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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35A wallop!
00:38Slow-ass sea slug!
00:47You know what?
01:03filthy scavengers when lord poseidon ruled the deep you sky rats swore never to breach the
01:10surface poseidon fish food ages ago
01:41sire zeus's people just breached your outer barrier i'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:51sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console
02:09i'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:12sire you're finally stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32my king even poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58what did you do turn me back right now
03:06sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against olympus we beg you
03:11zeus's brains probably been eaten out by clamadia for years i'm retired i don't waste breath on crazy
03:25screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34fight
03:42get your hands off me creep sorry i didn't mean to
03:50wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nintz doing here
03:59he's just a regular human a total nerd
04:01damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than i pictured
04:19i was drugged this whole thing is dylan's sick setup
04:23if i don't mate someone before the timer runs out i die
04:26i really need this guy
04:33god damn
04:35you really know how to flip my switch
04:45i need more
04:47a lot more
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night
05:12hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:15leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:19damn it he tracked me
05:35leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home
05:39get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:53you slept with someone
05:56who screwed up my plan
06:00oh so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:15so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17you actually fucked this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29her body's tainted now
06:30but her blood still has value can't push too hard yet
06:35i won't kill him
06:38but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened
06:52go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:20those assholes are back already
07:21what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me
07:35daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough
07:39jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's seafo give him a wide burr
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top an orcer who the hell are you
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:35nothing
08:35heat's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby
09:06but he retired recently
09:08we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded
09:20i don't have much time
09:21find lily's real father
09:24leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad
09:56drag them both back to the dylan
09:58lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:06nothing
10:07just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago
10:14you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad
10:23you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura
10:26she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:35don't worry about it
10:37just keep lily safe
10:43mommy
10:44mommy
11:02it's too late boss
11:04her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me
11:36give me a name liora
11:36who did this
11:38i'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:10spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:55stay out of it
12:56boss
12:58soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:07you or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying
15:17to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:27i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:51you
16:01you
16:02you
16:03you
16:04you
16:07you
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26Please.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip every head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57Bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:44He's just a regular guy, after all.
19:00My liege.
19:02Have mercy.
19:03I didn't know she was your daughter.
19:04I swear it.
19:04I...
19:05Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:08Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:38We swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:50Yes, my leash!
20:02My love.
20:04Since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:17That wild god, Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot.
21:43You die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king?
22:20He's real.
22:23Hades.
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out.
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:30One.
22:32Two.
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:55Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:58Your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27I'll be back.
23:28Drop what you're doing.
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:31Every resource.
23:33Every contact.
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back.
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dillon wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:02Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dillon's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
24:57Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy!
25:13You're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:28Ha ha ha!
25:37Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:40Ha ha ha!
25:42You...
25:43Poisoned me?
25:45Poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight,
25:50the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today,
25:58I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:05Done.
26:06Up.
26:07No.
26:08The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:36Ah!
26:43Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack...
27:33What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:45No!
28:46No!
28:56No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:27We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
31:06I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn.
31:48You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily.
31:57Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first.
32:19Then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse.
33:08And you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:24I won't let him get hurt.
33:27I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half-dead already!
34:14You're half-dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekathra!
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:52Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are,
35:05kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:20Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here,
35:24no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:27We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:36My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence
36:00before the lord of the sea?
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