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00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:17This is me.
00:00:20My house is really ruining my house for a reason.
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still run this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:08Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:18You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually... I came here for someone very special.
00:01:45Oh.
00:01:47I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:50Um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:58Absolutely.
00:01:58Yeah.
00:02:00Actually, I want to...
00:02:01Come on, come.
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:05So let's give them one.
00:02:08He came back.
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:20Jessica!
00:02:21What the hell?!
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Hey, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright.
00:02:27Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia. Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:39What did you want to tell me?
00:02:41Say, give me everything.
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more frown lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to 2006.
00:03:27When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:32Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser.
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52A nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:56But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list, item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35She would never worry anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:49Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:51And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops.
00:05:09Oh, what can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That's acid.
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Ah!
00:05:33Ah!
00:05:34Ah!
00:05:34Ah!
00:05:34Ah!
00:05:34Ah!
00:05:35Ah!
00:05:36Ah!
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:37These are so fun in MySpace.
00:05:40Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:44Ah!
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes' attention.
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:17Don't, don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss st-st-stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:34I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:09Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:11Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry.
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's doing it?
00:07:47I'm cheering!
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen!
00:07:52Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:59And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:38Mia Mamacita Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:10More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03ConCon!
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:07We have to do this.
00:10:09Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:24Even our parents want us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:28May the best girl win.
00:10:30Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:44We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:47The answers are...
00:10:48A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:59Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:06You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:11Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nina.
00:11:32Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:44It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Hm?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11Chalamet who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia,
00:12:37there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:46Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:55Oh, fuck.
00:12:56No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01She...
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful
00:13:09and smart
00:13:11and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:27Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:07Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor,
00:14:58and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them, or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my lead.
00:16:00High school bucket list I never sent.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:32Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:35Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The whole town wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Goddard!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Mia!
00:17:03Your prince is waiting.
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there!
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:13Go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:14You stopped him!
00:17:15Bye!
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:21About that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:29Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:31Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:28So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:49Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad.
00:18:59You will wish you were dead.
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch straights again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:59Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:02Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Hey, Mia.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Maybe.
00:20:20Hold on.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean...
00:20:26This year's Bake Off, HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Mia, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hawk.
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:57Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:35The Bake Off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And then we'll have to make this with some teeth.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53On your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:03That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:30Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40Oh.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist.
00:22:54Always.
00:22:55Has a plan.
00:22:59And time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:03Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Food fight!
00:25:10Popular kids versus...
00:25:11No, stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:16Stop!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it.
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying.
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:06I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's going to fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:37How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43And $36.
00:26:44You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:55Oh, fuck.
00:26:56What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Ugh.
00:26:59Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's it on again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:35Oh.
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis, what is it?
00:29:12Get up, I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Picep, racchii, pectoralis major, rectus abdominis, gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no, you forgot about that, but that's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Nia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:02You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:33High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezooseous.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my god.
00:30:51Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You, that's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You, that, uh, bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:09Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:15I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:19Connor.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor.
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32My dad's my dad.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34No.
00:32:34No.
00:32:35Oh my god.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:38Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:06Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:32Thanks.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend for Mia's prom queen
00:35:47campaign.
00:35:48So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go, we'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:15Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:25Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:30So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Hey, enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:46Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:37Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:49But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Aw, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You mind if I borrow this?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party did you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:52I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:56You know...
00:39:57For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke.
00:40:02When I saw you guys walking away.
00:40:04Together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So...
00:40:15Who is?
00:40:18You're...
00:40:26not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:46You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:50I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:03You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She wore it like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09Or if not, I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah, I mean our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22It's going way of the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:19Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:34Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:38I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, Con Con.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And...
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:29I like this.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great payload that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:39She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:43:51Yeah.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:05Um...
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know...
00:44:24A year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But...
00:44:28Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:31Who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:37Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:55Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:06Is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato thing.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:24That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know what?
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:45:52Tall Runner Leahy
00:45:54You know...
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia!
00:46:15Whoo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:16It doesn't suck.
00:46:18having my 18 year old body back wow look at you pretending to be hot and popular fyi you will
00:46:26never be like us you will never live like us no i want to live better how about a game
00:46:33of truth
00:46:33or dare i dare you all to strip something off high school bucket list item number 13. find someone
00:46:45who's just as crazy as you who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it
00:46:53and i bet i can do it even better
00:47:06fine let those nautilus have a dumb ass party bye jess
00:47:14oh even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:23you
00:47:44oh my wrist i think i sprained it hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches you can't quit on me right
00:48:02now yeah
00:48:03not before i not before i tell you that i
00:48:09yeah i've always
00:48:12mia hey hey hey mia are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:19what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying to recycle
00:48:27how would i know her giant head would get in the way i didn't see that coming
00:48:39okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up vote me up vote
00:48:46me up
00:48:46i got you i got you come on let's go
00:48:59thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:16what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't
00:49:38make promises you can't keep you know the girl i actually do like
00:49:44she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest i'll be in the guest room connor
00:49:54okay can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me god no i don't i like to sing when i'm busy or bored so it's never around
00:51:03anyone
00:51:04which is good i'm not just anyone
00:51:12what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me rap amia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31i've never met anyone like you
00:51:35i'm not yet anyway
00:51:41so eight ball girl what's future me like don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not don't even look i know you're not you're you're actually super successful
00:51:58really smart
00:52:01kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:12no wonder i was in love
00:52:21oh hold up who did you say you're in love with no one
00:52:25i meant that i was in love with being from the future because now i know all the things
00:52:36it's awesome yeah
00:52:39so so who do i get married to
00:52:43jessica alba so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know i can actually uh read the future also really you know what i see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals i'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:13i'm sure he will come to other games he's busy he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:25connor your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:31okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:51sure but
00:53:54i also just wanted to do something nice because
00:53:58in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what'll happen then
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh you're too late butterface the class loved my gifts so much i already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now me no i'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:54:43but i'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:51besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course of course i do well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people
00:55:02but hey money talks right even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:19look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars thank you i got them gucci earrings
00:55:34at least my gifts mean something um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't because you're a nobody mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again relax jack bauer brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and i love all my subjects even you look
00:56:16omg you're twin
00:56:26omg marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body i mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40i don't want anything from you not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:52no matter what i do this always gets your way prom queen connor what am i even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing maybe you should ask principal davis though he might be down
00:57:08hey mia wait hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:13they're special not because they're expensive or fancy but because they're from you no no i know
00:57:19they're stupid and she she won this one so let's just go just trust me
00:57:26they're gonna love them hey you guys nina has gifts for all of you and you're gonna love them
00:57:59so
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:10remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31Stop. I got one for you too.
00:59:39You trash, these are primes.
00:59:42Stop!
00:59:42Okay!
00:59:43Okay! All right, fine! Get your secret!
00:59:46Freeze!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find-
01:00:20Magic eight ball.
01:00:21You remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:44Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you won over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals game.
01:01:30Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:46I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:04I knew he wouldn't make it in here.
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:21You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:29It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:17We're all waiting!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:41This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last night.
01:04:56The twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched,
01:05:13were so gallantly streaming.
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our flag was still
01:05:35there.
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:06:00the brave.
01:06:01Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
01:06:05Oh!
01:06:10No!
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia!
01:06:17This is gonna be your new prom queen!
01:06:21Ah, see?
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you want to win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing. That I, um...
01:06:50I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:16Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:08:07Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:08:12And ten seconds left.
01:08:13Home team is down two points.
01:08:16And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:35And there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions 49-48.
01:08:44And they win the game!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth-beater isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:47No, no.
01:09:47He won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait.
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:10:39It's really just, you know, it's too many people.
01:10:43And it's an awesome thing.
01:10:49It's really don't forget what it is.
01:10:49It's really worth it.
01:10:49It's really worth it.
01:10:51It's really worth it.
01:10:53Yeah, it's worth it.
01:10:55I've been waiting for a man to destroy all of the man's sleep.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't. I have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the gym?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04That's stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you?
01:12:54Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes.
01:13:15You said.
01:13:21I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given her.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't, because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend,
01:14:01so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:18Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:22Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:29You're not.
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future,
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:44Okay, look, it'll be the future's scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:54And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00Yeah, but this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me start?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth,
01:15:14that is Jess.
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll look.
01:16:04Welcome, students,
01:16:06to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote
01:16:17for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:42Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance
01:16:54to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before,
01:17:38but open it.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning
01:17:52to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05other than winning.
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:18That's right.
01:18:20Principal Davis,
01:18:21there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know,
01:18:28but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone,
01:18:54it is time to count the votes
01:18:56for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists
01:19:02to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins,
01:19:05Jessica Hart.
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:09And as expected,
01:19:10give it up for your Prom King
01:19:12basketball all-star,
01:19:15Connor Oliver.
01:19:17Woo!
01:19:21Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:23Woo!
01:19:24Woo!
01:19:24Woo!
01:19:26Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:29Connor?
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes,
01:19:38let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:43Ha ha ha ha.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough. I wasn't pretty enough. I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:30The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:00I'm here.
01:21:02And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:13Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Hey, shh. It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment. You earned it.
01:21:27I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King. It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 90210.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no.
01:22:28Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:35Okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see. Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:58They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Were you?
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:33Agh!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a...
01:23:59A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing, Mia.
01:24:18Help me.
01:24:19You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:42Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:49Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:51Here.
01:25:05Mia.
01:25:06Hey.
01:25:07Mia.
01:25:08What?
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:13What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:34Hmm?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know.
01:25:39She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a lot, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes.
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things, you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:25I'm so excited.
01:27:30I was like, I'm so excited.
01:27:30I'm so excited.
01:27:31I'm so excited.
01:27:32And no one
01:27:34makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one
01:27:39sets my body on fire.
01:27:43No one
01:27:45gives me shiver like you.
01:27:49Oh, no, no, no, leave me here
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