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00:05I'll see you at the block party on Sunday, right?
00:07What block party?
00:08The HOA throws it every year.
00:09The whole village comes.
00:12Marty's famous pie.
00:13Don't you dare touch that woman's pie!
00:15I wanted to tell you to stop ignoring my lawyer.
00:17DJ Machine, you were looking a little dry.
00:20You're trying to get me drunk, man?
00:22Naveen!
00:23Those boys are always getting themselves into trouble.
00:27I wish you could tell her I'm sorry.
00:29Megan or Kate?
00:30Allison.
00:31Okay, buddy, let's get you home.
00:33I have him.
00:34He's loose and ready to talk.
00:35Copy.
00:36I'll see you in five.
00:37I'm trying to imagine Rob and Naveen as teenagers.
00:40They have this secret underground place.
00:42Naveen called it the pep.
00:43Okay, this might sound crazy, but 20 years ago, a teenage girl was murdered out here,
00:47and I thought it was our new neighbor who did it.
00:48But now, I think it was Rob.
00:50He knew the girl, and he lied about it.
00:51He left her a voice message saying that she'd regret whatever she did to him.
00:55He had anger problems.
00:56He saw a psychiatrist, and the other night...
00:58He was wielding a knife.
01:03Samara, what are you doing here?
01:19Rob, please.
01:21Answer your phone.
01:22Don't be such a dick.
01:35Oh, thank God.
01:37I was starting to think you weren't coming.
01:42John?
01:42It's me.
01:46It's Allison.
01:48Rob?
01:49Is that you?
01:55Rob?
01:56Oh.
01:59Oh.
02:02Oh.
02:04Oh.
02:04Oh.
02:05Oh.
02:13Oh.
02:37Don't come any closer.
02:38Samira, what are you doing down here?
02:40What am I doing down here?
02:41What are you doing down here?
02:42And why does your mother have a dead girl's phone?
02:47She doesn't.
02:49I put it there.
02:50I knew it.
02:51Samira.
02:52Stay back.
02:53Stay back or I will...
02:54For what?
02:54Slay me by cell?
02:55Shit, I might.
02:57Tell me the truth.
02:59I heard the voice message on this phone.
03:02On Alison's phone.
03:04What message?
03:05This one.
03:06Alison, this isn't cruel.
03:09I'm just going to regret this.
03:10You're fucked.
03:12What did you do to that girl?
03:14Did you kill her?
03:15What?
03:16Did you kill her in a teenage rage and hide her body in your creepy underground lair?
03:21Are you out of your mind?
03:22Answer me!
03:23Jesus, no!
03:24Do you actually think I could be capable of doing something like that?
03:27You tell me.
03:29Samira.
03:31You know me.
03:32You know me.
03:32From where I'm standing.
03:33I don't...
03:34I don't know anything about you.
03:37Well then maybe it's time that you did.
03:44Shit.
03:45We shouldn't have let her go in there by herself.
03:47Ah.
03:48Alison knows what she's doing.
03:50I mean, she said she's almost done this before.
03:52My mom said people who hang out at Hanks are trash.
03:55I mean, we don't know who this guy is.
03:57We could go to jail.
03:58Nah.
03:59It would be worse.
04:00Okay, well what if we need to hire lawyers?
04:02We can't hire lawyers without them telling our parents.
04:04Shit.
04:05Here she comes.
04:07Very cool.
04:08Very cool.
04:12Very cool.
04:13Very cool.
04:14Holy shit.
04:15Did she actually do it?
04:18I'm starting to think you're not ready to live life on the edge.
04:21When you are?
04:21Since when?
04:25Suck nerds.
04:26Now who thought I couldn't do it?
04:28I never had a doubt in my mind.
04:30Yeah.
04:30I mean, if anything, he believed in me too much.
04:33Aw.
04:34Bunker?
04:34Yeah.
04:35Bunker?
04:36Bunker?
04:46Bunker?
04:47Bunker?
04:47Bunker?
04:48That was a lot.
04:50We got some.
04:51There we go.
04:53Take it easy now, please.
04:55What do you guys think?
04:55My turn to DJ.
04:57Yup.
04:57One, two, three, uh.
04:58My baby don't mess around me
05:01Cause she loves me so
05:02And this I know for sure
05:04No.
05:06Yil, could I borrow a cell phone real quick?
05:08Okay, look, I want to support you.
05:10I'm gonna get it this time.
05:11Why don't you go back to the card tricks from last week?
05:13Oh.
05:13I had to master sleight of hand using heavier objects.
05:16Houdini spent hours, you know, doing knuckle exercises, untying knots.
05:20Yeah, you know that knot thing you showed me was actually pretty cool.
05:23Yeah, this is what practical magic is all about.
05:26Okay, no.
05:26Hey, get that back.
05:27One sec.
05:28Okay.
05:29Okay.
05:31In my hand, I have an ordinary cell phone.
05:34My cell phone?
05:35From a brave volunteer.
05:37Now, the single swipe of my hand.
05:40Your phone.
05:42Will disappear.
05:44Shit!
05:46I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
05:48Is it okay?
05:49It's all good.
05:50Nice one, Bean.
05:51Shut up.
05:52Your parents would've been pissed, huh?
05:54Not really.
05:55As far as they're concerned, the less contact I have with the outside world, the better.
05:59They threaten to take away my computer.
06:01Maybe they'll just worry that you're messaging random strange men in online chat rooms.
06:05I'm assuming.
06:06They don't want you to get hurt.
06:08That's what he's saying.
06:09You know what?
06:11I honestly don't think they give a shit what happens to me as long as I'm stuck on this fucking
06:16cul-de-sac forever.
06:17Are you still upset they didn't let you go to that audition?
06:19Because I promise there'll be others.
06:20They act like being a backup dancer is the same thing as being a stripper.
06:23Well, maybe if you just talk to them.
06:25No.
06:26There's no point.
06:28But they'll see.
06:29One day.
06:31They'll wake up.
06:32And I'll just be...
06:35Gone.
06:42In the meantime...
06:43Let's get wasted.
06:46Well...
06:56Robert, we go around the Hoogendorn Holly.
07:00Around what?
07:02Robert Fisher.
07:04What's the matter with you?
07:06Are you drunk?
07:07No, Mr. Fessis.
07:08Mr. Fessis.
07:09That would be illegal.
07:11I just had some bad orange juice.
07:12You're still running around with that grand girl, aren't you?
07:16When I tell your mother...
07:18Please don't.
07:19Robert, I expect better from you.
07:23We all do.
07:33No, no, stay away from me!
07:35Just turning on the light.
07:37Oh.
07:38Okay.
07:39Look, I get why you're feeling like you are.
07:42I mean, it must have been pretty crazy to discover a secret underground bunker with a morbid shrine to a
07:48missing teenage girl.
07:53This is not helping your case.
07:55I know what it looks like, okay?
07:57But, Samira, you do know me.
07:59I would never, ever have hurt Allison.
08:02You swear on Miles' life?
08:03Yes.
08:04I'd never lie to you.
08:06Okay, let's back that up.
08:07Because there are a lot of lawyers and wives that would say that obscuring and withholding the truth constitutes as
08:13lying.
08:13Okay, yes.
08:14I never intentionally lie to you.
08:17But I only ever withheld the truth because I really, really didn't want to go there.
08:22Well, we're going there.
08:24Now.
08:26Okay.
08:29The truth is, I don't know exactly what happened to Allison.
08:36But I am responsible.
09:00Please look into the doorbell cam, state your name, and the family password.
09:05Rory, is that you?
09:07It's me, Lynn Gardner, the cookie addict you sell to every week.
09:11You know me.
09:13And the most recent family password?
09:18Juvenile of the Cash Money Hot Boys.
09:24Thank you for announcing yourself as a trustworthy adult.
09:27You may enter.
09:29Where are our two favorite fishers?
09:32And Rob?
09:33Well, Miles isn't his bouncer, but as for the adults, your guest is as good as my Mrs. Gardner.
09:38Samira was here, then she wasn't.
09:40Rob came by, but he left too.
09:42Did they go back to the party?
09:43Was it that good?
09:44Oh, no.
09:45No, no, no, no.
09:46This was the best thing about it.
09:48So I brought some to share.
09:51Oh.
09:54Hi.
09:56It is getting late, and my parents are going to worry if I don't get home soon.
10:01But I can't leave Miles.
10:03Oh, I can watch him.
10:05You can go.
10:07I've done it before.
10:08He loves me.
10:10Okay.
10:11I'll just text him here.
10:13Her store milk is in the fridge.
10:14He needs to eat again in about an hour before he goes down.
10:20Okay.
10:21Oh, and he's really into light jazz right now.
10:24Ah.
10:24Bye.
10:28So, what are we going to get into this time, Mr. Miles?
10:31Are you going to be a well-behaved baby?
10:35Because Auntie Lynn has a headache.
10:38Sugar does that to me.
10:40You'll understand when you're older.
10:46Whoa.
10:49Let's see.
10:50What do we have here inside Don and Viv Fisher's medicine cabinet?
10:58Testosterone booster.
10:59Oh.
11:00Don.
11:01How dear.
11:04Aspirin.
11:05Oh, there we are.
11:08Down the hatch.
11:23Down the hatch.
11:24Down the hatch.
11:28Down the hatch.
11:28Down the hatch.
11:29Down the hatch.
11:30Down the hatch.
11:35Is that a rocco?
11:38Oh, Naveen.
11:46you said you were taking me home i did i met mine and yeah it's a rothko one of his
11:54lesser
11:54known pieces but still a fucking rothko who are you you up how you doing big guy
12:05oh okay i get it message received what message y'all saw me sipping and slurring mixing my
12:12midoris with my sours at the block rager and now you're worried about old dj naveen the machine
12:18is his life falling apart has he hit rock bottom well i'm touched but just so you know i can
12:27stop
12:27anytime i want yeah your circumstantial drinking is not why we're here not that we don't care
12:33about you buddy but way off what do you know about the disappearance and possible murder of
12:39allison grant that's what you guys kidnapped me for you're free to go at any time
12:51good good
12:56no you
13:00ow what the hell you're the one that slapped yourself dumbass
13:04what what was that no where is he going we thought maybe you'd be overjoyed to
13:10unburden yourself unburdened myself after the kind of day that i've had my soon-to-be ex-wife
13:17is sleeping with my dentist i totally blew it with a hot widow and i have the kind of 7
13:22p.m hangover
13:23that means i'm not gonna sleep tonight and i'm gonna be thinking about every regret that i have in my
13:28life and feeling my body for possible cancers but you want to dredge up the past let's forget about
13:36the past for a minute you look starved
13:42yeah that's right soak it up buddy
13:48nice good cup
13:59so uh my partner and i here have been looking into some loose ends in the allison grant case and
14:05there's no good way to tell you this but a lot of lucy's are pointing towards you oh god you
14:11and rob
14:11were questioned by the police right yeah we gave statements yeah and what did you tell them you got
14:17no you saw the police report god damn it you little punk this cul-de-sac is meant to be
14:22safe
14:24and i'm gonna make sure that it stays safe so you're gonna tell me right now where were you
14:29when allison disappeared nice bad cup are you guys are you guys serious right now and dude you
14:36danced to my beats your beats were sick yes but i need you to answer the question man
14:45answer my fucking question now
14:50fine i'll tell you everything i'm so sick of the secrets anyway and i've never really talked about
14:58what happened because we swore ourselves to secrecy
15:05for the boys are you out of your mind okay it's not that big of a deal not that big
15:10of a deal okay
15:12how did you even meet the guy i told you a chat room it's how people connect that's how perverts
15:17connect what's going on what are you talking about yeah miss allison over here just met this random old
15:22dude on the internet now they're gonna run away to the city not some old dude he's 19. does this
15:27guy
15:27have a name yeah john john yeah he grew up around here and he has a bunch of friends that
15:34are dancers
15:34and choreographers and he wants me to meet them he thinks i have real talent and how does he know
15:39that
15:39jealousy's not the best look on you okay okay how do we know this guy is who he says he
15:44is because i do
15:44okay he sent me a picture he's cute and he's nice and he wants to help me okay is that
15:52so hard to
15:53believe i just want you to be safe dude who are you my dad i knew you were a nerd
15:58but i thought you were
15:58a little cooler than this this is just really important to me could you cover for me please
16:10why did you tell your parents you're going the lock-in at your church i don't have a choice you
16:16guys
16:16it's just this weekend and then i'll be right back to chugging oj and vodka and watching naveen fail
16:22at magic thanks please do it for the boys for the boys
16:49i'll sleep when i'm dead bev robert raymond fisher you do not speak to your mother like that
17:01one two for each male rob please answer your phone don't be such a dick
17:13hey it's allison don't be weird allison this isn't cool you're going to work like this
17:19so that's why i left the message i wasn't threatening her i was trying to change her mind
17:36you felt something wasn't right yeah when i was too late she was gone and never came back
17:44never saw her again so that's it yeah what do you mean all the drama secrets and you were just
17:53trying to be a good friend yeah i was a good kid i mean i was known to hide the
17:59old bit of weed in my
18:00cd case from time to time but mostly i followed the rules it doesn't make sense i promise you i'm
18:05telling the truth no no i believe you i just a girl from the suburbs goes missing and disappears into
18:12thin
18:12hair no manhunt spearheaded by some angry woman on television pretending she's a lawyer i mean
18:19allison's white well this is the part of the story that gets a little bit complicated
18:25so these cops knew about this alleged male dancer that allison snuck off to meet why wouldn't they
18:31question him they didn't know who he was we didn't know who he was john from the city who maybe
18:38grew
18:38up around here i mean not exactly a lot to go off of plus we felt kind of angry jealous
18:45yeah yes okay
18:47but also she was her friend and she asked us to cover for her so we did we were kids
18:52man we thought
18:53she was coming back but she didn't no anything i spent three days i mean what do we do do
19:03we call
19:03our parents and do what and we lied she'll be busted and so will we yes but what if she's
19:09actually in
19:10trouble what if that guy wasn't who he said he was okay if she's in trouble we have to help
19:15her okay so
19:17we we we go and find her we we we go into the forest and we find the train tracks
19:24until we find
19:24something not like in stand by me just like in stand by me do you not remember what they were
19:29looking
19:29for in that film no a body a dead body they were must have fallen asleep before it ended look
19:37if we
19:38can't go to her parents then we have to go to someone else okay another adult one we can trust
19:44look i love that you boys are trying to play cop but it's pretty cut and dry i mean the
19:49family
19:49receives a runaway letter but officer daniel she didn't run away okay she said she was coming back
19:55she told us so this happens sometimes boys a girl tells a boy one thing and then she does another
20:01it's
20:02not like that it's in the hands of the parents now the hinkley hills police department can't go
20:06chasing after every troubled team that decides to run away okay well why not what the hell else do you
20:14what he means is we might have some information that could help such as um she was meeting this
20:20guy named john she said he was 19. he lives in the city you don't say but he grew up
20:27here well that
20:29should narrow it down right there and you're not supposed to be writing this down or taking statements or
20:32something doing your job what he's trying to say is we're trying to help however we can
20:43do you want to take these boys statements down regarding the grant runaway i mean what the hell else do
20:49we
20:49have to do right you got it who wants to go first me come on robert
21:06a runaway letter in the mail i mean do you seriously believe that that she could just lie to us
21:12like
21:12that dude i i don't even know what to believe like i feel insane i just don't think she ran
21:18away i just
21:19don't i just don't i just
21:24she wouldn't abandon us like that yeah
21:46hey there robert hey there robert officer festerson did you find anyone did you find anyone named john
21:58look boys i can only imagine what you're feeling right now
22:05the grand girl was your friend allison her name is allison allison of course
22:16we should have come sooner what she said she was coming back and she was only going for the weekend
22:21and i feel like if i came sooner i would have been able to look look boys you're both good
22:27kids
22:29you did what you thought was right at the time i won't tell you not to have any regrets god
22:35knows i've
22:36got plenty but all you can do is learn from them and move on yeah okay so which one is
22:48it did she run
22:49away or was she well what happened see that's where we got stuck and that's where we've been stuck for
22:5820 years maybe she abandoned us without a trace maybe some dance loving stranger murdered her i mean
23:04what are we supposed to do with that stew did the guy tell her not to hang out with us
23:09because we're
23:10nerds or did we actually let her happily skip into a murder scenario and abandon her
23:17and after a while we just we couldn't talk about it anymore town kept talking though right town couldn't
23:23shut up most people thought that she was dead some people thought her parents murdered her especially
23:28because they left town in such a hurry did you think that i think they just wanted to get out
23:34of here
23:34too many rumors too many memories
23:40but rob and i had to stay and some people well they thought that
23:48we
23:55this this is sad very you see why i don't talk about it really screwed me up but the only
24:01thing
24:01that rob and i are guilty of is
24:05missing our friend i mean that's understandable sure is and it's admirable what you did it's
24:13it's very human i'll say sometimes there are parts of your past that you don't want to keep facing
24:21things you've been through that you just
24:25rather forget i hear you brother yeah there are things that keep me up at night
24:33the odd sound and the dark i'm sorry that we did like a semi-kidnapping that must have been really
24:43triggering for you oh no i was like passed out it's cool my bad cop
24:48bullshit that was really rough it was fine but it was awful wait you mentioned that you three used
24:55to hang out in a bunker in the woods where where is that oh dude we uh we buried that
25:02deep
25:04show us yeah i mean no one's been in there for years oh you know what i gotta pee why
25:11don't you guys
25:12go and i'll meet you after we can wait it's fine no you know when you got a vagina or
25:19is it your trick
25:21bladder perchance don't worry about it just go all right come on man let's go face our past my past
25:36by the time navine and i went off to college we'd stop coming down here all together
25:40hadn't been here for 20 years until a couple of nights ago there's still one thing i don't understand
25:46why do you have this i found it months later after everything it was lodged in the dirt 10 feet
25:52away from the door to the bunker why didn't you give it to the police because i checked it and
25:57there
25:57was no suspicious messages other than mine it's not like anyone was looking for her it was like nobody
26:04cared and as long as i had it it was like maybe she was still out there that maybe she
26:13might come home
26:15i've held on to it for so long oh rob
26:22i'm so sorry it's okay i mean it's not okay but we're all just fumbling through life trying to
26:33process things as best we can aren't we i should have told you everything as soon as we moved out
26:39here but i didn't realize that staying would dredge it all up i'm sorry your wife is too nosy for
26:44her
26:44own good i mean i wasn't 100 with you either i accused you of being a teenage murderer and i
26:50broke
26:51into your neighbor's house and used our baby as a decoy i mean i wasn't gonna bring any of that
26:55up we've
26:56both been a little off since the baby and moving here and i like it here and i love our
27:04family but
27:07i want to love us here too maybe we can fix that no more hiding from each other no more
27:14secrets only
27:15the fun kind
27:19whoa it's open hello
27:22it's this way yeah come on
27:28oh
27:36are you done yeah are you done yes no i'm not done i just begun so i just begun too
27:47oh baby miles
27:50i think i'm a bit sleepy
27:58i'm just gonna put you down
28:08what pills did i take
28:23oh
28:25what have you done hi you've reached samira but why are you calling me to ask me samira miles is
28:31fine but i am a teens bit on accident uh dana it's lynn hello i'm about 42 minutes into a
28:42double dose
28:43of bev fisher's old benzos it was a mistake i swear they were in a bottle for pain relievers
28:53what else is she hiding i'm with baby miles and i am desperate not to fall into a drug induced
29:00coma
29:00todd i don't think i've ever called you on the phone before and i hope this doesn't land me on
29:06some
29:06kind of a list i'm in a bit of a pickle so if you could swing by the fisher house
29:25man doesn't it feel good to revisit and examine our core wounds and accept ourselves and process all of
29:33that you literally tell me to break it down and bottle it up the other day no no no wild
29:38that we
29:38all decided to go dumpster diving into our past tonight not that wild considering that your past
29:43have been a point of obsessive focus for everyone else in the room a bunker i guess it's just flattering
29:51to be thought of oh rob the manners that is your mom would be really proud are you still drunk
29:58drunk on
30:04what is that oh dude alice and sardines sardines oh my god yeah she had a thing for them didn't
30:14she a great source of protein and nutritionally complete food yeah i made her breast smell weird
30:19as shit do you want them they still look oh fuck you dude get the chin away from me sardines
30:24who else
30:24like sardines me and betsy her too gary's wife gary's wife she fed us sardines rob that's a a highly
30:37eccentric snack choice that i never want to revisit betsy never wants to leave the victorian so she
30:43clearly doesn't want to be seen and she's around the same age as us what does she look like i'd
30:48like
30:49that photo to be honest well the years can be cruel to all of us she does look familiar though
30:55cute picture is that your family it came with the frame
31:01look i don't want to sound ridiculous but what if you're not the only one who moved back home
31:07what do you say what if betsy is allison holy shit what well then we need to see her if
31:15it's her
31:16then we'll know what are we doing let's go laura's in there we can just go now
31:28yay you're home oh you're back you're back little man oh my gosh lynn you are a lifesaver
31:34thank you little man was such a good boy
31:40hey are you okay you have sedative eyes you look cranked out what's going on i'm fine
31:46why don't you answer your phones actually never mind just don't listen to your voicemails
31:55any of you i need some air you're you're in the air
32:00no no yeah over there
32:06we're gonna be listening to those voicemails what the hell i think naveen and i should go
32:10over there on our own we'll be right here we'll be safe okay
32:17ready yeah what did i miss not too much
32:36marty i need you
32:41how long until these things wear off
32:46lynn
32:47yeah who are you talking to
32:51no one i could have sworn i heard you say marty
32:57sometimes i i talk to my dead husband when i'm sleepy
33:05i accidentally ate some drugs and i don't even know if they're a prescription or not
33:12please don't arrest either of us
33:14lynn i'm retired i was just out for a walk but whose drugs did you steal
33:22bev fissures oh agnes told me that she has quite the stash
33:27she does and they're all mislabeled it's barely my fault i was looking for headache medicine
33:36did you know that don takes testosterone supplements i did not do you take them you're so tall
33:50let me join you and sit with you till you're ready to stand you're gonna be all right lynn
33:57will you hold my hand so i don't float away
34:13what would agnes say
34:18she'd kill us both
34:21all right uh what do we say if it is her how are you what happened to you i don't
34:27know we'll
34:27just apply it by ear it's probably not gonna be her it's probably not gonna be her here goes nothing
34:43maybe she's not home you know maybe we should just go back maybe she's not home the car's not
34:46there samira said she never leaves the house she's got to be in there okay
34:57betsy uh allison if it's you in there then it's us robin navine yeah she'd know that
35:06your friends who missed you who worried about you
35:12who have been desperate to find out what happened to you for the last 20 years so please open the
35:16door
35:19i don't know what else to do allison allison dude she doesn't want anyone to know that she's here
35:27right so if she wants us to stop she'll have to let us in
35:35allison allison allison allison allison allison allison allison allison allison
35:44jesus will you nerds shut the fuck up
35:50oh my god it is you get inside go for anyone sees me
35:57oh my gosh it is her do you think it's safe i mean what if she imprisons them
36:04to keep them from telling her secret you know inflicts on them what was done to her trauma begets
36:11trauma that's how it works she does love a knife can we not oh what's happening
36:28it's scary we thought you were dead i never thought you were dead yes you did
36:34did you know we were both here yeah i have windows what the hell why didn't you say something
36:40we'll come and find us it's you it's really you
36:56i feel worried should we feel worried
37:06oh um he's he's back you have to go what what he can't see you here
37:11no no this way this way no what's going on can you just tell us are you okay
37:19where are we going go down across the cellar watch for the hole go through the doors and
37:25the padlock code is 666. allison i'm gonna come and save you oh god gary's going in
37:33oh come on come on run rob run oh yeah get it
37:44rob are you okay what happened you were right it's her you were fucking right what did gary
37:50say he didn't see us we had the car pulling in but from the way she got us out of
37:54there
37:54one thing's very clear to me gary may be alison's husband
37:58but he might also be her captor
38:30so
38:39so
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