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▶ Head Witch in Charge
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00:00:24Grazie a tutti.
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50You should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Less than evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please...
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember?
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:27Thank you.
00:02:29That will be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:39It's on the house.
00:02:43It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:20debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you, I am going to sell your little sister
00:03:35off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:38Dad, Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:17Who remembers shipping it as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and act like
00:06:06nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:35Thank you.
00:06:36Thank you.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:06Hmm.
00:07:07Are you guys done making good eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:19I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:49I have wanted to do that, since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Erick.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait.
00:08:50I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:34Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:10:59The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you...
00:11:09wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:47all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open
00:12:05or I'll stop.
00:12:10That's a good girl.
00:12:12I'm down in my head.
00:12:19Oh my god.
00:12:20They hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just tell.
00:12:33Tell me anything.
00:12:35So good.
00:12:37but I need
00:12:37more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll beat you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down
00:12:54and I want you to scream my name
00:12:57when I come.
00:12:58Five.
00:12:59Five.
00:13:01Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:31in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:13:43at eight o'clock
00:13:45if you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:52You too.
00:13:58How did he know
00:13:59what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about
00:14:07your wild sister
00:14:08and the things that she's done.
00:14:09Mm-hmm.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one,
00:14:18if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules
00:14:23and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I mean,
00:14:28I know how you are
00:14:29in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:40So,
00:14:41any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:14:55Mm.
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try
00:15:15to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Maybe we could take it slow?
00:15:19Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body
00:15:22says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:55Okay, if my family saw me
00:15:57do any of that,
00:15:58they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else
00:16:04has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life
00:16:13doing what my family's
00:16:14told me to do.
00:16:15So,
00:16:18for once in my life,
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So,
00:16:29are you, uh,
00:16:31you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay,
00:16:34and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond
00:16:36will probably only last
00:16:37till the morning.
00:16:39So,
00:16:40are you ready
00:16:41for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready
00:16:43if you're ready.
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go!
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just,
00:16:59never been married before.
00:17:07Um,
00:17:08it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here
00:17:12wants me to pick out
00:17:13a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:13Hey, Mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:18Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric,
00:17:21Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald
00:17:24to the house
00:17:24and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen,
00:17:32I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise
00:17:35when I come home,
00:17:35I'll have enough power
00:17:36to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh,
00:17:52you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on,
00:17:57we'll be laughing
00:17:57about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:04Let's go.
00:18:17Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get
00:18:21hand-fasted under a full moon,
00:18:22then the hand-fast bond
00:18:24is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does,
00:18:29she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married
00:18:38in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43Alright,
00:18:43you ready to rock and roll,
00:18:44you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:52Woo!
00:18:54Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light,
00:19:20the most powerful object
00:19:22in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now,
00:19:24I could use it
00:19:25to take control
00:19:26away from my father,
00:19:27set secret and eye free.
00:19:35But I already
00:19:36betrayed her once.
00:20:04and I'll see you next time.
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries. Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:33Okay, and old magic is weak. The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird. The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:58No, it's... complicated.
00:21:00Complicated? Or distracted? You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not
00:21:09to play house. You're a Svensson. Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson? I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am. Then stop hesitating. If the rumors about the wand of
00:21:25light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize. So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then
00:21:31bring her to me! Idiot!
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of troll shit! You didn't want me. You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric. You knew I was a Sherwood from the start. That's why you gave me
00:22:07a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11Why before? Before you decided to mess with me? Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family
00:22:16forever?
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:19I know all about you, Svensons. All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking
00:22:26want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast mark, it'll fade. Just like you. Just like whatever this was.
00:22:37The hand fast wasn't a trick. Not that part. Not with you.
00:22:43It doesn't matter, Eric. You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:08So... that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by... then... well...
00:23:25See, this is why you don't fuck with old magic. It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling. Texting. Sending flying monkeys. Nothing. Not a single word from my beloved husband. For half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow. The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for
00:24:18getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:26I just need one night... to sleep without... thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you? What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:59Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:25:05Payday? Someone sent you! Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality. Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:13Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch. You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than when you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me! She had the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand! Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife. Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you were more into
00:26:46bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:53You should be thanking me. I did just save your home.
00:26:55Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone!
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:36Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or... worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it. But just... give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:11Please, Lili, just... give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:31No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lili.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:29:36four days.
00:29:38Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:14You imagined a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:33roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself. If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm. I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:52Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:30:57Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:30You're Svensson. You don't play house with Sheryls.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning? We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:53No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:32:17divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah. Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:32:40even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Peaky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you two.
00:33:28In Vegas
00:33:30You said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah
00:33:36Sigrid
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Svinson
00:33:41She's different than us
00:33:43Better
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No
00:33:49Not like me
00:33:50But you already know that
00:34:12?
00:34:30Woo!
00:34:43good morning wife
00:34:45I told you not to come
00:35:04you were saying something
00:35:07what
00:35:10how did you know I was awake
00:35:13the husband always knows
00:35:21well if you don't mind I'm gonna shower
00:35:27no peeking
00:35:32cross my heart
00:35:34hope to die
00:35:42I need to get a grip
00:35:44some washboard ads and a cocky grin
00:35:47aren't enough to make me fall for him
00:35:49I just
00:35:50need this one time
00:35:54to take the edge off
00:36:02I remember
00:36:04he touched me like this in Vegas
00:36:18look I'm so close
00:36:25that's it Lily
00:36:27be a good girl
00:36:29and go for me
00:36:37are you ready?
00:36:42okay Eric
00:36:57you said that you wouldn't look
00:37:01I don't need to look
00:37:03to know what you were doing
00:37:04well I'll think about me
00:37:07god you are so full of yourself
00:37:09do I know what I heard?
00:37:11say another word
00:37:12and I'll turn you into a frog
00:37:17were you thinking about that time
00:37:18I'm in Vegas
00:37:21where I ate you out
00:37:22in the shower
00:37:23you came so hard
00:37:25you almost crushed my skull
00:37:26between your thighs
00:37:29I think about those times a lot
00:37:32yeah well I don't think about them at all
00:37:59you still haven't even told me
00:38:00what you want the wand for yet
00:38:02it's on a need to know basis
00:38:04oh don't you think I need to know
00:38:08I am your wife after all
00:38:10oh now you remember you're my wife
00:38:12funny how you only remember that
00:38:14when it's convenient for you
00:38:15I remember every time I think about
00:38:17how badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:38:18so all I am is a mistake
00:38:20if I remember right
00:38:21you're the one that suggested
00:38:23that we get hand fast married
00:38:24obviously that was before I knew
00:38:26about all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family
00:38:32but in mine it's huge
00:38:34see there you go again
00:38:36always worried about what your family wants
00:38:38it's never about what you want
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to Eric
00:38:42if I don't I end up in situations like this
00:38:45did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair
00:38:48that maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit
00:38:52you ever think of that
00:38:54spoken like a true Spinson
00:38:56well you're a Spinson too sweetheart
00:38:58not much longer I can tell you that
00:39:19I want to get some coffee
00:39:21it's getting dark
00:39:21you really think you should be alone
00:39:23so now that we're married
00:39:24you think you have to babysit me too
00:39:30fine just don't take too long
00:39:35you got her in the car or what
00:39:37who
00:39:38don't play dumb with me boy
00:39:40the little Sherwood witch you married
00:39:43forgot to tell me about
00:39:46you thought I wouldn't find out huh
00:39:48you did a good job of hiding it
00:39:50I'll give you that
00:39:51maybe you are my son after all
00:39:54huh what's the end game here
00:39:55you said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58so you could pay off your debts
00:39:59what does she have to do with it
00:40:00because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need
00:40:05over the Sherwood family
00:40:07when I tell them their pretty little heir
00:40:09is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:11and then it'll be our family
00:40:14that gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:40:16so you just want to use her
00:40:18like you use mom
00:40:19like you're using your own daughter
00:40:21this is not a request
00:40:23boy
00:40:23bring the girl and the wand to me
00:40:25or you will be stripped of your name
00:40:28your magic everything
00:40:29and your sister
00:40:30she'll be the one paying the price
00:40:32for your mistakes
00:40:44this isn't right
00:40:45the trail should still be here
00:40:48would you like some coffee
00:40:49Miss Sherwood
00:40:50yeah thank you
00:40:51wait how did you know my
00:40:54you
00:40:58but the map said
00:40:59that's cute
00:41:01you think that dusty old map
00:41:03could track me
00:41:09that wand is mine
00:41:14not anymore
00:41:15or it's not
00:41:15and sadly
00:41:16my employers need your powers too
00:41:18employer
00:41:22this will only hurt a bit
00:41:25no stop
00:41:25stop
00:41:33get away from her
00:41:40Eric the wand
00:41:53my magic
00:41:55she took half of my magic
00:41:57Eric
00:41:57you're okay
00:41:58I got you
00:42:00you're okay
00:42:03I don't understand
00:42:04the map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:07what did she want with my powers
00:42:09thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:13she can't have gone far
00:42:14we'll find her
00:42:14lay low for now
00:42:16Eric stop the car
00:42:17I can't breathe
00:42:19okay
00:42:29hey
00:42:30look at me
00:42:31look at me
00:42:32you're okay
00:42:32you're okay
00:42:33just breathe
00:42:34I got you
00:42:35you're safe
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me
00:42:39Eric
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43not while I'm breathing
00:42:57I still hate you
00:43:01if you hated me
00:43:03you wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:05this doesn't change anything
00:43:08it's only scratching an itch
00:43:10once we get the wand
00:43:12and we do the divorce spell
00:43:14and we forget each other existed
00:43:20is that what you want Lily?
00:43:23you want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26you want to forget
00:43:27I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric
00:43:47we can't do this
00:43:50this is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52we can't make that mistake again
00:43:54we have a job to do Eric
00:43:56let's get the wand
00:43:57that's it
00:43:59and then what?
00:44:01you know what happens after Eric
00:44:03we do the divorce spell
00:44:05and we never see each other again
00:44:07I don't know
00:44:08I don't know
00:44:09but...
00:44:13I don't know
00:44:14but...
00:44:17I didn't know
00:44:18how and...
00:44:18how and...
00:44:23and you know
00:44:34you know
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known. It's a satyr's inn. That's spelled.
00:44:55Norman Inhabitus smell. It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02Human orgies.
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, currency, or deepest desires, without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28You don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41You don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell doesn't create desire. It lets go of the lies. It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:39It's just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with it.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:00You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You're the other year.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me.
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily, Sherwood, Svenson.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dork.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:35I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:56No, you're going to sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:32I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:37Oh.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:44So, why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51Hmm.
00:49:52All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here.
00:50:09Or here.
00:50:12I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you want to.
00:50:22Just admit that I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:43So, what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I want to be inside you.
00:50:55I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59Then take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore, and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:51:40I don't know.
00:51:43I don't know.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I want to know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info.
00:51:55Mmm.
00:51:55Mmm.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58You're going to tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:19There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:45because my whole life was planned for me from the very start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:04If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used to tear against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:05I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30You always ask me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:17I didn't believe.
00:55:19I've seen you.
00:55:25eric, qualcosa è wrong
00:55:26dad's got visitors
00:55:28un po' di vecchia, non so chi sono
00:55:31gli hanno chiesto di playa piano
00:55:33come un tipo di dressa doll
00:55:34è un po' di me freddo
00:55:41eric
00:55:42eric
00:55:42eric
00:55:44eric
00:55:48eric
00:55:49eric
00:55:50eric
00:55:50no
00:55:52all those weird old men lived last night
00:55:55and I hexed my door so no one could get in
00:55:58don't let anyone in
00:55:59if dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men
00:56:01I know
00:56:03I'll just do what he says
00:56:06I always do
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E
00:56:09what if he actually does make me marry one of those guys
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen, alright
00:56:15look
00:56:16I'm close to getting the wand of life
00:56:19the wand of light
00:56:21like
00:56:22the one from the fairy tales
00:56:23you can't tell dad
00:56:26secret
00:56:26when I get the wand
00:56:28be ready for my call
00:56:30I have a plan
00:56:31I barely know basic spells
00:56:35I don't know
00:56:35you can
00:56:37I know you can
00:56:39when the time is right
00:56:40you'll be ready
00:57:07Filling up Bessie
00:57:08meet me downstairs
00:57:10when you're ready
00:57:20oh my god
00:57:22why do you and mom always do that
00:57:23a bit high strung aren't you sis
00:57:27I was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:29yeah and going by your aura
00:57:31I can guess about who
00:57:33very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36aww yeah
00:57:37well you and your little aura reading
00:57:38can go jump in a lake
00:57:40aww aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:42your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing
00:57:45or have you already murdered him after catching his dick
00:57:48I know all the best places
00:57:49tied a body by the way
00:57:52I'm calling Effie
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:55I'm not stupid
00:57:57and when we get the wand back
00:57:59you mean if you get the wand back
00:58:01we will
00:58:03and when we do
00:58:05we'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06this mark will be gone
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16it's not fair you know
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21because it's not like I can change it
00:58:23but it's not
00:58:26it's just the way it goes
00:58:27right
00:58:28there has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31and be a good heir
00:58:35Effie what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:39that's fine
00:58:40it's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:58:43just remember
00:58:44repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48all right
00:58:50whatever you say sis
00:58:51you know best
00:58:54I know
00:58:55give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:08last night was the last time
00:59:10after today we're done
00:59:13if I say that enough times
00:59:15maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30my family's magic is dying
00:59:32my father's been cashing in on broken promises for years
00:59:35but he holds most of the power
00:59:37and me and Sieg would just get the scraps
00:59:39that's how he controls us
00:59:42if I could use the wand just once
00:59:45I could take his power away from the grave
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine
00:59:50it's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54that's what you meant by trying to save your family
00:59:58I was gonna tell you the night before
01:00:00I was gonna tell you the truth
01:00:01and then I was just gonna ask if I could use the wand
01:00:04just once
01:00:06and then I would do whatever you want
01:00:08get a divorce
01:00:10leave you alone forever
01:00:12why didn't you tell me
01:00:16why didn't you tell me that morning
01:00:17maybe things could have been different
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay
01:00:23it's a nice idea
01:00:26but our families have been at war
01:00:27since the beginning of time
01:00:30maybe if we were different people
01:00:33we have different lives
01:00:35this would have worked
01:00:37maybe we can work
01:00:40maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:42a witch can hope
01:00:51what?
01:00:53do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10wait, I'm driving
01:01:12pull over
01:01:31you have got to be kidding me
01:01:39end of the line, witches
01:01:49no
01:01:51no
01:01:52no
01:01:52no
01:01:52no
01:01:52no
01:01:53no
01:02:02Eric
01:02:06no
01:02:09no
01:02:14non
01:02:15oh
01:02:15oh
01:02:28now's not a good time old man
01:02:30well
01:02:30it sounds like my insurance policy worked
01:02:34you
01:02:35you sent the shadow thief
01:02:37of course i sent her
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users, apparently, taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed to be alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:29Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter. And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:44Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son. You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell home, man.
01:03:53Go to hell home, man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19And to him, finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my...
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:17Oh my god.
01:05:20I can't save you, I don't have my powers.
01:05:23I need you to run.
01:05:25You could have saved yourself.
01:05:28I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:32I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:39Yeah, but I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a devil's spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:57Yeah.
01:05:59I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I don't want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20We're the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:35I love you, too.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:10Please, please, please.
01:07:20Please, please.
01:07:22Eric, please.
01:07:36You absolute moron.
01:07:42You absolute moron.
01:07:44Oh, be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:49You're alive.
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:07:59The Wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that the Wand's user grants it its deepest desire.
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:15You...
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again.
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again.
01:08:50Maybe you could say it again.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:25Ah, there you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:42You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:44I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:47It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole.
01:09:51Hold me in.
01:09:55Secret.
01:09:56You ungrateful brat.
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests.
01:10:15You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17Magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:32Eric, Otis, Svensson, release me this instant.
01:10:36That is an order.
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone.
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:48Both of you will pay for this.
01:10:49You will both pay for this.
01:10:55Yeah, yeah.
01:10:56Talk soon, pups.
01:10:57We're going to hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here.
01:11:02Get back here.
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little bitch.
01:11:22So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:35Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Svensson.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:51We're going to take the wand of light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:55-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But, if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband.
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer.
01:12:26Didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood.
01:12:34Will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
01:12:59We'll be right back.
01:13:04We'll be right back.
01:13:07We'll be right back.
01:13:08We'll be right back.
01:13:10We'll be right back.
01:13:10We'll be right back.
01:13:10We'll be right back.
01:13:10Grazie a tutti.
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