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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:34Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:06Hmm. Hmm.
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:01:19So I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37It just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to the stats,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay. In layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no. Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you? Anyway, Gary?
00:02:28Yeah, well, you work with kids. What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:39All right.
00:02:41Fruit.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:52They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die!
00:02:58Yes!
00:02:59Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:33If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% sake, and I
00:03:52am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02Who's that?
00:04:04Oh, um...
00:04:05That's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:16It's maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:24Well, because you have to be fairly stable mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know.
00:04:35Historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 864.
00:04:42Oh, no!
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it!
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:08I just got a spoon.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:12Thanks.
00:05:17Can I...
00:05:24Carl Barthoff.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Mind if I sit?
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Barthoff's law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know.
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You're on my mouth.
00:05:59Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet...
00:06:05I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:11So me?
00:06:12I?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:19You've...
00:06:19You've heard of it?
00:06:20Nope.
00:06:23F-A...
00:06:24H-F-A dot com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge.
00:06:28In 2009, early...
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:32My latest enterprise.
00:06:34Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is...
00:06:43Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:48I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I...
00:06:52I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking.
00:07:01If I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:05Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:08And here you are.
00:07:10I mean...
00:07:11So I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:19Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh my god!
00:07:39I mean...
00:08:02I mean, how do you think you're still alive?
00:08:02I don't know.
00:08:03I don't know.
00:08:08I don't know.
00:08:08day since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and
00:08:16starts talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after my
00:08:44work crossed too it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this
00:08:51guy he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you
00:08:57can't because you're not supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault
00:09:03some people deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes
00:09:18we will work through all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this
00:09:25morning well i called the school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of
00:09:38course the only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open
00:09:44yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they they
00:09:48they build up like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy dung beetle i have no
00:09:55idea
00:09:55what you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not a
00:10:01dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:27move move can you get me some antibacterial organ please
00:10:32yes ointment uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say
00:10:39a rodent twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva great what's the sekva uh
00:10:56the secretary of the va she's gonna be at town this week so yeah and we we've been working with
00:11:01uh
00:11:01your cto harper turns out you're ganodin gizmo i have ganodin same tech right can be used to
00:11:10identify bets at risk of self-harm huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming
00:11:19here
00:11:19to check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i listen i would love
00:11:27to meet your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals yeah yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow but thank
00:11:40you there are workarounds yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you like a half up front to pay you to pay your people and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're
00:11:55going to need to hire to get you that pile of data okay maybe you shouldn't sort of fire the
00:12:00data
00:12:01how fast oh fast yeah yeah yeah yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you thank you
00:12:07mother
00:12:10yeah you don't always get to bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird
00:12:14curve in her back that's the only willing partner right okay wow oh yeah
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking barbecue
00:12:30okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole
00:12:39hawk we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your yeah sure hypergnosis is soliciting a
00:12:49government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53throwing the party i'm i'm buying the pig i'll take the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hog yeah you got it great great meeting guys
00:13:05it's throwing the party right i'll get on the phone okay get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:49mom see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching orson naked people and were you planning to spend all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off back here okay why did nobody here call me he's not even enrolled we can't call the
00:14:15mother of every child who isn't a student at las altas well i guess i wrongfully assumed that for
00:14:21ninety thousand dollars a year on scholarship at the very least keep track of him i'm sorry but
00:14:27when orson got home from school and you asked how his day was helped him with his homework okay who
00:14:32are you i'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage
00:14:37incident well that that was an emergency i am a psychologist and i had a patient in crisis
00:14:45i know it sounds harsh but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him he's not
00:14:52our responsibility he's yours you know what it's fine we will reach out to his baltimore school first
00:14:58thing tomorrow and that means you can enroll him when we're on it we're on it okay we're on it
00:15:05and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i i gotta oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in no i
00:15:22can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this it's it's it's it's intolerable yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles duncan the fires are bearing down in napa
00:15:44i asked rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost of course can you stay retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah i think so you remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was
00:16:09yes yes you do linus poe and what other he died
00:16:15today
00:16:23are you uh didn't even ask me what happened he got stabbed with a fork
00:16:30yes i did but do you even want to know why
00:16:35i'm sure they had a reason
00:16:36yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37Shh, shh, shh.
00:17:10What the hell is going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:28Oh, goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:39Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I, you, so, you just, you poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I, sorry, let me, uh, let me just get, get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please, just, just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after nine, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I, I can't talk.
00:18:22I'm in the middle of a family.
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I, I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is, sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know, play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I.
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57I'm fine.
00:19:58I'm fine.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Asshole.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04You laugh, you laugh at me?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:10You can't kill me.
00:20:25You know?
00:20:30I'm fine.
00:20:36You guys are out of here.
00:20:39I'm fine.
00:20:41Okay.
00:20:45oh your face do you need some ice yeah floating in vodka four fingers and more bunting a lot more
00:20:50bunting more yep
00:21:05hey there you are we got our problems
00:21:08second plane is still circling delayed an hour at least
00:21:16yeah it's beautiful and awful yeah this guy's same color above the oil fields
00:21:21same smell it's like i don't know trap grease charred flesh
00:21:28you smell that it's bacon pig flesh are you getting triggered i know how to ride it out
00:21:38i've had 30 years of practice ruffrey how we doing how's it going how's it looking huh
00:21:43no bunting really wanted it to be like a shock of red white and blue you know like betsy ross
00:21:49exploded you know i i think it's the right amount great great i was thinking maybe it would be
00:21:53swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting sekva and then maybe she could go to the reporters
00:21:58and say how i'm a hero two heroes you know being successful guy helping helping sure sure uh
00:22:04listen sekva is delayed okay because because of the smoke no no where's the the know-how i mean
00:22:11get blown out with like one of those uh tactical fans i don't know just do it hey what happened
00:22:18to your face what happened to your face just get her just get her hoo-ha do it america
00:22:28don't don't ask people to dance okay no one's gonna want to dance just you'll look stupid
00:22:32wasn't going to yeah and keep it classy nothing french uh the caterers are not happy who is uh
00:22:38they're saying they can't breathe the smoke from the fires tell them tell them the the fires will give
00:22:44a meat a smoked flavor you know pork charred with old growth giant sequoia rub you know right you don't
00:22:50see that on the menu every day i've never seen it go great okay okay uh she's landing oh yes
00:22:59yes okay
00:22:59good what kind of music does sekva like do we can what you know anthems country dubstep she'd like to
00:23:05be hey do we have dubstep i actually you know oh uh don't uh flag on the play okay um
00:23:12it turns out that
00:23:13uh she had two events booked tonight and uh due to the delay she can't make it to both so
00:23:20she's choosing
00:23:20one that's not mine yeah yeah yeah let me shoot you man you have to be okay who's the lucky
00:23:30fellow
00:23:32it's uh it's spookle they they do our social media stuff and you know it's a it's it's a big
00:23:39contract
00:23:40actually you know bigger just open it i don't care duncan duncan what maybe if you called her
00:23:47i'm not making the ugly girl to go out with me okay spookle spookle
00:23:55the guests are starting to rip yeah tell them to go home it's done it's over it's over shut it
00:23:59down
00:23:59dj dipshit unplug it it's done party's over party's over put everything down party is
00:24:05don't do not take photos party's fucking done
00:24:14thank you
00:24:20big blind
00:24:28needed to lock in sekva tom
00:24:31packer hijacker to a black site and waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal it's called
00:24:36salesmanship i promise one drink and one go thank you oh look who it is the architect of my bloody
00:24:45government contract
00:24:49hi martin hi duncan oh nena hi
00:24:53forgot i invited you uh barry can you show nena out and tell our guests to go home and lock
00:24:59the doors
00:25:00thanks
00:25:14what happened oh this investor recruitment
00:25:20uh
00:25:22uh huh now i take it yep nobody wants donkey not you not not your va
00:25:33sorry there was circumstances jesus can't go any lower it's like
00:25:39i was benched by the wheelchair basketball team the deal's not dead
00:25:47god martin's weird
00:25:51aren't we all
00:25:59with lily
00:26:02obsessively watching news over the fire
00:26:06well then she knew you were gonna be here
00:26:10if we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing
00:26:15such a waste though
00:26:18serving sentence without committing a crime
00:26:24this is where the engineers work
00:26:28messy
00:26:30if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind what then is an empty desk a sign
00:26:35einstein
00:26:36very good sander
00:26:39hey let's go talk to him
00:26:54are you all right
00:26:57do you need
00:26:59i don't know uh water or ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety
00:27:07sorry
00:27:08my
00:27:10it's uh
00:27:12his name
00:27:13is alexander he's a
00:27:16friend are you with the it was the va
00:27:20that's right
00:27:21i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:27:25first golf
00:27:26i see
00:27:27did you kill anyone
00:27:28sander
00:27:29the hell is this
00:27:30did your tour of duty end during or after operation desert storm
00:27:35is that thing recording me
00:27:36it's not recording it's
00:27:39learning
00:27:41you're teaching him
00:27:43about war
00:27:44is that all right
00:27:46Lou do you like to talk to him
00:27:50nah i don't like his face
00:27:52it is only those who have neither fired a shot
00:27:55nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood
00:28:00more vengeance
00:28:02more desolation
00:28:04war is hell
00:28:08general sherman
00:28:10what's your name soldier
00:28:13tom
00:28:21do you want to sit down
00:28:29i'm just
00:28:30not doing something right
00:28:34for the life of me i
00:28:36i don't know what it is
00:28:39i don't know what it is
00:28:44you're dunking bloody mark
00:28:46i know
00:28:49you're not perfect
00:28:51you're not perfect
00:28:51but you're impossible to ignore
00:28:55that counts for a lot
00:29:00go home
00:29:01go home
00:29:02get some rest
00:29:04you look a morning
00:29:04it's pronounced appealing
00:29:08both
00:29:09at the same time
00:29:13i'm gonna go find martin
00:29:15who
00:29:15martin
00:29:16i know
00:29:34can i help you
00:29:38no
00:29:39no i'm good
00:29:40i'm just conducting an experiment
00:29:44is that a therapy bot
00:29:46is that a therapy bot
00:29:48he's whatever he wants to be
00:29:49his name is alexander
00:29:51he's a gi
00:29:52he's a guy
00:29:53bullshit that's years away
00:29:56he has his own thoughts
00:29:59own feelings been raising him
00:30:01curating his intake
00:30:03with great care and affection
00:30:08martin
00:30:09can we go
00:30:14what are we looking at
00:30:18alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution
00:30:25oh my gosh
00:30:27hey
00:30:27have you seen tom
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:34your friend is
00:30:36the first
00:30:38real world test case for a kind of neuro companion i created
00:30:44fuck he is
00:31:15did you
00:31:17did you do it
00:31:19wrong
00:31:22you poop all the time
00:31:24you're always pooping
00:31:25when all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't
00:31:27it doesn't work like that
00:31:30sometimes i just
00:31:32you know i get
00:31:34maybe
00:31:36go for a walk
00:31:37get things moving
00:31:38you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:44but if your dad asked you to
00:31:46you'd poop
00:31:46oh my gosh
00:31:47please just leave
00:31:48oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude
00:31:50i don't like it
00:32:33i've been thinking
00:32:35perhaps i've
00:32:36squeezed all i can out of cupertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are
00:32:46easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:48exactly
00:32:51like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin
00:33:00bravo
00:33:01i mean what was the last time we saw tech help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world
00:33:11but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:16truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better
00:33:20well we actually made better
00:33:22did we spread knowledge
00:33:24no
00:33:25people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we
00:33:32are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:37please
00:33:39absolutely blew it on climate
00:33:42data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:50provably no
00:33:51but we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:03you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't finally collaborate with you and alexander
00:34:21all right let's not cross streams
00:34:26you know uh xander is
00:34:30he's my thing no i martin i know
00:34:36you're the creator and it could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and then in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:58you remember
00:35:04no i do
00:35:29no
00:35:30no
00:35:33no
00:35:34duncan
00:35:36duncan the house it's gone
00:35:38hmm
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it it's oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53i'll build a new one i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have one what's gone so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some pruned danish is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious yes yes yes i am okay
00:36:28you're very serious it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement it's just your idea by the way i wouldn't do that where was it
00:36:37i told you i told you the mud bath oh like a pig right great great yeah i guess your
00:36:43fear
00:36:44of utis is cured you are disgusting oh and just so you know mud is antimicrobial
00:37:01what's up
00:37:07i heard the news i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you
00:37:18thank you sweet mama
00:37:23oh cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:37come on
00:37:39headphones lily
00:37:41everyone wins with headphones you love his music this was our first concert what is wrong
00:37:49with you seriously he's a sad cowboy goth
00:37:53shit he's sad
00:37:55what there was a spider
00:38:03get up
00:38:04oh
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip okay might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something like what
00:38:32i don't know um something that i know that i maybe you don't know i know oh sweetie i'll i'll
00:38:41plug my ears
00:38:44oh yeah here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech not lab tech
00:38:55oh okay so where do i just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east one building over you better get it there they go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04past that we'll have to collect another one oh yeah and you know he had a lot of trouble getting
00:39:08the
00:39:10okay well i will take the sample i um oh just call me okay if you're feeling you rushed me
00:39:17out
00:39:17without my phone oh right here have mine
00:39:22just call me if you're feeling i'll have your phone
00:39:25right okay um well i'll be right back so just watch a show or something don't buy anything i love
00:39:32you
00:39:51where's your mom she's not here buddy
00:40:04what
00:40:05what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:138
00:40:158
00:40:157
00:40:178
00:40:196
00:40:35Uh, where the hell is 1582?
00:40:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh, my God, please, please, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're going to tell someone, then I got to do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I, and elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it, but you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement, so,
00:41:42so, two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:11Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:16Ooh, yes.
00:42:19And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:26Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:40Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy, give me a thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down, can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:56Mmm, yep.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:18Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of, kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I mean, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:45A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci, do she, do she.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done.
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:03Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:11What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:25Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, um, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43God damn it.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That...
00:46:09That's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I...
00:46:24Yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
00:48:08tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:25You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:45I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:55Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:49:59And I am.
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09What would that coffee get us about, please?
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's a lady's phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Boe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Boe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed
00:52:15me the bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad,
00:52:21and he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Heh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh...
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made
00:52:56another record after that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who
00:53:23can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion.
00:53:43Market credibility.
00:53:44And someone I deeply, deeply admire, whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:01Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:16What they want.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:36Oh, my God!
00:54:39Eww!
00:54:56Robo-Tunes, make me a song of triumph
00:54:59in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:04Oh, my God!
00:55:34No coin or creed, just the silence of hunger
00:55:38and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Noiden?
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Orson, Barack, Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people?
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh, my God.
00:56:35For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:47It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, and she shows that by sort of corralling him to
00:57:03a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him,
00:57:08and how he feels like her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:12It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:41And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is,
00:58:00Damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph.
00:58:17Duncan Park.
00:58:19Hypernosis.
00:58:19To being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me.
00:59:06And never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:38You!
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