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00:00:04Today's the day, Phoebe.
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30I stand on my own.
00:00:39Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:55Hey, Chase.
00:00:58Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:02Shoot.
00:01:04Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever.
00:01:15Since like, 10th grade.
00:01:17When you won that district contest.
00:01:20I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:23Will he be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure...
00:01:30Sure...
00:01:32For real...
00:01:38Come here, babe.
00:01:52Surprise, nerd!
00:01:56Clement!
00:01:57Whoa, Clement!
00:01:59Yo!
00:02:03Whoa, Clement!
00:02:05Yo!
00:02:06Oh my god, I just confessed to the school psycho!
00:02:10Watch out, I think I'm full of Clement!
00:02:13Oh, Juvenile Delinquency!
00:02:19Dangerous and violent!
00:02:26In desperate need of anger management classes?
00:02:40Oh, Juvenile Delinquency!
00:02:41Oh, Juvenile Delinquency!
00:03:08I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:13I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:14Wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever since, like,
00:03:2010th grade when you won that district contest.
00:03:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29We'll eat it!
00:03:31We'll eat it!
00:03:32We'll eat that right now!
00:03:34Let's go!
00:03:38Huh?
00:04:09What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it.
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:19I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:40you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:50You're such an asshole!
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:14Oh, my God!
00:05:24Oops.
00:05:26Hey, give those back.
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:42That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:04Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:09Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:12Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:26How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:34S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:38R.I.P. nerd.
00:06:40Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:43Ow!
00:06:45Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:07:03No!
00:07:04Oh, thank you, it's me!
00:07:14That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:22Go.
00:07:32My move!
00:07:41Oh, look at you!
00:08:01No!
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut.
00:08:23When I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:44Hi, mom. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. I promise. I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:02He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09We'll leave it! We'll leave them!
00:09:12I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:32You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I...
00:09:36It's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:40Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:42You're just recording it.
00:09:47Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:56If me...
00:09:57Your fucking phone...
00:09:58...Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:08No!
00:10:19You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first!
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as what...
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:34Now...
00:10:34Or I swear...
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:40Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:58Swear what?
00:11:08No!
00:11:19Oh my God!
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, Smart Mouth. Talk to me. Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please, talk to me. Stay with me.
00:12:20I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:12:29Jesus, fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What? What did you do?
00:12:43You almost drowned in the pool, idiot. And thank God, I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:59What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you...
00:13:08I felt you...
00:13:11I was...
00:13:11I was saving you.
00:13:13I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:14Okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:45Asshole.
00:13:50Yeah?
00:13:51Oh?
00:13:54Two for one deal.
00:13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:13:59Asshole!
00:14:04You...
00:14:05Touched me...
00:14:06Without my...
00:14:08Confirm!
00:14:08Whoa, whoa!
00:14:10What...
00:14:10What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:28Oh, shit!
00:14:41Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:50Morning!
00:14:51You?
00:14:53Oh, okay.
00:14:55So this is why you call me a perv.
00:14:57Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait.
00:14:59Does that have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:15:01Let me guess.
00:15:02Chase.
00:15:03Oh, my God.
00:15:05Shut up!
00:15:06Give it back!
00:15:07Uh-uh.
00:15:09So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:17God.
00:15:19Ah!
00:15:20Ah!
00:15:26What?
00:15:28What?
00:15:30What?
00:15:35What?
00:15:36What?
00:15:37What?
00:15:37What?
00:15:38What?
00:15:38Not me.
00:15:38Why not?
00:15:41Why not?
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:09What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:12Go Clement.
00:16:14Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:16You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:19We both go down together.
00:16:22It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:25Hmm.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you gonna do?
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:46Hey!
00:16:47Hey!
00:16:49Eyes up here.
00:16:53You delete that
00:16:56I don't tell on you
00:16:58Okay
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor
00:17:03Okay
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth
00:17:07Without your consent
00:17:08How's that for a deal?
00:17:12You're not
00:17:13Taking me for a joke
00:17:15Are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:20Someone who bullies me for fun
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get
00:17:26Finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:32How's that for a change?
00:17:36Maybe you should learn to tell the difference
00:17:37On I'm actually being nice
00:17:40Take it
00:17:42My job
00:17:45Okay
00:17:48Make me popular
00:17:49For Chase
00:17:51That's the favor
00:17:52I'm sorry what?
00:17:55You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor
00:17:57That is
00:17:57That is a miracle
00:17:59Okay
00:18:00Oh my god
00:18:02Natural curls
00:18:03Big glasses on the daily
00:18:07Body
00:18:07Not exactly a fault
00:18:10Oh my god
00:18:12That's mean
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:17Golden boy
00:18:17Captain of the swim team
00:18:19What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you can do better
00:18:26Especially considering
00:18:27How horny you actually are
00:18:36Shut the hell up
00:18:47Take it or leave it
00:18:48I'm done being nice to you
00:18:49You know
00:18:50I'd bet myself
00:18:51Never getting laid
00:18:52For the rest of my life
00:18:53That Chase would never fall
00:18:55For a girl like you
00:18:56Okay
00:19:00I do like a challenge
00:19:01And getting a nerd like you
00:19:04To become someone that Chase couldn't resist
00:19:08That sounds like fun
00:19:11You delete the video
00:19:13I make you irresistible
00:19:16Deal
00:19:22Deal
00:19:46Deal
00:19:48Deal
00:19:51Take it or leave it
00:19:52Deal
00:20:15El
00:20:15Lo
00:20:15Lo
00:20:15Lo
00:20:15Lo
00:20:16Lo
00:20:16Lo
00:20:16Lo
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:58I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:16I've never been for our souls since, don't you?
00:21:36No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:45You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:21:59I'm so in love with you.
00:22:12I'm so in love with you.
00:22:19I'm so in love with you.
00:22:37I'm so in love with you.
00:22:49I'm so in love with you.
00:22:50Oh no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:59I'm so in love with you.
00:23:01I'm so in love with you.
00:23:12I'm so in love with you.
00:23:21I'm so in love with you.
00:23:26I'm so in love with you.
00:23:39I'm so in love with you.
00:23:52I like dogmatic.
00:23:53I'm so in love with you.
00:23:55I like dogmatic.
00:23:57You can't be a girl, you can't be a girl.
00:24:01You can't be a girl.
00:24:09Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:27No.
00:24:28The movie's lied.
00:24:30You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:31The cliches are no miracles.
00:24:35What the fuck?
00:24:45Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:07Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:09I need help tying my dress.
00:25:21Here?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27The outage thing.
00:25:29You're going too, right?
00:25:34Please, don't be so nervous alone.
00:25:38Short.
00:25:40Yes!
00:25:41Great.
00:25:43Now leave.
00:25:44I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go.
00:25:46Go.
00:25:54Bro, you're still there?
00:26:10Bro, I'll be there.
00:26:13Now, don't you say I was...
00:26:30Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:56Shit.
00:26:58Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:05Is that the chemistry class, nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:10Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:16Breathe.
00:27:18Don't faint.
00:27:18Don't throw up.
00:27:19Don't trip.
00:27:21Please don't trip.
00:27:23Hey.
00:27:24You made it.
00:27:26You look...
00:27:30Unbelievable.
00:27:31You too.
00:27:32You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:35Hair.
00:27:35Face.
00:27:36Suit.
00:27:37The teeth.
00:27:38All of it.
00:27:39Good job.
00:27:41Good job.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebs.
00:27:47Ooh.
00:27:48Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz, so no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know I'd resuscitate you, because that's the perks of being a Swamp Team Captain.
00:27:59I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:12Oh my god, Phoebs.
00:28:14I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:18I find you just the same.
00:28:27What's the actual fuck?
00:28:36Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:45I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max, stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:55Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:02Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:05Like I did before?
00:29:19You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:27You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, bird!
00:29:37Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:42When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit!
00:30:03I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:11You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:16I do need a reminder.
00:30:18And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me.
00:30:23Please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldridge, Windsor, Function, Serving Mean Girls.
00:30:41All right, get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:50You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:30:59Yeah.
00:31:00I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:09smarter.
00:31:12Wishful thinking.
00:31:14Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:21Wow.
00:31:22Rich on it.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:40Oh my god.
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:42In front of everyone.
00:31:43On the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:59But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:15So like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:18Word.
00:32:19Word.
00:32:20Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh my god.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max is the news to be nuclear.
00:32:26Think bum for the...
00:32:28I'll go verge.
00:32:29I'll go verge.
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:33Perfect.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:41Oh, great.
00:32:43It's a niche tourism.
00:32:49So...
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:01St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:05And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09I kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:21Oh!
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:26And a toast.
00:33:27For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:39Sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:43Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:47Don't be lying.
00:33:48It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59Whoa.
00:34:00Easy there.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:03Is this legal?
00:34:05Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16Come with me.
00:34:17What the hell you want, Clement?
00:34:19Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it.
00:34:23Both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:35No.
00:34:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit.
00:34:38My dress.
00:34:40Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:45That's a game, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny.
00:34:50You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:35:00I...
00:35:12I need a minute.
00:35:13I need a minute.
00:35:16Hey.
00:35:17She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:20I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:31The idiot.
00:35:34Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:40I'm so stupid.
00:35:54Why are you here?
00:35:56Get out.
00:35:58I need cleanup too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee, get out.
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest too.
00:36:37What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:41I was here first to get your own room.
00:36:44Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:57Oh, you arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:09I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:25I'm not getting excited.
00:37:27And this ain't gonna happen, even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:38:03You think you're a little straight?
00:38:04If Jesus is gonna undo me?
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:27I dare you to touch me, unless you're too chicken shit, even for payback.
00:38:59I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:01I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03Now go on.
00:39:05Try me.
00:39:06Just because you're loud, I'm no chicken shit, I'm done.
00:39:11I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:13Now you don't know my fear, you don't write my down.
00:39:17Follow me, I've got something special planned.
00:39:24Harry.
00:39:25Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:29That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:32Come on.
00:39:33Come on.
00:39:34Come on.
00:39:34Come on.
00:39:40My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:45We have 20 minutes.
00:39:50You're mine now.
00:39:56Don't touch me.
00:40:04A soda in the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:08Makes sense.
00:40:15Yes, baby, right there!
00:40:20Are they?
00:40:22Are they seriously?
00:40:33Could you, uh...
00:40:41I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:43The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:45Her moments are gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe. I paid you.
00:41:14You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:22Liar.
00:41:25Her.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:31You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:49No.
00:41:51Not Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:55You're not yourself.
00:41:56You're drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:42:00Hold on.
00:42:01Okay, here we go.
00:42:04Hold on.
00:42:06Hold on.
00:42:09What are you doing?
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:13Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:20Do it, nerd.
00:42:22Hurry up.
00:42:25You're drunk.
00:42:27You're drunk.
00:42:28Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:30Or lose your lab grant?
00:42:35So grab me.
00:42:36And let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:51What?
00:42:53How are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:56Ma'am?
00:42:57You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:10Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:14Don't.
00:43:15Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:21Phoebe.
00:43:22Hey.
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebe.
00:43:32Let's go.
00:43:33Come here.
00:43:34Come on.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:47On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:49This will go viral.
00:43:54Let's see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:58Oh, hell no.
00:44:18Oh my god.
00:44:20What is that?
00:44:22It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:26It's fashion week or tour.
00:44:29Get it off me.
00:44:33Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:35The stench?
00:44:35That's ammonia.
00:44:37Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss fans.
00:44:42Pissing Max.
00:44:43Mad stinky Max.
00:44:45No.
00:44:46No.
00:44:47No.
00:44:54Oh my god, Bella.
00:44:55That's like, kind of nice.
00:44:57No.
00:44:58No.
00:45:02No.
00:45:03No.
00:45:04No.
00:45:05No.
00:45:08No.
00:45:12No.
00:45:14No.
00:45:14No.
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs, you need a ride home?
00:45:24Um...
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:51Oh my God, you were waiting for me, that's so sweet, I have no idea what they had.
00:46:02I got the lunch and then it was cold and then it was a cold shower and I was like,
00:46:08I've
00:46:08never taken a cold shower in my life and I'm like, do we have one?
00:46:11Just a drive.
00:46:20I was fogged as a function.
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:31Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:38Oh my God, they're both going to pay for this!
00:46:55Peebs, you look amazing!
00:46:58Dang girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:03There she is, and you're a golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl?
00:47:09Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:13You know, because apparently half the school is obsessed with you now.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't play alone.
00:47:22Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:27Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:29You should swim by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:33Some cute.
00:47:38Yeah.
00:47:39Sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:53Oh, please.
00:47:54Jump in!
00:47:55Okay!
00:47:56Okay, fine.
00:47:58I...
00:47:59I just...
00:47:59I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last swim I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09Forget who I am?
00:48:13No!
00:48:14No!
00:48:15No!
00:48:17No!
00:48:19No!
00:48:20Captain Thompson.
00:48:22You want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:26There's faster run in your mouth.
00:48:32You want to race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humble me underachieving.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Phoebe.
00:48:40Want a time for us?
00:48:46Um...
00:48:46You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:00Start!
00:49:10me first!
00:49:11Leave your happy!
00:49:17Keep it them, she seems...
00:49:24Don't know how it goes down, and we won't take it home now.
00:49:29We won't take it home now.
00:49:31We'll pay her even.
00:49:32And goodbye.
00:49:34It's notling to be my last thing but not walls!
00:49:38it's notling to be my last thing.
00:49:52Oh, yo, I won Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:00Wow Clement, you won.
00:50:03That's good for you. The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:17You were amazing Chase.
00:50:21Yo Chase.
00:50:23Good race, good race man, you crushed it.
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:26You do early, early.
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:46I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:49Or are you just that petty?
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:50:59Didn't you ever give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets anything they ask for.
00:51:19Anything.
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim this prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:46Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:51What do you want?
00:51:57You are gonna...
00:52:04You are gonna...
00:52:11Tutor me.
00:52:16That's it?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:23Fine.
00:52:24You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring.
00:52:27Go sit.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:49I'm one of those...
00:52:51I'm one of those...
00:52:52All I'm nothing type of nerds.
00:52:56It's...
00:52:57It's not a thing.
00:52:59Well...
00:53:00I made it a thing.
00:53:04Are you scared of a little chemistry such from them?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips.
00:53:23Your skirt is doing a little, uh, show and tell.
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was, again?
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore.
00:53:50No clothes.
00:53:51That's okay.
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:54So, it starts like this.
00:53:56The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:02In a 150 million dollar quantity of the solution, there are how many million dollars
00:54:07that goes to a...
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09So, the concept is...
00:54:12The drugstore is on top.
00:54:14And the answer is...
00:54:24Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm gonna rock you with this.
00:55:07I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:11But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:17Not the way.
00:55:19I always come out on top.
00:55:22Careful girl, I might enjoy the blame.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:37No.
00:55:48I am not sure we need to glue the blame.
00:55:49Fine.
00:55:50Are you sure the pull-up is off?
00:55:51Fine.
00:55:55Fine.
00:56:08Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:36Do you want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:51How old are you at work or do you also fight?
00:57:01A bad boy licks.
00:57:04Licks.
00:57:05Licks.
00:57:06And he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good once in my life.
00:57:18Miss Phillips, just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:47I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:50I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:22I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:22I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:52I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:22I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:26Got you.
00:59:37Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:43Hmm.
00:59:45Finish my assignment.
00:59:47If I get a good grade,
00:59:49I get a reward from you.
00:59:53What do you want?
00:59:56You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:02But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry
01:00:05and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:18But you're not getting these.
01:00:22Mm-hmm.
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game, then.
01:00:42He's fucking two!
01:00:47Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top
01:00:49just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch.
01:01:00It's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the strong shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:08All right, bye.
01:01:36Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:44St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:49Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think we're doing here, magic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:25Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:33Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:42I just found this on my desk when I...
01:02:43I don't know.
01:02:47Marcelli's reserve, truffle assault.
01:02:52Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer?
01:02:57Hm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate!
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one at this?
01:03:08You just stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:10You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time for boys, for gifts, for anonymous, sweet, truth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones are in your GPAs than they're feeling.
01:03:58Well, life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:01They're not paid.
01:04:05Who's to die for?
01:04:22We are...
01:04:25We are...
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe there's still hope.
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:16I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clements, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:32What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:40Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43The fuck did you just say?
01:05:48Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:53Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:23Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:49You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:51He's not a delinquent.
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:07:03And capital A amazing.
01:07:08My whole life everyone decided I was a screw up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some soul respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:44You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:56Phant.
01:07:57What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Line for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:05I have had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom!
01:08:08Now both of you.
01:08:10And!
01:08:10I am going to reconsider their relevant scholarship too!
01:08:20You can punish me for all you want, but leave Philip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem, I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking
01:08:31touch your skull.
01:08:33What are you going to do?
01:08:34I will call the plea.
01:08:38You stupid assignment, shit, you stupid Greg, I don't fucking need it.
01:09:05She was being mean and cruel for no reason, but you, God, I hate bullies.
01:09:14So that's it.
01:09:16From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait, what do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike.
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:34Someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You care too damn much about what other people think about me.
01:09:41And no makeover could change that.
01:09:47You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49News flash, nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:55Then what are you?
01:09:57You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:04All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:10But you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things, and people, and you push them away, just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:28I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah, I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35Not my concern anymore.
01:10:38That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:41We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games!
01:10:43Yes, we played ourselves then.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59I am fragile.
01:11:01And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Babs?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sir, are you okay?
01:11:23Hi, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry, babe.
01:11:25Just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:32Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I could be here with you.
01:11:40I can't make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:06Now it's your place too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:13Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:21You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:28I've noticed you both.
01:12:32I actually lived.
01:12:35What?
01:12:36Then why?
01:12:39Just feel me now.
01:12:42Chase.
01:12:43What?
01:12:45This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:50Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:54Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the act.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:14No!
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:17Oh, please!
01:13:19Oh!
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:21Oh!
01:13:21Oh!
01:13:21Oh!
01:13:21Oh!
01:13:22Oh!
01:13:22I'm not even paying my name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:30Ah!
01:13:31Ah!
01:13:32Ah!
01:13:33Ah!
01:13:33Stop it!
01:13:34Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, please, Chase!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:41You're the fucking nice guy.
01:13:43What are you supposed to do?
01:13:44No!
01:13:49No!
01:13:50Stop!
01:13:53What the?
01:13:57She!
01:13:59Fucking!
01:14:00No!
01:14:05Are you okay?
01:14:07What are we supposed to do?
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit!
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:28I, Chase Thompson,
01:14:30am not a nice guy!
01:14:32I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:36I, Chase Thompson,
01:14:39am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:49I'm an asshole!
01:14:50Asshole!
01:15:04Hey, Phoebe!
01:15:06You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:12In...
01:15:13Out...
01:15:17I thought...
01:15:18I thought...
01:15:19I don't know...
01:15:20My brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my friend.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid!
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe.
01:15:31Look at me.
01:15:33You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You, you bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:39You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:43I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:47I'm sorry.
01:15:47I'm sorry.
01:15:53You saved me, Beau.
01:15:55You saved me when I was just some nobody.
01:15:58Just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:03And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:18You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You wanna get out of here?
01:16:26Did you school?
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31Oh, you're okay.
01:16:38You ready for a ride?
01:16:40Sit tight.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:52Wah!
01:17:06Me with Beau, infuriating, stupid, impossible Beau Clement, showing up every time I fall
01:17:13apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:48Do you want to have sex?
01:18:04Mattress like we're falling in again with fingertips, trees, little sparks on my back, every breath
01:18:14between this piece of distance of the night.
01:18:19You got condom.
01:18:35Yeah, yeah, I'm always packing, pun intended.
01:18:48Yeah.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:18:55Yeah.
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:58Yeah.
01:19:10Wait.
01:19:15Wait.
01:19:17Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:22So, I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:25Yeah.
01:19:27Yeah.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:28Yeah, absolutely.
01:19:28I had no rush.
01:19:29I had no rush.
01:19:58I had no rush.
01:19:59I had no rush.
01:20:04I had no rush.
01:20:08I had no rush.
01:20:16I had no rush.
01:20:17Yeah.
01:20:24I had no rush.
01:20:26I had no rush.
01:20:28I had no rush.
01:20:32The shower is all yours, stupid.
01:21:13No!
01:21:32Oh, shit!
01:21:39Hi!
01:21:41Surprise!
01:21:42Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:46You've actually touched it.
01:21:47And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:42Ditto.
01:22:43Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:44And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54As your first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:13Okay.
01:23:25Oh, my God.
01:23:26Oh, my God.
01:23:37Oh, my God.
01:23:41Oh, my God.
01:23:42Oh, my God.
01:23:46Oh, my God.
01:23:46Good morning, Princess.
01:23:48Oh, my God.
01:23:49Oh, my God.
01:23:50Why does a princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57that's just my bed chem my bed chemistry person being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:03you're such a twerk
01:24:12what happened here
01:24:19that um my mom took me when i was young to play with my new toy boat and on the
01:24:29way there
01:24:29i got scratched by a tree branch and i still insisted on going when we got there my boat
01:24:38drifted too far out in the waves so she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get
01:24:44it um but even after it got dark she never came back
01:24:55she never came back
01:25:02and i told myself maybe if i knew how to swim if i
01:25:07if i'd been stronger that she should be alive today she wouldn't have died
01:25:20i am so sorry
01:25:23and you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were
01:25:25i can't believe i used that to blackmail you
01:25:29i'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:33i feel so stupid
01:25:40no phoebe
01:25:45you
01:25:46you're the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:49you believed in me and you gave me a purpose
01:25:52you made me want to do better
01:25:54to be better
01:25:57you saved me
01:26:09all right
01:26:10what up
01:26:10i'm good
01:26:10are you good
01:26:11i need you on
01:26:13i'm gonna swim this week
01:26:14you know that
01:26:14and we need to all have a chat later
01:26:17come in
01:26:20i got a report
01:26:21it says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:26what
01:26:29no what the hell
01:26:30i i i saw it
01:26:33beau clement tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:35oh shit
01:26:37fucking say that again
01:26:38you heard me
01:26:40i saw you
01:26:42try to rape a girl last night
01:26:47all you know is how to solve problems with your business
01:26:54chase thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:27:00beau didn't do any of that
01:27:02phoebe
01:27:02what the fuck are you doing here
01:27:06last night beau clement was with me
01:27:09in my bedroom
01:27:11making sweet love to me
01:27:13all night long
01:27:14coach honda
01:27:15don't believe me
01:27:15she's just a slut
01:27:16who would throw herself at anyone
01:27:18i mean
01:27:18fucking look at her
01:27:24i
01:27:25chase thompson
01:27:26am not a nice guy
01:27:28this
01:27:28this is fake
01:27:29it's edited coach
01:27:30it's obviously edited
01:27:32chase thompson
01:27:33you're off my swim team
01:27:35now
01:27:45you three
01:27:47principal's office
01:27:48now
01:27:49you three
01:27:51thought you were slick
01:27:53slipping laxatives
01:27:55into contraband chocolates
01:28:04you nearly sent me to the ER
01:28:06twice
01:28:11are you all enjoying this?
01:28:16oh shit
01:28:18that never gets old
01:28:19this school is toxic AM
01:28:25oh shit
01:28:32oh shit
01:28:33chop chop ladies
01:28:40oh
01:28:42hallway make out sessions
01:28:44free comedy
01:28:45best school day ever
01:28:53capital a for absolutely and your capital a for a space well that's all thanks to your great
01:29:17chemistry
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