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Bro Code Be Damned Drama
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00:00:00The End
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So, to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06They're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey, hey, remind me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:17So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:33You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And...
00:05:33more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:09Oh!
00:06:09Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business.
00:07:10Okay, I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster of the coast is happening.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08Turn.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What is that?
00:08:32All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:35I can just go out.
00:08:36My husband, go!
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I've fantasized about since I was twelve years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:53and holy hell it felt good the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:04I slept
00:09:12you guys are benched it's just a joke
00:09:15seriously
00:09:18the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:21don't look at the kisser in the men's shower Allison unhinged
00:09:26does he kiss as good as he looks kill me now
00:09:36what are you doing here
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up obviously
00:09:42didn't your practice end like four hours ago
00:09:44yes it did you've just been waiting
00:09:47yeah and uh whose fault is it
00:09:50I missed it to you
00:09:52oh crap I blocked him the second I hit send
00:09:55on that smut I was dying of embarrassment
00:09:58I must have missed your message
00:10:00sorry
00:10:01missed my messenger
00:10:04you know I don't think so
00:10:05I think I've been blocked for a month
00:10:09what okay come on what just give it back whatever you hold on you're texting Chad I've been blocked for
00:10:17a month but you're texting Chad at midnight
00:10:19you know Chad's a walking STD he sleeps with everything that moves are you are you into that
00:10:24we're doing a school project together
00:10:25ah a school project
00:10:27yes
00:10:27you know Chad is definitely known for his academic passions
00:10:30well it's the truth
00:10:31so can you just give me my phone back please
00:10:33hold on
00:10:34let me do something really quick
00:10:35what are you doing
00:10:36there you go
00:10:37Chad is deleted
00:10:38what
00:10:39what
00:10:39stop
00:10:40dirty them
00:10:41that's not cool you can't do that
00:10:43that's not fair
00:10:45uh yes it is
00:10:46because listen
00:10:47you're my business now
00:10:49so right now I want you to open your phone
00:10:52I said take your phone out
00:10:56cool
00:10:57and do what
00:10:58now I want you to uh
00:10:59pin my contact to the top
00:11:09keep it cool Allison
00:11:11act like you've been in a car before
00:11:14this is literally my fanfic
00:11:17the car
00:11:17the moonlit night
00:11:19and the brooding quarterback
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:23are you sure you want me to take your chance?
00:11:29this is all I've ever wanted
00:11:32my only
00:11:33my only have ever wanted you
00:11:39yes
00:11:40but
00:11:41harder
00:11:43faster
00:11:43I'm coming
00:11:45are you alright?
00:11:47yes
00:11:47any a little bit of air
00:11:48it's really hot in here
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me
00:11:54but she's
00:11:55too cute
00:11:57no I just
00:12:06oh my god
00:12:07even my stories didn't go that far
00:12:09I mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:12would I even survive that?
00:12:14you have double XL condoms
00:12:15don't you see?
00:12:16I'll touch those
00:12:17do you actually use those?
00:12:20yeah
00:12:20there's no way
00:12:24that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:27what did you like to know?
00:12:32yeah well
00:12:33you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:12:35yeah
00:12:36you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room
00:12:38you kissed me back
00:12:40you basically attacked me
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor
00:12:49pathetic
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back
00:12:53I'm such an idiot
00:12:56forget I said anything
00:12:57you know what
00:12:57why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:59now that you're my responsibility
00:13:01we're gonna sit in some new ground rules
00:13:03excuse me?
00:13:04there's gonna be a 9pm curfew
00:13:07no parties
00:13:08no frat boys
00:13:09me and you're gonna share your live location with me all the time
00:13:11are you insane?
00:13:13who do you think you are?
00:13:14my father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate
00:13:21and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:25so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:29yeah
00:13:30we're roommates
00:13:31and that means we're equals
00:13:33and that means you
00:13:35don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:36so you're forgetting the point where I said
00:13:38that I am your brother's best friend
00:13:40and Ron has already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:43and do whatever I want you to do
00:13:44to make sure that you're safe
00:13:46why don't you consider me
00:13:48your brother of Pearl Max?
00:13:50nope
00:13:51definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:54no
00:13:55Pearl Max
00:13:56not when he looks like that
00:14:00you're a problem to me
00:14:01yeah
00:14:03this whole thing
00:14:05is ridiculous
00:14:07first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:09now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:12and what parties I can go to
00:14:13you don't get to tell me about them
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner
00:14:16you don't control what I do
00:14:18you're pretty
00:14:31freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe
00:14:36fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:38mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:42lingerie?
00:14:44seriously?
00:14:46but if I don't go
00:14:47it'll be social suicide
00:14:48and I'll never make the squad
00:14:49I'm not letting Rita win
00:14:53I'm your roommate
00:14:54and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:55since that's all he wants to be
00:14:57a roommate
00:14:58my brother's best friend
00:15:00screw him
00:15:01I don't take orders from those
00:15:23oh my god
00:15:25did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31look everyone
00:15:32the strippers arrived
00:15:35let's all give little miss hooker
00:15:36a round of applause
00:15:37for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:41thanks
00:15:41at least I don't look so
00:15:43ordinary
00:15:45you spend so much of your life
00:15:47trying to embarrass me
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush
00:15:49Rita
00:15:51now
00:15:52are we gonna have some fun
00:15:54or is everyone just gonna stand around
00:15:56taking pictures of me all night
00:15:59turn the music up
00:16:00let's play a game
00:16:15I dare you
00:16:17to
00:16:18call a guy
00:16:19and get him to come here
00:16:20and make out with you right now
00:16:26shit
00:16:26I don't have any guy friends here
00:16:28Chad is deleted
00:16:30and I can't call Brett
00:16:32what's the matter?
00:16:34no guys want you?
00:16:35tick tock sweetie
00:16:38she's stalling
00:16:39she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:41you can't get a guy?
00:16:42you dress like a hooker
00:16:44you flash your tits
00:16:44and not a single man
00:16:45wants to claim you?
00:16:46just
00:16:47just give me a second
00:16:58hey Allison
00:16:58yeah
00:16:59I
00:17:06that is punishment
00:17:07for wasting your time
00:17:08but you're so thirsty
00:17:10lick it up
00:17:16lick it up
00:17:26Rhett
00:17:28what's up
00:17:29where are you?
00:17:31I'm at club vibe
00:17:32I um
00:17:33I lost a dare
00:17:35yeah
00:17:36what kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me
00:17:41in front of everyone
00:17:43Allison
00:17:43are you asking me to
00:17:44go to a club
00:17:45after I told you
00:17:46that I didn't think
00:17:47it was a good idea
00:17:47for you to go out of time?
00:17:49come on
00:17:49Rhett
00:17:50please
00:17:50this is serious
00:17:51can you just come
00:17:52get me?
00:17:52no Allison
00:17:53you know what
00:17:53you want it to break the rules
00:17:55you enjoy your night
00:17:56Rhett please
00:18:01how dare you even think
00:18:02Rhett
00:18:03he'd rather die
00:18:04than be seen with a slut
00:18:05like you
00:18:06you literally stalked him
00:18:08into the men's showers
00:18:10I'm surprised
00:18:11he hasn't signed
00:18:12a restraining order yet
00:18:18where do you think
00:18:19you're going?
00:18:19grab her
00:18:20nope
00:18:21get off of me
00:18:22you lost the dare
00:18:23you pay the price
00:18:27you need to loosen up
00:18:28you couldn't get
00:18:29Brett's touching
00:18:30that's fine
00:18:30we'll help you
00:18:31lower your standards
00:18:35no
00:18:47what was that?
00:18:50oh
00:18:50Jason here
00:18:51has volunteered
00:18:52to help you finish your dare
00:18:57please
00:18:58come on sweetheart
00:18:59a dare is a dare
00:19:01stop fighting
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor
00:19:05taking that V-card
00:19:07out of your ass
00:19:15please
00:19:16please stop
00:19:17please
00:19:17you're getting this
00:19:18that's what gets used
00:19:21hey asshole
00:19:35don't you ever put your hands
00:19:36on my girl again
00:19:37don't you ever put your hands
00:19:38on my girl again
00:19:46Brett
00:19:49this is a total overreaction
00:19:51Jason and Allie
00:19:52we're just having fun together
00:19:53I mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:55she's practically begging for it
00:20:07you know I better not see any videos of this online
00:20:09or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:12and that goes for everybody
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture
00:20:15of one video
00:20:16does everybody understand that?
00:20:19great
00:20:20we're going to delete them right now
00:20:21we're going to delete them right now
00:20:24yep
00:20:27you okay
00:20:29go on
00:20:29let's go
00:20:38hey hey
00:20:39hey
00:20:39what do you think you're doing
00:20:41huh?
00:20:41you sneaking out
00:20:43going to a place like this
00:20:45what would have happened
00:20:45if I hadn't shown up
00:20:46huh?
00:20:48what did you mean back there?
00:20:53back where?
00:20:55and you told everyone
00:20:58that I'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning
00:21:02I completely lost it
00:21:03when that piece of shit
00:21:04was touching you
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you
00:21:08and that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11yeah
00:21:12I know
00:21:14because I'm just Ron's little sister
00:21:15huh?
00:21:16hey
00:21:16always causing trouble
00:21:17please just put this out
00:21:19happy?
00:21:20yeah
00:21:25well you know what
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea
00:21:27for you to be going anywhere
00:21:28dressed like this
00:21:29like I'm desperate?
00:21:30no that's not true
00:21:31I know
00:21:31okay I'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit
00:21:33you're trying to impress people
00:21:34they don't matter
00:21:35okay
00:21:35these people are not your friends
00:21:37and you're lowering your standards
00:21:38and you don't need to
00:21:39I know
00:21:39obviously I know Rita's not my friend
00:21:41and I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:43and I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:45that's not true
00:21:48fuck Rita
00:21:49fuck everybody
00:21:52I'll send you perfect
00:21:53just the way that you are
00:21:53I don't want to be me
00:21:55okay
00:21:55I want to be liked
00:21:56I want to be wanted
00:21:57and I want someone
00:21:59who will answer when I call them
00:22:01I'll always answer when you come
00:22:03I'll always be there
00:22:04so what does that mean?
00:22:06what does that mean for us?
00:22:08what am I
00:22:10to you Brett?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind
00:22:13I know the rules
00:22:14but
00:22:15look at her
00:22:16all I can think
00:22:18just this once
00:22:20what?
00:22:24say it
00:22:24just say it
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt
00:22:26in all this
00:22:28because I'm just Ron's little sister
00:22:30no
00:22:31it's the only reason you look at me huh?
00:22:33that is not true
00:22:33then tell me
00:22:34that you don't feel anything
00:22:36when you look at me
00:22:37tell me there's nothing happening
00:22:38right now
00:22:39I can't
00:22:41you can't actually do anything
00:22:43about it either
00:22:45so you know what
00:22:46just forget it
00:22:46forget I said anything
00:22:50I'm done begging you
00:22:52I'm done
00:22:53no
00:22:53Allison
00:22:53Allison stop it
00:22:56Allison
00:23:01there is a line
00:23:02that I am trying
00:23:03to not cross
00:23:05why
00:23:06because if I do
00:23:08I won't be able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:21please don't stop
00:23:32please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing
00:23:39running everything
00:23:53yo what's up loser
00:23:59Allie
00:23:59are you with Brett right now
00:24:03I swear to god guys
00:24:05what are you doing right now
00:24:06talk to me
00:24:06I think it's time to run
00:24:11what is he doing
00:24:12is he seriously going to kiss me
00:24:14in front of Ron
00:24:20yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey Ron what's up man
00:24:22what
00:24:23Allie called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:25and I had to sign up
00:24:26to see your face
00:24:27two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have
00:24:29a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or I'm going to come over there
00:24:31and beat your ass
00:24:32it's
00:24:33it was an accident
00:24:34okay we just
00:24:36I butt dialed you
00:24:37we went to the freshman party
00:24:39and
00:24:40and
00:24:40I was leaving
00:24:41and something
00:24:42got in my eye
00:24:43and so Brett
00:24:44was helping me
00:24:45and I was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill
00:24:48really
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry
00:24:54okay my eye is like dying
00:24:58all right
00:24:58Brett if that's true
00:25:00you guys got a ticket or two
00:25:01I don't know
00:25:01like an urgent care
00:25:02right now or something
00:25:03I need you to take care of that
00:25:04I was uh
00:25:05I was going to you right after
00:25:07I got it
00:25:09peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:13oh my god
00:25:13that was really really close
00:25:16hey what's that
00:25:18what's going on
00:25:18we should
00:25:19you forgot something
00:25:20no Ellie
00:25:21it's late
00:25:21come on
00:25:22you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey Allison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing
00:25:37that I need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:47all right ladies
00:25:49physical assessments today
00:25:52Allison
00:25:53you're up first
00:25:54we're going to get to it
00:26:09we're going to get to it
00:26:10we're going to get to it
00:26:12we're going to get to it
00:26:13we're going to get to it
00:26:13we're going to get to it
00:26:13we're going to get to it
00:26:14we're going to get to it
00:26:14we're going to get to it
00:26:14we're going to get to it
00:26:15we're going to get to it
00:26:15we're going to get to it
00:26:15we're going to get to it
00:26:18we're going to get to it
00:26:20we're going to get to it
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hmm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison? Let me help.
00:27:06I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:39Whatever, man. You're a loss.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:50No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You're first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Ricky?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:27Let's go!
00:28:29Let's go!
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions.
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bruh?
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:17You know what I mean?
00:30:34You know what I mean?
00:30:37Why didn't you touch me?
00:30:38Why didn't you talk to me?
00:30:38You okay?
00:30:40Oh my God.
00:30:42She's hot.
00:30:46I am hot, hot, hot.
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52Oh, it's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:03Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:21Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:35for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:37What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48I'll...
00:31:48You're alright.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:07I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:43You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:09Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:12All right.
00:34:12All right.
00:34:12All right.
00:34:14All right.
00:34:14All right.
00:34:14All right.
00:34:14All right.
00:34:15All right.
00:34:15All right.
00:34:15All right.
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks stunning.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:01You know, that's true.
00:35:02That's true.
00:35:02I have.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh.
00:35:47Where's the leg?
00:35:51I'll do.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Shout out loud.
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:29Oh, yeah.
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:40You know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:58Stay with me, man.
00:36:59I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:05If you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20, the 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:44Hey, oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss camp standout.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:14You're unbelievable.
00:40:17I hate you.
00:40:21I hate you.
00:40:34Okay?
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:47Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:50You know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Well, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:31and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Ellie, hey.
00:43:39Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Ellie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, I'm passing it down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Why?
00:43:53I'm naked.
00:43:54Get out.
00:43:57You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry.
00:44:05I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:15You kicked ass,
00:44:16and I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend
00:44:31just suck my sister's face off,
00:44:34traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron,
00:44:39I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of,
00:44:45I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend,
00:44:59and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31The illegal is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:13What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:16No.
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:31So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:39Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is.
00:49:03My guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Pocky game.
00:50:44Check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:11Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:15You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:17I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh, my God.
00:51:35Oh, shit.
00:51:44Ow!
00:51:48Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:51:51It's okay.
00:51:52I got you.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:57Oh, my God.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:11All right.
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:15I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:18Let's get you.
00:52:19Let's get you.
00:52:22Let's get you.
00:52:24Okay?
00:52:26Get out of my way.
00:52:27Move.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:30Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:32All right, here you go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:32Hurry.
00:52:34You know, you could have died at this.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:40close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody that's half a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair.
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:25Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:29You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:38That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:40I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:41I fell in love with you.
00:53:42I'm in love with you.
00:53:43Stop, stop.
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:18Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day, every morning, every night, every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:30It's you that I see every time.
00:55:37Hey.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:05So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine.
00:56:22I think I already am.
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:33He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39how much I love you.
00:56:46I don't know.
00:56:47I think, I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:57I know.
00:57:00But it's just for a little.
00:57:03Until we find the right moment.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:07I don't want to be your way.
00:57:10We'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:37Hi, Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:47Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:03Brett, stop.
00:58:04Don't read my smut.
00:58:06I'm telling you, every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:12Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting.
00:58:17Holy shit.
00:58:19That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now.
00:58:29Palms my center.
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:34Fuck.
00:58:43Oh, my God, someone's coming.
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:46Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:50I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:07Hey.
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick.
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:13You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help.
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:24Shoot.
00:59:26I'm late.
00:59:46Brett.
00:59:47I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15You found my bag.
01:00:15I was looking for that.
01:00:17No problem.
01:00:22Attention all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:30I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise, will be forced
01:00:36to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:39Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:48Excuse me.
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:50It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:52And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:53Look at this.
01:00:54This is perfection.
01:00:55It's every girl's dream.
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:58And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:00I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me.
01:01:06I have nothing to hide.
01:01:11Your turn, Scott.
01:01:13Sure, but I...
01:01:15Rita!
01:01:17Jackpot.
01:01:19Well, well, well.
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:23I knew it.
01:01:24No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:28Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:33Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:36Those aren't mine.
01:01:37Right.
01:01:38A cheater and a liar.
01:01:41Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:43I've never seen those.
01:01:44I don't know what they are.
01:01:45I'm lying.
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:49They're mine.
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:53Did you forget?
01:01:54I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:57Yeah, sorry.
01:01:57I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:59He's right.
01:02:00They're just vitamins.
01:02:01No, they aren't.
01:02:02Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:08I just...
01:02:11They look suspicious.
01:02:12Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:16Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:18That's enough.
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:27What?
01:02:27You can't do that.
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:31Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:32I mean, I know it.
01:02:33Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:38You little bitch.
01:02:39You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita.
01:02:43My decision is final.
01:02:49Listen up.
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:56That's the point.
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:00So tragic.
01:03:01I can't do that.
01:03:02That coach will kill me.
01:03:04Fine.
01:03:04Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:08I know everything, girls.
01:03:10Every dirty little secret.
01:03:11Do exactly as I say or you're gone.
01:03:14You're cool.
01:03:15And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:24Very sweet.
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:31I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:35So I swapped it out.
01:03:37I knew it.
01:03:39I knew she was up to something.
01:03:40You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:43Jesus.
01:03:43Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:45Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:46It was when we were, when we were having phone sex.
01:03:56So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you, do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07No, seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:09I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:11I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:12I'm being serious too.
01:04:13Allison.
01:04:15Perfect.
01:04:15You're so who you are.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:18I'll always be there to catch you when you fall.
01:04:23Always.
01:04:26All right.
01:04:27On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:30Rita, you're up first.
01:04:31Then Allison.
01:04:44Okay, Allison.
01:04:46Hey, great job you guys.
01:04:48You killed it.
01:04:50Okay.
01:05:13Hey, I told you to catch her.
01:05:16Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me.
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:33I could have died.
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:36Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:40Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:45Oh, Brett.
01:05:48My gosh.
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:52All right, everyone.
01:05:53In light of the performances and character,
01:05:56I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:04Wow.
01:06:04Thanks.
01:06:06Congratulations, captain Scott.
01:06:07I'm proud of you.
01:06:09Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game.
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:19Allie.
01:06:20Look, I know.
01:06:21It's not what you wanted.
01:06:22It's okay.
01:06:23Because you did good.
01:06:24That's all that matters.
01:06:25Thanks, bro.
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:27I'll be right back.
01:06:27Ew.
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:30Yo.
01:06:31Allison.
01:06:32She is.
01:06:33Look good, baby.
01:06:35Y'all do private shows.
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:39You're so gross.
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:45What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:47Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:50I'm in your dreams.
01:06:51How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again?
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:00Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:06I mean, that must be how you got out there, considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:11You shameless whore.
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:14I'm one more.
01:07:15I did.
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:19She's a public boss.
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:24Hey, fuckface.
01:07:27You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:34That's enough!
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:38Shadow's gonna hit her.
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now!
01:07:42You!
01:07:43With me!
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:46Let's...
01:07:47We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49All right.
01:07:51You sure you're on me?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brad.
01:07:58You could have broken your hand.
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:02Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:05Shut up.
01:08:12You know, I could kind of get used to this, having, uh, nurse Allison around, take care of me, help
01:08:17me out.
01:08:19Yo, guys, 304.
01:08:20I think it's this one.
01:08:21Let's go see the hero.
01:08:23Oh, shit.
01:08:24No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:25They can't see us like this.
01:08:27I won't let him.
01:08:29Let's tell him.
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:31In front of the entire team.
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:36What do you mind, dear?
01:08:38Let's hide.
01:08:39Yeah.
01:08:40Okay.
01:08:45Brett!
01:08:46Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:49God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:54You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:03You need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:13You gotta be quiet.
01:09:17Let's see what I'm talking about.
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:22Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:36I feel what you did.
01:09:38I feel what you did.
01:09:40It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:44Fine, you know.
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:48We got your food.
01:09:49It's gonna get cold.
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:51I can help you.
01:09:51Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:57Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:58Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:06Allison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean?
01:10:08You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:29You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:41I'm so bad for you.
01:10:43I'm so bad for you.
01:10:46I can't.
01:10:48I can't.
01:10:49I can't.
01:10:50I can't.
01:10:50I can't.
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this.
01:10:54Guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56You know that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:23Suck.
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rudy, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:12Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy at the right way.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:32Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:13:35to take your spells ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38You're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:43not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:51They're vitamins.
01:13:52You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You want to check these out, principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:10and she's been shaming them,
01:14:11degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:13Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:19because she was a threat.
01:14:20She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad,
01:14:24and it's horrible, because Allison,
01:14:26she's a beautiful person,
01:14:28and she would never do anything like this,
01:14:29and she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:34That's not true. He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up! Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!
01:14:47You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:07you're the one crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:15You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26from various female students.
01:15:28As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities.
01:15:31What? No! My father...
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:36but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41Marty's over. Let go.
01:15:42No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you, Ms. Scott,
01:15:49on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:53I would like to apologize to you
01:15:56for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now, you can consider yourself
01:16:00officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:04officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:17So let's cheer on our Wolves!
01:16:21Let's win!
01:16:33But yeah!
01:16:34State University wins it all!
01:16:36Go!
01:16:37Go!
01:16:41Go!
01:16:42Go!
01:16:45Go!
01:16:46Go!
01:16:46Go!
01:16:47Go!
01:16:47Go!
01:16:48Go!
01:16:49Go!
01:16:49Go!
01:16:50Go!
01:16:50Go!
01:16:53Go!
01:16:54Go!
01:16:55Go!
01:16:55Go!
01:17:01Go!
01:17:03Go!
01:17:04Go!
01:17:05Go!
01:17:08the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:13hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did i love you kid scott
01:17:21i love you too quarterback
01:17:37you
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