00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:50Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:57Hey ladies!
02:58Hey fellas!
03:00And the people that don't give up!
03:02All the lovers!
03:03All the haters!
03:04And all the people that call themselves players!
03:07Hot mamas!
03:08Pimp daddies!
03:09And the people rolling up in caddies!
03:12Hey rockers!
03:13Hip hoppers!
03:15No flea, are on the way!
03:15Everybody all around R كلBan
03:18Now you're back!
03:19Hands up, down hands down!
03:20Back out, back out.
03:21Tell me what you gonna do now!
03:22Breathe in now, freeze out!
03:24Hands up, down hands down!
03:25Back out, back out.
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now!
03:27Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
03:30Keep rolling, rollin', rollin', rollin'
03:32Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
03:34Rollin', rollin'
04:01The End
04:05I'd be dead now if it wasn't for him. And you'll all be dead soon enough if you go after
04:11him. Ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth...
04:17Five hundred thousand. The bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in Dante with the amulet. And a bonus
04:26if he's alive for questioning.
04:29Well, all right. Let's go get him then.
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset to keep Dante distracted as you move in.
04:39So if we're doing all the work, why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like no jarheads to me.
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation. You'll deliver the package to them. The contract opens as
04:56of midnight tonight. That's all.
05:06You in the cap with the nice eyes. Hold on a second.
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:15What you said was correct.
05:18We're not jarheads.
05:21We're demon hunters.
05:23You're joking.
05:25I know. It's a lot to take in.
05:28Someone walks up and tells you demons are real and it's my job to kill them.
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would.
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth.
05:37The worst truth is that not only are demons real, they're really fucking hard to kill.
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods.
05:46Like these.
05:48Anti-demon bullets.
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet.
05:53But hit a demon, and this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA.
06:00That's good to know.
06:02Sometimes they pass for human.
06:04They can even be incredibly convincing.
06:08It's in the proportions.
06:10The arms or legs will be a little too long.
06:13Facial features too far apart.
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way.
06:18There's also something in the eyes.
06:21A void.
06:22Where the glimmer of a soul should be.
06:26And of course the smell.
06:29Vein mix of sulfur.
06:31And cow shit.
06:39There's always...
06:43Come on.
06:48I sold it.
07:13Devil's spawn, motherfucker.
07:16You were solid there, boss.
07:18Don't think I even saw you blink.
07:19I knew I was in good hands.
07:22Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army.
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species.
07:27That's all that matters.
07:28Indeed.
07:29Indeed. And our world could not ask for a better soldier.
07:36Let him in.
07:42Who the...
07:43This is Anders.
07:45Your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Hops.
07:48Anders, aren't you...
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush.
07:52I've watched your mission tapes.
07:53It is an honor to serve with you, ma'am.
07:55Uh, Lieutenant?
07:57Mary?
07:59Lieutenant, got you.
08:0010-10-10-10-10-4.
08:02Welcome to the team, chief.
08:04You sure about this guy, sir?
08:05He requested this assignment.
08:07God has tested him, and he was found worthy.
08:11Soldier, where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here, who do I talk to about the menu, huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent Play-Doh.
08:20Oh, uh, so...
08:23Wait, what do I have to do again?
08:25What do I have to do again?
08:42Hey, Dante!
08:44It's your buddy, Enzo!
08:48I don't know...
08:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
08:51Oh, oh, oh!
08:51Dante!
08:52Ha!
08:53You are here!
08:54Th-th-th-thank God!
08:55I-I was worried I missed ya!
08:57Hey, Enzo.
08:59How've you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth,
09:02like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple right now!
09:06Wish I could help you out there.
09:08I do have a funny story for you, though.
09:10You're gonna love this.
09:11So my last job, the one you gave me,
09:14it turned out to be a setup so a shape-shifting demon baby
09:18could try to steal my necklace.
09:20Crazy, right?
09:22Ha! Ha! That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!
09:25Ha! Ha!
09:29It wasn't my fault, Dante, honest!
09:31Don't blame poor old Enzo!
09:34I'm just a kid of me!
09:35I'm not funny!
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job!
09:38The white rabbit!
09:40He's the one!
09:41I set the whole thing up!
09:43Satan, he comes into my office talking all through!
09:47And I'm mesmerized!
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first,
09:55and then split the 500 between us.
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap
10:02because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit
10:04tricked you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much, yeah.
10:10All right. That checks out.
10:12What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee.
10:16Just cause the job was fake.
10:17Don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American green.
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it!
10:27And my own brother.
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later, disguised as him.
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now, but still.
10:34It was a good effort.
10:36Your brother, talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:41I keep telling you.
10:43What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays, especially if it involves killing demons.
10:48Just as long as I don't have to care.
10:50Yeah, I know.
10:52So, you and me, we're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know, I look at you like my own son.
10:58I would take a bullet for you.
11:00Well, maybe not a bullet.
11:01Definitely a blade, like a little jab.
11:03Point is, I would never set you up like that on purpose.
11:07So there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay.
11:13I set you up this time, but only cause they made me.
11:17I know I've got another one of these.
11:21There it is.
11:22Look, Dante, those guys out there are after your necklace, too.
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them.
11:28This thing goes right to the top.
11:31What say you just give the bling to me and I'll take it over to them, huh?
11:35No muss, no fuss.
11:37I can't do it, Enzo.
11:39She gave me this necklace.
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante.
11:45It's a part of our family's history.
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe.
11:52Always.
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have.
11:57No one is going to take it from me.
12:00Fair enough.
12:01Well, I'll just, uh, let you get ready for the big throwdown then and head on.
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:07I didn't say we were good yet.
12:27We're here for the amulet.
12:29Drop the gun and hand it over.
12:33I said drop the gun.
12:39I don't think that's the guy.
12:42Of course it's not the guy.
13:02I don't think that's the guy.
13:13Who are we shooting at?
13:25Come on!
13:43You ain't shit, pal!
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:26I went better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing. This guy's got taste!
15:04Go!
15:07Go!
15:07Go!
15:09Go!
15:12Go!
15:14Go!
15:27Go!
15:27Monopolize, they hold the rage
15:29Storm your eyes on the fans, the guards
15:32The brains of bars
15:33Stuck the banks, strip the party ranks
15:35We're off the door, we're the son of a drunk lord
15:38Now to be a boss, fucking cut the cord
15:40Light drop, turn the radio
15:43Turn that shit up, light drop
15:46Turn the radio
15:48Turn that shit up
15:49Light drop, turn the radio
15:53Turn that shit up
16:03How the fuck?
16:06I don't feel bad
16:07I heal extremely fast
16:09Like a superhero
16:10Not that I call myself a superhero
16:13But your mom does
16:17You can
16:19Win
16:21Perfect
16:37Hey Pat
16:37Are boys still getting their asses kicked?
16:41Yep
16:43I feel bad for you doc
16:45Your first time in the field and we're not even gonna see action
16:49My brain is too valuable to risk taking it to a combat zone
16:52I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter the soonest possible moment
16:56Come on, you don't wanna pick up a sweet battle scar like my man here?
17:00King
17:01What? I'm saying he's a badass
17:03You went toe to paw with the white rabbit and lived
17:05I got lucky, that's all
17:07Woah woah woah woah, yo yo yo yo
17:09What was that?
17:13It looks like he can heal himself
17:15Any explanations there doc?
17:17Uh, uh
17:17Not at the moment
17:20Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22Hi Vatiri
17:26I'll be testing it shortly
17:28Great
17:30So the guy's some sort of super soldier
17:32And he's wearing half the transmitter that keeps our reality from being swarmed by the armies of hell
17:37As a necklace
17:38Yeah, he really is just wearing it, isn't he?
17:43Kinda makes you question Sparta's whole plan
17:45Excuse me, but um, what's an ancient Greek city state got to do with any of this?
17:50Not Sparta
17:51Sparda!
17:53Did no one read the intelligence briefing I prepared?
17:57I read it
17:59I read it
17:59Thank you
18:03Sparta's the one hell-dweller who might be worth not vaporizing on sight
18:07He was a demon knight
18:09He was a demon knight
18:09Whatever that means
18:11Big bad warrior blah blah blah
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus
18:17The demon's king
18:182,000 years ago when our world was still connected to their shithole
18:23And Mundus wasn't happy just ruling the shithole
18:26He wanted to conquer humanity
18:28Make slaves at us all
18:31Typical demon shit
18:32And I guess Sparta woke up one day and realized
18:36Hey, this is evil as fuck
18:39So he rebelled
18:40He fought against Mundus
18:42Taking out hundreds of his own former legions
18:45Kind of the least he could fucking do, really
18:49But even he couldn't stop an entire world of abominations
18:53The only way to protect humanity
18:55Was to seal the realms off from each other
18:59He himself
19:01Stayed on our side
19:02Which
19:03If that's true
19:04He's been M.I. fucking A whenever shit hits the fan for the past few millennia
19:14So maybe he is just another pit beast after all
19:24I got out ofis
19:27Uns индia
19:28P those
19:28Up
19:28E
19:33Dante
19:35Remember me
19:36Let's see
19:377 feet tall
19:39Faced like someone carved a gargoyle out of beef jerky
19:42I do remember. Arnie, right? How are the kids?
19:45Great, thanks. Julie just got into Yale.
19:50So, look, there's a big-ass bounty on that necklace of yours.
19:55I was thinking, you and me bring it in together, huh?
19:59Split the dough. 50-50.
20:03That's a better offer than someone made.
20:08But it's gonna be hard now.
20:10Worth a shot.
20:12Sorry about the place. No hard feelings.
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something.
20:42Man, these dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name.
20:51Oh. Your daughters?
20:53I'm all they got, you know?
20:55So when I went to sign up for the army because there was no other option, and this recruiter comes
20:58up to me saying,
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home.
21:01He left out the demons from Hell Park, though.
21:03Kind of wish he led with the demons from Hell Park.
21:06I'm gonna answer differently.
21:08It's time.
21:10It's time.
21:10I'm going in.
21:12Copy that, Lieutenant.
21:13You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up.
21:16Don't Curtis.
21:18Oh.
21:32Parole.
21:35I don't even know.
21:36Just get it.
21:36Don't mince.
21:37Oh.
21:38You only need me to come up.
21:39Whoa.
21:40What?
21:41What?
21:41What?
21:43Wait.
21:44What?
21:45What?
21:46How did you do?
21:52Hey, that was actually kind of close.
21:56Closer than you think.
22:10Hey!
22:21Of course, the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:28What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:31I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So, who here is looking for representation?
22:56I'm going to keep it.
22:59I'm going to keep it.
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round I hit you with.
23:31Which means, no matter how good you might be at hiding it, you're a demon.
23:42Ripped an irresistible dreamboat, I know.
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon, but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:50I never thought I'd see one, though.
23:53You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human, part demon.
23:56Wait, you think I'm part demon?
23:58You are.
23:59And I've got the one weapon on earth.
24:01You can't.
24:01Wait.
24:03Wait.
24:03Beep.
24:19Come on.
24:40seriously part demon if you knew how many of those things i've killed you'd know how crazy
24:45you sound demons kill their own all the time death and destruction is the core of your nature
24:51trust me i know all about demons nature i'm not one of them how else can you explain what you're
24:57capable of you even fight like they do unholy strength but no intelligence no strategy i don't
25:04know seems like i managed to catch you since we're getting so personal what does everyone want with
25:10my mom's necklace you don't even know what this really is do you know that it's mine all yours
25:18hellblood
26:07usually we don't bother taking members of your species prisoner we do have the tech for it
26:13whatever special circumstances
26:21insurance just in case you manage to get out of the truck
26:25what truck
26:42who caught who now mother fucker
27:04we are falling the light is calling
27:13tears inside me calm me down
27:20midnight calling
27:24midst of resolving
27:28crown me with the pure green leaf
27:37crown me with the pure green leaf
27:38praise to my father
27:40blessed by the water
27:44like night
27:47dark sky
27:48the devil's cry
27:59like night
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