00:00Previously, Unheated Rattler.
00:01Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
01:00Hollander, see you next season
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07:34You were hard weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass!
07:41You missed me!
07:42I fucking didn't!
07:44And I still beat your ass!
07:46No, barely!
07:53Oh, nice place!
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago,
07:59but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place,
08:06but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:22I'm still one.
09:25I mean, still one.
09:33Don't worry.
09:33Maybe it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Staying right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:38He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:44Staying right here.
10:53Staying right here.
10:55Oh, this shit knows me.
10:59Is he okay?
11:03Is he okay?
11:03That's how the hell is going.
11:12Gordon, are you all okay?
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28You still can't watch me, it's alright.
11:52Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold her.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I wish I would know, okay?
12:55Oh, you killed me, Wunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom's starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Go fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian Mets hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:03and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:12Je t'ai boule dans ma vie.
15:19Piedre qui roule de la cigare à la fourmi.
15:27Le cœur encore endormi.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:07Yeah, good ball.
17:10Yeah, good ball.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fucking hell, you did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22What the fuck?
18:24No, I'm not here.
18:38I'm not here.
18:41the minister still wants to meet you today evening, no matter what.
18:48It's a honor to me.
18:50You have to be a honor to be a honor. After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latwia.
18:59Latwia.
19:01And he is still a piece. How did you do this before?
19:05It's not sad?
19:06It's not sad, father.
19:07But it's not so bad. They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame. It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in the childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is injured. The team is not playing.
19:26What is it? What is it for American absurd?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:33You, captain, you always want to find someone who's guilty from the childhood.
19:42Who is it for you?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:52You, captain, you've got to go.
19:59You, captain?
20:02You're welcome.
20:06You're welcome.
20:07You're welcome.
20:09You're welcome.
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet with the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:32I got it.
20:35You can't.
20:35There's an election.
20:38It is a problem.
20:42If I don't think of the rest, it is too bad.
20:44If I leave him, he doesn't have to relax.
20:46The president of America is on the road.
20:49We are very good.
20:51We are very good.
20:52It is a problem with leadership.
20:56It is always a problem with leadership.
20:59Let it go.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel. You talk too much, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to the bar, but I need one more cup.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the very childhood.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28I'd have to remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I'm interested in something.
21:52There's Niki.
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I'd like to say thank you, but I know that you're not watching any other games.
22:10For those who've been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey, you've got to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him for me.
22:19When I'm sure it's worth it, I blame him for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame for these crazy games, when you have a real chance for the championship this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral will not go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think the team is affected.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04And you're a really good game.
23:07You're a very good game you need a big team.
23:09You're not good at best.
23:11You'll be very lucky.
23:13This one is good.
23:13And you can win whoever that's in the West.
23:16You can win whoever else.
23:18In Chicago, not before that.
23:21In the Finale, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're nice, but they're too young.
23:28So they win a Cup.
23:29In this year, I helped him with one month.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:40You should look perfect for tomorrow.
23:41You should look perfect for tomorrow.
23:44But you need to agree with us.
23:48See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sash?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Men.
24:15It's just a nice place.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:25Right?
24:32Okay.
24:33I'll watch all wild.
24:37That doesn't care.
24:40what you better see?
24:43Soon.
24:44In the future.
24:49You're going to sleep.
24:53You're feeling nervous.
24:56You're going to keep going.
24:58You're going halfway다.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was earlier. If you remember, don't change me.
25:21We're the children, Sasha.
25:25Yes, that's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:54Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:04I'm glad to see you.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have gum, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish Inbred.
26:50Fuck you, Jay.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game, so the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11What?
28:13This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah?
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock-sucking Russia.
28:49That is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots it ends.
29:03And obviously the final match.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:31I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34Kurdi...
30:52There's nothing on the way.
30:53There's nothing on the way.
30:54You're in trouble.
30:56Do some English that have been outside for us.
31:02There's nothing in a way.
31:14well
31:18what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text for me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:29for some clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:37well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick please
32:44no
32:49what no
32:53we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:10maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:31ah so being boring is is genetic
33:34wow
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
33:47fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck
34:12good luck coming
34:25So if you're going to be in one of the groupers, they're going to be on the line.
34:29How many of these positions are going to be in the right direction?
34:32Are you going to line up?
34:34Especially since you're in the last game.
34:36I'll draw the line.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:20Good.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch you.
36:44I've never.
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no, no.
36:52No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55No.
37:00I don't know.
37:25I've never done that.
37:25I'll be the best.
37:25But I am.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:03are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:09i need
38:12what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
38:47what you know
38:52what you know
38:54what you know
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:08It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:11But...
40:12I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00So, I am afraid.
41:22So, I had to sleep.
41:23It was a big one.
41:24I didn't know.
41:24I didn't know.
41:25They did.
41:25I knew.
41:26I was up.
41:29You're up.
41:30I'm up.
41:30I was up.
41:30Let's go.
42:03Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:01Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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