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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:42Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
03:50Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:04What the hell?
04:10What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:31What the hell?
04:56Oh, my God.
05:05What's that, Chance?
05:14Chance!
05:18Chance, I'm coming!
05:22Hello?
05:26Hello?
05:29Chance, come here.
05:31Come here, come here.
05:32What the hell are you doing? Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo, and all of a sudden, my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:45Whoa! I'm leaving!
05:46I'm leaving!
06:04No.
06:11demar uh you okay yeah yeah just kind of been a weird day that's all sorry no no it's fine
06:19listen we are totally packed tonight pushing it on the fire code so just you know don't let
06:23anyone else in until it clears out a bit i got you
06:26bees of fuzz kids will blow dandelion fuzz and i'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
06:35a drink in my hand my snow's against the burning sand
06:40and it's summer we're melting melting bitches
07:08i can't get it open keep trying i'm gonna call the fire department get that door open okay
07:40the door was jammed quick go through me
07:44what do you mean go through me i don't believe what is he saying i think he said he wants
07:50us
07:50inside him pass he's saying he wants us to go through him
08:00how does how do i do this do i just enter you i really don't know really uh hold on
08:04just give
08:05me a second now now okay all right
08:12why do i do this oh god oh oh oh look at that there's the other side shit it works
08:19everyone follow me exit through demar
08:32hurry this shit ain't easy
08:39hey jesus sorry man i didn't mean to scare you i just wanted to come out here and say
08:43thank you i don't sweat it i'm sure anybody would have done that are you being serious right now
08:48you just saved everybody's life in that building you just saved my life i gotta pay you back
08:54i don't need anything good having a new job what
08:59demar after what you did tonight there's no way no offense that you can go
09:04be a doorman anymore come work for me i'll put you on the payroll look mr jacob i appreciate it
09:09but
09:10i'm fine here got a good ball starting salary is 200k plus benefits yeah that'll work yeah josh dad
09:18is in the news again the frozen star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super powered
09:23personal valet the man in question appears to be demar davis former wilcox employee who's
09:28affectionately been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with josh and seemingly has
09:33the power to move himself and his boss through solid walls davis recently saved a crowd from a fire
09:40at a popular nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of gad meanwhile this
09:47mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab you might say this former
09:53lefou is cast on a roll
10:06dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what i'm saying
10:13frank premager hanover agency oh i heard of that demar right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting nah not my thing frank
10:33besides who can get jay gad his snack plate true keep it you never know it's just you know the
10:39heist
10:40is feeling flat i agree i think we need something more original well we could go back to flooding the
10:47vault i always liked that version snatched you some crap rangoons before they got housed
10:52or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter the vault needs to be
10:58impenetrable the whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or
11:03out
11:06um i may have something look man i want to help out
11:11i can't act who cares i can't act it's never stopped me from being an actor we'll make sure
11:16it's only a couple of lines this will be easy i'm telling you you know it's easy if you bring
11:21somebody
11:21else in keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor then you can fake it with cgi
11:28yeah yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who you are they would go crazy
11:34i don't know i'm more comfortable behind the scenes the more there is a reason that you are making
11:41headlines you have something that other people just don't it's a charisma a charm on top of all of
11:49that you can become a door it is not every day that an opportunity like this just falls into your
11:55left you do realize that right all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12vamos a la playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this and now we've only got 30 seconds
12:17to grab some cash
12:30i knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34keep it together you two why jake it's time to panic i wouldn't be so sure about that
12:43ding dong mother
12:54what did i tell you huh i love you and things get a little crazy on this week's murphy family
13:02when special guest demar doorman davis comes a knocking there's the door man
13:15where is that thing i'm so embarrassed oh hold on i got this
13:27ding dong baby ding to the dong the people are real the rulings are real and this week's guest
13:34judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is ding dong i said ding dong you ding dong i am
13:40a big fan
13:41you want to pick
13:42okay
13:47i remember this place dang girl you done got fine what's up yo you mind if i come in for
13:54a drink
13:54oh of course mr doorman please head right in
13:57yeah oh if things quiet down why don't you come have a drink with us oh i love that thank
14:03you
14:03ding dong
14:30is there a celebrity in here that used to be my employee
14:33oh bridget what's up girl
14:35bridget
14:36oh what's going on wow
14:40y'all this is bridget bailey number one club owner in la and an amazing boss
14:46wow look at you
14:48you look great thank you i heard you got a movie out ding dong i'm sorry i haven't seen it
14:53yet
14:53oh yes don't worry about it how are you doing me
14:56yeah you know same old same old so uh you happy
15:03damn straight just got on the phone with my agent he told me he landed me a huge huge commercial
15:10contract
15:11wow life's about to change
15:21what the hell
15:23wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase
15:25that's a good one samuel
15:28mark that one
15:31please tell me when it's 15 minutes
15:33or up
15:36get real tired of this ding dong business
15:40some fools are hating but doorman still makes me smile
15:46thank you
15:49i'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal let me know if you need anything else
15:52will do
15:54oh maybe some ice for the water
15:57or
15:59i can go to town with this round
16:05doorman yo this is crazy i'm such a huge fan bro
16:09good to meet you bro i appreciate that
16:11yeah
16:12so hey look i was looking over the pages
16:14we wrote that at three o'clock in the morning man go easy on me
16:16no no it ain't that it's just
16:19i'm a little nervous about the bit
16:21don't sweat it
16:22people love when you can poke a little fun at yourself man trust me
16:24okay
16:25cool
16:26i gotta get back out to rehearsal
16:27all right
16:28see you out there
16:28for sure
16:31hey
16:36hey
16:38what's up y'all
16:39it's me d-list actor and literal door damar davis aka doorman
16:43thanks
16:43and welcome to ding dong tonight
17:00taste like door a ding dong what else i got up in here
17:05oh my mixtape this is my mixtape i've been looking for this
17:12ding dong oh oh i call this the go long ding dong
17:29what are you doing here i thought you was hiding out from the irs
17:34earl come on you got to cool it with those rumors and that impression ding dong i mean
17:40who is that that's not me is it i mean i'm much more than just a catchphrase you know earl
17:46a lot
17:46of people don't realize that i've been taking acting classes at the stella atler academy really
17:51yeah well let's see some of that training
18:11last poor urich i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite
18:19ding dong
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me
18:30try expolex it'll have your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundaries ding dong
18:41expolex and new black cherry flavor oh oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the campaign
18:58will be smart and elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale exactly that's why we need to come up with some new ideas let me picture late tomorrow they
19:17already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't make sense just a normal guy he is charming
19:24af and apparently suffers from chronic constipation yeah can we fight this i mean we got a contract right i
19:32don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency things are getting pretty tight behind on car
19:38payments and a few other things come on tomorrow you got to be more careful with your money you know
19:43how this business works you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands
19:50you've never said that i'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing cool okay well
20:03look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top we're gonna get
20:08you something
20:09better something uh smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't even need this no more
20:18this is a drum because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy
20:23on the outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag just drop it and
20:29plop
20:29it in the microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:38well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself in a
20:43bit of hot water steam might be more accurate demar davis has been hit with several lawsuits over his
20:50involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam burns ouch
20:56hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to the hundreds
21:02of
21:03you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in full support
21:09of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated i think at
21:18this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all this is going
21:25for me
21:25and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:57here's my best friend here's my best friend miss you man i miss you
22:00guess what though studio wants cash grab too really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting
22:06the band back together you in of course i'm in ah beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing
22:14all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:17all right thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:48everybody use that again i'm coming tomorrow
22:56go ahead
23:03cast grab too apart is up in our game on the stunts hey you're an incredible hulk huh you ain't
23:07that tall
23:08tomorrow you're all right with that right the stunts of course me and tom cruise we do our own stunts
23:13baby
23:14smart smart you good bud yeah i'm good to go okay gtg
23:21smart price
23:23and action
23:30i think we can only get one shot at this plus stop
23:33You ready?
23:34Always.
23:35Jake!
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:42Here we go.
23:58I'm going through.
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:31Jake!
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public
24:54that the Department of Damage Control takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:01We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
25:14Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:31The insurance required now, astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:37Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:43It's all good.
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee,
26:05And I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
26:10Now, everybody knows my name, no matter where I go,
26:15But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:22Now, I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid,
26:27A million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig.
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits, with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:36I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills,
26:46From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill,
26:51From moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose,
26:56But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:01Now, there's only one small problem.
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed.
27:06The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
27:10But still, I think it's worth it,
27:12And I just thought you should know
27:14That I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
27:19I went from pop beats to diamonds,
27:22From car coats to fur,
27:24From Kmart to Gucci's,
27:27From here, no telling where,
27:28From hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast,
27:33But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:48Sometimes I like to close my eyes,
27:50And imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:55Here we use the bus,
27:58Kids will blow down the lion fuzz,
28:00And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
28:05I drink in my hand,
28:07My snow up against the burning sand,
28:10Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away,
28:18A winter storm,
28:19And I would have solid water when it gets warm.
28:25And I can't wait to see what my body's all full of me.
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer.
28:34Summer.
28:36Summer.
28:37Summer.
28:38Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:40Summer.
28:54Summer.
28:55The hot and the cold are both so intense,
28:58Put them together it just makes sense.
29:04Winter's a good time to stay in this puddle,
29:06But put me in summer and I'll be a,
29:07Happy D Dulman
29:11Happy D Dulman
29:13Happy D Dulman
29:15Happy D Dulman
29:18Hop-pop
29:21Up, Up, Up...
29:23Up, Up, Up...
29:24Up, Up...
29:25Up, Up, Up...
29:25Up, Up, Up...
29:27Up, Up, Up...
29:27No Man!
29:28No Man!
29:30Up, Up, Up!
29:32Ha-health, Wiz rapture
29:32Wink is a good Damnest Cuddle.
29:34Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick!
29:36Wink a gooddieär!
29:37Wink is a good dieär!
29:37Wink is a good dieär!
29:38TeddLT&Export!
29:39Ol' It's me middle Jamie't even up on today!
29:41Oof, it'll help me climb on my welt!
29:48On the rest of the world!
29:58Transcription by CastingWords
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