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04:39Tamam.
04:41Hey, you forgot your oven mittens.
04:43No, you can keep them, they actually don't work.
04:45Oh, that's disgusting.
04:50Good evening, Colonel.
04:52Looking for this?
04:54I found all five.
05:00It appears I missed one.
05:01Why so many guns?
05:03Because I'm an American, that's why.
05:04Who the hell are you supposed to be, buddy?
05:06Alistair McLeod, MI6.
05:08Oh, God.
05:09Gross.
05:10You have a problem with MI6?
05:12Yeah, I do.
05:13The only thing worse than a CIA spy is a British spy.
05:16Oh, is that so?
05:17Yeah.
05:17You guys are all emotionally closed-off eunuchs.
05:20CIA's famous for drugging and bugging, but you guys, you're famous for peeping and creeping.
05:25We prefer peeking and sneaking.
05:27Oh, I'm sure you do, pervs.
05:29I know what you guys do.
05:30You lurk in the shadows.
05:32You stare into bedroom windows while your tiny little clammy British hands are doing God knows what inside those stupid
05:38trench coats.
05:38Yes, your call to Langley kicked over a hornet's nest, old chap.
05:43The CIA agent going AWOL at Stroopstorf begs a lot of questions.
05:47AWOL?
05:47Your agency tasked me as Netherlands Station Chief to find answers.
05:52What did you find, old chap?
05:54I found this at a dead drop beneath a bench on your base an hour ago.
06:01Schematics of the base.
06:02There is a mole right here in the heart of Stroopstorf.
06:05And with your call, we suspect...
06:07Rick Silver.
06:08I knew it.
06:09I knew he was a double agent.
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11I've been waiting for this day.
06:13I'm gonna get my seventh gun.
06:14Not so fast.
06:16We need proof.
06:17So, we stand outside his window every night for six months of peeping.
06:23I mean, peaking.
06:24Six months?
06:25They could be married in six months, or worse, calling each other partners.
06:29That's the only faster way is to act like the cowboys of the CIA.
06:33And, as you say, with their drugging and bugging.
06:35Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. MI6.
06:36That's what we're doing.
06:39Colonel, thank you for this late night scotch invite.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Mmm.
06:44I thought it was a good time for a little sit down.
06:46Yeah, man.
06:47It's nice to be a welcomed guest, especially since last time I was drugged and bugged.
06:53And this time, I put truth serum in your scotch.
06:56Again?
06:57Yep.
06:57When are you gonna realize that we're on the same side?
06:59We're not really on the same side, Rick.
07:02As a matter of fact, unfortunately, I'm on his side.
07:06Who?
07:06Yeah.
07:09MI6?
07:10Oh, you know him?
07:10He's a posh, impotent peeper.
07:13You've seen one, you've seen them all.
07:15Mr. Silver, I am here on behalf of your agency.
07:18Calmly answer my questions, and you may walk free.
07:22How do we know if it's working?
07:23Our scientists have engineered a gastrointestinal starting pistol.
07:28Oh, I'm so sorry.
07:30That was me.
07:31That was not the chair.
07:32That was definitely me.
07:35Oh, snap.
07:36You got me on that pure, uncut English truth serum, huh?
07:39How much did you give him?
07:40One?
07:40No, one bottle.
07:41I wanted to make sure it worked.
07:42I saw a dead alien.
07:44In a freezer?
07:45I poked its toe.
07:46At least, I think it was its toe.
07:48But the guys I was with laughed, so it might have been something else.
07:54Hey, uh, have you seen Rick?
07:57He texted me to meet me in the teen center.
07:58P.S. I'm evil.
08:00It was me.
08:00That makes sense.
08:01Okay.
08:01Listen, time to face some hard truths about this guy.
08:04He's a mole, and he's spying on our base.
08:06And what proof do you have?
08:08I have a full confession.
08:10Hmm.
08:12Baby, baby, baby!
08:14Oh, your dad dosed me with truth serum.
08:18You need a hobby!
08:24Mr. Silver, are you the spy in Spooksdorf?
08:29No.
08:29What?
08:30So you didn't put the folder in the dead drop?
08:32No, I did not.
08:33The CIA informed us you were able.
08:35Yeah, they put me on travel restriction for causing a scene at the airport.
08:39I don't want to take off my flip-flops going through TSA.
08:41It is a thong sandal.
08:43Like, check it with your eyes, bro.
08:45Point is, you didn't lie on the polygraph like my dad claims.
08:49Um, actually, your dad was right.
08:52Aha!
08:52See?
08:53What did I say?
08:54Let's go.
08:54About what?
08:55Spill.
08:56Come on.
08:57I don't really, really, really like you.
09:04I love you.
09:06Oh, my God!
09:08Really?
09:09I can't lie.
09:11Oh.
09:12You gotta be kidding me.
09:14Colonel, British dude with no sack,
09:16thank you both for giving me the push that I needed
09:18to finally open up my heart to you.
09:22Hey.
09:23Yeah?
09:24Put the wrong order.
09:25I do have a sack.
09:27Oh, well.
09:27We were wondering.
09:29Hey.
09:30We're in a tight spot, old Joe.
09:31You think?
09:32Now she's in love with Brick Silver more than she's ever been before,
09:34and we have no mole, and we have no suspects.
09:36Yes, and because of your American yippee-ki-yay,
09:38we're now up the river Thames without a sculling oar.
09:41Oh, so it's my fault?
09:42You know what?
09:42Just give me all the truth serum you have.
09:44I'll take care of it.
09:53What are you doing, Papadakis?
09:55Great.
09:56You're awake.
09:57I could really use some company, man.
09:58I am not used to sleeping alone.
10:00Yeah, neither am I.
10:02Awesome.
10:04Divorce, huh?
10:07Yikes.
10:12How are you holding up?
10:13It's hard.
10:15You know, but marriage was hard, too.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Maybe you just haven't met the right person yet.
10:22Or maybe I have, and the timing will never be right.
10:25Maybe I'm meant to yearn for someone who I know is the answer to my loneliness.
10:31What?
10:32Nothing.
10:32So, your ex-wife, does she ever walk around naked?
10:37Yeah, sometimes.
10:38That is so sick.
10:43Wow.
10:44So, when you live together, you can have sex whenever you want, right?
10:50Yeah, you can, but you don't.
10:53What?
10:54Well, you're lying in bed together at night during the sex hours, but you're not having sex.
11:04What do you do?
11:07We look at our phones, mostly.
11:09You just look at your phones.
11:12Yeah.
11:14You look at your phones?
11:17What do you mean, you look at your phones?
11:21Oh, my God.
11:26How'd you narrow it down?
11:28After spending all night reviewing security footage, I've identified three suspects.
11:31How do you know that they're going to show up here?
11:33I promised them free pizza.
11:34What have they already eaten?
11:36It's free pizza.
11:37Ah!
11:38Here come our suspects.
11:39Peacock.
11:41Nameless.
11:43And the stranger.
11:46Now the best bit.
11:47We watch.
11:49Pizza party!
11:50Pizza party!
11:52The sergeant isn't the suspect.
11:53I know, but I invited her because she knows who my daughter's crushes.
11:56So I figured.
11:56We give her the pizza, she tells us who the crush is.
11:59We invite that guy down.
12:00Bye-bye, Rick Silver.
12:01Do you think this is a game?
12:02Three people on serum is a risk.
12:04Any additions increases the danger exponentially.
12:06And now four.
12:07Well, six, actually.
12:08Hey, let's go!
12:09Thanks for the invite, Sergeant.
12:10Look at them.
12:11They're like stray dogs with bones.
12:14Pizza!
12:15Pizza!
12:16Pizza!
12:17Pizza!
12:17He's got a whole pizza to himself.
12:18Pizza!
12:19Pizza!
12:20Pizza!
12:21Dear God in heaven.
12:22This many people on serum in one place at one time creates what we at MI6 call a truce
12:28orgy.
12:28It's extremely destructive.
12:30We're reasonably sure it's what caused Brexit.
12:32Listen, it's going to be fine.
12:34Wait, save me some.
12:35Oh, no, it's not going to be fine at all.
12:37Well, there's actually not a lot.
12:39I just farted y'all.
12:43Why did I say that?
12:44Lock the doors.
12:45No one must escape.
12:46The truth orgy has begun.
12:51All right.
12:52We're all locked in.
12:53Ladies and gentlemen, as you have no doubt noticed, you are farting.
12:58And you're telling others that you're farting.
13:01I'm not.
13:03Never mind, I am.
13:04You've all been drugged with the most potent truth serum known to man.
13:08Soon you will feel compelled to divulge your deepest secrets and your darkest desires.
13:13I invited private someone, Yarn and Gideon, to find out which one of them is the mole.
13:18Someone else has ensnared the other four in this trap.
13:21So I would urge the rest of you not to move or to speak,
13:25for this will turn into an absolute bloody frenzy.
13:37No.
13:38No.
13:39You dosed us.
13:40And why?
13:41What kind of sick mind games are you playing?
13:43This should be my last straw.
13:45But it's not because my childhood trauma leaves me desperate for your approval all the time.
13:50Stupid truth serum.
13:51Okay, let me explain.
13:53I didn't mean to dose everybody.
13:54I was trying to just dose Conway.
13:56What?
13:57That was the original idea.
13:58Because I know that she knows who your secret crush was.
14:01So I wanted to get that information out of her, invite the guy down, and then he could tell Rick
14:05Silver to kiss off.
14:06So, Conway, do you want to share your little secret with us?
14:14I had sex near Yarn.
14:17What?
14:17Ew.
14:18Wait, near?
14:19Did you mean with?
14:20No, no, no.
14:21I had sex with Yarn's polycule while he was playing classical piano nearby.
14:25Honestly, it was really hot.
14:28Oh, God.
14:28Group sax is a beautiful song.
14:31Hmm.
14:31And I am merely a humble composer.
14:33But some people go as far as calling me the Mozart of humping in a yurt, you know?
14:38Doesn't this feel liberating, just telling everyone your unhinged truth?
14:42You?
14:42I don't really get why we have to wash our underwear.
14:45Nobody's smelling this stuff.
14:47That makes sense.
14:48All my hairs below my waist are transplants.
14:51Wait, you got a crotch weave?
14:52Major Shah?
14:53Uh-huh.
14:53Gideon and I were not fighting with actually being getting along really well.
14:58Yeah.
14:59We push our bets together into a California king.
15:01Sometimes I pretend to fall into the crack and we laugh and laugh.
15:04Help me out.
15:05Help me out.
15:06I'm stuck in the crack.
15:07Get me out of here.
15:08Shut up, Gideon.
15:09Shah, the reason I lied the other night was because I saw you sneaking into the laundry room
15:13to sleep with your little blankie and your pillow.
15:16And that was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
15:19And I grew up in Cedar Rapids.
15:21I've become Cedar Rapids sad.
15:22But hey, as a friend, you have got to tell this secret woman that you're yearning for how you feel.
15:28Who's the secret woman that you're yearning for?
15:33We're all wondering.
15:37Maggie?
15:38You up?
15:39Oh, this moron.
15:40Maggie, I got your SOS text.
15:41Here to extract you.
15:43No, Rick.
15:43Come on, let's go.
15:44No, you should go.
15:44We're doing a thing.
15:45It's called a...
15:46Truth Orgy.
15:47I know.
15:48Yeah, I helped play on the one that caused Brexit.
15:49What?
15:50Why?
15:52I know, dude.
15:53I'm sorry, man.
15:54At a certain point, dismantling governments just becomes a habit, you know?
15:57My bad, dude.
15:58But I can hang.
15:58I'm still riding that full bottle from last night.
16:00You know what, Rick?
16:01I'm happy you're here.
16:02Because we already know how you feel about Maggie.
16:04And now I would like to hear how Maggie feels about you in return.
16:08Uh-huh.
16:08That's a great idea.
16:09Yeah.
16:11Maggie?
16:12I like you.
16:15Not love?
16:16Just really, really, really like?
16:17That's cool.
16:18No realies.
16:19Not a single really.
16:20No.
16:21I see absolutely no future with you.
16:22And I've been lying to myself so that I could use you for sex without feeling guilty,
16:25but I judge you for having no morality whatsoever.
16:27What?
16:28Yeah!
16:29Suck it, Silver.
16:30You're done, baby.
16:31You're toast.
16:32You're cooked.
16:32It's over.
16:34Maybe.
16:35I can see that you're too damaged to share your life with another person.
16:38Oh, no.
16:39I know that's not true.
16:40Because I would do it in a heartbeat with Abe.
16:43With what?
16:45Shaw?
16:45You're Mr. Platonic?
16:48Um...
16:48I didn't want you to find out this way, but I'm feeling kind of glad that I'm saying
16:51it, because now I'll know whether or not I've imagined the whole thing.
16:54It's not in your imagination.
16:58I love you.
16:59Yeah?
17:00Yeah.
17:02Whoa!
17:02Oh!
17:03Yes!
17:04What?!
17:06You know, I also love Maggie.
17:08I love Maggie, too.
17:09Yeah, I love Maggie.
17:10We all love Maggie.
17:11She's a very lovely...
17:12Alright, alright, enough with the loving Maggie.
17:14You know, can we go talk in the meeting room?
17:15Oh, away from my dad and everyone I've ever met?
17:17Yeah, absolutely.
17:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:19I'd rather they stay.
17:20I did not pick up on that.
17:22Who would even choose him over me?
17:24I can do this!
17:27Yah!
17:28Whoa!
17:29Ah!
17:30Pops!
17:31Go, go, no!
17:32Pops!
17:33I can't believe that just happened.
17:35I've been wanting to say that for so long, so long, and obviously couldn't.
17:38And to see the look on your face, like, was...
17:44That's no longer the look on your face.
17:47Uh, do you want to make out?
17:49We should probably make out.
17:51Maggie.
17:52That's not a good start.
17:53I'm not even divorced yet.
17:55Why?
17:55But that's just a formality.
17:56We're not allowed to date in our chain of command.
17:58And we will keep it a secret.
18:00It's illegal.
18:01By army law, not God's law.
18:03God's law?
18:03Yeah.
18:04Maggie, what...
18:04Maggie, how many nights have we spent talking about your hopes, your dreams, your career aspirations?
18:09Yes, and we talked for so long because we couldn't make out.
18:12Yes.
18:14Maggie, this...
18:16This could jeopardize everything.
18:18This is a good thing.
18:19Don't you want all that?
18:20Yes, I do.
18:21I want those things, and I want this, too.
18:25Maggie, I could never forgive myself if I was any part of you not getting what you want.
18:35Well, the truth is overrated.
18:38Huh.
18:40Uh...
18:42All right, guys, this is it.
18:44The mole hunt is over.
18:45Which one of you is the spy?
18:50Let's go.
18:56Come on.
18:57I know somebody in this room put the folder under the bench.
19:00Oh, I did that.
19:01But only because you ordered me to.
19:03No, I didn't.
19:03What are you talking about?
19:04Yeah.
19:05Look, you sent me an email telling me to collect all the blueprints and leave them there.
19:11You thought my email was thecolonelq at hotmail.com.
19:15I thought you'd use hotmail because of how you're old.
19:18So we don't have a spy problem, we have an idiot problem.
19:21You know, I feel like if I eat one more slice, I could talk to God.
19:26This pizza is taking me on a spiritual journey, everyone.
19:33You guys, let's keep this truth orgy going all night.
19:36I know all your social security numbers.
19:38But don't worry, I only use them when I need stuff.
19:41I have a pacemaker.
19:43Like not in my body, I just like have one.
19:45Top drawer of my dresser, my room.
19:47I'm circumcised and it's my biggest shame.
19:50Not a day goes by that I don't mourn my foreskin.
19:53Brother, you are whole without that foreskin.
19:56I'm 118th Argentinian.
19:59I didn't want you guys to treat me differently if you found out I wasn't a purebred Greek man.
20:02Did you think that made us like you?
20:04I have a tattoo of a giant tombstone on my back that says RIP good girl.
20:09No one's ever seen it.
20:11They can if they want to.
20:13I'm in love with a chatbot named Rosalia.
20:15She told me to stop talking to her.
20:17I've been having sex with Rosalia.
20:20I've always been madly sexually attracted to Mrs. Doubtfire.
20:24She's got great cans.
20:25And mind you, not Robin Williams and not Mrs. Doubtfire, but Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire.
20:31I breastfed until I was 10.
20:33I tried again at 13.
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