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Stop Fighting,Line Up!Four Beast Husbands Brawling Over Me
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00:05well well look at the great wolf king on his knees eating dirt at my feet princess emma
00:17emma you're still waiting for her to save you wake up that pathetic princess is head
00:23over heels with me you're just one of her throwaway beast husbands why would she ever
00:28come for you all right time to put you down what the hell where am i princess emma hold on
00:51this character model looks exactly like darien the wolf king
00:54one of the main guys in the game i'm playing did i just wake up inside the game
01:0212 hour er shift i'm dead i've been grinding for almost a month
01:08i am not sleeping until i beat it tonight
01:13emma sweetheart we picked out the four best men from every race to be your husbands
01:20and you're seriously gonna throw all that away for that pathetic elf rayon
01:34father ryan is the love of my life none of the others even come close
01:47you fool did you really think i could ever love someone like you you were just a stepping stone
01:53for me to steal the throne now that i have what i want time for you to die
02:07die
02:09darien no
02:16no i had four perfect husbands and i threw them away for that jerk ryan
02:21give me another chance
02:30darien i didn't i tell you to stop coming to see me you really think this little act will make
02:36me
02:36marry you i can't believe i actually wasted my time on this dude this time i'm protecting my husband
02:44fuck off you what did you just say i said fuck off i'm not here for you
02:52i said
02:57did i hear that right did the princess emma just tell mr ryan to get lost
03:02has she lost her mind she usually begs to lick his boots relax it's just another one of her tricks
03:08for attention bet you a gold coin she's apologizing to him within a minute
03:13playing hard to get again you think this will make me jealous i won't forgive your rudeness
03:20unless you give me the heart of the ocean the heart of the ocean that's princess emma's coming of age
03:28gift it provides continuous healing and boosts cultivation
03:35please everyone knows the princess is a total pussover for ryan she'd hand it over on a silver
03:41platter just watch now
03:51you dare throw that at me you're not worthy of the heart of the ocean
03:57stay still darien let me heal you
04:02you lost a massive amount of blood before you even start this fight you pushed yourself way too hard
04:10your highness
04:14is this another one of your tricks
04:17quit the act you're the one who drained his blood for me in the first place
04:23how could i have you know how much i envy a werewolf's healing factor
04:28you drained him dry just to buy me a few hours of shopping
04:33darien enough since i already agreed and i've got his healing power i'll grace you with five minutes of
04:38my time later now give me the heart of the ocean
04:46knew it she can't resist me she loves me to death
04:58darien i'm using the heart of the ocean to heal you tell me how
05:03your highness
05:06you would really use that on me but it's darien the heart of the ocean is precious and this loyal
05:14hearty of
05:15your life they're worth so much more
05:19trust me darien let me help you
05:24put it on the wound then place your hand over mine and wish that you could take my
05:35take your what no forget it your highness i'm not
05:41worth it the price is that i take on your injury isn't it
05:50look at me darien don't
06:10she's using the heart of the ocean on her husband that's impossible
06:16have you lost your mind what are you doing please your highness please
06:24i'm begging you she's she's taking that werewolf's pain for him
06:30holy this hurts like hell how the hell does darien take this
06:44congratulations for successfully healing one of your werewolf husband darien intimate healing system
06:51activated loading what system did you just say
06:59congratulations players healing level increased to level two skill unlocked basic healing level
07:06ward reflect shield so i have a system cheek now
07:13okay tell me what do i need to fully heal darien and get his regeneration back
07:18players current healing level insufficient level five is required to restore werewolf darien's regeneration
07:25ability healing more husbands through intimate acts could increase players healing level
07:34what do you mean by intimate acts
07:38you know what never mind first things first level up and fix darien
07:48okay wow i've been missing out big time
07:59why does her touch feel this good your highness you don't have to go out of your way for me
08:08yeah don't bother he's useless anyway emma just dump him i've already taken his regeneration for myself
08:18you're being nice to him just to make me jealous isn't it
08:23you always come crawling back to me in the end
08:27he's right he's right i never win her heart time to end this
08:50oh my god she just sent mr ryan flying is she insane how could she actually hit mr ryan
08:55princess emma she's such a badass
09:01you dare call him useless
09:06emma white you dare hit me darien is the strongest alpha of all werewolf you only won because he was
09:13drained dry if he were at full strength you wouldn't even last one hit so do us all a favor
09:17and shut
09:17your mouth that's bull i won the match today and everyone saw it then fight him again in one month
09:25after he's fully healed you got the guts why wouldn't i one month it is i'll stomp your
09:31little puppy husband into the dirt in front of everyone we'll see about that
09:42as you command your highness i will not fail you come on darien let's go home
10:01just wait she'll be here tonight begging me to forgive her she always does
10:08nice bath good sleep and tomorrow how i could heal more beast husbands
10:27a kiss would make it better your highness god he's so hot
10:34i can't believe i can't believe i wasted my time chasing a jerk like ryan
10:40i wonder what the other husbands look like in person
10:53ma'am let me serve you
11:02holy crap i think i'm seeing an angel
11:17wait lucien right is this your new way of humiliating me very creative
11:25jesus the original owner was such an evil she tore out his feathers to make armor for ryan
11:31and treated a literal archangel like a slave
11:36lucien let me see your wings
11:44she's going to pluck me again how many this time ten all of them
11:52this must have hurt so much
12:03what is this feeling stop no don't stop hold still lucien almost there
12:17i'm so sorry you've suffered like this
12:26you
12:30congratulations your healing level has increased to level three
12:36your highness the carriage to mr ryan's place is ready of course she healed me just so she'd have
12:42more feathers to take to ryan as an apology gift wait who said i'm going to him
12:49oh crap
12:56don't you take my feathers to that elf every night
13:00i was blind before from now on i will never hurt you for him again
13:06to me now you are way more important than him
13:12lucien i'm so sorry for locking you up like this you're free now go wherever you want
13:20you're divorcing me no no i just wanted to give you freedom
13:25freedom do you know what happens to an angel who falls in love
13:29an angel falls when they feel desire and i fall willingly for you even if i can never go back
13:34to
13:35heaven so emma you'd better keep me chained by your side forever as your most loyal servant
13:42oh my god he was this untouchable holy archangel and now he's this
13:47now order me to serve your bath ma'am
13:52alert mermaid husband kyle's vital signs are critical estimated survival time less than 10 minutes
13:59player must intervene immediately what
14:13okay wow so this is a mermaid he's literally a work of art
14:21the look in his eyes pure fear god what did the original emma do to him
14:29kyle it's okay i'm here to heal you liar this is a trap if she tries anything we both die
14:39you're really messed up let me fix this
14:49this warmth she's actually healing me why
14:54congratulations the player have successfully healed kyle's external wounds healing level increased to
14:59level four
15:01so
15:32You're so beautiful.
15:39System alert. Kyle's voice has been sealed by an ancient curse.
15:44Player's current level 4 is insufficient to break it.
15:47Hidden mission unlocked. Collect the following ingredients to heal husband Kyle.
15:51Successfully restoring his voice will unlock a hidden healing skill.
15:55These are all crazy dangerous to get, but...
15:58Thank you for saving me, Kyle.
16:00No matter how hard it is, I'm getting all those ingredients.
16:03I will fix your voice.
16:13One little act of kindness and you think she's changed.
16:16Don't forget who turned you, the King of the Mermaid, into this pathetic wreck.
16:24Sure, you keep trash-talking her heightness.
16:27Meanwhile, someone's avatar stalks her every single day.
16:31Don't give me that look.
16:33I've been sending my avatar to watch her so I can witness her evil deeds firsthand and then divorce her.
16:38It's not protection.
16:40Shit, she's in danger.
16:47Magma Dragon's blood grass.
16:50Found it.
16:54Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:00Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:02Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:04Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:05Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:07Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:08Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:09Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:09Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:09Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:10Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:10Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:11Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:12Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:13Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:14Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:20Magma Dragon's blood grass.
17:20God, you're so cute. Did you just save my life?
17:25You got hurt saving me. Let me heal you.
17:35Stupid woman. Going out without a single guard.
17:38If my avatar hadn't been there, what's that?
17:46Damn it. That woman is touching my avatar.
17:54Stop. Don't... Don't touch me there.
18:02She kissed my avatar. Just get back here right now. I'm recalling you.
18:08Wait. What if she runs into more danger and her healing...
18:12It's not completely terrible. I'm just monitoring the situation for strategic purposes.
18:19You're way too small to be out here alone. You're coming home with me.
18:30The softness. That's...
18:37Where is my avatar bearing its face? I'm taking it back. In person.
18:50Not bad. She's been putting in work on you.
18:55All right. Enough standing around. Hand over the gifts Emma prepared for me.
19:00What gifts.
19:04All that effort she put into fixing you up.
19:08Obviously so she could bring me presents and beg me to forgive her.
19:14Werewolf Flood for permanent regeneration.
19:16Archangel Feathers for indestructible armor.
19:19Mermaid Scales for power amplification.
19:22That's her whole plan. Make me the strongest being in the realm.
19:25And the great Princess Emma...
19:27Just my personal little groupie.
19:29No. That's not true.
19:31Her Highness, she...
19:32You don't actually think she cares about you, do you?
19:37Come on.
19:38She tortured you for years.
19:40Then suddenly she has a change of heart.
19:42Does that make any sense?
19:43You've always been nothing but tools for her to use to win me over.
19:47I'll take this generous gift from you all.
19:52I'm back.
19:53Guess what I got for you guys?
19:55Stop!
19:57Oh, look who finally showed up.
19:59You had all these gifts ready for me but couldn't be bothered to deliver them.
20:02Made me come all the way here.
20:05How thoughtful.
20:06Who said you could touch them?
20:07I just spent forever healing them.
20:10Why didn't any of you fight back?
20:13If my blood is what you need, Your Highness, then take it.
20:19If dying is what it takes to finally be in your heart, then I don't mind.
20:25All right, enough with the melodrama.
20:27Once I'm done collecting, these tools of yours will be useless anyway.
20:31Might as well divorce them now.
20:33Not that it matters.
20:34Even if you dump them, I still haven't said yes to your proposal, so...
20:45Who the hell do you think you are touching my men?
20:51Dear husbands, we've got thieves in the house.
20:54I'm so scared.
20:59Kill them.
21:05As you wish, My Highness.
21:23Told you.
21:25My husbands are strong as hell.
21:27Not like you.
21:32You...
21:32You actually let your husbands humiliate me like this, I...
21:35You're the lowest of the low, even among elves.
21:38Zero rank.
21:39Zero title.
21:40What exactly gave you the right to talk to me like that?
21:43You...
21:43You want me to get on my knees?
21:45Not just to me.
21:47To every single one of my husbands.
21:50They're kings of their clans.
21:51Compared to them, you're less than nothing.
21:54Now, kneel.
22:00This is the guy you used to be obsessed with, ma'am?
22:02Your taste.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Let's just pretend that whole weird phase never happened.
22:08Please?
22:12Your Highness.
22:13He's gone.
22:14Should I go after him?
22:15Let him run.
22:16We've got a bigger priority right now.
22:18Healing you guys.
22:19You actually stood up for us.
22:22Against him.
22:23Of course I did.
22:24I was completely blind before.
22:27I had these amazing husbands right in front of me.
22:30And I wasted all my time being that jerk's doormat.
22:34But looking back...
22:36I just want to cherish what I have now.
22:39Who should I heal first?
22:40Your Highness, I...
22:43Ma'am.
22:44I took extra hits protecting them just now.
22:47Please have pity on me.
22:51Just a few bird feathers.
22:53They'll grow back.
22:54Your Highness, didn't you always want to touch my ears?
22:57Do you want to come to my room and touch them?
23:02Fluffy, they really do look super soft.
23:06Aren't my wings soft?
23:07I saw you touch them when we were in the bath.
23:11Lucien, come here.
23:12Let me touch your wings.
23:26Jesus, Kyle, your tail!
23:28System!
23:28Isn't there some kind of group healing skill?
23:31Something that lets me heal all three of them at once?
23:33Please confirm that you want to perform intimate healing skill
23:36on all three of your husbands, all at once?
23:48Your Highness.
23:58Ma'am.
24:13What happened to your nose?
24:14Did that assboard Ryan do this?
24:16I'm going to kill him.
24:19What were you just thinking about?
24:22You were so spaced out.
24:26Wait, wait, wait.
24:27Don't rip anything off.
24:28I'm fine.
24:29It's just really hot in here.
24:34Ma'am.
24:34Whatever you were just imagining.
24:38I'm more than willing to help you make it a reality.
24:46I wasn't thinking about anything.
24:50Ta-da!
24:51Please proceed with healing as soon as possible.
24:54Note.
24:54Player must maintain balance.
24:56Do not play favorites among your four husbands.
24:58That's right.
24:59There should be four husbands.
25:00Where's the fourth one been this whole time?
25:02Anyway, first things first.
25:03System.
25:04Scan their injuries.
25:07Prioritize whoever needs it most.
25:10Kyle's the worst off.
25:11I'm healing him first.
25:15Should have let that idiot hit me a few more times.
25:18Not that it matters.
25:20He's basically a useless piece of trash now, isn't he?
25:25Sir, how are you feeling?
25:29I had this ridiculous nightmare.
25:31That idiot had completely lost her damn mind.
25:34She had her useless husbands beat the crap out of me, and then made me get on my knees and
25:39apologize to them.
25:40Can you believe it?
25:42Sir, that wasn't a dream.
25:44Your cultivation is completely gone.
25:47Right now, you probably couldn't even beat a human.
25:51What?
25:55Damn it.
25:56The fight with that werewolf is right around the corner.
25:59That vicious woman.
26:02If she can't have me, she'd destroy me in front of everyone.
26:05No, I will not lose the Mermaid King Kyle's tears.
26:12They can not only restore my cultivation, but also amplify my power tenfold.
26:18I'll get it.
26:20No matter what it takes.
26:34Mermaid King's tear, so I have to make Kyle cry.
26:37Kinda hot.
26:38Low-key into it.
26:41Easy peasy.
26:42Here we go.
26:45I'm dying here.
26:46How are you not reacting?
26:51Okay, no.
26:52That's not working.
26:54Let me read you a story, Kyle.
26:56They never saw each other again in this lifetime.
26:59Not until 30,000 years later.
27:04Seriously?
27:04You're still not crying?
27:07Is this all just for my tear?
27:11Forget it.
27:11Still missing another ingredient anyway.
27:14I'll go back and figure out a different plan.
27:17Let's see what can I do for you now.
27:20Is that okay, Kyle?
27:25She improved this much in such a short time.
27:30How do you feel?
27:37You can talk now.
27:46You can talk now.
27:48You can talk now.
27:51No rush, okay?
27:52Take it slow.
27:54I'm going to find all the ingredients and get your voice back completely.
27:57I promise.
27:59Why help me?
28:05Because you're my husband, and I want you to be happy.
28:22Wow.
28:24You're so beautiful.
28:27Thank you, your highness.
28:29The new princess.
28:32I would grant you one wish.
28:35You actually know who I am.
28:36Okay, then.
28:38I wish for you to be happy.
28:40Forever.
28:46I will ask.
28:49To marry her.
28:52To marry her.
29:08Kyle.
29:10Kyle.
29:10Kyle.
29:12Kyle.
29:17Kyle.
29:18I miss this spot.
29:20Let me heal it now.
29:23Let me heal it now.
29:26Let me heal it now.
29:31Alert.
29:32Detected corrupted dark elf magic infiltrating husband Lucien's psyche.
29:36Player must proceed immediately.
29:39Lucien, where are you?
29:49Stay back, Emma.
29:52I can't control this power.
29:54It's eating me alive.
30:00Run, before I hurt you.
30:02Run!
30:06System, what can I do to help him?
30:08I've never treated anything like this before.
30:10Spiritual healing requires deeper intimacy.
30:13Please reflect on the name of this system and take immediate action.
30:18The Intimate Healing System.
30:19Deep, intimate contact.
30:22Fine. I get it.
30:26I told you to stay back.
30:29I can't...
30:33Emma.
30:34Then don't.
30:48It's her.
30:51Her energy is saving me.
31:02Congratulations for successfully healed Lucian's spiritual damage.
31:06Healing level increased to level 5.
31:09Intermediate healing spells unlocked.
31:11Hell yes.
31:13Focus.
31:17Focus.
31:25Ow.
31:26Oh ho.
31:27Look who we have here.
31:29What?
31:30Who?
31:31Nothing.
31:32Just remembered, after that whole mess, your dragon husband split his soul.
31:37His avatar can go anywhere, do anything, and he feels every single second of it.
31:42Everything the little guy does, that's just his real self's deepest, darkest wants.
31:48Too scared to show your real face?
31:51So you hide in that little worm body.
31:53Can you hold her like this?
31:54Kiss her like I just did?
32:00Okay, what are you two fighting about?
32:02I swear it looks like it's about to start speaking English.
32:05Nothing.
32:06I'm just happy.
32:08Your kissing skills are so bad, ma'am.
32:10I must be your first.
32:11Excuse me, did you just call me a bad kisser?
32:14Prove me wrong.
32:21Your primus!
32:26What?
32:27What?
32:29Are you doing?
32:35Darian, what are you doing here?
32:37I sense dark energy, but I see you've got it under control.
32:41I was healing Lucien.
32:42Some kind of dark elf magic attacked his spirit.
32:45Dark elf magic, you think?
32:47I wouldn't put it past Ryan.
32:49Your fight's in ten days.
32:50That guy fights dirty.
32:52I'm worried he'll try something before then.
32:54All of you need to be careful, okay?
32:56Yes, your highness.
32:57Yes, your highness.
32:59Good thing ma'am showed up when she did and kisses me.
33:03Completely voluntary.
33:06What?
33:08It was for healing.
33:10Mm-hmm.
33:11The first one was healing.
33:12The second one, though, we were both having fun.
33:18Well, I...
33:19I swear, this stupid system turns everything into some weird, intimate thing.
33:25I'm a medical professional, for God's sake.
33:32Oh, fantastic.
33:34A love triangle explosion.
33:35If they start throwing punches, who do I pack up first?
33:38Okay, okay, okay.
33:39No fighting.
33:40We're family here.
33:40Let's use our words.
33:41Her highness healing you is a mercy, if you take advantage of her.
33:45You wolf types, dragon types, oh, and the fish boy, too.
33:49All you Animal Kingdom rejects are pathetic.
33:51You want her love, but you're all too scared to make a move.
33:54Too busy worrying about honor or whatever.
33:55Me, I go for it.
33:56I get it.
33:57What are you going to do about it?
33:59Say that again.
34:04Enough, all three of you!
34:06You want to keep fighting?
34:07Fine.
34:08Stay here.
34:09But if any of you get hurt, don't come crying to me.
34:12I'm going home.
34:25It's not safe here.
34:26Let me take you home, your highness.
34:35Darian.
34:47I'm leaving.
34:51Wait, Darian.
34:52Are you jealous?
34:55Yeah.
34:57I know you've changed, your highness.
35:00I know you care about us now.
35:02You giving attention to all husbands, touching them.
35:05That's how it should be.
35:06But every time I see it, right here, it aches.
35:12I know it's wrong, but I can't help it.
35:16God, he's so cute when he's being honest like this.
35:20Ta-da!
35:21Ta-da!
35:21Detected jealousy levels spiking across all four husbands.
35:24Hidden mission unlocked.
35:26Equal affection.
35:27Player must provide immediate comfort to maintain Harrow balance.
35:31Shut up.
35:32Darian is so cute.
35:33I'd comfort him whether you told me to or not.
35:35Friendly reminder.
35:36Father, sincere intimate contact yields the best results.
35:52Your highness.
35:54Now, still ache here?
35:59Worse.
36:00It's about to jump out of my chest.
36:09Just a kiss on the cheek.
36:11That's not enough, your highness.
36:20Congratulations for successfully comforted husband Darian.
36:24Hidden reward unlocked.
36:26Reverse healing skill.
36:28Husbands can now heal player in return.
36:31Method, explore on your own.
36:33What the hell is reverse healing?
36:37Friendly reminder.
36:39Remember to breathe while being kissed unconscious.
36:55Will you three stop fighting?
36:58Who do I save first?
37:02I told you to stay by her side and protect her.
37:04What the hell were you doing?
37:08Don't look.
37:11Who's there?
37:15Aurarius.
37:16So you do remember I'm one of your husbands.
37:19You're finally willing to see me.
37:21Huh.
37:21When did I get scratched?
37:23Ask yourself.
37:24So why do you keep avoiding me?
37:27Ask yourself.
37:28What the hell did the original Emma do to him?
37:31I don't even have this part in my life.
37:36Forget it.
37:37I'm just here to pick up this useless thing.
37:40Is this your pet?
37:41Looks like he likes me more.
37:43Get away from her.
37:45He's so cute.
37:46Why are you so mean to him?
37:48Can't he stay here with me to recover?
37:50Fine.
37:51He can stay.
37:52But we're laying down rules.
37:54Okay.
37:55Shoot.
37:55One.
37:56No touching him.
37:57Two.
37:57No holding him.
37:59Three.
37:59No putting him inside your clothes.
38:01Wow.
38:02Strict dad.
38:02What about kissing?
38:06Absolutely not.
38:08I didn't know you were this cute, Aririus.
38:16Excuse me, cute.
38:18For a noble dragon-ish.
38:22Wow.
38:29My lord.
38:30Elf Ryan is after your tears.
38:32He'll stop at nothing to get them.
38:34We've already intercepted several kidnapping attempts.
38:38I'm worried the princess might use you again.
38:47Kyle!
38:47We're almost there!
38:52I finally got the frost lotus and the magma dragon's blood grass.
38:57Only one more ingredient left to break the curse on your voice.
39:04Tear.
39:05Bingo!
39:06How'd you know?
39:07For...
39:09me.
39:10He's so insecure.
39:12Because of what I did to him before.
39:14Kyle.
39:15I meant what I said back then.
39:18About wanting you to be happy forever.
39:20And I'm sorry for all the terrible things I did to you.
39:23But right now, more than anything, I want you to get better.
39:26Break the curse.
39:27I want to hear your voice.
39:29Kyle.
39:30Will you trust me just one more time?
39:33I hate lies.
39:36You've lied to me.
39:38Many.
39:39Times.
39:40This time, if you're still lying,
39:43then lie to me forever.
39:51Kyle.
39:54I'm going to make the medicine now.
39:56Wait for me.
39:57You couldn't wait to go see him, could you?
40:03One last step.
40:05Kyle's voice is about to...
40:11Emma, sweetheart.
40:12I knew you still loved me.
40:15All that crap.
40:16Making me kneel.
40:18Protecting husbands.
40:19It was all an act, wasn't it?
40:21Just to help me get the mermaids' tears, you little mix.
40:25You almost fooled even me.
40:27You lied to me again, Emma.
40:32Come on, give it here.
40:34Once my power levels up again,
40:36I'll think about saying yes to your proposal.
40:38Are you out of your damn mind?
40:41Who told you this was for you?
40:43It's for Kyle.
40:44To fix his voice.
40:46You don't deserve this.
40:48Take it!
41:01That all you got?
41:03Look behind you.
41:07Kyle!
41:07Hand over the mermaid's tear, or he dies.
41:11What's it going to be?
41:12Voice but no life or life but no voice?
41:14Your choice.
41:16You weren't lying.
41:17That's enough for me.
41:19Don't worry about me, Emma.
41:21Just go.
41:22I choose both.
41:24Good voice and good damn life.
41:37Told you, I'm not letting anyone hurt you.
41:40Seems like I underestimated you.
41:43But how long can that little shield of yours hold?
41:45Kill them!
41:54System, how much longer?
41:58Energy remaining, 5%.
42:01Estimated collapse after the next wave.
42:11Alert!
42:12Alert!
42:13Kyle is initiating self-stuck mode.
42:15Player must...
42:16Kyle, stop!
42:16You'll die!
42:18Be happy forever, Emma.
42:36No!
42:37You.
42:45I have a soul bond with all four of you.
42:47I'm in water danger.
42:49You all feel it.
43:10She's hurt.
43:13She's hurt.
43:15you.
43:16You dared to make her bleed.
43:28I couldn't even bear to hurt her at all.
43:40Don't kill me, please
43:41I'm sorry, I won't do it again
43:47How do you want him dead?
43:49Throw him in
43:51No
43:54Emma, you can't do this to me
43:56I am Ryan, you're Ryan
43:58I'll marry you, right now
44:14Your Highness, stay with us
44:19Damn it, all these husbands and not one of us can save her
44:22Congratulations
44:23You stabbed yourself slightly off target
44:27And cleverly avoided all vital organs
44:29You get to live
44:32However, player has lost excessive blood and requires immediate treatment
44:38I can't even lift my arm
44:40You fixed me
44:42The hidden reward you unlocked earlier
44:44Reverse healing
44:45Husbands can now heal player through intimate contact
44:49Method, please explore on your own
44:51Best wishes for your survival and future blessings
44:55Reverse healing
44:57So that means
45:05Help me up
45:16Okay, so
45:18There is a way to save me
45:19You all just have to kiss me
45:27You're joking now
45:28Seriously
45:30No, no, it's real
45:32It's called reverse healing
45:33When you guys kiss me
45:35I get better
45:38I'll do it
45:39I'm extremely willing to kiss her highness
45:42Extremely
45:43Says who?
45:44I call dibs
45:45Dibs, please?
45:47I'm around her 24-7
45:48If anything
45:49I should go first
45:50Both of you, shut up
45:52She's dying and you're fighting over who gets to kiss her
45:57Then you do it
46:00I never said I would
46:01Then shut up
46:08What are you doing?
46:10Trying to sneak in
46:11You're full of surprises, fish boy
46:15She got hurt
46:16Because of me
46:17Oh wow
46:18The mute talks now
46:20Well, I bled for her
46:22I fell from grace for her
46:25Well, I split my soul for her
46:28Oh, so
46:30You admit that little pervert dragon who lives in her shirt is your avatar
46:35Wait, what?
46:37Why don't we stay focused on the...
46:42Anyway, I'm kissing her
46:45Why you?
46:46Because I'm good at it
46:53Enough from you
46:55You!
47:01Please
47:01I'm literally about to die
47:03Can you guys stop fighting for five seconds?
47:08Your choice
47:09I choose
47:10Like a special
47:11And then
47:14What a special
47:14I'm sorry
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