00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:50Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:57Hey ladies!
02:58Hey fellas!
03:00And the people that don't give up!
03:02All the lovers!
03:03All the haters!
03:04And all the people that call themselves players!
03:07Hot mamas!
03:08Pimp daddies!
03:09And the people rolling up in caddies!
03:12Hey rockers!
03:13Hip hoppers!
03:14And everybody, everybody, you're a battle of all food!
03:18And now go back!
03:18Hands up, now hands down!
03:20Back up, back up!
03:21Tell me what you gonna do now!
03:22Breathe in, now freeze out!
03:24Hands up, now hands down!
03:25Back up, back up!
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now!
03:27Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
03:30Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
03:32Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
03:35Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
03:47laugh while you can you won't be much longer i met tante once worked with him on a protection job
03:55i've dealt with killers and roughnecks of every grade but this guy he's something else the way
04:02he moved the hits he took i'd be dead now if it wasn't for him and you'll be dead soon
04:09enough
04:10if you go after him ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth five hundred thousand
04:19the bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in dante with the amulet and a bonus if
04:26he's alive for questioning well all right let's go get him then we will be deploying a civilian asset
04:36to keep dante distracted as you move in so if we're doing all the work why'd you bring the
04:42boy scout patrol here they don't look like no jarheads to me
04:49these soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation you'll deliver the package to them
04:55the contract opens as of midnight tonight that's all
05:06you and the cap with the nice eyes hold on a second
05:12you see something you like sweetheart
05:15what you said was correct we're not jarheads we're demon hunters you're joking
05:25i know it's a lot to take in someone walks up and tells you demons are real and it's my
05:31job to kill
05:31them you're thinking the same thing anyone else would but unfortunately it's the truth the worst
05:38truth is that not only are demons real they're really fucking hard to kill we've had to come up
05:45with our own methods like these anti-demon bullets hit a human with one and it works like any other
05:52bullet but hit a demon and this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with
05:58their dna that's uh good to know sometimes they pass for human they can even be incredibly convincing
06:07it's in the proportions the arms or legs will be a little too long facial features too far apart
06:15like they haven't quite evolved all the way there's also something in the eyes
06:20a void with a glimmer of a soul should be and of course the smell vein mix of silver and
06:32cow shit
06:40oh
06:40oh
06:41oh
06:41oh
06:41oh
06:41oh
06:44oh
07:12Devil spawn, motherfucker.
07:16You were solid there, boss. Don't think I even saw you blink.
07:19I knew I was in good hands. Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army.
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species. That's all that matters.
07:28Indeed. And our world could not ask for a better soldier.
07:36Let him in.
07:36Let him in.
07:42Who the...
07:43This is Anders, your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Ops.
07:48Anders, aren't you?
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush.
07:52I've watched your mission tapes. It is an honor to serve with you, ma'am.
07:55Uh, Lieutenant? Mary?
07:59Lieutenant, got you. 10-10-10-10-4.
08:02Welcome to the team, Chief.
08:04You sure about this guy, sir?
08:05He requested this assignment. God has tested him, and he was found worthy.
08:11Soldier, where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here, who do I talk to about the menu, huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent Play-Doh.
08:21Oh, uh...
08:22So...
08:23Wait.
08:24What do I have to do again?
08:32So...
08:34Dante?
08:38Yeah?
08:42Hey, Dante!
08:44It's now your buddy, Enzo!
08:47Oh no.
08:49Oh, oh, oh.
08:50Uh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:51Willie?
08:52Dante, you are here. Thank God. I was worried I missed you.
08:58Hey, Enzo. How have you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth, like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple
09:05right now.
09:06Wish I could help you out there. I do have a funny story for you, though.
09:10You're going to love this.
09:11So my last job, the one you gave me, it turned out to be a setup so a shape-shifting
09:17demon baby could try to steal my necklace.
09:20Crazy, right?
09:22Oh, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
09:29It wasn't my fault, Dante. Honest. Don't blame poor old Enzo. I'm just a little man. I'm so funny.
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job. The White Rabbit. He's the one.
09:41I set the whole thing up.
09:43Satan, he comes into my office talking all through. I'm mesmerized.
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first, and then split the 500 between us.
10:00So you're saying you only sent me into a trap because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit tricked
10:05you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much. Yeah.
10:10All right. That checks out.
10:12What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee.
10:16Just because the job was fake don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American green.
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it.
10:26And my own brother.
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later disguised as him.
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now, but still.
10:34It was a good effort.
10:36Your brother.
10:37Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:41I keep telling you.
10:42What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays, especially if it involves killing demons.
10:48Just as long as you don't have to care.
10:50Yeah, I know.
10:52So, you and me, we're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know, I look at you like my own son.
10:58I would take a bullet for you.
11:00Well, maybe not a bullet.
11:01Definitely a blade, like a little jab.
11:03Point is, I would never set you up like that on purpose.
11:07So there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay.
11:13I set you up this time, but only because they made me.
11:17I know I've got another one of these.
11:21There it is.
11:22Look, Dante, those guys out there are after your necklace, too.
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them.
11:28This thing goes right to the top.
11:31What say you just give the bling to me, and I'll take it over to them, huh?
11:35No moss, no fuss.
11:37I can't do it, Enzo.
11:39She gave me this necklace.
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante.
11:45It's a part of our family's history.
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe.
11:52Always.
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have.
11:57No one is going to take it from me.
12:00Fair enough.
12:01Well, I'll just, uh, let you get ready for the big throwdown then, and head on.
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:07I didn't say we were good yet.
12:27We're here for the amulet.
12:29Drop the gun and hand it over.
12:33I said drop the gun!
12:39I don't think that's the guy.
12:42Of course it's not the guy!
12:50Die!
13:03Get out!
13:13Who are we shooting at?
13:42Come on, you ain't shit, pal!
14:00Now we're done.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:27I work better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing. This guy's got taste!
15:04Go!
15:07Go!
15:15Go!
15:17Go!
15:19Go!
15:21Go!
15:29Go!
15:33Go!
15:38Go!
15:40Go!
15:41Go!
15:41Go!
15:42Go!
15:42Go!
15:43Go!
15:45Go!
15:45Go!
15:46Go!
15:47Go!
15:49Go!
15:50Go!
15:51Radio, turn it out!
16:03How the fuck?
16:06I don't feel bad. I heal extremely fast.
16:09Like a superhero.
16:11Not that I call myself a superhero,
16:13but your mom does.
16:21Perfect!
16:37Hey, Pat!
16:38Are boys still getting their asses kicked?
16:41Yep.
16:43I feel bad for you, Doc.
16:45Your first time in the field,
16:47and we're not even going to see action.
16:48Mm-mm.
16:49My brain is too valuable to risk taking it to a combat zone.
16:52I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter
16:55the soonest possible moment.
16:56Come on!
16:57You don't want to pick up a sweet battle scar like my man here?
17:00King.
17:01What? I'm saying he's a badass!
17:03You went toe to paw with the white rabbit and lived.
17:06I got lucky. That's all.
17:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
17:09Yo, yo, yo, yo!
17:09What was that?
17:13It looks like he can heal himself.
17:15Any explanations there, Doc?
17:17Uh...
17:18Uh...
17:18Not at the moment.
17:20Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22Hi, Vatiri.
17:26I'll be testing it shortly.
17:28Great!
17:29So the guy's some sort of super soldier?
17:32And he's wearing half the transmitter that keeps our reality
17:34from being swarmed by the armies of hell...
17:37...as a necklace.
17:38Yeah.
17:40He really is just wearing it, isn't he?
17:43Kinda makes you question Sparda's whole plan.
17:45Excuse me, but, um...
17:47What's an ancient Greek city state got to do with any of this?
17:50Not Sparta.
17:52Sparda!
17:53Did no one read the intelligence briefing I prepared?
17:57I read it.
18:03Sparda's the one hell-dweller who might be worth not vaporizing on sight.
18:07He was a demon knight.
18:09Whatever that means.
18:11Big bad warrior blah blah blah.
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus.
18:17The demon's king.
18:18Two thousand years ago when our world was still connected to their shithole.
18:23And Mundus wasn't happy just ruling the shithole.
18:27He wanted to conquer humanity.
18:29Make slaves at us all.
18:31Typical demon shit.
18:33And I guess Sparda woke up one day and realized,
18:36Hey, this is evil as fuck.
18:39So he rebelled.
18:40He fought against Mundus.
18:42Taking out hundreds of his own former legions.
18:45Kind of the least he could fucking do, really.
18:49But even he couldn't stop an entire world for abominations.
18:53The only way to protect humanity was to seal the realms off from each other.
18:59He himself stayed on our side.
19:02Which, if that's true,
19:05he's been M.I. fucking A whenever shit hits the fan for the past few millennia.
19:14So maybe he is just another pit beast after all.
19:33Dante!
19:35Remember me?
19:36Let's see.
19:38Seven feet tall.
19:39Face like someone carved a gargoyle out of beef jerky.
19:42I do remember. Arnie, right?
19:44How are the kids?
19:45Great, thanks.
19:47Julie just got into Yale.
19:50So, look.
19:51There's a big ass bounty on that necklace of yours.
19:55I was thinking.
19:56You and me bring it in together, huh?
19:59Split the dough.
20:01Fifty-fifty.
20:02That's a better offer than someone made.
20:08But it's gonna be hard now.
20:10Worth a shot.
20:12Sorry about the place.
20:14No hard feelings.
20:25God, you damn mistake!
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something.
20:43Man, these dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name.
20:50Oh.
20:52Your daughters?
20:53I'm all they got, you know?
20:55So when I went to sign up for the army because there was no other option,
20:57and this recruiter comes up to me saying,
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home.
21:01He left out the demons from Hell Park, though.
21:03Kinda wish he led with the demons from Hell Park.
21:06Might have answered differently.
21:08It's time.
21:10I'm going in.
21:11Copy that, Lieutenant?
21:13You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up.
21:52Hey.
21:53That was actually kinda close.
21:56Closer than you think.
21:58Closer than you think.
22:11Closer than you think.
22:13Closer than you think.
22:20Closer than you think.
22:21Of course, the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25who was that chick what a woman i don't care who she is i made a promise
22:34and i'm going to keep it
22:39so who here is looking for representation
23:18what's in that thing i watched you fighting and wondered what the fuck kind of person
23:23i can just shake off bullets like that yeah really really awesome one or not a person
23:28at all that was an anti-demon round i hit you with which means no matter how good you
23:34might be at hiding it you're a demon
23:42ripped an irresistible dreamboat i know you still can't just tear a guy's clothes off
23:46you're not demon but your blood i've heard it was possible i never thought i'd see one
23:52though you're a hybrid part human part demon wait you think i'm part demon you are and
23:59i've got the one weapon on earth
24:06so
24:13so
24:41seriously part demon if you knew how many of those things i've killed
24:44you'd know how crazy you sound demons kill their own all the time death and destruction
24:50is the core of your nature trust me i know all about demons nature i'm not one of them
24:55how else can you explain what you're capable of you even fight like they do unholy strength
25:01but no intelligence no strategy i don't know seems like i managed to catch you since we're
25:07getting so personal what does everyone want with my mom's necklace you don't even know what
25:13this really is do you know what this really is do you know that it's mine all yours hellblood
25:19oh
25:20oh
25:27Let's go.
25:53Let's go.
25:54Jackpot!
25:55Oh.
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species prisoner.
26:11We do have the tech for it.
26:13Never special circumstances.
26:21Insurance.
26:22Just in case we manage to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:25No!
26:42Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:44No!
26:45No!
26:45No!
26:46No!
26:47No!
26:50No!
27:01No!
27:09What truck?
27:13No!
27:14Is inside me, calm me down
27:20Midnight calling, midst of resolving
27:28Crown me with a pure relief
27:35Praise to my Father, blessed by the waters
27:44Black light, dark sky, the devil's sky
28:40Black light, dark sky, the devil's sky
29:10Black light, dark sky, the devil's sky
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