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00:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
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04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:15no
04:17no
04:27no
04:28no
04:29no
04:29no
04:32As my uncle Henry will soon learn, I am a wild enemy to have.
04:41Go away.
05:00Have you heard it from the tooter of the town of Valley Muck?
05:03Times are going hard with him, in fact, the man's will.
05:06He just sent out a notice to the neighbors one and all
05:08as how he'd like their company that evening at a ball.
05:11And one right note he was careful to suggest to them
05:14if they found a hat of his convenience to the door.
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them,
05:20the better would the music be for battering the floor
05:22with the toot and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle-o.
05:26Popping in the middle like a heron on the griddle-o.
05:28Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall.
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety of fill the flute at all?
05:36So then fill the flute or tip to into a little crooked hat.
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hat.
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute.
05:45Says you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute.
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake.
05:56I saw you take a fall.
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course.
06:01The great man stumbles.
06:06There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake.
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery.
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me which it...
06:28which is the most pure.
06:29Then I will dig a well.
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunebrew.
06:35I will erect several water pumps.
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp.
06:42Because as we established last night,
06:44all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company.
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building.
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and her, under the Guinness name.
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes.
07:04I just wanted to do something.
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night.
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were.
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought.
07:31It's fine.
07:33Please.
07:34Please!
07:55Please!
08:05Please!
08:15Please!
08:17tea what that's just the way you say tea brightly like flicking crystal glass
08:26whatever do you mean my love when you arrived home last night at half past one in the morning
08:30and i looked out my window i saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain
08:36oysters tea what oyster tore your clothes into blood last night
08:49it was a pursuit running into alleys leaping over rotten fences
08:59hiding hiding from the police
09:03no i really know the police i really i don't deserve tenderness it's all my fault my fault
09:08in my stupid family's name what matters my love is that you escaped and therefore nothing really
09:19happened life continues your reputation is unblemished and when the next election comes
09:25around you can stand again for parliament and peace are above the law i almost get arrested
09:33and the next day you have me standing for election i want you to have power i don't want to
09:40be married
09:40to a brewer i want to be married to a government minister a nice hood lord arthur gillis only love
09:49will get you caught find someone fuck them hail a cab and come safely home
09:56just so you know i can't bear to be the face of another scandal doubletons hate me
10:02as husband and wife we decide these things together and together
10:09we will soon realize that i'm always right
10:13begging your pardon sir madam mr referty is here i'm not sure at whose request but mine
10:23i have a job for him
10:26it is science that has helped me to discover the truth and i have calculated
10:43i have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation
10:51that it is six thousand years since adam was betrayed by eve
10:58and therefore by this calculation it is scientifically proven uncle henry
11:06i've come to hear your confession
11:15and therefore by this calculation it is scientifically proven that the end of the world
11:22is coming to pass very very soon
11:34how dare you interrupt a sacred sermon inside the house of
11:38i have permission from sarata guinness to be myself
11:43to be absolutely myself regardless of your kinship
11:51i'm capable of sacrilege by deed even here
11:56and it would be deeply unholy of you to provoke me into a passion that i cannot control
12:01you are threatening my life on behalf of your master
12:04my master who you once compared to a leafy eel
12:10an eel who you said you had boy the gills
12:26what the hell are you by the gills and we grab
12:29aah
12:32oh
12:35unless my master is threatening your life
12:46At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father, but they are not.
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans, they will not be stopped.
12:56Which is why they need you gone to a place away from Dublin, enough to get you and your
13:02family to London.
13:03I will not be bullied by an unrighteous mandrake Marianne, cuckolded by his own father.
13:15Well then, tear up the cheque, and I swear to God, here in his own house, this one day,
13:27when your congregation comes to this church, they will hear the grave news that their holy
13:34prophet was found washed up on the rocks at the foot of the pill bag lighthouse, with lampreys
13:41in his trot, and leeches sucking on his eyes.
14:11We're far away from heaven, and we're far away from hell.
14:14We're living in the endlessness and waiting for ya.
14:18The strings are getting bigger, but this house is big enough.
14:21Sir, the room is closed.
14:23They're taking down the old tenements to make way for the new Guinness housing estate.
14:27I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:29Blackwood will never win.
14:52Dear Byron, I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin.
14:57You should know that the profits that are flowing from New York are being used to serve
15:02God's purpose.
15:03The secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends is therefore a disreputable means to
15:09a virtuous end.
15:12In this work, I'm supported by the women of the Guinness Trust, who never cease to surprise
15:18me with their devotion to the cause.
15:23I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians.
15:35And I must say, I'm finding their representatives reasonable, and indeed agreeable.
15:57This political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes.
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother, who is being persuaded to stand for Parliament,
16:12which is why I am writing to you.
16:15Since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America,
16:19perhaps you can be just as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin.
16:25By the time you return, you will see parts of the city much changed.
16:30You may also come home to find me changed.
16:33Everywhere.
16:45All of the new Trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells.
16:49Look.
16:50Feel.
16:51And rejoice.
16:52Clean water.
16:53In every home.
16:54And a water closet and ash closet in every home too.
16:57Even for the bachelors.
16:58So, you and Edward have been working together into the night of the year,
17:04and using an absurd amount of candles, and I know because I see the Trust accounts.
17:10And in the flickering candlelight, with all that passion in the air of doing good works,
17:17I'm feeling that you are actually making a difference in the world.
17:21And in that moment, as of yet, there has not been one single kiss.
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms. Each have their own fireplace.
17:29Not one kiss, Soto.
17:36One.
17:37Hallelujah. Praise the Lord.
17:39Well, there is a reason for the absence of Jesus.
17:44Edward has another woman, yes. Is that it?
17:47He is my brother. He doesn't have to actually tell me things with words.
17:52There is a woman.
17:54And oddly, I think he loves her.
17:57Oh dear. Did he actually use that word?
18:01Like you, I don't need him to say things out loud.
18:05How do you know about her?
18:08Because Edward told me himself.
18:11And because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love.
18:16This is all terribly romantic, but he is not a child anymore.
18:20And there has been at least one kiss.
18:23Three days ago.
18:25When the keys to the new apartments were finally cut.
18:29Then there is hope.
18:31What do you mean hope?
18:32I don't want bloody hope.
18:35As if a woman alone is hopeless.
18:38No, this is all nonsense.
18:40Because today is a celebration.
18:59Oh, I hate Fridays.
19:02Here, stop complaining.
19:09As I understand from my diagnosis, who was told by Anne, who was told by Adelaide, that in her opinion,
19:14Adelaide would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage for me, yes.
19:18I know. Thank you.
19:22Well, it's about time, isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married.
19:28Surely it's your time.
19:29It's not about taking turns.
19:33Ah.
19:35I see.
19:37It's about the Finian girl.
19:44I understand from Olivia, who was told by Potter, that you've had a letter from the leader of the Conservative
19:49Party.
19:50Fucking Potter.
19:51Mr Disraeli himself has written to you and asked you to stand for Conservative Party candidate for Dublin at the
19:56next election.
19:57Yes, and I've bloody declined.
19:58Even though it would be very much in the best interests of the company.
20:10No need to pour, thank you.
20:27Apparently there was a significant kiss or something, which might have changed things, I'm not sure.
20:31Apparently in the letter Potter read, Disraeli was virtually begging you to stand.
20:34Should we actually just get fucking rid of Potter?
20:35So I suppose my question is, why would you not stand?
20:37And my question to you is, why would you not marry?
20:52Well, as someone with long experience of impossible love, I will tell you that you and this woman in the
21:02darks can never be together.
21:06So you must find happiness in the world of what is possible.
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice.
21:16And I reject yours, instinctively.
21:17However, it appears that Anne and Olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company, we both grow up
21:29and fulfill our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy.
21:37Come on.
21:39I will run for election, and you will go say goodbye.
22:04Hello.
22:06How are you?
22:06I have just drafted a leaflet which explains in a language the common Dubliner can understand.
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra 10 shillings a week in return for turning a blind eye to your
22:20visit, so I said it would be okay.
22:23For a little while, it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided to stand for the Conservative Party in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union?
22:40Fuck.
22:41But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness Brother means what?
22:48Look, it's...
22:50an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:12We feel...
23:15For the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I feel that it is time for both of us to become realistic.
23:54But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:01And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today to tell you that I have been thinking.
24:14And now I'm certain.
24:16I think I'm...
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose to her, to Adelaide.
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy?
24:35No.
24:35Who builds your houses to ease your guilt?
24:37Look, I could stand here and lie like almost every other man of my class
24:42and have two fireplaces to sit at, but I am not that man.
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you want me.
24:54Yes.
24:58I once was.
25:00I see it clearly.
25:02Arthur gets elected.
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife in the brewery.
25:07The holy sacred fucking brewery goes on from strength to strength.
25:10Because in all the world, Edward, when it comes down to blood and beer,
25:14the brewery is all that matters.
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward, but you lie to yourself.
25:36You tell yourself this is one law of replacing another, but in truth,
25:41this is you running away from me.
25:44Because I am bad for business.
25:50Go home.
25:52To where you belong.
25:55Save yourself ten shillings.
26:11The wind we sailed you in behind the springtime.
26:19Float all note new among my mind.
26:25You hold the note, the note just moves to move, man.
26:33Let go of the note and so move everything.
26:41I can't come to quantify the feeling.
26:49I was walking home having a dream.
26:59Tighter.
27:00Yes, ma'am.
27:01Leave it.
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking.
27:12Sorry, ma'am.
27:14Try again.
27:25I was told you wanted to see me.
27:29Yes.
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be.
27:43Good.
27:48At least last two weeks, she has been so concerned.
27:58Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind has been shared with me.
28:10I sense gentleness in you and her.
28:16Sex I will accept, but not tenderness.
28:18They are the same.
28:19You can be the same.
28:21She can be the same.
28:22But there is nature which might have intervened.
28:30An accident, perhaps.
28:35I expected you to take precaution.
28:37Well, sometimes she insists.
28:39Stop.
28:44With the election coming, we cannot afford scandals.
28:51She's taking an awfully long time to get ready, even for her.
28:56It's as if she's been forced to change into a different dress.
28:58Well, we should pray not.
29:00What?
29:02Pray?
29:02Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours.
29:08It's not God.
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently.
29:15The carriage is being brought around.
29:32I had to choose a different dress, yes.
29:36Oh dear, oh dear.
29:38Now, we can always figure out a way.
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this after the wedding.
29:46Today is a wonderful, wonderful day.
29:49And there will be no lumps and no grumps, Arthur.
29:51You will smile.
29:52Smile.
30:04Yes, um...
30:10Ah, Potter. One more thing.
30:12Yes, sir.
30:13We're putting you on the door.
30:14Hot door?
30:15The door of the cathedral.
30:17We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin has been drinking again.
30:19He's coming up from London alone, God help us.
30:21If he makes it to the church, make sure you take Potter.
30:24Make sure you keep him outside.
30:25Yes.
30:26Arthur, have you remembered to put the bottle of water in Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes.
30:30Hot water.
30:31My brother and his future wife have some kind of private joke
30:33about clean water being more precious than vintage champagne.
30:36Edward, look at me.
30:37Please.
30:39Your Guinness.
30:40Sir Edward, your carriage awaits.
31:14Someone please shut that child up.
31:16Arthur!
31:18Arthur!
31:21Benjamin.
31:22Benjamin!
31:23I know too much.
31:25Husband.
31:48There's nothing to see here.
31:50Move on.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:52I'm sorry.
32:17What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding and you had too much to drink.
32:22You must have fallen asleep.
32:24They left you here because they have no regard for you.
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes.
32:42I knew what would happen.
32:44They have no love for you.
32:46Penny pinch your inheritance, leave you to sleep at the table, and probably laughed at you.
32:52And one of the maids told me you were here.
32:55And I heard you came to the wedding.
33:01My wife is disgusted with me because I'm drinking again.
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you, Benjamin, and I never will be.
33:15Oh no.
33:22Stop.
33:23Stop.
33:23Stop.
33:25Stop.
33:29I came here like an angel of mercy to show you what real love is.
33:33I did.
33:34I did.
33:58What the fuck does this work?
34:00I did.
34:20We're appearing up after the party you start with the broken glass, all the
34:25food you can throw away, the booze you keep for me to inspect. It's a, it's a shame to
34:33waste it.
34:43Those of you ladies new to House Skinness, the rule is that copulating couples must
34:49not be disturbed and are to be cleaned around.
34:55Go ahead there, Nuala.
35:09Did you come to admire the view? Shouldn't you be in some grand bed consummating your vows?
35:16Take a seat, Mr. Champion.
35:25I've been reading in the papers, there's an election coming.
35:29What did we teach the working classes to read?
35:32I also read that you're running for office again, Mr. Guinness. So if politics is back
35:37on the agenda, I imagine there's a renewed desire to hide the various indiscretions from
35:44the voting electorate.
35:48Well, Edward, there were your Saturday nights and your New York arrangements. And you, Arthur,
35:55of course, your Friday nights. So now possibly is the best time to discuss what might be called
36:01an indiscretion tax.
36:06Could you, sorry, could you take a look at the map, Bonnie?
36:09This is Dock 7, where we're sitting right now. Only this is a map of Dock 7, how it will
36:14look in a year and a half's time. We have swept it clean and built yet more cooperage
36:18and mash tun capacity.
36:21This area, just here, you see?
36:24Which is designated to be a new Hogshead loading bay is currently...
36:27Well, it's your office, Mr. Champion.
36:30But of course, in order to facilitate this great big brewery expansion, your office, stables,
36:38your lodging houses, the Angel Pub itself, will all be improved by dine away.
36:45And since your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious, they hereby serve your notice
36:51to quit.
36:58But since we are a famously philanthropic company, we might find it in our hearts to compensate
37:06you. You see, the days of men like you haunting these dogs, they're gone.
37:14Let's say, £3,000 and an annual fee of £500 in return for a completely uneventful election
37:24and a very peaceful evacuation of these premises.
37:33By the way, you have one week.
37:42My price is £10,000.
37:45Or you can go to hell!
37:47Seven and a half.
37:50Final offer.
38:05I feel like you and I are becoming something of a team.
38:11But I really don't know what we're doing handing over the election to the New York Cowboy.
38:26The New York Cowboy is responsible for an increase in profits throughout the East Coast of the United States
38:33and Washington DC where he claims the President of the United States is himself now a drinker.
38:39Good.
38:43Greetings!
38:45From New York.
38:51With my return to Dublin, our election campaign begins.
38:57The demolition of Doc Seven, we sell to people as proof of our virtue.
39:03As proof of our willingness to confront the sins of this sinful city.
39:09A vote for Arthur Guinness is a vote for virtue.
39:15If I am to hide your excesses, I need to know what they are.
39:19I'm going to need to know the truth about the people I'm going to be working with.
39:27Up until two months before my wedding,
39:33Alan Cochran and I were sleeping together on regular occasions at her lodgings in the docks.
39:41I am the Conservative candidate standing for election in the city of Dublin.
39:45I've got absolutely no faults and no secrets whatsoever.
39:49Except for the fact that I was a regular frequenter of that rat's nest.
39:55And...
39:58My dear wife, whom I love in my own way,
40:03very much is pregnant.
40:08With my foreman's baby.
40:11F**k me, it's been ages since my mickey was contagious
40:14So you thought that me can't pris-
40:16What's up?
40:17Infidelity.
40:19Three.
40:20Sodomy.
40:21Two.
40:23Lost, love and random acts of violence.
40:27One.
40:29In my typical Dublin family, I'd be hard to find.
40:31No, bro.
40:32Cause it's been ages.
40:34Got blasts us and save us.
40:35Back with a bang and it feels amazing.
40:37Going nowhere or going places.
40:47Oh, it's been ages.
40:49Since we made the front pages.
40:50Since we're in our hiatus.
40:52Back to annoying cunts that hate us.
40:54It's back to basics.
40:55A scumbag hood and shameless.
40:57Take more than that to tame us.
40:58All your fault cause you made us famous.
41:01It's bad it in law.
41:02Oh, I've been much to the crown.
41:04New centerpiece, telegraph.
41:05Did you miss us?
41:06Are you glad?
41:07Go on, I'll just rest the plans.
41:08We saw so again, it's been class.
41:10I can't issue shot a mark.
41:12It's been unglugged.
41:13Got clatter and nook.
41:14Bulls were rocked.
41:15Propaganda machine.
41:16Knee cap back all over your screens.
41:18Drunk class will more review.
41:19I could add nice mass of wait and see.
41:22Cause it's been ages.
41:23Controversy won't face us.
41:24We hold all the cards in their aces.
41:26Try to protect your kids, but they'll hear us.
41:28Let the wall move on your eyes.
41:29Take a tablet.
41:29Jay, hi, I'm telling you can't go to the cable.
41:31A cool van, buon, let's throw a fire on it.
41:33Malaclava.
41:34Jay, holly in the shin.
41:35Peace out for the money.
41:35Jerry, my jazz rock.
41:36But I want to be back in the Sunday world.
41:38So I'll smack that cunt with the back of my hurl.
41:40Take that in your paper.
41:41Oh, it's been ages since we made the front pages.
41:44Your fault cause you made us famous.
41:46Stick in our face near papers.
41:47But we get loved by our neighbours.
41:48You keep track when you're giving favours.
41:51Sad.
41:52Critical girl go well to jazz.
41:53Say the heat, it does the last.
41:55I chain with your flag, they doff the mass.
41:56Chain with your flag, they doff the mass.
41:58I handle rudder on the last.
42:00Nice to move out the shin, the task.
42:01It clang already.
42:02Now one ask.
42:04Un.
42:04Call you more face and then you're scum.
42:06That's enough for this boy to run.
42:08Sensational alien.
42:08That's job done.
42:09Cool.
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