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Invincible - Season 3 - Episode 01: You're Not Laughing Now
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00:04There's an infinite number of dimensions.
00:07I was born with the ability to access all of them.
00:11I won't build my utopia with blood.
00:14I need to make him pay.
00:18Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people.
00:22Mark isn't like other Ultramites.
00:25He just wants to protect his world.
00:27Bring Invincible here.
00:29He is the key.
00:31This child is Mark's brother, which makes him family to me too.
00:35Viltrum knows I've left my post.
00:37They'll see your brother as inferior and kill him.
00:40Your father will be executed.
00:42He will assume his mission and prepare the planet for our rule.
00:45I'm sorry I gambled with your life.
00:48Shit, you're a Viltrumite!
00:50I think everything in these books is real.
00:53Stuff that can hurt Viltrumites.
00:59You shot me in the fucking head!
01:02I've died 39 times, even though there was less of me to save each time.
01:06Come with me now, or this woman dies.
01:08How many of my new Rhianna men are ready for the field right now?
01:11Answer the goddamn question!
01:13Killing you is not my task.
01:15Soon, another will come.
01:17How does this work, Mark?
01:18I don't know.
01:19Maybe that's an answer.
01:21You think you're innocent, Norris?
01:23I'll never let anyone ever hurt my family!
01:27I have to learn how to control myself.
01:30Remember me?
01:31Why are you here?
01:32I'm here for you!
01:34Eve?
01:34Is that you?
01:35Not the me you know.
01:37Tell her you love her.
01:39Or tell her you don't love her.
01:40Just tell her something.
01:42I think...
01:44I miss my wife.
02:09You could do better than that.
02:11I'ma hurt you so bad!
02:40I did it!
02:43I did it!
02:44I win!
02:46I win!
02:47I win!
02:47I win!
02:49That's the second time you celebrated too soon.
02:54No!
02:57No!
03:01No!
03:05No!
03:09No!
03:09You okay?
03:10No!
03:11You're mean!
03:13Okay.
03:15All right, let's give the kid a break.
03:17He's been a champ.
03:18His parents are getting worried.
03:20It's only eight after all.
03:21The GDA thanks you and your son for your assistance, and we assure you, we're still searching for a cure
03:26for his condition.
03:29Then what's next?
03:36Oh.
03:44Whoo!
03:46Ah!
03:46Jeez!
03:47Ah!
03:49No!
03:51No!
03:52No!
03:54No!
03:54No!
03:55No!
04:13Can't sleep.
04:16Can't breathe.
04:22Can't breathe.
04:30I could've, I could've done it faster, but I got lost on the way back again.
04:37That was still plenty fast, Mark.
04:55Hold it.
04:55Now you're feeling your worth, fitness and you're used to me when everything is perfect.
05:01And...
05:02Good.
05:09So, that was the heaviest thing we could find for Mark to lift, and he just lifted it.
05:15Come on, Donald.
05:15Since when do we let a little thing like that stop us from saving the world?
05:20When we're through with him, he'll finally live up to the name.
05:25Oh!
05:26Oh!
05:31Over the last 90 days, Mark's speed has increased 65%, his endurance 70%, and his strength, and we checked this
05:41wasn't a mistake, 138%.
05:46The science team is already working on a heavier version.
05:50So, the billion dollar question then.
05:53Could he beat that vote for my woman who made us all shit our pants three months ago?
05:56We think so, but she implied someone much worse was coming.
06:03Which is why we're not stopping here.
06:06With Mark or any of our other plans.
06:08Fuck me!
06:10Way to make a fellow superhero feel inadequate!
06:13Glad it's not leg day!
06:17Hey, Rex.
06:19Yeah, Cecil's got me on a training plan.
06:22Uh, yeah. I can see that.
06:25So, um, how much did all this cost, Cecil?
06:28Is this why the coffee maker's still broken at Guardians HQ?
06:32We bought you a new hand, Rex. That wasn't cheap.
06:36Yeah, and this is the third time I've been back trying to get it adjusted?
06:40Uh, look! I'm trying to give you the finger right now, and I can't!
06:44Oh man, that's your favorite finger.
06:46It's my favorite finger!
06:48It's his favorite finger, Cecil. Can we do something about that?
06:52Uh-huh.
06:53Ugh, the customer service in this place is terrible!
06:58Sir, believe it or not, but somebody appears to be stealing the Declaration of Independence
07:03from the National Archives building.
07:04One guess who's behind that.
07:06Nah, can't be Doc Seismic.
07:09He's still in a lock and key.
07:12You feel like trying out those new muscles of yours?
07:14Sure.
07:15Wow.
07:17I am standing right here.
07:19You guys could at least pretend like you'd like my help.
07:22Maybe I should take Rex.
07:23Who knows how tough this could be.
07:25And there might be stuff that needs to be exploded.
07:29Fine. Take Rex.
07:31You both suck.
07:39National Archives building, Washington.
07:49No problem, you said.
07:51I can disarm the lasers, you said.
07:53Now we're messing up the past.
07:55Technology this old is tricky.
07:56It's practically made of wood.
07:58And it's not made out of wood.
07:59It's made out of circuits, and electricity, and stuff.
08:03You're supposed to be good at it!
08:05Relax!
08:05Look, we've got at least three minutes until the police show up.
08:08Hey, dickheads!
08:10Boy, did you pick the wrong day to steal a timeless piece of America's history.
08:16Well, not that there's a right day, but you know what I mean.
08:20We're gonna kick your ass now.
08:23What?
08:24They're not the police.
08:27So, Eve says she hasn't seen you in months.
08:30And that you're avoiding her?
08:32I'm not avoiding her.
08:33Just with Oliver and my new training routine, I've been busy.
08:36Uh-huh.
08:37Whoa.
08:38This guy's fast.
08:39Come on.
08:40You're single.
08:41She's single.
08:43Obviously, you two have had the hots for each other since, like, forever.
08:48Just stop being weird about it.
08:50Ask her out.
08:50It's more complicated than that.
08:52Oh, it's really not.
08:54It's six words.
08:56Hey, wanna go out sometime?
08:58Uh, uh, please?
09:01Actually, no, no, no.
09:02Don't say please.
09:03Sounds desperate.
09:04Why do you care so much?
09:06You used to date Eve.
09:07Well, you're both my friends.
09:09I want you to be happy.
09:11And if it works, you'll owe me forever.
09:15Okay, mine's down, by the way.
09:17In case you hadn't noticed.
09:19Hey, I'm trying to hold back.
09:20I don't wanna hurt him too much.
09:21I think he's just a normal dude.
09:22Normal this!
09:24Ha!
09:25Yeah, totally normal.
09:27I'd give up, buddy.
09:28I just witnessed this guy bench-pressing the move.
09:33Oh!
09:34Oh!
09:34Multi-paw!
09:35You!
09:36You killed my sister!
09:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
09:40I didn't kill this man!
09:42The Lizard League did!
09:44You let her die!
09:48I'll kill you!
09:57Get dressed.
10:03Rex!
10:05I'm sorry.
10:09I'm coming!
10:12I'm coming!
10:15Fightmaster.
10:16You okay?
10:19That guy's really strong.
10:22Come on!
10:32I did it!
10:34I did it!
10:35Fuck!
10:36Fucking kill King!
10:38I tried to save her!
10:40Liar!
10:42Get off him!
10:44Not until he's dead.
10:46Last warning.
10:47I don't wanna hurt you!
10:49You can't hurt us no matter how strong you are.
10:53Because you're all alone.
10:58Shit.
11:15Stop!
11:18Holy shit.
11:26You guys...
11:27You guys can see her too, right?
11:30It's not just me.
11:31Kate?
11:33They said you were dead.
11:35You, out of everyone,
11:38should know how hard we are to kill.
11:42Uh...
11:43Kate!
11:44You're alive!
11:46But...
11:48Why didn't you...
11:49You let me and Rey think you were dead?
11:52What the hell, man?
11:54It was her decision.
11:56She wanted to disappear for a while.
11:58Yeah, well...
12:00It almost got me disappeared too.
12:05Wait...
12:06You knew!
12:07Ah, fuck you, Immortal.
12:11And you!
12:12You fucking psycho!
12:14You almost murdered me for nothing!
12:18I've killed people for less.
12:20Yeah!
12:20Like me!
12:22Just now, you friggin' idiot!
12:24Paul!
12:25Just go!
12:26Before you make this worse.
12:28Oh, that's rich!
12:30What's worse than this?!
12:38Wait!
12:39No, Kate!
12:40Paul almost killed Rex.
12:42And because of him,
12:43those guys got away with the Declaration of Independence!
12:46What?
12:47I don't care if he's your brother.
12:48He's going to prison.
12:50Now.
12:53Go on.
12:54John Witherspoon.
12:56Oliver Walcott.
12:59And...
13:01George Weiss!
13:04Bravo!
13:05Your memory, Oliver.
13:06It's quite astounding.
13:08Now can I go play?
13:09Because that was the deal if I got them all right.
13:11Did I say that?
13:12I don't know.
13:14You promised.
13:15I remember.
13:17Of course.
13:18We're done for the day.
13:20Yes!
13:22Hi, Mom!
13:23Going outside to play see you later!
13:24They say they grow up fast.
13:27But Oliver puts every other child to shame.
13:30His growth and development are off the charts.
13:33But they should start to level off once he reaches puberty.
13:37Oh.
13:37So tomorrow?
13:39Not quite that soon, but...
13:41soon.
13:45Hi, April.
13:47Um...
13:48You know stuff.
13:49How important is the Declaration of Independence again?
13:52Ask your brother.
13:54See you both tomorrow.
13:57Well, if you hadn't dropped out of college, you'd know too.
14:01Mom.
14:02I'm kidding!
14:04I'm glad to have you home.
14:06Especially with Oliver growing up so quickly.
14:11He really looks up to you.
14:13You know?
14:15And then what happened?
14:19I had to save Rex from like a hundred multipoles.
14:24But the real bad guys got away.
14:27Yeah.
14:27Sometimes that happens.
14:30If I was there, I would've made sure we got him.
14:35I bet you would.
14:37I made drawings of my costume and I'm practicing my moves.
14:39We'll be a team, right?
14:41You'll teach me and we'll go fight bad guys.
14:43Sure.
14:44Once you get your powers.
14:46Promise.
14:46I promise.
14:48I promise.
14:48But remember, I didn't get my powers until I was way older than...
14:52...you.
14:54Too late!
14:55You promise!
15:00Ugh.
15:05What happened to you?
15:07I volunteered for an ass kicking, which I will never do again.
15:12But that's only the second weirdest thing that happened today.
15:16Check it out.
15:18Uh.
15:20Hey.
15:21Holy shit.
15:23Kate?
15:23Kate!
15:26I missed you guys.
15:27But not enough to tell us she was alive, so figure that one out.
15:33I needed some time.
15:34On my own.
15:36Or so I thought.
15:39Kate?
15:39How did you survive?
15:41I always keep a copy.
15:42For safekeeping.
15:44We're both rejoining the Guardians.
15:45Effective immediately.
15:48Also...
15:50Shut up, Kate!
15:52Are you guys engaged?
15:54I forged the ring myself.
15:56Using metals I mined from-
15:58Let me see!
15:59Oh my gosh.
16:00It's perfect.
16:02Oh my god.
16:03Ugh.
16:05I'm glad you're sitting down, Rex.
16:06Because it's a full-on family reunion today.
16:11Hey, Rex.
16:13Ray!
16:16This hurts so much.
16:19But I don't even care.
16:21Doc says she's all healed up and ready to get back to saving the world.
16:25I heard you came to the hospital a lot.
16:28Of course I did!
16:29We almost got killed together, so that makes us like, uh...
16:33Losers?
16:34I was gonna say too hot to live, too cool to die, but sure.
16:41Ain't nothing gonna stand up to us now.
16:43The family's back, baby.
16:45And unbreakable.
16:48Enlighten me.
16:50It's nothing specific, sir, but the residents of this town reported that their groundwaters recently become sulfurous and undrinkable.
16:59We're not the EPA, Donald.
17:00There's been a chain of small earthquakes throughout this region.
17:04Well, they frack there, don't they?
17:06Children here have reported hearing strange sounds from a local cave system.
17:11Well, children hear a lot of things.
17:13There's been three subway derailments in the last month in New York, all traced back to small shifts in the
17:19tunnel foundations.
17:20And the connection between all of this?
17:23I... I don't have one, yet.
17:25But we've categorized over 300 unusual geological events, sir.
17:30Well, map them out.
17:40So the country's got measles.
17:42They do seem to be centered around major cities, but there's no other pattern we can find yet.
17:48And our resident Earthquaker?
17:51Hmm.
17:53Well, when it graduates to more than a giant coincidence, call me.
17:57Uh, there's one other thing you should see, sir.
18:04Too late! You promised!
18:07This, Donald. You should have led with this.
18:12Well, you were 17 when you got your powers.
18:15Which, honestly, was still too early.
18:17And the fact that Oliver kept them a secret, I mean, that worries me.
18:20He just wanted to surprise me.
18:22Sigh.
18:23He's too young.
18:24He might get hurt.
18:26Or hurt someone else by accident.
18:28I made him promise not to use his powers until we all had time to talk about it.
18:32And to not keep any more secrets.
18:35He's a kid.
18:36You think he's not gonna try them out?
18:38You would have.
18:39He promised.
18:48Strike!
18:54I just want to point out that here I am, the only guy without superpowers or a bangin' cyborg body.
19:00And I just beat both your butts for the third time in a row.
19:04Boom!
19:05Maybe bowling's his superpower.
19:07I think so.
19:09So, Mark, we've been here two hours and you still haven't brought it up.
19:13Brought up what?
19:14Oh, come on. I know that look.
19:17There's something you desperately want to talk about, but you're too scared to just say whatever it is.
19:23Sigh. Is that obvious?
19:25Even I see it.
19:27Okay.
19:28Remember when I was trapped in that dimension with Angstrom, and that other Eve showed up to save me?
19:32I didn't tell you guys everything she said.
19:41So, the other Eve said she always loved you, and that you needed to either love her back or let
19:47her go because you were ruining her life?
19:50Pretty much.
19:51Do you have feelings for Eve?
19:53Yeah, I do. And I've had them for a while. But should I tell her about the other her?
20:02Hard no. That's super weird and awkward. Do not go there.
20:07William's right. This other her isn't her. Just ask this Eve out. See where it goes.
20:14Maybe? I don't know. If I ask Eve out, I want to be honest with her from the start. Not
20:20like I was with Amber.
20:21There's a big difference between being honest and being too honest. And this is definitely the latter.
20:27I agree. Rick?
20:32It's his heart. He's still having pain from what Sinclair did.
20:38That's okay. I'm getting used to it. But you should talk to Eve.
20:43If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life can change in an instant. So don't wait.
20:49Thanks, Rick. That's good advice.
20:54But leave the other her out of it.
21:02Um, how are we going to get back to campus?
21:08Say, Mark.
21:10Ho-ho! Do a loop!
21:26Okay. Just tell her how you feel. Easy.
21:31Oh, God. How am I more nervous about this than fighting aliens?
21:34Are you going to hover out there all day talking to yourself or come in?
21:43If you want to go to the zoo, then stop squirming.
21:45But you and April always say I should be myself.
21:48Yes, yes. And that's true.
21:51But you want to be a superhero, right?
21:54And you know that many superheroes have secret identities. Even your brother.
22:00Yeah?
22:03Well, this is your secret identity.
22:07Cool!
22:11I'm sorry I didn't tell you about my powers.
22:15That's okay, Oliver. But no more secrets.
22:19Huh? I'll get it!
22:21Wait, wait! I'm not finished!
22:26I think you missed a spot there, kiddo.
22:30I'm Cecil Steadman.
22:32I've heard of you. You tell superheroes what to do, and if they don't listen, you get super mad.
22:36Hmm. That's about right. And I've also heard of you.
22:40Good! Because I'm almost a superhero, too.
22:44That's why I'm here.
22:48Uh, yeah, they're both good.
22:51My dad got another furniture job, so he's not working at Burger Mart anymore.
22:54And my mom's helping out at a preschool near our house.
22:59How's your mom?
23:00Uh, her arm's totally healed, so she's doing okay.
23:04I think she likes having me and Oliver around.
23:06Except, guess who can fly now?
23:09Oliver? Wait, already?
23:11Oh, man, I feel for your mom.
23:13How are you gonna keep him in the house?
23:15I don't know yet.
23:17Are you going to college?
23:18Yeah.
23:20I realized my dad was right.
23:22I am not an architect or an engineer.
23:25I mean, look at this place.
23:26It's barely staying up here.
23:28So, I signed up for part-time classes. I start next week.
23:32That's amazing.
23:34Thanks.
23:35It's weird, though.
23:36Why is going to school more nerve-wracking than fighting aliens?
23:41I know the feeling.
23:45So...
23:47Why are you really here, Mark?
23:51Okay.
23:53I've been thinking about this a lot.
23:55And...
23:56I wanna see if we, meaning you and me,
24:02if we could, um, work together,
24:06but, like, as people, not work-work.
24:11Are you?
24:13Asking me out?
24:16Uh...
24:16Yeah.
24:19I'm just doing a terrible jab at it.
24:24April doesn't know, so don't blame her.
24:27Even I only found out yesterday.
24:29I would've appreciated a call.
24:31You found out anyway.
24:33And I don't work for you.
24:35I thought we agreed to trust each other, Debbie.
24:38I'm sorry, but Cecil, please.
24:41Mark, and now Oliver, are players in a game that involves the entire Earth and beyond.
24:47And like it or not, Debbie, you're a part of this, too.
24:51Cecil, how many times do we have to have this conversation?
24:54My responsibilities will always be to my family first, and that's never going to change.
25:00No matter what.
25:02No matter what.
25:23What the hell?
25:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
25:27Are you serious?
25:32Cecil spends ten gajillion dollars on Mark's fitness classes, but can't fix our goddamn...
25:38Whoa!
25:39What the fuck is this?
25:48Lost contact completely.
25:50No response for the team.
25:51Over a hundred earthquakes reported.
25:52I can't get anyone on the line.
25:53I need you to go in there and check it out.
25:54Sorry, that's all I know.
25:55Sir, we have intense geological events all over the country.
25:58But worse, we can't reach a single hero.
26:00Even the Guardians have gone silent.
26:02Most heroes carry a GTA tracker.
26:04Throw them up on the screen.
26:08Show me seismic.
26:17I'm sorry, but I can't agree to that.
26:19It would only be for a few hours a day.
26:21We can monitor his superpowers more closely.
26:24Help them understand and control them.
26:27There's that word again.
26:29You know what I mean.
26:31There's no way I'm letting you take Oliver to your...
26:36Lab.
26:37The only reason I even let April in here is because I trust her.
26:40Ouch.
26:41Cecil, I understand you have a job to do.
26:44But I also know that everything else is secondary to that job.
26:48And that's why I can never trust you with either Mark or Oliver's lives.
26:52Other people have sons and daughters too.
26:54Sons and daughters who aren't as lucky as your boys.
26:57That is not fair.
26:58What?
27:00What are you talking about?
27:02What?
27:03Every single one?
27:04What's going on?
27:05Every superhero in America has been abducted.
27:07Except for two.
27:12Uh...
27:12Eve?
27:14Okay.
27:15Okay?
27:16Sure.
27:17Let's try.
27:19Really?
27:20I mean, it makes sense, right?
27:22We're both superheroes.
27:24We know what comes with the territory.
27:26And we've already been through a bunch of life or death situations together.
27:30So...
27:31Let's try and see what happens.
27:34That's great!
27:36Oh, man.
27:37I...
27:38I just didn't want to leave you hanging anymore.
27:41What?
27:41Leave me hanging?
27:43Uh...
27:43You asked me out.
27:45No.
27:46I meant...
27:51Remember that other you I told you about?
27:53Yeah.
27:54She just...
27:56She said she always loved me and not knowing if I loved her back was killing her.
28:01So she told me I should either ask you out or shut it down forever.
28:05Wait.
28:05Sorry.
28:06So you're only asking me out now because the other me, who is not me, told you how miserable she
28:13was?
28:15Wait.
28:16No, that...
28:16That's not it.
28:17Did you have feelings for me before you met her?
28:20Eve, I mean...
28:20Of course.
28:21Or are you only here because you feel sorry for me?
28:24Oh...
28:24God.
28:25No.
28:25I...
28:26That's not...
28:26What I meant.
28:28I...
28:29Cecil, please.
28:30Not now.
28:32What do you mean?
28:35Just Eve and I?
28:39Eve, there's a problem.
28:42This better be fucking cataclysmic.
28:58Uh-oh.
29:01Patience is a virtue.
29:05It took months for me and my friends to learn all of your particular vibrations.
29:12How you move.
29:15How you breathe.
29:17The pitter-patter of your black little hearts.
29:21I think you'll agree it was worth every minute of my incarceration.
29:30I tried to change your corrupt system.
29:33Tear down your false idols.
29:35Take back what you stole from the earth.
29:37But every time I was stopped by you super-powered fascists.
29:43Fighting to keep your capitalistic slave machine running.
29:47Until now.
29:49You haven't stopped a thing!
29:54You're crushing us!
29:56Ah, shit!
29:58Stop!
29:59See?
30:00You're toxic even to your own compatriots.
30:03Any luck?
30:04I've diverted all power to my transmitter.
30:06It should just reach the GDA's surveillance network from this far underground.
30:11What do you want, Seismic?
30:14Oh, didn't I make that clear?
30:17Soon you'll all feel the full weight of the evil you've done to support your failing human race.
30:31For you are all dust.
30:35And to dust, you shall return!
30:42What?
30:43What is that sound?
31:04Huh.
31:06Someone up their game.
31:07I know.
31:08I'm impressed.
31:10Well, well, well.
31:11It's my old friends, token diversity and gender stereotype.
31:17Um, I wouldn't talk generic math scientist.
31:20Now set everyone free before this turns ugly.
31:22It turned ugly the day homo sapiens took their first step onto land.
31:33I take it back.
31:34I'm not impressed anymore.
31:36Oh, that wasn't an attack.
31:39That's how we talk.
31:58I'm not impressed.
31:59But it's the last time.
32:00No love.
32:04Yeah!
32:08I'm surprised.
32:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!
32:10Yeah!
32:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
32:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
32:22Cecil, our situation is rapidly becoming dire
32:26How does a nobody like Doc's seismic bullshit like this?
32:29He seems to have found allies from somewhere deep inside the earth
32:33I can see that, Donald
32:37Who do we have if Mark and Eve go down?
32:39No one close, sir
32:40He's cleaned us out
32:42Open up the dark room and ready to drop pods one through three
32:45Yes, sir
32:49I didn't mean anything
32:52But Cecil said all the superheroes were gone
32:54So I wanted to go out and help until they got back
32:58And I'm glad you wanted to help
33:00But why didn't you talk to me first?
33:03I don't know
33:06Because you knew I'd say no?
33:10Hmm
33:11Maybe that's a clue that you shouldn't be trying to sneak out
33:14I guess
33:17I'm sorry, Mom
33:19It's okay
33:20I understand
33:22You just want to be like Invincible, right?
33:24Yeah
33:25Well
33:26You know who's Invincible's mom?
33:30Mm-hmm
33:30That's right
33:32Me
33:33And since he always listens to his mom
33:36I'll ask him to start training you
33:38So someday you can be a hero just like him
33:41As long as there's no more secrets between us
33:45Promise?
33:48I promise, I promise, I promise
33:49Okay
33:52It's
33:52Nothing
33:58It's
33:59transportation
33:59It's
34:00Oh
34:00Oh
34:00Oh
34:23You think you're strong?
34:25These creatures were born deep in the fire and pressure of the earth's wounds!
34:36Mark! He's not lying!
34:44Free the others! I'll cover you!
34:53Stop her!
34:56Stop her!
35:06Go!
35:10Goodbye.
35:11Huh?
35:13Ah!
35:20No!
35:25Eve!
35:29Ah!
35:30Ah!
35:31Ah!
35:36Ah!
35:45Ah!
35:47Ah!
35:48Ah!
35:50Eve!
35:51Are you okay?
35:52Eve!
35:57You're... you're not supposed to be this tough.
36:01You're not supposed to win.
36:07Things change.
36:14Invincible!
36:18Invincible! Wake up!
36:24Wake Eve up! She can get us out of these things!
36:28Eve... Eve, wake up!
36:35Fuck!
36:39Don't feel bad. You're being returned to other Earths.
36:43Eve, please. We're in big trouble.
36:47Drive free of your oppressive violence!
36:53We're running out of time, man!
36:55Five.
36:56What happened?
36:57You gotta get us out of here.
36:59Four.
37:01No final quips before your deaths?
37:05Eat your own dick!
37:07Three.
37:08Then with that final display of wit and intelligence...
37:12Two.
37:13Goodbye forever.
37:18I don't think so.
37:19One.
37:37What the fuck?
37:48You haven't stopped anything!
37:51You haven't stopped anything!
38:18Mark!
38:20Mark!
38:20Let's go.
39:06Let's go.
39:17If I'm going down, so is everyone!
39:25Shit!
39:26Shit!
39:36Shit!
39:53Yes!
39:55Yes!
39:56Woo!
39:57Fuck!
39:58Yes!
39:59Up top!
40:01Yeah!
40:03Down low?
40:04Oh, no?
40:05Oh, you know what?
40:06That's okay.
40:08We won, my dick's out, and I don't care.
40:11Woo!
40:12Guardians of the globe, baby!
40:15Where's Dark Seismic?
40:16He was in the Shadowverse.
40:19Soon, he'll be back in prison.
40:21Darkwing?
40:22Darkwing, too.
40:23Technically.
40:24But yes.
40:25Ugh!
40:26Ugh!
40:30Why the hell is he here?
40:32And why the fuck are those things here?
40:35He's a murderer.
40:36And those things, the guy who made those things killed people.
40:40They almost killed my best friend.
40:42He's right.
40:44He's right.
40:44I did terrible things.
40:47But that was before.
40:48I'm better now, thanks to Cecil.
40:50Better?
40:50You should be in prison!
40:52Are you okay?
40:53No!
40:53I'm not okay.
40:55Cecil said he put Sinclair away, and Darkwing, too!
40:57And now they're both working for him?
40:59We don't know everything yet.
41:01I don't need to know everything to know this is wrong.
41:04Jesus.
41:05I was an idiot to believe, Cecil.
41:07Even my mom warned me about trusting you.
41:09Stand down, Invincible.
41:11They saved us.
41:12They saved everyone here.
41:14We can get to the bottom of this together.
41:16Oh, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this right now.
41:20Mark, wait!
41:21I can't, Eve.
41:23I'm sorry.
41:25And I'm sorry about before, too.
41:28I messed it all up.
41:33He's coming.
41:40Are you working with D.A. Sinclair?
41:42Calm down.
41:43He turned people into monsters.
41:46He almost killed William.
41:47He should be in prison.
41:48He can't fix his mistakes in prison, Mark.
41:51Neither can Darkwing.
41:52What are you even talking about?
41:56D.A. Sinclair's a genius.
41:59Darkwing cracked from fighting endless crime in Midnight City.
42:02You don't waste people like that.
42:03You reform them.
42:05Repair them.
42:06Let them make restitution for their mistakes.
42:09Mistakes?
42:10They murdered people!
42:12Rick still isn't right after what Sinclair did to him!
42:15Sinclair's new Rihanna men are made with donated corpses.
42:18Darkwing will never kill again.
42:20They both went through severe psychological reprogramming.
42:25They saved lives now, Mark.
42:27And are repaying the very substantial debt they owe us all.
42:30That is bullshit and you know it!
42:32Is it?
42:33You killed Angstrom Levy.
42:35Should I lock you up, too?
42:37Throw away the key?
42:38You know that was different.
42:40A man still dead because of you.
42:42And I think about it every single day.
42:45But he almost killed my mom and brother.
42:47Exactly.
42:49You are trying to save lives.
42:51Which is what I'm trying to do, so...
42:53How about you extend me the same privilege and go home?
42:57No!
42:57No way!
42:58I'm not going anywhere until Sinclair and Darkwing are both back in prison.
43:06Did you hear me?
43:10Go home, Mark.
43:12Before you do something you'll regret.
43:13I told you.
43:14I'm not leaving until...
43:16Wait, why are we in here again?
43:18Please go.
43:19What are you hiding in here?
43:21Who else is working for you?
43:22The White Room is for my protection.
43:25Protection from what?
43:26From you, Mark.
43:28From you.
43:36Diltrumites have conquered thousands of planets.
43:41Waged war across hundreds of light years.
43:44They rule over the largest empire the universe has ever seen.
43:51But man, their prison food sucks.
43:54I really thought it would be better.
43:55I mean, I know.
43:56It's prison food.
43:57But still, if I'm being honest, I was expecting more.
44:00We usually kill our enemies, not feed them.
44:04Yeah, well, it shows.
44:06I don't know how much more of this I can take.
44:07This is not good.
44:09If you don't like it, you should go.
44:12What are you talking about?
44:13I'm in prison?
44:14It is the one place you can't just go from.
44:16You're stronger than when we first met.
44:20Strong enough to break out of here, if you tried.
44:23First, I'm very flattered you noticed that.
44:27Second, like I've said a hundred times before,
44:29I am not leaving here without you.
44:30And I'm never leaving.
44:32So go.
44:34Before they laser you open to figure out how you're so strong.
44:38Hmm.
44:39Why do you care so much?
44:40I don't.
44:41Live, die, it's your choice.
44:44Then, in that case, you are not getting rid of me that easy.
44:47Besides, like you said, I am incredibly ripped now.
44:50So it would take a pretty big laser...
44:55to do me in.
44:58Guys, uh, okay, one second.
45:00Can we just talk about this before we, uh...
45:14So that sucked.
45:16But...
45:17I was right.
45:18You're alive?
45:20Of course.
45:21How else...
45:22Whoa.
45:23Wait.
45:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
45:26Were you worried I was gonna die?
45:28I...
45:29I...
45:32This is great.
45:33This is progress.
45:34You care about me.
45:35I feel like you're halfway to joining the cause.
45:39Hello, Nolan?
45:40Hello?
45:41Oh!
45:42I get it.
45:43You're ignoring me.
45:44Very mature.
45:46Also, not how new best friends should treat each other.
45:49Hello?
45:50Nolan, come on.
45:51Come on, seriously.
45:52Stop.
46:01You just can be and you have to stay.
46:03Yeah, and I'm...
46:08Go.
46:24This is great.
46:24Come on, hey.
46:24Oh, man!
46:27You can.
46:27This is a great game.
46:28You can find a full game for yourself.
46:28You're not going to be a game for yourself,
46:28You are not going to be big.
46:28Don't go?
46:29I'm not gonna be a game?
46:29No, no.
46:29You have to go!
46:29You are going to be a game for the game!
46:56We'll see you next time.
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