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00:00:03Now, Bartholomew, it's time for a bit of sophisticated humor.
00:00:08Ahem!
00:00:10Why don't scientists trust atoms?
00:00:14Because they make up everything.
00:00:19Bartholomew, that joke's older than the moon.
00:00:22But it's a classic, Marty.
00:00:25Always lead with a classic.
00:00:28I've heard better jokes than the obituaries.
00:00:32Hmm.
00:00:36Passion Delphine?
00:00:38I feel gas.
00:00:39If someone brings their beers?
00:00:42Because that's what's electrifying the air.
00:00:47County fairs can be so depressing, especially when the entertainment of someone is washed up.
00:00:52Speaking of that, do you remember that one ventriloquist guy?
00:00:57His dummy was named Chucklehead.
00:01:00Oh, Archibald.
00:01:02Yeah, he played at county fair over here.
00:01:05Really?
00:01:06Wow, that's sad.
00:01:08Wasn't he all over late night TV at one point?
00:01:12Yeah, he was everywhere.
00:01:13And then I forget what show he was on, but he bombed horribly.
00:01:17That's right.
00:01:18And then it just kept happening.
00:01:20He just couldn't recover from that.
00:01:22Yeah, he went from being everywhere to pretty much nothing.
00:01:26Hmm.
00:01:28Poor Archibald.
00:01:30Yeah, poor Chucklehead.
00:01:31He was awesome.
00:01:33You would feel sorry for the puppet.
00:01:52Oh, you suck!
00:02:06Hey, which one's the ventriloquist and which one's the dummy?
00:02:12So Chucklehead.
00:02:13This is so agey.
00:02:14How do cats stop a VCR?
00:02:17I don't know Archibald.
00:02:19How does a cat stop a VCR?
00:02:22It hits the pause button.
00:02:25I bet that thing has more of a brain left than this old man.
00:02:27Yes, I got it.
00:02:29And I hope it ain't contagious.
00:02:31Looks like we're knocking them dead tonight.
00:02:34Dead?
00:02:36Nothing could resurrect your career.
00:02:39Tell me again why I put up with you.
00:02:42I'm part of your work release, remember?
00:02:46You know, Chucklehead, this is our final performance.
00:02:50What are you going to do in retirement?
00:02:52Get as far away from you as possible.
00:02:55Are those jokes from the Stone Age or what?
00:02:57That's not nice.
00:02:58Why?
00:02:59How would you like my hand up your ass for 20 years?
00:03:03It's been longer than 20 years, Chucklehead.
00:03:07Don't remind me.
00:03:09They say time flies when you're having fun.
00:03:12No wonder our time together feels like an eternity.
00:03:16What are you going to do in retirement?
00:03:21Honestly?
00:03:23I don't know, Chucklehead.
00:03:26I don't know.
00:03:28The ventriloquism is barely passable.
00:03:30It's all been done before.
00:03:32And better.
00:03:33This is just sad.
00:03:35Um.
00:03:36Hey, dummy.
00:03:37Say something.
00:03:42Um.
00:03:44Yes.
00:03:45Well.
00:03:46Ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:48As they say in showbiz.
00:03:50That's all, folks.
00:03:53It means it's time to go.
00:03:56Thanks, Archibald.
00:03:57Good night.
00:03:59Thanks, Chucklehead.
00:04:14Better luck next time.
00:04:17There isn't going to be a next time.
00:04:20Good night.
00:04:20You too.
00:04:53Giving a time to me.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:05:01All right.
00:05:02There are подобos as you were thinking.
00:05:03We are looking forward to greeting.
00:05:07All right.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:19The 64th棄.
00:05:19Everybody knew.
00:05:19All right.
00:06:27Oh, hello, Archibald.
00:06:29How'd your final performance go?
00:06:33As predicted.
00:06:35Oh, don't look so glum.
00:06:37Now you can move on to new and exciting things.
00:06:40Showbiz is all I know.
00:06:42Did you know my family started in Vaudeville?
00:06:45No, really?
00:06:47Yes, way back in 1908.
00:06:49Our family even toured with Barnum Bailey.
00:06:52That's how I got Chucklehead here.
00:06:56Oh, well, maybe it's time that you and that thing take a break.
00:07:01Chucklehead?
00:07:03Him and I will be together forever.
00:07:06Why don't you pass him on to one of your other relatives and show business?
00:07:11Because I'm the only one left.
00:07:13The last of my kind.
00:07:15It's just him and me now.
00:07:18You seem very depressed.
00:07:21I'm sorry.
00:07:22Look, everything will be fine.
00:07:25Be thankful that you can retire.
00:07:28I'll never be able to.
00:07:31I'm going to my room now.
00:07:33Are you sure you don't want something to eat?
00:07:36The dining room will be open for another 30 minutes.
00:07:38No, but I'll see you at breakfast.
00:07:41Will you be checking out in the morning?
00:07:44No, I'm going to stay a few days more.
00:07:46Good night.
00:07:50Good night.
00:07:57Good night.
00:08:36Good night.
00:08:59Cheers, my friend.
00:09:08Not thirsty tonight?
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:28Oh, how I long for the joy of another world.
00:09:50We should be there shortly.
00:09:53Good.
00:09:54We should be there shortly.
00:10:04How many high school reunions have we been to together?
00:10:08I don't know.
00:10:10About four, maybe.
00:10:12I lose track.
00:10:12I wonder if Maggie will be there.
00:10:15I wonder if Maggie will be there.
00:10:16Drop it.
00:10:16You dated her in high school.
00:10:19And you took her to the prom.
00:10:21Big deal.
00:10:22She'll never forget that night.
00:10:25Best five seconds of her life.
00:10:27Best five seconds of her life, I'm sure.
00:10:28Every reunion we go to, she's after me.
00:10:32She's just being nice, that's all.
00:10:34Her husband is never too happy to see you.
00:10:37He's a chump.
00:10:39She realized what a mistake she probably made.
00:10:43Right?
00:10:44He's a rich, wall-tree banker with a house on Long Island.
00:10:48Big deal.
00:10:50He's got money.
00:10:51So what?
00:10:52Yeah, look.
00:10:53So what?
00:10:54Let's just enjoy the time we have away from our crazy life.
00:10:58These times aren't going to last forever.
00:11:01Amen.
00:11:03Maggie still wants me.
00:11:04I don't care what you guys say.
00:11:06There's a place right there, up ahead.
00:11:09We have arrived.
00:11:24I guess we'll park here for now.
00:11:26Let's check in.
00:11:28And get something to eat.
00:11:29Maggie, we wouldn't want Maggie thinking you're malnourished.
00:11:49Well, hello there.
00:11:51Hi, guys.
00:11:52What can I do for you?
00:11:53We have a reservation, a room for Alan Duncan.
00:11:57Okay, let me see.
00:11:59Uh, oh, there you are.
00:12:03Room 203.
00:12:04Maybe the rest of our classmates are here, too.
00:12:07Classmates?
00:12:08Oh, we're here for a class reunion.
00:12:11It's here at the high school.
00:12:12Hmm.
00:12:13Well, no one else has checked in and mentioned it, but then I live outside of town, so I don't
00:12:18know what goes on here.
00:12:19How many hotels do you have in this town?
00:12:21Um, just two.
00:12:25Well, they must be at the other hotel, then.
00:12:28Hmm, how big was your graduating class?
00:12:31Oh, around 128 kids.
00:12:34Hmm.
00:12:34Well, maybe it's only the three of you, then.
00:12:37Here, here's the key.
00:12:40I see you have a dining room.
00:12:42What time do you serve meals?
00:12:44Uh, breakfast is at 8.30, lunch at noon, and dinner is at 5 sharp.
00:12:48We'll see you at lunch, then.
00:12:50Your room is upstairs and to the left.
00:12:52Okay, thanks.
00:12:53Thanks.
00:13:09It'd be odd if you were the only ones here.
00:13:25Hey, you know, this isn't half bad.
00:13:30Very Termin' the Fentry charm.
00:13:34I'm starved.
00:13:35I'm starved.
00:14:06Hey, does that guy look familiar?
00:14:09I wonder what the dummy ordered.
00:14:14What can I get you guys?
00:14:17I'll have a Coke and a cheeseburger.
00:14:20I'll have a roast beef sandwich and a glass of water.
00:14:25I'll try the chicken and biscuits and a Coke as well.
00:14:28You got it.
00:14:29I'll put that order right in.
00:14:32Hey, I know who that guy is.
00:14:35He's Archibald the Great.
00:14:37He's a ventriloquist.
00:14:38I saw him on That's Incredible Ones.
00:14:42He doesn't look so great to me.
00:14:45Can't be too famous if he's hanging around this town.
00:14:48Excuse me, sir.
00:14:50Are you Archibald the Great?
00:14:54Why, yes.
00:14:56Yes, I am.
00:14:58How did you know?
00:14:59I saw you on TV when I was a kid.
00:15:01Would you mind having a seat with us?
00:15:11Chucklehead and I have traveled all over the world.
00:15:14We gave our final performance last night.
00:15:16Are you retiring from the business?
00:15:19Yes.
00:15:20I'm afraid people today aren't into my antiquated style.
00:15:24It's time to move on.
00:15:26I can't believe you don't have your own reality TV show.
00:15:30Have you always performed with Chucklehead?
00:15:33Yes, since the very beginning.
00:15:36That's cool.
00:15:37Would you mind if I asked you for an autograph?
00:15:40I would be delighted.
00:15:50Thanks so much.
00:15:52It was a pleasure talking with you, but we must be going.
00:15:55Take care.
00:16:07Thanks again.
00:16:14How cool was that?
00:16:17Swell.
00:16:19Has-been entertainer signed your napkin.
00:16:22Hope this isn't the high point of our trip.
00:16:24Come on.
00:16:26We made the guy's day.
00:16:40Archibald, I have your fresh towels.
00:16:44Where is that weirdo?
00:16:46I'm keying in.
00:17:00Fuck you.
00:17:04Fuck you.
00:17:18that was damn good listen we're eating dinner at the reunion you ate so much you're not even
00:17:27going to be hungry look these things go into the night plenty of time to eat and for other things
00:17:34too please don't tell us you think you're scoring with Maggie tonight who knows dream along with me
00:17:44are you guys ready isn't it a bit early the time did you say this thing started before 30 but
00:17:51I
00:17:51thought we'd get there ahead of time so we could get a good table who's paying
00:18:12have fun tonight may I please ask not to be disturbed tonight sure thing thanks
00:18:34so
00:18:59hey why don't we walk it's only a few blocks away
00:19:02because I'm not carrying your drunk ass home tonight good point
00:20:01it's time my friend
00:20:03we knew this day would come
00:20:08we did give our final performance
00:20:13maybe we'll see one another soon
00:20:36oh
00:20:44oh
00:20:57Let's go.
00:21:16Let's go.
00:21:47Let's go.
00:21:48Party time.
00:21:49Looks like we're the only one there.
00:21:52Thanks to Mr. Early Bird.
00:21:54Let's go check it out.
00:21:55Hey.
00:22:19What the hell?
00:22:20What time did you say this starts?
00:22:23See?
00:22:255.30.
00:22:27Yeah, but not today.
00:22:29Next week.
00:22:31What?
00:22:32Oops.
00:22:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:22:36You got the damn date wrong.
00:22:42Sorry I did.
00:22:43No wonder no one was at the hotel beside Beth and the Ventraliquist.
00:22:48You did it again.
00:22:49You never pay attention to details.
00:22:53It was a simple mistake.
00:22:54We'll come back next week.
00:22:55I can't get off work that soon.
00:22:58We booked a hotel for two days and prepaid for this event.
00:23:02Come on, we've been worse scrapes, right?
00:23:06Come on, I'm sorry.
00:23:08You certainly are.
00:23:11Let's just get out of here.
00:23:29Hey, hey, Doc.
00:23:38I'm sorry.
00:23:40Hey, hey.
00:23:41I'm sorry.
00:24:02No.
00:24:18ORGAN PLAYS
00:24:41ORGAN PLAYS
00:25:12ORGAN PLAYS
00:25:14Hey, that was quick!
00:25:19Jane Bat gave us the wrong date.
00:25:22It's next week, not this week.
00:25:35They don't seem too happy.
00:25:37It was an honest mistake.
00:25:39Well, buy them dinner tonight and they'll forgive you.
00:25:41Yeah, I'm going to have to do something.
00:26:05I'm going to have to do something.
00:26:34I'm going to have to do something.
00:27:02I'm going to have to do something.
00:27:38I'm going to have to do something.
00:27:52Look, I said I was sorry.
00:27:55I made a mistake.
00:27:56I had the wrong date.
00:27:59I'll make it up to you, I promise.
00:28:01How?
00:28:03A week of vacation at the Bahamas?
00:28:06Tickets to a Broadway show.
00:28:09$200 a slot at the casino?
00:28:12Alright, alright, you're getting a bit carried away.
00:28:16How about dinner on me?
00:28:18Fair enough.
00:28:20You only wasted a week of our vacation time and lots of money.
00:28:26Way to make me feel better.
00:28:28Come on.
00:28:53Have a good night.
00:29:01What have I done?
00:29:29What can I do for you?
00:29:31Dinner for three?
00:29:32No.
00:29:33I don't know.
00:29:40Oh!
00:29:41Oh!
00:29:47Oh!
00:29:50Oh!
00:29:52Oh, God!
00:30:18The Echo and Ed show
00:30:20presents a fascinating
00:30:22documentary.
00:30:23Echo's technical skills
00:30:25is on the novel, but Ed the Puppet
00:30:28displays a level of
00:30:30sardonic wit that often
00:30:31upstages his human counterpart.
00:30:34The dialogue crackles
00:30:35with an almost uncomfortable
00:30:37honesty, pushing the boundaries
00:30:39of traditional ventriloquism.
00:30:42While the act is
00:30:43undeniably innovative,
00:30:47certain unease
00:30:47lingers. Ed's cynicism,
00:30:49while often hilarious,
00:30:52borders on nihilistic.
00:30:54Is this social
00:30:55commentary, or simply
00:30:57shock about you?
00:31:00The jury's still out.
00:31:03Seraphina
00:31:03and Silas
00:31:05is a study
00:31:06in contrast.
00:31:07I guess he is famous.
00:31:09See, I told you so.
00:31:11That was very nice
00:31:12of them to do a farewell
00:31:13piece on his final show.
00:31:16Turned out better than our
00:31:17reunion.
00:31:18Is less
00:31:19a conversation.
00:31:21Watch it.
00:31:22Hunting ants of light
00:31:24and shadow.
00:31:25Silas,
00:31:26the dummy,
00:31:27is a revelation.
00:31:29Now, Reginald,
00:31:30tell the audience
00:31:31about your latest
00:31:32scientific discovery.
00:31:34Well, Professor,
00:31:35it involves
00:31:36a complex algorithm,
00:31:38a quantum
00:31:38entanglement
00:31:39field, and...
00:31:41Oh, look.
00:31:42A butterfly.
00:31:45Reginald, please.
00:31:46This is important research.
00:31:49Important?
00:31:50But butterflies
00:31:52are important.
00:31:53They're like
00:31:54flying flowers.
00:31:58His voice,
00:31:59a low
00:31:59and resonant
00:32:00timbre
00:32:01that seems to emanate
00:32:03from a place
00:32:03beyond
00:32:04the stage.
00:32:06It's a performance
00:32:07that transcends
00:32:08mere ventriloquism,
00:32:11venturing into the realm
00:32:12of
00:32:13theatrical
00:32:13possession.
00:32:28where the hell
00:32:28is that
00:32:29waitstaff
00:32:30person?
00:32:54what makes
00:32:55someone want
00:32:55to get into
00:32:56a profession
00:32:56like Archibald?
00:32:58He probably
00:32:58found joy
00:32:59in making other
00:33:00people happy.
00:33:01What are you
00:33:01getting at?
00:33:02I think it takes
00:33:03an odd person
00:33:04to hang out
00:33:04with a ventriloquist,
00:33:06dummy.
00:33:07Odd,
00:33:07but probably
00:33:08wealthy.
00:33:10You can only
00:33:10be so lucky.
00:33:12When he sat
00:33:13down next to us,
00:33:14I couldn't ignore
00:33:14the air of
00:33:16sadness
00:33:17around him.
00:33:19Well,
00:33:20he gave
00:33:20his final performance.
00:33:22I'm sure
00:33:22it was an emotional
00:33:23couple hours for him.
00:33:26It's a lot
00:33:26for one person
00:33:27to deal with.
00:33:28especially
00:33:29an entertainer.
00:33:31They're used
00:33:32to being
00:33:32a center
00:33:33of attention.
00:33:35It's a lot
00:33:36to have
00:33:36to deal with.
00:33:37Still,
00:33:38stop playing
00:33:40psychologist
00:33:40and go back
00:33:41to your video game.
00:33:43Striking out
00:33:44all over the place.
00:33:46Funny.
00:33:57Funny.
00:33:58Have a great
00:33:59night.
00:34:00Good night.
00:34:14Hello,
00:34:15bassinet in.
00:34:16How can I help you?
00:34:27Thanks for waiting.
00:34:28Yes,
00:34:28we have
00:34:29availability
00:34:30on the 15th
00:34:30and 16th.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:33How would you
00:34:33like to pay
00:34:33for that?
00:34:35Credit card?
00:34:35May I have
00:34:36the credit card
00:34:36number,
00:34:36please?
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:43and an email
00:34:44address,
00:34:45please.
00:34:50Okay.
00:34:52You should be
00:34:53receiving a confirmation
00:34:54shortly,
00:34:54and we'll see you
00:34:55soon.
00:35:33Alistair and
00:35:35Alistair is a
00:35:36variable question
00:35:37take on the
00:35:38intellectual
00:35:39that I'm thrilled
00:35:39with at.
00:35:42Alistair is
00:35:44like his father.
00:35:45Measured,
00:35:46compulsive,
00:35:48always in
00:35:48control.
00:35:50You know,
00:35:51guys,
00:35:52I miss
00:35:53high school.
00:35:54Do you?
00:35:55I don't
00:35:55miss it
00:35:56at all.
00:35:57All the
00:35:57clicks and
00:35:58pettiness.
00:35:59Life's better
00:36:00on the outside.
00:36:01Yeah,
00:36:02make it sound
00:36:02like jail.
00:36:03It was.
00:36:04Just legalized.
00:36:06How about
00:36:07you,
00:36:07Trey?
00:36:08Did you miss
00:36:08school?
00:36:09I went
00:36:09howling on
00:36:10the school
00:36:10thing.
00:36:11Maggie
00:36:12didn't change
00:36:12your mind?
00:36:13Oh,
00:36:13yeah,
00:36:14Maggie.
00:36:15She made
00:36:15every day
00:36:16worth it.
00:36:17You got
00:36:18beat up
00:36:18in the
00:36:19locker room.
00:36:20I got
00:36:21slugged
00:36:22a few times,
00:36:23but I always
00:36:24hit back.
00:36:25Remember
00:36:25George Watson
00:36:26and his
00:36:27gang?
00:36:27Sure do.
00:36:28You mopped
00:36:29his ass up
00:36:30in the
00:36:30cafeteria
00:36:31that day.
00:36:32And his
00:36:33posse.
00:36:33Their
00:36:34reputation
00:36:35got ruined,
00:36:36and all I
00:36:36got was
00:36:37in-school
00:36:37suspension.
00:36:38Yeah,
00:36:39they never
00:36:39bothered
00:36:40anyone ever
00:36:40again.
00:36:41Most people,
00:36:42when they
00:36:43think of
00:36:43the idea
00:36:43of talking
00:36:44through
00:36:44someone else,
00:36:45think
00:36:45ventriloquism,
00:36:46which these
00:36:46days is just
00:36:46prop comedy.
00:36:47Oh,
00:36:48look,
00:36:48there's
00:36:49our friend.
00:36:50I saw
00:36:51him about
00:36:51a minute
00:36:52ago down
00:36:52the hallway.
00:36:54Wasn't
00:36:54looking too
00:36:55good.
00:36:56He's
00:36:56probably
00:36:56just
00:36:56tired.
00:36:57Talking
00:36:58through
00:36:58someone
00:36:58else,
00:36:59like having
00:36:59a dummy
00:36:59or a puppet
00:37:00speak for
00:37:00you,
00:37:01more often
00:37:02is a symptom
00:37:02of mental
00:37:03illness in a
00:37:03dog.
00:37:04Sometimes it's a
00:37:05reaction to
00:37:05something like
00:37:05social anxiety.
00:37:06Some people
00:37:07act one way
00:37:08because that's
00:37:08how they feel
00:37:09they're expected
00:37:09to act,
00:37:10or because
00:37:10they're too
00:37:11scared to be
00:37:11themselves.
00:37:12And they
00:37:13use that
00:37:13other self
00:37:13to let their
00:37:14real personality
00:37:15shine through.
00:37:15They act
00:37:16how they
00:37:17want,
00:37:17and if
00:37:17other people
00:37:18get upset,
00:37:18they can
00:37:19just blame
00:37:19it on the
00:37:19dummy.
00:37:20For others,
00:37:21it's a symptom
00:37:22of some
00:37:22deeper mental
00:37:22illness,
00:37:23like dissociative
00:37:24identity
00:37:24disorder.
00:37:25Think Arnold
00:37:26Wesker and
00:37:27Scarface from
00:37:27the Batman
00:37:28series.
00:37:28Wesker was
00:37:29a criminal
00:37:29genius,
00:37:30but weak
00:37:30and inept.
00:37:31So Scarface
00:37:32was a separate
00:37:32personality that
00:37:33manifested itself,
00:37:34and Wesker
00:37:35created the
00:37:35Scarface dummy
00:37:36so that could
00:37:37look and play
00:37:37the part more.
00:37:38So talking
00:37:39through someone
00:37:39else is a
00:37:40sign that it's
00:37:41time to seek
00:37:41some professional
00:37:42help.
00:37:42Unless,
00:37:43of course,
00:37:43you're stuck
00:37:44in a horror
00:37:45case the other
00:37:46self will
00:37:46slaughter your
00:37:47friends,
00:37:47your family,
00:37:48your neighbors,
00:37:49and that you're
00:37:49date to the
00:37:50senior prom
00:37:50in horrible
00:37:51and gruesome
00:37:51ways.
00:38:29Why?
00:38:31Why are you
00:38:33doing this?
00:38:34This is what
00:38:36you wanted.
00:38:37I never wanted
00:38:39death.
00:38:41Death is a part
00:38:43of revenge.
00:38:45I never wanted
00:38:47revenge.
00:38:49You did.
00:38:51You did.
00:38:53I did?
00:38:54For all the
00:38:56failures.
00:38:57The people
00:38:58who cheated
00:38:59you.
00:39:00The people
00:39:01who laughed
00:39:02at you.
00:39:03Those people.
00:39:05Yes.
00:39:06But these
00:39:07aren't
00:39:08those people.
00:39:10All people
00:39:11are those
00:39:12people.
00:39:15Revenge.
00:39:28Damn.
00:39:31I need ice
00:39:32and there's
00:39:33no ice here.
00:39:34No,
00:39:35I thought
00:39:35I saw
00:39:35an ice machine
00:39:36in the lobby.
00:39:37I can go get
00:39:38some.
00:39:38No,
00:39:39I'll go get it.
00:39:40Be right back.
00:39:53Hello?
00:39:54Hello?
00:39:54Hello?
00:39:54Hello?
00:39:59Hello?
00:40:07Hello?
00:40:12i need some ice is anyone here
00:40:24i am never staying at this hotel again i don't even see an ice machine those guys are whacked
00:40:40anyone anyone
00:41:04this is ridiculous
00:41:21no don't go down there who's there
00:41:39hello
00:41:46don't do it
00:42:12hello
00:42:17is anyone here
00:42:21i need some help stop screwing around
00:42:30what the hell was that
00:42:38who's down here
00:43:06hello
00:43:11what's up
00:43:14what's up
00:43:17what's up
00:43:19what's up
00:43:20what's up
00:43:20what's up
00:43:29what's up
00:43:41what's up
00:43:46what's up
00:43:51what's up
00:43:53what's up
00:43:54what's up
00:43:54what's up
00:44:16what's up
00:44:18what's up
00:44:25what's up
00:44:35what's up
00:44:37what's up
00:44:38how do they know my track name
00:44:39uh i don't know where it came from i don't know why it is but um it's just a little
00:44:44uh dummy head
00:44:45yeah
00:44:46yeah
00:44:47do we do we need a a third micr
00:44:50mic up patricia let's see what she says
00:44:52um
00:44:53i
00:44:53i have no clue
00:44:54why it's called a dummy
00:44:56it's i mean
00:44:57puppet
00:44:58mannequin
00:44:58dummy
00:44:59what do you think
00:45:00institutional bias
00:45:03yeah i can't i can't postulate on why why they're called dummies with her with her eyes just staring at
00:45:08me like that it feels very judgmental like anything i say could be like offensive
00:45:12i don't know if i want to offend our new third co-host
00:45:15maybe it makes you feel like a dummy because you don't know what to say
00:45:18you know maybe it's a feedback loop maybe we call them dummies and it you know insults them on a
00:45:23molecular level and they have to lash out um in the form of murder
00:45:29oh yeah let's uh all right goodbye patricia
00:45:33so anyway what movie are we gonna watch this week
00:45:35silas and shadow is a departure from traditional ventriloquism
00:45:40silas's intense focus and shadow's unsettling pronouncements create an atmosphere of palpable tension
00:45:48shadow the dummy is a chilling presence
00:45:51his voice a low and guttural rumble seems to come from a place of darkness
00:45:57the act is less a performance and more a ritual leaving the audience with a sense of unease
00:46:04abel ready to rock this joint
00:46:06ready to love me let's get light and break something
00:46:09all right try not to break everything we still gotta get paid
00:46:12details rusty details i'll get in mike
00:46:15oh shuck darling do you feel the electricity in the air the sheer passion of our performance
00:46:24passion delphine i feel gas
00:46:27is someone bring the beans because that's what's electrifying the air
00:46:33shock show some restraint we are artists
00:46:40artists who need to eat i hope we have some good dippers in the audience
00:46:47shadow do you see what i see when i look at them
00:46:50i see the cracks silas the fractures in their carefully constructed realities
00:46:58and what do those cracks reveal shadow
00:47:02i see the void silas the emptiness they try so desperately to ignore
00:47:07the puppet's got more life than you do
00:47:09and he's made of wood
00:47:13enough about archibald
00:47:16gosh it's taken alan a long time to get that ice
00:47:21maybe he got lost
00:47:23this place is too small to get lost
00:47:26maybe he went to the corner store to get some
00:47:29i'm gonna take a nap
00:47:30i'm tired
00:47:32i'm gonna go see if i can see where he wandered off to
00:47:35okay
00:48:00he's waiting for you
00:48:02he's waiting for you
00:48:15please
00:48:17be warned
00:48:23hey anyone here
00:48:31oh archibald
00:48:32have you seen alan
00:48:33that you
00:48:35know
00:48:35the
00:48:35the
00:48:35the
00:48:35the
00:48:35the
00:48:45the
00:48:46the
00:48:48the
00:49:56Hey, Archibald.
00:49:57I'm talking to you.
00:50:05Man, you look like shit.
00:50:08It's too late for Alan.
00:50:11What?
00:50:13Gather your other friend and leave.
00:50:16You're not making any sense.
00:50:18Let's find a place to sit down and chat.
00:50:21Maybe we can get you some help.
00:50:23It's too late for me.
00:50:25Chucklehead is loose in this hotel.
00:50:27And now he wants to kill everyone.
00:50:31Look, you're taking this Dal thing way too seriously.
00:50:35I know you might be in the dumps about quitting your act, but...
00:50:38It's a lie.
00:50:39I am not.
00:50:40My negative energy filled the dummy after I took my life.
00:50:45And now it wants to kill everyone.
00:50:49What?
00:50:50All my negative energy over the years filled the dummy.
00:50:55And now it is exacting retribution on everyone.
00:50:59Be warned.
00:51:04Whoa.
00:51:06Did I see what I think I saw?
00:51:14Oh, my God.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:51:54Oh, my God.
00:52:06Oh, my God.
00:52:16Hey, what's wrong?
00:52:19We gotta go.
00:52:20I can't find Alan.
00:52:21And Archibald's a ghost or something.
00:52:24He said Alan is dead.
00:52:26Are you nuts?
00:52:29I'm being honest, I swear.
00:52:31He says his dummy Chucklehead is alive and killing people.
00:52:36Listen to what you're saying.
00:52:38Are you getting even because we were mad at you?
00:52:42I wish it was.
00:52:44There's only one way to find out.
00:52:47How's that?
00:52:47Let's go to Archibald's room and see.
00:52:50He's probably watching TV.
00:52:53All right, let's go.
00:53:04Archibald.
00:53:04We need to have a word with you.
00:53:07I told you he wasn't there.
00:53:21Archibald.
00:53:22I told you the dude's dead.
00:53:24He's not here.
00:53:31Over there.
00:53:39Oh, my God.
00:53:41I told you he was dead.
00:53:43How did you see him living around?
00:53:45It was his ghost.
00:53:46I told you that.
00:53:47Well, let's get out of here.
00:53:49That dummy's lurking around here somewhere.
00:54:05Let's get out of here.
00:54:09I can't make it down the stairs.
00:54:11It might make it hurt so much.
00:54:13The rooms.
00:54:26Oh, my leg.
00:54:29We should be safer now.
00:54:31We have to stop the bleeding.
00:54:34This should help.
00:54:37Thanks.
00:54:38This is so unbelievable.
00:54:41Well, believe it.
00:54:42It's good that it's happening.
00:55:13It's not working.
00:55:14Let me see your phone.
00:55:20It's no good.
00:55:22Well, we're in the middle of nowhere.
00:55:24It's not that.
00:55:26The dummy must have tampered with the router.
00:55:28How could it know to do that?
00:55:31Because it possesses human knowledge.
00:55:33Everything Archibald knew transferred to the dock.
00:55:37Why would the dummy be killing people?
00:55:39Because now it has all of Archibald's pent-up rage and anger at its fuel.
00:55:44That's why it's full of hate and rage.
00:55:46What do we do now?
00:55:48We'll try to get out of here.
00:55:50I can't go anywhere on this way.
00:55:53Then I'll have to go.
00:55:57Damn, too high to climb down.
00:56:00What are you going to do?
00:56:02You stay put.
00:56:03You'll be safe here.
00:56:05Please hurry.
00:56:06It really hurts.
00:56:07I feel lightheaded.
00:56:09You're losing a lot of blood.
00:56:11I will hurry back.
00:56:13I will hurry back.
00:56:48Hey, I need help.
00:56:50Something serious is happening here.
00:56:58Oh, no.
00:57:00No.
00:57:01No.
00:57:40You're losing a lot of blood.
00:57:49Oh, no.
00:57:54You're losing a lot of blood.
00:57:57Oh, no.
00:57:58No.
00:58:02Oh, no.
00:58:04Oh, no.
00:58:04Oh, no.
00:58:04Oh, no.
00:58:05Oh, no.
00:58:09Oh, no.
00:58:19Alan is dead.
00:58:20We're going to have to try to get you out.
00:58:22Dang it.
00:58:25Oh, no.
00:58:28Fucker, come on out,
00:58:30chucklehead knucklehead.
00:58:41Get out of here, chucklehead.
00:59:12Get out of here.
00:59:52Hey, what do you get, hey?
01:00:05What in the name of Caesar are you all in a state about?
01:00:09I know this is going to sound incredible,
01:00:11but I'm being chased by a living dummy.
01:00:15Dummy?
01:00:15Are you drunk?
01:00:17No, it's chucklehead.
01:00:19The dummy Archibald used during his final performance?
01:00:23Yeah, I know him.
01:00:24He was here about a night ago.
01:00:26Really poor turnout.
01:00:28But I got overtime, so who cares?
01:00:31We need to call the police.
01:00:35Well, the phone's over there.
01:00:38We need to go by.
01:00:39Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:00:44Uh-ha-ha-ha!
01:00:54Uh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:01:00Oh, my God.
01:01:30Ah!
01:02:25I don't know.
01:02:34I don't know.
01:03:07Leave me alone.
01:03:09I didn't do anything to you.
01:03:18I don't know.
01:03:27I don't know.
01:03:30I don't know.
01:04:06I don't know.
01:04:24I don't know.
01:04:25I don't know.
01:04:25I don't know.
01:04:34I don't know.
01:04:35I don't know.
01:04:49I don't know.
01:04:50I don't know.
01:04:55Good luck, Archibald, wherever you are.
01:04:58I don't know.
01:05:09I don't know.
01:05:57Yes, well, ladies and gentlemen, as they say in showbiz, that's all, folks.
01:07:47She slides up here, love me, love me, love me
01:07:52Lock the doors, stay in still, I can hear them come here
01:07:58Love me, love me, love me
01:08:18Love me, love me
01:09:03Love me, love me
01:09:24Love me, love me
01:09:49They say time flies when you're having fun
01:09:52No wonder our time together feels like an eternity
01:09:57What are you going to do in retirement?
01:10:01Honestly?
01:10:03I don't know, Chucklehead
01:10:06I don't know.
01:10:14Um, hey, dummy, say something.
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