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00:30Watch for my peace treaty. Peace treaty my arse. When are we ever going to get a break from this?
00:35Commitments were made. I do want to be exclusive with you. Ecstatic. And the talent shone through.
00:45Brogan! Brogan! Oh, she's on one leg.
00:56Abra-cadabra! Check under your seat.
01:01In case of an emergency, your shite mullet and kid speedos will not save you. Thank you for choosing to
01:07fly with no good airlines.
01:12Not just pretty faces, us.
01:29We're back with more from the Love Island talent show and I think we can all agree the standard of
01:34the act so far has really set the bar.
01:37At a height where you'd have to limbo dance to get under it.
01:40Shoulders back and down. Strength from the head.
01:43Well, Blue, do it. You might be six foot.
01:49Next up, Conor and Megan are going to perform Start of Something New.
01:52And trust me, once these two begin singing, you'll be praying for the end of something new.
01:57Living in my own world
02:02Didn't understand
02:06That anything could happen
02:09Go on, Conor.
02:11When you take the chance
02:15I never believed in
02:19What I couldn't see
02:24I never opened my heart
02:27Oh
02:28To all the possibilities
02:32Go, Megan!
02:34And now looking in your eyes
02:37I feel in my heart
02:41I feel in my heart
02:42The start of something new
02:44Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:48I left and knew that it could happen
02:51Till it happened to me
02:53Oh, yeah, yeah
02:56Let's go, Megan!
02:57Let's go, Megan!
02:57Go!
02:57I didn't know it before
03:00But now it's easy to see
03:04Oh!
03:05Woo!
03:07Woo!
03:07It's the start of something new
03:11It feels so right
03:14To be here with you
03:16Oh!
03:18And now looking in your eyes
03:21I feel in my heart
03:25The start of something new
03:27The start of something new
03:30The start of something new
03:34CHEERING
03:38That was my childhood dream
03:39Was it?
03:40Yeah, Andrew.
03:41Same.
03:44Jamie's next and his hidden skill
03:46is reading out loud in a tuxedo
03:49And people say these islanders have no talent
03:52Oh, there he is!
03:54Gerald!
03:57Good evening, everyone
03:58Hope you're having a wonderful night
04:00As we approach the twilight of our journeys in the villa
04:03We've had moments of laughter
04:05Late-night chats under the stars
04:08And butterflies from connections formed unexpectedly
04:12But in the nature of Love Island
04:14The seas have gotten choppy along the way
04:16We've had people getting bent out of shape
04:19Truths revealed at the fire pit
04:20Confessions cried behind sunglasses
04:23And moments that have made us question everything
04:26But this is okay
04:29You know why?
04:30Because growth is never found within the comfort zones
04:33It's found amidst chaos
04:36And when you dig deep enough
04:37To find the courage within you
04:39To be vulnerable with your person
04:41To make space for something new
04:43That is not failure
04:46That is growth
04:48Use the lessons that you've learnt
04:50And use them in your continuous development
04:53Love Island 2025
04:55We have loved every single minute
04:57And I wouldn't change any of it for the world
05:00So here's to new beginnings
05:02And connections that last forever
05:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:16CLEEATING
05:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:18You bugs are good now, great
05:19Oh my God
05:21Oh my God
05:23That was talent
05:24Yeah, do you know your wedding speech with pop dogs
05:27Unbelievable.
05:29Harry's doing a clown act.
05:31I loaned him my work trousers for it.
05:33He can't keep them.
05:34They were getting a bit tight round my waist.
05:36Oh, Jesus Christ.
05:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:42This is the most outfit yet.
05:45Good evening, all.
05:47And welcome to the Love Island 2025 Circus.
05:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:56Right, so this evening, I will be juggling...
06:00Women.
06:01Oh.
06:02Oh, thanks.
06:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:16This is where it might get interesting, folks.
06:19Grapes.
06:20LAUGHTER
06:21Go on.
06:23Strapping.
06:24F*** you.
06:29There with me.
06:31Yep.
06:31Lifted up his shoes.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:36No, that's no good.
06:38Yeah, no good.
06:39Squashed it with his shoes.
06:41Still grapes.
06:42Cos I'm better than that.
06:44LAUGHTER
06:45I'm leaving the grapes.
06:48I'm probably the best juggler that Love Island's ever seen.
06:52I'm gonna show you what I can do with my balls.
06:55LAUGHTER
07:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:16Oh, I love that, man.
07:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:25Next up, it's Princess Shakira.
07:28Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
07:30Welcome to Princess Shakira's sing-along.
07:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:34Shakira normally performs her princess act
07:37to an audience of screaming infantile toddlers.
07:40So, she'll feel right at home here.
07:42We're gonna start with a vocal warm-up.
07:44So, everyone, repeat after me.
07:46La-la-la-la-la!
07:48La-la-la-la-la!
07:50Ooooo!
07:51Ooooo!
07:53Ooooo!
07:53Ooooo!
07:54Ooooo!
07:54Ooooo!
07:54Ooooo!
07:55Ooooo!
07:55Ready?
07:58I can show you the world
08:03Shining, shimmering, splendid
08:07Tell me, Princess, now when did you last let your heart decide
08:14With your arms!
08:15I can open your eyes
08:19Take you wonder by wonder
08:24Over sideways and under
08:28On a magic...
08:30Right, come on, you've got to bail this bit!
08:32A whole new world
08:36A new fantastic point of view
08:41No one to tell us
08:44No
08:45Where to go
08:46Or say we're only dreaming
08:50Normally, when you're performing to toddlers, they're usually a better crowd.
08:54So, to have a bunch of idiots around the fire pit, yeah, that was tough, that was tough.
09:00That's where we'll be
09:02That's where we'll be
09:04A thrilling chase
09:07A wondrous place
09:09For you and me
09:27Oh, goody, Tony's here and apparently she's ready to party!
09:34Who's ready to party?
09:39Viva!
09:39Viva!
09:41Viva!
09:42Viva!
09:42Viva!
09:43Viva!
10:01Viva!
10:02Viva!
10:12Viva!
10:14Viva.
10:16Viva!
10:18Viva!
10:19Let's do it.
10:21Let's do it.
10:21Let's do it.
10:22Let's do it.
10:23Harry, are you here for a good time or a long time?
10:32This ain't the only way I can serve you, honey.
10:40Congratulations on being exclusive.
10:44Cheers to unfinished business.
10:48Meg, you need a double shot for all the dates D has been on.
10:55I can't over serve you.
10:56You'll take my man to the hideaway.
10:59And Blue, you don't need any drinks to cause a scene.
11:10Cheers to all of us for an amazing season like no other.
11:25Love you guys.
11:27Cheers.
11:31Love you guys.
11:38Cheers.
11:43Cheers.
11:46Cheers.
11:55Islanders, it's now time to decide amongst yourselves who is the winner of the Love Island 2025 talent show.
12:02Nice.
12:03I'll have a real shot ourselves then.
12:05I thought we'd just go across like this.
12:07Simple.
12:07One eight, it's one eight.
12:08Go on.
12:08I'm going for Jamie.
12:10Angel and Ty.
12:11Cash.
12:12Angel and Ty.
12:13Helena.
12:13Helena.
12:14Helena.
12:15Jamie.
12:16Helena.
12:17Cash.
12:17Jamie.
12:19Helena.
12:20Helena.
12:27Thanks, guys.
12:28I mean, it was inspired by you lot anyway, so...
12:31I was just slagging you all off.
12:33You guys made it easy.
12:36Love it, Howard.
12:38Thanks.
12:39Actually, the way we got the text, everyone was like, oh.
12:41Yeah, literally.
12:50Islanders, the public have been voting for their favourite couple.
12:56The couple with the fewest votes and therefore dumped from the island is...
13:01You got another thing coming.
13:07Just a couple.
13:08You're gonna get you home.
13:12Nah.
13:17Um...
13:21I'm having fun.
13:24You have to be quiet.
13:26If you leave, you're gone I will be gone.
13:33The Islanders are about to find out which couple your votes are sending home.
13:54Helena and Blue.
13:58I'm fucking leaving.
14:05Oh, love is a serious game.
14:09If you bleed, I'll bleed.
14:12Flash your hand.
14:13Don't wait for that.
14:14Put that on a bang, huh?
14:16Howdy, bro.
14:17Do you have a voice?
14:20I love you so much.
14:22I love you.
14:23So if you're gone, I will be gone.
14:29Baby, Blue.
14:30I'll see you guys soon.
14:31See you in set, love.
14:35See you soon, man.
14:36Love you, bro.
14:37I can't see you all right.
14:40You've done me.
14:41What?
14:41You've done me bad.
14:43Yeah, I've done you.
14:47I love you so much.
14:49I love you too.
14:51Come on, big dog.
15:00I've been here.
15:01I've done it.
15:01You guys have been absolutely amazing.
15:20Oh, my A's will come.
15:23No good airlines.
15:25I'm finished on that.
15:27Girl.
15:28Oh, boys, I lasted more than last time.
15:31Yes, sir.
15:36Girls, the last seven weeks have been absolutely incredible.
15:40And although it didn't work out for me in the end, I have grown into a person that I never
15:46knew I could become.
15:47And that's because of all of you guys.
15:55I'm so proud of you.
15:56I'm so proud.
16:02Boys, I can't wait to see you guys on the outside.
16:05Real soon, mate.
16:06Real soon.
16:07Real soon.
16:08Real soon.
16:14Real soon.
16:16Hey, here she is.
16:20I've been on a real journey in here.
16:21And I have each and every one of you to thank for the whole process of it.
16:27I feel like I haven't come here for what I wanted.
16:29But I'm leaving a better person.
16:32And that's because of what we love.
16:34What better way to leave than him like this, huh?
16:37And you've just roasted me.
16:39Like, hey.
16:42Be good to Shakira.
16:44I am.
16:44Trying.
16:54Guys, it's been a journey.
16:58We're off to no good airlines.
17:01See you, guys.
17:02Love you.
17:03Love you all.
17:04Bye.
17:05Love you, guys.
17:11I thought that the last week was probably going to go very differently for me.
17:15But you never know what's around the corner.
17:17I feel like I've got my head held high at the moment.
17:20And I don't want that man anymore.
17:21I see a different side to Harry with Shakira than I ever saw when he was with me.
17:25I just hope that he actually does good fire her.
17:29And actually does change for her.
17:32Grateful to have had the opportunity to come back and try my luck.
17:35But unfortunately, nothing really went to plan.
17:38It's the end of the night.
17:47I can't believe how this has gone.
17:48Same.
17:49I'm glad I got you back though, Megan.
17:51I know.
17:51Fuck it now.
17:52I'm not going to see if it was gone.
17:53Yeah, you've had a rough day, but look how it's turned around.
17:56Like, you and Con, that blip's gone now.
17:59That was just a blip.
18:00I wouldn't even bring it up again, Meg, because I think he's forgot about it.
18:03And at the end of the day, you're focused on your relationship with you and him.
18:07I think he knows, like, I'm here, like, for him and, do you know what I mean?
18:14Like, we are getting on, like, really fucking well.
18:16Yeah.
18:17So, I'm like, that's all I can ask for, really.
18:20Shaq, how are you feeling now?
18:21Obviously, like, Helena not being in here.
18:25You know what?
18:27As horrible as it sounds, like, she's just left the door, but it's like a weight's been lifted off my
18:32shoulders.
18:34I know how it felt when it was me in her position, and, like, I feel like I definitely hold
18:43back when I'm around her.
18:45Like, just more mindful and, like, constantly thinking, oh, wait, shit, maybe I shouldn't do that.
18:50Yeah.
18:51So, I think it'll be nice just to enjoy the next few days without any external pressures and holding back,
18:59yeah,
18:59and thinking, oh, God, she's in the bed next to us, like, oh, Helena's watching, like, do you know what
19:05I mean?
19:05I mean, obviously, shit to say, I go off to there.
19:14Helena and Blue are gone, but let's focus on the positives.
19:18Harry's brilliant performance.
19:20No surprise, Harry was very method about playing the role of clown.
19:25I mean, he's been in character for seven weeks.
19:27Don't ever feel alone, wherever you go.
19:32I'll always be there, and I'll hurt you.
19:35What's worse, Harry's juggling or his outfit?
19:39Evening.
19:40Evening.
19:47Yeah, it might be my best fit, that one.
19:57It's weird having an empty bed in here.
19:59I know.
20:00I'm going to miss them both, though.
20:02Nice.
20:03Nice.
20:07La, la, la, la.
20:11La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
20:35It's morning and Helen and Blue are gone.
20:37Blue's mum invited me for lunch with them both.
20:40I said, yeah, just give us a ring.
20:42She said, no worries, what size you after?
20:44Small, medium, or hung like a donkey.
20:47Not seeing Helena smiling across the room is a weird feeling.
20:51Yeah, not having my bestie in my drawers this morning.
20:56Waiting for me to get ready.
21:06God, it's so weird about house here.
21:09I know.
21:10All of you lot, though, amazing.
21:13Same with you.
21:14Thank you, mate.
21:14God, I smashed it.
21:15You did.
21:16You really, really did.
21:17I'll teach you a spinning plate.
21:19You might need it one time.
21:25Do you want to enjoy some fruit together?
21:28Mm-hmm.
21:48Oh, my God.
21:52Oh, my God.
22:20I hope you like it, because I fucking don't.
22:25We got a baby.
22:28We got a baby.
22:29We got a baby.
22:31Oh, this is actually really cute.
22:38Why the fuck did you get me pregnant?
22:44The islanders need to feed the dolls and change their nappies.
22:48Blue's mum's sex shop actually sells adult lifelike dolls, although you are practising a whole different skill set.
22:54It's a boy.
22:56It's a boy.
22:57My boy.
22:59Mum and dad.
23:00We love it.
23:03Say hi to mommy.
23:05Hi, baby.
23:08Kashi looks just like you.
23:10I thought so.
23:13Babies out of wedlock don't get his last name, but she loves to cry just like both of her parents.
23:19Oh, that's no good.
23:22Does it suit me?
23:23No, it actually does.
23:24Yeah, he does.
23:25Like a rugby ball, but no, he'll grow into his head.
23:31Oh, my God.
23:32I don't think we're having a baby this soon.
23:34We haven't even done any baby making yet.
23:39Is that a boy?
23:40No, it's a girl.
23:42It's a girl.
23:42What?
23:43It's obviously a girl.
23:45Oh, I didn't even know it was a girl.
23:48Parenthood suits us.
23:50I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
23:51Your mum's going to be buzzing.
23:52My mum's going to be so bummed.
23:53My mum's not.
23:55No, you're not.
23:55This is my worst nightmare.
23:58I didn't want this life.
23:59I didn't choose this life.
24:01Oh, my goodness.
24:02I actually can't.
24:03You're going to have to take him outside.
24:10Come on, bubby.
24:13Look at this.
24:17Jimmy boy.
24:18He's not called Jimmy.
24:19He's not.
24:19Jimmy boy.
24:21Hello, Jimmy.
24:22Oh, God.
24:23No, look at yours.
24:24No.
24:25Walk one.
24:26Our baby's sick.
24:27Say hello.
24:30What's your baby's sick?
24:31I want to make my baby Zion.
24:33That's a sick name.
24:34I want to call a dash like the Incredibles.
24:36Please.
24:37No, no, no, no.
24:38Not Dash.
24:38Why not?
24:39This is my baby Zion.
24:40He actually looks like a Zion.
24:42Yeah, this is my baby Zion.
24:44All right, is it just your baby at this point?
24:46This is our baby Zion.
24:49You're OK?
24:50I'm scared.
24:51What's it doing?
24:52Crying.
24:53You're OK.
24:53What's it doing?
24:55Crying.
24:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
24:59It's OK, baby.
25:02I want it gone.
25:09Guys, is your baby non-stop crying?
25:12Yes.
25:12Yeah.
25:13Yeah.
25:14He has his job with this already.
25:17What did I do to deserve this?
25:21I don't want this life.
25:23It's OK.
25:23I didn't choose this life.
25:24You all right?
25:25Please make it stop.
25:27Get the bottle, please.
25:30I'm hungry.
25:32Wait, can you test that on your hand, please?
25:35Let's get good on my hand, please.
25:38That's, that's, that's...
25:44She's got a pair of lungs on her head.
25:46Right, come on.
25:47Let's go.
25:47Let's get you away from
25:48crashing Tony's day.
25:49No, no.
25:50We need to pick names.
25:53That's it, babe.
25:54You've gotta...
25:54I'll put my feet up for a bit.
25:57It's been a rough morning...
26:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:02No.
26:03Go on, what are we naming it?
26:04Luna.
26:05Luna? I don't like... Oh, my God.
26:07Lulu, come on!
26:08All right, Luna, we'll call her Luna.
26:10What about Jasmine, like Princess Jasmine?
26:14We could call her Jasmine.
26:16Mm. Yeah, look, he's quiet now.
26:20She's going to go on a little walk. Yeah.
26:23A civilised walk. Mm-hm.
26:25And then I'm going to call it a day.
26:28Oh. Oh.
26:30I want peace and quiet.
26:33I don't want this life.
26:36LJ, I guess it's just me and you, buddy.
26:38We might need to get you back in your trousers.
26:44Oh, baby.
26:49You're OK? You're OK.
26:53There we go.
26:54Happy little baby.
26:58Did you have a nice lunch?
27:02I think these past few days here has been, like, my favourite out of all this experience so far.
27:07Me too.
27:08It's been unreal.
27:09I feel like on the outside, I've always had to, like...
27:13not necessarily force things to work, but I don't feel like things have, like, fell into plan as much as
27:19this have.
27:19No, I know.
27:20I mean, like, it just feels really natural.
27:22It's just so natural.
27:23I feel like I've had that instant sparkly, which is nice.
27:26Yeah.
27:26I really do enjoy spending time with you.
27:28I really enjoy spending time with you.
27:30And I do genuinely see, like, a future with you.
27:34Oh, I do too.
27:36I've actually never got along with anyone this well.
27:38Oh, neither.
27:40I feel like on the outside, I'm just going to want to be with you.
27:43It's going to be tough them first few days, but I'll come see you as soon as I can.
27:46Yeah.
27:47And we'll just see where we go from there, really, but, obviously, I do want to make this work.
27:52Yeah, so do I.
27:52And I will make it work.
27:54I feel like we've got a baby now.
27:56We do.
27:56We've got to make it work.
27:58It's only right we make it exclusive.
28:03That's a question.
28:05Oh, really?
28:07Oh, yeah.
28:09I'd love to.
28:10The girl only knows what I'd be without you.
28:15Keep it PG in front of the kid.
28:18Oh, yeah.
28:20You're exclusive.
28:22Yeah.
28:22Oh, yeah.
28:33Fascinating how a person can bond with something that looks human, but is actually just an empty
28:37vessel with no soul, does explain why city trainers can still get married.
28:43Even though he's not real and stuff, does this make you feel a bit like, what's the word,
28:46broody?
28:47No, it gets me excited.
28:49Is it?
28:50Yeah.
28:50Yeah.
28:51I love kids.
28:52Mm.
28:53You know all of the right techniques and stuff, like the positions you hold him in.
28:57And this one's a good one, like, on his front when he's got wind.
29:00And he started, like, patting.
29:01Yeah.
29:01Wait, so...
29:02To get there burping.
29:03So if I need him to get burping...
29:05Yeah.
29:06Get him like this.
29:07Yeah.
29:08Like, sit him forward a bit.
29:09Like this, yeah.
29:10Yeah, but hold your hands here on his cheeks.
29:12Yeah.
29:12You won't hurt him.
29:13Yeah.
29:14That's it.
29:14Now rub his back and then pat it.
29:17And then he'll burp.
29:19He'll get his wind out.
29:20There you go.
29:22Yeah.
29:22There we go.
29:23He was congested all this time.
29:25I told you he's a bit constipated.
29:27Yeah, don't worry.
29:28See, daddy's got you, my boy.
29:31Daddy's got you, my boy.
29:32He actually got it out.
29:34Hold on, babe.
29:35Hold on.
29:36See, I knew you'd be a good mum.
29:37We are a good mum.
29:37We are a good mum.
29:40Right, let's follow her natural shape.
29:42Okay, that's looking a bit better.
29:44Yeah, I think they look nicer than mine already.
29:46Yeah.
29:48We don't...
29:48She don't want some sluggers.
29:50She's just a baby.
29:51Oh, it's all right.
29:52Oh, it's all right.
29:53Oh, it's all right.
29:53It's all right.
29:54We look so good together, babe.
29:56Being parents.
29:57We really do.
29:59It's making me so broody.
30:03Should we put our brooch on it?
30:04Yeah.
30:05Have you not thrown that away?
30:06Oh, that's so much better.
30:08Does this make you want to have a baby with me?
30:11Because that's exactly what I feel like right now.
30:14Do you remember when I said that I weren't sure if you were husband material?
30:17I think you said, that will not be the father of my child.
30:20Right.
30:21You're convincing me.
30:22Can we take the hood down?
30:23No, no, let's put it on the hood.
30:25Look at her.
30:26We raised a baddie.
30:28Yasmin's about to say something to Jamie that doesn't bode well for their future relationship.
30:34You look good as a single dad.
30:36It's kind of hot, to be honest.
30:37Oh, really?
30:38Yeah.
30:38I like it.
30:39How do you feel about them?
30:40I'm surrounded by children in my family.
30:43Yeah.
30:44So, I definitely, like, know how to be around kids sort of thing.
30:49As for my own, I'm definitely someone who, like, probably would like kids somewhere down the line.
30:55I'm not very maternal over the Chucky dolls, but I've, like, met my friends' babies before
31:01and, like, I'm fine with them, but as long as I can give it back to the parent at the
31:06end of the day,
31:07then we are all good.
31:09Yeah, I feel like it's very apparent that you don't want kids.
31:12Not at any age.
31:13Yeah.
31:13I've never had the desire to have...
31:15Yeah.
31:16..to have a family.
31:17It's not been a goal of yours?
31:18No.
31:19Okay.
31:19Obviously, you know I have a cat.
31:20That is my whole entire world.
31:23Meow, meow.
31:24Meow, meow.
31:25So, like, for me, like, that is my child.
31:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:27Like, I don't need a physical child.
31:30Would you say, like, one of your main goals in life is to have a family?
31:33For me, it's not a complete deal-breaker, but I feel like it is definitely up there.
31:39I know a lot of people say, like, oh, it's just because you're young, like,
31:41you'll change your mind when you'll get older sort of thing,
31:43but I genuinely don't think I will.
31:47Yeah.
31:48The boys have been told if they're going to feed the babies
31:51without the mums around, they're going to need to pump.
31:54I think they've misunderstood.
31:57All right, first, we're going to start with just, like, a warm-up.
31:59So, Gabbo fans, it's going to go up and down.
32:03Synchronisation right and left.
32:04He's getting ready for a festival.
32:05Jesus!
32:13Oh, that looks well.
32:15Look, look, look, look, look!
32:25Ready for it?
32:27Ready!
32:28There we go, that's what we wanted.
32:31Good boy, love!
32:33Jamie just burped and pretended it was the child.
32:38I respect that.
32:40Our baby wants to say something.
32:43What?
32:45What the fuck?
32:46We're exclusive!
32:48Yay!
32:50Yay!
32:51Woo!
32:52Woo!
32:53Woo!
32:54Woo!
32:56Well done!
32:58Congratulations!
33:00Congratulations, man.
33:02My boy!
33:03Congratulations, babe!
33:04I'm sorry!
33:05Congrats!
33:06All right, we've got a baby.
33:07Yay!
33:08Yay!
33:12Tony just can't relate to humans that are basically made of plastic, which isn't ideal for a woman
33:18who works in Las Vegas.
33:19Yes!
33:20If you were horrible at this, it wouldn't that put me off or anything.
33:22I'm not horrible at it, but it's because it's not mine.
33:26It's a fucking plastic doll.
33:27Okay, that's no way to speak about a child.
33:30Oh.
33:33Stop.
33:33I got a text.
33:35I got a text.
33:35Oh, wait, there's a text!
33:37Islanders, tonight you will be tested on how well you really know your other half.
33:43Hashtag knowing me, knowing you.
33:44Woo!
33:47Woo!
33:48Woo!
33:49You've got to get to know me!
33:53I already know you!
33:55I'm shit at this game.
33:56It's going to be interesting.
33:58When's your birthday?
33:59So, today's show's featured a talent contest, a dumping, plastic babies, and now a challenge.
34:06Gen Z, your short attention spans are absolutely destroying this production team.
34:10What's your pet name?
34:12Pet names?
34:13No, your dog's name.
34:15Oh, Dolly and Lulu.
34:16Wines and Peppa and Pepsi.
34:19Peppa and Pepsi. How old's Pepsi?
34:21Pepsi's not here anymore.
34:22What fucking hell? I've just said what your pet names are, and you just told me Pepsi's one.
34:27I don't have any pets.
34:29What?
34:31Like, who's, like, the biggest flirt?
34:34You.
34:35Yeah.
34:37What's my last name?
34:38Moore, Megan Moore.
34:39What's my middle name?
34:40I was a middle man.
34:42Used to be a kid's programme.
34:44Beaker.
34:45Oh, yeah, Megan Beaker Moore.
34:48Not Beaker.
34:50What's your favourite cuisine?
34:52Italian.
34:53Persian.
34:53What's yours?
34:55Italian, probably.
34:56Italian.
34:56Yeah.
34:57So, six feet.
34:58US six or UK six?
35:00I don't think that'll come up, anyway.
35:03Oh, what's your body count, Hitch?
35:05I'd say, like, 24.
35:09We'll go with 200, then.
35:11I'm joking.
35:12I'm joking.
35:13I think, like, 70.
35:1570 what?
35:16Blood pressure.
35:17That's not gonna come up, guys.
35:22I cannot wait to give him back.
35:25It's time for the babies to head back to the Mattel factory where a chosen few will grow up to
35:32be Barbies, and the rest will be sold for scrap.
35:34Bye, bye, baby.
35:38Bye, bye, baby.
35:38Baby, good bye.
35:40Bye, baby, baby.
35:41Goodbye, baby, baby.
35:42Bye, bye.
35:44Bye, bye.
35:46I'm sorry for being a shitty mother, but I feel like you're haunted.
35:52Elijah, my man.
35:54I'm gonna see you in another lifetime, my girl.
35:56Aww.
35:57Take care.
35:58Bye, baby.
36:02That was fun.
36:03Well lasted.
36:05Mummy loves you.
36:07Bye, Zai, Zai.
36:08We love you.
36:09He's a good boy.
36:11I've seen a bit, sweetheart.
36:12I've seen it.
36:13Stay jazzy.
36:25Hey, man!
36:26Hey, man, hey.
36:28It's time for Knowing Me, Knowing You, hosted by Yasmin and Jamie.
36:33Yes, Jamie's unforgettable performance as Man Reading Out Loud in Tuxedo landed him the role of Man
36:39Reading Out Loud in a T-shirt.
36:41hold on to those dreams kids welcome to the 2025 love island knowing me knowing you challenge
36:54boys we're gonna start with you first so let's see how well you really know the girls
37:00first up boys what is your partner's favorite tv program i actually think i know this one
37:08which might be a little fango and i'm gonna say love island i'm going for love island
37:20paris hilton and nicole richie show keeping up with the kardashians graze
37:36bingo white lotus but you watch bingo more than you watch the white lotus euphoria oh my god
37:46next question what's your partner's love language
37:54is that how you spell that yeah yeah hi what is angel's love language physical touch
38:06she can't keep her arms off
38:08yay you're right well done guys i'm going for quality time
38:14no acts of service oh no no how to spell service i think megan's love language is acts of service
38:27ding ding ding we have a winner
38:31shakira loves the matter as do i so i have gone with the words of affirmation
38:37ding ding i think i think it's quality time acts of service oh it's like
38:49just like the black cat that yaz is i know she likes to be served so acts of service it
38:56is
38:56acts of service
39:00we definitely had that conversation you didn't say acts of service definitely did so that's not top one
39:05acts of service i'd rather spend quality time it's about to question if she's just been lying to me
39:13how many children does your partner want i think the angel wants two children a boy than a girl yeah
39:23meg wants two children boy and girl as well i put zai zai plus one on zion two children well
39:31done guys
39:32megan wants megan wants no kids especially after our challenge today
39:39i've spent all day trying to convince her that three would be better than two but shakira would like to
39:46i've gone for two three at a push
39:50i put a none for now for now
39:55jamie this should be an obvious one yeah uh i'd be silly to say any more than zero zero
40:03what is one thing your partner would change about you
40:11who's writing an essay i've got six things on it i'm hoping i'm right if not i'm like a fool
40:21i put nothing
40:26go on angel
40:29that is so cute there's nothing i'll change about my partner i think she's imperfectly perfect so
40:36yeah i hope that my girlfriend loves me for me and there's nothing she'll change about me too
40:41yeah yeah yeah i do too my flirtiness i said music table my behavior at one point she said i
40:53should
40:53get a behavioral transplant i'd like to believe this is nothing nothing
41:01oh my man my man my man who's got every single one so far yeah yeah maybe i was thinking
41:12of myself
41:12too highly but i put nothing i couldn't really think of much so i put a funny one i put
41:17stop
41:18grabbing everyone's ass i can't believe the love language one you know next question
41:33boys what is your partner's best feature
41:36this is a hard one this is an easy one i'm going to say what i think is her best
41:43feature and i've
41:44put her eyes i'd say i had my dim pose he went early didn't he no i would not i
41:51wouldn't say my eyes
41:52this was the first thing i noticed about her and every day since then i tell her every day how
41:57beautiful they are so i've gone her eyes well done guys nice you may have said smile but i said
42:04oh
42:07well am i scared though i don't know if i've got the wrong end of the stick on this one
42:11but i
42:11haven't gone for a physical feature i have gone with jakeira's intelligence big brain
42:24ice yeah they're captivating don't forget it
42:38i think this girl's beautiful in every single way um but one of the most striking
42:45the most striking things that got me when i first saw her was her posture
42:52i put eye oh i didn't think of posture oh yeah it's okay i'll take it meg lied to me
43:00about axel
43:01whatever it is how many rounds are there don't worry vape we've only got one wrong
43:05i don't know about you remember that one he was very good though
43:12all right girls now it's time to find out how well you know your partners
43:19what is your partner's favorite place i liked it jay
43:27tony and cash you're up first i said grenada because that's where your mom is
43:32you're up first yeah yeah i have to go with nyc new york city baby nice well done guys megan
43:40and
43:40connor but there's one place he loves to mention that's a festival i said san diego
43:48meg and dijon so i'm hoping it's caribbean yeah caribbean did we spell it right
44:00italy finally yasmin where is my favorite place i interrupted this question so wrong but like
44:07because you like to do loads of stuff like like walking hiking etc i just put outside well i mean
44:15i interrupted this question very wrong also i said the david
44:23what is your partner's greatest fear that's so deep i actually don't know
44:32no more chat cheaters i'm not gonna cheat
44:36i put bugs because i've seen the way you act around the crickets out here
44:44snakes snakes his mom's reaction to the show without making my mother proud
44:54yeah i didn't think it would have been whales otherwise
45:00so i put nothing face no fear nothing yeah yeah baby the slingshot
45:16and finally yes what is my greatest fear flying bugs oh what did you put
45:21recovery speeches oh
45:25girls what do you and your partner have most in common
45:36i don't know you know this for the ones at home you know a little shout out to them so
45:41tony what do
45:42you and cash have most in common i said sass and or attitude style can't give you that sorry i've
45:51gone for the same witty shitty sense of humor weird because i've put sense of humor
46:00i went first singing because you like to wreck everyone's heads around the villa
46:05so big personalities loud oh i put big families i put family and then i added family values obviously
46:14i'm really i'm really close to my mind i'm just i'm just reading my board i wrote a little bit
46:20on here
46:20loves going on holiday but then always a book that we love to cuddle
46:29i put flirtiness both love cats
46:36what is your partner's biggest turn-on oh god
46:49you have to get it i think i've got it i don't know so tony what is cash's biggest turn
46:56on kissing me
46:57obviously nice nice that struggles to hold it down sometimes i've gone for
47:06licking my ears
47:10i've gone for me because no matter what i do he seems to be under like a rash
47:17so i've gone with kisses hey that's my girl
47:21yay eye contact
47:28i put biting
47:37who would your partner couple up with if it was not you
47:42i disagree
47:46messy as fuck
47:47just gotta be honest be honest
47:53tony i'm going meg
47:59probably shaq
48:02it's your best budget you've got the same kind of
48:06oh no okay i thought this was
48:11wait no i don't think you can change i didn't put a girl's name
48:14i misinterpreted the question i thought it'd be like who would we couple up with
48:18so i put one of the boys names down
48:22oh i thought you wanted to see what she said oh yeah i didn't need that
48:26sorry sorry shakira and harry i've gone for tony girl
48:33i've also gone for tony girl
48:38self-explanatory
48:43i'm gonna say none
48:45i hope no one but me but obviously because she's the newest i put ang
48:49music no i put yaz
48:56this one was quite self-explanatory i thought you would know this one
48:59obviously before jay come um into the villa and when i was open
49:04yaz told me that if it was up everybody i'll be the one her number one pick and
49:09had a conversation with yaz and i said if it wasn't for meg she'll be my number one pick and
49:13i said the same conversation that i had with yaz with you so yeah that's what i thought you'll get
49:18that one to be honest
49:22thought she wasn't special that was um before me and yaz actually cleared that up didn't we
49:28we hashed it out yeah we hashed it out come on time come on come on
49:34why is everyone touching me guys
49:39angel and tie i would say megan no i've gone with shakira you're popular
49:47just chat to all you three after this please
49:51and finally yaz who would i couple up with if it wasn't you so i put shakira i've gone with
49:58megan
50:04the joint winners of knowing me knowing you 2025 are meg and dajeon and shakira and harry
50:33the production values on that knowing me knowing you game remind me of another abba classic
50:39absolutely no money money money but it left jamie with a question i'm not gonna lie kind of what
50:47that i'm curious now because you planted the seed what of who you would have recoupled with
50:53i put dajeon okay yeah oh that interesting yeah in the beginning we were kind of getting to know
51:00each other romantically yeah and then it's always been like i don't know not flighty but obviously
51:06like me and meg argued a lot because of that how do you feel about it now because i feel
51:11like you talk
51:12quite a lot about him do you think like badly yeah i mean obviously like we've had a lot of
51:18ups and
51:18downs ups and downs in here it seems to me like like you didn't really like him yeah in a
51:25sense
51:25of like when it comes to like movie nights and stuff like that like i look at the same two
51:31people
51:32who are always on that screen yeah and that's why i'm like i'm so glad that that is not my
51:37relationship
51:38do you get what i mean kind of what do you mean kind of
51:46yeah no i mean to be honest it doesn't really matter no no no you can say it no it's
51:53to me it
51:54just doesn't make sense that you'd say all that and then from what you said there that you'd want
51:59to couple up with him if i wasn't in the villa sorry jam alone get it i'll catch up there
52:08okay
52:08how you feeling my beautiful girl great winner winner chicken dinner winners last question though
52:16why would you put the person that's been going with us the three people that are all the time
52:20when you put her name on the board because i feel like that's my honest opinion and you've never told
52:27me that if i wasn't here she would be your number one yes i did no you didn't me yes
52:33i did you didn't
52:34i can't believe you're doing this no i actually can't remember the conversation i know i know for
52:39a fact that you remember the conversation i don't know if the camera's around and you're trying to
52:43make me look bad i honestly don't understand what's going on i'm not saying that meg i don't understand
52:47what's going on right now i don't really care to be honest it's the pure fact you're saying you don't
52:50really care what you you can't just say you don't really care when you're saying the comes i know you
52:54remember the conversation so i don't know why you're saying you don't remember the conversation well
52:58No, but I 100% without a doubt know that you remember the conversation.
53:04OK, we're not going to turn it back on me.
53:06You're trying to make me look bad.
53:07I don't understand why you're trying to make me look bad.
53:09I'm not trying to make you look bad.
53:10At the time, Billikis was also in the villa.
53:12I said to Yaz that you're my number one, that you are my number one,
53:17and then after you, it would be...
53:20Yaz and Billikis.
53:21It would be Yaz and Billikis.
53:22Yeah.
53:22So you do remember the conversation?
53:24Yeah, I remember you saying that.
53:25No, but I'm saying you just try to act like I didn't tell you that.
53:28That's a big thing.
53:28No, I remember you saying that.
53:29You didn't say the words...
53:31No, you didn't say the words,
53:32if Meg wasn't there, she would be your number one priority.
53:35Yes, I...
53:36You didn't say them words.
53:36You said if Meg wasn't there, then it would be Yaz and Billikis.
53:40Yes, exactly.
53:40And that's what I said.
53:41Yeah, that's fine.
53:42No, but that's actually kind of annoying me that you're saying...
53:45You just tried to...
53:46No, because you just tried to paint out that I didn't tell you that.
53:48No, I am saying you told me that.
53:49No, but I'm saying this is why people here in the villa
53:51think that I don't tell you the full honest conversation.
53:54I don't think he's happy right now.
53:56No?
53:57No.
53:58I think he's annoyed.
54:00Really?
54:00Yeah.
54:02What?
54:02Do you know that last one?
54:04Who would you couple up with if you weren't...
54:06Yeah.
54:08I misinterpreted the question.
54:10So I thought it meant like...
54:12Who would you?
54:12Who would I recouple with?
54:14So that's why I had to change it.
54:16And so he's asked me,
54:17who did you put just out of interest?
54:19And I said, Dajon.
54:20Dajon.
54:20No, this...
54:22This is no good.
54:23It's not funny, guys.
54:24I was just honest.
54:26But I think it was awkward because...
54:29I also thought that Dajon would pick Angel for that question.
54:33I thought so too.
54:34For that one.
54:36Yeah.
54:36But when he turned out, I said, Yas.
54:38I said, oh, I thought she wasn't special.
54:40It was kind of...
54:41I don't want to say satisfying for me, but it just kind of proved like...
54:44I know it was.
54:45I'm not crazy.
54:46No, you're not fucking crazy.
54:47No, I'm not crazy.
54:48Jamie was like, that makes no sense because you speak like...
54:53So poorly about him.
54:54Badly about him.
54:55And then challenges and stuff like you kind of go at him and whatever.
55:00It's hard because Jamie wasn't here from the beginning, so he didn't really see but...
55:04And he said to me, he was like, I didn't even know you ever, like, got to know Dajon romantically.
55:09And I was like, no, we were, we did, we were getting to know each other romantically in the beginning.
55:13And it caused a lot of rifts.
55:15Every single conversation that I have with people, I always come back and tell you the whole threesome thing, the
55:21whole...
55:21Everything that's ever happened, even the stuff with Andrada, the whole sexual chemistry, all of that, I come and tell
55:27you these things.
55:27My point is now, you've put her on the board, but every single challenge, Tony, Shakira and Yas draw us
55:34out.
55:34But now that's getting to their head that if you had to couple up with someone, these girls think these
55:38things.
55:39We're literally boyfriend and girlfriend, we're week eight into this and I don't understand why this is an argument, like,
55:43let's communicate.
55:43We can have a conversation without you speaking with me.
55:45So don't turn it back on me then.
55:47They have their own problems over there.
55:50Oh, I'm listening, I'm listening.
55:52I'm standing up for myself.
55:53All I can do is be honest.
55:55So when I tell you that you are the one I want, you are my main priority, I want you
56:00to be my girlfriend, I love you.
56:01You know 100% sure that what I'm telling you is the truth because I never change my truth for
56:07anybody.
56:07Okay.
56:11Do you almost feel like Meg and D were cheating?
56:17They were cheating?
56:18What do you mean?
56:19In the game.
56:20What, like they were?
56:21Maybe.
56:22Eye contact.
56:23Oh, right.
56:23Yeah, probably.
56:25They really wanted to win that.
56:26Yeah, probably.
56:27But like, you don't get a prize.
56:28Would you want a sticker?
56:29No, they want to be known as the strongest fucking couple.
56:32Yeah, but let them, at the end of the day, like, the most juiciest question they got wrong. No offence.
56:40Them three girls get asked every challenge, but you choose to re-couple up with them. Make it make sense
56:44in your head, Lee.
56:45Why are you speaking to me like this? Why are you speaking to me like this?
56:47I'm not speaking to you.
56:48You're not getting where I'm coming from.
56:51We can have a conversation.
56:52You're not getting, I'm having a conversation, but it's annoying me.
56:53You want me to lie. That's what you want me to do. You want me to lie.
56:55Let me listen to what I'm saying.
56:57If I spoke to you the way you're speaking to me right now, it would be a big thing.
57:00No, it wouldn't.
57:00If you don't remember things, stop saying things, because you're late, you're, you're, we're on a TV show where they
57:05show highlights of a show.
57:07So they can literally put highlights of you saying that.
57:09I don't care if we're on a TV show, I'll be honest.
57:12No, but I'm saying no, but, no, but it's at the point where I didn't care, but I'm starting, there's
57:15so many things that people are saying about me and I'm like, what?
57:18And it's all making sense.
57:19But you're not helping yourself by picking her in a challenge.
57:22I'll be honest, I'll always be honest. That's my honest opinion.
57:24Okay.
57:25But it is what it is.
57:30That's actually annoying me, that you sat here and said that I never told you that.
57:35Do you know what's annoying me? The fact that I back us in every single challenge and the fact that
57:39I have your back every single second of a challenge against all of these girls.
57:43I take a lot of sleep from you.
57:45I don't know why you're saying all of you.
57:45Can you let me speak? Can you let me speak?
57:46I don't like how you're speaking to me.
57:48Oh, okay, we'll end this conversation.
57:50I feel like we should end this conversation, because all you're doing is just...
57:53But you're not letting me speak.
57:55You're just trying to make me look bad.
57:56I'm not trying to make you look bad.
57:58I think we should just leave this conversation.
58:01Okay, perfect. Let's go.
58:05Let's go.
58:12Let's go.
58:14Let's go.
58:23Let's go.
58:30Let's go.
58:33Let's go.
58:37Let's go.
58:50Let's go.
58:58Let's go.
59:01Let's go.
59:02Let's go.
59:06Let's go.
59:08Let's go.
59:13Let's go.
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