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00:00:00Music
00:00:25Jesus!
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Can you at least warn me when you're going to do that?
00:00:30please oh please don't be such a child do you still have the wand of light
00:00:45see the all-powerful magic heirloom still safe and sound no you should be more careful the wand
00:00:52of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires yeah and if it falls into the
00:00:58wrong hands it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world but a marriage to another
00:01:04noble witch family would only strengthen your power yeah unless it's an evil svensson right
00:01:12the svensons are our worst enemies leona do you know how much our family has suffered over the
00:01:18centuries because of them i know sorry you are the guardian of the wand of light leona and you
00:01:27can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family come home with
00:01:34a husband next week or i will pick one for you what mom no please don't leona sherwood you are
00:01:42getting
00:01:42married whether you like the boy i pick or not mom understand
00:01:49don't worry mom i'm the responsible daughter remember
00:02:00okay leona sherwood this is your last weekend of freedom
00:02:09for two more nights fuck my responsibility i'm gonna have some fun
00:02:27thank you that would be 25 dollars i think you mean it's on the house right right it's on the
00:02:38house
00:02:56there you are little miss sherwood
00:03:06where the hell are you i'm in vegas like i said it would be old man hey don't you get
00:03:10smart with me
00:03:11you little shit remember your mission seduce the sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole
00:03:18obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts you mean your debts quiet it's bad enough that i
00:03:23have a sorry excuse for an heir you are an embarrassment to the spenson name now if you don't marry
00:03:30the
00:03:31sherwood girl like i told you i am going to sell your little sister off to old fitzgerald to be
00:03:37his
00:03:38fourth wife dad's secret is just a kid when i want your opinion i will ask for it until then
00:03:45you shut up
00:03:46and do as i say do you understand yeah i understand good and you keep practicing you sound god-awful
00:03:57heartless fucking bastard
00:04:13it's two of us you're saying you don't remember me who remembers shipment in his dumb teams anyways
00:04:20no way totally i love that show i watched it one sitting at like 2 a.m this is one
00:04:27of my favorites
00:04:27it definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves but i think it's one of the best ones really
00:04:33i never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy looks can be deceiving
00:04:44the wand of light so it does exist maybe i'm just jaded it's hard to believe that love like that
00:04:52actually exists in real life why not we're witches monsters and magic exist in our world why can't true love
00:05:00i am lily by the way lily collins
00:05:08eric phillips nice to meet you lily collins damn he's hot and i'm in vegas i deserve a little fun
00:05:16well eric phillips i'll be in the poker room tonight maybe i'll see you there maybe
00:05:52okay
00:05:58eric motherfucking svensson excuse me you ghost me for three months after sleeping with me and you
00:06:05think you can sit there and act like nothing happened i think you've got me confused with
00:06:08someone else don't gaslight me spenson i know exactly who you are
00:06:26you know who she is i think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:43you're nervous not at all you can always fold you know i'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53not a chance i'm here to wait you sure seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:07:02oh i am very focused
00:07:07are you guys done making google eyes at each other or what
00:07:12you're full of shit phillips i call yeah there is no way that you have this
00:07:18but don't worry i'll let you go another round once i beat you actually i think i'm about to hit
00:07:25the jackpot
00:07:49i have wanted to do that since i saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:53eric everyone can see do you want me to stop
00:08:13let's see let him watch give him a show
00:08:28wait please don't stop
00:08:31use your words tell me what you want i want your tongue inside me please that's a good girl
00:08:41oh
00:08:45eric
00:08:46oh wait wait i think i'm gonna
00:08:53was that some kind of vision
00:08:58no that was from him
00:09:08lucky son of a bitch
00:09:10beginner lux let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14no can do i have a date with a very pretty lady
00:09:24why do i have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present
00:09:28eric
00:09:29phillips
00:09:46you know it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:52hmm it's very distracting
00:09:57well you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game
00:10:02i just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:14eric there are people
00:10:15and if you're quiet they won't see you
00:10:21i should stop
00:10:22this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24you know you were right before
00:10:26i'm not who i say i am
00:10:28and who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:32but i am
00:10:33look i don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36for once in my life i i just want to forget about everything
00:10:42just live in the moment
00:10:44and i think you can help me do that
00:10:55remove the camouflage
00:10:57i want you to see you
00:10:59the real you
00:11:02but then you'll know who i am
00:11:04i already know who you are
00:11:07the real you
00:11:09wants to let go
00:11:15no one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18he really wants me
00:11:20the real me
00:11:21fuck
00:11:23you are gorgeous
00:11:27i want you eric
00:11:30i need you
00:11:35spread your legs for me
00:11:40keep your eyes open
00:11:44i want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47all over my fingers
00:11:53keep your eyes open
00:11:59i thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02they can't if you stay quiet
00:12:04keep your eyes open or i'll stop
00:12:11that's a good girl look down at my head
00:12:18oh my god they hurt me
00:12:21i can't
00:12:22just relax
00:12:25i can't eric
00:12:27it's okay
00:12:29don't think
00:12:31just kill
00:12:33tell me anything
00:12:41i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:48so i'm going to make you come
00:12:51i'll get you there
00:12:53i'm going to go down
00:12:54i want you to scream my name when it comes
00:12:58five
00:12:59four
00:13:01three
00:13:03two
00:13:07four
00:13:28i can't believe i just came on his hand
00:13:31in front of other people
00:13:33i think this is your floor
00:13:41i'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock
00:13:45if you decided that you want more
00:13:47see you there
00:13:58how did he know what floor i was on
00:14:05so you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done
00:14:11what about you
00:14:15i'm the responsible sister
00:14:17the boring one if you will
00:14:20and i do what i'm supposed to do all the rules and all that good stuff
00:14:25i don't believe you i mean i know how you are in an elevator
00:14:29oh come on
00:14:32come on
00:14:34it's vegas
00:14:35let me be your bad influence just for tonight
00:14:41so any bad ideas
00:14:47just one
00:14:54what are you doing
00:15:11no games
00:15:12just
00:15:13fuck me already
00:15:14i thought i would try to woo you first
00:15:16consider me rude
00:15:17maybe we could take it slow
00:15:19well your lips say one thing
00:15:21but your body says something else
00:15:24what are you doing
00:15:35wait
00:15:37shit
00:15:39i almost lost my cool
00:15:40i gotta remember the plan
00:15:44oh my god
00:15:45i can't believe i just did that
00:15:47that was so embarrassing
00:15:48this is why i don't do crazy
00:15:49shit that was way too much
00:15:52you're never too much
00:15:53you don't understand eric
00:15:55okay if my family saw me do any of that they would freak out
00:15:59tonight's not about your family
00:16:01tonight's about you
00:16:02remember
00:16:03forget what everyone else has told you to do
00:16:06do something that you want to do
00:16:08something no one would expect
00:16:10maybe he's right
00:16:12i've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do
00:16:18for once in my life
00:16:20i'm doing something for myself
00:16:22she spotted the chapel
00:16:25just like i planned
00:16:29so are you uh
00:16:30you sure about this marriage thing
00:16:32it's only temporary
00:16:33okay and old magic is weak
00:16:35the hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning
00:16:39so are you ready for a holy matrimony
00:16:42i'm ready if you're ready
00:16:45come on
00:16:49let's go
00:16:55you nervous
00:16:58just never been married before
00:17:07uh it's my sister i need to take this
00:17:09oh yeah take your time
00:17:11elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet
00:17:13hey mama let's get some flowers for you come on
00:17:15let's do it
00:17:17you need to come home now
00:17:19i can't secret
00:17:20eric dad's up to something
00:17:22he invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up
00:17:25he looks at me weird it really freaks me out
00:17:28you were my big brother e
00:17:30i need you here
00:17:31listen i can't leave right now
00:17:33but i promise
00:17:35when i come home i'll have enough power to get rid of dad forever
00:17:37okay
00:17:41hey
00:17:43is everything okay
00:17:45yeah
00:17:48yeah it's fine
00:17:51you uh
00:17:52you sure about this
00:17:54it's only temporary
00:17:56come on we'll be laughing about this for years
00:18:02let's go
00:18:17right
00:18:18right
00:18:18only temporary
00:18:20unless you get hand fasted under a full moon
00:18:22then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable
00:18:26but she doesn't know that and once she does she'll hate me
00:18:31is your sister okay
00:18:33is something wrong
00:18:36nothing's wrong
00:18:37we're about to get buried in vegas by ovis
00:18:40what could possibly be wrong
00:18:43all right you ready to rock and roll you hunk a hunk a hot couple
00:18:47let's get this show started
00:19:16this is it
00:19:18i have the wand of light
00:19:20the most powerful object in the world
00:19:23if i leave now
00:19:24i could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:27set secret and eye free
00:19:35but i already betrayed her once
00:19:37and
00:19:47i
00:19:48and
00:20:01and
00:20:02and
00:20:03and
00:20:06and
00:20:06and
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:21Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:33Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:02You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:39Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:48Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by.
00:23:20Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:27It's all fun and games.
00:23:29It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12And yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass-whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing.
00:24:59Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday?
00:25:05Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:25:55What the fuck?
00:25:55What the fuck?
00:26:05What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Oh, well, you know I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like
00:26:45you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save your home.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good Spenton schemes!
00:27:28I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever. And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back.
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it. But just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:11Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't. But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No. No, we're both gonna go get it. It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right,
00:28:37so I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:40And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful, magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want. Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:07You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have, like, three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:15You magic-ed a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable...
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:42If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was going to throw in the trash.
00:30:52Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:30:58Wife.
00:31:00Wife.
00:31:01Wife.
00:31:05Wife.
00:31:05Wife.
00:31:07Wife.
00:31:08Wife.
00:31:09Wife.
00:31:10Wife.
00:31:11Wife.
00:31:12Wife.
00:31:13Wife.
00:31:14Wife.
00:31:15Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:52Jesus.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:05Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:10Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil, so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about
00:32:17the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you
00:32:40do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:12Good night to you, too.
00:33:15What?
00:33:28In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:06I'm sorry.
00:34:30Good morning.
00:34:37Good morning.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:45I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:06What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay, Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:06God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23You came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:04Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I want to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play done with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:11And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic.
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:35You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:57That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell, and we never see each other again.
00:44:18We do the divorce spell, and we never see each other again.
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:50It's a Satyr's Inn.
00:44:53That spell.
00:44:55Noman and Habitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:01You mean Orchise?
00:45:05The Satyr's are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, currency, your deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28Erich, don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Erich, don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:06You can say goodbye.
00:46:09It goes our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37Even here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:43I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:48I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55I'll be able to share with her.
00:46:57To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:01You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mine.
00:47:07You're the other ear.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Erich.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:31Tonight.
00:47:34Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:47:41Your wife.
00:47:51Still running in circles like ways.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight, and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self, and you can go back to pretending to be a good little
00:48:15witch.
00:48:16Excuse me?
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily, Sherwood, Svinsen.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:46I don't have to pretend to be a good witch.
00:48:56Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06and i'm gonna do whatever i want to you
00:49:18i don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:21close your eyes
00:49:25eric you're so good for being such a bad boy
00:49:32i'm being properly motivated not to move
00:49:38see how long it takes you to break
00:49:41for you i could stay here forever
00:49:43pretty to think so
00:49:45why don't we test that little theory
00:49:48we're playing a dangerous game
00:49:51all you have to do
00:49:55is admit that i win
00:49:57i'll let you fuck me
00:49:59i'll even let you come wherever you want
00:50:06you can come here
00:50:09or here
00:50:12i'll even let you come in here
00:50:16god
00:50:18come on
00:50:20i know you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24i'm right
00:50:27fine
00:50:29you win
00:50:30oh what was that
00:50:32you hurt me
00:50:34oh
00:50:43so what's my prize
00:50:44i could torture you like you did me
00:50:53but i want to be inside you
00:50:55i want to feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:59and take me to bed husband
00:51:04call me that again
00:51:08you want me to fuck you husband
00:51:11fuck me
00:51:20tell me a story
00:51:24like the ones you did in vegas
00:51:27i've got a story about
00:51:29my pet goat gilmore
00:51:30and how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:34or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:39using only red eminence
00:51:41i already know about your family
00:51:47i want to know about you
00:51:50what's it like to be a svensson heir
00:51:52you want the insider info
00:51:56you tell me yours i'll tell you mine
00:51:58you gonna tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:00growing up as a beloved and blessed sherwood
00:52:07is that what you think being a sherwood is like
00:52:11is that what you think being a sherwood is like
00:52:13all fun and rainbows
00:52:16yeah everybody loves your family
00:52:17that's not true eric
00:52:19there are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:23my mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:27and next year i will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:33like eat your fruits and veggies
00:52:35like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:41like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:45because my whole life was planned for me from the very start
00:52:48before i was even born
00:52:50i'm always doing the right thing for the family
00:52:52i was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56i couldn't be tired
00:52:57i couldn't be scared
00:52:59i couldn't be angry
00:53:00one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:04if this whole world fades to black
00:53:06it's because i messed up
00:53:08it's because i didn't do a good job
00:53:13i don't think i've ever said that out loud before
00:53:16i'm glad you did
00:53:19your turn
00:53:21growing up a Svinson was
00:53:24a little different
00:53:26the old man likes to say i was
00:53:28the first of his disappointments
00:53:31i guess it's good
00:53:33at least i was first in something
00:53:36i didn't care about disappointing him
00:53:38i just wanted to get away from him
00:53:41i had it all planned out when
00:53:43i turned 16
00:53:44i'd leave
00:53:45change my name
00:53:46and the Svinson bloodline would die with me
00:53:48my mom died when secret was born
00:53:53my dad used her against me
00:53:56every day since
00:54:03i'm so sorry eric
00:54:04i
00:54:06i shouldn't have asked
00:54:09it's okay
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows
00:54:14we are the shadows
00:54:18all you do is shine
00:54:30he always asks me what i want
00:54:34what do you want eric
00:54:39you'd hate me if i told you
00:54:41i mean more than you already do
00:54:46i don't hate you
00:54:47i never did
00:55:14i never did
00:55:25eric something's wrong
00:55:27dad's got visitors
00:55:28a bunch of old guys
00:55:30i don't know who they are
00:55:31he made me play piano for them
00:55:33like some kind of dress up doll
00:55:35it's like freaking me out
00:55:41eric
00:55:42are you safe
00:55:46are you safe
00:55:48eric
00:55:49are you safe
00:55:50for now
00:55:51all those weird old men
00:55:54lived last night
00:55:55and i hexed my door
00:55:57so no one could get in
00:55:58don't let anyone in
00:55:59if dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men
00:56:01just
00:56:01i know
00:56:03i'll just do what he says
00:56:05i always do
00:56:07i'm so sick of this e
00:56:09what if he actually does make me marry one of those guys
00:56:12i'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:14all right
00:56:15look
00:56:16i'm close to getting the wand of light
00:56:18the wand of light
00:56:21like
00:56:22the one from the fairy tales
00:56:23you can't
00:56:24tell dad
00:56:25secret
00:56:26when i get the wand
00:56:28be ready for my call
00:56:29i have a plan
00:56:31i barely know basic spells
00:56:34i don't know
00:56:35you can
00:56:37i know you can
00:56:39when the time is right
00:56:40you'll be ready
00:56:48call handed
00:57:07filling up bessie
00:57:08meet me downstairs
00:57:09when you're ready
00:57:19oh my god
00:57:21why do you and mom always do that
00:57:23a bit high strung aren't you sis
00:57:27i was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:29yeah and going by your aura
00:57:31i can guess about who
00:57:32very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36oh yeah
00:57:37well you and your little aura reading
00:57:38can go jump in a lake
00:57:40oh
00:57:40aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:42your super hot hubby isn't around i'm guessing
00:57:45or have you already murdered him after catching his dick
00:57:47i know all the best places tied a body by the way
00:57:52i'm fine effie
00:57:54i know all about eric spenson
00:57:55i'm not stupid
00:57:57and when we get the wand back
00:57:58you mean if you get the wand back
00:58:01we will
00:58:03and when we do
00:58:04we'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06this mark will be gone
00:58:08i'll go home and
00:58:10marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16it's not fair you know
00:58:18i know i'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21because it's not like i can change it
00:58:23but it's not
00:58:26it's just the way it goes
00:58:27right
00:58:28there has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir
00:58:35effie what i want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:38that's fine
00:58:39that's fine
00:58:40that's what it means to be a sherwood
00:58:43just remember
00:58:44repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48alright
00:58:49whatever you say sis
00:58:51you know best
00:58:53i know
00:58:55give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57tell them i'll be back home soon
00:59:08last night was the last time
00:59:10after today
00:59:11we're done
00:59:13if i say that enough times
00:59:15maybe i'll finally believe it
00:59:26i'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30my family's magic is dying
00:59:32my father's been cashing in on broken promises three years
00:59:35but he holds most of the power
00:59:37and me and see we just get the scraps
00:59:39that's how he controls us
00:59:42if i could use the wand just once
00:59:45i can take his power away from the right
00:59:47i'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49i'm trying to save mine
00:59:50it's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54that's what you meant by
00:59:56trying to save your family
00:59:58i was gonna tell you the night before
01:00:00i was gonna tell you the truth
01:00:01and then i was just gonna ask if i could use the wand
01:00:04just once
01:00:06and then i would do whatever you want
01:00:08get a divorce
01:00:09leave you alone
01:00:10forever
01:00:12why didn't you tell me
01:00:16why didn't you tell me that morning
01:00:17maybe things could have been different
01:00:21i would have asked you to stay
01:00:23it's a nice idea
01:00:26but our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:00:30maybe if we were different people
01:00:33we have different lives
01:00:35this would have worked
01:00:37maybe we can work
01:00:40maybe the wand has a spell for that eric
01:00:42a witch can hope
01:00:51what
01:00:53do i have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head
01:00:55why are you looking at me like that
01:01:09wait i'm driving
01:01:11pull over
01:01:31you have got to be kidding me
01:01:38end of the line witches
01:01:41end of the line witches
01:02:03predatory
01:02:08no
01:02:10and
01:02:12no
01:02:12no
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You?
01:02:36You set the shadows, please?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:52Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:24Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:31The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well, I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:38I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:03:53Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic into him and finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my God!
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:17Oh my God!
01:05:19I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers.
01:05:23I need you to run.
01:05:25You could have saved yourself.
01:05:28I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:35I love you.
01:06:38No!
01:06:42I love you.
01:06:45I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:13Please, please.
01:07:14Please, please.
01:07:16Please, please.
01:07:23Please, please.
01:07:33Lily.
01:07:35Eric.
01:07:37You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:44Oh, be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me
01:07:53on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:07:59The Wand give you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that
01:08:04the Wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14What did you want?
01:08:14You.
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something
01:08:24when I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:27Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46around this whole house.
01:09:47It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me
01:10:04into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17The magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:32Eric, Otis, Svensson,
01:10:34release me this instant.
01:10:36That is an order.
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:47Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:49You will both pay for this.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here.
01:11:02Get back here.
01:11:03Please don't do this,
01:11:04you little...
01:11:22So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off
01:11:26the wand of light?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something
01:11:30I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:34Just so happens that
01:11:36there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood,
01:11:41are you asking me
01:11:42to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Svensson.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:51We're gonna take
01:11:52the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time
01:11:54to the hunk-a-hunk-a
01:11:55wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have
01:11:58the same Elvis.
01:11:58I sure hope so.
01:12:00But,
01:12:01if we're gonna get
01:12:02hand fast married again,
01:12:03no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything
01:12:07you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been
01:12:21going super speed
01:12:22this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me
01:12:25to make our trip last longer.
01:12:26Didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood,
01:12:34will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell
01:12:38or because it's your duty,
01:12:41but because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
01:12:59Oh, yeah.
01:13:05Oh, yeah.
01:13:06Oh, yeah.
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