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00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:17This is me.
00:00:20My house is really ruining my house for a reason.
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still run this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:08Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:18You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually... I came here for someone very special.
00:01:45Oh.
00:01:47I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:50Um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:58Absolutely.
00:01:58Yeah.
00:02:00Actually, I want to...
00:02:01Come on, come.
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:05So let's give them one.
00:02:08I can't do that.
00:02:10I can't do that.
00:02:13I can't do that.
00:02:20You're gonna get back.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Hey.
00:02:25It's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright.
00:02:27Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:31Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want.
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more frown lines.
00:02:59I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to 2006.
00:03:23Dicks?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:32Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser, loser, loser, loser.
00:03:45Loser, loser, loser.
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52A nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list, item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35She would never worry anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:08Oops.
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That's acid.
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:30Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
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00:05:44Ah!
00:05:46Ah!
00:05:51Ah!
00:05:51Ah!
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:54...look...
00:05:55...look...
00:05:57...like you're in trouble.
00:05:59Ah!
00:06:00Ah!
00:06:01Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:03or should i high school bucket list item number two be the kind of girl who gets your crushes
00:06:09attention con con please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal don't
00:06:18don't call me that or what little miss stutter this time no more shrinking you do that again
00:06:26i'll stop helping you pass 12th grade hmm what will principal davis think if he knew i took your
00:06:32sat's i don't know what you're talking about you're cheating your way into college and if
00:06:38you keep pushing me i'll ensure you don't get in shame what happened to your shirt imagine what i
00:06:45could do to your face let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00yeah put the bottle down
00:07:06high school bucket list item number three teach your least favorite teacher a lesson sorry miss thompson
00:07:12freak science accident brain chemistry
00:07:17god damn yeah wasn't expecting that little fight looks good on you use your words don't get lost in
00:07:26that smile just say something no it's probably the stupidest thing i've ever done no you look good
00:07:34kicking ass i like this new you i like the new me too goodbye shy girl hello high school 2
00:07:42.0
00:07:44you think you're hot just because everybody's cheering what's next mia running for prom queen
00:07:52stop stop you know what maybe i will literally no one knows you and you want to run against me
00:08:01anyone can wear a crown not people like you need a reminder nikki sharpie now
00:08:13if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen i will not make your life a living hell feel
00:08:22everyone i'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27high school bucket list item number four be brave even when it scares you i'm officially
00:08:33running against jessica for prom queen
00:08:38mea mamacita watkins did i just hear you make the greatest announcement ever
00:08:43chris and k were my only real friends we lost touch after high school i am not losing them again
00:08:49i did i'm so glad you guys are here i just miss you so much and i love you come
00:08:56here
00:08:58it's been like 10 minutes but we love you too and since we love you let's get you right
00:09:09great more maggots have arrived besides the mia honestly who else is going to vote for you
00:09:16the misfits the outcasts anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23to the queen let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27shut it wannabe lance
00:09:29choke and die slutty spears
00:09:32well since we're doing this raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41okay and uh raise your hand if you want to vote for mia
00:09:52connor what the hell did you just give her was that your number
00:09:56my vote
00:10:01please may i not be hallucinating
00:10:03con con you already got the vote for prom king this year we have to do this together everyone
00:10:10thinks we're fairfield high's brangelina except for me i don't want to date you jessica
00:10:18everyone wants to date me i'm head cheerleader you're the basketball captain even our parents
00:10:24want us together it's destiny may the best girl win
00:10:30oh mr oliver fail again you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:37understood
00:10:39got it
00:10:42where do you think you're going we have a pop quiz on
00:10:45theory of relativity the answers are a c c b i'll come back for my a later
00:10:54you're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56high school bucket list item number five ditch class like a badass check it
00:11:01if i'm wrong i'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06you wasted
00:11:11told you see you later misty
00:11:20hey i just wanted to thank you for
00:11:22oh
00:11:26oh um
00:11:32i'm sorry i didn't mean to um i'll get off you now
00:11:38uh you good yeah oh sorry your necklace oh no don't worry about it it's been in my family for
00:11:45years it's like indestructible oh it's pretty thanks um my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52she's nuts
00:11:55you know i i want to publish it up and give it to a girl i like wow jess is
00:11:59really lucky to have
00:12:00someone so thoughtful jess
00:12:03why would i give it to jess well because you two are a thing you're like the the school's uh
00:12:09kylie and
00:12:10chalamet hello who uh nothing no it's just you two were like junior junior prom king and queen last
00:12:16year so i thought she doesn't deserve to be prom queen you do i see her constantly bullying everybody
00:12:23and she gets rewarded for it that's why you won my vote
00:12:28i thought you liked her wow
00:12:33to be honest with you mia
00:12:37there's only one girl that i've ever really liked and it's not jess
00:12:43then who
00:12:45yeah the girl that i've always really liked
00:12:50is
00:12:52oh my god mia are you okay
00:12:55oh no yeah i'm fine i'm great what were you saying about the who you like
00:12:58oh she's out of my league
00:13:04yeah the girl that i've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and smart
00:13:11and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me you're not dumb connor
00:13:18she's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22well i've actually got a plan to win her over so
00:13:27cool um but i'm not going to ask her out until i get my grades up
00:13:31high school bucket list item number six pretend you're not heartbroken that your crush likes someone
00:13:37else what did you have in mind well if you could help me ace's test i will help you win
00:13:43the crown
00:13:45make you prom queen
00:13:49what do you think
00:13:58everyone vote me for senior prom queen keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06vote for jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism dr jessica
00:14:13if i don't take her on now we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22oh perfect just the people i wanted to see you are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28everyone i would like to announce the first prom election challenge oh man here goes nothing
00:14:38connor will join too since um everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:42what's this challenge a chemistry test well great chemistry is my favorite subject sexual chemistry
00:14:52sexual what the rules are simple mia and i will test our chemistry with connor and
00:14:59you will vote for who brings the fire you down yeah you don't have to do this if you don't
00:15:08want to
00:15:16boo no more applause jess already has the clap bite me knee pads your little friend lost connor's mine okay
00:15:24this is the reunion all over again i'm not letting her win this time what the hell was that me
00:15:30winning can't wait to have you back king concon and i are a tough act to follow but uh
00:15:36show us fast freak are you sure you want to do this did your man shut the up chris you
00:15:44don't have to
00:15:45put on a show for them or anybody you bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50but the most
00:15:51action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother oops was that a secret i'm not doing this for them
00:15:56it's for me just follow my lead high school bucket list item number set make the first move no you
00:16:05follow my
00:16:15lead so you guys who did it better
00:16:36oh damn yeah we definitely have to do that again how dare you make out with that scum sucking social
00:16:44climate science fair slut i will destroy her life and i will win prom queen not if i can help
00:16:51it
00:16:51the hotel one says together don't you want to leave high school a legend
00:17:02mia your prince is waiting has fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be
00:17:08stop drooling go over there or you can use your mouth another creative way go go go go you just
00:17:14yeah we really need to talk about that kiss
00:17:25where did you learn how to do that college science majors are slunnier than you think uh you hook up
00:17:31with
00:17:31college guys no but i will one day my magic eight ball said so so you can predict the future
00:17:41actually i'm from the future right it's my secret superpower so oh well i hope that there's another
00:17:48round for us in our future somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss
00:17:58people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well let's
00:18:05just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might be
00:18:12my
00:18:12forever crush but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors say fine yeah look
00:18:21for your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off
00:18:28so we could team up
00:18:33wait do you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:38you can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:41you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:50wait wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58you would wish you were dead still want to do this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:12ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go what are you talking about you don't look
00:19:25the party at me. Let us
00:19:27help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her big goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53Never gonna have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points
00:19:56and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:02Because I'm gonna turn you into a sexy, nerdy
00:20:04baking queen.
00:20:09Let me know.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, concom?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you
00:20:22your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean,
00:20:26this year's fake-off,
00:20:27H-B-I-C,
00:20:29Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying,
00:20:41you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list,
00:20:43item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:49Go.
00:20:50Stop putting on a show.
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me.
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:57Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:11Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants,
00:21:18we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea
00:21:22what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make
00:21:24liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:29What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins
00:21:36now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll smug this in.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then
00:21:52this.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick,
00:22:12Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:30Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:40If you do that again,
00:22:41Miss Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica
00:22:46do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist
00:22:54always has a plan.
00:22:58And
00:23:00time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward
00:23:06their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica,
00:23:09you're up.
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:11of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year.
00:23:18It's so crazy.
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple,
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:49And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's
00:23:54senior bake-off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's
00:24:04senior bake-off is...
00:24:11Mia Watkins.
00:24:15the 2006 golden bake-off trophy
00:24:17belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy
00:24:41are mine!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list,
00:24:57item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus...
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:19Stop it!
00:25:20Stop it!
00:25:21Stop it!
00:25:21Stop it!
00:25:21Stop it!
00:25:22Stop it!
00:25:22Stop it!
00:25:24Stop it!
00:25:25Stop it!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong,
00:26:02and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:06I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's going to fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything,
00:26:34feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:37How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43And $36...
00:26:44No, be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take it though.
00:26:48Why don't you, um, help me clean up here,
00:26:51my star students.
00:26:55What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me,
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:35Oh, like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Hi, hi, hi.
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm gonna show you and then I'm gonna quiz you.
00:29:15Oh!
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33I said.
00:29:35I said.
00:29:36I said.
00:29:41I said.
00:29:41I said.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that but that's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Nia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:02You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple. If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:33High school bucket list, item number 10. Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No? Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezoise. Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:51Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You, that's cheating. Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You?
00:31:41No.
00:31:42Batgirl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's where.
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey Dad, this is Mia. She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh? Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test. So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:38Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:06Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32Yes.
00:34:33Everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:25Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No, no.
00:36:47I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:30So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Hey, enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:46Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:20Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon.
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:15We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:22Aw, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want to trip to the ER?
00:39:28You mind if I borrow this?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47What better party did you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So...
00:40:15Who is?
00:40:18You are...
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's a baby.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:46You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:03You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She wore it like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:10I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Uh...
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:48Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:34Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, Con Con.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And...
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:42:59I'm here.
00:43:00I'm here.
00:43:01I'm here.
00:43:17I'm here.
00:43:21I'm here.
00:43:30I'm here.
00:43:34I'm here.
00:43:36I'm here.
00:43:38I'm here.
00:43:39moments into a little pink book I like your big tails and everybody had
00:43:50breezes Mia this shit doesn't matter
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me yeah that's kind of the whole point do you really
00:44:08want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in sync posters see page seven
00:44:14as long as it's not you I'm good are you blind she's been fugly since birth and now
00:44:21everybody knows it you know a year ago this book would have destroyed me but
00:44:27now I know everything in here made me who I am today so go ahead read away I have
00:44:38nothing to hide I'm like you if you keep messing with me I'll just expose you for
00:44:42all the horrible things you've done you have nothing on me poser what about what
00:44:48you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip
00:44:52what I nobody knows about that you just wait till Facebook Facebook what okay
00:44:59English much you know this little tough girl act is cute and all but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today what are you hiding back there Mia your couch potato yeah show
00:45:21us your stressed out pain pain that is way too far Jessica my mom gave her that dress
00:45:28and it looks tragic honestly I was helping hey you're beautiful Mia and you know it it's okay I'm not
00:45:36embarrassed
00:45:41Jessica you think being prom queen is all about looks okay high school bucket list item number 12
00:46:12holy shit yeah
00:46:15yeah okay yeah doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back
00:46:20wow look at you pretending to be hot and popular FYI you will never be like us you will never
00:46:28live like us
00:46:29no I want to live better how about a game of truth or dare I dare you all to strip
00:46:37something off
00:46:41high school bucket list item number 13 find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:49who cares if they stripped anyone can do that I can do it and I bet I can do it
00:46:54even better
00:47:05fine let those mouthfeelers have a dumbass party bye Jess
00:47:15oh even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:44oh my wrist I think I sprained it
00:47:48hey hey hey hey Mia hey she's not waking up she needs help someone at least get me some ice
00:47:57now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:01you can't quit on me right now yeah not before I not before I tell you that I
00:48:09yeah I've always
00:48:11Mia hey hey hey hey Mia you okay
00:48:15yeah yeah
00:48:17yeah
00:48:19what happened
00:48:20Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:23okay I was trying to recycle
00:48:27how would I know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:32I didn't see that coming
00:48:36hey hey hey hey hey
00:48:39okay
00:48:39hey party's over
00:48:40everyone out
00:48:42you heard him
00:48:43go get out
00:48:44remember vote Mia
00:48:45vote Mia
00:48:45vote Mia
00:48:47I got you
00:48:48come on
00:48:49let's go
00:48:56okay
00:48:59thank you
00:49:00thank you
00:49:01for saving my life
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay
00:49:04for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:16what's wrong
00:49:17Jess never
00:49:18gets better
00:49:20better at what
00:49:22her bullying just gets worse
00:49:24and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30I would never date Jessica
00:49:32Connor
00:49:33seriously
00:49:34stop
00:49:36don't
00:49:37make
00:49:38promises you can't keep
00:49:40you know the girl I actually do like
00:49:44she
00:49:45I know
00:49:45she's a genius
00:49:47you're getting your grades up for her
00:49:48it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest
00:49:51I'll be in the guest room
00:49:54Connor
00:49:55can you stay with me
00:50:04okay
00:50:05okay
00:50:06okay
00:50:10okay
00:50:10okay
00:50:15you're the genius dummy
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you
00:50:39I'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:51you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:56god
00:50:58no I don't
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored
00:51:02so it's never around anyone
00:51:04which is good
00:51:05but
00:51:06but
00:51:06I'm not just anyone
00:51:12what is all this?
00:51:13well
00:51:15you know the tradition
00:51:17senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me rap?
00:51:24you know
00:51:25this is amazing
00:51:26no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never
00:51:33met anyone like you
00:51:35not yet anyway
00:51:41so
00:51:41eight ball girl
00:51:44what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:54You're actually super successful.
00:51:58You're really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08I'm sure.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:45So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:52You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:13I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:54But I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:17The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:43Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Um, look.
00:56:17OMG, you're twin!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new, limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:09Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18I know, they're stupid.
00:57:21And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're going to love them.
00:57:33Shh.
00:57:49She's got s'mores.
00:57:52She's got s'mores.
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:10remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:07But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years, you're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:16And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:39You're trash, you're two times.
00:59:41Boo!
00:59:42Fuck!
00:59:43Okay!
00:59:44All right, fine, you're saving us!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:54Hey um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20Magic eight ball, you remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:44Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you won over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals game.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:21You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:29It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia! We're all waiting!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:27All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:34Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:08The ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming.
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that
01:05:33our flag was still there.
01:05:37O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:06:00the brave.
01:06:15Give it up for Mia. This is going to be your new prom queen.
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah. Plus, I like kissing you. What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing. That I, um, just that I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad. What is he doing here? He never comes to my games. What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia. This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:16Hey, look at me. I already know what happens. Remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer. It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone. The big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:11And ten seconds left. The whole team is done.
01:08:14Down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores! The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:19I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you've got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:26Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth-beater isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:42We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:47No, no, you won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:25Holy circuits.
01:10:32I won!
01:10:35Oh, you didn't.
01:10:41I did a dash for my two.
01:10:43Yay!
01:10:44I'm την absolute�!
01:11:14Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:21Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:49And what about...
01:11:53Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:47Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:06Okay.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes.
01:13:16You said.
01:13:21I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given her.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:22Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:25or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not.
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:31and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future,
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:44Okay, look, it'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Lance does come out.
01:14:54And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00Yeah, but this dance could change my whole life.
01:15:03Actually, so will you help me start?
01:15:08No.
01:15:10Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth,
01:15:14that is Jess.
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:20Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll look.
01:16:04Welcome, students,
01:16:06to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote
01:16:17for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:45Come on, come on.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance
01:16:54to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before,
01:17:38but open it.
01:17:49Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05other than winning.
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:18That's right.
01:18:20Principal Davis,
01:18:21there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know,
01:18:28but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone,
01:18:54it is time to count the votes
01:18:56for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists
01:19:02to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins,
01:19:05Jessica Hart.
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:09And as expected,
01:19:10give it up for your Prom King
01:19:12basketball all-star,
01:19:15Connor Oliver.
01:19:17Woo!
01:19:21Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:22Woo!
01:19:23Woo!
01:19:24Woo!
01:19:24Woo!
01:19:26Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:29Woo!
01:19:31Woo!
01:19:33Woo!
01:19:34Woo!
01:19:34Woo!
01:19:35While I finish counting the votes,
01:19:37let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:43Woo!
01:19:44Woo!
01:19:45Woo!
01:19:46I would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:19:49who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough. I wasn't pretty enough. I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:30The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Hey, shh. It's okay. This is your moment. You earned it.
01:21:27I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King. It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set-up!
01:22:25Mia, is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won. Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see. Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me?
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Were you?
01:23:13High School Bucket List, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No! No, it was Mia!
01:23:57She... she knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:05No!
01:24:07Oh!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia, help me.
01:24:19You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:22You suck!
01:24:26You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:30I got you!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Chloe, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47A little time traveling nerd.
01:24:51Right here.
01:25:04Yeah.
01:25:06Hey.
01:25:06Mia.
01:25:08What?
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:13What happened?
01:25:22You tricked and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:34Hmm?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins.
01:26:04Since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, classes-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:28to taking on the whole world, I...
01:26:31I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a walk, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things...
01:27:14You never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:18I was like...
01:27:25Time for a good hand.
01:27:26This is over.
01:27:29This is over.
01:27:30We're all in the next World Warp.
01:27:30This is over.
01:27:31This is over.
01:27:32This is over.
01:27:34This is over.
01:27:38This is over.
01:27:41on fire. No one gives me shivers like you. Oh, no one does it, baby.
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