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00:00:01Tutto il mio ragazzo è meglio di un'epoca
00:00:03ma 20 anni dopo, io sono ancora il punchline
00:00:06Dumpfla
00:00:11Dumpfla
00:00:12This is me
00:00:15I'm casually ruining my house for a really long time
00:00:24Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:30No, I'm sorry Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:37Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac, you can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:40Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:45C-c-c-kay?
00:00:49I still run this school podcast.
00:00:52Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:54Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:14Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:20name, but details.
00:01:22Yeah!
00:01:25Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:27You seem really amazing.
00:01:29Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:34You're such a big shot at the same thing.
00:01:36I'm actually...
00:01:37I came here for someone very special.
00:01:42I came back for you.
00:01:43Mia, um...
00:01:45Can I talk to you later?
00:01:47It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:52feel.
00:01:53Absolutely.
00:01:54Actually, I want...
00:01:55Come, come.
00:01:56Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:00So let's give him one.
00:02:03He came back.
00:02:09Ah!
00:02:15Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:17Mia!
00:02:18Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:21You're gonna be alright.
00:02:22Just hold on.
00:02:23I wish I could go back.
00:02:25What do you mean?
00:02:25Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:27How much?
00:02:29How much you want?
00:02:30Hey, Mia.
00:02:31Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:35Tell me.
00:02:40Am I...
00:02:41Dead?
00:02:45Or did my wish come true?
00:02:47Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:52Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:55I look 18 again.
00:02:56Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:13Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:27Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:31Mamie, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:44Nothing's changed.
00:03:45Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:47A nobody.
00:03:48The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:53You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:57Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:03Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:07Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:11Why?
00:04:12For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day!
00:04:23Don't be silly.
00:04:26Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:30She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit!
00:04:35Down!
00:04:36And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:44Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:54Okay.
00:04:55So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:03Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:07Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:11What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:14Let's clean you up.
00:05:16That's acid.
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:17I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:20And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:32Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:46Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:48Look-
00:05:52Like you're in trouble.
00:05:57So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:00High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:02Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:07Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:13Don't call me that.
00:06:14Or what?
00:06:14Little Miss st-st-stutter.
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:20You do that again?
00:06:21I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:24Hmm.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:31You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:39Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:45Let's see what this test team does.
00:06:54Mia, put the bottle down!
00:06:59No! No! No!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:05Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:07Freak science accident.
00:07:09Blame chemistry?
00:07:11God!
00:07:13Damn, Mia.
00:07:15Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:19Use your words.
00:07:20Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:22Just say something.
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:26No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:30I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me, too.
00:07:34Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:35Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:39You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:07:44What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom, queen!
00:07:47Stop! Stop!
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:50Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:58Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:07Look, if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:08:10I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel!
00:08:17Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:27I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:38Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost Dutch after high school.
00:08:42I am not losing them again.
00:08:44I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much.
00:08:50And I love you.
00:08:51Come here.
00:08:53It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:56And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:04Great!
00:09:04More maggots have arrived.
00:09:07Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:22Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:24Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:46Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:51My vote.
00:09:55Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con-Con, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this, together.
00:10:05Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:10I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:13Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:16You're the basketball captain!
00:10:19Even our parents won us together!
00:10:21It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:27Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:34Got it.
00:10:37Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B, E.
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right, you're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it! If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:03How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:07See you later, Misty.
00:11:15Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:22Um...
00:11:24Hi, Nia.
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Oh, sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh, no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:40It's like indestructible.
00:11:41Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:43Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:47She's nuts.
00:11:50You know, I...
00:11:50I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:54Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:00Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:02You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05Chalamet who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing, no.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:15You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:23I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:28To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:38Then who?
00:12:40Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:46Is...
00:12:47Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49Sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:56Oh, god.
00:12:57It's okay.
00:12:58Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:59Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and smart and she
00:13:07probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:17Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:29Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:34Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Thank you, prom queen.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:58Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:05No!
00:14:06Oh God, don't you worry.
00:14:08Dylan, if I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:17Oh, perfect.
00:14:18Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:19You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:24Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh man.
00:14:31Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great.
00:14:43Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:47Sexual what?
00:14:48What?
00:14:49The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:01Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:11Boo!
00:15:11Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:15:14Bite me, Neapaz.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:19This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:26Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35Did your man, Mia?
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:40Or anybody.
00:15:42You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:45You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:50It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:57Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:22So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:26Mia!
00:16:28Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:35How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:51Go on her!
00:16:55Mia.
00:16:57Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:03Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:08You just talked to me.
00:17:09Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:13We really need to talk.
00:17:16How about that kiss?
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:22College.
00:17:23Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28But I will one day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:34So you can predict the future?
00:17:36Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:42Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:46Somewhere.
00:17:48Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:55And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:59Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:16For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:27Wait.
00:18:28Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:41Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:45Wait.
00:18:45Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:59Why not?
00:19:01Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:03Let the best bake her win.
00:19:06Ew.
00:19:07And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:21Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:37Jess a bitch straights again.
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:42You want me to go curse her?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kay.
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:49Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:56Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hello, Mia.
00:20:04Where are you?
00:20:06Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:14Hold on.
00:20:15May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:18I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:26Mia, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Overdressed much?
00:20:31Come on girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying...
00:20:35You look gorgeous.
00:20:37High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:39Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:40Look who's talking.
00:20:42Chef?
00:20:43Ready to win?
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:51Call me Queen.
00:20:55Cause I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:59Boo!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:14To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17Oh yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:23What?
00:21:24It's science meets sweets.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:29The bake-off begins...
00:21:31Now!
00:21:31No!
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33And we'll put this in...
00:21:37Like this.
00:21:38Like that.
00:21:46And then...
00:21:47This.
00:21:48That's on your nose.
00:21:50That's too much.
00:21:51That's too much.
00:21:57That's too much.
00:21:58No more.
00:22:00No!
00:22:05Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:08Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:19Oops.
00:22:20Foot slipped.
00:22:22Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:27My hand slipped.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Oh, she's awful.
00:22:34If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:38She just kicked our table.
00:22:39I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:42Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine.
00:22:44It's fine.
00:22:45So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist.
00:22:48Always.
00:22:49Has a plan.
00:22:53And...
00:22:54Time.
00:22:57The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica, you're up.
00:23:04It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:12So crazy!
00:23:15This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:44The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:06Mia Watkins!
00:24:08Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:18I can't believe it.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:22That's my queen!
00:24:23That's my best friend!
00:24:25We love her!
00:24:26Best day of my life.
00:24:29I knew you could do that.
00:24:33No!
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:40Not anymore.
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:48I'm sorry.
00:24:49High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:53Start a riot.
00:24:54Make it epic.
00:24:57Food fight!
00:25:01Food fight!
00:25:03Popular kids versus...
00:25:05No!
00:25:06Stop it!
00:25:13Stop!
00:25:15Stop!
00:25:21Team Jessica!
00:25:22Team Mia!
00:25:23Get over here right now!
00:25:27Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:32Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:35You and your friends can go.
00:25:37What?
00:25:38No, she's lying!
00:25:40I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:43You know what?
00:25:44No.
00:25:45I like having an attitude.
00:25:47I lived for years without one.
00:25:50And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:52One more bad word.
00:25:54One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:25:58Fine.
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:06Oh.
00:26:07Sorry.
00:26:08No one knows about that yet.
00:26:09Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:14Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended.
00:26:16My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:19No, no, no.
00:26:20I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:21You're both free to go.
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:24Of course.
00:26:25You're both free to go.
00:26:26And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:30The door's always open.
00:26:31How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh, $147,347.
00:26:38And...
00:26:38You be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:42I'll take a thought.
00:26:43Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:47Thanks.
00:26:47Thank you.
00:26:53Whoa!
00:26:53Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff, Phil?
00:27:00Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:03Right.
00:27:03It's no big deal.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:06So tell me...
00:27:09What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:13Oh, yeah.
00:27:15What's that one again?
00:27:16Uh, anatomy.
00:27:17It's the study of the...
00:27:18Human body.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:22You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:24My parents aren't home.
00:27:26Your place?
00:27:28Like a...
00:27:29Ooh!
00:27:30Like us?
00:27:31Together?
00:27:32Alone?
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:35Let's go, professor.
00:27:37I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:41Hey!
00:27:42Huh?
00:27:43Hehehehe.
00:28:13Grazie a tutti.
00:28:13Grazie a tutti.
00:28:53Grazie a tutti.
00:28:56Grazie a tutti.
00:28:57Grazie a tutti.
00:29:00Grazie a tutti.
00:29:03Grazie a tutti.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:12All right.
00:29:13Please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19All right.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:50Picep.
00:29:51Stop.
00:30:20It's not manhandling him.
00:30:22If you get a question wrong, you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No?
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:33You ready to lose?
00:30:37Trapezooseous.
00:30:37Where?
00:30:38Oh my...
00:30:44Um...
00:30:45Brachialis.
00:30:48Brachialis.
00:30:53Brachialis.
00:31:08Brachialis.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:22pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You...
00:31:35They're all...
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:41So, as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:07You're crazy.
00:32:09I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:26My dad's right!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:29Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:32:30Okay!
00:32:32Yeah, just a second!
00:32:50Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:51She's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:53Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test
00:32:58So much for her tutoring
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that
00:33:03Mia is
00:33:04Unimportant
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica
00:33:08Going to be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable
00:33:12Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person
00:33:16Than Jessica ever will be
00:33:18Girls aside
00:33:20Fail again and you'll finish senior year
00:33:22In boarding school
00:33:25You're 18
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even
00:33:31You know what? Never mind
00:33:32Hey, Mr. Oliver
00:33:34I will help Connor pass
00:33:37And I know he will go on to do amazing things
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart
00:33:46Connor, wait!
00:33:47Just please talk to him
00:33:49You can fix this
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him
00:33:52I think it's time you leave
00:33:53Miss valedictorian
00:33:55I need to speak with my son
00:33:57Alone
00:34:00Dad, wait!
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate
00:34:13He dies
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his stats
00:34:26I think everything's okay
00:34:28Today's test results were
00:34:32Abysmal
00:34:33But
00:34:34We did have two perfect scores
00:34:37Stellar work
00:34:38As always
00:34:39Mia
00:34:40And congratulations, Connor
00:34:43Keep up the good work
00:34:49Thank you
00:35:00Seriously, thank you
00:35:05I wouldn't have been able to pass that test without you
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out
00:35:14I know you're trying to help
00:35:16But
00:35:17You don't know him like I do
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21Can't just magically fix my own man
00:35:23I have to try
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time
00:35:27That's enough dad talk
00:35:28I have a surprise for you
00:35:32Oh
00:35:33Uh, wait
00:35:34Before you guys go
00:35:36I just wanted to say that
00:35:37I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:39For Mia's prom clean campaign
00:35:42So
00:35:43Come through
00:35:44And
00:35:45Vote for Mia
00:35:55Nikki
00:35:56Cancel your plans
00:35:58We have a party to ruin
00:36:01Here you go
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend
00:36:02Come to the party
00:36:04Here you go
00:36:06Oh shit
00:36:06That's my dad
00:36:07Come on
00:36:07Let's bounce before you see me
00:36:08Wait, no
00:36:08Just show him your test
00:36:09He'll be thrilled
00:36:10I'll show him another time
00:36:11No, no, no
00:36:11You don't have time
00:36:12Just
00:36:13Trust me
00:36:14Come on
00:36:15Connor
00:36:15Talk to him
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver
00:36:19Hey, Dad
00:36:19Hi, sir
00:36:20What are you doing
00:36:21Here
00:36:24I'm going out of town
00:36:25On work
00:36:26But I wanted to see
00:36:27How your test went
00:36:27If it's another F
00:36:29Connor
00:36:30I
00:36:31I aced it
00:36:38Thanks to Mia
00:36:40No
00:36:40No
00:36:41No, I barely helped
00:36:41It was all Connor
00:36:42You should be so proud
00:36:44Mr. Oliver
00:36:44Pride has to be earned
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go
00:36:50You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her
00:36:58Before the day is out
00:37:01Got it
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke
00:37:08Force her
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question
00:37:21Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade
00:37:24So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy
00:37:27And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons
00:37:32So can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her
00:37:35Enough
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is
00:37:37No fights
00:37:38Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop
00:37:40I'm busy
00:37:41Mia, please
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on
00:37:47Just this once
00:37:49Connor
00:37:50Listen
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you
00:37:53But it is because
00:37:54Dad, I gotta go
00:37:55I'll talk to you another time
00:37:58Get off me
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up
00:38:00The invite's still open
00:38:01I know a bunch of guys that could go
00:38:05Come on
00:38:05Five minutes
00:38:12Okay
00:38:14Alright, let's go
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke
00:38:26CopCon
00:38:27What a surprise
00:38:29I'm busy, Jessica
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia
00:38:33I heard she and Luke are getting close
00:38:37Oh, you know Mia
00:38:39She would do anything to be popular
00:38:43But you and me
00:38:44We were born to be on top
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart
00:38:50And when she does
00:38:52I'll be waiting
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor
00:39:03No, no, no, wait
00:39:04You're not going anywhere
00:39:06Until we talk about this party
00:39:09We'll come
00:39:09If you get on your knees
00:39:11And beg
00:39:12Hey
00:39:13Get the fuck off her
00:39:14Oh
00:39:17Oh, shit
00:39:18Caps here
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:22Hey, my different brother
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists
00:39:28Let me teach you a lesson in science
00:39:31Every action
00:39:33Has an equal
00:39:34And opposite
00:39:36Reaction
00:39:39All right
00:39:40Come on
00:39:41We'll go to a party to get to
00:39:44Fine
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself
00:39:50You know
00:39:51For a second there
00:39:52I kind of thought
00:39:54That you were into Luke
00:39:56When I saw you guys walking away
00:39:58Together
00:39:59Rit
00:40:02Rit
00:40:02Ew
00:40:03No, that walking steroid
00:40:06He's not even close to my type
00:40:07So
00:40:08Who is
00:40:12Hewler
00:40:17You are
00:40:20Not
00:40:21Gonna believe
00:40:22Who I'm into
00:40:24It's crazy
00:40:26What?
00:40:27It's so funny
00:40:28Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York
00:40:37She needs help unloading some pieces
00:40:39You should come
00:40:40My mom would be stoked to meet you
00:40:42No, I can't
00:40:43I have to change for that party
00:40:45Just borrow one of my mom's dresses
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty
00:40:52She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga lady
00:40:56You could probably borrow that
00:40:58If you're into that
00:41:00She won't like once
00:41:00Yeah
00:41:02Or not
00:41:03I mean
00:41:05If you're into it
00:41:06Really?
00:41:09Uh
00:41:10Yeah
00:41:11I mean, our proton's positive
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah
00:41:16Cool
00:41:17Go away the way
00:41:17Okay
00:41:18Yeah
00:41:18Let's go
00:41:20Okay
00:41:20Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on
00:41:26I need an answer
00:41:29Should I
00:41:41Mia
00:41:44Look
00:41:50Wow
00:41:52Well, it's all thanks to your mom
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:41:56Because her designs are going to be famous
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:02No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:05Right
00:42:06Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:08Because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude
00:42:12Well, if I die by then
00:42:14Just blink twice
00:42:15So I can skip finals
00:42:28Okay, future girl
00:42:29If you really know everything that's going to happen
00:42:31Who shows up first?
00:42:34I actually have no idea
00:42:40Hey, ConCon
00:42:43And Sasquatch
00:42:44I'm here
00:42:45So your party's not the total bust
00:42:47And
00:42:48I brought party favors
00:42:51Everyone's already done
00:42:52We'll stop you in on the way over
00:43:20I tried to stop her
00:43:21But she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:22With worse highlights
00:43:25Oh, on page four
00:43:27There's a great polaroid that I took
00:43:28Of Mia wedding herself
00:43:30In sixth grade
00:43:31Yeah
00:43:31Page four
00:43:32She fed all my worst moments
00:43:34Into a little pink book
00:43:38Hey
00:43:39Hey
00:43:41I like your big tails
00:43:43And everybody had braces
00:43:45Mia
00:43:46This shit doesn't matter
00:43:50Actually
00:43:52It does
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:58Um
00:43:59Yeah
00:44:00That's kind of the whole point
00:44:01Do you really want your prom queen
00:44:03To be a girl who
00:44:04Makes out with her in-seat roasters?
00:44:07See page seven
00:44:08As long as it's not you
00:44:10I'm good
00:44:10Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly since birth
00:44:14And now everybody knows it
00:44:16You know
00:44:18A year ago
00:44:18This book would have destroyed me
00:44:21But
00:44:22Now I know everything in here
00:44:23Made me
00:44:24Who I am today
00:44:29So go ahead
00:44:31Read away
00:44:31I have nothing to hide
00:44:33Unlike you
00:44:34If you keep messing with me
00:44:35I'll just expose you
00:44:36For all the horrible things you've done
00:44:38You have nothing on me, poser
00:44:40What about
00:44:41What you did with the
00:44:42Ninth grade basketball team
00:44:44On the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:47I
00:44:48Nobody knows about that
00:44:50You just wait till Facebook
00:44:52Facebook?
00:44:53Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know this little tough girl act
00:44:57Is cute and all
00:44:58But the only one getting exposed today
00:45:00Is you
00:45:10What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:12Your couch potato
00:45:13Oh, shit
00:45:14Yeah
00:45:15Show us your stressed out
00:45:16Grainy pain
00:45:17That is way too far
00:45:19Jessica
00:45:20My mom gave her that dress
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her
00:45:24Honestly, I was helping
00:45:25Hey
00:45:26You're beautiful, Mia
00:45:27And you know it
00:45:28It's okay
00:45:29I'm not embarrassed
00:45:35Jessica
00:45:36You think
00:45:37Being prom queen
00:45:38Is all about looks
00:45:39Okay?
00:45:42High school bucket list
00:45:43Item number 12
00:45:45Flam it while you've got it
00:45:46You want my shine
00:45:49You want my glossy
00:45:51You want my sexy
00:45:53You want my sassy
00:45:55Ain't gonna get it
00:45:56Ain't gonna get it
00:45:58Ain't gonna get it
00:45:59Ain't gonna get it
00:46:00Ain't gonna get it
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it
00:46:14Wow, look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:19FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:21You will never live like us.
00:46:23No, I want to live better.
00:46:26How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:29I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:00Fine.
00:47:01Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:10Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:38Oh, my wrist.
00:47:40I think I sprained it.
00:47:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:43Hey, Mia.
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:46She needs help.
00:47:48Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:51Now.
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:47:57Not before I tell you that.
00:48:03Mia, I've always...
00:48:06Mia, hey.
00:48:08Hey, Mia.
00:48:08Are you okay?
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:12What?
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:18I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Hey, party's over.
00:48:35Everyone out.
00:48:36You heard him.
00:48:37Go.
00:48:37Get out.
00:48:38Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:40I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:53Thank you for saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:59For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:11Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:19And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:24I would never date Jessica.
00:49:27Connor.
00:49:27Seriously.
00:49:28Stop.
00:49:31Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:34You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:38She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:39She's a genius.
00:49:41You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:42It's really cool.
00:49:44Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:49Connor?
00:49:50Can you stay with me?
00:50:09You're the genius, Dummy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:43You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:47You scared me.
00:50:50God.
00:50:52No, I don't.
00:50:53I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:50:56So it's never around anyone.
00:50:58which is good.
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:08Well,
00:51:09you know the tradition.
00:51:12Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:15You want to help me rap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:20No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet anyway.
00:51:35So,
00:51:36eight ball girl,
00:51:38what's future me like?
00:51:39Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42No,
00:51:42you're not.
00:51:44Don't even look.
00:51:45I know you're not.
00:51:46You're,
00:51:47you're actually
00:51:49super successful.
00:51:52You're really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:51:59You're pretty
00:52:00perfect.
00:52:02I'm sure.
00:52:06No wonder I was in love.
00:52:15Hold up.
00:52:15Who,
00:52:16who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:18No one.
00:52:19I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:26Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:32So,
00:52:33so who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:38So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:44Okay.
00:52:46You know,
00:52:46I can actually read the future also.
00:52:49Really?
00:52:50You know what I see in our future?
00:52:56Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:06I'm sure he
00:53:09will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:15Wait, wait, wait.
00:53:17Connor.
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:20Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually,
00:53:22come on.
00:53:23You don't want to be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's going to love these,
00:53:41man.
00:53:42This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:43Sure.
00:53:45But
00:53:48I also just wanted to do something nice because in a few months we will all go our separate
00:53:55ways
00:53:56and who knows what will happen then, right?
00:54:03graduate in style, besties.
00:54:06Oh, you're too late, Butterface.
00:54:10The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:13I already got all their votes.
00:54:28So you're buying votes now?
00:54:30Me?
00:54:32Me?
00:54:33I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:38But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:44Besties?
00:54:46You don't even know their names.
00:54:49Of course I do.
00:54:52Well, the hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But hey, money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:12Look, Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:18Thank you.
00:55:19I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:28At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:30Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:35But you can't.
00:55:36Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:39Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:42Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:44Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:47And I love all my subjects.
00:55:50Even you.
00:55:52Look!
00:56:10OMG, you're twinny!
00:56:21Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:25I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh!
00:56:28And con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:30Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:32So?
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:37Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:45No matter what I do, this always gets your way.
00:56:49Prom queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing.
00:56:57Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though.
00:56:59He might be down.
00:57:02Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:04Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special.
00:57:08Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:11No.
00:57:12No.
00:57:12I know they're stupid.
00:57:15And she, she won this one.
00:57:17So let's just go.
00:57:17Just trust me.
00:57:19My daughter.
00:57:20They're gonna love them.
00:57:21Hey, you guys.
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:24And you're gonna love them.
00:57:27Shhh.
00:57:28Shhh.
00:57:35I can't wait.
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:48Come on, please.
00:57:53You came in.
00:57:55Noi non sono coach baggi o tiffany bracelets, ma...
00:58:00...i spero che quando in real world...
00:58:04...you'll remember them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?!
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should.
00:58:20You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:43Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:54Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:00But I'm...
00:59:02...kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years.
00:59:07You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:11And...
00:59:12You deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?!
00:59:22Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:25Well...
00:59:25I got one for you too.
00:59:32You trash.
00:59:34You pies.
00:59:36Stop!
00:59:37Okay!
00:59:38All right, fine!
00:59:39You're scared!
00:59:40Go!
00:59:40Please!
00:59:47Hey, um...
00:59:50This one's for you.
01:00:01Mia, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:14Magic 8-Ball.
01:00:15You on there?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:21Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24While you can.
01:00:27You'll never get this time back.
01:00:31Thank you.
01:00:32Yeah, thank you.
01:00:33Thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:37Hey, no!
01:00:38Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me...
01:00:42That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all I want.
01:00:56For you...
01:00:58I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time we slip out of the shadows.
01:01:16Hey, everyone.
01:01:19Tonight...
01:01:19All of us misfits...
01:01:21Are going to the finals.
01:01:24Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:37I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:04We're taking a stand.
01:02:06We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:10No plastics for prom!
01:02:13No plastics for prom!
01:02:14No plastics for prom!
01:02:15You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:17Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:22It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:29Woo!
01:02:30Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects,
01:02:35let's hear your voice.
01:02:40Attention, everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:48just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:52in front of the whole school.
01:03:07Come on, Mia!
01:03:10We're all waiting!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:15Hey, yes you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:20All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:27Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:34This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:44High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce friends.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:56Please rise.
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:28Oh, say can you see
01:04:35By the dawn's early light
01:04:40What so proudly we hailed
01:04:46At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:52Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:04:57Through the perilous fight
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:06Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:12And the rocket's red glare
01:05:16The bombs bursting in air
01:05:21Gave proof through the night
01:05:25That our flag was still there
01:05:30Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:43O'er the land of the free
01:05:50And the home of the brave
01:06:07Stop! Stop!
01:06:09Give it up for Mia.
01:06:11This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:15See?
01:06:16Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:35If you want to win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:37Yeah.
01:06:38Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:53Shit, that's my dad.
01:06:55What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:06:59Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:04This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:07This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:09Hey, look at me.
01:07:11I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:19It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:29And here we go, everyone.
01:07:31The big championship game.
01:07:32The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:37Let's begin.
01:08:05And ten seconds left.
01:08:07The home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:15He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:26He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:33Yes, he scores!
01:08:35The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:49Let's go!
01:08:51First, an A, and now this.
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:03I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:07And on you.
01:09:12I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:15Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:19Congratulations.
01:09:23You're right about everything.
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:28Am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:35We will take her down and dance for good!
01:09:39I won because of you.
01:09:40No, no, he won because of you.
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:45But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:51I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:03Wait, wait.
01:10:05Should we be doing this?
01:10:07I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:11It's you, Mia.
01:10:13It always has been.
01:10:18Holy circuits.
01:10:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:11You're staring again.
01:11:14Five more minutes.
01:11:16You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:30And you passed.
01:11:32With flying colors.
01:11:33Oh.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:43And what about brown tonight?
01:11:47Hmm?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:54You're never going to let that go.
01:11:58Stupid.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:03How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:08Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:11What?
01:12:12Yeah.
01:12:13I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:20So hot.
01:12:25Okay, so.
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:30Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:31Yes, please.
01:12:32Oh, I got to do it properly.
01:12:38Mia Watkins.
01:12:41Will you...
01:12:47Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:51and my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you.
01:12:56And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:05Come on.
01:13:06Let's go win that crown.
01:13:08Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:10No.
01:13:10Come on.
01:13:14I am going to give you
01:13:16the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:23Oh, she's going to?
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:28Maybe why don't they get the game?
01:13:30Maybe she's given her?
01:13:34No.
01:13:37She won't.
01:13:41I know she won't, because
01:13:44I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry.
01:13:48Say it again?
01:13:50Okay.
01:13:52This is going to sound insane.
01:13:53Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:55So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:01I'm from the future.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:13Yeah, the future.
01:14:14Cool.
01:14:15Are you like completely freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:18or the cops
01:14:19or an exorcist?
01:14:22No.
01:14:22You're not.
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:25and you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future,
01:14:31I believe you.
01:14:37Okay.
01:14:38Okay.
01:14:38That'd be the future scoop.
01:14:39How does Lost Dance?
01:14:41Oh, and was I right about Lance Puffs?
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:43Um, they got off the island.
01:14:45Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:47And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:51The future's wild.
01:14:52You have no idea.
01:14:54But this dance could change my life.
01:14:57Actually.
01:14:59So will you help me start?
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:03Come in.
01:15:05But before we close the hellmouth,
01:15:07that is Jess.
01:15:10Let's go.
01:15:37You look like a queen.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:42Hopefully I'll look.
01:15:57Welcome, students,
01:16:00to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:09You have one hour left
01:16:10to vote
01:16:11for this year's
01:16:12Prom King
01:16:12and Prom Queen.
01:16:15Yay!
01:16:18Ready to go back
01:16:20to being a troll.
01:16:21Ready to need therapy
01:16:22after I win?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:39Oh, my God.
01:16:41You look so good.
01:16:43Black is definitely
01:16:44in your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:45FYI, this is your last chance
01:16:47to make the right choice.
01:16:51Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:54I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:57Oh!
01:16:58But I want you.
01:16:59We are perfect together.
01:17:01Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:03when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:08Con Con,
01:17:08think about your future.
01:17:11My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:15Maybe?
01:17:15It could be
01:17:17if you worked on yourself
01:17:19and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:22You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:29I know you didn't want this before,
01:17:32but open it.
01:17:37Cool.
01:17:41Jess,
01:17:43Hey, don't do
01:17:45what you're planning
01:17:46to do tonight, okay?
01:17:48It could save your future
01:17:50if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning
01:17:58on doing anything
01:17:59other than winning.
01:18:00Oh!
01:18:11I tried.
01:18:13Principal Davis,
01:18:14there are kids
01:18:15doing drugs
01:18:16in the bathroom.
01:18:17I think it's
01:18:18cracking.
01:18:20I don't know,
01:18:21but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry,
01:18:25they are dying.
01:18:47Everyone,
01:18:48it is time
01:18:48to count the votes
01:18:49for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:53Let's welcome
01:18:54our Prom Queen finalists
01:18:55to the stage,
01:18:57Mia Watkins
01:18:58and Jessica Hart.
01:19:02And as expected,
01:19:04give it up
01:19:04for your Prom King
01:19:06Basketball All-Star,
01:19:09Connor Oliver.
01:19:10Thank you.
01:19:20Thank you.
01:19:23Connor?
01:19:24Connor?
01:19:28While I finish
01:19:29counting the votes,
01:19:31let's hear it
01:19:32from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:34Let's start
01:19:35with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like
01:19:40to thank
01:19:40all of my die-hard fans
01:19:43who voted for me
01:19:44the last four years.
01:19:46I'm so excited
01:19:47to leave high school
01:19:49and represent
01:19:50hot,
01:19:51popular,
01:19:52rich people
01:19:52everywhere.
01:19:58Hi.
01:20:00I shouldn't be here.
01:20:04That's what
01:20:05I told myself
01:20:05the past four years.
01:20:07I wasn't
01:20:10good enough.
01:20:11I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:12I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:16But I'm here now.
01:20:20And I'm here
01:20:22to represent
01:20:22all of you.
01:20:23The misfits,
01:20:25the outcasts,
01:20:26anyone who's ever felt
01:20:28alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:35Thank you.
01:20:44All right,
01:20:45ladies and gentlemen,
01:20:46the votes are in.
01:20:47Looks like we have
01:20:49a winner.
01:20:55And
01:20:56your 2006
01:20:59Prom Queen
01:21:00winner is
01:21:06Jessica Hart.
01:21:12I'm so sorry.
01:21:13Hey,
01:21:14it's okay.
01:21:15This is your moment.
01:21:16You earned it.
01:21:22I knew you guys
01:21:23wouldn't let me
01:21:23or the dumpster fire
01:21:24steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile,
01:21:29King.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:35You were right.
01:21:36You saw it all.
01:21:41And you believed me.
01:21:45Out of the way,
01:21:47freak.
01:21:47This is for
01:21:47royalty only.
01:21:49Oh,
01:21:50shut it,
01:21:51902-1-ho.
01:21:53Mia has
01:21:54something to say.
01:21:55I warned you.
01:22:05Mia?
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:08Mia Watkins?
01:22:08They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:11What?
01:22:13No!
01:22:14These are fake!
01:22:15Principal Davis,
01:22:17this is a setup!
01:22:18Mia.
01:22:19Is this true?
01:22:21No.
01:22:22No.
01:22:22Actually,
01:22:24Jessica lied,
01:22:26bribed,
01:22:26and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:28Okay?
01:22:29Mia?
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:33It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:34Fairly.
01:22:36But don't take it from me.
01:22:39Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:40Who voted for Mia?
01:22:46Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:51Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:53They actually voted for me.
01:22:55I never doubted them.
01:22:58Or you.
01:23:06High school bucket list,
01:23:07item number 15.
01:23:09Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:13The crown is mine!
01:23:15I'm the popular one!
01:23:17I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:20What more do you people want?
01:23:40Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:42Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:44This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:46Security!
01:23:47No!
01:23:48No, it was Mia!
01:23:50She knows things.
01:23:52She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:23:55I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:07She's so nasty.
01:24:10That's something Mia.
01:24:12Help me.
01:24:12You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:14No!
01:24:14This isn't right!
01:24:17You suck!
01:24:19You're cheating!
01:24:21Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:30No, I can't take that.
01:24:32Yes.
01:24:33I want you to.
01:24:35Clearly, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:39you can find me.
01:24:41Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:44Right here.
01:24:46I want you to.
01:24:58Wait, what happened?
01:25:03You okay?
01:25:05I'm okay.
01:25:06What happened?
01:25:07I don't know.
01:25:09I don't know.
01:25:10I don't know.
01:25:11I don't know.
01:25:11Boys, boys, boys, boys.
01:25:11Boys, boys, boys, boys.
01:25:13Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
01:25:15But I want you to know you.
01:25:15Tu ti tratti e fai.
01:25:17Tu ti bene?
01:25:19Si.
01:25:25Onde è Jessica?
01:25:27Jessica?
01:25:29Jessica Hart?
01:25:31Non lo so, probabilmente è in presenza.
01:25:34Remember?
01:25:35Si è stato arrestato a prom?
01:25:37Non ho visto in 2006.
01:25:40Sì.
01:25:43Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:50But that's all in the past.
01:25:52I wanna focus on the future.
01:25:56You know Watkins,
01:25:58since the first time I met you
01:26:00in freshman year,
01:26:02I loved you.
01:26:04You were
01:26:05the cutest
01:26:06glasses wearing
01:26:09nerd I ever met.
01:26:13And from our wild
01:26:15study sessions to
01:26:17winning prom king and queen
01:26:19senior year
01:26:21to taking on the whole world,
01:26:23I...
01:26:24I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:27to be my partner.
01:26:31You're Watkins.
01:26:36Will you marry me?
01:26:38Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:39I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:42Yeah.
01:26:44Bye.
01:26:50I can't think this is happening.
01:26:53You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:26:55You didn't see this coming?
01:26:56Yeah.
01:26:58Us getting engaged?
01:27:00No.
01:27:02Not in a million years.
01:27:04But hey, I guess...
01:27:06Some things
01:27:08you never see coming.
01:27:10I always knew.
01:27:25No one
01:27:27makes me feel like you do.
01:27:31No one
01:27:33Sets my body on fire
01:27:36No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:42Oh, no one does it better
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