00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:42Shit.
03:44Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:22What the hell?
04:46What the hell?
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo and all of a sudden my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45I'm leaving!
05:47I'm leaving!
05:49I'm leaving!
06:18I'm leaving!
06:21I'm leaving!
06:25I'm leaving!
06:27I'm leaving!
06:30I'm leaving!
06:41I'm leaving!
06:42I'm leaving!
06:43I'm leaving!
07:09I'm leaving!
07:14I'm leaving!
07:14I'm leaving!
07:33I'm leaving!
07:41I'm leaving!
07:43I'm leaving!
07:44I'm leaving!
07:45I'm leaving!
08:12I'm leaving!
08:15I'm leaving!
08:16I'm leaving!
08:42I'm leaving!
08:45I'm leaving!
09:01I'm leaving!
09:04I'm leaving!
09:07I'm leaving!
09:07They're used to pay on the payroll!
09:08Look, Mr. J Gad, I appreciate it!
09:09I'm fine here.
09:11Got a good ball.
09:12The starting salary is $200,000 plus benefits.
09:15Yeah, that'll work.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Josh Gad is in the news again.
09:19The Frozen Star is catching fire and turning heads with his new super-powered personal valet.
09:24The man in question appears to be Adamar Davis, former Wilcox employee
09:28who's affectionately been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with josh and seemingly
09:33has the power to move himself and his boss through solid walls davis recently saved a crowd from a
09:39fire at a popular nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in service of gad
09:45meanwhile this mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab you
09:52might say this former lefou is cast on a roll
10:05dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what i'm saying
10:13frank premager hanover agency oh i heard of that tomorrow right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting nah not my thing frank
10:33besides who can get j gaddy's snack plate true keep it you never know it's just you know the heist
10:40is
10:40flood flat i agree i think we need something more original well we could go back to flooding the
10:46vault i always liked that version snatched you some crap rangoons before they got housed
10:52or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter the vault needs to be impenetrable the
10:58whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or out
11:05um i may have something look man i want to help out i can't act who cares i can't act
11:13it's never stopped
11:15me from being an actor we'll make sure it's only a couple of lines this will be easy i'm telling
11:19you
11:20you know it's easy if you bring somebody else in or keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor
11:25then you can fake it with cgi yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who
11:32you are they
11:33would go crazy i don't know i'm more comfortable behind the scenes tomorrow there is a reason that you're
11:41making headlines you have something that other people just don't it's a charisma a charm on top
11:48of all of that you can become a door it is not every day that an opportunity like this just
11:55falls into
11:55your lap you do realize that right all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12let's go to the playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this and now we've only got 30 seconds
12:18to grab some cash
12:30i knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34hey keep it together you two why jake it's time to panic i wouldn't be so sure about that
12:43ding dong
12:52what did i tell you huh i love you and things get a little crazy on this week's murphy family
13:02when
13:03special guest demar doorman davis comes a knocking there's the door man
13:15where is that thing i'm so embarrassed oh hold on i got this
13:27ding dong baby ding to the dong the people are real the rulings are real and this week's guest
13:34judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is ding dong i said ding dong you ding dong i am
13:40a big fan you
13:41want to pick okay
13:47i remember this place dang girl you don't got to find what's up yo you mind if i come in
13:54for a drink oh
13:54of course mr doorman please head right in yeah oh the thing's quiet down why don't you come have a
14:00drink
14:00with us oh i love that thank you ding dong
14:29is there a celebrity in here
14:32that used to be my employee oh oh what's going on wow y'all this is bridget bailey number one
14:43club
14:43owner in la and an amazing boss wow look at you you look great thank you i heard you got
14:50a movie out
14:51ding dong i'm sorry i haven't seen it yet oh yes don't worry about it how are you doing me
14:56yeah you know
14:58same old same old same old so uh you happy damn straight just got all the phone with my agent
15:06he
15:06told me he landed me a huge huge commercial contract wow life's about to change
15:21what the hell wouldn't knock knock make more sense as a catchphrase that's a good one samuel mark that one
15:30please tell me when it's 15 minutes are up
15:36get real tired of this ding-dong business
15:40some fools are hating but doorman still makes me smile thank you
15:49i'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal let me know if you need anything else will do oh
15:54maybe
15:54some ice for the water or go to town with this brown
16:05door man yo this is crazy i'm such a huge fan bro good to meet you bro i appreciate that
16:11yeah so hey
16:13look i was looking over the pages we wrote that at three o'clock in the morning man go easy
16:16on me
16:16no no it ain't that it's just i'm a little nervous about the bit don't sweat it people love when
16:22you
16:22can poke a little fun at yourself man trust me okay cool i gotta get back out to rehearsal see
16:28you out
16:28there for sure
16:37hey what's up y'all it's me d-list actor and literal door damar davis aka doorman and welcome to
16:44ding dong
16:47tonight
17:00tastes like door a ding dong what else i got up in here oh oh my mixtape this is my
17:10mixtape i've been
17:15oh i call this the go long ding dong
17:23oh look at that oh look at that oh what's up dimorn man what are you doing here i thought
17:31you was
17:32hiding out from the irs earl come on you got to cool it with those rumors and that impression ding
17:39dong i
17:40mean who is that that's not me is it i mean i'm much more than just a catchphrase you know
17:45earl a lot
17:46of people don't realize that i've been taking acting classes at the stella atler academy really yeah
17:52well let's see some of that train
18:11alas poor yurik i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite ding dong
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expelax it'll have
18:32your insides as insubstantial as mine doormat boundary ding dong
18:41expelax and new black cherry flavor oh oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expelax they said the campaign
18:58will be smart and elevated like seinfield and american express with these yeah about that
19:05ogilvy is cutting the contract short they just feel the jokes a little
19:11stale exactly that's why we need to come up with some new ideas let me picture late tomorrow
19:17they already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah that doesn't make sense just a normal guy he is
19:24charming af and apparently suffers from chronic constipation yeah can we fight this i mean we got
19:31a contract right i don't think we want to take on a huge advertising agency things are getting pretty
19:36tight behind on car payments and a few other things come on tomorrow you got to be more careful
19:42with your money you know how this business works you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your
19:48hands you've never said that i'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing cool okay well
20:03look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top we're gonna get
20:08you something
20:09better something uh smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't even need this no more
20:18this is a draw because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy
20:23on the outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag just drop it and
20:29plop
20:29it in the microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:37well looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds himself in a
20:43bit of hot water steam might be more accurate damar davis has been hit with several lawsuits over
20:50his involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam burns ouch
20:57hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to the hundreds
21:02of
21:03you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm in full support
21:09of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product incorporated i think at this
21:18moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where all this is going for
21:25me
21:25and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:57here's my best friend miss you man i miss you
22:00guess what though studio wants cash grab too really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting
22:06the band back together you in of course i'm in ah beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing
22:14all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:17all right thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:48nobody use that again i'm coming
22:54Go ahead!
22:54Tamar?
22:56Go ahead!
22:59Oh, shit.
23:02Oh, shit.
23:03Cast grab two apart.
23:04It's up in our game on the stunts.
23:05Hey, you're an incredible hulk, huh?
23:07You ain't that tall. Tamar, you're alright with that, right?
23:10The stunts? Of course. Me and Tom Cruise
23:12would do our own stunts, baby.
23:14Stop, stop, stop, stop. Tamar, you good, bud?
23:16Yeah, I'm good to go.
23:17Okay. G-T-G.
23:22And action!
23:31We only get one shot at this, Gustavo.
23:33You ready? Always.
23:35Jake!
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:43Here we go.
23:58I'm going through.
24:00Holy...
24:09I'm going through.
24:14Holy...
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:31Take it!
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:02We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis, Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the doorman clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:31The insurance required now, astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:37Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no. It's good. It's all good.
26:01Now, I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee.
26:05And I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me.
26:10Now, everybody knows my name no matter where I go.
26:15But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
26:22Now, I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid.
26:27A million-dollar dream beneath this $13-dollar wig.
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow,
26:36I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson Show.
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills.
26:46From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill.
26:51From moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose.
26:55But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:01Now, there's only one small problem.
27:04Sometimes I get disturbed.
27:06The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III.
27:10But still, I think it's worth it.
27:12And I just thought you should know
27:14that I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson Show.
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds, from car coats to fur.
27:24From Kmart to Gucci's, from here no telling where.
27:29From hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast.
27:33But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson Show.
27:47Sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.
27:56Here's the buzz.
27:58Kids will blow dandelion fuzz.
28:00And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.
28:05I trick in my hand.
28:07My snow up against the burning sand.
28:10Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.
28:14Summer.
28:15Summer.
28:16You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm.
28:19And find out what happens in solid water when it gets warm.
28:25And I can't wait to see what my body's all think of me.
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer.
28:34Summer.
28:36Summer.
28:37Summer.
28:38Summer.
28:38Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:39Summer.
28:41Summer.
28:47Summer.
28:52Summer.
28:53Summer.
28:55Summer.
28:57Summer.
29:08Summer.
29:38Happy Happy Happy Happy
29:39I'll be right back.
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