- 22 hours ago
Jimmy Kimmel Live - Season 24 - Episode 05: Michael B. Jordan, Joel McHale
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:04Tonight, Michael B. Jordan and Joel McKay
00:08with the Kletos!
00:10And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:15Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:31Hi, everyone.
00:34I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show.
00:36Please tell us.
00:39Thank you. Thank you for watching.
00:40Thank you for joining us in Hollywood
00:43on the last Monday night of football this season.
00:46Oh, man, there were a lot of great games this weekend.
00:48If you could find them, one game was on Amazon,
00:51one game was on Fox, another game was on CBS,
00:54it was a game on NBC, and tonight the game was on ABC.
00:57It's too much. I feel like I'm going through concussion protocol.
01:00It's too much.
01:01What I do now is I just put the TV on one channel,
01:05I sit down and hope for the best.
01:07Did you watch the games, Guillermo?
01:09Yeah, Jimmy. All the weekend, yes.
01:11You did. It was an exciting weekend.
01:12The Niners upset the Eagles,
01:14which means we're going to have a brand-new Super Bowl champion.
01:18Our team's here in Los Angeles.
01:19The Chargers petered out, but the Rams won a good one.
01:22The biggest surprise of the weekend
01:23was Tom Brady in a Pizza Hut commercial.
01:26I guess they're trying to move those wild salmon
01:30and legume-flavored breadsticks.
01:32And the main event was the showdown between the Green Bay Packers
01:36and their arch-rival Chicago Bears.
01:37The Bears were down 18 points at the half.
01:40By 11 with seven minutes to go,
01:43they came back to give Green Bay a real kick in the Ditka.
01:46The Bears scored 25 points in the fourth quarter.
01:49It is the first time the Bears have beaten the Packers
01:51in the playoffs since 1941.
01:53It is their first playoff victory in 15 years.
01:56And the fans watching at home,
01:58they didn't know what to do with themselves.
02:02Yeah!
02:04What?!
02:09Sadly, that gentleman is no longer with us,
02:12but I have to believe that is how he would have wanted to go.
02:16How many Stanley insulated cups does one family need?
02:20There are now eight teams hoping for the Lombardi Trophy
02:23and one president angling for a Nobel Prize.
02:26On Thursday, Donald Trump will meet
02:29with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Machado.
02:32Machado is the woman who won that Nobel Peace Prize
02:35Trump felt he should win.
02:36He was mad, so...
02:38And she got nervous, so she dedicated it to him.
02:41But I guess that wasn't enough
02:42because he chose not to back her
02:44to be the next Venezuelan president
02:46when he kidnapped the other one.
02:48Reports say he wanted her to give her peace prize to him,
02:53which sounds like a joke, but it's not a joke.
02:55And she went on Sean Hannity to offer to give it to Trump,
02:59which resulted in this rare and ridiculous statement
03:02from the Nobel Institute.
03:03They wrote,
03:04A Nobel Prize can neither be revoked nor transferred to others.
03:08Once the announcement of the laureate has been made,
03:11the decision stands for all time.
03:13As for the prize money,
03:14the laureates are free to dispose of it as they see fit.
03:18In that case, I'm sure Trump will take the million dollars,
03:21but...
03:21I guess Trump's not paying attention.
03:23He said still it would be a great honor
03:26if Machado gave him her peace prize.
03:28He really, really wants this.
03:31If she gives you her Nobel Peace Prize,
03:33will that change your view about her running that country?
03:36I think it's very nice.
03:37I've heard that she wants to do that.
03:38That would be a great honor.
03:40I did put out eight wars.
03:42You should get the Nobel Prize for every war you stop.
03:44You should get the Nobel Prize for every war you stop.
03:47Norway is very embarrassed by what took place.
03:51It's been a major embarrassment to Norway.
03:52That's where the committee is located.
03:55I can't think of anybody in history
03:57that should get the Nobel Prize more than me.
03:59And I don't want to be bragging,
04:00but nobody else said a war.
04:01Obama got the Nobel Prize.
04:03He had no idea why.
04:04He still has no idea.
04:06He walks around and he says,
04:07I got the Nobel Prize.
04:08Why did he get a Nobel Prize?
04:09You know, when you put out eight wars,
04:11in theory you should get one for each war.
04:13But, uh...
04:14I don't care about that.
04:16Right.
04:17Not on his mind at all, Abby.
04:19He doesn't care about that.
04:21You've brought up this Nobel Prize more times in one weekend
04:24than you've mentioned your daughter Tiffany in ten years.
04:28How strange and sad and dumb this is.
04:31I mean, imagine if George Clooney held a press conference today
04:34demanding Timothee Chalamet's Golden Globe from last night.
04:38The guy just invaded Venezuela and Minneapolis,
04:42and he wants the Nobel Peace Prize.
04:45Five Republican senators joined Democrats on Thursday
04:48in a vote to limit the president's war powers.
04:51He went into Venezuela with no approval from Congress.
04:54Over the weekend, he called and screamed
04:56at the five Republicans who voted on this.
04:59That's how he operates.
05:00If he doesn't get what he wants,
05:01he starts calling people like the world's angriest telemarketer.
05:04Trump has been boasting about this plan
05:07for American oil companies to now invest bigly in Venezuela,
05:11but that hit a little bit of a snag
05:13because according to the CEO of ExxonMobil,
05:15the country is uninvestable.
05:18Turns out, Venezuelan oil is thick, dirty, and of low quality.
05:23And of course, Trump's like,
05:24well, then we'll just call it Trump Oil and say it's the best.
05:27It's the best oil in the world.
05:31People will buy it, right?
05:34It's so perfect.
05:35He invades a country for their oil
05:38without doing any research into what it would take
05:41to extract that oil or what it's worth,
05:43or if American companies would even be interested in the oil.
05:46Now, these oil company executives,
05:48they have to figure out what to do.
05:50Trump hosted a bunch of them at the White House on Friday.
05:52This is good.
05:52Now, Marco Rubio wants Trump to, I guess, focus on Chevron,
05:57so he tries to smoothly slide him a note,
05:59with Trump immediately reads aloud.
06:01You're all going to do very well.
06:03I think really very well.
06:04Marco just gave me a note.
06:06Go back to Chevron.
06:09They want to discuss something.
06:10Go ahead.
06:11I'm going back to Chevron.
06:14Is there a question, Mr. President?
06:16Yes.
06:17Go ahead, Marco.
06:17What are you saying here?
06:21He'll read anything you put in front of his face.
06:23It's Don Burgundy strikes again.
06:26Rubio took the note back.
06:28He folded it up and tucked it away,
06:29just like he's done with his balls.
06:31And then...
06:33And then...
06:35Now, this is...
06:37This is something special.
06:38This is where the President Mencher really sets in.
06:41Trump was...
06:42He's in a meeting with oil executives, right?
06:44And he starts talking about his big, beautiful new ballroom.
06:47He just...
06:47And then he just gets up and goes to the window
06:49and starts looking at it.
06:51Watch this.
06:52We have many others that were not able to get in.
06:54I said that we had a ballroom.
06:56And if you...
06:57In fact, if you look...
06:58Come to think of it.
07:01Well...
07:02I got to look at this myself.
07:10Wow.
07:13What a view.
07:14This is the floor to the ballroom.
07:20What a job.
07:22Uh...
07:23Unusual time to look.
07:25But I think you're not yourself.
07:27I...
07:28I think that's right, yes.
07:32Welcome to another edition of
07:34What If Joe Biden Did That?
07:37Can you imagine?
07:38But at least he hasn't forgotten the number one threat
07:41facing this country today.
07:42We have not approved one windmill since I've been in office.
07:47And we're going to keep it that way.
07:48My goal is to not let any windmill be built.
07:51They're losers.
07:52That's right.
07:53Windmills are losers.
07:54They've always been losers.
07:55What a weird and random thing to be obsessed with.
07:58It would make just as much sense if he hated Ferris wheels.
08:02It's...
08:03It's nuts.
08:04It's almost as nuts as threatening to invade Greenland.
08:08Right now, we are going to do something on Greenland,
08:11whether they like it or not.
08:13I would like to make a deal, you know, the easy way.
08:15But if we don't do it the easy way,
08:17we're going to do it the hard way.
08:18Well, I spoke to Melania and she says
08:20you can't do anything the hard way anymore.
08:24So...
08:25By the way...
08:30This...
08:30This invading Greenland idea
08:32might be Trump's least popular yet.
08:35Yeah, a new poll from YouGov says
08:36only 8% of Americans support taking Greenland the hard way.
08:40And those people are all crazy people.
08:43Greenland has been part of Denmark since the 1700s.
08:47We're now just going to take it?
08:49You know, I hate to break it to you guys,
08:51but, you know, we, the shining beacon of democracy in America,
08:55we are the bad guy now.
08:56Remember the good old days of people from other countries?
08:59Eh, they thought we were annoying
09:00because we talked too loud
09:01and we ate too...
09:03We wore cut-off shorts into museums.
09:06And we do chest bumps
09:07and wear fanny packs into the Vatican.
09:10And sometimes we go to Paris and say,
09:12you're welcome for the war.
09:14Well, now they hate us for real stuff.
09:17Our neighbors hate us.
09:18Mexico's mad at us.
09:20Canada's mad at us.
09:21We're like...
09:22We're that house at the end of the blog
09:23where the nice old lady used to live,
09:25and then her son-in-law moved in,
09:26started letting his dogs run wild
09:28and biting children.
09:29If this was a movie,
09:31this country was once the Karate Kid.
09:33Now we're Billy Zopka.
09:35Our president literally is Biff from Back to the Future.
09:40And you know who Canada is?
09:42This guy.
09:43Our single most valuable import.
09:45This...
09:46We are...
09:49We're a rogue state now.
09:51Do you know what that means to be a rogue state?
09:53I don't either.
09:54But that's what we are.
09:55We've gone rogue.
09:56Denmark has threatened to shoot first at American troops
10:00if we invade Greenland.
10:02Denmark's...
10:03The people who make butter cookies
10:06are threatening to shoot first.
10:08We used to be Superman.
10:10And now we're this guy.
10:12We're the...
10:13We're the character that dies in the movie
10:15and the whole theater yells,
10:16F yeah!
10:18Emperor Palpatine Hans is going after anyone
10:21who dares rebel against the Empire right now.
10:24The Department of Justice just launched a criminal investigation
10:27into the sitting chairman of the Federal Reserve
10:30because Trump doesn't like his interest rates.
10:32Jerome Powell...
10:33You can see he is here with the president back in July
10:36looking like the two saddest members of Devo.
10:40They have been out.
10:41You know we're in trouble when they start coming
10:44for the old white banker guys.
10:45That's when...
10:46The nucleus of Jerome Powell's supposed crimes against America
10:50is that...
10:52Trump's people claim he mismanaged the renovation
10:54of the headquarters of the central bank.
10:57And if there's one thing Donald Trump will not stand for,
10:59it's a renovation project that goes over budget.
11:02He is...
11:02Powell says the...
11:04This investigation is...
11:06It's intimidation and it's punishment
11:08for not lowering interest rates
11:10in the way Trump wants him to.
11:11Trump says he didn't know about the investigation
11:14and has nothing to do with it,
11:16which is also what he said about Eric.
11:17So...
11:18And then we have...
11:19Trump's ongoing war against Minneapolis
11:22where his response to the intense outrage
11:26following the killing of Renee Goode
11:28by an ICE agent
11:29is to send in even more ICE agents
11:31because when you're trying to put out a grease fire,
11:34what do you do?
11:34You throw more grease on it, right?
11:37Thousands and thousands of patriotic Americans
11:39took to the streets over the weekend
11:42in various cities.
11:43Washington felt rape cities
11:45to peacefully protest
11:47and exercise their First Amendment rights
11:49while we still have First Amendment rights.
11:52In Minneapolis, they turned out in 16 degrees.
11:55The head of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem,
11:57she doubled down again.
11:58She said Renee Goode was a domestic terrorist.
12:02This is what they want us to believe.
12:03They need to paint anyone who protests
12:06as violent and dangerous,
12:07even a mom in a Honda.
12:09They need Antifa to be real
12:11so they can call in the military
12:13and cancel elections
12:15and declare martial law.
12:17And ironically,
12:18while the White House is trying to squash
12:20the protests here,
12:21the Ayatollah is said to be
12:23mulling over a military strike on Iran
12:25to support the protesters there.
12:28From atop his golden toilet,
12:30he posted,
12:30Iran is looking at freedom,
12:32perhaps like never before.
12:33The USA stands ready to help.
12:36I have an idea.
12:38Send all those guys from ICE
12:39out of Minneapolis to Iran.
12:42They can help.
12:43I mean...
12:48The Trump administration has reportedly blocked
12:51local authorities in Minneapolis
12:53from reviewing evidence
12:54and taking part in the FBI investigation
12:56of the shooting there.
12:57Trump doesn't trust the local officials
12:59in Minnesota
13:01because even though he lost Minnesota
13:03all three times,
13:05he won Minnesota all three times.
13:08Do you believe that the FBI
13:09should be sharing evidence
13:10with state officials in Minnesota?
13:12Well, normally I would,
13:13but they're crooked officials.
13:14I feel that I won Minnesota.
13:16I think I won it all three times.
13:20Nobody's won it since Richard Nixon won it
13:23many, many years ago.
13:25I won it all three times,
13:26but I won Minnesota three times
13:29and I didn't get credit for it.
13:31I did so well in that state every time.
13:33The people were...
13:34They were crying every time after.
13:39What is he talking about?
13:42Is anybody going to ask that question?
13:43Mr. President,
13:44what are you talking about?
13:46That should be the only question
13:48anyone ever asks him.
13:49He won Minnesota three times.
13:54He won Minnesota no times.
13:57But he feels like he won,
13:59and that's what's most important
14:00when you feel in your heart.
14:02This, what's happening in Minneapolis
14:03is very dark stuff.
14:04It's very scary,
14:05but there has been one bright spot.
14:07People on the street
14:08have been shooting videos
14:10of ice agents slipping on ice.
14:13Now, there aren't a lot of them,
14:15but what we do have is pretty good.
14:16So, please enjoy
14:17the first ever Ice Ice Capades.
14:33Thank you for your service.
14:35Hey, we got a good show tonight.
14:37Joel McHale is with us,
14:38and we'll be right back
14:39with Michael B. Jordan.
14:51Welcome back to our show tonight.
14:54A very funny man,
14:55and he's got a show on Fox
14:57called Animal Control.
14:59Joel McHale is with us.
15:00This week, we've got new shows
15:04with Golden Globe winner Noah Wiley
15:06will be here, Johnny Knoxville,
15:08Tig Notaro, Jesse Buckley,
15:09Chase Infinity, and Chris Pratt.
15:12With music from Raphael Sadiq,
15:13Miles Caton, Ludwig Goranson,
15:15and Ed Sheeran,
15:16is going to be here
15:17with an all-superstar backup band.
15:19So, please join us for that.
15:21All this week, our first guest
15:23on tonight's very handsome show
15:25will undoubtedly be nominated
15:26for every award they've got
15:28for not just one,
15:29but two excellent performances
15:30in the movie Sinners.
15:32It returns to theaters January 23rd.
15:34Please welcome Michael B. Jordan.
15:51Let's get started.
15:57Oh, man.
15:58What's up, y'all?
15:59How are you?
16:04I'm doing great, man.
16:05I love coming here, man.
16:06Well, I love having you.
16:08I'll tell you, you look good,
16:09but you smell even better.
16:10Thank you. I appreciate it.
16:11You smell very good.
16:12How are you?
16:13You were at the Golden Globes last night.
16:14What?
16:14Was your first Golden Globe nomination?
16:16First nomination. Yeah, it was.
16:17Great time, man.
16:17That's a project.
16:19Great time.
16:21I mean, I had fun,
16:22but my mom stole the show.
16:23Mom stole the show last night.
16:24Your mom did steal the show.
16:25Your mom, does she know
16:26she's all over the internet today?
16:27I'm pretty sure all her girlfriends
16:28are, like, texting her
16:29and sending her every meme
16:30and every clip possible, for sure.
16:32So, you brought your mom
16:33as your, you know, plus one,
16:35whatever you want.
16:36Mom came along to the show.
16:37And I saw your mom
16:38at the Critics' Choice Award.
16:39Also, I talked to her
16:40for a little while.
16:41Yeah.
16:41And, which is nice.
16:42You bring your mom.
16:43But then, you know,
16:44the monologue happens
16:46and Nikki Glaser,
16:49she's aggressive for sure.
16:51Yeah, yeah, a little bit,
16:51a little bit, a little bit.
16:52And if you didn't see it,
16:53well, here, we have the tape.
16:54We got two Michael B. Jordans.
16:56When I saw that,
16:57I was like, Nikki, be jerking.
16:59Because that was awesome.
17:03I'm sorry, Michael.
17:05That's your mom.
17:07Your mom.
17:08Hey, Morgan.
17:10Just a little,
17:11just a little sip.
17:12No, that was funny.
17:14Yeah, it was funny.
17:15Nikki's great, man.
17:16She's a great sport.
17:16Yeah, your mom,
17:17did your mom get uncomfortable
17:17when women openly lust after you?
17:20I think by now she's used to it,
17:22so she just gives a little eye roll
17:23and just kind of keeps it pushing.
17:25I see.
17:25She doesn't really,
17:25she doesn't really respond too much.
17:27Yeah, you, um,
17:29yeah, your mom,
17:30when you bring your mom,
17:30I was thinking about this
17:32because, you know,
17:32our moms know each other.
17:33Exactly.
17:34They're friends.
17:34Yes.
17:35And I hope that my mom
17:37doesn't expect to be taken
17:38to these shows now herself.
17:40Am I, am I,
17:41am I making it hard on you right now?
17:42Now that I think about it,
17:43yeah, but, um,
17:45what are the downsides
17:46to bringing mom
17:47to an award show like this?
17:49Downsides to bringing mom
17:50to an award show?
17:51I don't know.
17:52She can hang.
17:53We went to, you know,
17:54after parties.
17:55Oh, she went to the after parties?
17:55Yeah, after parties,
17:56you know, we had a little fun.
17:57She was dancing and stuff,
17:58so she, she was.
17:59Well, she was.
18:00Mama had a good time, yeah.
18:01I don't, I don't,
18:03I don't really think it's a downside
18:05to bring your mom to an event.
18:07Okay, good.
18:07I think it's only upside.
18:09She doesn't, like,
18:10scold you for anything,
18:11keep an eye on you?
18:12Me and mom, we,
18:13I think we,
18:14we have a lot of inside jokes,
18:15so we have a lot of time
18:16people watching throughout the night.
18:18Okay, good.
18:18So it's, it's fun.
18:19She's my little partner in crime.
18:20Yeah.
18:20And you were,
18:20I know you're working on your next movie
18:22while this is all going on
18:24with all these award shows
18:25and all this stuff.
18:26I am.
18:26I'm in the, uh,
18:27I'm in the edit right now.
18:28Um, my, my, my director's cut
18:30at the, at the moment
18:31for, uh, Thomas Crown Affair.
18:32You are directing and starring
18:33in the Thomas Crown Affair.
18:35That's a great deal.
18:37That's exciting.
18:38And you're living in London.
18:39You're making this
18:40while you're in London, right?
18:41Yeah.
18:41For the past year,
18:42year and some change.
18:43I've been in the UK, uh,
18:45filming it.
18:45So I just got back
18:46right before, uh, uh, Thanksgiving.
18:48And I've been here ever, ever since.
18:49How do you like it over there?
18:51That is nice.
18:51Had you ever lived
18:52in another city overseas before?
18:54Uh, yes.
18:56Only while filming though.
18:57Right.
18:57Like every, every time I go
18:58to a different country
18:59for the most part,
19:00it's usually, I'm usually working.
19:01Do you miss home at all
19:02when you're over there?
19:03I miss a lot of things
19:04back home for sure.
19:06Uh, food being one of them.
19:07I think when the,
19:08the food here is like, uh,
19:09it is.
19:10Well, yeah.
19:10When you get used to having
19:11a lot of great Mexican food.
19:13I mean, the food,
19:13there is great food in London,
19:15but it's different from here.
19:16You won't find Mexican food
19:17in London.
19:18And if you do,
19:19you don't want to go there.
19:20I don't know if you want
19:21to try the Mexican food.
19:23Uh, uh, no.
19:23It's, it's, it's far
19:24from Mexico.
19:25Far, far.
19:26It's a very good distance
19:27from Mexico.
19:28And I, this is something
19:29that really appeals to me.
19:31You, and I,
19:32did this happen
19:32while you were over there?
19:33Were you invested
19:34in a football team,
19:36a soccer team over there?
19:37Yes.
19:37That was before I.
19:39Oh, before you went.
19:40Yes, yes, yes.
19:41This was like a business opportunity
19:42that came up to me,
19:42uh, a few years ago.
19:44And, uh, and I've always loved soccer,
19:46but I just, I love sports,
19:48like, you know, in, in general.
19:49So the opportunity
19:50to get involved
19:51on a, uh, ownership level
19:52of a, of a sports franchise,
19:54that was, uh, you know,
19:55was right up my alley.
19:56What's your team over there?
19:57Bournemouth Cherries.
19:58And do you follow
19:59everything they do?
20:00Are you keeping, like,
20:01a close eye on all this stuff?
20:02Yeah, you know, I'm, I'm not like a,
20:03you know, I'm not a,
20:04a micromanager of any sorts,
20:06but I like to like, you know,
20:07see what's going on with the players
20:08and the trades and the wins.
20:09We've been having an amazing, you know,
20:11last two seasons
20:12have been phenomenal.
20:13The Cherries is the name of the team.
20:15You're saying it like
20:15it's not intimidating or something.
20:17Like, what's, um...
20:19What's up, man?
20:20No, it's not intimidating,
20:21but I do think it's a good name.
20:23OK, thank you.
20:23OK, all right.
20:24Yeah, because I always think of,
20:25like, what's the, what are the,
20:26what do the jerseys look like
20:28and that kind of...
20:28Do you get involved in any of that stuff?
20:30I did.
20:30Actually, this was, uh,
20:31my first season
20:33where I got a chance to, um,
20:34design a kit.
20:35They call the jerseys.
20:36They're kits. They're not jerseys.
20:37Kits, right. Yeah, that's right.
20:38Yeah.
20:38Correct me all the time.
20:39Right. OK, so you know...
20:40OK, yeah.
20:41Just setting you up to win.
20:42Setting you up to win.
20:43So you had, you just decided,
20:44I'm gonna make a kit
20:45and they're gonna wear that kit.
20:47Yeah, well, I,
20:48it didn't happen quite like that,
20:50but, but, you know,
20:51I decided to make a kit
20:53and they ended up wearing them, so...
20:54How does that work?
20:55Do you sit down with a pen and paper
20:57and some magic markers
20:58and do you come up with the...
21:00I, I, something like that,
21:01or it just comes to me
21:02in a vision sometimes, you know?
21:04Uh-huh.
21:05No, but, but, but me
21:06and a couple of the, uh,
21:07my creative directors,
21:08we, we got together
21:09and we started building out designs
21:10and started messing around
21:11with different patterns
21:12and we came up with some cool...
21:14Do you run it by the players beforehand
21:16just to make sure
21:17they're not gonna hate it?
21:18I do not.
21:19You do not.
21:20I do not.
21:21We just hope they, they like it
21:22and then they end up,
21:23you know, wearing it
21:24and it works out.
21:25Are you at all concerned about,
21:27like, if the team doesn't do well,
21:29that you get blamed for it?
21:31That people are like,
21:31oh, ever since this American came in,
21:34the cherries haven't been fresh.
21:36I haven't thought about that,
21:37but now I'm gonna have,
21:38uh, yeah.
21:38I'm gonna have, uh,
21:39I'm gonna have nightmares about that.
21:40Potentially haven't.
21:40Thank you so much.
21:42Uh, no.
21:42Well, if you haven't had to think about it,
21:44then probably it's not a big,
21:45a big deal.
21:46Okay.
21:46But then it's, you know,
21:48like, like, well, you know,
21:49Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mack,
21:50they got, they went in on,
21:51on, uh, their team,
21:53the Wrexham team.
21:53We actually played a friendly
21:54a couple of seasons ago.
21:56Our two teams, Wrexham and Boyle.
21:58Were you guys at the game
21:59at that time?
21:59Yeah, we went. Yeah.
22:00No, I didn't, they didn't go.
22:01I was there.
22:01You were there.
22:02Oh.
22:02So you're, in the way,
22:04a bigger supporter of your team
22:05than they are of theirs.
22:06Whoa, whoa.
22:07Is this the presidential debate
22:08or something?
22:09What are we doing?
22:12No, no, no, no, no.
22:14He, we're definitely very competitive
22:16in what he's been doing
22:17with Wrexham and, you know,
22:18the show and the doc
22:19and all that good stuff
22:20has been, has been amazing.
22:21He definitely blew that team up.
22:22And I'm trying to do my version
22:23of that with, uh,
22:24Bournemouth as well.
22:25Yeah. All right.
22:25All right. We're gonna take a break.
22:26We're gonna come back
22:27and, uh, talk about, uh,
22:28your fantastic movie Sinners.
22:30Michael B. Jordan is here.
22:44These two gonna be playing down
22:46at the old sawmill.
22:47It's the grand opening
22:48of our new joint, Club Juke.
22:51We gonna have us
22:52a battle of the blues.
22:55It's gonna be real.
22:56Ring-a-ding-ding.
22:57Just close.
23:00That is Michael Jordan,
23:02Joe Roy Lindo,
23:03and Miles Caten in Sinners.
23:06I'm gonna tell you something.
23:07I, I, I mean this sincerely.
23:08I love this movie.
23:10I love it.
23:11I, I think it is a great movie.
23:13Every bit of it.
23:14This kid, Caten, he's like, uh,
23:16I mean, his, first of all,
23:18he's got a beautiful singing voice.
23:20Incredible.
23:20Incredible.
23:20I'd never seen him before.
23:21Had you seen him in anything?
23:22This was literally his first,
23:24uh, time auditioning for anything.
23:26He's gonna be here tomorrow night,
23:28um, singing for us.
23:29Oh, yeah.
23:30You guys are in for a treat.
23:31You guys are in for a treat.
23:32I mean, he learned how to play a guitar
23:34in two months.
23:35For the, for this movie.
23:37So he never played a guitar before,
23:38learned how to play it for this film,
23:40and everything that you see him doing.
23:41You could see him playing it.
23:43Wow, that's, that's, I don't know,
23:44that's depressing, what it is.
23:47And I usually don't go in for scary movies,
23:49cause they're, cause they scare me.
23:51This is what I know about you,
23:52so that's why it's a big deal
23:53that you actually went and saw it.
23:54There's one exception though,
23:56a vampire movie I will consider.
23:58Okay.
23:59Because I think it's because
24:00they don't really die in a way,
24:02you know, I don't know what it is exactly.
24:04But I don't like a huge amount of blood,
24:06but I didn't feel like,
24:07like there was a lot of that in this movie.
24:09It, it, it was, it was a lot of blood.
24:11Yeah, it was, it was a lot of blood there.
24:13Um, that's one of my, my, my pet peeves
24:15that I found out that I didn't even know
24:17bothered me as much as being covered in fake blood,
24:20is, is woof.
24:22My wife, I do want to tell you this, so,
24:24and she hates that I'm going to tell you this,
24:26but we're watching the movie,
24:28and, um, my wife loves you by the way.
24:31Thank you, appreciate it.
24:32As do I.
24:32But we're watching the movie,
24:33and she goes,
24:34this other guy looks just like Michael.
24:44I was like, what?
24:45So, how'd you, how'd you break it to you?
24:46I, you just started laughing.
24:48I couldn't, I wish I was, I was cool enough
24:50to keep it together and keep her going,
24:52but, um, and some gummies may have been involved in that.
24:54Okay.
24:55That's okay, that's okay.
24:56All right, all right.
24:57But, yeah.
24:59She did not know going in
25:00that you were playing Smoke and Stack, so.
25:02Hey, that's pretty cool.
25:03Yeah, she was.
25:04That's good, man.
25:05I think that's a compliment.
25:06I will take that as a full-blown compliment.
25:08When you play two characters like that,
25:10do you get paid twice?
25:11Do you get paid double for that?
25:13I've been asked that question a little bit,
25:15and I never thought about it before,
25:16but maybe I should consider that moving forward.
25:19And this is not a joke, but this is a real question.
25:21Can you be nominated two times?
25:25Can you get two best actor nominations for one movie?
25:30I don't know the answer to that.
25:31You should have figured that out already.
25:33Yeah.
25:34Because that would be something crazy.
25:36I might look into that, but I'm not sure.
25:39That's a good question.
25:40Does anybody know that?
25:41I gotta find something.
25:42Yeah, I gotta find something.
25:42How do you keep them straight
25:43when you're playing identical twin brothers like that?
25:46What do you mean?
25:47Like, as far as, like.
25:48Like, just making, you know, they're different.
25:49They're not, you know, they're,
25:50I think that's probably part of why my wife
25:52didn't know it was you and both things.
25:54Because they do, they look alike, obviously,
25:57but there's differences.
25:58The mannerisms, everything.
25:59Like, I start from, by creating backstories
26:02for all my characters.
26:03And these guys, obviously they were born at the same time
26:05and they had a shared childhood trauma.
26:09I think childhood trauma shapes all of us
26:11in our adult lives.
26:13And from the way that they walked
26:15to the cadence of their speech,
26:18the way they were at rest,
26:20the shoes I wore for Smoke,
26:23I had a size too big shoe.
26:24Because usually when you have big shoes on
26:27or you wear shoes that aren't fitting quite right,
26:29it's hard for you to move around.
26:30And I didn't want, and Smoke was a character
26:32that was pretty in place.
26:34He moved slowly and deliberately,
26:35but he didn't do a lot of extra movements.
26:38Stack, on the other hand, was a little bit more,
26:40he was light.
26:41He was a little more buoyant.
26:42So I wore a half size too small shoe for him.
26:44And that was just easy for me,
26:46because more fidgeting and just a little bit,
26:48you know, moving around a little bit.
26:50So that really helped me kind of in the physical body
26:53of Stack.
26:54And then it was just, you know, the music,
26:57to the grills that I had on,
26:59and obviously the wardrobe and all those things
27:01help out a lot.
27:02And the phenomenal cast that I had an opportunity
27:04to work opposite.
27:05Great cast.
27:06Phenomenal.
27:06Really great cast.
27:07Haley, Delroy.
27:08And the music is unbelievable.
27:10Yeah, it was really great.
27:11So, you know, you're only as good sometimes
27:14as the people around you.
27:15So when we were surrounded by an incredible cast like that,
27:17it was really helpful to say.
27:19How did they do the scene where you're fighting yourself
27:24as an actor?
27:25So I have a twin double.
27:29Uh-huh.
27:30And a twin stunt double for that particular moment.
27:34A twin double and a twin stunt double.
27:36Yes.
27:37So twin double sometimes when I'm in.
27:39Are they twins?
27:41No.
27:42They are not twins.
27:43OK.
27:45At the right lighting, if you squint and,
27:47you know what I'm saying, and you tilt your head,
27:49they kind of look similar.
27:50But no.
27:51No.
27:51Not twins.
27:52So my twin stunt double, we would,
27:56I would do one pass at Smoke and one pass at Stack.
27:59And I would wear this thing called a halo rig,
28:02which is like a harness with about like 12 cameras that,
28:05you know, get a 360 view of my performance.
28:08And I would do the whole scene with that halo rig on.
28:11And then visual effects would take it from there.
28:15And they put your head on the bodies of these guys.
28:17And depending on what part of the,
28:20this is just strictly for that fight sequence.
28:22Uh-huh.
28:23And depending on what part of the story
28:25or what character is in control of that moment,
28:29that would be me in real time,
28:31or it would be my twin stunt double with the face.
28:34Have you thought about using this technology
28:36for another Creed movie, like Creed fights Creed?
28:40No, I think that's like Creed like 47.
28:42OK.
28:43Like, if I ever get that far down in the cannon,
28:46then yeah, I might pull out that .
28:48I heard a rumor or I read a rumor
28:51that you are going to be making a Miami Vice movie,
28:53Crockett and Tubbs with Austin Butler.
28:58Rumors be rumoring.
29:00Uh-huh.
29:03Listen, I love Miami.
29:05Miami is an amazing place, you know?
29:09That's a good way of answering it.
29:11Well, it's great to have you here.
29:12Congratulations.
29:13If you haven't seen it, go see Sinners.
29:15It's back in the theaters on January 23rd.
29:18Michael B. Jordan, everybody.
29:19We'll be back with Joe McCann.
29:30All right, our next guest is a very funny and talented
29:34and immaculately groomed man.
29:36He returns as critter wrangler Frank Shaw
29:38on season four of Animal Control.
29:41You can see it Thursday nights on Fox.
29:42Please welcome Joel McHale.
30:07Welcome, welcome.
30:09Congratulations on your Seahawks.
30:11Yes, I'm not excited at all.
30:13You can show it off.
30:14It's all right if you want to.
30:16There it is.
30:16You're a real, you know.
30:17Some people pretend to be fans of their hometown team,
30:20and you can kind of tell if they are or they aren't.
30:23You're a real serious fan.
30:24Yeah, I have a problem.
30:26Yeah.
30:27It's anxiety-inducing.
30:29And now we're 14-3, greatest record we've ever had.
30:33Is that the best?
30:34Oh, wow, that's the best record.
30:35I mean, they also added more games, but guess.
30:37Oh, OK.
30:38That helps out with the records.
30:40But guess which games I went to?
30:43Well, you've gone to a lot of games, I would guess.
30:45This year alone.
30:46Only this year, actually.
30:48Oh, you went to all three losing games?
30:50Yeah.
30:50Oh, no.
30:51Yeah.
30:52Yeah.
30:52Yeah.
30:53They didn't win any games?
30:55Is that true?
30:56That is true.
30:57I am the cooler.
30:58And I think I figured out why.
31:03I'm not kidding.
31:04I'll tell you, my dad is first cousins with Kyle Shanahan's dad,
31:09Mike Shanahan.
31:10Wow.
31:10So it's like the Hatfield and McCoys.
31:12So, uh, and they said to break the curse,
31:15you have to go on a late night talk show and talk about it.
31:17Here we are.
31:19And so go Hawks.
31:20Wow, that's crazy.
31:21So you won't go to, they're playing the Niners on Sunday,
31:24you won't go to the game, right?
31:25No, no, no, no, no.
31:26No, no, no.
31:26I'm actually, I'm flying to Perth, Australia,
31:28just to be as far away as possible.
31:31I'm getting big, big shout out to Perth.
31:35Hey, guys.
31:38You have fans in Perth.
31:39No, no.
31:40They were excited you're leaving town.
31:42Oh.
31:43Yeah.
31:44How often?
31:44You can stay at my house if you want.
31:46That's fine.
31:47How often do you go home to Seattle?
31:50Uh, way too much.
31:51And, uh, no, I go there.
31:52A lot, right?
31:53I love my, uh, home city of Seattle.
31:56And I, we go there for, uh, Christmas.
31:59We go through for all the holidays.
32:00And, uh, we stay in my parents' basement.
32:04Ew.
32:04And, uh, stay in my old room.
32:06Oh, do you?
32:07And I wear, I wear my old clothes.
32:08It's weird.
32:09Uh.
32:10Is your room as it was when you lived there?
32:12Yes.
32:13I still have the David Bowie poster up.
32:15Really?
32:16Yeah, no, we stay in that room.
32:18And it's, sometimes I think about you, Jimmy.
32:21And I, cause I, it's weird.
32:25And then five minutes later, I'm fine.
32:28And, uh, sorry.
32:30My poor.
32:31I take it as a compliment.
32:33My kids are gonna love this.
32:34Uh, no, but I, like I remember, I have a memory of being in that room.
32:40So when I, going way back, uh, to the 90s, uh, when I was in college, I, I, cause I
32:46remember you worked in radio in Seattle.
32:48I worked at KZOK FM in Seattle.
32:50KZOK FM.
32:50And you worked in radio there too, right?
32:52I did.
32:53What station were you on?
32:54At Cairo.
32:55K-I-R-O.
32:56Now that was only an AM station when I worked there, I think.
33:00Right?
33:00Were you?
33:00Oh.
33:01AM sucks?
33:02What's wrong with you guys?
33:04What, are you saying that yours was better?
33:06No, I'm just saying it was like a news channel, right?
33:09Yeah, it was a news channel.
33:09Yeah.
33:10So we played all the hits.
33:11And, uh, so.
33:13What did you do?
33:14What show were you on?
33:14Well, I was an intern at this show called the Pat Cashman Show.
33:18I've heard of Pat Cashman.
33:19And, uh, one of the funniest people, uh, I know and ever met.
33:23But I was working on his show as an intern and I hate getting up early.
33:29Yeah.
33:29And, uh, I don't know how you are with early morning radio.
33:32Well, the show starts at, what, 5.30 AM, right?
33:34Starts at, so I had to be there at 5.
33:37Uh-huh.
33:38And I would set my alarm for 4.30 and I'd be, I'd scramble out of bed and drive down
33:44there.
33:44And my greatest fear was that I was going to sleep through my alarm.
33:49And so I had like five alarms and I had, one of the alarms was set to Cairo.
33:54So I would hear, I would always listen to it to see what the latest disc jockey was doing.
33:59And, uh, I remember waking up, but I was like kind of in a dream.
34:04And they were talking about me on the radio.
34:09And Pat was like, I don't think, I think the intern slept through his alarm.
34:14And his co-host, Dory Monson, was like, oh, Joel absolutely slept through his alarm.
34:20And then I was like, I'm, they're talking, this is happening right now.
34:25I'm, I slept through my alarm.
34:28And, uh, I remember putting on my pants and no underwear.
34:32I was so freaked out and no socks.
34:34And I shot down there and they were like, you shouldn't have come in.
34:38You don't need to do that.
34:39And they were so kind.
34:41And they, uh, and Pat allowed me to do a bunch of bits on the radio back then.
34:46Oh, sure.
34:46You were probably like, I mean, unpaid gold for him, right?
34:51I paid him back since.
34:52You did.
34:52Uh, no, but they were, they'd be like, just go out in your car and, uh, call in.
34:56And I'd call in and be like, there's a helicopter trying to land on the radio station right now.
35:01And they're like, that's our news chopper.
35:03And I'm like, great, great.
35:05Going way back.
35:07When did you work for KZOK?
35:091989, 1990.
35:11And that's when you were, you were afraid of Mount Rainier.
35:15Still am.
35:15Yep.
35:16Yep.
35:17There's an active volcano outside of Seattle called Mount Rainier.
35:20And every day I'd go outside on my deck and I'd look at it and I'd think, that's going
35:24to get us one day.
35:27And I thought when you first told me that I was like, oh, come on.
35:30And then I started looking it up and I'm like, oh, this could go off.
35:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:34We could be in.
35:35Not to mention the earthquake.
35:36I mean, you know, you've got a big fault there on the Puget Sound.
35:39You've got tidal wave fears.
35:41It's really not the place to be.
35:43Well, yeah, there's no natural disasters here in Southern California.
35:49We have less.
35:50We have less.
35:51You need to stay home.
35:53What would I have to, what would be the bribe to get you to climb Mount Rainier?
35:57To climb it?
35:57Yeah.
35:58That's not a matter of fear.
35:59It's a matter of fat.
36:02I am too fat to climb a mountain.
36:05You, you are not too fat.
36:07I want you to see what happens when I unbutton this jacket.
36:10It's like, boof.
36:10It's just.
36:13Guillermo gets shot in the eye.
36:14I'm wearing.
36:15It shoots off.
36:16I'm wearing three sets of skims right now.
36:20All right.
36:20Let's take a break.
36:21And we're going to talk about your television show because that is why you're here.
36:24Yeah.
36:25I mean, as much as you like to see, we like to see each other.
36:28You're here to tell people to watch your show.
36:30I'm coming off my big Golden Globes win.
36:31And your big Golden Globes win, right.
36:35He won top guy at the Golden Globes.
36:38People are like, wait, did he?
36:39Just go with it.
36:39Joel McHale is here.
36:41Thank you guys.
36:48Quiet!
36:51See?
36:52And this is why I have a pear orchard and you're relegated to being my chauffeur.
36:58I actually chose to drive your fun-sized body around.
37:01Shockingly, it was better than the other option.
37:03I thought you ran this precinct.
37:05Boy, how the mighty...
37:07What?
37:08Oh, my God!
37:09Ah!
37:10Ah!
37:10Make it stop!
37:11Help me!
37:12Help me!
37:13Help me!
37:14Oh, Roman, this is me!
37:15Help me!
37:16One more time back in your life.
37:18Yeah, I want to get a close-up of your face.
37:20Yeah, baby.
37:21That is Joel McHale and Ken Jeong in Animal Control,
37:25which comes back on Thursday night.
37:27That's a documentary, you guys.
37:31Did you know Ken could make that noise?
37:34No.
37:34He broke a lot of windows around Vancouver with that.
37:38It was...
37:38Yeah, that was Ken Jeong.
37:39We were just helping him get back on his feet.
37:42And so we gave him a job, just, you know,
37:45so he has a little spending money.
37:46Last time you were here, Ken was here in the audience
37:49pretending to be your mother.
37:50Mm.
37:51That's right.
37:52Yes.
37:53No, yeah, my...
37:54Did you...
37:54My mom turned 80, uh, this year, and as a tribute,
37:58I was like, Ken, you dress up like my mom
38:00and be in the audience?
38:01And, uh, we did the bit, and my mom, I was like,
38:03what'd you think, mom?
38:04She was like, I was honored, and it was really weird.
38:10And I was like...
38:11That's pretty solid.
38:12That seems about right.
38:13Yeah.
38:14So...
38:14You, uh, your son is...
38:16Isaac is on an episode of the show this season.
38:18He is, yes.
38:18How long to see now?
38:19He is 17.
38:20This is his second time on the show, right?
38:22Yes.
38:22He plays a frat brother.
38:25And, uh, yeah, he's on Animal Control,
38:27and, uh...
38:28That's fun.
38:28Yeah, when they went to go touch his hair,
38:29they were like, it's perfect.
38:31It's already...
38:31You look like a frat bro.
38:32And he was like, gotcha.
38:34Good.
38:34Great.
38:35And I...
38:35He was very cool.
38:37I was so nervous.
38:38And, uh, my...
38:40I was like...
38:40I had astronaut heart rate at that point.
38:42You did.
38:43Oh, yeah.
38:43Yeah.
38:44And then, uh, then he...
38:45He did it, and he was like, see ya!
38:47And, uh...
38:48Not nervous, huh?
38:49Yeah.
38:49Not nervous.
38:49And he just, uh, he just got his license.
38:52And...
38:53Really?
38:53Yeah.
38:53Oh, wow.
38:54Uh, he's a drug dealer now.
38:56And, um...
38:57And what about Eddie?
38:59Your older son?
39:00How is he doing?
39:01He...
39:01Eddie, uh, my eldest, is turning 21 this week.
39:06Wow.
39:07It, uh, I can't...
39:11I can't believe it.
39:12Yeah.
39:13He has more hair everywhere than I do.
39:15He looks like an almond brother.
39:18And, uh, he makes jokes to me that I...
39:23Like, I was like, oh, my kids tell jokes at me that I can't respond.
39:26He goes, hey, Dad, how come we never bonded?
39:28And I'd be like, that hurts.
39:30And he's like, I know.
39:32And...
39:33I...
39:34I...
39:34Sure, obviously, you remember this.
39:36But, uh, so, Eddie, uh, so when he was two months old, he had open-heart surgery, uh,
39:42at Seattle...
39:43I mean, not Seattle Children's, Los Angeles Children's Hospital.
39:45See?
39:46Yes.
39:46Go Seahawks.
39:47And, uh...
39:48I believe we had the same surgeon for our sons, right?
39:52Yeah.
39:52Dr. Paul Starnes.
39:54Yeah, Dr. Starnes.
39:55Yeah.
39:55And, uh, I figured out that he was a good surgeon, uh, when we were waiting to see...
40:02Like, so they...
40:02You know, you go through...
40:03Like, you can't...
40:04Like, I was just hosting the soup for the first time then.
40:08And, uh, thank you, one person, for remembering.
40:11And...
40:13I was like, oh, I need...
40:15I...
40:15The fart jokes really took a back seat to the surgery your child is having.
40:20Yeah.
40:20And we're at the hospital, and we're waiting, and we're waiting to hear how it's going.
40:24And then we're sitting in the cafeteria, and our friend went, how do you think it went?
40:29And I was like, I think, actually, it did go well, because Dr. Starnes is eating a sandwich
40:33right now, and our kid is still in surgery, and, you know, I think he was, uh, you know,
40:40full-stomach good news.
40:41So it, uh, it worked out great.
40:45Yeah, yeah.
40:45When you see your surgeon having a sandwich...
40:47Yeah.
40:50It sounds like a children's book.
40:52He was...
40:53Yeah, there...
40:54Yeah, I look back on it now, and I'm like...
40:57Now he's 21 years old.
40:58Yeah, he's 21, and I was gonna be...
41:00You know, he doesn't drink, and either do I, before four, and...
41:07He's always like, Dad, you gonna start drinking your junk juice?
41:09And I'm like, uh, yes, I am, and...
41:13So we're gonna try to get him drunk this week.
41:15Well, I'll give him my best as well.
41:16Um, it's Joe McHale, everybody.
41:18Nice.
41:19This is Joe.
41:21You can watch it Thursday nights, 9 o'clock on Fox.
41:31Thanks to Michael B. Jordan and Mr. Joe McHale.
41:34Apologies to Matt Damon.
41:35We ran out of time for him.
41:37Sorry.
41:37Night Live's next.
41:38Thanks for watching.
41:39Good night.
41:40Woo!
41:41Woo!
41:43Woo!
41:44Woo!
41:47Woo!
41:48Woo!
41:48Woo!
41:49Woo!
41:50Woo!
41:51Woo!
41:56Woo!
41:57Woo!
41:58Woo!
41:59Woo!
Comments