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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:49Yes, please.
01:51Yes.
01:57It's a close one.
01:59It's a close one.
02:00General, this changes every day.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:49It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can't make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:11Hey, what the...
03:20I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:24I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:33Laugh it up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:43Let's reset.
03:44Laugh it up.
03:50Let's go.
04:07Let's go.
04:08Let's go.
04:09Let's go.
04:11Let's go.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31A naked kiss.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:36Now move.
04:39Richie, please don't make me hurt you.
04:43You hurt me.
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:52I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:58Sincerely sorry.
05:01You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please, move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This is his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:26And mind.
05:29Hmm?
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration
05:38and a scientific discovery for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie.
05:51Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:02I would rather die a six inch death
06:06than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:15You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:21The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:26The curve to infinity.
06:33You do reset.
06:35You do rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:39What's the map?
06:39What is it that you don't see?
06:53What...
06:56Don't...
06:59You...
07:00See?
07:07You made me.
07:09Oh, my God.
07:16I'm excited.
07:20He looked red.
07:21I mean.
07:22You...
07:22You look?
07:24You look, me you look back on it.
07:31And you wake up.
07:52Oh, my God.
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch!
08:26Fuck!
08:27You made a fucking canoe!
08:31I'm bigger than you!
08:33I will crush you!
08:35I will win!
08:42Oh, come on!
08:45Oh, my God!
08:51Help me!
08:53Lindy!
08:56Lindy!
08:58If you're hurt, answer me!
09:00We can call a timeout!
09:04I don't know what to do!
09:06I don't know what to do!
09:07I don't know what to do!
09:08Oh!
09:09I'm coming, Lindy!
09:11I'm coming!
09:12I'm coming!
09:13And I'm trusting!
09:15Oh, this is the timeout, Lindy!
09:18We're three, right?
09:19Oh, oh, oh!
09:21I'm here now!
09:23Ow!
09:24Ow!
09:25Ow!
09:26Ow!
09:28My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree!
09:34You're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:38You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good!
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in!
09:46So there was a timeout!
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:55Dumb luck!
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach!
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10Who's this saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something.
10:27And finished it.
10:28And won!
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad?
10:32I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:39Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:44Ow!
10:46You!
10:53All right already!
11:03What?
11:04What?
11:05What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time's it?
11:13Presentation time.
11:14You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey!
11:17Down here!
11:18Hey!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny!
11:20Down here!
11:21Hey!
11:21Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes.
11:29I'll be right behind you.
11:35Up!
11:42Up!
11:42Up!
11:49Up!
11:51Up!
11:52Up!
11:53Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, Tiny Mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah, I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:14Uh, okay, let me think.
12:18Um, well...
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing. I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:28But...
12:29older, tiny me...
12:33might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:39And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:51Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:03Hey, so, you know, um...
13:04I was thinking...
13:05You get to hold this my-husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which...
13:16That's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently...
13:29Don't have a choice.
13:30So I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:18Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patients.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific.
14:37And driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this, yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:00No.
15:01This is the hate part, but like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Is this gonna be a problem?
15:40The first thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45Dad's name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now what if we could take, say, an ear of corn, and shrink it to a fraction of the original
16:11size?
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:13I can assure you, he'll be here.
16:16A hundred.
16:17A thousand.
16:18Ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know, I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes.
16:39Practically, yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungry.
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:01Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:15I, I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:18You out, the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:28Um, it's time.
17:32Less.
17:34You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me.
17:52Judging me.
17:53Like smug dicks.
17:56But you will never judge me as harsh as I judge myself.
18:02I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:20And I can figure that out here.
18:25Or somewhere else.
18:28Honestly.
18:31I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
19:02No.
19:23You.
19:24it is work hard work evidently it's frustration it's passion it's misery and joy and it's fear
19:37you can spend years lost wandering among the trees wishing hoping maybe even praying which
19:44goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will
19:49finally see the forest well today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a
20:18plus one-half plus plus p hat squared over two m plus two over m omega squared uh x squared
20:34which
20:40which
21:00it's upside down
21:05it's inverted
21:09janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared x squared over two
21:17bombs invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared x squared over two
21:31carl implement
21:35m omega squared over two
21:35m
21:35m
21:35m
21:36m
21:36m
21:36m
21:37m
21:45m
21:45m
22:04Let's make history
22:39Gentle people
22:40Three minutes
22:42Until the curve reaches limitless stabilization
22:46Translation
22:48Ta-da
22:55Okay
22:59Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures
23:05Okay
23:07It is time you knew the truth
23:09About Dr. Les Littlejohn
23:32I did it
23:33I did it
23:36I did it
23:38I did it
23:40We made history
23:43Limitless stabilization
23:45Yes
23:46Translation
23:48Hilton, the corn
23:50Let me
23:50Let me
24:01Delicious
24:03Sweet
24:04And crisp
24:06Mwah
24:07You did it
24:08You knew
24:12Oh, oh dear
24:15Oh, oh god
24:19Are you okay?
24:21Ow
24:21Les
24:22Oh, whoa, whoa
24:25Give me some space
24:26Les, Les
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give me some space, give me some space
24:30Ta-da
24:34I got you
24:36Finally
24:37I got you
24:38Fuck yeah
24:39You did
24:39Awesome, Les
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:48Thank you
24:49Thank you, man
24:55Let's talk numbers
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers
25:10Oh, no, you didn't
25:14Okay
25:17I fucking hate tape measures
25:20It is time you knew the truth
25:22About Dr. Les Littlejohn
25:25All right, Mills
25:26You want to know more about Les's secret project?
25:30Here I am, eh?
25:34Les
25:34Oh, oh
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn
25:39Somebody emailed something
25:40Something not good
25:42To a journalist
25:43And that something is going to destroy me
25:45Just when I'm
25:45Nils
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes, how did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before
25:50Yes, well, imagine what he could do
25:52If he had something on me
25:53Something big
25:54Small
25:54But very big
25:55What do I do?
25:57You're set
26:00Relax
26:01Relax
26:02Today
26:03Is your day
26:05No
26:06It's our day
26:09We did it
26:12Partners
26:15Don't worry about Nils
26:16Vivian's taken care of it
26:19Nils has retired
26:21Permanently
26:22Nils
26:24This is not a problem
26:27It's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this
26:38Now
26:39Tell Vivian
26:44Fine
26:46Doesn't matter who
26:48Sometimes
26:50When someone threatens
26:52The most important thing in the world to you
26:54You have no choice
26:57But to eliminate them
26:59Because the someone who would do something like that
27:03Is never going to stop
27:07You are going to have to stop
27:09You are going to have to stop them
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No
27:15Yes
27:16No
27:16A little
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No
27:22Yes
27:23No
27:24A little
27:25No
27:25I'm only suggesting
27:26Get creative
27:28Why yes
27:29Get creative
27:32And then
27:33Leave the rest to fate
27:36Fate
27:37Makes its own choices
27:42Fate
27:45Yes
27:46That is creative
27:49Come on Nils
27:59Write me back
28:00Write me back
28:01Nils
28:02Jesus
28:05Come on Nils
28:10Lindy
28:13Lindy
28:13I have a surprise for you
28:17I'm unarmed
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy
28:24I solve the restoration formula
28:26I can make you big again
28:29If that's something you're interested in
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided
28:44We're keeping him
28:46Yeah
28:48He won't play ball
28:49You don't know that
28:50I do actually
28:52It's kind of my thing
28:53Just fire him
28:55I can get him to play
28:57Les' brain is a valuable asset to us
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose
29:04You're making me choose?
29:05Well
29:06Then we should both choose wisely
29:16What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you
29:19Just go around
29:27You better not be fucking with me
29:29Oh no
29:31It's true
29:32I did it
29:32I remain a literal genius
29:34Look
29:35I miniaturized and restored
29:38Mr. Magoo
29:40How's that proof?
29:41I never saw him tiny
29:42I hate that cat
29:43Well that's funny
29:45He told me he hates you too
29:48What's that Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing
29:55He's been through a lot
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know
29:59Sort of
30:00Well
30:01Gotta feed him
30:02Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know
30:06Dr. Carmichael said that
30:08I can't force change on you
30:11So
30:11I'm having second thoughts
30:13About making you big
30:15I think I've learned
30:16That I have to accept you
30:18For who you are
30:19The way you are
30:21And that you're never gonna stop
30:25I gotta eat myself
30:26Worked up quite the appetite
30:27I think I deserve a good meal
30:31And so I bid you farewell
30:33And I wish you the best of luck
30:40I'll leave it up to fate
30:55Good kitty
30:57Easy Magoo
30:59Easy
31:00Easy
31:13Magoo
31:13Stop
31:14Dad
31:14Dad
31:16Stop
31:17I'm tired
31:21So be honest
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn
31:23Did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:25You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know
31:27I mean
31:27I mean
31:28Not really
31:29But you know
31:29I was thinking
31:30Trust the map
31:31Trust the map
31:32That's what I
31:33Oh
31:33Did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton
31:37Yeah
31:37Fuck that guy
31:37Let's focus on me instead
31:39Let's focus on us
31:42Yeah
31:42I'm the fucking golden boy
31:43Cheers to me
31:44Cheers to us
31:46And everything we want to accomplish
31:49Together
31:51You know I can't believe it
31:52I mean I can't believe it
31:52But I can't believe it
31:53Because you know
31:54I did make fucking history
31:55If only Lindy could see me now
31:57Right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah
31:59You know I saw her
32:00In my science thoughts
32:02At the podium
32:03That cocktail napkin
32:05When she turned it right side up
32:06Bang
32:07That was it
32:07I got it
32:08Invert
32:09Lindy
32:11Helped you
32:13With science
32:14Yeah
32:15I guess
32:15You know
32:17Cheers to me
32:18Again
32:20You're not really eating
32:21I feel ill
32:22Yeah so do I a little bit
32:23In my stomach
32:24I think it's excitement
32:25Les
32:27We shared
32:30We got personal
32:32We have
32:35Secrets
32:36I thought we were partners
32:37A scientist
32:39Standing in front
32:40Of another scientist
32:41Yeah
32:42Of course
32:42You helped
32:44Helped
32:45Yeah
32:46Like
32:47Lindy helped
32:48You both helped
32:50But
32:50I plan on thanking
32:52You
32:53In my acceptance speech
32:54When I win the Nobel
32:56And not
32:56Lindy
32:57And then everyone will know
32:59That you contributed
33:00And not Lindy
33:01And that's very important to me
33:03Not Lindy
33:04Is more important to you
33:07Than us
33:10Not really following
33:11Exactly
33:19I think you should collect your things
33:21Uh from what
33:23From here
33:24From the office
33:25Oh yes
33:25Good idea
33:26We need more space
33:27We do
33:28In a way
33:30Excuse me a moment
33:33Can I uh
33:34Order you anything else
33:37I'm done
33:50Is that
33:52Is she leaving?
33:54Is she leaving?
34:08Fuck
34:12What's my stuff?
34:14Hey
34:15I know you can see me
34:17Open the fucking door
34:20My ID's not working
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back
34:41I restored him
34:42I took him home
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat
34:44I hate that cat
34:46I don't know who you are
34:51Aren't you gonna let me in?
34:55Oh fuck this
35:04Think you can lock me out
35:06Motherfuckers
35:09It's my fucking world
35:16It's mine
35:17Goddamn
35:19Oh
35:21Goddamn
35:27What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah
35:42You didn't listen
35:43I tried
35:45I was passionate about it
35:48I cursed
35:49I warned you about these people
35:53You did
35:54You dummy
35:55Now it's over
35:58Hilton
35:59Has
36:01Everything
36:03We have
36:05Nothing
36:07Well I
36:09I couldn't help it
36:11It's my life's work
36:12I had to do it
36:14Les
36:16The Nobel was never on the table
36:19They were always going to steal your tack
36:23Martin
36:24Without the Nobel
36:28I'm not worthy
36:32Worthy of what?
36:39Her
36:42Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me
36:56Seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03I can't get her out of my head
37:05She's everywhere
37:12Oh God
37:14Oh fuck
37:15Oh fuck
37:17Oh
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula
37:24Oh fuck
37:24Fuck
37:25I can't go home without it
37:26I need a ride
37:27No you're gonna have to take an Uber
37:28Because I got Dana
37:29No you're gonna fucking drive
37:30me home
37:31Fucking now
37:32This is life or death Martin
37:33For real this time
37:34For really really real
37:35Magoo could eat her
37:36The cat
37:38Yeah
37:38I'll explain
37:38What do you mean
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later
37:40You're gonna drive me
37:41Come on
37:42Why
37:42What are you
38:07Come on
38:09Come on
38:10Come on
38:11Come on
38:13The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive! You're alive!
38:18You're the wrong one, but I'm trying to reconcile
38:20less the husband and less the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to such generosity
38:24and compassion towards science
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me, why?
38:31I'm asking again, why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:40Richie!
39:09I'll turn blue when I see you
39:13A thousand eyes turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy, gone
39:18Love is gone
39:19Gone, daddy, gone
39:22It's gone, daddy, gone
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:28Zipping smiles, oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:34Where she is now, I can only guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy, gone
39:40It's gone, daddy, gone
39:42It's gone, daddy, gone
39:46It's gone, daddy, gone
39:48Love is gone
39:50Away
39:52Gone away
39:55Gone away
39:58Gone away
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