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00:00:25Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that?
00:00:30please oh please don't be such a child do you still have the wand of light
00:00:45see the all-powerful magic heirloom still safe and sound no you should be more careful
00:00:51the wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires yeah and if it falls into
00:00:58the wrong hands it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world but a marriage to another
00:01:05noble witch family would only strengthen your power yeah less than evil Svensson right
00:01:12the Svensons are our worst enemies Leona do you know how much our family has suffered over the
00:01:18centuries because of them I know sorry you are the guardian of the wand of light Leona and you
00:01:27can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family come home
00:01:34with a husband next week or I will pick one for you what mom no please don't Leona Sherwood you
00:01:41are
00:01:42getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not mom understand
00:01:49don't worry mom I'm the responsible daughter remember
00:02:01okay Leona Sherwood this is your last weekend of freedom
00:02:09for two more nights
00:02:10you guys fuck my responsibility I'm gonna have some fun
00:02:27thank you that would be 25 dollars
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house right right it's on the house
00:02:57there you are little Miss Sherwood
00:03:06where the hell are you I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man
00:03:09hey don't you get smart with me you little
00:03:11shit remember your mission seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious
00:03:18family will be there to pay off our debts you mean your debts
00:03:22quiet it's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir you are an embarrassment to the
00:03:28Spence in name now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you I am going to sell
00:03:34your
00:03:35little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife
00:03:39dad secret is just a kid when I want your opinion I will ask for it until then you shut
00:03:45up and do
00:03:46as I say do you understand yeah I understand good and you keep practicing you sound god-awful
00:03:57it's the heartless fucking bastard
00:04:13it's two of us
00:04:15you're saying you don't remember me
00:04:17who remembers shipping in his dumb teens anyways
00:04:20no way
00:04:21totally
00:04:22I love that show
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2am
00:04:26this is one of my favorites
00:04:27it definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves
00:04:29but I think it's one of the best ones
00:04:31really
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy
00:04:38looks can be deceiving
00:04:44the wand of light
00:04:46so it does exist
00:04:48maybe I'm just jaded
00:04:50it's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life
00:04:53why not we're witches monsters and magic exist in our world
00:04:58why can't true love
00:05:01I am lily by the way
00:05:04lily collins
00:05:08eric phillips
00:05:09nice to meet you lily collins
00:05:12damn he's hot
00:05:13and I'm in vegas
00:05:15I deserve a little fun
00:05:16well eric phillips
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight
00:05:21maybe I'll see you there
00:05:22maybe
00:05:26I'll be in the poker room tonight
00:05:42okay Svinson
00:05:44don't fuck this up
00:05:45don't fuck this up
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svinson
00:06:01excuse me
00:06:01you ghost me for three months after sleeping with me
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else
00:06:09don't gaslight me Svinson
00:06:11I know exactly who you are
00:06:26you know who she is
00:06:28I think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:35thank you
00:06:43you nervous
00:06:44not at all
00:06:47you can always fold you know
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53not a chance
00:06:55I'm here to win
00:06:57you sure
00:06:58seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:07:01oh
00:07:02I am
00:07:04very focused
00:07:07are you guys done making good eyes at each other or what
00:07:12you're full of
00:07:13you're full of shit Phillips
00:07:13I call
00:07:15yeah there is no way that you have this
00:07:18but don't worry
00:07:20I'll let you go another round
00:07:22once I beat you
00:07:23actually
00:07:24I think I'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:29Eric
00:07:50I've wanted to do that
00:07:51since I saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:53Eric
00:07:54everyone can see
00:07:56do you want me to stop
00:08:12let's see
00:08:13let him watch
00:08:16give him a show
00:08:28wait please don't stop
00:08:31use your words
00:08:33tell me what you want
00:08:34I want your tongue inside me
00:08:37please
00:08:38that's a good girl
00:08:41oh
00:08:45Eric
00:08:49wait
00:08:49wait
00:08:50wait
00:08:50I think I'm gonna
00:08:53was that some kind of vision
00:08:58no
00:08:59that was from him
00:09:08lucky son of a
00:09:10bitch
00:09:10beginner lux
00:09:12let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14no can do
00:09:16I have a date with a
00:09:18very pretty lady
00:09:24why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present
00:09:28Eric
00:09:29Phillips
00:09:31it is
00:09:31it is Vegas
00:09:33isn't that part of the fun
00:09:46what do I have the feeling that you're not going to do it again next time
00:09:47it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:49to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:52hmm
00:09:53it's very distracting
00:09:57well you know it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00to send me that little vision during our game
00:10:03I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:13Eric there are people
00:10:15and if you're quiet
00:10:17they won't see you
00:10:21I should stop
00:10:22this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24you knew you were right before
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am
00:10:28and who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:32but I am
00:10:33look I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36for once in my life I
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything
00:10:42just live in the moment
00:10:44and I think you
00:10:47can help me do that
00:10:55remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see you
00:10:59the real you
00:11:02but then you'll know who I am
00:11:04I already know who you are
00:11:07the real you
00:11:09wants to let go
00:11:15no one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18he really wants me
00:11:20the real me
00:11:21fuck
00:11:23you are gorgeous
00:11:27i want you eric
00:11:30i need you
00:11:35spread your legs for me
00:11:41keep your eyes open
00:11:44i want you to watch yourself
00:11:46come
00:11:47come all over my fingers
00:11:53keep your eyes open
00:11:59i thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02they can if you stay quiet
00:12:04keep your eyes open
00:12:05or i'll stop
00:12:10that's a good girl
00:12:12that's a good girl
00:12:13went down in my head
00:12:18oh my god they hurt me
00:12:21i can't
00:12:23just relax
00:12:24i can't eric
00:12:41i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:53i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:57go
00:12:58fire
00:12:59one
00:13:00four
00:13:02four
00:13:04three
00:13:07four
00:13:08four
00:13:10four
00:13:11four
00:13:12four
00:13:13five
00:13:26four
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22Follow the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I do. I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:41So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Your lips say one thing.
00:15:20But your body says something else.
00:15:24Oh.
00:15:30Oh.
00:15:33Oh.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:38I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand-fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a homie matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just...
00:16:59I've never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand-fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:19Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:25He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh...
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on.
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:17Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand-fasted under a full moon, then the hand-fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:27Set secret and eye free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:21Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand-fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm.
00:20:39That's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:56No, it's complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:02Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:16I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:42He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did.
00:22:10But that was before we did all...
00:22:11You lied before, before you decided to mess with me.
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever.
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:33The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:39Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by, then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:27It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce fall.
00:23:52I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:57There's nothing but a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12And yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:04Payday. Someone sent you. Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:32You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand.
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:26:08Get off me! She had the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand.
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're
00:26:46more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52You should be thanking me. I did just save your house.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09God, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I just, I need it, okay? It's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance. I can get the wand back,
00:28:08take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:20But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:31No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:40And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Uh, fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want. Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:12Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though. We'll have, like, three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32And a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:42If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:41Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No, I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13To make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:32:38more than you already have,
00:32:40then you do not even want to imagine
00:32:41the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:12Good night to you two.
00:33:28In Vegas,
00:33:30you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:36Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:47No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:04It's been so great.
00:34:08The time it is on the middle of the next year.
00:34:09The next week,
00:34:09It's a great day.
00:34:10A good day.
00:34:17The next week,
00:34:18It's been a dream.
00:34:26I'm a dream of a dream.
00:34:28I had a dream of a dream.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Cross my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin
00:35:47aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time
00:35:54to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:24Okay.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And come for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:42Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look
00:37:03to know what you were doing
00:37:04while thinking about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word
00:37:12and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:16Are you thinking about that time
00:37:18in Vegas
00:37:21where I ate you out
00:37:22in the shower
00:37:23and you came so hard
00:37:25you almost crushed my skull
00:37:26between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think
00:37:33about them at all.
00:37:59I don't think about them at all.
00:38:00You weren't the one for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember
00:38:14that once convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time
00:38:16I think about how badly
00:38:17I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right,
00:38:22you're the one that suggested
00:38:23that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew
00:38:26about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility
00:38:30might not be a big deal
00:38:31in your family,
00:38:32but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about
00:38:36what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules
00:38:40because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't,
00:38:43I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think
00:38:47that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas
00:38:50and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson
00:38:57too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer,
00:38:59I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think
00:39:22you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married,
00:39:24you think you have
00:39:24to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:31Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car
00:39:36or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play done with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch
00:39:42you married
00:39:43forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't
00:39:47find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job
00:39:49of hiding it.
00:39:50I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son
00:39:53after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed
00:39:57to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58so you could pay off
00:39:58your debts.
00:39:59What does she have
00:39:59to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot
00:40:02like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have
00:40:04all the leverage
00:40:05I need over
00:40:06the Sherwood family
00:40:07when I tell them
00:40:08their pretty little heir
00:40:09is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:11And then
00:40:12it'll be our family
00:40:13that gets to call the shots
00:40:15in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want
00:40:17to use her
00:40:18like you use mom
00:40:19like you're using
00:40:20your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:24Bring the girl
00:40:24and the wand to me
00:40:25or you
00:40:26will be stripped
00:40:27of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister,
00:40:31she'll be the one
00:40:31paying the price
00:40:32for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45I don't think the trail
00:40:45should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like
00:40:49some coffee,
00:40:49Ms. Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:51Wait, how did you know
00:40:52my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said
00:40:59that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:01You think that dusty old map
00:41:03could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore.
00:41:15It's not.
00:41:15And sadly,
00:41:16my employers
00:41:17need your powers too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:28Oh, no!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:45Eric!
00:41:46Eric!
00:41:48Eric, the wand!
00:41:52Eric!
00:41:53My magic!
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:41:59You're okay.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:03You're okay.
00:42:04You're okay.
00:42:05The map said that the wand
00:42:06was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want
00:42:08with my powers?
00:42:10Thief must have found
00:42:10some way to bypass
00:42:11the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay load for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:18I can't breathe.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey.
00:42:30Hey.
00:42:30Hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:35You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was
00:42:39going to kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not going to let
00:42:42that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me,
00:43:03you wouldn't let me
00:43:04touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand,
00:43:12and we do the door spell,
00:43:14now we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want,
00:43:22Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget
00:43:24how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget
00:43:27I'm the only person
00:43:28in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait.
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong
00:43:52between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:57That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens
00:44:02after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell,
00:44:05and we never see
00:44:07each other again.
00:44:18We do the divorce spell,
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries,
00:44:42cinnamon,
00:44:44old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:50It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That spell.
00:44:55A nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this
00:44:59for couples.
00:45:02You mean or cheese?
00:45:05These satyrs are the horniest bastards
00:45:07in their own world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear,
00:45:11doubt, shame,
00:45:13grits of your deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of
00:45:18judgment or
00:45:21consequences.
00:45:28Eurik, don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Eurik, don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:49Eurik, don't.
00:45:51The spell
00:45:53doesn't create desire.
00:45:55It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:06You can say goodbye
00:46:09and go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:35It's not the spell.
00:46:37In here, the outside world
00:46:38doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with
00:46:57to the most respected family
00:46:59of the whole rich world.
00:47:01You definitely shouldn't
00:47:03sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:04to mind.
00:47:07You're with the ear
00:47:08to the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:31Tonight.
00:47:32But not quite.
00:47:34Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:47:41Your wife.
00:47:44Oh.
00:47:46Oh.
00:47:49Oh.
00:47:50Oh.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:53Oh.
00:47:54Oh.
00:48:01this doesn't change anything i know we can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we
00:48:08are on the outside sure i'll go back to being my bad self and you can go back to pretending
00:48:14to be
00:48:14a good little witch excuse me don't deny lily share what's vincent i know what kind of dork
00:48:23naughty thoughts you have i don't it's okay to be bad you don't have to pretend
00:48:34i don't huh
00:48:39you know just because i have half my magic doesn't mean i can't play with you for tonight
00:48:55no you're gonna sit there like a good little witch
00:49:06and i'm gonna do whatever i want to you
00:49:18i don't remember packing that lingerie close your eyes
00:49:25eric you're so good for being such a bad boy i'm being properly motivated
00:49:36not to move see how long it takes you to break for you i could stay here forever pretty to
00:49:44think so
00:49:45why don't we test that little theory huh we're playing a dangerous game all you have to do
00:49:54is admit that i win i'll let you fuck me i'll even let you come wherever you want
00:50:12i'll even let you come in here god come on i know you wanna just admit that i'm right
00:50:27fine fine you win oh what was that you hurt me
00:50:34oh
00:50:43so what's my prize
00:50:48i could torture you like you did me
00:50:53but i want to be inside you i want to feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:59take me to bed husband
00:51:04call me that again
00:51:20tell me a story
00:51:24like the ones you did in vegas
00:51:27i've got a story about my pet goat gilmore and how he got stuck on a magic carpet
00:51:34or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only redimates
00:51:40i already know about your family
00:51:47i want to know about you
00:51:50what's it like to be a svensson heir you want the insider info
00:51:56you tell me yours i'll tell you mine
00:51:58you're gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed sherwood
00:52:07is that what you think being a sherwood is like
00:52:11is that what you think being a sherwood is like all fun and rainbows
00:52:16yeah everybody loves your family
00:52:17that's not true eric there are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared
00:52:24my mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades
00:52:28and next year i will be the head witch in charge
00:52:32everyone's counting on me to do the right thing
00:52:33like eat your fruits and veggies
00:52:35like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me
00:52:41like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the
00:52:48very start before i was even born i'm always doing the right thing for the family i was never allowed
00:52:53to even think of doing the wrong thing i couldn't be tired i couldn't be scared i couldn't be angry
00:53:00one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for
00:53:04if this whole world fades to black it's because i messed up it's because i didn't do a good job
00:53:13i don't think i've ever said that out loud before i'm glad you did
00:53:19your turn
00:53:21growing up as vincent was a little different the old man likes to say i was the first of his
00:53:30disappointments i guess it's good at least i was first at something i didn't care about disappointing
00:53:37him i just wanted to get away from him i had all planned out when i turned 16 i'd leave
00:53:45change my
00:53:45name and the svensson bloodline would die with me my mom died when secret was born
00:53:53my dad used her against me every day since
00:54:03i'm so sorry eric i you shouldn't have asked
00:54:09it's okay svencons have always lived in the sherwood shadows we are the shadows
00:54:18all you do is shine
00:54:30he always asks me what i want
00:54:34what do you want eric
00:54:39you'd hate me if i told you i mean more than you already do
00:54:46i don't hate you i never did
00:55:24i don't know
00:55:25eric something's wrong dad's got visitors a bunch of old guys i don't know who they are
00:55:31he made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll it's like freaking me out
00:55:42eric are you safe
00:55:49eric are you safe now all those weird old men left last night and and i hexed my door so
00:55:57no one
00:55:57could get in don't let anyone in if dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird
00:56:01old men just
00:56:02i know i'll just do what he says i always do
00:56:08i'm so sick of this e what if he actually does make me marry one of those guys i'm never
00:56:13gonna let
00:56:13that happen all right look i'm close to getting the wand of light the wand of light like the one
00:56:22from the
00:56:23fairy tales you can't tell dad secret when i get the wand be ready for my call i have a
00:56:30plan
00:56:31i barely know basic spells i don't know you can i know you can when the time is right you'll
00:56:40be ready
00:56:47call and in
00:57:07Filling up Bessie, meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:36Aww, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the wand back-
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:06This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:38That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:43Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48All right.
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:54I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power.
00:59:37And me and Sieg, we just get to scratch.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from my brain.
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was gonna tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was gonna tell you the truth.
01:00:01And then I was just gonna ask if I could use the wand.
01:00:04Just once.
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you wanted.
01:00:08Get a divorce.
01:00:10Leave you alone.
01:00:11Forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:17Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:23Maybe.
01:00:23It's a nice idea.
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:37Maybe we could have worked.
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:11Pull over.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:49End of the line, witches!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:10No!
01:02:11I cannot do it!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:35You sit the shadow, please?
01:02:37Of course I sit her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:56But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:29Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:03:53Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey!
01:04:56I've got you!
01:04:57You didn't run!
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no!
01:05:11Stay with me!
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no!
01:05:17Stay with me!
01:05:18Oh, my God!
01:05:20I can't save you!
01:05:21I don't have my powers!
01:05:23I need you to run!
01:05:25You could've saved yourself!
01:05:29I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33You...
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:51You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:57You...
01:05:59I don't wanna be free.
01:06:03I don't wanna be free.
01:06:05I wanna be with you.
01:06:07Luke.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know...
01:06:16Those days in Vegas...
01:06:20Were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:38No!
01:06:39No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:11No!
01:07:16No!
01:07:18No!
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23No!
01:07:25No!
01:07:28No!
01:07:29No!
01:07:32No!
01:07:33No!
01:07:33No!
01:07:37You absolute moron
01:07:42You absolute moron
01:07:44Be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:49You're alive
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed
01:07:54You asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:57Something cool
01:07:59The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that
01:08:04The wands user granted its deepest desire
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:13You
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something
01:08:25But I was bleeding out
01:08:29Maybe you could
01:08:30Say it again
01:08:35Maybe you could
01:08:36Say it again
01:08:39I love you
01:08:40Eric Spenson
01:08:43That's my girl
01:08:50Let's go
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah
01:09:25Ah
01:09:27There you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait
01:09:38You're supposed to be dead
01:09:40Wow
01:09:41You weren't kidding
01:09:42He really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier around this whole house
01:09:47It's impossible
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man
01:09:55Secret
01:09:56You ungrateful brat
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this
01:10:00Really, dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man
01:10:16Your magic's gone
01:10:17Forever
01:10:47Eric
01:10:49You will both pay for this
01:10:53You will both pay for this
01:10:55Yeah, yeah
01:10:55Talk soon, pops
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:10:59I said get back here
01:11:01Get back here
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little
01:11:21So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:27Yeah
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first
01:11:32That sounds ominous
01:11:35Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:41Are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah
01:11:47I think I am Eric Spencer
01:11:50Well, we better hurry
01:11:51If we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53And make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:00But
01:12:01If we're gonna get hand fast married again
01:12:03No more secrets this time
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband
01:12:13There is
01:12:13One thing
01:12:16You might want to buckle up
01:12:18We're about to go super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:12:26Didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well
01:12:29Soon to be again wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:34Will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell
01:12:38Or because it's your duty
01:12:41But because you want to
01:12:46Yes, I will
01:12:56Really?
01:12:58Hell yeah
01:12:59Oh yeah
01:13:01Oh yeah
01:13:07Oh yeah
01:13:10The way I like
01:13:10The, the thing like
01:13:10How am I
01:13:10For things like
01:13:10If you have youector
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