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ππHot Trending ππ Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball on the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I can take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise, I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:36Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough!
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:14See, even the help knows it's place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:17Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:46Throw them out.
00:04:49Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:01I could have done better.
00:05:02I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:08Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the US Open?
00:05:15Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry.
00:05:20I don't play golf.
00:05:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you.
00:05:28Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:47Hey, Bobby.
00:05:48Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:50You know, making a comeback.
00:05:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:54I already told you my answer.
00:05:56I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:09I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:13You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:32Hey!
00:06:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45What a small world.
00:06:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:50He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for Gifted Young Children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:05But you're too poor.
00:07:07Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:10Yeah, guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:22Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:27But I don't need it.
00:07:31I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:37But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:44And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:47And you let it happen.
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:50I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her.
00:07:55I...
00:07:56Hey!
00:08:06Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:08There is 10k.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:18It's not my fault.
00:08:20You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:27Come on, Angel.
00:08:28Get your stuff.
00:08:29Let's go.
00:08:31See?
00:08:32I told you so.
00:08:34Wait.
00:08:34Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:44I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:52No.
00:08:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:55I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:57I'll be a good kid.
00:08:59I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:02No, sweetie.
00:09:03I'm sorry.
00:09:04And don't worry.
00:09:06Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I've buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:09:19It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:36Gabriel.
00:09:38Get my clubs.
00:09:40I'm back.
00:10:04I've done that.
00:10:05I think you're working the Teddy Show's.
00:10:06Good job.
00:10:12Since there were so many, my friends were under this position.οΏ½οΏ½
00:10:19-
00:10:20of myself. Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane. It's a shame the legendary golfer
00:10:26Lyon retired at the peak of his career. If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with
00:10:31any of this. Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again? Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:38What? Shut up. Two yards.
00:10:44What?
00:10:50What do you mean two yards? His grip's weak. Ball's going to fade. Two yards to the right.
00:10:56Shut up, dude. You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in. Why don't you quit playing
00:11:00coach and get back to your real job? I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:05Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter. He set that marker 10 out of 10 times
00:11:09easy. But you guys really don't see this? I guess that makes sense. This game takes years
00:11:17of practice to understand. Well, tell me, what do you see?
00:11:292.13 yards to be exact. And he needs to finish his rotation. If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:36Jake is a pro golfer. He just got his PGA Tour card this year. What do you know?
00:11:41How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something? You're sneaking up the
00:11:45place with your bullshit. Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it. But we can't even
00:11:55think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:142.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:22Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:24Nothing. What's up with you guys? So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:12:28Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:31This... Oh my god.
00:12:35Come on, man.
00:12:36Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:40Come on, man, let go. You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:44You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:49I was right. He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:52Jake, our golf club depends on you. Please get your wrist checked. It'll just take a moment.
00:12:57Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right? This guy's a rookie.
00:13:01Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills. I bet he's here to throw Jake off right
00:13:05before calls.
00:13:06No. No.
00:13:07I believe him. And he makes a good point.
00:13:11He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:15Seriously? He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:19Yeah. He's a guy pretty full of himself. A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:38Who's this asshole?
00:13:40Tyler Carter. Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know. Most recent world champion.
00:13:45And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:51It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:13:57You ready?
00:14:02It's always here to start shit.
00:14:04Yeah.
00:14:04Got it.
00:14:05Oh, good job, baby.
00:14:07Oh my gosh.
00:14:10Look who it is.
00:14:13Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:16Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:18Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:21You're not welcome here.
00:14:22Leave.
00:14:25Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:28Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:30You watch your fucking mouth. How about that?
00:14:32Me, uh...
00:14:34Dreaming of trophies?
00:14:35When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:39God.
00:14:40It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:44Look, we both know you're not going to win. It's just not possible.
00:14:48Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:50You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:55We can all go home happy.
00:14:58All you gotta do is sign the deal. It's all yours, baby.
00:15:02Never.
00:15:05August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:08My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:10Okay. Option two.
00:15:13You put this on.
00:15:16You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:18I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:20Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:22You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:25Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:30So the puppy's not a whimp.
00:15:33He's an idiot.
00:15:35Fine.
00:15:36But you better not be all barked.
00:15:38You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:45Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:51Fuck off, man.
00:15:52Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:54You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:55He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:56You're too emotional now.
00:15:57And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:15:59You won't win.
00:16:00Shut up!
00:16:01You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:03You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:06Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:20You see that?
00:16:22302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:16:25Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:28Show him, Jake.
00:16:32That stance.
00:16:33It's too low.
00:16:35That ball's going off course.
00:16:37What did you just say?
00:16:38I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:40Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:41You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something.
00:16:44I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:46Don't backseat it.
00:16:58Hopeless.
00:16:59What an idiot.
00:17:00Oh my gosh.
00:17:032.13 in the rough?
00:17:05Oh my god.
00:17:06My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:25If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:28Time for a little help.
00:17:33Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:34You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:36This is serious.
00:17:37Okay, guys.
00:17:38Whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:55Holy shit.
00:17:58Let's go!
00:17:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:01Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:03A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:05Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:09Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:11Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:24Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:26With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:28Come on, Jake.
00:18:29You gotta pull through.
00:18:35Thanks, doll.
00:18:41Ready or not.
00:18:44Here I come!
00:18:46Hey!
00:18:47Shit!
00:18:49Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:52He was standing right here.
00:18:54You knew that.
00:18:55You did that on purpose.
00:18:56It's against the rules.
00:18:58I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:00Doing this casual.
00:19:01There's no need for rules.
00:19:03I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:04There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:07Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:13A torn ligament?
00:19:15Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:18Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:20Who is he, really?
00:19:23Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:24I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:25No, I can't keep going.
00:19:27I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:33August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:36I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:41It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:43If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:46I might let you keep your club.
00:19:47What the fuck did you say?
00:19:48Watch this bitch.
00:19:54Is that the best you got?
00:19:57I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:09Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:11He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:12But his wrist...
00:20:13Will you stop?
00:20:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:17No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:23You're still powering through?
00:20:25Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:30That's enough!
00:20:36I'll take it from here.
00:20:40Will you back off?
00:20:41This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:43Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:45Jake, that's enough.
00:20:46Mia, step down.
00:20:47If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:50Let Bobby take over.
00:20:54Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:56You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:20:59What?
00:21:01Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:06You got some balls.
00:21:07I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:10You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:15I don't know.
00:21:16I don't know.
00:21:16I don't know.
00:21:16This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:28This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:32And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:35Just look at yourself.
00:21:37Covered in filth.
00:21:38Carrying around a burden.
00:21:41You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:46Excuse me, sir.
00:21:48Don't mind him.
00:21:50He's an asshole.
00:21:51I'm Mia.
00:21:53I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:18Is that your wife?
00:22:20You should have brought her with you.
00:22:21I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:25A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:29The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:34That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:38front of her grave.
00:22:39I'm begging.
00:22:40The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:43Remember, you've got a lot on the line.
00:22:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:48And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:54Deal.
00:22:56You better keep your word.
00:23:11This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:13Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:14We're screwed.
00:23:15The clearest groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:19You know, wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:23Humidity, 60%.
00:23:25Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:36Please clear the water.
00:23:37Forget about the hole.
00:23:39You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:41I win.
00:23:55What the fuck?
00:23:58What the fuck?
00:24:00Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:01There's no way.
00:24:02It's a trick shot.
00:24:03You can't control where it lands.
00:24:09What the fuck?
00:24:11What the water?
00:24:12I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:13But how?
00:24:14It's a miracle.
00:24:15Am I dreaming?
00:24:17Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:19This is impossible.
00:24:21There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:24Impossible.
00:24:26That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:32Even Kane.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:42Is he?
00:24:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:45Who are you?
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:51Me?
00:24:52I'm a nobody.
00:24:53I'm a gardener.
00:24:54You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:24:56I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:00Yes.
00:25:00Of course.
00:25:01You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:03We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:04Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:08Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:09Why would he just even have any competitive experience?
00:25:12I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:12We should reconsider.
00:25:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:16I mean...
00:25:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:18If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:22All the things he could be doing.
00:25:23Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:28Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:30I believe in Bobby.
00:25:32And he's our only hope now.
00:25:34Hey, Bobby.
00:25:35I got cash.
00:25:36Hot babes.
00:25:38You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:43I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:49Club, if you'll still have us.
00:25:52I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:55Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:25:57Come on.
00:25:57Don't be stupid.
00:25:59Just give me the word.
00:26:00It's all yours.
00:26:04Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:26:15I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:16I don't need much in life.
00:26:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:26My heart's racing.
00:26:28What's going on?
00:26:29You old bastard.
00:26:32You're going to regret this.
00:26:34Hey!
00:26:35Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:37What are you talking about?
00:26:38Our bet.
00:26:39You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:41My brother, Kane Carter.
00:26:42He's the grand champ.
00:26:44Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:47It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:49A bet's a bet.
00:26:56You bastard.
00:26:58You're going to regret this.
00:26:59Men honor their words.
00:27:01Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:05What are you, little boy?
00:27:06You motherfucker.
00:27:07Mark my words.
00:27:09You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:11Come on, girls.
00:27:21You lost to a ground sleeper?
00:27:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:27It was a fluke.
00:27:29If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:33Useless.
00:27:33The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:36You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:27:49I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:52But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:27:58Kipli's been retired for six years already.
00:28:01You still think about him?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:09Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:26Come on.
00:28:28Come on, where?
00:28:30We're leaving.
00:28:33You're drunk.
00:28:35I'm taking you home.
00:28:37Party pooper.
00:28:40Such a gentleman.
00:28:45So thirsty.
00:28:47I'll get you some water.
00:29:07you're drunk.
00:29:30Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:32Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:34Mm-hmm.
00:29:41Yeah, it runs through me.
00:29:43Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:29:47Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:29:50Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:11I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:17I had fun too, a lot of fun.
00:30:24Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA.
00:30:31Today, on behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference.
00:30:4250 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:49But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:30:56This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:03Now, who's up first?
00:31:07It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:10I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:20Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:22Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:24Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:25Be my guest.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28Let's write down like this is a measure of level, baby.
00:31:47Nice, man. Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:48Absolutely, we are.
00:31:49It's done enough wasting my time.
00:31:52By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how under
00:31:58-ranked
00:31:59you are.
00:32:04This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:07What are you doing here?
00:32:09You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:10You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:11Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:18Sit back.
00:32:19You'll see my rank.
00:32:21Hey, get this.
00:32:22I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:26I'm not-
00:32:28No.
00:32:28No.
00:32:31No!
00:32:58We'll see you next time.
00:33:03You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:09You know what's sad, Mia? The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:12You know what, Tyler? Shut up. August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:16Just mark my words.
00:33:17Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy. He's ranked 15th. He's a nobody.
00:33:23Wow. That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:26Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:30Gardner? The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open?
00:33:34The hell? Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:35I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:37All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:42Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:44Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:46The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:33:49That's cute.
00:33:49August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:33:52And she did.
00:33:53Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:33:56Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:13Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:19I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:23What do you think you're doing?
00:34:25Ice here, kid.
00:34:26You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:35This is my rating.
00:34:53Six years ago, you retired, vanished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:05Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:08Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:11He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:14Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:17We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:20The all-time number one.
00:35:24I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:27To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:33Take these.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:36The champ!
00:35:39What?
00:35:40Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:42According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:35:48That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:35:52No, that can't be right.
00:35:54Well, there you have it, folks.
00:35:56Cold hard facts.
00:35:57I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:01And no bites.
00:36:05Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:36:09All of them.
00:36:10I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:17Wait.
00:36:19There's an explanation for this.
00:36:20He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:24Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:25How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:36:28Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:34You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:37You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:39We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:41If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:45Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:36:47Well, go ahead.
00:36:48Unlock it.
00:36:49I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:36:52Go, boys.
00:36:54You're going to regret that.
00:36:56Get ready, folks.
00:36:56This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:09What?
00:37:11He's not just in the top ten.
00:37:13He's the best in the country?
00:37:15That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:19How?
00:37:20Could it be?
00:37:24No, that can't be right.
00:37:26But there's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:28He's got a point.
00:37:29Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:32No way.
00:37:33Thank goodness.
00:37:33You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:36You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:39You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:41This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:44Boys, get them out of here.
00:37:45That's not up to you.
00:37:47That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:37:50Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:37:56Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:37:59I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:06You're on their side?
00:38:08Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:09It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:11I know your little backwater club doesn't even know what that is.
00:38:15I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:18An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:25On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:30You bastards.
00:38:32I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:35Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:37The chairman?
00:38:39That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:42Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:45Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:38:47You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:51He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:38:53Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:54I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:38:56Make sure they're gone.
00:38:57I don't want them crawling back.
00:38:59This is my turn!
00:39:05This is my turn!
00:39:12Hands off!
00:39:16That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:20No one's ever seen it.
00:39:21Why did he bring it today?
00:39:22The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:30And there's multiple?
00:39:30Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:34I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:39:43Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:39:47I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:39:49Trash?
00:39:53How dare you?
00:39:55Do you have no idea who he is?
00:39:58Are you serious right now?
00:40:01You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:04Oh!
00:40:06Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:09He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:12Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:16He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:18He's a nobody.
00:40:19A nobody!
00:40:20So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:24All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:28That's impossible.
00:40:29He's done the impossible.
00:40:31Time and time again.
00:40:33All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:36He is the legendary golfer.
00:40:45The legendary golfer.
00:40:47Sir.
00:40:49I need to talk to you.
00:40:51In private.
00:40:54What is he hiding from me?
00:40:58Look.
00:40:59I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:03Eleanor's still young.
00:41:04And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:07I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:09I wasn't there for you.
00:41:11I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:16I promise.
00:41:18I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:25I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:28I understand.
00:41:30I can keep your secret.
00:41:31Thanks.
00:41:33Here we go.
00:41:38After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:41:47Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:41:56go into the final qualifier.
00:41:57Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:07What?
00:42:08I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:11We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:16I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:22I do have that right.
00:42:23You old bastard.
00:42:24You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody.
00:42:29Enough.
00:42:30You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:36You have no authority here.
00:42:40Take them out.
00:42:42You can't do this.
00:42:43You can't do this.
00:42:45As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:42:54You're fired.
00:42:55You can't fire me.
00:42:57I am the vice president.
00:42:59You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:43:05I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:10Now, this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:15Just watch out.
00:43:17I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:18I chose to come back.
00:43:20I'm ready for anything.
00:43:23Come what may.
00:43:36All right.
00:43:37You can open your eyes.
00:43:46So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:49I don't know.
00:43:50But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:43:59Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:02It's just like a drawing.
00:44:04Yep.
00:44:04It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:09Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:17Perfect.
00:44:19My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:23Yes.
00:44:43Mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:44:46Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:49Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:44:53Wait, Daddy.
00:44:54I've got you a present.
00:44:57This is my lucky bracelet.
00:44:59I made it at school.
00:45:01Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:04Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:08I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:10And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:12I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:16But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:19Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:22I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:31Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open,
00:45:34which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:37Today is going to be a 36-hole round,
00:45:40which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round.
00:45:43So, good luck.
00:45:45Yeah.
00:45:46Let's do this.
00:46:07Oh, dear, whoa!
00:46:09Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:32You won.
00:46:34We won.
00:46:36Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:37We've got to celebrate.
00:46:38Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:40Come on!
00:46:41Oh, wait, Jake.
00:46:42We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:44No.
00:46:44Disgusting.
00:46:45He just wants you there.
00:46:46He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:46:50I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:46:52Yeah, I know.
00:46:52And I've had enough.
00:46:54It's time I end this.
00:47:04Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:11For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:15But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:19No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:24hangs over every single trophy,
00:47:25like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:28But I'll prove myself.
00:47:33When I'm implanted with this chip,
00:47:36everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:38that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:47:43I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:47:46by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:47:58Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:47:59It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:02God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:06You dare show your face here.
00:48:09Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:10This is the hero I told you about
00:48:12that saved our golf club.
00:48:32Everyone,
00:48:33this
00:48:35is Henry Hale.
00:48:36His father is the president
00:48:38of the Golfers Association.
00:48:40Golf
00:48:40is in their blood.
00:48:43Just the type of family
00:48:44that my daughter
00:48:45should
00:48:46marry into.
00:48:50Henry, is it?
00:48:52Yep.
00:48:54Mia's told me so much about you.
00:48:55You're Gabriel's kid.
00:48:56You act nothing like him.
00:48:58What would you know about my father?
00:49:00Nothing.
00:49:00He's just some broke bum
00:49:02that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:03Ha ha ha.
00:49:07Ha ha ha.
00:49:08are you serious?
00:49:09You brought the help home?
00:49:11Ha ha ha.
00:49:13So humiliating.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:16What is he doing here?
00:49:18To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:20Ha ha ha.
00:49:22Well,
00:49:22Mia has good taste.
00:49:23I'm sure she'll
00:49:24know someone's right for her.
00:49:26Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:27His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:29With one phone call,
00:49:31he can have you disqualified.
00:49:33Everybody,
00:49:34let's not waste our time
00:49:35on this loser.
00:49:36Our food's getting cold.
00:49:37Let's go eat.
00:49:42Here, please.
00:49:43Allow me.
00:49:52Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:49:54You have to try one of these.
00:49:56I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:49:59Really good Arbanos.
00:50:00Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:04Mm-hmm.
00:50:07There you go.
00:50:09Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:13Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:16I got a beer.
00:50:18Yeah, real mature.
00:50:22We should really try this meal.
00:50:24Our chef made special meal.
00:50:36I'm sorry, man.
00:50:37I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:38Okay, that's enough.
00:50:40Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:50:44Don't worry about it.
00:50:45I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:50:49I brought a gift.
00:51:03Ew, what is this?
00:51:05Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:07I bet it's all junk.
00:51:11Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:15Yes, yes.
00:51:16Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:17Mm-hmm.
00:51:20Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:51:24so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:27I got you this.
00:51:29This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:31It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:35That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:51:38Henry, this is very sweet of you,
00:51:41but it's far too valuable.
00:51:44I can't accept it.
00:51:48This is incredibly rare.
00:51:50What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:51:53Worried about that little trash bag
00:51:55that you brought in comparison?
00:51:56Admit it, loser.
00:51:57You are jealous
00:51:58because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:06Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:09All right, I'm listening.
00:52:12If my gift is more valuable than yours,
00:52:15you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:19Cigar ash and all.
00:52:22Hm.
00:52:28What a coincidence.
00:52:31Looks like I want to give Mia
00:52:33a Lion's tour card, too.
00:52:37But not just one.
00:52:42Ten.
00:52:44Whoa.
00:52:46What?
00:52:47That's impossible.
00:52:49You're just a washed-up loser.
00:52:50Like, how is that possible?
00:52:53Well, looks like you lost.
00:52:55Eat up.
00:52:56Jeez.
00:52:57Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:00I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:07Wait.
00:53:09Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:11I just talked to my father.
00:53:13Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:16The only way you can even tell
00:53:18is if you put him against a fire
00:53:19and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:53:22And let's be honest.
00:53:24These are certain quotes.
00:53:27And now, guess what?
00:53:29My dad's on his way.
00:53:30And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:33You pissed off the president.
00:53:36You are so screwed.
00:53:39How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:42So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:48Well, I believe Bobby.
00:53:50I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:53:52Well, why talk about it?
00:53:54Let's put it to the test.
00:53:56Wait, no.
00:53:56You can't destroy those.
00:53:58That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:00That's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:05Wait, no.
00:54:06You can't destroy those.
00:54:08That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:10It'd be an insulted golf itself.
00:54:11Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:13Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:14I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:17I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:24What's going on here?
00:54:26What if that card actually is real?
00:54:30Fire test gold.
00:54:32Adversity test men.
00:54:34Yeah.
00:54:36You lying con artist.
00:54:39I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:54:40Get on your knees.
00:54:41Admit these are fake.
00:54:43Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:54:49Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:54:51This is the con man.
00:54:56Ow.
00:54:56You idiot.
00:54:58What do you think you're doing?
00:55:00Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:03We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:07Fakes.
00:55:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:12These are the real deal.
00:55:13What?
00:55:14What?
00:55:16Fakes.
00:55:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:21These are the real deal.
00:55:23What?
00:55:24Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:26Are you senile?
00:55:27Like, those can't be real.
00:55:29Ow.
00:55:30Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:31Wait a minute.
00:55:32If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:35He's lying?
00:55:38I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:41I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again, and he will be grounded until hopefully
00:55:47he learns his lesson.
00:55:48What?
00:55:48Let's go.
00:55:49Your mother's in the car.
00:55:50Ow.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:52It's a person.
00:55:53Ow.
00:55:53We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:55:59We didn't mean to.
00:56:00It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:04Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:08Let's go for a walk.
00:56:09That sounds nice.
00:56:12It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:24Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:26Don't worry about it.
00:56:28I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:36Is that your wife?
00:56:45Yes.
00:56:47She passed in labor.
00:56:49I'm sorry.
00:56:52I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:56:55Never gets easier.
00:56:58I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:02I just want to be by your side.
00:57:21Stay here, Mia.
00:57:24Hey, Cap, Tom.
00:57:26Hey, bitch.
00:57:27Who's going to save you now, huh?
00:57:29Hey, baby.
00:57:31Oh, no.
00:57:33Bobby, watch out.
00:57:45Let her go, Tyler.
00:57:51Bobby!
00:57:54I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:57:59Those are cute.
00:58:01Oh, those are my daughters.
00:58:04See that?
00:58:06What you get for going against me, you son of a bitch?
00:58:11It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:18Fuck!
00:58:19Come on, boys.
00:58:20You got lucky this time, motherfucker.
00:58:22Next time I see you, it's going to be your last.
00:58:25Okay.
00:58:27Man.
00:58:29Oh, I think it's broken.
00:58:30You got to get you to the hospital.
00:58:33Let's go.
00:58:42Wait.
00:58:43Don't move.
00:58:45Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:48I have an itch.
00:58:51Down there.
00:58:52My hands are...
00:58:53Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:58:59Is it right here?
00:59:06How's that feel?
00:59:07That's amazing.
00:59:09Is that it?
00:59:10Oh, yeah.
00:59:11That's so good.
00:59:14That's amazing.
00:59:16Please.
00:59:18Oh, yes.
00:59:20What's Daddy doing?
00:59:22Eleanor!
00:59:24Daddy!
00:59:25Hey.
00:59:27Oh.
00:59:27Oh.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:28It's okay.
00:59:29It's okay.
00:59:29Hey, Doc.
00:59:29Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:32Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:35He needs at least six weeks of proper rest,
00:59:38or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:41Six weeks?
00:59:43What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:44You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
00:59:50I missed you, Eleanor.
00:59:52I missed you, too.
00:59:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:54What are you doing?
00:59:55You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
00:59:57I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:00I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:02Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:05What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:07You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:10Four hours is plenty.
01:00:12I'll win.
01:00:13For you and me.
01:00:15It's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending.
01:00:21Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:24The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:27The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:30This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:35The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:41It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:45Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:00:52What?
01:00:53What?
01:00:54Wait, Bobby.
01:00:55Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:00:59He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:01He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:03And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:06Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:12Okay.
01:01:15Okay.
01:01:16Okay.
01:01:29You're old news, loser.
01:01:31Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:35Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:38Feisty.
01:01:39I like it.
01:01:40You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:01:44you up.
01:01:45That's fucking gross.
01:01:45Enough.
01:01:46This is a waste of time.
01:01:47While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:01:58You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:06You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:13I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:17I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:45The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:02:51they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc
01:02:56and swing path man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has been he can't
01:03:07beat us he's done for
01:03:17can he do it
01:03:26this is your grandson here he's better off as my caddy don't push yourself you can't play like this
01:03:34don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:42all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:04:11hey are you okay
01:04:14how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:23oh thank god we made it to the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:04:29catch up
01:04:29quickly game's just begun
01:04:53mia where are you hey do you need something
01:04:56i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:05:01oh yeah hold on
01:05:05can you massage it please
01:05:07the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:12where does it hurt
01:05:15right here
01:05:31the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:05:35tonight
01:05:58i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:04eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:08a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today
01:06:11because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:06:31four hours i need to finish before noon
01:06:51what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:02wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:05what are they trying to do
01:07:10that's the game plan
01:07:11the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:14he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:21we're completely dug in
01:07:23what are you gonna do
01:07:27just give it up old man
01:07:28according to our calculations it is impossible to make it in the hole in one
01:07:32stroke
01:07:34the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:07:36there's no way these guys are this precise
01:07:39they must be playing dirty
01:07:44you planted microchips in your arm
01:07:47so what if we did
01:07:49all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:00you want a hint
01:08:01the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:04and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:06you lose
01:08:08ai's never wrong
01:08:10you're so screwed
01:08:13dude
01:08:14just accept it
01:08:16you're a washed up retiree
01:08:18you can't be cold hard facts
01:08:20don't you understand that
01:08:21it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:26leave it to me
01:08:45how the hell
01:08:46no
01:08:47that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:08:51it's impossible
01:08:58see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:00he still needs two strokes
01:09:03that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:06it runs the world now
01:09:09bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole
01:09:11just to tie with kane
01:09:12shit mia
01:09:14we're done for
01:09:15looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:19the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:21it's your biggest mistake
01:09:23making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:24nobody can do that
01:09:28wait
01:09:29on the green
01:09:30something's moving
01:09:34wait
01:09:36that's my ball
01:09:40did he just
01:09:42ooh so close
01:09:43but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:09:47it's okay guys
01:09:50even if august golf club goes down
01:09:52we'll stick together like family
01:09:53our cutting-edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:10:01win
01:10:03in your dreams
01:10:04our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:06and guess what
01:10:07it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:18what's this
01:10:19i can't believe my eyes
01:10:20the ball's still moving
01:10:22look alive boys
01:10:26i'm still in play
01:10:31it stopped
01:10:34a pathetic old man
01:10:36challenging hard facts and data
01:10:38it's impossible
01:10:39yeah i must really be embarrassed huh
01:10:52oh my god
01:10:54oh my god let's go
01:11:00i knew you could do it
01:11:04our cutting-edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:07how did you
01:11:08nah you know man
01:11:09it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:11right
01:11:11i mean
01:11:12there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:16it's not a bug
01:11:18he took the path that ai
01:11:19considered to be impossible
01:11:21and he did it in one stroke
01:11:23he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability
01:11:27a free lesson for you
01:11:28all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:35it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:11:38so all your little microchips won't win
01:11:44now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:11:46bobby and kane are tied for first
01:11:48you know what this means
01:11:50a sudden death rap
01:11:52whoever wins will move on to the next
01:11:56let's go boys
01:12:04what's wrong
01:12:07the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:09don't worry
01:12:10i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:12:36you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:12:46damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:00next is hole 10
01:13:02535 yards at par 4
01:13:04kane carter is up next
01:13:14just give up
01:13:15the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:18not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:19you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:34what the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:13:38just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:13:44my experience doesn't lie
01:13:58even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:02chin up old man
01:14:04you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:06for good
01:14:07daddy
01:14:08a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:10i know you can do it
01:14:12you got this
01:14:16soon
01:14:18soon
01:14:18soon what
01:14:19are you praying for a miracle
01:14:21i mean i guess you probably should
01:14:23because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:14:26anything less than that trophy is mine
01:14:28a miracle
01:14:30miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:44the sun
01:14:45it actually disappeared
01:14:57fun
01:14:58at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:08yes
01:15:09nice shot bud
01:15:11bummer
01:15:12nerd
01:15:13yes
01:15:14kane slipped up
01:15:16bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:15:18and put it in the hole
01:15:19then you side with kate
01:15:21it's for another round
01:15:22got this daddy
01:15:23god
01:15:26at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:15:28how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:15:30this is beyond lion's top records
01:15:32even at his peak
01:15:33plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:15:35you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:38now it's bobby's turn
01:15:40he's looking rough
01:15:41we believe in you bobby
01:15:42he got this
01:15:49wait
01:15:50bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:15:52he's aiming for the flash
01:15:53he's swinging for the wind
01:15:55i tell you what
01:15:56i'll sweeten it
01:15:58you pull off this miracle
01:16:00i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:02and i'll hand it to august
01:16:07august doesn't want your club
01:16:09your reputation is trash
01:16:13and you
01:16:16i'll go beyond
01:16:17i'll beat the old me
01:16:19after this shot
01:16:20august's name will echo across america
01:16:25now watch this drive
01:16:56and i'll see you next time
01:16:59Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:23How did he do this?
01:17:27Let's go!
01:17:31Let's go!
01:17:32Let's go!
01:17:33Let's go!
01:17:33Oh, my God.
01:17:34Oh, my God.
01:17:37I lost!
01:17:39Look!
01:17:39He crushed me!
01:17:41How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:17:47Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:17:51Folks, did you see this?
01:17:53He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:17:57He's back, folks!
01:17:58The Gooks!
01:17:59The Lion!
01:18:01Bobby Woods!
01:18:06The winner of the US Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:16I didn't do this for me.
01:18:21I did it for all of us.
01:18:23For August Golf Club!
01:18:25Woo!
01:18:27You cheated!
01:18:29This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:18:32You were taking pills.
01:18:34I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:36You were doping!
01:18:39No.
01:18:40The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:18:45You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:18:47I can prove it.
01:18:48I can prove it.
01:18:54The doping you saw?
01:18:56Painkillers.
01:18:58Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:01Legal.
01:19:02Approved by the association.
01:19:04And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:07It's all documented right here.
01:19:10You.
01:19:11You're on his team.
01:19:12You're in on it.
01:19:14Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:24I have evidence.
01:19:26How about you?
01:19:29I have evidence.
01:19:31Do you?
01:19:34This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:19:39Come on.
01:19:40Come on, you motherfucker.
01:19:41Lion.
01:19:42You finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:19:52A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:19:55But I did for my daughter.
01:19:57And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:04Stay.
01:20:05Stay.
01:20:05We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:10Please.
01:20:11Stay.
01:20:12Stay.
01:20:15Stay.
01:20:15Stay.
01:20:16Stay.
01:20:16Stay.
01:20:17Stay.
01:20:17Stay.
01:20:18Eleanor.
01:20:20Daddy has a lot of money now and I can afford to bring you to any art school you want
01:20:23to go to.
01:20:25I'm staying with you.
01:20:27I'm not golfing.
01:20:30Daddy.
01:20:32I like watching you play golf.
01:20:34I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:20:37You're amazing.
01:20:40I'm a big girl now.
01:20:42Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:20:45Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:20:53Daddy.
01:20:55Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:20:57.
01:20:58.
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