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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11I haven't, it's a fancy!
00:00:12You can join the fun.
00:00:14And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21Come on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:32They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Was it really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act is fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was tested for V1.
00:00:47Is any more left out there?
00:00:49That would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58So we're at Stormfront?
00:00:59Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where he's Liberty?
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:11My sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:19Homelander?
00:01:21Frank!
00:01:24Cracker.
00:01:26What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:01:31It's generally secret.
00:01:33No.
00:01:34That's my father.
00:01:36This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell him all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:51I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:02I was visited by an angel.
00:02:08And she foretold my destiny.
00:02:12Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:17God.
00:02:19Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:21There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25Not serving the Lord.
00:02:29Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:36I'm the Savior of the world.
00:02:39The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:44Yes.
00:02:47Congrats.
00:02:53I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:57I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you.
00:03:06You.
00:03:07You always saw it.
00:03:09Didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:15And that is why I have chosen you.
00:03:17To spread the word.
00:03:19Of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on earth.
00:03:28Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:37Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh, there he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:00Oh, easy does it.
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Easy.
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:07That one.
00:04:16It is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:20What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:20I showed it to you.
00:04:21No, you show me Star Wars and Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:30Anyway, there's this bit, see?
00:04:33Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to the Barney with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops.
00:04:39Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler.
00:04:46But anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited until we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone if you go put yourself
00:04:57into a body bag before we put Armlander in one.
00:05:01At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:03Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:10Maybe you never did.
00:05:16Here, I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:48Welcome back, motherfucker.
00:06:16Oh, check you out.
00:06:18Thank you, thank you.
00:06:19All right, you twats are all done with fashion week.
00:06:21Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:25No, there was so little virus left.
00:06:28It needs time to multiply.
00:06:29You know what they say, huh?
00:06:31Cook low and slow.
00:06:32How fucking long?
00:06:34Weeks at least.
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast that spilled those boy scouts in out
00:06:47like a Cadbury a la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:57And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:01Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:03So, who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone.
00:07:11He legged it.
00:07:12I wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:17Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.
00:07:26Right.
00:07:27Let's get cracking.
00:07:42Annie.
00:07:44Dad.
00:07:51Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:07:53All ears.
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:07I've been looking for months.
00:08:08You are really good at hiding.
00:08:10It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:15What should I say?
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Annie, this is your brother.
00:08:26Mason.
00:08:29It's simple, Mr. President.
00:08:32You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir.
00:08:46Let me be clear.
00:08:47Nobody summons me.
00:08:48The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:55B.A.
00:08:55Flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:01It's in my writer.
00:09:03From 1984.
00:09:04I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:08When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:13Fort Harmony?
00:09:13Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, and we think there's a strong chance of finding
00:09:19V1 at Fort Harmony.
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:28It's great news.
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son, forever.
00:09:42When did you leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet.
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:48Show him where to look.
00:09:50After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:10:09It's weird.
00:10:10No birds or animals.
00:10:11It's like...
00:10:12Fuck you know.
00:10:12Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
00:10:15Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:27Oh, fuck that.
00:10:29Nah, not really my type, son.
00:10:31Hey, how about you on a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
00:10:33You should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:38Ah, let's see here.
00:10:39Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:43Something ripped them apart.
00:10:45Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stop this woods.
00:10:48Let's get a move on, then.
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:10:52Oh, God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:07Huh.
00:11:08Why do we so long have to try this?
00:11:09What am I worried about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor a fish can have, given their lives to me.
00:11:15I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
00:11:18Yo, what the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you.
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:23You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:31But I fucking committed.
00:11:32Wade, I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:35Wade, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends.
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are,
00:11:42how your powers are a joke,
00:11:44how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:46Nobody says that.
00:11:48Yes, they do.
00:11:49All the time.
00:11:50Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander.
00:11:54Edgar was it.
00:11:54It's a dog-e-dog world.
00:11:56Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever.
00:11:59Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:05Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you going to do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:10He loves me right now.
00:12:11How long is that going to last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:32Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy.
00:12:36You love it.
00:12:38Hon.
00:12:40Hmm?
00:12:40You're super scream.
00:12:43We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:12:50I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:12:55But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic worm face.
00:13:02Oh, baby.
00:13:21Oh, shoot.
00:13:22I gotta run.
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:26He's lying.
00:13:26The church is bankrupt.
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:28The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What?
00:13:30Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:34That two-faced bitch.
00:13:36How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:39Attendance is down.
00:13:40Donations are drying up.
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf streams don't help.
00:13:44How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:46Just, uh, 150 million.
00:13:50Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:13:55Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:14:00That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Faye.
00:14:02This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:14:04Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:07We?
00:14:08You tell me.
00:14:09You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:12Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help with something.
00:14:17Dang.
00:14:19Smells like a wet shit in a waffle house in here.
00:14:27Any sign of supercut?
00:14:29Could already be inside.
00:14:33Well, let's find out.
00:14:37What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie.
00:14:41She'll come back.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:44I almost died.
00:14:46But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:48I mean, last year I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:14:52about her.
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:14:59Ah.
00:15:01Jesus, sorry.
00:15:01I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:04Oh.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:08Oh.
00:15:09Oh.
00:15:10Oh.
00:15:11Oh.
00:15:11Oh.
00:15:19Fuckin' hell.
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:23Our vida beast enjoyed an amuse-bush, perhaps?
00:15:27Well, explains why we didn't hear no animals.
00:15:30I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:56Hi, Kathy.
00:15:57I have always wanted to...
00:15:59It's nice to finally meet you.
00:16:01So you knew about this?
00:16:03You know what's funny?
00:16:04I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to Vatland.
00:16:08But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
00:16:10He said that?
00:16:12I couldn't get him off that thing.
00:16:19How's your mom?
00:16:20She's okay.
00:16:21She's in hiding, but she's okay.
00:16:25You're a cop?
00:16:26Deputy.
00:16:27Deputy.
00:16:28I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
00:16:32When's the last time you saw a payphone?
00:16:35So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters?
00:16:38You mean terrorists?
00:16:40Mason.
00:16:40Sorry, am I being rude?
00:16:42We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
00:16:45That's enough.
00:16:48You know what?
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:51I'm sorry I've put you guys in danger just by being here.
00:16:55You were right, keeping me a secret.
00:16:57I'll just go.
00:16:59Annie, wait.
00:17:02I'm making a stroganoff.
00:17:03Well, it's a hamburger helper, but have dinner with us?
00:17:07Wash your clothes.
00:17:08Take a shower.
00:17:09No offense, but you could use one.
00:17:14This is insane.
00:17:21Really?
00:17:21We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
00:17:24Baja Green got us with impossible chorizo.
00:17:26Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil, three pounds?
00:17:31All right, y'all.
00:17:31Let's keep it going.
00:17:33Blue Sky Day.
00:17:34No bad ideas.
00:17:36Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
00:17:39All right.
00:17:39It's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:17:42He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
00:17:45Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
00:17:47We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
00:17:48Right, this is a yes and run.
00:17:50Oh, yes and.
00:17:51You're an idiot.
00:17:52Okay, uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
00:17:56Played a quick game of opposites here.
00:17:58What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:18:02Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people meet their new
00:18:08god in person, huh?
00:18:10Ooh, selfies with God.
00:18:12God.
00:18:13Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the temple mount.
00:18:17That is your poster right there.
00:18:18Amen.
00:18:19Mm-hmm.
00:18:20This is amazing.
00:18:22And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
00:18:26Um, but won't some people say he's not?
00:18:28Mm-mm.
00:18:30Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
00:18:33We prayed to God for help.
00:18:35He's answering.
00:18:36Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
00:18:39Excuse me?
00:18:39The other Firecrotch.
00:18:40Madam Vice President.
00:18:42Because according to the snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander as their one true
00:18:47god.
00:18:47Making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be.
00:18:51You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits.
00:18:54But VOD Plus never releases any.
00:18:56Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
00:19:03Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
00:19:05Jesus Christ.
00:19:06What?
00:19:06No wonder the Lamplighter Light a Justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
00:19:11Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the Avenging Squad prequel.
00:19:17You try and make a good finale out of that.
00:19:19The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
00:19:24Like new Coke, right?
00:19:26Everybody already loves Jesus.
00:19:28They want to eat right out of his asshole.
00:19:32Figuratively speaking, of course.
00:19:33Jesus was a great man.
00:19:35Yeah.
00:19:36The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the poor.
00:19:47That shit don't sell no more.
00:19:49No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
00:19:55America is God's government and we are his chosen people.
00:20:00Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
00:20:07With a real American hero as our savior.
00:20:15The Democratic Church of America.
00:20:24You heard the numbers.
00:20:26The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
00:20:30I don't know what to call him.
00:20:36The Orson Welles wore a cape.
00:20:38Cover his fat ass.
00:20:41Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
00:20:43I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:50Oh, my God.
00:20:54A couple of uggos.
00:20:58What changed your mind?
00:21:02Yesterday, you told me you wouldn't help me.
00:21:07Firecracker said you looked up to me.
00:21:09Guess you're not a complete idiot.
00:21:13I never said that.
00:21:15You want my help or not?
00:21:19The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
00:21:25I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
00:21:30What?
00:21:31You did?
00:21:34And, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:21:40Where is she?
00:21:43Dead.
00:21:45Suicide.
00:21:46Oh, shit.
00:21:47She never off herself.
00:21:50Yeah, well, she did.
00:21:52Did you see a body?
00:22:12Hey.
00:22:14Follow something.
00:22:18Blueprints.
00:22:19Yeah, and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
00:22:22There's a lab.
00:22:23If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
00:22:25Blueprints.
00:22:26What a fucking magic.
00:22:27If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
00:22:30I just said that.
00:22:31Are you ever going to fucking listen to me?
00:22:32As soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
00:22:35Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:22:37A little funny twig now, have you?
00:22:38No, you remind me every day.
00:22:40Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
00:22:44Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
00:22:47Okay, you know what?
00:22:48It's not just Ryan.
00:22:49Look at what you did to M.M.
00:22:50What the fuck did he do to me?
00:22:51He dragged you down into shit with him.
00:22:53And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
00:22:56Everyone, s'il vous plaît.
00:22:57Pussy, something is wrong here.
00:22:59This fucking nonce just called you a pussy.
00:23:01You're going to let him get away with that.
00:23:02Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:23:04Yeah, fucking do it, him.
00:23:05Do it.
00:23:06Fucking do it.
00:23:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:08Hey, that's enough.
00:23:10None of you ever listen to me.
00:23:12Listen to you?
00:23:12You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
00:23:14I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
00:23:17I'm not your fucking pet.
00:23:18Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
00:23:21Hey, stop!
00:23:22Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:23:25We need to focus.
00:23:27V1.
00:23:28Huh?
00:23:32Allons-y.
00:23:46Mason?
00:23:53Sorry about him.
00:23:54He's...
00:23:54It's okay.
00:23:55I used to be his age.
00:23:57I saw the sign out front.
00:23:59In this house, we believe in Homelander.
00:24:01Your boss of the department made everybody put them up in answer to a suit named Livewire
00:24:06now.
00:24:06I don't round up starlighters, by the way.
00:24:10When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
00:24:12And the other deputies?
00:24:13They think that starlighters are coming for their kids.
00:24:16But that's a lie that Vought sells.
00:24:18I know that.
00:24:19Then why don't you say anything?
00:24:21The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids.
00:24:26I'm not proud of it, Annie.
00:24:29But I have a family to protect.
00:24:34I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but...
00:24:41Not what you expected.
00:24:43You could say that.
00:24:46After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
00:24:51But maybe you just didn't want me.
00:25:01Have a seat.
00:25:37This movie was shit.
00:25:38I did consider asking you for my money back.
00:25:41I didn't always approve of the choices you made, but I was always proud of you.
00:25:48Maybe even more proud when you quit.
00:25:55Why did you leave?
00:25:59The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission, El Salvador.
00:26:04We were young.
00:26:07Wanted to save the world.
00:26:10We were so happy when you came along.
00:26:14And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was going to give you a better life.
00:26:20Better than a payphone repairman could give you.
00:26:24She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
00:26:28Ray's a superhero.
00:26:29So you, you got on board?
00:26:34Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
00:26:39And the thing is, you believed it.
00:26:42And then she believed it.
00:26:44And I just...
00:26:47I couldn't keep lying to you.
00:26:49So I left.
00:26:51You never even reached out.
00:26:53To do what?
00:26:53Shatter your dreams?
00:26:54Keep lying to you?
00:26:55I didn't take it either.
00:26:57I needed you.
00:27:04If I could go back and change things, I would.
00:27:10I should have been there for you.
00:27:12Should have stood up for you.
00:27:15I'm sorry I left, Annie.
00:27:19It runs in the family, I guess.
00:27:23What do you mean?
00:27:24I flipped out the other day and I ditched someone I really love.
00:27:29It's like he's, um...
00:27:30It's like he's my heart walking on the outside.
00:27:34And if they got to him, it's like...
00:27:36The people we love aren't a weakness.
00:27:40They're the reason that we fight.
00:27:53Hey, is it alright if I talk to him?
00:27:56Of course.
00:27:58Just...
00:27:58Knock first.
00:28:01I learned that lesson the hard way.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16Bell abyss this way.
00:28:19Whoa.
00:28:22Fuckin' hell.
00:28:23They've been here a minute, haven't they?
00:28:27Decades.
00:28:31Hunters.
00:28:32Look at their knives.
00:28:35These men.
00:28:37They kill each other.
00:28:39What if there is a monster here?
00:28:41But it's us.
00:28:42What the fuck you want about, Frenchie?
00:28:44Talk so.
00:28:44Plasmosis.
00:28:45It's a parasite in cat shit.
00:28:47It can affect humans.
00:28:49Makes them react with explosive anger.
00:28:51You think we ate cat shit?
00:28:53Ate?
00:28:54No, yeah.
00:28:55If the V1 spilled into the ground water, it could mutate at the plants.
00:28:59Their spores fills us with rage.
00:29:01We murder each other and voila.
00:29:05We're plant food for these vines.
00:29:08Okay, so like the last of us?
00:29:11No, that is just the walking dead with mushrooms.
00:29:14The dead campers.
00:29:16The animals.
00:29:17These hunters.
00:29:18Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting.
00:29:22Us.
00:29:22I've seen you blow cocaine up your dickhole.
00:29:25Wait.
00:29:26You have a point.
00:29:27The copious amount of drugs I've taken for decades has surely altered my brain chemistry.
00:29:31That's why I'm not affected.
00:29:33I guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
00:29:37Romeo and fucking Juliet.
00:29:39You two survive this war, I give this six months tops.
00:29:45Well fucking well.
00:29:58Let's fucking go.
00:30:03Where are you going?
00:30:05I'm gonna top those cunts.
00:30:06Get us killed, you fucking idiots.
00:30:09Neither of you are thinking street.
00:30:11Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie.
00:30:13That ain't gonna do shit to me, Sonny.
00:30:15No, but I will.
00:30:17Homelander and Soldier Boy kill you, then kill us.
00:30:20Then if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's.
00:30:24Does that make your family safe?
00:30:26Is that the revenge you seek?
00:30:29Does that make things right for Becca?
00:30:34Fine.
00:30:41We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
00:30:44Or the soups do.
00:30:48What the fuck, Frenchie?
00:30:52It's deer urine.
00:30:53Hunters use it to attract prey, but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
00:30:57You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off.
00:31:01I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses.
00:31:07It's just science, bro.
00:31:09When you jizz, masculine vitality leaves your body.
00:31:12Gotta hold that shit in, right, Noir?
00:31:15Right, Noir?
00:31:17Fuck you.
00:31:19Looks like you hit the wrong button there, Broseph.
00:31:22Bitch.
00:31:23Says what?
00:31:24What?
00:31:26What?
00:31:31I just want to talk.
00:31:36Wow.
00:31:37Your picture was never up there.
00:31:38Yeah, good.
00:31:41Good.
00:31:42I mean, uh, yeah, no, that's good.
00:31:45I don't put traitors on my wall.
00:31:47Okay, you know, what they say about me, none of it's true.
00:31:51Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven?
00:31:54Or that you're a terrorist who trafficked children?
00:31:56So that's like a hard no on getting into the back of my van?
00:32:00Hey, look, Mason, you go to school at Homelander Academy, and you come home, and you watch thousands of TikToks
00:32:09every day.
00:32:10How is the truth supposed to compete with that?
00:32:13Whatever.
00:32:14You're like the FBI's most wanted.
00:32:17Okay, well, like it or not, the FBI's most wanted is your sister.
00:32:20So, you can keep being an asshole about it, or, you know, we can also talk about it.
00:32:25Is there a third option?
00:32:31Let me guess.
00:32:32Chocolate cream fells every Thursday morning, right?
00:32:37Dad used to take me before school.
00:32:41It's one of the things I miss the most, actually.
00:32:44I think he was just taking me as his beard.
00:32:49Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
00:33:15It's not here.
00:33:16Fuck this, and fuck you, and fuck me.
00:33:19This is a goddamn waste of time.
00:33:26Butcher, take a look.
00:33:28Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it.
00:33:31Not too long ago, neither.
00:33:32They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe.
00:33:36Now, how many soups do we know that can punch this hard?
00:33:40Dozen, maybe more.
00:33:42What is it?
00:33:46Heroin.
00:33:46Heroin?
00:33:47Of course, you would fucking know that.
00:33:53So, punch like a bleeding sledgehammer.
00:33:56A lot of takes for a fucking smack.
00:34:00Bombsite.
00:34:01No one has seen bombsite for decades.
00:34:04He's likely dead.
00:34:05What if he's not, asshole?
00:34:07It'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here.
00:34:10You mean bombsite from Soldier Boy's first team?
00:34:13Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1?
00:34:14What's he need more for?
00:34:22Hey, Ed.
00:34:23Everything all right?
00:34:24Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.
00:34:26This is going to sound crazy.
00:34:28Is Starlight in there?
00:34:30I'm sorry, what?
00:34:31I got a call from Mason.
00:34:34But it's a joke, right?
00:34:36Tell me it's a joke.
00:34:44She's my daughter.
00:34:46Your daughter?
00:34:47Jesus Christ, can I ever fucking lie?
00:34:49I've known you 20 years and you never...
00:34:51I should have told you.
00:34:52She's a serial killer.
00:34:53She's not.
00:34:55I promise you.
00:34:57I'm begging you.
00:34:58Get back in your cruiser and let this go.
00:35:01Are you crazy?
00:35:02I am not dying in a prison camp over this.
00:35:05I gotta take her in.
00:35:07You need to step aside right now.
00:35:09Please, Ed, just take a breath.
00:35:13Hands up right now.
00:35:15I don't think so.
00:35:16Walk away.
00:35:19Ed, put it down.
00:35:20I said now.
00:35:21Walk away.
00:35:22No, you're under arrest.
00:35:24Ed, relax.
00:35:25Everybody, please.
00:35:26I'm warning you.
00:35:26I said walk away.
00:35:27With the both of you, fucking stop!
00:35:35I'm sorry, Ed.
00:35:36Just, Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday.
00:35:40After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months?
00:35:43Yeah, and you lied to my face the whole time.
00:35:45I know you're scared.
00:35:46I'm scared, too.
00:35:47But what Vought's been making us do,
00:35:49pulling people out of their homes,
00:35:50our neighbors,
00:35:52and sending them to...
00:35:54God knows where.
00:35:55You know it's wrong.
00:36:00And it's my daughter, and I love her.
00:36:02I should have stood up for her a long time ago.
00:36:05She's not what they say she is.
00:36:07She's a good person, Ed.
00:36:08And if good people stop trying to do the right thing,
00:36:11then what the hell chance do we have?
00:36:18She better be gone in an hour,
00:36:20or I swear to God, I'm coming back with Livewire.
00:36:23I'm hauling you both in.
00:36:26Thanks.
00:36:39It smells like deer piss.
00:36:41The last time I was here,
00:36:42I was fresh off the front lines.
00:36:44Still picking Nazi brains out of my hair.
00:36:47And only the best of the best got selected
00:36:49for Dr. Vought's trials.
00:36:50Not soft little hog chompers.
00:36:53Of course.
00:36:54No, I forgot how tough you were.
00:36:56Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.
00:36:59I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape.
00:37:01What's the point of being famous
00:37:02if you're not getting your dick wet?
00:37:04Oh, oh, my dick was sopping wet
00:37:06when I pulled it out of Stormfront
00:37:07and wiped it on her fucking chin.
00:37:17Ooh, look, more uggos.
00:37:21Friends of yours?
00:37:28Oh, shit.
00:37:30They're right above us.
00:37:31We best get the fuck out of here.
00:37:33Come on.
00:37:34Hey, what about the V1?
00:37:35If the bombsite has a V1,
00:37:36then it saves us from having to torch it.
00:37:38What are you talking about?
00:37:41Who's us?
00:37:45What?
00:37:46You think the world needs more immortal cunts, do ya?
00:37:49We need it to save Annie and Kimiko.
00:37:52You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you?
00:37:54Shh.
00:37:55Homelander will hear us.
00:37:56And you, you've just been going along with it again.
00:37:59We can't take the risk, Huey.
00:38:01And if she has to be collateral damage
00:38:02so that Homelander dies and my daughter lives,
00:38:04we ain't got no fucking choice.
00:38:06It's easy for you to say.
00:38:07It won't fucking kill you.
00:38:08Well, at least he knows where to keep his gobs shut
00:38:10and do as his fucking toe.
00:38:12Excuse me?
00:38:13No, no, no.
00:38:13We don't have time for this.
00:38:14We need to find a way out.
00:38:15Want a little secret, Butcher?
00:38:16I cheered when I found out that you were dying.
00:38:19Because at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass.
00:38:22You know, I used to say to these guys,
00:38:23don't give up on Butcher.
00:38:24There's good in him.
00:38:25Fighting to get out.
00:38:26I was wrong.
00:38:27If there was anything human in there, it's dead.
00:38:30Underneath that chest full of octococks,
00:38:32you are just a fucking monster.
00:38:34Maybe I like it better.
00:38:36Parasite's not just in you.
00:38:37It is you.
00:38:38You're the cancer.
00:38:39Lower your voices.
00:38:41You're just as bad as Homelander.
00:38:42Maybe worse.
00:38:43And I'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you.
00:38:45And what you gonna do about it?
00:38:47I'll fucking kill you.
00:38:53Please, calm down.
00:39:04Miku!
00:39:05Hey.
00:39:10Come on, M.M.
00:39:12I mean, if Butcher will let you.
00:39:20Everybody, please, stop!
00:39:40Hey!
00:39:41Where'd you think you're going?
00:39:45Don't care.
00:39:46Hey.
00:39:48Don't.
00:39:53Tough guy, my ass.
00:39:56What?
00:39:56You.
00:39:57Your whole bit.
00:39:58This whole guts and glory thing.
00:40:01What a fucking joke.
00:40:03I read your classified file.
00:40:05Your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio.
00:40:08And that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Vod's trials.
00:40:13Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory.
00:40:18Making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
00:40:23You don't know shit about me.
00:40:27I know that when they tried to inject you with the V, you were so fucking petrified that they had
00:40:34to strap you to the table.
00:40:35And you pissed yourself, crying for your mommy, like the whiny, spoiled little rich boy that you are.
00:40:46They gave you the world, and you, you deserve nothing.
00:40:51Oh, Christ.
00:40:52What's this shit hole now?
00:40:56What are you doing?
00:41:03Oh, well done.
00:41:04I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
00:41:06Maybe.
00:41:07Maybe not.
00:41:11It's enriched uranium.
00:41:12They'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
00:41:16Now, for normal, Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
00:41:18But for you, it's a stomach flu.
00:41:20Good luck, though.
00:41:22Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:41:35Where are you going?
00:41:37I'm going to go destroy any V1 that I find, you triple-crowned cock jockey.
00:41:41Why?
00:41:42You don't get it, do you?
00:41:44How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:42:17Oh, my God.
00:42:34Come on, son.
00:42:37Come and have a go.
00:42:57Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:02Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:06You, uh...
00:43:07You got a bit.
00:43:14Did your dad put you in time out?
00:43:17That's got a sting.
00:43:18Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:24What's the matter?
00:43:25Can't cut your tongue?
00:43:28Well, wonders ever cease.
00:43:32Tell me something.
00:43:36If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:42Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:45Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats, gargling your bollocks and singing those Anna,
00:43:52you still wouldn't be happy.
00:43:54Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you beat the shit out here on some.
00:44:06Don't get weaker than that.
00:44:18Brian is alive.
00:44:21Because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son.
00:44:25The son of God.
00:44:26You ain't no god.
00:44:29How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out?
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:44:53No.
00:44:55You don't.
00:44:56You would have used it by now.
00:44:59I can't count.
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:07Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:12You can't intervene.
00:45:15I will get the V1.
00:45:17And when I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.
00:45:21You, Starlight.
00:45:24All the non-believers.
00:45:26You're all gonna fucking drown.
00:45:29You're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.
00:45:31I'll promise you, before I die, I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste.
00:45:43I can take what's mine.
00:45:45And that makes this whole fucking shitball my birthright.
00:45:52My destiny.
00:46:00ост clicking.
00:46:11What's mine?
00:46:11The rest of my mind.
00:46:11What's mine?
00:46:12The rest of my moment.
00:46:15Wait.
00:46:15Everything.
00:46:15I am going to death.
00:46:17Come on, I am going to die.
00:46:19I am going to die.
00:46:22Angel.
00:46:25Fucker!
00:46:27Fucker!
00:46:29Shit!
00:46:58Fucker!
00:47:24Fucker!
00:47:24God damn it!
00:47:38Fucker!
00:47:46The fuck?
00:47:53The fuck?
00:48:08My god.
00:48:16Quinn.
00:48:18You know this man?
00:48:23You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
00:48:27Figures this would be you.
00:48:29You ugly piece of shit.
00:48:31Oh, you hated me.
00:48:33Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
00:48:37Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
00:48:41You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:48:43This creature is nothing but hate.
00:48:46It makes us hate.
00:48:48He's the curse of all of this.
00:48:51Listen to me.
00:48:53You are the only one who can end it.
00:48:55Put us down to his misery.
00:48:57Put him out of his misery?
00:48:58No, no.
00:48:59God, no.
00:49:00No, I like him like this.
00:49:03Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:07Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:11Fuck you!
00:49:11Because I still got it.
00:49:13I got all of it.
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:20If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:31I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:33Oh, is that right?
00:49:34Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:37He was a real soldier.
00:49:39You were just a boy playing dress up.
00:49:41But you got to be the hero.
00:49:43Well, he got to be this.
00:49:45Now, where's the justice in that?
00:49:47It should be you up there.
00:49:49Should've.
00:49:49Should be your pain.
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward.
00:49:55I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:50:17Huey?
00:50:17I...
00:50:20I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:27Me too.
00:51:03I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:05I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:16I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:22I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:25Got him!
00:51:37Steve Keith.
00:51:38He'd like me.
00:51:40He got me, I rather be quiet.
00:51:45all i need a little bit of jina's what i see a little bit of sandra in the sun a
00:51:52little bit of
00:51:53mary all night long well that was the best strong enough i have ever had it definitely wasn't but
00:52:03that's kind of you you have something you want to say sorry you want to try that again
00:52:16i'm sorry good but you're grounded so you're 20. more like 30. i hope we see each other again me
00:52:26too
00:52:35annie don't make the same mistake i did don't give up on the people you love all right
00:52:46um
00:52:58Here.
00:53:22Here.
00:53:34Ha!
00:53:36Ha!
00:53:54Believe it wasn't here.
00:54:04Are you crying?
00:54:12Just fucking do it already.
00:54:51We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:54:54You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done and never let me do
00:55:01it again.
00:55:02Never.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't?
00:55:14I thought I did.
00:55:17You're not wrong.
00:55:19I was once, but I'm clean now, and I can be whatever you need.
00:55:56I don't want to change you.
00:55:57I can thrive in it, which is fine, but I can't go back to that.
00:56:08So where does that leave us?
00:56:37I'm sorry.
00:56:40I shouldn't have left you. I should have been here.
00:56:41Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:57:01Listen, mate.
00:57:03I said...
00:57:03Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean it, I...
00:57:06because I show his helmet in every fucking word I said.
00:57:10So we got a problem?
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:28What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:31Well, the shit show is on.
00:57:37To shine and see.
00:57:42Be America.
00:57:48Yes!
00:57:49Yes!
00:57:51Co-chaineenzie.
00:57:55They're so good.
00:57:58Yeah.
00:57:59They're so good.
00:58:04because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's embrace.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:13I mean, I love all this love, but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:27But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
00:58:34Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:42We will be patriots of faith.
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
00:58:50Today, starting today, Samaritan's embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
00:59:03And here to share his holy plan for our new church.
00:59:07He is not just a man.
00:59:11He's not just a superman.
00:59:18He is the prophet of the Lord!
00:59:25He is the prophet of America!
00:59:29He is the prophet of America!
00:59:32He is the prophet of America!
00:59:51He is the prophet of America!
00:59:53He is the prophet of America!
01:00:06He is the prophet of America!
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