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Hard Quiz Kids - Season 2 - Episode 06: The Listies, Homer's The Odyssey, My Chemical Romance and Orangutans
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00:04Tonight on Art Quiz Kids
00:07Seb, age 12, expert subject, The Listies
00:12Colo, age 12, expert subject, Tomas The Odyssey
00:19Josephine, age 13, expert subject, My Chemical Romance
00:25Lyra is page 12, expert subject, Orangutans
00:31Here's your host, Tom Gleeson
00:35Hello, unlimited screen time
00:39Welcome to Art Quiz Kids, these contestants are afternoon naps
00:43Last one to be avoided will be tonight's Art Quiz Champions
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00:51Let's say hello, g'day Lyra
00:53Hi Tim
00:56What do you like most about orangutans?
00:58Well, my dad's orangus, so it was about a natural question
01:07So I've always loved them because they're like more peaceful, observant versions of humans
01:12And when I look into their eyes, it's like they know what you're thinking
01:17Now you went on a trek to find orangutans in Sumatra
01:20How many did you spear?
01:24None
01:24Oh, sorry, what was that big stick?
01:26It looked like a spear
01:27It was for walking
01:29Oh, for walking?
01:30What's wrong with your legs?
01:31You just...
01:32It was a three-day trek
01:33Oh, okay
01:34It was super humid, mosquitoes and leeches
01:36Okay
01:37But it was absolutely worth it to see a baby orangutan a metre away from me
01:41Here's the whole family
01:42I mean, that would be a great photo if it hadn't been photobombed by that orange thing
01:48Josephine
01:48Yes
01:49Now, your subject is the band My Chemical Romance
01:52Well, what do you like about them?
01:54Uh, they're good
01:56Okay, but they're from ages ago, like how do you know about them?
01:59Well, everything's from ages ago if you really think about it
02:02So, there's really no avoiding it
02:06Are there no moody, over-serious bands that came out just recently that you could be into?
02:11No, they're all bad
02:12Okay
02:13Well, how would you describe Chemical Romance to someone other than a 50-year-old emo who would know who
02:18they are?
02:19Probably, like, uh, the best band ever
02:23Maybe, like, uh, something you should definitely check out if you haven't heard of them
02:28Just, I can't even express in words how good they are
02:33It'd be handy if you could
02:34Now, your favourite animal is a shark
02:38Mm
02:39Who do you think would win between an orangutan and a shark?
02:42Ooh, shark
02:43Okay
02:44Well, I mean, it depends
02:45There's a lot of them
02:46Die, there's no water
02:48What if the orangutan's in the water?
02:52Uh, let's not think about that
02:53These are two dark kids, anyway
02:56Colo
02:57Yes?
02:57Now, The Odyssey is one of the earliest stories ever written
03:00Why do you like this story?
03:02Uh, because it's good
03:04Yeah?
03:10Um, I'm going to say this in the politest possible way
03:13This is going to be a very boring show if none of you talk
03:17Now, you went on safari in Tanzania and almost got your guide mauled to death by a bunch of lions,
03:22is that right?
03:23Yep, when I was young
03:24What happened?
03:26When I was, like, two, I threw my neck pillow out of the window
03:29You had your neck pillow and you threw it out of the car
03:32Yep
03:32Yeah, I still can't make the connection to the guide getting mauled by a
03:36Because he had to go get it because I was too young
03:38Uh, it is just a neck pillow
03:40Probably kind of left it there
03:42Mmm, well, it'd been with me for, like, two weeks, so it was pretty special
03:54I suspect your parents have never told you no, Colo
03:57Oh, they have, trust they have
03:59Really?
03:59Yep
03:59Okay
04:00Seb
04:01Yep
04:01Now, The Listies are a comedy duo for kids
04:03How would you describe their humour?
04:05Fart jokes
04:07And
04:08Just a whole lot of random colour shapes and brain farts
04:14And spew
04:15And spew
04:18You got called up on stage at a Listies show once
04:20Tell us what happened
04:21It was the show The Listies Make Some Noise
04:24And
04:25There is an amazing part in the show
04:28Where they invite people to come up on stage and burp into the microphone
04:31And I was chosen to come up on stage to burp into the microphone
04:35Okay
04:35Would you like a sample of my burp?
04:45I mean, I must admit, not much else is happening, so sure
04:51Brilliant
04:56It was worth the wait, thank you
04:59Now, here's you with The Listies at a show
05:01Oh, you're wearing the same hat now
05:02What's on the hat?
05:04I can't quite see
05:04Um, it's a poop
05:06Okay
05:08Do you reckon they just sell that as merchandise, as a bit of a joke?
05:12Mmm
05:12To see how dedicated their fans are, if they'll wear a poo on their head?
05:16I mean, it is quite, like, related to their comedy
05:24Is there anything you wouldn't wear a hat of?
05:26I think a hat with your face on it
05:32Let's play
05:34Expert round
05:35Expert subject
05:36Win or lose five points
05:38Steal and answer double points
05:40I'll ask each of you five questions on your expert subject
05:43Right, you get five points
05:44Wrong, I will take five points from you
05:46The rest of you can steal at any time to get double points
05:48Let's start with Seb and their expert subject
05:51The Listies
05:55Before teaming up as a comedy duo
05:57Listies stars Matt and Rich performed in kids theatre
06:00Including a version of The Day My Bum Went What?
06:03Please steal the slider
06:05Psycho
06:05Correct
06:12Yeah, that's actually the name of my autobiography
06:15The Listies podcast includes the series Who Dealt It?
06:19A pretend true crime show surrounding what bodily function?
06:22Seb
06:22Farts
06:23Correct
06:27Seb, because I almost like you
06:29I've got The Listies to ask this next question
06:32Have a look
06:33Hi Seb
06:34And kids who chose more boring topics
06:36Matt
06:37In our live show, 110% Ready
06:40We use specially made launchers to fire what bathroom product?
06:47Seb
06:48Toilet paper
06:49Correct
06:54The Listies have actually given us this prop so we can have a look at it
06:58Marty
07:19Just what we need, another dodgy double act
07:23I actually think it makes you look better
07:27Yeah, keep it on, kind of
07:30You're wearing a hat with a poo on it
07:34Your scrunch will fold
07:35I scrunch
07:41The Listies musical album includes a guest appearance from comedian Sammy J
07:47Seb
07:47Oh, I thought you were going to ask from what comedian
07:53Incorrect, I'll finish the question
07:55From comedian Sammy J
07:56Who says he's only there because he was promised what frothy kids drink
08:00It's wide open
08:03Lara, could you steal?
08:04Babacino
08:05Correct
08:06Double bounce in the world
08:11Last question in your set, Seb
08:12Have a look at this
08:22After Rich spits out the banana, Matt takes it and does what?
08:26Seb
08:27Eats it
08:29Correct
08:35I saw that show live
08:38Oh, you saw that live?
08:39Yeah, at a different festival
08:41Oh, at a different festival
08:42Yeah, I wasn't there just for them
08:44Oh, so they did the same joke at two different venues
08:49Next set of questions is for Colo on Homer's The Odyssey
08:56Are you ready to dig into this journey, Colo?
08:59Uh-huh
08:59The Odyssey tells the story of the Greek hero Odysseus' 10-year journey home from which legendary war?
09:06Colo
09:07The Trojan War
09:08Correct
09:13Odysseus was the smarty pants who came up with the Trojan horse trick
09:16So why did he take so long to get home?
09:19Just to give you some idea
09:20This is where he and his crew were trying to get to from Troy
09:24And this is the way they ended up going more or less
09:29This is the Odyssey
09:30I mean, is that an Odyssey or did they just have a broken GPS?
09:36Why did they go so long?
09:37A lot of shipwrecks, storms, a lot of gods hating them
09:42After escaping the man-eating cyclops Polyphemus, the rest of Odysseus' journey is cursed by which Greek god of the
09:49sea?
09:50Colo
09:51Poseidon
09:51Correct
09:55When Odysseus and his crew visit the island home of the witch Circe, she offers the travellers food and wine
10:01before turning them into what farm animal?
10:04Send for the steal
10:05Pigs
10:06Correct
10:08That was what's for you
10:13How'd they get out of that?
10:14Oh, don't tell me a god turns up and then gives Odysseus a magic root and then he no longer
10:19turns into a pig and then he falls in love with a witch and then, you know, because they're in
10:24love, he makes her lift the curse on all his men. Is that it?
10:26These stories are so predictable
10:30During his journey, Odysseus sails between the six-headed monster Scylla and Charybdis, a mythical version of what marine hazard?
10:39Colo
10:39A whirlpool
10:40Correct
10:45Last question in your set, Colo
10:47After returning home, Odysseus must win back his wife by shooting what through a row of 12 axes?
10:53For the stainless lyra
10:55An arrow
10:56Correct!
10:57Bravo goes to him
11:01Are you sure you didn't take a spear over to those orangutans?
11:05Well, you're just very quick to think of an arrow, I'm just saying
11:08I did get to use a blowgun, actually
11:11But not in the same national park with the orangutans
11:15Who'd you use a blowgun on?
11:17A wooden target
11:18What do you think?
11:20I don't know, an orangutan
11:22The only orangutan around was my dad and I'm not going to fire a weapon at my dad
11:28Oh, what if he's really annoying?
11:31No, he's a lovely person
11:32What if he's having trouble getting to sleep?
11:37You could help him, but you could be doing him a favour if he's having, you know, stress at work
11:42Like I am at the moment
11:43Okay
11:46Time now for Joseph
12:17Josephine and My Chemical Romance
12:17On the floorboard 200 charts
12:18Behind the soundtrack for which Miley Cyrus TV show?
12:22Josephine
12:22And Lantana
12:22Correct!
12:28One of the band's biggest hits, Helena, was written about which of the singer's family members?
12:33Josephine
12:34Dryden, Mikey
12:36Incorrect
12:37It's wide open
12:40Who's stealing this, Lara?
12:41Elena
12:43Incorrect
12:44It's wide open
12:48Time's up
12:49Grandmother
12:50She was the bass player's grandmother too, who I think you were referring to
12:54Yeah
12:54Girard's little brother Mikey is also in the band
12:57That's sweet
12:58I bet their grandma was pretty chuffed about the song
13:00Thank you
13:01In videos for the album Danger Days, The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, the band portray a gang of
13:06outlaws with names like Party Poison, Fun Girl and what name shared by an Australian airline?
13:13Jetstar
13:14Jetstar
13:14Correct
13:18Last question in your set, Josephine
13:20At the height of the band's fame, Gerard Way created a superhero comic book that was later made into which
13:27popular Netflix series?
13:29The Umbrella Academy
13:30Correct
13:34Last set in the expert round is Lyra and Orangutans
13:41It's believed there are three distinct species and three subspecies of wild orangutans living in forests across the islands of
13:48Sumatra and Borneo, in which continent?
13:52Lyra
13:52Indonesia
13:53Oh, Asia
13:55Incorrect
13:55But this deal is Josephine
13:57Asia
13:58Correct
13:58Double bounce to you
14:03We have to take your first answer, Lyra, and you said Indonesia first, which is not a continent
14:07It's a country
14:08The three species are the Sumatran, the Bornean, and the Tapanuli
14:14Tapanuli
14:14Tapanuli
14:15Yes
14:16Dominant male orangutans are known to have developed flanges on what part of their bodies?
14:21Lyra
14:22Faces
14:23Correct
14:27Yeah, if there's a flanged male in the area, other males might not be able to grow theirs
14:33Orangutans
14:34Orangutans start to develop engineering skills as babies, learning to use sticks, leaves and branches to build treetop resting places,
14:40commonly known by what name?
14:42Nests
14:44Correct
14:48Orangutans are critically endangered in large part due to the deforestation of their habitats. To produce what type of vegetable
14:55oil?
14:56Palm oil
14:57Correct
15:01Indonesia and Malaysia, where orangutans live, produce about 85% of the world's palm oil
15:06Last question in your set, Lyra
15:08Despite not being a character in the original book, King Louie is an orangutan wanting the secret of fire in
15:14what 1960s Disney films?
15:16Josephine for the steel
15:17The jungle book
15:19Correct
15:19Double goes for you
15:22We've skipped through their subjects, now let's skip through mine
15:26Tom's round, Tom's subject, multiple choice
15:30This week I've been really getting into snow, I love snow, it's cold, it's white and in Australia it's up
15:36so high I can look down on people, just like me
15:40This round is multiple choice, select your answers on your screens then press the buzzer to lock in the answer
15:44Most snowflakes have six sides or points due to the most basic ice crystal being what shape?
15:50A. Square
15:50B. Triangle
15:51C. Hexagon
15:53D. Octagon
15:55The answer is C. Hexagon
15:58In the movie Frozen, what is the name of the snow monster that Elsa creates to guard her palace?
16:10A. Flurry
16:12B. Marshmallow
16:13C. Olaf
16:14D. Snowball
16:19The answer is B. Marshmallow
16:23You reckon it was plopped next to a baby Chino?
16:31Which of these countries holds the record for the world's deepest snow?
16:36A. Australia
16:37B. Switzerland
16:38C. Peru
16:39D. Japan
16:43The answer is D. Japan
16:48Yeah, snow on Mount Ibuki once reached a depth of close to 12 metres, which is over six Tom Gleesons
16:55or 42 Grant Deniers
17:00Which of these animals can turn white for winter to camouflage itself from predators in the snow?
17:05A. Polar Bear
17:07B. Snow Leopard
17:08C. Snowshoe
17:09D. Snowy Owl
17:15The answer is C. Snowshoe hair
17:24In summer the snowshoe hair is mostly brown, though due to climate change they're sometimes still white when the snow
17:30melts, making them easier to kill.
17:33You monster
17:35No, I'm just saying, you know, climate change does, it's not all downsides
17:41Last question in my rounds were double points
17:44What food was used to create fake snow for the movie Home Alone?
17:48A. Coconut
17:48B. Ice cream
17:50C. Instant mashed potato
17:52D. Salt
17:52E. Powdered milk
17:53F. Popcorn
17:57The answer is C. Instant mashed potato
18:02All right, at the end of my round, Colo you're at the bottom on 20, get over here
18:15So Colo, what happened?
18:18My journey wasn't long enough, I guess
18:20Yeah
18:21Now you need to go on an odyssey to backstage through those doors, are you tempted to go
18:25And then go out?
18:29A bit
18:29A bit, all right
18:30You ready to go?
18:31Yep
18:32Out
18:32Out
18:35There he goes
18:41All right
18:42It's the people's round
18:44The people's round against the clock
18:47Fold your undies, play along at home
18:49Your time starts now
18:51A skateboard typically has how many wheels?
18:54Lyra
18:54Four
18:55Yes
18:56Elmo and Big Bird live on which street?
18:58Seb
18:58Sesame Street
18:59Yes
19:00A popular Aussie ice block is Zupa what?
19:03Seb
19:04Duper
19:04Yes
19:05The minions from Despicable Me are mainly what colour?
19:08Lyra
19:09Yellow
19:09Yes
19:10Who is the author of the Ninja Kid book series?
19:14Lyra
19:14Ando
19:15Yes
19:16Ordering your coffee black means it should come without what liquid ingredient?
19:20Seb
19:20Milk
19:20Yes
19:21The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem of which country?
19:25Josephine
19:26USA
19:26Yes
19:27Which egg-laying mammal is on our 20 cent coin?
19:30Josephine
19:31Any
19:31No
19:32Platypus
19:33The River Thames runs through which capital city?
19:36Josephine
19:37Uh...
19:38I don't know
19:40Too slow?
19:41The answer's London
19:42Aeroplane life jackets should feature a light
19:44And what instrument for attracting attention?
19:46Lyra
19:47Whistle
19:47Yes
19:48Time's up
19:51Alright
19:52The end of the people's round
19:53Josephine you're at the bottom on 25
19:56Get over here
20:04I'm sorry you didn't win but at the same time it probably makes you feel a bit emotional
20:09Which means you're a bit emo
20:11And now you can listen to your cool band
20:13I can
20:14Is that a fair assessment or?
20:16No
20:17Oh
20:18What would you say a fair assessment is?
20:20It is what it is
20:21That's my assessment
20:22If you had your time again how would you do it differently?
20:26Um...
20:26I think...
20:27I knew that one about the Home Alone thing
20:30I just thought it would be yellow for some reason which is stupid
20:34Um...
20:34You mean the snow would be yellow?
20:36No
20:36That can't happen
20:37No
20:39Mashed potatoes
20:40Oh the mashed potato would be yellow
20:42Yes
20:43Alright I guess it's before the butter's added
20:44Yeah
20:45Alright you ready to go?
20:47Yep
20:47Out!
20:50There she goes
20:57Alright
20:58Only two left
20:59Who's going to be the Hard Quiz champion?
21:00She and Seb and Lyra get over here because it's time to play Hard Quiz
21:03Final round
21:04It's ahead
21:05The Listies vs. Orangutan
21:09Hard Quiz
21:11Now there can only be one Hard Quiz champion who gets to take home the limited edition Big Brass mug
21:16What will you do with the mug if you win Lyra?
21:18Tom
21:18It's going straight to the pool room
21:20Oh
21:24What about you Seb?
21:25I will make the world's biggest baby Chino and invite the Listies over to drink it with me
21:32That's the five penalty to that style harder questions on your expert subjects
21:36So it's Seb's knowledge of the Listies vs. Lyra's knowledge of orangutans
21:39Let's play
21:40Hard!
21:44Alright
21:44Seb
21:45The Listies album Go Bananas includes a sketch about the fake movie Spewtown
21:51Which has a sequel called Spewtown 2
21:55The what?
21:58Um
21:58The spewpocalypse
22:02Correct
22:07Lyra
22:08Have a listen to this
22:14According to the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation this orangutan is establishing his territory
22:21Communicating with other males to stay away and inviting females to mate
22:26What two word name is the sound commonly known by?
22:30The long call
22:31The long call
22:33Correct
22:38Marty
22:41We'll be back in to the next 2016
22:45Seb, the Listies live show Raffle was previously known by a much longer name
22:51I need you to place these letters after Roffle
22:55to make the show's full former title.
23:00Well, I know that the full thing is Roffle shall bulko,
23:08which is rolling on the floor laughing so hard
23:11a little bit of wee comes out.
23:16It's extra funny because you said that
23:18while wearing a hat with a poo on it.
23:31I know that's the title.
23:34OK.
23:38Um, correct!
23:42You are right.
23:44It stood for rolling on the floor laughing so hard
23:46a little bit of wee comes out.
23:47They changed it to Roffle
23:48because Matt couldn't spell the full name.
23:51But you can.
23:52Yeah.
23:53There you go.
23:54Marty!
23:58Lyra.
23:59In 2024, wild Sumatran orangutan racoos
24:02made headlines when he was observed
24:04using a medicinal plant for what purpose?
24:07He was using it to, um,
24:11heal the wound that he'd gotten
24:13from another fight with a male under his eye.
24:18Correct!
24:23Seb, the Listies book,
24:25Ickypedia,
24:27is a dictionary of made-up words.
24:29According to the book,
24:30what word means
24:31when you get stuck counting?
24:36Countstipated.
24:45Other words include
24:46utter pants,
24:47which are undies for cows,
24:49and nacholepsy.
24:50What's nacholepsy?
24:51I can't remember if that's where you fall asleep.
24:54Is this a question?
24:56No, no, no.
24:56This is just entertainment.
25:00Nacholepsy,
25:01it means when you fall asleep
25:02face down in your nachos.
25:03Oh.
25:04Does that happen to you?
25:06Mmm, no.
25:07No.
25:08I eat my nachos
25:09before I fall asleep.
25:14Fair enough, Seb.
25:17Lyra.
25:18A 1990 study
25:19co-authored by primatologist
25:21Dr. Berute Galdicus
25:22found that
25:23for the
25:24North West
25:25Bornean orangutans,
25:267.7 years
25:28is the average interval
25:29between what?
25:31I think
25:32it is
25:35when they have
25:36their babies.
25:39Correct!
25:44Yeah, Galdicast
25:45is known as
25:46one of the
25:46tri-mates,
25:47along with
25:47Diane Fossey
25:48who studied gorillas
25:49and Jane Goodall
25:49who studied chimpanzees.
25:51Berute Galdicast
25:52is my hero.
25:53I love her.
25:54Just has a lower profile
25:55than the other two.
25:57Famous in everything.
26:04It is.
26:07Seb,
26:08have a listen to this.
26:10Wash your hands
26:12Wash your hands
26:15Wash your hands
26:18hands
26:19The song
26:20Wash your hands
26:21includes a word
26:22repeatedly covered
26:23by sound effects.
26:25That word
26:25is later revealed
26:26to be what?
26:28Stinky.
26:30Let's have a listen.
26:31Wash your stinking hands
26:41The film clip features
26:42well-known Australian comedians
26:45Yeah, I must have been
26:46busy that day.
26:48Lyra
26:50Orangutans in
26:50Suark
26:51use tools
26:52to access
26:52the nutritious
26:53seeds
26:53of this pod
26:54which
26:55according to
26:56the documentary
26:57The Secret Lives
26:58of Orangutans
26:58comes
26:59from what tree?
27:02Okay, so
27:05I was gonna
27:06look this up
27:07but I didn't.
27:08That was a big mistake.
27:10So I know
27:10that they have
27:11these sort of
27:12fibreglassy
27:13splintery
27:14things inside
27:15that's why
27:15they have to
27:15get the seeds out.
27:17But I
27:17don't
27:18know what
27:19tree.
27:21Okay,
27:23I'm gonna say
27:26a
27:28prickly fruit tree.
27:32Incorrect.
27:33It's worth a guess
27:34though
27:35but the answer
27:35is
27:36the
27:36Cheminung.
27:39Yeah, the
27:39Cheminung tree.
27:40Some scientists
27:41say their use of tools
27:42displays a level
27:42of intelligence
27:43above gorillas
27:44and chimpanzees.
27:45In your face
27:46gorillas and
27:47chimpanzees.
27:49Seb, if you get
27:50this right,
27:50you are tonight's
27:51heart quiz champion.
27:52In the podcast episode
27:53Fudgie the Budgie,
27:55Rich goes to his
27:56happy place,
27:57the Library of
27:58Alexandria,
27:59where pharaohs
28:00are waiting to play
28:01what board game?
28:03It was mentioned
28:04in a previous
28:06podcast.
28:08I can remember,
28:09it's something about
28:10potato.
28:11Potato Empire.
28:13Correct,
28:14which means you are
28:15tonight's heart quiz
28:15champion.
28:16All right,
28:17Laurie,
28:18don't understand.
28:19Help.
28:21There she goes.
28:28Good and
28:28congratulations,
28:29Seb,
28:30you are tonight's
28:30heart quiz champion,
28:31which means you get
28:32the big price,
28:33and you get to do
28:34the sign-off.
28:35Thanks for playing.
28:37Hi!
28:39Congratulations.
28:40Congratulations!
28:42It should 5% of us.
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