battle scar like my man here
17:00King what I'm saying. He's a badass you went toe to paw with the white rabbit and lived I got
17:06lucky
17:06That's all whoa whoa whoa whoa yo yo yo yo what was that?
17:13It looks like he can heal himself and the explanations there doc
17:17Uh not at the moment
17:19Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22I have a theory
17:26I'll be testing it shortly
17:29Great so the guy's some sort of super soldier and he's wearing half the transmitter that keeps our reality from
17:35being swarmed by the armies of hell
17:37As a necklace
17:38Yeah
17:39He really is just wearing it, isn't he?
17:43Kinda makes you question sparta's whole plan
17:45Excuse me, but um
17:47What's an ancient greek city state got to do with any of this?
17:50Not sparta
17:51Sparta
17:52Did no one read the intelligence briefing I prepared?
17:57I read it
17:59Thank you
18:03Sparta's the one hell dweller who might be worth not vaporizing on sight
18:07He was a demon knight
18:09Whatever that means
18:10Big bad warrior blah blah blah
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus
18:17The demon's king
18:192,000 years ago when our world was still connected to their shithole
18:23And Mundus wasn't happy just ruling the shithole
18:26He wanted to conquer humanity
18:29Make slaves at us all
18:31Typical demon shit
18:33And I guess sparta woke up one day and realized
18:36Hey
18:37This is evil as fuck
18:39So he rebelled
18:40He fought against Mundus
18:42Taking out hundreds of his own former legions
18:45Kind of the least he could fucking do really
18:49But even he couldn't stop an entire world for abominations
18:53The only way to protect humanity
18:55Was to seal the realms off from each other
18:59He himself
19:01Stayed on our side
19:02Which
19:03If that's true
19:04He's been M.I. fucking A whenever shit hits the fan for the past few millennia
19:13So maybe he is just another pit beast after all
19:33Dante
19:34Remember me
19:36Let's see
19:37Seven feet tall
19:39Face like someone carved a gargoyle out of beef jerky
19:42I do remember
19:43Arnie, right?
19:44How are the kids?
19:46Great
19:46Thanks
19:47Julie just got into Yale
19:50So, look
19:51There's a big-ass bounty on that necklace of yours
19:55I was thinking
19:56You and me bring it in together, huh?
19:59Split the dough
20:01Fifty-fifty
20:02That's a better offer than someone made
20:08But it's gonna be hard now
20:10Worth a shot
20:12Sorry about the place
20:13No hard feelings
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something
20:42Man
20:43These dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name
20:50Oh
20:52Your daughters
20:53I'm all they got, you know
20:54So when I went to sign up for the army
20:56Because there was no other option
20:57And this recruiter comes up to me saying
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home
21:00He left out the demons from Hellpark, though
21:03Kind of wish he led with the demons from Hellpark
21:05I'm gonna answer differently
21:08It's time
21:10I'm going in
21:11Copy that, Lieutenant
21:12You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up
21:22I'm going in
21:23I'm going in
21:24I'm going in
21:24I'm going in
21:25I'm going in
21:26I'm going in
21:27I'm going in
21:27I'm going in
21:28I'm going in
21:29I'm going in
21:30I'm going in
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21:32I'm going in
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21:34I'm going in
21:35I'm going in
21:36I'm going in
21:37I'm going in
21:52Hey, that was actually kind of close.
21:56Closer than you think.
22:10Hey!
22:21Of course, the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:27What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:31I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So, who here is looking for representation?
22:56Hey, Link!
23:18What's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting and wondered, what the fuck kind of person can just shake off bullets like that?
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round I hit you with.
23:31Which means, no matter how good you might be at hiding it, you're a demon.
23:42Ripped an irresistible dreamboat, I know.
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon, but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:50I never thought I'd see one, though.
23:53You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human, part demon.
23:56Wait, you think I'm part demon?
23:58You are, and I've got the one weapon on Earth to kill you.
24:41Seriously, part demon?
24:42If you knew how many of those things I've killed, you'd know how crazy you sound.
24:46Demons kill their own all the time.
24:49Death and destruction is the core of your nature.
24:51Trust me, I know all about demons' nature.
24:54I'm not one of them.
24:55How else can you explain what you're capable of?
24:58You even fight like they do.
25:00Unholy strength, but no intelligence.
25:02No strategy.
25:04I don't know.
25:04Seems like I managed to catch you.
25:06Since we're getting so personal.
25:09What does everyone want with my mom's necklace?
25:12You don't even know what this really is, do you?
25:16No, then it's mine!
25:17All yours, Hellblood.
25:27You don't even know what you're trying to catch him.
25:29You don't have to catch him.
25:32You don't have to catch him.
25:40You don't have to catch him.
25:48It's mine!
25:54Jackpot!
25:56Oh.
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species prisoner.
26:11We do have the tech for it.
26:13Never special circumstances.
26:21Insurance. Just in case we manage to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:42Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:49Bless me with the leaf off of the tree.
26:57On it I see the freedom rain.
27:05We are falling.
27:10The light is calling.
27:13Tears inside me.
27:17Calm me down.
27:20Midnight calling.
27:25Mist of resolving.
27:29Crown me with the pure green leaf.
27:36Praise to my father.
27:41Blessed by the water.
27:45Black night.
27:47Dark sky.
27:49The devil's cry.
27:52shepherd keeps here to the loving fascism.
28:04While Eine the love of the bus is the only leader
28:05that we can forgive.
28:07Our most importantly,
28:07we needå¾å¤den from our hearts have them.
28:07and colds. We
28:07will always beŠ« examples. Sure.
28:10It has
28:11v Park. We are
28:11going toze up here to intends? One of
28:14us. It's
28:14każdy. Dover
28:15n Soviets. To be
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