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Head Witch in Charge - HOT
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00:00:01.
00:00:25Jesus.
00:00:26Mom?
00:00:27Can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:00:31Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember.
00:01:57Oh.
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:39It's on the house.
00:02:45It's on the house.
00:02:57There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas, like I said.
00:03:08I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her, and then that whole obnoxious family will be there
00:03:19to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you, I am going to sell your little
00:03:35sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svinson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svinson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me,
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svinson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:44Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to wait.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:38Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:14Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:22Oh, wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Erick.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is very nice.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:24You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you...
00:10:59the real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are. The real you wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that. He really wants me. The real me.
00:11:21Fuck. You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric. I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open or I'll stop.
00:12:11That's a good girl. Look down at my head.
00:12:18Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:21I can't. Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay. Don't think. Just kill. Tell me how you feel.
00:12:34It's so good. But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48You feel like I'm gonna make you come.
00:12:51I'll get you there.
00:12:53I'm gonna kill it now.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:12:58Five.
00:13:00Four.
00:13:02Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:07Four.
00:13:08Four.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:30in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43at 8 o'clock
00:13:45if you decide that you want one.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:52You too.
00:13:58How does he know
00:13:59what floor I was on?
00:14:05How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me
00:14:07all about your wild sister
00:14:08and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22Follow the rules
00:14:23and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are
00:14:29in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:40So,
00:14:42any bad ideas?
00:14:47just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16You consider me rude.
00:15:18You think we could take it slow?
00:15:19Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44oh my god i can't believe i just did that that was so embarrassing this is why i don't do
00:15:49crazy
00:15:49shit that was way too much hey you're never too much you don't understand eric okay if my family
00:15:56saw me do any of that they would freak out tonight's not about your family tonight's about
00:16:02you remember forget what everyone else has told you to do do something that you want to do
00:16:08something no one would expect maybe he's right i've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me
00:16:15to do for once in my life i'm doing something for myself she spotted the chapel just like i planned
00:16:29so are you uh you sure about this marriage thing it's only temporary okay and old magic is weak
00:16:35that the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning so are you ready for a holy
00:16:41matrimony i'm ready if you're ready come on let's go
00:16:55you nervous just never been married before
00:17:07uh it's my sister i need to take this oh yeah take your time elvis here wants me to pick
00:17:12out a hand fast
00:17:13bouquet hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on let's do it you need to come home now
00:17:19i can't
00:17:20secret eric dad's up to something he invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up
00:17:25he looks at me weird it really freaks me out you were my big brother e i need you here
00:17:31listen i can't
00:17:33leave right now but i promise when i come home i'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:17:37okay
00:17:41hey
00:17:41hey
00:17:43is everything okay
00:17:45yeah
00:17:48yeah it's fine
00:17:51you uh you sure about this
00:17:54it's only temporary
00:17:56come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02let's go
00:18:18right only temporary unless you get hand fasted under a full moon then the hand fast bond is
00:18:25nearly unbreakable but she doesn't know that and once she does she'll hate me
00:18:31is your sister okay is something wrong nothing's wrong we're about to get married in vegas by ovus
00:18:40what could possibly be wrong all right you ready to rock and roll you hunk a hunk a hot couple
00:18:47let's get this show started
00:19:16this is it
00:19:18i have the wand of light
00:19:20the most powerful object in the world
00:19:22if i leave now i could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:27set secret and eye free
00:19:35but i already betrayed her once
00:19:41so
00:19:54I don't know.
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:22Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:39That's weird.
00:20:40The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:42He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Why before?
00:22:12Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:14Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Spinsons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:40Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lili, wait.
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17When a month went by, then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then, it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing.
00:23:58Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:22No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:25I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing.
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday?
00:25:06Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:23No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:27No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:46No!
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09Get off me!
00:26:09She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're
00:26:46more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save your life.
00:26:55I'm thanking you.
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09God, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now
00:27:18you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spentance schemes?
00:27:29I just...
00:27:30I need it, okay?
00:27:33It's...it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35No!
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:27:38Not yet.
00:27:39But he knows about the wand.
00:27:40If he gets a hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world.
00:27:46Or worse.
00:27:47No!
00:27:48Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:54She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever.
00:27:58And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back.
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the
00:28:10divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:28:14Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him.
00:28:17I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the
00:28:40wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful,
00:28:45magical object in the entire world?
00:28:48Fair.
00:28:49Uh, whatever you want.
00:28:51Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right.
00:28:55I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy.
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell.
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart.
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:13You're not gonna speak-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius.
00:29:29We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you.
00:29:39I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done.
00:29:49You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:43If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was going to throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're a Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with Sheryl's.
00:31:33Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:41Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood-related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:23Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:32:38more than you already have,
00:32:40then you do not even want to imagine
00:32:41the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you, too.
00:33:28In Vegas,
00:33:30you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Seagrid?
00:33:35Yeah.
00:33:36Seagrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:16You already know that.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Crossed my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look.
00:36:19I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:43Eric.
00:36:44Eric.
00:36:47Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came
00:37:24so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:35See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Svensson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Svensson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:22You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That one's mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:29Hold still.
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:41:59You're okay.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay load for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:25Okay.
00:42:30Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the door spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell.
00:44:05And we never see each other again.
00:44:07We don't know.
00:44:21What happens after, Eric.
00:44:22What happens after, Eric.
00:44:24What happens after, Eric.
00:44:30What happens after, Eric?
00:44:39Smells like fresh-baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:51It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That's spelled.
00:44:55No man-inhabitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this where it cumbles.
00:45:02You mean orgies?
00:45:05The satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grants you your deepest desires without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28You don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:52I'm trying not to.
00:45:54I'm trying not to.
00:45:55I'm trying not to.
00:46:12I'm trying not to.
00:46:32I'm trying not to.
00:46:44I'm trying not to.
00:46:46I'm trying not to.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55I'm trying not to.
00:47:23I'm trying not to.
00:47:43I can't.
00:48:01this doesn't change anything i know we can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we
00:48:08are on the outside sure i'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending
00:48:14to be
00:48:14a good little witch excuse me don't deny lily share with smithson i know i'm kind of dark naughty
00:48:23thoughts you have i don't it's okay to be bad you don't have to pretend
00:48:34i don't huh
00:48:39you know just because i have half my magic doesn't mean i can't play with you for tonight
00:48:56now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch
00:49:06and i'm gonna do whatever i want to you
00:49:18i don't remember packing that lingerie close your eyes
00:49:25eric you're so good for being such a bad boy i'm being properly motivated
00:49:36not to move see how long it takes you to break for you i could stay here forever
00:49:43pretty to think so why don't we test that little theory huh we're playing a dangerous game
00:49:52all you have to do is admit that i win i'll let you fuck me i'll even let you come
00:50:03wherever you want
00:50:06you can come here or here i'll even let you come in here god come on i know you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24i'm right i'm right i'm right fine you win oh what was fast you hurt me
00:50:34oh
00:50:43so what's my prize
00:50:47i could torture you like you did me but i want to be inside you i want to feel you
00:50:56squeeze me tight
00:50:59and take me to bed husband
00:51:04call me that again
00:51:08you want me to fuck you husband
00:51:11yeah fuck me
00:51:20tell me a story
00:51:24like the ones you did in vegas
00:51:27i've got a story about my pet goat gilmore and how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:34or this story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images
00:51:40so
00:51:43i already know about your family
00:51:47i want to know about you
00:51:50what's it like to be a svensson heir
00:51:52you want the insider info
00:51:56you tell me yours i'll tell you mine
00:51:58you're gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed sherwood
00:52:07is that what you think being a sherwood is like
00:52:13all fun and rainbows
00:52:16yeah everybody loves your family
00:52:18that's not true eric
00:52:19there are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:23my mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:28and next year i will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:33like eat your fruits and veggies
00:52:35like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:41like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before i was even born
00:52:50i'm always doing the right thing for the family i was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong
00:52:55thing
00:52:56i couldn't be tired i couldn't be scared i couldn't be angry
00:53:00one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:04if this whole world fades to black it's because i messed up because i didn't do a good job
00:53:13i don't think i've ever said that out loud before
00:53:16i'm glad you did
00:53:19your turn
00:53:22growing up with vinson was
00:53:24a little different
00:53:26the old man likes to say i was
00:53:29the first of his disappointments
00:53:31i guess it's good
00:53:33at least i was first at something
00:53:36i didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:38i just wanted to get away from him
00:53:41i had it all planned out when
00:53:43i turned 16 i'd leave change my name and the svensson bloodline would die with me
00:53:48my mom died when secret was born
00:53:53my dad used her against me
00:53:56every day since
00:54:03i'm so sorry eric i
00:54:06you shouldn't have asked
00:54:09it's okay
00:54:11those vincents have always lived in the sherwood shadows
00:54:14we are the shadows
00:54:18all you do is shine
00:54:30he always asks me what i want
00:54:34what do you want eric
00:54:39you'd hate me if i told you
00:54:41i mean more than you already do
00:54:46i don't hate you
00:54:49i don't know
00:54:49i never did
00:55:25eric something's wrong
00:55:27dad's got visitors
00:55:29a bunch of old guys
00:55:30i don't know who they are
00:55:31he made me play piano for them
00:55:33like some kind of dress up doll
00:55:35it's like freaking me out
00:55:42eric
00:55:43are you safe
00:55:50for now
00:55:52all those weird old men lived last night
00:55:55and and i hexed my door so no one could get in
00:55:58don't let anyone in
00:55:59if dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men just
00:56:02i know
00:56:03i'll just do what he says
00:56:06i always do
00:56:08i'm so sick of this e
00:56:09what if he actually does make me marry one of those guys
00:56:12i'm never gonna let that happen all right
00:56:16look i'm close to getting the wand of light
00:56:19the wand of light
00:56:21like the one from the fairy tales
00:56:23you can't tell dad secret
00:56:27when i get the wand
00:56:28be ready for my call i have a plan
00:56:31i barely know basic spells
00:56:35i don't know if you can
00:56:37i know you can
00:56:38i know you can
00:56:39when the time is right you'll be ready
00:56:48call ended
00:57:07filling up bessie meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:57:20oh my god
00:57:22why do you and mom always do that
00:57:24a bit high strung aren't you sis
00:57:27i was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:30yeah and going by your aura i can guess about who
00:57:33very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36oh yeah well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake
00:57:40oh aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:43your super hot hubby isn't around i'm guessing
00:57:45or have you already murdered him after catching his dick
00:57:48i know all the best places to hide a body by the way
00:57:52i'm fine effie
00:57:54i know all about eric spenson
00:57:55i'm not stupid
00:57:57and when we get the wand back
00:57:59you mean if you get the wand back
00:58:01we will
00:58:03and when we do
00:58:05we'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06this mark will be gone
00:58:08i'll go home and
00:58:10marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16it's not fair you know
00:58:18i know i'm the last person who should be saying that because it's not like i can change it
00:58:23but it's not
00:58:26it's just the way it goes
00:58:27right
00:58:28there has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir
00:58:35effie what i want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:39that's fine
00:58:40it's what it means to be a sure what
00:58:43just remember repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48all right whatever you say sis you know best
00:58:54i know give everyone a hug for me tell them i'll be back home soon
00:59:08last night was the last time after today we're done
00:59:13if i say that enough times maybe i'll finally believe it
00:59:25i'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30my family's magic is dying my father's been cashing in on broken promises three years
00:59:35but he holds most of the power and me and see we just get the scraps that's how he controls
00:59:40us
00:59:42if i could use the wand just once i can take his power away from the break
00:59:48i'm not trying to ruin your family i'm trying to save mine it's the only way that we can be
00:59:52free
00:59:54that's what you meant by trying to save your family i was gonna tell you the night before i was
01:00:00gonna
01:00:00tell you the truth and then i was just gonna ask if i could use the wand just once and
01:00:06then i would
01:00:06do whatever you want get a divorce leave you alone forever why didn't you tell me
01:00:16why didn't you tell me that morning maybe things could have been different
01:00:21i would have asked you to stay it's a nice idea but our families have been at war since the
01:00:28beginning
01:00:28of time maybe if we were different people we have different lives this would have worked maybe we
01:00:38the wand maybe the wand has a spell for that eric a witch can hope
01:00:53what do i have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head why are you looking at me like
01:00:57that
01:01:09wait i'm driving hold over
01:01:30you have got to be kidding me
01:01:39end of the line which is
01:01:45end of the line which is
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You set the shadows, Eve?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take dad's magic, into him, and finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding? I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my...
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me!
01:05:18Oh my god!
01:05:20I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:05:24Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could've saved yourself!
01:05:27No!
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33You...
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot!
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You...
01:05:51You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:57You...
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know...
01:06:16Those days in Vegas...
01:06:20Were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:20Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:33Lily.
01:07:35Eric.
01:07:37You absolute horror!
01:07:44Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole!
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:07:59The Wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the Wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:13You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something when I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:08:51Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:26Ah.
01:09:28There you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:41You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:45I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:48It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:16The magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:23You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:28The magic's gone.
01:10:29Forever.
01:10:31Eric.
01:10:32Ordus.
01:10:33Svensson.
01:10:34Release me this instant!
01:10:36That is an order!
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41Those powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you will pay for this!
01:10:49You will both pay for this!
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:58We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:58I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here!
01:11:02Get back here!
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bitch!
01:11:05Oh, no!
01:11:10No!
01:11:12Oh, no!
01:11:18Oh!
01:11:20Oh!
01:11:21Oh!
01:11:22Oh, no!
01:11:22So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the Wand of Life?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32that sounds ominous
01:11:35just so happens that
01:11:36there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:41are you asking me
01:11:42to hand fast marry you
01:11:45yeah
01:11:47I think I am
01:11:48Eric Spencer
01:11:50well we better hurry
01:11:51if we're going to take the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:01but if we're going to get hand fast married again
01:12:03no more secrets this time
01:12:06so is there anything you want to come clean about now
01:12:09soon to be again husband
01:12:13there is one thing
01:12:16you might want to buckle up
01:12:18we're about to go super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:24you didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:12:26didn't you
01:12:27you know me so well
01:12:29soon to be again wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:34will you marry me
01:12:36and not because of some spell
01:12:38or because it's your duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:45yes I will
01:12:56ready
01:12:58hell yeah
01:12:59I will
01:13:04you
01:13:04you
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