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Reborn for the Crown - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house for a room
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean us up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-c-c-kay
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09I don't know
00:02:10I don't know
00:02:10I don't know
00:02:11I don't know
00:02:12I don't know
00:02:13I don't know
00:02:15I don't know
00:02:15I don't know
00:02:20I don't know
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, look at that
00:02:24Mia, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit
00:04:39Down
00:04:41And finish
00:04:42Your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:49Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:13You little lab rat
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21I know, Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you!
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you
00:05:54Look
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention
00:06:12Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st... st... stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm...
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00Mia...
00:07:00Put... the bottle... down...
00:07:02Put... the bottle... down...
00:07:04No! No! No! No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher or least favorite teacher or less
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just... say something
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:32No...
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello High School 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:48What's next Mia? Running for prom queen?
00:07:52Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what? Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I'm not losing them again
00:08:50I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:55Come here ma'am
00:08:57It's been like ten minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits? The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor?
00:09:52Connor? What the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con! You already got the vote for prom king this year
00:10:07We have to do this together
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:21You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:09Ouch!
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hey, Nia?
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:40Ooh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I wanna polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow!
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her, wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry!
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:01Oh, god
00:13:02It's okay, yeah, I'm fine
00:13:03Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18No
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That your crush likes someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:38Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:42I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:10No!
00:14:11Oh god, don't you worry
00:14:12I feel it
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man, here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too
00:14:39Since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:47Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, me Paz!
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:30King
00:15:30Can't wait to have him back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:15:35But, uh, show us best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Is your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:58Just follow my name
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:37Yeah, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Gather!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go go
00:17:14You stopped!
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:17Mia, we really need to talk
00:17:21about that kiss
00:17:25where'd you learn how to do that
00:17:27college
00:17:28science majors are slower than you think
00:17:30uh you hook up with college guys
00:17:32no
00:17:34but I will one day
00:17:37my magic eight ball said so
00:17:39so you can predict the future
00:17:41actually I'm from the future
00:17:43right
00:17:44it's my secret superpower
00:17:46well I hope that there's another round for us
00:17:48in our future
00:17:51somewhere
00:17:53where there's less interruptions
00:17:55Connor
00:17:57I don't really kiss people
00:17:59unless I'm dating them
00:17:59and it's not like you want to date me
00:18:02actually about that
00:18:04well let's just focus on beating Jess
00:18:06and we can talk about all the
00:18:08kiss stuff later
00:18:09yeah
00:18:10Connor might be my forever crush but he's also
00:18:14a forever playboy
00:18:15at least that's what the rumors say
00:18:18fine
00:18:20yeah look
00:18:21for your information the next
00:18:23best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off
00:18:27so we could team up
00:18:32wait
00:18:33do you really think I could
00:18:34beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37you can run this school
00:18:39if you want to team me up
00:18:40you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:50wait
00:18:51you're not seriously thinking about answering
00:18:54if you do
00:18:55I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58you will wish you were dead
00:19:01you still want to do this?
00:19:04why not
00:19:05baking is just chemistry
00:19:07let the best baker win
00:19:11ew
00:19:11and
00:19:13I think we all know who's going to win
00:19:17girls
00:19:17should we
00:19:19give her a little
00:19:20chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about
00:19:24you don't look the part yet
00:19:26let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess
00:19:42just a bitch
00:19:44straights again
00:19:44I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:47you want me to go curse her?
00:19:48thanks for the thought Kate
00:19:50but I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54something that gives you hot points
00:19:56and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why?
00:20:01because I'm gonna turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11where's your baking buddy, god mom?
00:20:14did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19alright
00:20:21may I present to you
00:20:22your future girlfriend
00:20:24I mean
00:20:26this year's bake-off
00:20:27H-B-I-C
00:20:28Mia Watkins
00:20:32Mia, you look
00:20:33like a fucking try-hard
00:20:36overdressed much?
00:20:37come on girls
00:20:37we have a contest to win
00:20:38like I was saying
00:20:40you look gorgeous
00:20:41high school bucket list
00:20:43item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl
00:20:45look who's talking
00:20:47chef
00:20:47ready to go in?
00:20:50stop putting on a show
00:20:52this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:53who the hell do you think you are Mia?
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01cause I'm coming for your throne
00:21:04boo
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16alright
00:21:17contestants
00:21:18we're about to begin
00:21:19to your tables please
00:21:20do you have any idea
00:21:22what we're doing here?
00:21:23oh yeah
00:21:23we're just gonna make
00:21:23liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:26it's really easy
00:21:28what?
00:21:30it's science meets sweets
00:21:31come on
00:21:33alright contestants
00:21:34the bake-off begins
00:21:36now
00:21:37okay
00:21:38and we'll
00:21:39smoke this in here
00:21:42like this
00:21:44like that
00:21:50and then
00:21:51this
00:21:53that's undernaz
00:21:54I don't want to be
00:21:54I don't want to be
00:21:56no that's too much
00:21:56that's too much
00:22:04no more
00:22:05no
00:22:05no
00:22:06no
00:22:10cool trick
00:22:11Bill Nye
00:22:12the science nerd
00:22:13hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21oops
00:22:24oops
00:22:25oops
00:22:25foot slipped
00:22:26sorry not sorry
00:22:29oops
00:22:30sorry
00:22:31my hand slipped
00:22:33oh
00:22:36oh
00:22:37she's awful
00:22:39if you do that again
00:22:41Miss Watkins
00:22:42you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table
00:22:44I did not see Jessica
00:22:46do anything wrong
00:22:47get back to work
00:22:48it's fine
00:22:49it's fine
00:22:50so what do we do now?
00:22:52a good scientist
00:22:53always
00:22:54has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:59time
00:23:02the winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their
00:23:06prom queen's campaign
00:23:07Jessica
00:23:08you're up
00:23:09it is a model
00:23:11of my mansion
00:23:14and anyone who votes
00:23:15for me can come to
00:23:15all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year
00:23:17so crazy
00:23:20this is our dessert
00:23:22it may look simple
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it
00:23:48and all the votes are in
00:23:51and all the votes are in
00:24:01the winner of this year's
00:24:04senior bake-off is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia
00:24:14the 2006 golden bake-off trophy
00:24:17belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor
00:24:24we did it
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:27oh that's my queen
00:24:28that's my best friend
00:24:30we love her
00:24:31best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do it
00:24:38no
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that
00:24:52loser
00:24:53sorry
00:24:54high school bucket list
00:24:56item number nine
00:24:57start a riot
00:24:59make it epic
00:25:01food fight
00:25:06food fight
00:25:08popular kids
00:25:11stop it
00:25:15stop
00:25:20stop
00:25:20stop
00:25:21stop
00:25:27Team Jessica
00:25:28Team Mia
00:25:28get over here right now
00:25:32Principal Davis
00:25:33before you say anything
00:25:35Mia started it
00:25:37thank you for your honesty
00:25:39Jessica
00:25:40you and your friends can go
00:25:42what
00:25:44no she's lying
00:25:45I would drop that attitude
00:25:47Miss Watkins
00:25:48you know what
00:25:49no
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:52I lived for years without one
00:25:55and now
00:25:56it's here to stay
00:25:57one more
00:25:58bad word
00:25:59one more
00:26:00thing that you do wrong
00:26:02and you are suspended
00:26:03fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07when you stop
00:26:08letting Jessica's dad
00:26:09bribe you
00:26:10oh
00:26:12sorry
00:26:13no one knows about that yet
00:26:14both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23from his business trip
00:26:23and get me killed
00:26:24no no no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27you're both free to go
00:26:29wait for real
00:26:30of course
00:26:30you're both free to go
00:26:32and if you ever need anything
00:26:34feel free to come by my office
00:26:35the door's always open
00:26:36how much money did her dad give you?
00:26:39uh
00:26:40one hundred and forty seven thousand
00:26:41three hundred and forty seven dollars
00:26:43and
00:26:43you'll be quiet
00:26:44you demon child
00:26:47I'll take a thought
00:26:48why don't you
00:26:48help me clean up here
00:26:50my star students
00:26:52thank you
00:26:54what the fuck was that
00:26:56what the fuck was that
00:26:59did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01yeah he was freaking out
00:27:03how did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05well I told you I can see the future
00:27:07so
00:27:08right
00:27:08it's no big deal
00:27:10yeah
00:27:12so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17well I have to study for the science test
00:27:19oh yeah
00:27:20what's it on again?
00:27:22uh anatomy
00:27:22it's the study of the
00:27:24human body
00:27:26yeah
00:27:27yeah
00:27:28you want to do it at my place?
00:27:30my parents aren't home
00:27:31your place?
00:27:32like a
00:27:35like us
00:27:36together
00:27:38alone?
00:27:39yeah
00:27:40let's go professor
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy
00:27:45okay
00:27:46okay
00:27:48okay
00:27:48okay
00:28:05you
00:28:06you
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:02Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:15Ah!
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Your name?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Bicep brachii.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Pectalis major.
00:29:46Pectis abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Dave forgot about that part.
00:29:54That's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:41Trapezibus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked.
00:31:26But you are getting pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy!
00:32:14I know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:24Oh my god!
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:35Oh my god!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:38Yeah!
00:32:38Just a second!
00:32:40Where?
00:32:42Where?
00:32:43Where?
00:32:44Where?
00:32:45Where?
00:32:46Where?
00:32:47Where?
00:32:48Where?
00:32:48Where's my dad?
00:32:49Where's my dad?
00:32:51Where's my dad?
00:32:52Where's my dad?
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called.
00:33:02Said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is-
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:14She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:36You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Tell her work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go, we'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh shit, that's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I like barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:23Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade.
00:37:30So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06Are the invites still open?
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32Concon.
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27You mind if I borrow this?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47We'll go to party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together.
00:40:03together.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:13So, who is?
00:40:17You are...
00:40:22You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49Mmm.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She wore it like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Uh...
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:36Should I...
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50You look...
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:05Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Um...
00:42:12Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:38I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And...
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with one side of her.
00:43:29I like this.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great palaboy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:05Um...
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in sync posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know...
00:44:23A year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:44:27But...
00:44:27Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:30Who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:42For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:27And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:50Fill on it while you've got it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those math figures happen.
00:47:08Dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:11I'll see you later again tomorrow.
00:47:14Puh.
00:47:15Ugh...
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:20Ha ha.
00:47:22Uh huh...
00:47:22I'm with your hair.
00:47:38Hopefully she'll get away supper
00:47:44Oh my wrist I think I sprained it hey hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:00you can't quit on me right now yeah not before I not before I tell you that
00:48:09yeah I've always yeah hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah what happened Jessica thought attempted
00:48:22murder would be a fun party game okay I was trying to recycle how would I know her giant head
00:48:28would get
00:48:29in the way I didn't see that coming okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out
00:48:44remember vote me up vote me up vote me up I got you come on let's go
00:48:59thank you for saving my life I'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30I would never date Jessica Connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:39you know the girl I actually do like she you know she's a genius you're getting your grades
00:49:47up for her it's really cool get some rest I'll be in the guest room Connor can you stay with
00:49:57me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy I'm doing this all for you
00:50:25I still don't want to know
00:50:33ok
00:50:37so
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no I don't I like the same when I'm busy or
00:51:01bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone which is good I'm not just anyone
00:51:11what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me wrap? Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you
00:51:35not yet anyway
00:51:40so eight ball girl what's future me like? don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not don't even look I know you're not
00:51:54you're you're actually super successful
00:51:57really smart kind
00:52:04you're pretty perfect
00:52:07no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23no one
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future
00:52:32because now I know all of these is awesome
00:52:36yeah so so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba so you gotta get over that Britney crush because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know I can actually uh read the future also
00:52:54really?
00:52:56you know what I see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:24Connor your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these Mia this will win you crazy votes
00:53:51sure but I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what'll happen then
00:54:03right?
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh you're too late Butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now?
00:54:36me? no I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:54:43but I'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties?
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do
00:54:57well the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right?
00:55:04even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:19look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:24thank you
00:55:24I got them Gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:35um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't because you're a nobody Mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47relax Jack Bauer
00:55:50brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and I love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:16OMG you're twin
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair
00:56:29pancake face
00:56:30kool-aid body
00:56:31I mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con here is your gift
00:56:35only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40I don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition PS2
00:56:51no matter what I do
00:56:53Jess always gets her way
00:56:55prom queen
00:56:56Connor
00:56:56what am I even doing here?
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal Davis though
00:57:05he might be down
00:57:08hey Mia wait
00:57:09hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12they're special
00:57:14not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:16but because they're from you
00:57:17no
00:57:17no
00:57:18I know they're stupid
00:57:20and she
00:57:21she won this one
00:57:22so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:24Connor
00:57:26they're going to love them
00:57:27hey you guys
00:57:28Mia has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're going to love them
00:57:35shhh
00:57:50and you're going to love them
00:57:52and you're going to love them
00:57:53and you're going to love them
00:57:54and you're going to love them
00:57:54and you're going to love them
00:57:54and you're going to love them
00:57:54and you're going to love them
00:57:55and you're going to love them
00:57:56and you're going to love them
00:57:56and you're going to love them
00:57:57and you're going to love them
00:57:58and you're going to love them
00:57:58and you're going to love them
00:57:58and you're going to love them
00:58:00and you're going to love them
00:58:01and you're going to love them
00:58:02and you're going to love them
00:58:03and you're going to love them
00:58:04But I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:32Like, Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:33I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash.
00:59:39You hives.
00:59:41Fuck!
00:59:43Okay!
00:59:44All right!
00:59:44All right, fine!
00:59:45You just keep it up!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find him?
01:00:20Magic eight ball.
01:00:21You remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:28Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:34No!
01:02:36What?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:00No!
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your can quarter ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last night.
01:05:06How proudly we hailed the twilight's last night among the maritalЗд
01:05:24in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:14Give it up for Mia.
01:06:17This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give him a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, just that I'm really-
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games. What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:16I already know what happens.
01:07:19Remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:34I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:08:11And ten seconds left.
01:08:13The home team is down two points.
01:08:16And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:31He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:42And they win the game.
01:08:43Yes, 49-48 and they win the game!
01:08:46Yeah.
01:08:55Let's go.
01:08:57First an A and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Khan.
01:09:06Really? Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:30Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pimply mouthweather isn't going to steal Khan Khan and my crown.
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good.
01:09:45Not only because of you.
01:09:46No, not only one because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:16It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay.
01:11:44Say we do skip class.
01:11:48Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about...
01:11:51Brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:05It's...
01:12:06It's...
01:12:07It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14What?
01:12:15Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:45Mm-hmm.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes!
01:13:15You said!
01:13:16No.
01:13:20I am gonna give you...
01:13:22The perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to?
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:49I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:04I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you gonna like call my parents or the cops?
01:14:26Or...
01:14:26Uh...
01:14:27An exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44That'd be the future scoop.
01:14:46How does Lost end?
01:14:46Oh, and was I right about Lance Mouse?
01:14:49Okay, um...
01:14:50They got off the island.
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But...
01:15:00This dance could change my life.
01:15:04Actually...
01:15:04So will you help me...
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the Hellmouth...
01:15:14That is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:17But...
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I will be.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:32Let's bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:45Oh, Concon.
01:16:47Oh, my God.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI.
01:16:52This is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:13Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21Maybe?
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Cool.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them!
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying!
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere!
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits.
01:20:31The outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:23Good.
01:21:26Yeah.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No.
01:22:21These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia.
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you...
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner queen.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:33Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so crazy.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia.
01:24:18Help me.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No!
01:24:37I can't take that!
01:24:38Yes!
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Chloe, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:24:51I can't take that!
01:25:04No!
01:25:05No!
01:25:07No!
01:25:07No!
01:25:10No!
01:25:11Totally!
01:25:11You okay?
01:25:11Connor...
01:25:12What happen?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You all right?
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:34Hmm?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:37I don't know.
01:25:38She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:42I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking
01:26:28on the whole world, I-I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Neil Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06It's just, no.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things, you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:18I'm ready.
01:27:31And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does it, baby
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