- 2 days ago
Two friends, Terry and Glen, endeavour to close a portal in their backyard after they accidentally open a gate and release a swarm of demons.
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00:41:09Demons aren't going to ring the doorbell.
00:41:14Worse, please, sisters.
00:41:16All I can say is that you're just really lucky to have us around.
00:41:19Because we got you this great on top.
00:41:20And I got these new genies, but I've got to put them in the water.
00:41:23In fact, we're going to the beach tonight.
00:41:25We're having a summer party.
00:41:27And you're not invited, so don't get all retarded on us.
00:41:30Alexandra, what's your problem?
00:41:31Eric almost dropped me.
00:41:33And we have a surprise for Eric to streak your hair.
00:41:36Wow.
00:41:37Hey, don't touch that.
00:41:39I'm just looking at it.
00:41:41Come on, that's my dad's.
00:41:43Put that down.
00:41:44He never lets us play with it.
00:41:45Okay, okay.
00:41:46Don't hurt, Cal.
00:41:49Whoa!
00:41:55Way to go.
00:41:58Here.
00:42:02The thunderbolt.
00:42:04She didn't throw it out.
00:42:06Hey, are you guys just dead yet?
00:42:09Almost.
00:42:10Let's go to the track.
00:42:16What are you doing?
00:42:17Um...
00:42:18Probably fagging off.
00:42:20What'd you do to your face?
00:42:21None of your beeswax, four eyes.
00:42:23I think it's a definite improvement, Jack.
00:42:25I hate your feet, dwarf.
00:42:27Suck my nose till my head caves in.
00:42:29Why don't you grow up?
00:42:30Drop dead.
00:42:31Up yours.
00:42:32Piss off.
00:42:32Why don't you just shut up?
00:42:35Just go to bed.
00:42:40Do you ever want a brother or sister or anything?
00:42:43Nope.
00:42:56if we bulun, do you ever want a brother?
00:43:03Put me on the road.
00:43:06It's like I've been doing some moves in.
00:43:06It's like we dont know why because of our downstairs.
00:43:10Let's take a picture.
00:43:14Minions. Oh, boy.
00:43:27The Dark Master, a demon of unimaginable size and power.
00:43:33Jerry?
00:43:46Oh, boy.
00:43:53You don't see him, you know?
00:43:56I don't know what my name is.
00:44:11Here in the next month the Cat b ΠΎΠΏΡΡΡ did just resolve.
00:44:26Terry, Terry, are you awake?
00:45:04Terry, are you awake?
00:45:17Terry, are you awake?
00:45:47Terry, are you awake?
00:45:56Terry, are you awake?
00:46:05Terry, are you awake?
00:46:14Terry, are you awake?
00:46:21Terry, are you awake?
00:46:25Help! Get over there!
00:46:27Help! Get in!
00:46:30Help! Help!
00:46:32Get off of me!
00:46:35Get off of me!
00:46:37Help!
00:46:39Come on!
00:46:41Come on!
00:46:45Go!
00:46:47Get off of me!
00:46:49Hurry!
00:46:51Hurry!
00:46:52Come on!
00:46:54We gotta go!
00:46:56Where are we going?
00:46:58Something's going on!
00:47:04Mom! Dad!
00:47:11You've been
00:47:12back!
00:47:22Oh!
00:47:25Yes!
00:47:36Mom!
00:47:38Mom!
00:47:39Mom!
00:47:56What are we going to do?
00:47:59The back door.
00:48:05What are we going to do?
00:48:06What are we going to do?
00:48:08Oh, shoot.
00:48:09What are we going to do?
00:48:10Hurry up, Al.
00:48:11Hurry up, Al.
00:48:12Would you guys shut up?
00:48:25I don't see anything.
00:48:32Come on.
00:48:33I'm trying.
00:48:43Let me take a look first.
00:48:45Good idea.
00:48:46Yeah.
00:48:59I don't know.
00:49:16Al, I think you better come back.
00:49:19Shh!
00:49:19Watch out.
00:49:20Shut up, you guys.
00:49:22Al, come back.
00:49:23What do you want?
00:49:25What is it?
00:49:28Come on!
00:49:29Come on!
00:49:36Hurry up!
00:49:38Hurry up!
00:49:39Hurry up!
00:49:40Hurry up!
00:49:41Hurry!
00:49:44Ah!
00:49:50Ah!
00:49:52Ah!
00:49:53Oh!
00:50:02What the hell's going on?
00:50:04Somebody knock her out again.
00:50:05I'm calling the police.
00:50:11Answer it!
00:50:31Hello?
00:50:34You've been found!
00:50:48You have to close the gate.
00:50:50You have to go to the hole and do it right.
00:50:52You mean you guys were serious about that demon stuff?
00:50:55What does it look like?
00:50:58What the hell are you talking about?
00:51:00The spells.
00:51:01They're in the basement.
00:51:03Who's going to go get them?
00:51:08Are you sure we can get rid of them?
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10I've got all the spells and prayers to banish the demons.
00:51:13Demons?
00:51:13What kind?
00:51:14Don't ask.
00:51:16How do you know what to do?
00:51:18Just trust me.
00:51:19I know what I'm doing.
00:51:20Great.
00:51:27What is it?
00:51:29Forget it.
00:51:43Over there.
00:51:49What?
00:51:50Do they hate music?
00:51:55Ah!
00:52:03Great.
00:52:04Now what do we do?
00:52:05What?
00:52:06The Bible.
00:52:07What?
00:52:09Prayers.
00:52:10The Bible.
00:52:11That's what they always use.
00:52:13These guys are older than the Bible.
00:52:15Do you have anything better?
00:52:21Ted, we know what to read.
00:52:22We'll find something.
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:24We went to Sunday school.
00:52:26We should have called Mom and Dad before this.
00:52:28I wish Mrs. Vandergrift was here.
00:52:31It's a little too late for that.
00:52:33We found one.
00:52:34Good.
00:52:36Okay.
00:52:38Let's do it.
00:52:45Let's do it.
00:52:55Now, we need to be the sacrifices.
00:52:57The sacrifices?
00:52:59I told you.
00:53:00The demons need two human sacrifices to stay and make their hell on earth.
00:53:06Uh, we don't all have to go.
00:53:08Yeah, maybe it would be better if we waited inside.
00:53:13My heroes.
00:53:35You've got to be kidding.
00:53:43I hope this works.
00:53:45Me too.
00:53:53Deliver me from my enemies, Father in Heaven.
00:53:57Deliver me from the workers of...
00:54:00...iniquity.
00:54:01And save me from the devil's of life.
00:54:13I will wait for my soul.
00:54:17They return in evening.
00:54:19They holly for God.
00:54:20Thou shalt bury the evil thing of God in the earth no more.
00:54:25Because of thy strength, I will wait for thee.
00:54:28For God is my high tower.
00:54:35It's working.
00:54:37Hey, that's pretty good.
00:54:39Hey, it works.
00:54:43I can still hear them.
00:54:45There's one more part here.
00:54:46Then they should be gone.
00:54:48Don't get so close.
00:54:49It's okay.
00:54:50It's working.
00:54:50Get back.
00:54:51Don't be such a...
00:54:57Terry!
00:54:59Terry!
00:55:00Terry!
00:55:00What are we going to do?
00:55:01Terry!
00:55:03Terry!
00:55:06Terry!
00:55:07Huh?
00:55:08Terry!
00:55:09Terry!
00:55:10Terry!
00:55:13Terry!
00:55:16Where is he?
00:55:18Hi.
00:55:19Hey!
00:55:21Please.
00:55:25Ah!
00:55:28Ah!
00:55:31Ah!
00:55:33Ah!
00:55:34Ah!
00:55:35No.
00:55:37Please!
00:55:39Help me!
00:55:40Please!
00:55:43Help me!
00:55:45Help me!
00:55:48It's not working!
00:55:50It's not working!
00:55:51Come on!
00:55:56Let's go!
00:55:59No!
00:56:16Help!
00:56:17Get me out of here!
00:56:21Help!
00:56:24Here it comes!
00:56:27Get over here!
00:56:33Carrie! Grab it!
00:56:35Where's the bike?
00:56:36Get over me from my enemies!
00:56:40Father in heaven!
00:56:41Stop it!
00:56:42Get away from the workers!
00:56:43I'm in your place!
00:56:44Let's stop!
00:56:47We're aiming for love!
00:56:50Let's stop it!
00:56:52You're making a mess!
00:56:53Let's grab my feet!
00:56:55Hurry!
00:56:56Get it down there for us!
00:56:59Let's see!
00:57:01We're waiting for ourselves!
00:57:03Got it!
00:57:05Pull me up!
00:57:08Help!
00:57:12Help!
00:57:13Help!
00:57:16Come on!
00:57:17Come on!
00:57:21Come on!
00:57:22It's closing!
00:57:24Hurry!
00:57:26Hurry!
00:57:29Hurry!
00:57:30Come on!
00:57:32Hurry up!
00:57:36I lost my tube!
00:57:38But Bible!
00:57:40What's the Bible!
00:57:42What's the Bible?
00:57:44I don't know what to read!
00:57:46Read anything!
00:57:47Just read!
00:57:52In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth!
00:57:56I'm in the beginning!
00:57:59Move!
00:58:02Move!
00:58:03Move!
00:58:05Move!
00:58:07Move!
00:58:09Move!
00:58:23Move!
00:58:44It's gone!
00:58:45It's gone?
00:58:46It's gone!
00:58:47All right!
00:58:48It's gone!
00:58:49All right!
00:58:50All right!
00:58:52All right!
00:58:53All right!
00:58:55Come on!
00:58:56Let's go!
00:58:57Come on!
00:58:58Yeah!
00:59:00All right!
00:59:02All right!
00:59:04You did it!
00:59:05You did it!
00:59:05All right!
00:59:06All right!
00:59:06Whoa!
00:59:10Hello?
00:59:14Wait.
00:59:43Hi, due!
00:59:44Oh!
00:59:47Take away, my dad!
00:59:48Do you want me to?
00:59:59it's just us what happened it worked i knew it you sure no we're all dead welcome to heaven
01:00:09what were you guys doing in there we heard noises
01:00:34what have you been doing mud wrestling it's not funny
01:00:43what are you doing here came to party thought we'd surprise you well look i've had enough surprises
01:00:50for one night could you guys just please leave come on now i'll be real
01:00:57al we invited them well maybe you should just go with them fine come on let's go we can take
01:01:03a hint
01:01:04what a drag let's go
01:01:11she's just not ready for me yet guys oh shut up
01:01:20boy mom and dad are gonna be pissed when they see this
01:01:23yeah what you be telling
01:01:29frisbee
01:01:33it's gonna be dawn soon why don't we all clean up and get some sleep are you kidding
01:01:39i'm not gonna sleep for a week
01:01:42yeah come on let's go watch the tv
01:01:44yeah okay i'm gonna get cleaned up
01:01:48al yeah you're better than miss vandy rift any day
01:01:58you know maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have a sister
01:02:10i wonder if we can still sell it
01:02:13i don't know here catch
01:02:19way to go
01:02:21terry
01:02:37it's the work man
01:02:40i just made it up
01:02:42i just made it up
01:02:56no
01:02:59no
01:02:59no
01:02:59no
01:02:59no
01:02:59no
01:02:59no
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01:03:00no
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01:04:30Let's go!
01:04:31Let's go!
01:04:32Let's go!
01:04:33Let's go!
01:04:36Let's go!
01:04:39I don't know.
01:05:12What the hell was that?
01:05:14It's the workman. It got Terry.
01:05:16What? He just made it up, but it got him.
01:05:18It took him into the wall.
01:05:19What are you meaning?
01:05:23It's the first human sacrifice.
01:05:26Dad's gun.
01:05:28It's all my fault.
01:05:29Dad's gun.
01:05:31It's all my fault.
01:05:33Go get Dad's gun.
01:05:35Len! Len! Len, don't!
01:05:42Hurry!
01:05:54Help me, Len.
01:05:56Help!
01:05:58Len!
01:05:59Len!
01:06:09Help! Help! Help!
01:06:15Get him off me! Get him off me!
01:06:18Get away! Get away!
01:06:30Get away!
01:06:39Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:06:48Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:06:49Close the door!
01:06:49All right! All right!
01:06:55Where's the gun? Over there!
01:07:04Did Terry say that there was some way we could kill them?
01:07:07Energy derived from...
01:07:09I can't remember!
01:07:16Oh, shit.
01:07:34Uh!
01:07:35Uhhh!
01:07:39Hey!
01:07:42Ah!
01:07:44No!
01:07:46Hey!
01:07:48Hey, my!
01:07:50Hey!
01:07:52Hey!
01:07:53Hey!
01:07:54Hey!
01:07:55Hey!
01:07:56Hey!
01:07:58Hey, hey!
01:07:59Hey!
01:08:00Hey!
01:08:04Help!
01:08:08Help!
01:08:10Help! Please!
01:08:11Help!
01:08:12Please!
01:08:14Help me!
01:08:16Please!
01:08:24The second human sacrifice.
01:08:44Love and light. That's it! The thunderbolt!
01:08:49Energy derived from it.
01:09:02.
01:09:06.
01:09:07.
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01:09:15Oh, my God.
01:09:50Come on, where is it?
01:09:55Come on.
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01:19:28I don't know.
01:20:04I don't know.
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01:20:51I don't know.
01:20:53Angus!
01:20:56Angus.
01:20:58Good boy.
01:21:00Angus.
01:21:06Oh!
01:21:09Glenn!
01:21:11Oh!
01:21:12Glenn!
01:21:16Glenn!
01:21:20Angus!
01:21:21Sorry!
01:21:23Oh!
01:21:27All right.
01:21:28Oh!
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01:21:52Oh!
01:21:53Give me a break.
01:21:56Ha ha.
01:21:57Ha!
01:21:59Ha!
01:21:59You're my best buddy.
01:22:01Ha ha.
01:22:02She's...
01:22:02Ha ha ha.
01:22:03Yeah.
01:22:03Oh, God.
01:22:49Oh, God.
01:23:29Oh, God.
01:24:00Oh, God.
01:24:03Oh, God.
01:24:36Oh, God.
01:25:09Oh, God.
01:25:34Oh, God.
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