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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 10: Making Enemies
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00:18I don't believe that.
00:25I, like, die by rejection.
00:27I'd usually, I wouldn't try if I knew I was gonna get rejected.
00:30Yeah, exactly.
00:32The more time I spend with Joao, for sure, he's more attractive.
00:36For me, I definitely build attraction through friendship.
00:40I'll officiate, you said, yeah.
00:42How are you? Come on.
00:45What's your favorite dessert?
00:47Cheesecake.
00:48What kind of cheesecake?
00:49Lemon meringue.
00:50Lemon meringue, we'll remember that.
00:52I've got my eyes on the prize and the prize is Joao.
00:55There's a pussy liner stuck to the wall.
00:59I had asked Daisy if we could have some wine in the room or stand in the room.
01:03Okay.
01:04I do feel the pressure of being the second stew.
01:07Felicia and Mike, just pull your weight.
01:10It's very awful.
01:12Are you angry?
01:13Don't try me back.
01:14Okay, guys, leave Tagali and go to your cabin.
01:17You deserve it and I will do it again.
01:19Mother .
01:20She always calls me honey, baby.
01:22I know it's a term of a demon, but it's not sitting well with her.
01:25That's something you have to work on.
01:26There needs to be some respect.
01:28I'm not dismissing what Ellie originally set out and had issues with.
01:31But the way she went about it, that's the problem.
01:34And Ben needs to take account for the original issue.
01:37Where this got to is not acceptable.
01:40I want to see it resolved.
01:41If you have a problem with that, we make changes.
01:54I want to see that galley back where it was.
01:56Thank you, Captain.
01:58Appreciate you.
01:59Okay.
01:59Have a bit of a chat.
02:00Thank you, Captain.
02:05So, I've never had a male supervisor call me those years.
02:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:09And I know you don't mean it that way.
02:12But every time you use one of those words, it felt like a lack of respect.
02:16And it felt like I was, my value was being diminished.
02:19This man is putting me down and I need to stand my ground.
02:21Oh, no.
02:22Well, firstly, it's a British colloquialism.
02:25I use it in high pressure environments like the galley.
02:29I always thought of it as a defuser rather than a fuser.
02:32Right.
02:33Yeah, I'm sorry.
02:35No, thank you.
02:35That's the last thing I would do.
02:37I thought you were a great help.
02:39Well, I still do.
02:40And you just wanted to be shown respect.
02:42Yes.
02:42That's all.
02:43And I got there.
02:45I mean, I want you to stay and be good.
02:48Yeah, and I want to stay as well.
02:49I want us to finish this together.
02:50And I think we have a good thing going.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I want to be approachable, honestly.
02:54If you noticed, I haven't slipped up once today.
02:57Yes, thank you.
02:57So I am really conscious of it.
03:00Yeah.
03:01You know how you have, like, a swear jar?
03:03Yeah.
03:06I was thinking about, like, a honeypot or something.
03:10Okay, a honeypot.
03:10Okay.
03:11Okay, that's a good idea.
03:12And, like, every time I do it, it's a couple bucks, you know?
03:15Or something like that, you know?
03:17Okay.
03:17Would you go for that?
03:18Yes.
03:18So then you're winning every time I do it.
03:21Would that be good?
03:22Yes.
03:22I'm kind of embarrassed I allowed myself to lose my cool.
03:28But I'm in it to win it.
03:30And if I learn how to manage Ben's personality,
03:34there is nothing I cannot do.
03:36Ben, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
03:40You did scare the shit out of me.
03:41I'm not going to lie.
03:42Are you scared the shit out of me as well?
03:43Yeah.
03:44I'm sorry.
03:45I was getting ready to run.
03:48Hello.
03:49Yo.
03:49How's it been?
03:51Good.
03:51Good.
03:51We have worked through it.
03:52And I know we can continue this season without any tension.
03:56Yeah.
03:56Good.
03:57It's a shitload of work.
03:58I can't do it without all of you guys, but I definitely can't do it without food.
04:02Yes.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:04Okay.
04:05Thank you, Captain.
04:06Okay.
04:07I'll let you guys go.
04:13Right.
04:15Check the sun deck.
04:16Make sure there's no hectic spots on the tee.
04:19Cheers.
04:20Thank you for being united.
04:21We're moving on.
04:22Woo.
04:23Thanks, Ellie.
04:24All right.
04:24We're good.
04:25Okay.
04:26What do we got?
04:27Can you help me bring all this stuff up?
04:29Because I just want to make room.
04:30My colorful penis is in one of these.
04:33This is for provisioners, so we live on the dock.
04:36Get all the bins out.
04:36Okay.
04:37Whatever's left.
04:38Bettina, overall experience.
04:39Five stars.
04:40What could have been better?
04:41Painliness and comfort.
04:42Two stars.
04:43That's not good.
04:44You go.
04:45I'm deep soaking some stuff.
04:47Everything's going to be pearly white.
04:48All the washing machines are on.
04:49This is a gift.
04:52Do you want it?
04:52You can have it.
04:53Yeah.
04:54You can have it.
04:55It's yours now.
04:55Every time you get it, you'll think of it.
04:57Why do you get all the best gifts and I get all the ones?
05:00These people actually like me.
05:01We're going to finish.
05:02I actually really want that.
05:04No.
05:06Okay.
05:07Girls.
05:08Can you start sorting through this?
05:10Yeah.
05:10Yeah.
05:10I'm going to kiss the penis.
05:12Oh my god.
05:13I'm going down to the laundry.
05:18Like who?
05:20For sake.
05:22This me off so much.
05:24Don't come to me that you don't have uniform and you're hoarding it.
05:29Yes.
05:31Oh.
05:33It's okay.
05:33It's okay.
05:34It's okay.
05:34Why are you giggling us?
05:38You're not going to tell me.
05:42So, I do like Daisy.
05:44There's no doubt about that.
05:45She's beautiful.
05:46You know, she's very sweet.
05:47She's kind.
05:48She's protective.
05:49I love her accent.
05:50Very Irish.
05:51I understand.
05:52I'm just venting.
05:53I'm here for it, Daisy.
05:54Okay.
05:56I think that there is a form of chemistry that we're trying to figure out without making
06:02it obvious to each other.
06:04It's holding your cards close to you so that you don't get disappointed.
06:08But I can't help myself from being drawn towards it.
06:11.
06:13Don't make food heavy.
06:15No mate.
06:15I'll call you this maybe last time.
06:17Attention all crew, all crew.
06:19Please meet in the main salon immediately for the tip meeting.
06:22Yeah.
06:25That's what happens after four days start getting a bit bonkers.
06:28Wow.
06:29Isn't nice, eh?
06:30You're not nice.
06:31Let's go.
06:32Let's get into this tip meeting.
06:34Charter four.
06:35Woo!
06:35Woo!
06:37Granddad?
06:41Righto, okay.
06:42I just want you to know the galley situation.
06:45We have a good talk about that,
06:46but I'd like to write this again, from anyone.
06:49We need to work together.
06:50We need to support each other, okay?
06:52Well, Charter Four, we're getting to that stage though.
06:56We should be kind of hitting some marks.
06:58When I look through the reviews
06:59and see there's some housekeeping issues.
07:01The helmet, I'm thinking it's got to go to the housekeeping.
07:05And obviously the leader hasn't stopped.
07:07So I'm going to give it to the second in charge
07:10of the housekeeping.
07:11I'll take it.
07:13I want the crew to step up, take some leadership,
07:16take some work off the heads of department.
07:18How can you take me seriously with this bloody hat on though?
07:23We're here to grow, we're here to expand,
07:25and we can do that.
07:26There is zero reason for us to be making these mistakes
07:29on Charter Four.
07:30It's stuff that I've been asking them from the beginning,
07:33which is pretty f***ing simple.
07:35Tips for this Charter.
07:3722,000, that is 1,692 each.
07:41Yes.
07:41That's pretty hefty.
07:42Nice.
07:43Well done, guys.
07:44Let's go.
07:46My interior team, have a quick meeting about what's going on.
07:50Yeah.
07:50Okay.
07:51The last Charter, there were huge gaps, guys keeping stuff.
07:56There was a lot.
07:57When I'm not around, Jenna is in charge.
08:00I do want to be in charge and take responsibility.
08:03And I want to be your go-to person before you go to Daisy about things.
08:08We don't need such a high level of involvement.
08:11Jenna, you're wearing the Duns Cup this week.
08:13I don't really fancy taking any orders from you at the moment.
08:17There's a f***ing s*** ton of stuff today.
08:19I'm going to carry on the decorations,
08:21and you're going to carry on the true mess.
08:22That's a true mess, yeah.
08:22Perfect, and then all that.
08:24Yeah.
08:24Hello!
08:26How are you?
08:27Good.
08:28And then, I have another question.
08:30Yes, ma'am.
08:31Would you like a massage?
08:32That would be amazing.
08:33Awesome.
08:34My way of winning a man over is with my massage.
08:38The richest person in Russia.
08:40I'm not allowed to say the names, they have NDAs.
08:42I was his personal massage therapist.
08:44So, I take a lot of pride in my massage skills.
08:47I'll say the massage table.
08:49Awesome.
08:50Cool.
08:50Awesome.
08:51Yes.
08:53Take team, take team.
08:54Great job.
08:54We're done for the day.
08:55That'll do, donkey.
09:00You good?
09:01Yeah.
09:03You?
09:04Yeah.
09:04All good.
09:05Thanks.
09:06Is it 4 o'clock yet?
09:07Yeah, yeah.
09:08You're done for the day.
09:09Thank you for all your help.
09:10Thank you so much.
09:20Are you going to enjoy having a massage?
09:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:23I want to give, like, a proper relaxing massage.
09:26Yeah.
09:30Hello, hello.
09:32Hello, hello.
09:33Oh, .
09:33Let's set up the table.
09:34That's fine.
09:34I'll set up the table now.
09:35Okay, awesome.
09:36Okay, cool.
09:36I'm liking the attention, but I'm Ellie.
09:39I wish it was from Daisy.
09:40I don't want to say that in public, but...
09:43Why aren't you just telling Daisy?
09:46I don't want to ask her directly.
09:48I don't want to beat around the bush.
09:49She's a no bullshit kind of person.
09:51I think that if I ask her, her walls will go even further up and she'll shuttle from me.
09:55I don't want to scare her away.
09:57But in the meantime, who's going to say no to a free massage?
10:00Massage is always associated with something warm.
10:02It's not the kind of massage today.
10:06Today.
10:07For now.
10:09I spoke to her while last night.
10:10I think he likes you.
10:12Me and Daisy.
10:13Have you ever thought about it?
10:15I do like it, honestly.
10:16That's hot to me.
10:18Yes.
10:19I'm not being here for that drama.
10:21Like, Ellie and Joelle are really kind of full on.
10:23You're such a girl's girl.
10:25I'm really just here to work.
10:26Everything off?
10:27Yeah.
10:28Ellie, she has no vocabulary to beat around the bush.
10:31She's definitely giving her something.
10:33Giving her whatever she's giving her.
10:35Stop.
10:37I missed it.
10:38Barely to her tonight.
10:40Getting what you want.
10:42When you want.
10:43How are you feeling about Ellie giving Joelle this private massage?
10:47Well, yeah.
10:48Like, I'm not going to, like, sit here and be like, I'm so...
10:52With, like, you know, I haven't had a chance to really speak to Joelle all week.
10:56Or all week.
10:57All season.
10:58Obviously, Ellie is a little bit of a shark.
11:02I guess I'm not really like that.
11:04Like, I'm much more of a slow burner.
11:06Are you feeling jealous right now?
11:08Do I seem jealous?
11:09No.
11:10I don't feel jealous.
11:13Face down, please.
11:15They could be cut by the important sides.
11:18What do you mean?
11:19Of course they are.
11:20What shut off do you think they are?
11:23100%.
11:24Really?
11:25100% they were me.
11:27Oh.
11:28I really feel relaxed.
11:29I'm good.
11:30Oh.
11:32Whatever.
11:39Do you do a lot of squats?
11:41No.
11:42What?
11:43Deadlifts?
11:44Nope.
11:45Wow.
11:46Oh, this feels amazing.
11:47Mm-hmm.
11:47The whole situation has turned me on so much.
11:55When's your birthday?
11:56Five days.
11:57So, this is your pre-birthday massage.
11:59You gotta get another one later on.
12:00No, I don't think he likes it.
12:02I think it's available to him.
12:04I made that very clear from the start.
12:06What?
12:08Okay, that's your...
12:09Thank you so much.
12:11My pleasure.
12:13Um...
12:14I'm keeping it professional.
12:15It's kind of hard right now,
12:16but I'm trying to keep this professional.
12:18And I'm hoping we kind of have a chance after the party
12:22to, you know, get to know each other a little bit better.
12:26Thank you so much.
12:27Mm-hmm.
12:31That's why I'm like, I don't really think he does like me.
12:36Oh, God!
12:37Hi!
12:38What is happening here?
12:40Wow!
12:42How did your massage go?
12:44Really well.
12:45Good!
12:47We had a nice time.
12:53Oh!
12:54Sleigh!
12:56Massive sleigh!
12:57At all!
12:59Benny boy, you coming out tonight or not?
13:01I'm not going out.
13:01You're not coming out?
13:02I want to give Ellie some space.
13:04Good on you.
13:05All good?
13:06You good?
13:06Good.
13:07Good, how are you?
13:08Yeah, I'm feeling relaxed, like...
13:10I'm sure you are.
13:11I'm sure you are.
13:12Very good.
13:13You look happy.
13:17Yay!
13:17Ellie!
13:19Right, it's wrong.
13:20All right, guys, goodnight.
13:21Where's that helmet?
13:23I got it as my handbag.
13:26Oh, baby.
13:27Oh, .
13:28It's my handbag.
13:28Let's go!
13:32Captain.
13:33Yeah?
13:33I got some steaks, do you like?
13:35I'll get changed.
13:36Don't get changed.
13:37I'll match you.
13:38Let's do it.
13:39All right.
13:39Why is Ben not out then?
13:40Because of them having their situation.
13:42Okay.
13:45How's your massage went?
13:47Wow!
13:47Oh, my God, yes!
13:49It was awesome.
13:50Did it go further than your massage?
13:52Did you?
13:52Did you kiss?
13:53No, no.
13:54No, no.
13:55We're easing into it.
13:57Will you consent tonight?
13:58Maybe.
13:59I love it!
14:00I love it!
14:01It will be good.
14:01It will be good.
14:02I'm so for it.
14:05Guys, you...
14:05Yes.
14:07Kiss her!
14:08Kiss her!
14:09Ha-ha!
14:11Ha-ha!
14:12I'm gonna make a little cheese bone.
14:13Perfect.
14:14High school.
14:15Yay!
14:16Can we order some pizzas, please?
14:18Two margaritas, three pepperonis.
14:20I'll have the meat lovers.
14:22Every morning a steak.
14:23Make sure you position fat down.
14:25There you go.
14:26Now you just let them sizzle.
14:27That's it.
14:28For a bit.
14:29Guys, if you'd rather...
14:30I'm smoking so sad somewhere else.
14:33No, you're right.
14:33F*** off.
14:34You are so funny.
14:37I love the side question.
14:38Tits, clits and everything in between.
14:41No, no, no.
14:41We had to do it together.
14:47How's your appearance like?
14:49Yeah.
14:50I don't know.
14:51My appearance aren't really traditional.
14:53They were, like, three support children pastors.
14:56Yeah.
14:57But I always got...
14:58Yeah, I went Sunday school.
14:59In Sunday school, I did youth group.
15:01Yeah, youth group.
15:02Yeah, same.
15:02Hours, four days a week.
15:04Yeah, it's exactly the same.
15:05My mum is very Christian.
15:07I still go to church with her on a Sunday.
15:09She wants to see a woman who makes me a better man.
15:13Yeah.
15:13As Christians, Eddie and I were brought up with similar morals and values.
15:18Loyalty, honesty and forgiveness.
15:20Eddie is working on the loyalty and honesty.
15:24I'm working on the forgiveness.
15:26Meat lovers.
15:27Meat lovers.
15:28I order the meat lovers.
15:29A yum, yum.
15:30One more pepperoni.
15:32One more pepperoni.
15:32One more pepperoni.
15:33All right.
15:35Here.
15:35Just gun it.
15:37Love it.
15:38I'm so glad I'm spending the evening with Jason.
15:40This charter has been riddled with animosity for me.
15:43I've really been up against it.
15:45Yeah.
15:45It's the fat in the bottom right here.
15:47Yeah.
15:48This is just what I need right now.
15:50He's like a very tall master Yoda.
15:53Who's going to do that?
15:54You need to have anything to do.
15:56I need more friends like this.
15:58Yes.
15:59Love it.
15:59Love it more.
16:00Let's do this.
16:02Come sit down.
16:05Good work.
16:06Let's do it.
16:07I love you being the bad cop.
16:09Because I look so great.
16:12Especially to Mike.
16:13Like Mike is so.
16:14He's like.
16:17Am I bad cop?
16:18Jenna is bad cop.
16:20I'm like trying to make her softer.
16:21I'm like don't go in too hard on the junior.
16:26I don't like to call a junior.
16:27Cause I'm fine.
16:28I'm fine.
16:30My metaphorical stripes.
16:31You're one stripe.
16:36I'm doing a lot to take beauty from someone else being younger and in charge.
16:40I know it's not always easy, but she deserves this.
16:43We've got the next ball and I want.
16:45Let's go.
16:45Let's go.
16:46Let's go.
16:47I want to go dancing.
16:48Let's go.
16:49Party time baby.
16:53You've got your tips up.
16:54What do you want to drink?
16:56All right.
16:56Up the hole.
16:57Can I get today.
16:59I'm going to find out where she sees.
17:07Woohoo!
17:10That did actually make a pretty good figure.
17:14Sorry.
17:20We can just say your shit out, babe.
17:22Hey, we can do it.
17:25I got you, I got you.
17:31I'm so frustrated.
17:33Why?
17:35I'm so frustrated.
17:37Why?
17:38I didn't like this.
17:42You don't.
17:43Alisa.
17:47Eddie and I were from the same China.
17:49Enjoy your love.
17:50No, let's get people to camp.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:52No, it's in the sunrise.
17:54You need someone else.
17:56If I like someone I want to, I'll go full in.
17:59It would never work.
18:00I asked for intentions.
18:03It started at dinner, if you noticed, with job.
18:07Yeah.
18:07And then she moved on to Eddie.
18:09And you and me get the wrong.
18:12And whoever she finds was the most available at the time.
18:17Alisa seems to have an obsession with getting male attention.
18:22I don't understand where the backstabbing comes from.
18:25There is Pikmin behavior.
18:26And then there's Alisa.
18:29Pikmacia.
18:30It's a little crazy.
18:32I'm not thinking it.
18:32You have a super great.
18:34Don't do it, don't do it.
18:35I have a good tickle on.
18:44I'm so frustrated.
18:46Any and I were talking in Thailand.
18:48No, listen.
18:50Whatever, whatever.
18:51Let's go enjoy it.
18:52Let's go party.
19:12you've got it in the bag
19:24Joao, who do you like? You can't play twister and have your hand on three different colours, like, come on.
19:33Oh my God. Are you annoyed at me now? Yeah, I am. What have I done? What do you mean,
19:43what have you done?
19:43Shall we go outside? Yeah. Come on, let's go.
19:56Let's go, let's go, we're leaving. Let's go. The girls are right here. I'm in this again, somehow. You're in
20:03this again?
20:05Janet, what are you excited about? We had a really great time. I don't know why I'm in my camera.
20:12Oh my God. No. I just don't want to be in competition with my girls. No, no, no, no. You
20:20are not.
20:22Who am I, pussy?
20:27I don't have to feel so much like such an average man.
20:33Well, well. Yes.
20:34You and I, we have to have the conversation. Because I genuinely thought, unless, give me two seconds, I need
20:43to ask a very quick question. It's very quick.
20:50Are you trying to call me tonight? Who?
20:53Ellie. Is that what you want to ask? If you're not interested, I just want to know what's going on.
20:59So you polled me here to talk about that. Okay.
21:05She came up the taxi, saw us having a chat, was disappointed.
21:11I don't know what I've done wrong.
21:28I'm all for a bit of fun banter. But when you start hurting people's feelings, it's not fun anymore. It's
21:35not fun for anyone. And seeing Jenna, who I care about, upset, that just makes me feel like a dick.
21:43Shh. Are they still having a chat over there? I'm just going on.
21:48So you and what's-her-face. Let's talk about-
21:52What's-her-face is not really the most appropriate thing to say.
21:56You and Al. This is ridiculous.
21:59I'm tired. Let's go in. Come on. Let's go.
22:04I'm tired.
22:05Oh no.
22:07Elycia has made my-
22:08She's doing me sick to my stomach tonight.
22:14I like it.
23:02I like it.
23:15I definitely do have a weak spot for Eddie, but I do feel that Eddie is manipulated
23:20by Alicia and that she was taken out of the equation.
23:23He would be acting a lot differently.
23:26So yeah, I'm happy.
23:38Get up.
23:41Can't be the last one in bed.
23:44Oh, sorry, man.
23:49Eddie?
23:50Yeah?
23:50Guess what I need to tell you.
23:51Do you know what you said to me last night?
23:53I like Daisy.
23:54Oh, really?
23:55I went...
23:56What?
23:57Where's that came from?
24:02Oh, you got my penis.
24:04Hey, it's mine.
24:06I'm starving.
24:08Oh.
24:11Morning.
24:12Morning.
24:12We've got a boat to clean.
24:16Oh, the table.
24:20I'll give these scuffers and the window bits a clean today.
24:26Hi, Ellie.
24:27Hi, good morning.
24:28You okay?
24:29I'm okay.
24:30Thank you, Alicia.
24:31I appreciate it.
24:33What's up, doll?
24:35Have I done something to upset you?
24:38A little bit.
24:39I just felt like your behavior yesterday.
24:41You were in the van hyping me up about Joao, and then you beeline for him yesterday, last
24:47night.
24:47I was just chatting with him.
24:49Okay.
24:51That's awesome.
24:52And you just keep doing that.
24:53You're just so disrespectful to girls.
24:55You're inconsiderate to everybody outside of yourself.
24:58The only person you think about is yourself.
24:59You have no consideration for anybody else.
25:03Which is so awful.
25:08Alicia is not a girl's girl.
25:09She literally ruined everybody's night last night.
25:12And somebody has to say something.
25:16She can't stop.
25:30She can't stop.
25:31The only person you think about is yourself.
25:32You have no consideration for anybody else.
25:35Which is so awful.
25:38She is.
25:44Who did she think she is?
25:46Like, what planet are you on?
25:47What just happened?
25:48I just chatted to Joao after we got out of the taxi.
25:51And that was it?
25:53Yeah.
25:54Well, Kim, the main one was like, I don't like Ellie.
25:56You're like Daisy.
25:57Morning.
25:58Morning.
25:59How are you?
25:59Good, how are you?
26:00Good.
26:05Oh.
26:07How has this happened?
26:09Actually, she can go yourself.
26:11If they were going to have a thing, they would have already had a thing by now.
26:14Jamal's not into her.
26:15She's been an enemy now.
26:17Oh, no.
26:17I'm going to lose friends like this.
26:21I'm not going to get that much better than that.
26:23Here making bets.
26:29What's this?
26:32Oh, tuna.
26:33Yeah, dude.
26:34Hey, darling.
26:35How's the bedroom scooting?
26:36Good.
26:37We've kept the two singles undone.
26:39Okay.
26:40So, um, Ellie had a go at me.
26:42Really?
26:43She was like, you're not a girl's girl.
26:45Um, all you do is think about yourself.
26:48Like, you know, I'm just like, go yourself.
26:52Well, so basically, I felt somewhat the same as Elle.
26:56When you take Eddie aside and chat for him for so long.
27:00I was just a little bit jealous.
27:02I kind of cut myself off from Eddie last night.
27:05Oh, .
27:06But that's why I went to him this morning.
27:08I was like, kind of feel bad at how he left off.
27:10Well, I'm so sorry if I made you feel a certain way.
27:13It's just, obviously, jealousy's a bitch and jealousy makes you nasty.
27:17Yeah.
27:19Anyways, I'm going to carry on with this one.
27:22Attention, Daisy, Joelle, and Ben.
27:25Can we meet in the crew mess?
27:27Copy.
27:27How are you feeling, Patil?
27:28You had a big one last night.
27:31Thank you to vodka.
27:33Here we go.
27:34Charter.
27:35Cinco.
27:36Okay, Tyler.
27:37A socialite from New York City is taking his group of best gays on a trip of a lifetime.
27:42We ain't got all day.
27:44We ain't got all night.
27:45But ain't the work now.
27:46Get over the crime.
27:47Work, work, work, work, work.
27:50All right, honey.
27:50I love you.
27:51And I'll talk to you soon.
27:54So, how does a 28-year-old afford to charter a super yacht?
27:57Is this something your group has been budgeting for?
27:59What's a budget, honey?
28:01I don't budget.
28:02I just spend.
28:04My partner is a very successful businessman and incredibly private.
28:09So, he just said, I'm going to sign the check, send you away for a while, and you bring your
28:15friends and have a good time.
28:17Tyler, I have something to show you.
28:19What?
28:19Are you ready?
28:20Oh, my God.
28:25Oh, yes.
28:26Tyler, he is the most over-the-top person you'll ever meet.
28:28I heard about our theme.
28:29What do we think?
28:30I've been practicing.
28:31I think you need a pedicure.
28:33Tyler's been keeping a surprise under wraps for his guests.
28:36He is flying in his go-to glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
28:40The most important part for Tyler is that his other guests do not see his glam get dropped up onto
28:45the yacht, so this must be discreet.
28:47Keep that a secret.
28:48Yep.
28:49Tyler is joined by Nick, Ashley, Mitchell, Brian, Spencer, Devon, and Luigi.
28:56We come accustomed to Tyler and his partner covering the bill for a lot of things, which I'm grateful for,
29:00but I realize that's outside the realm of normal for most people.
29:03You pay me back in cosmetic procedures.
29:05It evens out in the wash.
29:07You know how much Botox is running through my face right now?
29:10Joan Rivers is turning in her grave.
29:13He's a foodie, and it's gonna be busy.
29:15We've got a lot going on.
29:16Do what the primary wants.
29:17Primary guests.
29:18Wash that bitch.
29:20How has everything been going this morning?
29:22Oh, I thought this was done, and they said, isn't that okay?
29:25Ellie went and chatted to her and basically saying, I'm gonna appreciate you pulling you out.
29:30She was playing with fire.
29:31I do think Alicia, in my opinion, is jealous.
29:35Yeah.
29:35She's in the drama of relationships, and she's not even in the relationship.
29:42Interior, interior.
29:43We're done for the day.
29:44Dick team, dick team.
29:45More or less done now.
29:47Okay, I'm done.
29:49Are you real done now?
29:51Yeah.
29:52I just wanna sit.
30:13Yeah?
30:15Hello, hello.
30:16Hello.
30:17Hey!
30:19How are you?
30:21Good.
30:22Good.
30:22Good.
30:22I've missed you.
30:26Wow.
30:27Wow, wow.
30:28You guys have got a lot of things in here.
30:31How are you doing?
30:32I'm good.
30:33How's it been?
30:35It's been good.
30:36It's been good?
30:36Yep.
30:37Okay.
30:38Anything interesting?
30:40I told Alicia off.
30:42That's about it.
30:45Yeah.
30:45I just didn't know, like, what was going on.
30:47And then I was like, I'm just gonna wait and like...
30:49So then why didn't you come and just, I don't know, find out?
30:54What was...
30:57I don't know.
30:58Sorry.
30:59It's okay.
31:00It's okay.
31:00I got distracted.
31:01I lost track.
31:02It's okay.
31:04Thank you for apologizing.
31:05And thank you for being respectful.
31:07Yeah.
31:07I really appreciate that.
31:42I'm sorry.
31:45I made you all sweaty.
31:47Sorry.
31:48It's not a terrible thing, I promise.
31:53How do I put myself in a situation where I know I'm not supposed to be in like this?
31:59But what chance did I have?
32:02I was literally cornered in my own bed.
32:05Oh, my gosh.
32:06Oh, my.
32:06What a dickhead.
32:08What a cowardice dickhead.
32:11Well, I'm going to bed.
32:12Good night, guys.
32:14See you in the morning.
32:15Thanks.
32:19John and I had a little puddle in this cabin.
32:21Excuse.
32:22I'm going to bake him a cake for his birthday.
32:25Mm-hmm.
32:26He's a lot coming.
32:28It's a surprise.
32:29Well, that's good.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Oh, .
32:45Mmm.
32:47No scene though.
32:49Harder five.
32:50Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
32:52Oh, so sweet.
32:56I had such a nice time the other night.
32:58Yeah, I did too.
32:59I told my mom this morning.
33:01Did you?
33:02What did your mom say?
33:03Mom's just excited for me.
33:05Aw, that's so cute.
33:08Yeah.
33:09All crew, all crew.
33:10Please get your wife to be ready in the main salon in 10 minutes.
33:15Yes, team.
33:17Let the fun begin.
33:18Let's go, guys.
33:20Right.
33:20I was about to say, ooh.
33:21Your phone looks good.
33:24Oh, my goodness.
33:26What's the order?
33:27Shall I next to you?
33:28Yeah.
33:29Next dance.
33:30Ellie, do you mind if Jenna stands in front of you?
33:32Because she seconds to you.
33:35All right, let's go.
33:36Well, no, I'm saying she's standing in front of you.
33:38Please, thank you.
33:39Righto, righto.
33:40I don't like how Daisy's addressing me.
33:42She's, like, commanding, like, oh, I'm telling you to move down the line.
33:46Like, okay, you're not my head of the department.
33:48Whatever, whatever, whatever.
33:49You got me a good charter.
33:50It's gonna be fun.
33:51Woo!
33:54What's the dream?
33:54Oh, my God, I really love the energy.
33:57Hi there, how are you?
33:58Jason.
33:59Hi, nice to meet you.
34:01Hi, I'm Daisy.
34:02Nice to meet you.
34:03Hi, I'm Jenna.
34:04I'm Luigi.
34:05Hello, Luigi.
34:06Welcome on board.
34:07Welcome, everyone.
34:08I can see we're gonna have a great time.
34:09So, we'll get Daisy to show you around.
34:11Get all your luggage, John.
34:12Start the engines and get out of here.
34:14Perfect.
34:14Yes.
34:15Let's go.
34:16Amazing.
34:17Would you like a glass?
34:19Thank you so much.
34:20Let the fun begin.
34:23Let's change quick.
34:23I'll take you on a little tour of the boat.
34:25You're welcome to bring your champagne.
34:26Oh, my.
34:27What do you do with those kidney beans?
34:29Did you see them?
34:29Oh, yeah, I put them in here.
34:31All right.
34:32I just wanted to go over the honey pot thing.
34:34Yep.
34:34It's a dollar if I say, babe, or honey.
34:38And then the kidney bean just drops in here.
34:41Nice.
34:42This has walked me in line with Jenna.
34:44I saw that.
34:45I don't really care.
34:46I don't give a what rank I am.
34:48Like, it's all right.
34:50If we make our way this way, we'll take the stairs.
34:52This will be my exercise of the day.
34:53Yeah.
34:54Yeah.
34:54His legs barely work.
34:56He's, like, all butt with, like, two nubs at the end.
34:58Bitch!
34:59Ah!
35:00You want to pass this?
35:01Slowly, slowly.
35:03I'm going to go and sit in there for a second, all right?
35:05Okay.
35:05Just to rejig the menu a little bit.
35:08Wait.
35:08This is so White Lotus, though.
35:10This is, like, creepy.
35:11Yeah, we all just finished one.
35:12These are twin cabins.
35:14These rooms are so big.
35:15Yes, that'll be good for the makeup.
35:16Then we have the two primary suites.
35:18Wow.
35:19So pretty.
35:20Oh.
35:20There's a bidet.
35:22They knew the gays were coming.
35:23Spray your bum.
35:24All luggage is in.
35:25I am plugging the starboard side beam door.
35:27You picked out a good bow.
35:29Thank you, guys.
35:29It's much better than the Holiday Inn.
35:31Okay, after extending bar when you are.
35:32We are good to go.
35:33Good to go.
35:34This is mine.
35:35This is mine.
35:36This is mine.
35:36And then the Louie.
35:37The baton.
35:40All lines on the after all.
35:43We are four meters from the starboard.
35:47Cool.
35:48Well done, guys.
35:48That's good.
35:55Did you ask to stand in line in front of me?
35:57Is that where that came from?
35:59Huh?
36:00We're the same rank.
36:02How so?
36:03Sous chef is the same rank as I consider.
36:06Before you came, we never spoke about sous chef.
36:10We just thought about galley hand.
36:12And that's what we thought this was.
36:15In what universe would the dishwasher rank above the second stew?
36:19You should be at the end of the line, darling.
36:21I hope you packed a snack for your travels.
36:24Let's f*** up.
36:49Let's f*** up.
36:51Drop.
36:51Drop.
36:52Drop.
36:53Drop.
36:53Yo!
36:57Lock it off.
36:59Copy.
37:02I can tell you've had a nose job.
37:03It's really good.
37:04Oh, yeah.
37:04You've had cheap, nose.
37:06No, not that.
37:07It's because it's like a really good nose.
37:10You know, I've had three nose jobs.
37:12Really?
37:13I'm double checking with you for the barbecue.
37:17What are you putting on the grill?
37:18Um, yeah, let me do the menu in a minute.
37:20I'm gonna do the menu in a minute for you.
37:22All right.
37:26Ever since she got swapped in line, now she's on a high horse.
37:30Like, I'm second stew.
37:31You're just a galley hand.
37:32Okay, let's go.
37:34Did she say galley hand?
37:35You're just a galley hand.
37:36Yeah, I'm second stew.
37:37Jenna actually does have a point.
37:39Like, theoretically, a galley hand,
37:41which is what she really is between you and me, okay?
37:44That would be a lesser rank.
37:47So I've invented chef assistant.
37:49I don't like the term galley hand,
37:53so I think chef assistant, is that cool?
37:54Take it, let's go.
37:56Did that improve her rank?
37:58No, she's not a sous chef.
37:59I'm gonna let Carmen think it's coarse.
38:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that too.
38:03Yeah.
38:05Before this afternoon,
38:06I'm probably gonna get you to set up the dinner.
38:08Okay.
38:09Because you know what you are envisioning.
38:10I'll probably get me and Alicia to serve it.
38:13These guests have requested a Lost at Sea themed dinner on the beach.
38:17I have a love-hate relationship with this theme.
38:19I love the theme.
38:21I think it's so fun, so exciting.
38:23I hate that we're going to the beach at night.
38:25But I can come back here, so I can do cabins, right?
38:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:33We're gonna hold hands, we're gonna jump off.
38:35We're next.
38:35Okay.
38:36Oh my God!
38:37I need to support you.
38:39That's good.
38:40I have to support you.
38:41All right, guys.
38:47What's that up?
38:48This beach looks so cute.
38:49I love it.
38:50Alicia, Alicia, can you please change into your blocks?
38:53Copy.
38:54Let's go.
38:55You go, boy.
38:57I love a strong man.
39:00Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee.
39:08You look lovely, Jenna.
39:09Aw, thanks.
39:12Hey, look at this.
39:13Beach state number three.
39:16Babe.
39:17That is stunning.
39:20We all look like we're in the same uniform.
39:21I was actually gonna wear the exact same outfit.
39:24Oh, really?
39:24You look smart.
39:25Thanks, you look great, too.
39:26We're gonna miss sunset.
39:27It's going down now.
39:28We gotta go.
39:29We're coming, we're coming.
39:30Go to the front.
39:31It's easier.
39:31Yeah.
39:33Hold on.
39:34Oh!
39:36Beautiful.
39:39Beautiful.
39:41Come on.
39:43But I gotta go real soon.
39:45You're right in smashing up some garlic for me.
39:47Just smash that and try and get it in these bags.
39:50Okay.
39:50I need mixing bowls.
39:52I need soapy water.
39:53Would you like a grill brush?
39:56Yeah, if we have one, that'd be amazing.
39:58Yes.
39:58Can I get you something?
39:59Another espresso martini for sure.
40:03This was such a cute idea.
40:04This is perfect weather.
40:06This is lovely.
40:07Feels good to be off the boat.
40:08They both look so cool from here.
40:10I heard you like a bit of drama.
40:13I think you can feel the noise.
40:15So she came in.
40:16She was getting her massage stuff from the caverns.
40:19And she just turned around and was like,
40:21you're not a girl's girl.
40:22You're really selfish.
40:23All you do is think about yourself.
40:24You're a narcissist.
40:26And she was like, you were hugging me up in a taxi.
40:28I'm getting a Joelle.
40:29And then you pulled in for a chat.
40:32I mean, I don't really know about the Ellie and Joie thing.
40:34So I can't.
40:35Just like, like mid-season slump.
40:38So it's just like, I'm tired.
40:40Maybe you need a love interest.
40:42Like who?
40:43Joelle's lovely.
40:44Or Joie is with Ellie.
40:45Ellie would starve me in my sleep.
40:50Oh my gosh, you're sharing a cavern.
40:52Ellie is not in my good books right now.
40:54So, **** it.
40:56I'm gonna medal.
40:57Like, she really likes him.
40:59Well, I heard through the grapevine.
41:01But he doesn't like her.
41:03I got it.
41:12Later this season on Below Deck Down Under.
41:14Are you all ready for it?
41:17No, no, no, no!
41:18Get out!
41:18Get out!
41:19Get out!
41:20Get out!
41:21Yeah!
41:24Ben, what did you guys put in the eggs?
41:28It tastes like someone actively put a whole thing of dish soap in it.
41:32Oh, my god.
41:33I want the eggs taken off the bill.
41:35I'm in like, just a bitch place.
41:37I like you, OK?
41:38Jenna, you're being fat in our bed.
41:40And what the ****?
41:42Dude, you're just gonna embarrass yourself.
41:46I respect that and I respect you, man.
41:49One-way street there.
41:50As I used to know, I stayed in Jouette's room last night.
41:54So you guys in love or what?
41:55I don't know.
41:56They said that you told him you wanted nothing to do with me.
41:59That is a lie.
42:00Please leave me alone.
42:01Just leave me alone.
42:02We're nearly there.
42:03Our last thing we need is war.
42:06Who did you think she is?
42:07Ellie needs to get the back into her box.
42:09What plan are you on?
42:10Bitch, you're a golly hound.
42:12I'm not stealing your job.
42:13Don't worry.
42:14Two of you have an ego.
42:15It needs to go.
42:16There, I've got it again.
42:17Once I get off the boat.
42:19You learned from the school of hard knocks.
42:20Yeah.
42:21I don't take making changes lightly.
42:24I don't give a f*** that you have an MVP.
42:26If you want to f***ing go, f*** us go.
42:28Your behavior has forced my hand.
42:30I need you to leave the boat today.
42:33You want to come back to the boat?
42:35Hmm?
42:36You can come live with us.
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