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Five interwoven love stories explore the ups and downs of finding love ( HD )
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00:00:08what are you doing getting dressed I see that why so I can get going you're
00:00:15leaving yeah it's late I know it's late but you don't have to leave why would I
00:00:21stay why I don't know maybe because we just had sex yeah and now we're done and
00:00:29it's late yeah I have to wake up early for work so set an alarm I'm not staying the
00:00:38night so this is just a one-night stand then why are you getting upset I start
00:00:44work early I don't have any clothes here and there's gonna be traffic in the
00:00:47morning it makes no sense for me to stay the night you didn't answer my question
00:00:52so this is just a one-night stand then well originally no but now I'm thinking
00:00:58yes yes look how you're acting I'm acting maybe if you aren't such a
00:01:03self-centered asshole you would know that you don't just have sex with somebody
00:01:05and leave fine you want me to stay I could stay for like 15 more minutes will
00:01:14that make you happy just get the hell out I said I'd stay no get out
00:01:19fine psycho
00:01:21asshole
00:01:39hey
00:01:47I miss you
00:01:48I miss you
00:01:54Sam
00:01:54I miss you
00:01:56Sam
00:02:06niceаю
00:02:23So it's my friend Jessica's birthday tonight, Owen, are you listening?
00:02:31Yes.
00:02:32It's my friend Jessica's birthday tonight, she asked me to go out with her.
00:02:39We're gonna be drinking, doing drugs, dancing with random men.
00:02:42At some point we're going to the strip club and I plan on dancing on stage, naked.
00:02:47And if all goes well, I'll probably go home with someone.
00:02:50Or multiple someones.
00:02:51Do you mind?
00:02:55Owen!
00:02:56Yeah, what?
00:02:57I asked you a question.
00:02:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, babe.
00:02:59Whatever you want.
00:03:02I gotta go to work.
00:03:03Bye.
00:03:05Bye.
00:03:16Bye.
00:03:20Bye.
00:03:21Bye.
00:03:27Bye.
00:03:34Bye.
00:03:40Bye.
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00:03:51Look at her, Cooper.
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:54She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:03:57I think today's finally the day I go talk to her.
00:04:04Yeah, yeah, I know I've been saying that for weeks, but...
00:04:08Today's different.
00:04:10I can feel it.
00:04:16No, one second thought today really doesn't feel much different than every other day.
00:04:24Whatever.
00:04:26I'm just gonna do it.
00:04:30I'm gonna talk to her.
00:04:38What do I say?
00:04:41Hi.
00:04:42I like your face.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:45Yeah.
00:04:46I'll work out great.
00:04:52Hey.
00:04:53I'm Theodore.
00:04:54And I think you're incredibly pretty.
00:04:57Since you started coming here, suddenly all the love songs are about you.
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:01No.
00:05:02No.
00:05:05Come on.
00:05:06Think.
00:05:10What would Ed Sheeran say?
00:05:17I'm telling you, he loves that phone more than he loves me.
00:05:21The first thing he wakes up to in the morning, and the last thing he sees at night.
00:05:25If it had good for him, he'd probably forget I even exist.
00:05:28Hey.
00:05:29Knock that crap the F off.
00:05:31I will beat you in public.
00:05:33Is everything okay?
00:05:35Yeah.
00:05:36It's just Austin being a complete idiot like always.
00:05:38I swear, when it comes to that kid, the bells are ringing, lights are flashing, and the gates
00:05:42are down.
00:05:43But the train isn't coming.
00:05:45Anyway, what were you saying?
00:05:47I was telling you about Owen and how he gives his phone more attention than he does me.
00:05:50Right.
00:05:51You know what?
00:05:52When your uncle ignores me, I just walk around the house naked.
00:05:55Or wear his favorite lingerie outfit, but mainly naked.
00:05:59Thanks for the visual, Aunt Grace.
00:06:01I really needed that.
00:06:03You know what your problem is?
00:06:04You dress like a school teacher.
00:06:06And not in a good, dreamy, sexy way.
00:06:09Like a 1950s school teacher with tenure.
00:06:13Thanks.
00:06:13I'm being serious.
00:06:15You want his attention, don't you?
00:06:16Yeah.
00:06:17Well, you have to get it from between his legs.
00:06:19I will keep that in mind.
00:06:22Damn it.
00:06:23This kid.
00:06:25If dumb were dirt, we wouldn't have to come to the park for him to play outside.
00:06:28I'm going to have to call you back later.
00:06:30Bye.
00:06:40Pick up lines.
00:06:45Nope.
00:06:46Nope.
00:06:48Too offensive.
00:06:49Too overused.
00:06:51Okay.
00:06:53Okay.
00:06:54I think I got one.
00:07:02Sorry about my dog.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Bye.
00:07:15Oh, wait.
00:07:17I like your face.
00:07:20Huh?
00:07:23I mean, do you mind filling out a quick survey?
00:07:28I guess not.
00:07:30What's the survey for?
00:07:32Here.
00:07:46Here you go.
00:07:51Well, it was nice meeting you.
00:07:54Yeah.
00:07:55It was nice to meet you, too.
00:07:58Bye.
00:08:00Bye.
00:08:02Bye.
00:08:02Bye.
00:08:05Bye.
00:08:07Bye.
00:08:11Bye.
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00:08:24Bye.
00:08:24Bye.
00:08:24Bye.
00:08:24Bye.
00:08:24Bye.
00:08:26Bye.
00:08:43Happy birthday to mom and dad's second favorite kid.
00:08:47I bought you a cool gift, but I decided to keep it.
00:08:50Anyway, here's $25.
00:09:03Here's $4 and 61 cents.
00:09:07Don't say I never got you anything.
00:09:29Finn, do they need you at my party?
00:09:32What?
00:09:33Notice how I said, then.
00:09:35Mom and dad, not me.
00:09:37I can't open any presents without you.
00:09:39Now come on.
00:09:45Come on.
00:09:47I'm coming.
00:09:48I'm coming.
00:10:12Do you mind if I sit here?
00:10:21I'm Evie, by the way.
00:10:24Sam.
00:10:25Nice to meet you, Sam.
00:10:30This is a nice view of the park.
00:10:31I can see why you like sitting here.
00:10:35It really puts things in perspective.
00:10:40It's kind of like those sayings, you know, like, if you give a fellow money and you never
00:10:44see him again, it was probably worth it.
00:10:48Or, if you think no one cares if you're dead or alive, just miss a few credit card payments.
00:10:53You know what always confused me when somebody says, I'm not book smart, I'm street smart.
00:11:00Whenever anybody says that, all I hear is, I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart.
00:11:06I'm not.
00:11:09I'm not.
00:11:11What kind of sandwich is that?
00:11:12It looks good.
00:11:17I'm sorry if I'm bothering you, it's, I come to this park often and I always see you sitting
00:11:25here and you just, you look so lonely.
00:11:29I just wanted to say hi.
00:11:36I'll go.
00:11:37Have a nice day.
00:11:39Peanut burn jelly.
00:11:42Huh?
00:11:44It's a peanut burn jelly sandwich.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:48Love me some PB and J.
00:11:51Have another half if you want it.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:55If you don't mind.
00:12:01Sam, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
00:12:04Not if you eat half my sandwich every time, Humphrey Bogart.
00:12:15Sam, I think I should make the sandwiches next time.
00:12:30How was the date?
00:12:31You gonna meet up with her again?
00:12:33She turned out to be a psycho, so no.
00:12:37Really?
00:12:38I told you, you need to stop using Tinder.
00:12:40It's the only app people are using.
00:12:42What are you talking about?
00:12:44There's tons of apps.
00:12:45You know what you should try?
00:12:47This new blind dating app I heard about.
00:12:50So what, it just sends you out on a random blind date?
00:12:53No.
00:12:55Well, maybe.
00:12:57You just talk to people without photos.
00:13:00You know, get to know them first.
00:13:02It sounds kinda corny.
00:13:04It also sounds like a great way to get catfished.
00:13:06Or robbed.
00:13:08Please.
00:13:09If anyone is gonna be catfished, it's gonna be the girl.
00:13:13Have you not seen a mirror?
00:13:15Remind me why we're friends again?
00:13:23Can you believe that guy?
00:13:24Like, as soon as he finished, she was out the door.
00:13:26Well, what'd you expect?
00:13:27You said you met him off Tinder, right?
00:13:29Yeah, but this one seemed different.
00:13:32Yeah, but they all seemed different.
00:13:34Then you meet them in person and find out all they want is sex with no strings attached.
00:13:39I'm gonna die single.
00:13:40Hmm.
00:13:42Oh, you should try this blind date app I heard about.
00:13:44Mm-mm.
00:13:45Mm-hmm.
00:13:45I'm done with online dating for a while.
00:13:47No, but this one's different though.
00:13:48Oh, okay.
00:13:50I mean, you don't upload any photos or give out your name.
00:13:52That matches you based on compatibility.
00:13:54And you just talk.
00:13:56Sounds pretty corny, don't you think?
00:13:59At least give it a try.
00:14:00What do you have to lose?
00:14:01It's not like men are breaking down your door anyways.
00:14:04Remind me we have our friends again?
00:14:08The Vic was looking at pornography when someone stabbed him in the eyes.
00:14:12Looks like he went blind.
00:14:15From too much masturbation.
00:14:29Hey, it's me.
00:14:31Theodore.
00:14:32Just wanted to say what's up.
00:14:36Wait.
00:14:37I never told her my name.
00:14:43Hey, it's the guy you met at the park today.
00:14:45The one who asked you to fill out the survey.
00:14:48But it wasn't a survey.
00:14:49My name's Theodore, by the way.
00:14:52Anyway, just wanted to say what's up.
00:14:57Wait too long.
00:15:00Why do I keep putting what's up?
00:15:02Who says what's up anymore?
00:15:06Okay.
00:15:09Just...
00:15:10Just keep it simple.
00:15:14Hey, Bailey.
00:15:15This is Theodore.
00:15:16I met you at the park today.
00:15:19Just wanted to say it was nice meeting you.
00:15:35Hey!
00:15:36It was nice meeting you too.
00:15:38Yes!
00:15:43Yes!
00:15:45Yes!
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47Okay, Theodore.
00:15:50Be cool.
00:15:51Be cool.
00:15:56Hey.
00:15:59I know we just met.
00:16:01And this is probably way too soon, but...
00:16:05Do you want to get married?
00:16:17Why is this so hard?
00:16:20I know.
00:16:35Alright, babe.
00:16:36Jessica's here.
00:16:37I'm leaving.
00:16:42You're going out?
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:44With my friend Jessica.
00:16:46It's her birthday today.
00:16:50I told you this morning.
00:16:53Right.
00:16:54What time are you coming home?
00:16:55I'm not sure.
00:16:57I wouldn't wait up though.
00:17:01Nicole.
00:17:04Before you go,
00:17:06did you cook anything?
00:17:09Yeah, it's in the oven.
00:17:11Just heat it up.
00:17:31How was your day?
00:17:34It's better now.
00:17:36Is it?
00:17:42Come dance with me.
00:17:43There's no music.
00:17:44Then play some.
00:17:46Come on.
00:17:55Are you just going to sit there?
00:17:57Get over here.
00:18:13Are you cool about dancing?
00:18:15No, I don't like dancing.
00:18:17And you know I don't care.
00:18:19Sure.
00:18:20I don't care.
00:18:20When I'm down.
00:18:23Seeing you as close.
00:18:26I have to say.
00:18:28You're kind of beautiful.
00:18:30You know it's about yourself.
00:18:32When I'm down.
00:18:35There's my feet off the ground.
00:18:38There's my feet off the ground.
00:18:49There's my feet off the ground.
00:18:50There's my feet off the ground.
00:18:53Okay.
00:19:03What do you say the name of that app was again?
00:19:17I guess I can always delete it, if anything.
00:19:24Summer, you need to get your life together.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:34Blind dating app.
00:19:36Search.
00:19:46Sorry.
00:19:48I should have been there to catch you.
00:19:51I'm Jace, by the way.
00:19:52Nicole.
00:19:53You here with your boyfriend?
00:19:54Oh, no, my girlfriend.
00:19:56It's her birthday.
00:19:59But, looks like she ditched me for some guys,
00:20:01so I'm calling rideshare home.
00:20:03Oh, yeah.
00:20:04Oh, yeah.
00:20:08Shucks.
00:20:11What happened?
00:20:12My driver just canceled.
00:20:14What?
00:20:15No way, that sucks.
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:22Hey, I'll be right back, okay?
00:20:37Hey, did somebody order a four-door sedan with a five-star safety rating?
00:20:47And we are here, safe and sound.
00:20:51First time I've been able to say that since becoming a driver.
00:20:54Thank you for the ride.
00:20:55Thank you for the ride.
00:20:56Mm-hmm.
00:20:56Hey, uh, Nicole?
00:20:59You think I can take you out sometime?
00:21:02I'd love to, but I have a boyfriend.
00:21:05Oh, well, I have a Facebook profile.
00:21:08Okay.
00:21:10Sorry, I just thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
00:21:15Well, you have a good night, Nicole.
00:21:17And, uh, try to not let the police catch you on the way out.
00:21:20The police?
00:21:21Yeah, for stealing my heart and running away with it.
00:21:25You have a good night, too, Jace.
00:21:27Good night.
00:21:50Not right now, Nicole.
00:21:51I'm watching something.
00:21:52I just wanted a kiss.
00:21:54Fine.
00:21:58I was going to go have lunch with a friend today, unless you wanted to do something together.
00:22:03No, no, it's fine.
00:22:03You can go.
00:22:05Are you sure?
00:22:07It's your day off.
00:22:12I can cancel.
00:22:13I'm sure he won't mind.
00:22:14He?
00:22:16Yeah, my friend.
00:22:17Jace.
00:22:18Have I met him?
00:22:19I don't think so.
00:22:23He's tall, handsome.
00:22:28I met him last night outside the club.
00:22:31So should I cancel?
00:22:35What?
00:22:37Should I cancel with him?
00:22:38No, no, no.
00:22:39It's fine.
00:22:39You can go.
00:22:40Okay then.
00:22:43Hey, so according to the site, we're a match.
00:22:46You describe yourself as female.
00:22:48Can you provide any proof?
00:22:54Wow, you really know how to sweep a lady off her feet.
00:22:57What kind of proof are you looking for?
00:22:59I'm pretty sure photos aren't allowed.
00:23:00I can mail you a cup of urine.
00:23:02Would that suffice?
00:23:03Gross.
00:23:04No.
00:23:05I'm not your probation officer.
00:23:06Keep your urine.
00:23:08Hmm.
00:23:09Let me think.
00:23:10Pop quiz?
00:23:12I'm game.
00:23:13First question.
00:23:17What kind of shoes do you own?
00:23:22Sneakers, boots, sandals.
00:23:25No heels?
00:23:26Maybe.
00:23:27Next question.
00:23:31What kind of toys did you play with as a kid?
00:23:35Stuffed animals.
00:23:37Next.
00:23:39I can see this is going to get me far.
00:23:41Does that mean you're giving up?
00:23:43I sit when I pee if that helps.
00:23:45You could just have really bad aim,
00:23:47but it's the only helpful answer you've given me so far.
00:23:49So, thank you.
00:23:51You're welcome.
00:23:52So, do I need to quiz you?
00:23:55It says you're male, but how to be sure?
00:24:01I could always mail you my urine.
00:24:02And if anything, save it for when you go in for your weekly UA.
00:24:05Well, hey.
00:24:06I have to get going to work.
00:24:07Talk later.
00:24:08Yeah?
00:24:09Of course.
00:24:10Have a good day at work.
00:24:33Very nice dressed.
00:24:36Great.
00:24:38Okay, thanks.
00:24:39Now I am going to turn to your
00:24:39new one side.
00:24:40I have to open my eyes.
00:24:50January name.
00:24:51Hey, can't do I bucks?
00:24:58Well, I have to wait to buy a Panzers?
00:25:43Oh, hold on.
00:25:49Before you cast those dreamy eyes on me, let me make sure I have the day free.
00:25:56Okay, go.
00:26:01So do you always look this pretty when you go to the bookstore?
00:26:04I was trying to make my boyfriend jealous.
00:26:06Hmm, how's that working out?
00:26:08Not so well.
00:26:10Just a thought.
00:26:10If you're trying to make him jealous, maybe don't tell him you're going to the bookstore.
00:26:13Yep.
00:26:15What would you have told him?
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:18Maybe that you're going on a date with a handsome guy.
00:26:20Like with me, for instance.
00:26:22Thanks.
00:26:23I'll keep that in mind for next time.
00:26:24Glad I could help.
00:26:26You know, I am glad I ran into you.
00:26:28I was seriously considering camping out on your block until you needed another rideshare.
00:26:32That's not a bit stalker-ish.
00:26:34I was thinking more hopelessly romantic.
00:26:36Besides, detectives, they do it all the time.
00:26:38Maybe, but you're not a detective now, are you?
00:26:41Maybe I am.
00:26:43You're a detective.
00:26:44Me?
00:26:45A detective?
00:26:47Why, what have you heard?
00:26:48Who told you?
00:26:49I swear it wasn't like that.
00:26:51What did they say?
00:26:53So what?
00:26:55You don't think you're worth it?
00:26:57Worth what?
00:26:58Worth some guy spending endless nights cramped in his car?
00:27:01Peeing in bottles, showering in sprinklers, shitting in mailboxes, just hoping he'll get a chance to see you again?
00:27:06Shitting in mailboxes?
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:10I don't know.
00:27:14You are.
00:27:16Trust me.
00:27:17I don't know.
00:27:53I had fun today.
00:27:55I had fun too.
00:27:57Do I get to see you again?
00:28:00I'd like that.
00:28:02But I have a boyfriend.
00:28:05I know.
00:28:07You know, if you were Christmas, that would be the Grinch who stole you.
00:28:14I don't think I'll ever stop thinking about you.
00:28:16Not tonight.
00:28:18Not tomorrow.
00:28:20Never.
00:28:25Wait a moment.
00:28:34Sorry about that.
00:28:37Sorry about that.
00:28:54I'm sorry.
00:28:57I think I said, I'm sorry.
00:28:58Hey babe.
00:29:01Something wrong?
00:29:07I gotta tell you something.
00:29:10Yeah?
00:29:13Never mind. It's nothing.
00:29:16I'm going to bed.
00:29:17Nicole?
00:29:18Yeah?
00:29:20Can you make me food first?
00:29:21There's food in the fridge. Figure it out.
00:29:27Curled up her ass.
00:29:52Good morning. Hope you have a good day. And maybe I'll see you at the park later?
00:29:58Smiley face.
00:30:11Hey, good morning. Yeah, for sure. See you there.
00:30:28Hi.
00:30:30Hi.
00:30:32Don't tell me you made a sandwich.
00:30:35Okay, I won't.
00:30:37Well, did you?
00:30:38Did I what?
00:30:39Make a sandwich.
00:30:40You just told me not to tell you.
00:30:42You know exactly what I mean.
00:30:44I told you next time I would make the sandwich.
00:30:53It's a good looking sandwich, right?
00:30:56Yes.
00:30:56By far the most attractive sandwich I've ever seen.
00:31:00You think it's single?
00:31:02Come on, try it.
00:31:05Way better than that crusty old sandwich you've been eating.
00:31:08Crusty old sandwich?
00:31:10Wow.
00:31:10Wow.
00:31:10I'm just being honest.
00:31:16What'd you put in here?
00:31:18Oh, it's just this nut butter blend I made.
00:31:21Almond butter.
00:31:22Pine nut butter.
00:31:24Cashew butter.
00:31:28Are you okay?
00:31:29Do you say pine nuts?
00:31:31Yeah, why?
00:31:33Yeah, I'm allergic to tree nuts.
00:31:34You are?
00:31:35I had no idea.
00:31:36How's my face look?
00:31:37How's my face?
00:31:38Is it swollen up?
00:31:38Is it swollen up?
00:31:39No?
00:31:40Fine, but should we go to the hospital?
00:31:41Quick, quick, quick.
00:31:42My EpiPen.
00:31:42It's in here.
00:31:42It's in here.
00:31:44Come on, come on.
00:31:47I don't see it.
00:31:50Where is it?
00:31:53I'm just kidding.
00:31:54What?
00:31:55I had to get you back somehow for calling my sandwich.
00:31:57Crusty.
00:31:58Jerk.
00:32:03Evie?
00:32:05Yeah, Sam?
00:32:07I think I'll let you make the sandwiches from now on.
00:32:29Right here.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:31Good boy.
00:32:42Come on, Cooper.
00:32:45Hey.
00:32:49Hi.
00:32:53So how's your day going?
00:32:56Good.
00:33:01Oh, and, uh, what about yours?
00:33:05It's great.
00:33:12Well, I'm going to get Max some exercise.
00:33:16It was nice seeing you.
00:33:19Come on, Max.
00:33:20Thanks.
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24Yeah.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:28Come on, Eudor.
00:33:30Get together, man.
00:33:31You're blowing it.
00:33:41What?
00:33:42It's called a power pose.
00:33:44It's called a power pose.
00:33:44It gives you confidence.
00:33:47It works, okay?
00:33:50You're so judgmental.
00:33:54Okay.
00:33:55You got this.
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:01Hey, uh, so, um, sorry to bother you, just wanted to see if you have plans Friday night.
00:34:10And if maybe you'd be hungry.
00:34:13No plans.
00:34:15And, yeah, I'm sure I'll be hungry by then.
00:34:20Great.
00:34:22Um, would you like to go with me?
00:34:26To eat?
00:34:29Sure.
00:34:30Really?
00:34:31I mean, okay.
00:34:33Awesome.
00:34:43Hey, you.
00:34:45How was your day?
00:34:46I got away with speeding and several other misdemeanors, so, on the whole, I'm satisfied.
00:34:51What about yours?
00:34:53Mine was amazing.
00:34:54One of the worst days of my life.
00:34:57After two weeks of straight good days, I was ready for a change.
00:35:04Yeah, sounds like you were overdue.
00:35:07Anything interesting happen today?
00:35:10Define interesting.
00:35:13Interesting.
00:35:14Adjective.
00:35:15Arousing a feeling of interest.
00:35:20Smartass.
00:35:21Well, I did discover the secret of life.
00:35:24Really?
00:35:25Do tell.
00:35:27Tell you what.
00:35:28Ten bucks, and it's all yours.
00:35:32Ten dollars.
00:35:33Is that all?
00:35:37Well, if you knew the secret of life, you wouldn't think it was worth much either.
00:35:42In that case, maybe I shouldn't know.
00:35:44I'll just stick to thinking it's chocolate.
00:35:54Should we meet?
00:36:13You're not gonna make a sandwich?
00:36:15Not today.
00:36:16But you always pack a lunch.
00:36:21Well, there's this girl.
00:36:23There's a girl.
00:36:24There's a girl?
00:36:24It's not like that.
00:36:26She's just someone that's been coming to the park.
00:36:28You like her?
00:36:30I mean, I guess she's okay.
00:36:33Just okay?
00:36:34All right, fine.
00:36:37She's better than okay.
00:36:41But...
00:36:44But...
00:36:49But...
00:36:50But...
00:36:51But...
00:36:52She's not me.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56She's not.
00:36:57But...
00:37:00Sam...
00:37:04Maybe it's time.
00:37:42Do you mind if I sit here?
00:37:47Uh...
00:37:49I'm, uh...
00:37:50I'm trying to make that woman over there jealous.
00:37:56That homeless woman sleeping?
00:37:59Is she homeless?
00:38:02Uh...
00:38:02Why on earth would you want to make her jealous?
00:38:06Uh...
00:38:07She's actually my ex.
00:38:09Your ex?
00:38:11Yes.
00:38:13Since we broke up, life has not been easy for her.
00:38:15No, I'd say not.
00:38:20So what shall we talk about?
00:38:22Talk about?
00:38:24As in a conversation?
00:38:26I don't know about all that.
00:38:27I'm not even sure about you sitting here.
00:38:30Certainly wouldn't want to end up like your ex.
00:38:32I certainly wouldn't want that either.
00:38:36The name's Finn, by the way.
00:38:38Penelope.
00:38:39Penelope.
00:38:41It's a nice name.
00:38:42It suits you.
00:38:44Well, Finn.
00:38:45It was lovely meeting you.
00:38:47You're leaving already?
00:38:48Yes.
00:38:50Oh.
00:38:53Uh...
00:38:53Would you hold this for me?
00:38:55Uh...
00:38:56While I walk with you?
00:39:00Come on, then.
00:39:19Sam!
00:39:21Sam!
00:39:24I made sandwiches again.
00:39:28I don't think I can do this anymore.
00:39:31Well, you don't have to eat it.
00:39:32We can just sit.
00:39:34No, it's not the sandwiches.
00:39:36I'm talking about this.
00:39:38I can't do this.
00:39:39What exactly is this?
00:39:41This.
00:39:42You and me sitting together every day like we're...
00:39:46Like we're what?
00:39:48What?
00:39:48Like we're friends.
00:39:50And we both know, you and me, we can't be friends.
00:39:56Why not?
00:39:57Because eventually it's going to lead to something more.
00:39:59I see.
00:40:00So you're afraid that this might lead to more and you don't want to take that chance?
00:40:07Am I so bad?
00:40:12You know what?
00:40:13I was just trying to be nice.
00:40:15So...
00:40:16Whatever, Sam.
00:40:16I'll leave you alone.
00:40:19Evie.
00:40:26So, you live in London.
00:40:28You fly home tomorrow.
00:40:29And you're just telling me this.
00:40:31When would I have told you?
00:40:33We only just met.
00:40:34Just my luck.
00:40:35I meet this girl.
00:40:36We have this connection.
00:40:37And she's leaving.
00:40:38Connection?
00:40:41Yeah.
00:40:43Wait.
00:40:44You're telling me you don't feel it?
00:40:47Like on a scale of one to ten, what would you say?
00:40:51I'm guessing by your face, a three?
00:40:56Okay.
00:40:57Not what I was expecting.
00:41:00A two.
00:41:04Really?
00:41:05A one.
00:41:06A one out of ten.
00:41:10A zero.
00:41:14Thank you for leaning in while you said that.
00:41:16I could feel the cold breeze coming off your icy heart.
00:41:21You know, the problem with you leaving is that today's laundry day.
00:41:25All my outfits are clean.
00:41:27We have a day tomorrow.
00:41:28A lot of possibilities.
00:41:31So, what all have you done since you've been here?
00:41:35Mainly just studying.
00:41:37Studying?
00:41:37Yes.
00:41:38I'm here on student visa.
00:41:40You've been here for like three months, and all you've been doing is studying.
00:41:43Yes.
00:41:44I've been proper busy with exams and schoolwork, I'll have you know.
00:41:47Something I'm sure you know little love.
00:41:51No.
00:41:53We have to change that right now.
00:41:56Come on.
00:41:57Where are we going?
00:41:59You'll see.
00:42:02Trust me.
00:42:03And the best.
00:42:17On the plane?
00:42:23You're welcome.
00:42:23Well I'm still waiting to have a close last time.
00:42:24I'm still waiting for you to go.
00:42:26So, Mr. Rogers will try and get it out of the way.
00:42:27I am waiting for you to have a moment to stop this.
00:42:27I can't wait for you, but this is the last time.
00:42:32I'm waiting for you.
00:42:33in rice soup. Did you say seafood? Yeah, why? Actually, can I get my menu back? I'm allergic
00:42:47to fish. I can come back. I'll have the lemon chicken rice soup.
00:43:28How's your soup? It's good.
00:43:37Very, uh, lemony. Plus there's rice. Rice is good when you're really hungry and want a thousand
00:43:45of something.
00:44:02Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:44:11Get together, man.
00:44:38It's Bailey. Uh, talk to me.
00:44:42Fuck. Nerdy to me. What is the ugliest vegetable?
00:44:49Um, I don't think there's such thing as an ugly vegetable. But if I had to choose, I'd
00:44:55say kale. On principle. Because kale. You're telling me. Ever since kale, I've had a soup
00:45:02with the lights on. And although not ugly, I don't much like onions either.
00:45:09Onions? Why? They make me sad. And not a lot of people seem to realize that.
00:45:14Any other vegetables I should know about? Nope. Just the two.
00:45:23So, uh, Bailey. Maybe you can help me with this. At what age should I tell Cooper he's adopted?
00:45:34That's a tough one. If you told him now, how do you think he would take it?
00:45:40Well, if he takes it as well as when I tell him, in a minute, then good.
00:45:45In a minute? Yeah. You know, in a minute. Like, like when he's begging for something and
00:45:52I say, in a minute, Cooper. What I really mean is, please forget. And he does. Every time.
00:45:58You, uh, you don't do that with men's. Sometimes. I found it also works on small children.
00:46:19This is me. I had fun today. You're quite the tall guide. Right?
00:46:26Subtract the survival skills, historical significance, and boobs. I'm basically Sacagawea.
00:46:39What's the matter?
00:46:42Am I ever gonna see you again?
00:46:47Finn.
00:46:50I'm sorry. I'm ruining the night, and I don't mean to.
00:46:54Give me a phone.
00:47:05There. Now you have my number. If you have been London, call me.
00:47:11So, are you gonna kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
00:47:21Good night, Penelope.
00:47:24Good night, Penelope.
00:47:25And you're gonna kiss me.
00:47:32Seriously though. Call me.
00:47:35I will.
00:47:37You better.
00:47:38I will.
00:48:06I had fun tonight.
00:48:07Tonight was fun, wasn't it?
00:48:14Oh, sorry.
00:48:25What was that?
00:48:37You're afraid of cats?
00:48:38Cats?
00:48:41Oh, look at that.
00:48:44Totally non-threatening house cat.
00:48:47Well, I'm going to get it going.
00:48:52Call you later?
00:48:53Yeah, I'd like that.
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:56Bye.
00:48:57Bye.
00:49:09Austin, get your finger out of your nose.
00:49:12No, don't eat it.
00:49:15I can't deal with this kid today.
00:49:21Hey, have you seen a bottle of pills in your kitchen?
00:49:24Pills?
00:49:25Yeah, I hid them there so that your uncle wouldn't find them.
00:49:28No, wait a minute.
00:49:29I know where they're at.
00:49:29I hid them in Austin's room.
00:49:32What?
00:49:34I'm joking.
00:49:36Relax.
00:49:38Okay, fine, they're in there.
00:49:40But come on, we're talking Austin here.
00:49:42You think he can open up a pill bottle with that safety thing on it?
00:49:45That kid can't even open up a book.
00:49:53I kissed him.
00:49:55Who were we talking about exactly?
00:49:58Jace.
00:49:58I met him on Jessica's birthday.
00:50:01And then we ended up starting the whole day together, and I kissed him.
00:50:05Is he cute?
00:50:06Did you tell Owen?
00:50:08Yes, he's cute.
00:50:10And I was going to tell Owen, but he never listens to me.
00:50:15Ever.
00:50:16So what would even be the point?
00:50:20I don't know.
00:50:22I just feel so alone when I'm with Owen.
00:50:25But Jace...
00:50:28He makes me feel wanted.
00:50:30Listen, I wasn't going to tell you this because I know how much you like Owen.
00:50:33But maybe it's time you let that frog hop on back to the swamp.
00:50:37But I love him.
00:50:39And I don't want to hurt him.
00:50:41Well, something's got to change.
00:50:43Unless you want to be miserable forever.
00:50:51We've been talking for a few weeks. How is that too soon?
00:50:54You don't even know what he looks like.
00:50:56I mean, what if he turns out to be a total creep?
00:50:58Well, if he does, I'll have you to think.
00:51:00Me?
00:51:01Yes, you. You were the one that told me to sign up.
00:51:04Well, I didn't think you were going to go and fall in love.
00:51:07Please, I'm not in love. We just barely met.
00:51:09Summer, I know you. And I know when you're in love.
00:51:13Obviously not, because I'm not in love.
00:51:15If you say so.
00:51:16I'm not.
00:51:17What?
00:51:19Okay, well call me after your date tomorrow. So I know you're safe.
00:51:23Okay, mom.
00:51:24I'm being serious. If I don't hear from you, I'll call the cops.
00:51:28You know I will.
00:51:30I'll call.
00:51:31You better.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:33Love you. Bye.
00:51:35Bye.
00:51:38Love.
00:51:50You actually signed up for it?
00:51:52What do you mean you actually signed up? You told me to.
00:51:56Yeah, but I didn't think you'd do it.
00:51:59Yeah, well, I did. And I met one person.
00:52:05That's it? Only one? I thought you don't use photos. Did you describe yourself in the bio?
00:52:12Ha. Funny. I don't think a lot of people use it.
00:52:17It's the city. Of course a lot of people use it.
00:52:20Fine. Millions of people use it and I have one match. You happy?
00:52:25Remind me again of all of the triumphs you've had in your dating life.
00:52:30Ouch.
00:52:32Well, how is she?
00:52:35I like her.
00:52:37Yeah?
00:52:38Yeah, I really do.
00:52:42She's smart and she's a bit of a smartass.
00:52:46Do you know what she looks like?
00:52:50No idea.
00:52:51What are you gonna do if you're being catfished?
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55What? It could happen.
00:52:57Yeah, I know. I said that to you when you told me to sign up.
00:53:01You did?
00:53:02Yeah, and you blew it off like it was a joke.
00:53:05Well, I'm sure she looks fine.
00:53:10But have her send a photo just in case.
00:53:13There's no point.
00:53:15I'm meeting her in person tomorrow.
00:53:18Nice.
00:53:19Can I come with?
00:53:21What?
00:53:21In case she's not what you expected.
00:53:28Fine.
00:53:37What's wrong?
00:53:41Nothing.
00:53:43Sam, I know you.
00:53:46It's just...
00:53:48It's just...
00:53:51I don't know.
00:53:54Sam, tell me.
00:53:59I don't wanna lose you.
00:54:01You're not gonna lose me.
00:54:03No?
00:54:05How would I not?
00:54:08Don't you get it?
00:54:10You live here.
00:54:12In my heart.
00:54:14Willow, all of this is yours.
00:54:17And if I let anyone else in, it'd be like...
00:54:21Like I'm replacing you.
00:54:24And I can't do that to you.
00:54:26I can't.
00:54:27I love you too much.
00:54:31Sam, I'll always be with you.
00:54:34Yeah.
00:54:36What do you know?
00:54:39You're not even real.
00:54:58You're not even real.
00:54:58So, what are we looking for?
00:55:01Female.
00:55:02Late 20s.
00:55:04Sitting alone in a red dress.
00:55:06Oh.
00:55:07Do you think that's her?
00:55:11What is your deal, man?
00:55:13Remember that terrible date I told you about?
00:55:16The Tinder one?
00:55:16Remember that only your Tinder date's terrible.
00:55:18The most recent one?
00:55:20Oh, yeah. I remember.
00:55:22That's the girl.
00:55:24What?
00:55:25No way.
00:55:27Oh, she's cute.
00:55:29You think that's her blind date?
00:55:31Did you see anyone else sitting alone in a red dress?
00:55:34Nope.
00:55:35Just her.
00:55:37Maybe she's running late. Message her.
00:55:44Sent.
00:55:45What?
00:55:45Is she checking her phone?
00:55:47Oh, yeah.
00:55:48But I think she's messaging you back.
00:55:51What did she say?
00:55:53It's her.
00:55:55Oh, man.
00:55:57What are you gonna do?
00:56:05Sent.
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:08Wait.
00:56:09What?
00:56:13You're going to hate me.
00:56:15Something came up and I can't make it.
00:56:18Rain check?
00:56:35Owen.
00:56:38Owen.
00:56:39What?
00:56:40Hey, what are you doing?
00:56:41You're always on this damn phone.
00:56:44You never give me any attention anymore and I'm tired of it.
00:56:46You're exaggerating.
00:56:47I'm not always on it.
00:56:48Yes, you are.
00:56:51I want you to choose.
00:56:53Either this phone or me.
00:56:56That's ridiculous.
00:56:57What?
00:56:58I'm not going to choose.
00:56:59What is this about?
00:57:01What, is this because we don't go out?
00:57:02Fine, we'll go out.
00:57:04I said choose.
00:57:05And I said I'm not going to.
00:57:07Now give me back my damn phone.
00:57:10You're acting crazy right now.
00:57:14Fine.
00:57:15You want me to choose?
00:57:17Alright.
00:57:18I choose you.
00:57:20Now can I have my phone?
00:57:23I'll put it away.
00:57:25I need it for work.
00:57:42I thought you said you were only visiting.
00:57:45Why are you selling all your stuff?
00:57:47I am, but I kind of need money to get there and back.
00:57:50Unless you want to let me borrow some.
00:57:52Absolutely not.
00:57:54Do mom and dad know that you're going to London?
00:57:56Lily, please. I'm an adult.
00:57:59They don't have to know.
00:58:00On the outside.
00:58:02Technically, yes.
00:58:03You're an adult.
00:58:05But up here, we're talking preschool.
00:58:11Is that car for sale?
00:58:16No.
00:58:19I gave you three grand for it.
00:58:21No, man. I'm still making payments on it.
00:58:23I got cash.
00:58:25Sold.
00:58:27Case in point.
00:58:29Shut up.
00:58:32Ugh.
00:58:33Uh-uh.
00:58:35This place is a disaster.
00:58:42Nasty summer.
00:58:44Whatever.
00:58:45You need to forget about this guy.
00:58:47How long has it been since you last spoke?
00:58:50A week.
00:58:51A week and no response. It is time to move on.
00:58:54He's obviously not interested.
00:58:55Maybe something happened to him.
00:58:57Yeah.
00:58:58Or maybe he came to the restaurant and saw.
00:59:04Saw what?
00:59:06Go on. Say what you're going to say.
00:59:09Maybe he saw you and you're not his type.
00:59:12I don't like seeing you like this.
00:59:15Summer, you need to forget about this guy.
00:59:17It is for your own good.
00:59:20I'm going to go ahead.
00:59:23Can we slow down?
00:59:27Oh.
00:59:30Oh.
00:59:31Oh.
00:59:32What's your deal today?
00:59:33Nothing.
00:59:35No?
00:59:35Why are you trying to give me a heart attack?
00:59:39It's that girl, isn't it?
00:59:41Can we talk about something else?
00:59:43Like, maybe, how are you so out of shape?
00:59:45No, no, no. Don't turn this around on me.
00:59:48Have you messaged her since the restaurant?
00:59:50Drop it.
00:59:51You haven't, have you?
00:59:53I said drop it, okay?
00:59:56I thought you liked her.
00:59:59Message her and say what?
01:00:00Like, hey, I know we clicked on here,
01:00:02but remember that one-night stand you had a few weeks ago
01:00:05and the guy wanted to leave because he had work in the morning
01:00:08and then you totally lost your shit?
01:00:11Well, that guy was me, Calvin.
01:00:13I wouldn't send that exact message, but...
01:00:16I'm not messaging her.
01:00:17I thought we were resting.
01:00:20The silicone in her breast implants are what killed her.
01:00:24Looks like those party boobs...
01:00:28were party foul.
01:00:36Quick, quick!
01:00:37Romance movie or horror?
01:00:39Romance or horror?
01:00:41Um...
01:00:42Romance.
01:00:43Ha ha.
01:00:44Modern or classic?
01:00:45Modern or classic?
01:00:47Classic, of course.
01:00:49Pizza or burgers?
01:00:51Quick!
01:00:54Mmm...
01:00:54Pizza.
01:00:56Thanks.
01:01:06Are you gonna tell me what that was all about?
01:01:08Dinner and a movie.
01:01:10Your place.
01:01:11Tomorrow I ate.
01:01:12You in or are you out?
01:01:17Smiley face.
01:01:19I'm in.
01:01:46I'm ready.
01:01:47Let's go.
01:01:49Not tonight.
01:01:51I'm tired.
01:01:51Really?
01:01:52You said we were going out, Owen.
01:01:54I got all ready and everything again.
01:01:57And we will.
01:01:58Just not tonight, Nicole.
01:02:00And what about your phone?
01:02:01What about it?
01:02:02You said you stay off it.
01:02:04I really just want to relax right now.
01:02:06Can we talk about this later?
01:02:43So, what do you think?
01:02:45Should we move in?
01:02:47Sam, what are you up to?
01:02:49I'm just asking if we should move in.
01:02:53Because...
01:02:53It's kind of ours.
01:02:55You did it.
01:02:56Get over here.
01:02:58I can't believe you bought a house without me.
01:03:01You're more lucky I like it.
01:03:02I love it.
01:03:07Sam.
01:03:08Yeah.
01:03:09Something doesn't feel right.
01:03:11Willow.
01:03:12What's wrong?
01:03:13Willow.
01:03:14Willow.
01:03:14Willow.
01:03:15Hey.
01:03:16Willow.
01:03:18Willow.
01:03:18Come on.
01:03:19Wake up.
01:03:19Wake up.
01:03:19Wake up.
01:03:20Willow.
01:03:21Come on.
01:03:23Come on.
01:03:24Come on.
01:03:39Come on.
01:04:00Hey Sam.
01:04:02Remember this photo?
01:04:03Our first date.
01:04:05That was a good day.
01:04:07I want you to always remember me like that.
01:04:10Not like this.
01:04:12Got it?
01:04:14I said, do you got it?
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:17I got it.
01:04:18Now this next request isn't going to be easy.
01:04:22But you're gonna have to do it.
01:04:23No matter how much you don't want to.
01:04:26For me.
01:04:28I need you to let yourself fall in love again.
01:04:31You're the love of my life.
01:04:33And I can't let you spend the rest of your life heartbroken.
01:04:45Sam.
01:04:50I will always cherish the time we had together.
01:04:54But it's time for the next chapter of your story.
01:04:58So until we meet again one day.
01:05:01I love you.
01:05:05Try to stay out of trouble.
01:05:14I love you too.
01:05:17I love you too.
01:05:20I love you too.
01:05:29Go out.
01:05:37Owen.
01:05:39Hey, where's my coffee?
01:05:40I've got to go soon.
01:05:45Owen.
01:05:48What?
01:05:53I think we need a break.
01:05:57Did you hear me?
01:06:00I said I think we need a break.
01:06:04Owen.
01:06:04Yeah, whatever you say.
01:06:06I'm gonna be late.
01:06:09I'll see you later.
01:06:29Hey stranger, just wanted to say that I know what happened and I understand.
01:06:32You came to the restaurant, you didn't like what you saw and left.
01:06:35I get it, I probably would have done the same and I'm not mad.
01:06:48If you're trying to say I saw you and I think you're ugly, you couldn't be more wrong.
01:06:52It's you that would be disappointed.
01:06:59Excuse me, I'll be the judge of whether or not I'm disappointed.
01:07:03And you still owe me a rain check, remember?
01:07:06Yes, I remember.
01:07:08Your place in an hour?
01:07:11But you don't know where I live.
01:07:13Oh, yeah.
01:07:15I guess I'll just have to knock on every door in the city.
01:07:17This could take a while.
01:07:19Maybe make it two hours?
01:07:22Or to make it easy, we could just meet at the park.
01:07:24The one on Jefferson?
01:07:28Okay, I'll message you when I get there.
01:07:30Oh, and if you turn out to be a creepy stalker, I have pepper spray.
01:07:38Thanks for the warning.
01:07:39I'll make sure to catch you off guard.
01:07:42See you soon.
01:07:49You're getting on that plane.
01:07:51No, Dick.
01:07:52I don't want to go.
01:07:54What about last night?
01:07:56Last night you were all dolled up in that push-up contraption that makes your A's look like C's.
01:08:00I was goofy on Giggle Juice.
01:08:02Would have said damn near anything to play the horizontal polo.
01:08:05You're just saying that because you want me to go.
01:08:07I'm saying it because it's true.
01:08:10Deep down inside we both know you belong on that plane with that other guy.
01:08:13Whatever his name is.
01:08:15If you'd stay, it won't end well.
01:08:17We'll end up married.
01:08:18Children.
01:08:19Hating each other.
01:08:21You'll get fat and I'll end up cheating on you three times a week.
01:08:24I don't believe you.
01:08:25Just believe that if you don't get on that plane, you're going to regret it.
01:08:29No!
01:08:29Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day when you're washing my clothes and you find women's panties balled
01:08:35up in my pocket.
01:08:36And for the rest of your life.
01:08:38But I said that I would never leave you.
01:08:40Dammit, woman.
01:08:41Can't you see that our problems won't amount to a hill of garbanzo beans in this crazy world?
01:08:48Now, now.
01:08:50Here's looking at you, kid.
01:09:08Thanks.
01:09:15You know, when I said classic, I was thinking a little less classic.
01:09:21How less?
01:09:23Early 2000s, maybe late 90s.
01:09:26I'm offended.
01:09:27You call those classics?
01:09:29Yes.
01:09:31Millennials.
01:09:33Aren't you a millennial, too?
01:09:38Am I?
01:09:41You're right.
01:09:42I am.
01:09:44Quick.
01:09:45I need a distraction.
01:09:47Do you want to see a magic trick?
01:09:49Sure.
01:09:50Here, give me your hands.
01:10:01Isn't this magical?
01:10:28Maybe we should go to my room.
01:10:30What?
01:10:31Really?
01:10:35Yeah.
01:10:36Yeah.
01:10:37Yeah.
01:10:38Okay.
01:10:39Let's go.
01:10:44I'll help here.
01:11:07I'll help here.
01:11:10And I'm actually meeting someone, so.
01:11:13I know.
01:11:15You know?
01:11:17Yes.
01:11:19I'm the one you're meeting.
01:11:26I'm sorry about the other day at the restaurant.
01:11:29I was there.
01:11:31But when I realized it was you,
01:11:35you looked beautiful, by the way.
01:11:41I, I, I, I just knew you'd be let down.
01:11:46So I left.
01:11:50I'm sorry.
01:11:51This was stupid.
01:11:53It's just that you, you said I didn't like what I saw.
01:11:59And I wanted you to know that I did.
01:12:02I really liked what I saw.
01:12:11Goodbye, Summer.
01:12:14I hope I didn't ruin your night.
01:12:22Hey, you were wrong.
01:12:30About?
01:12:32Me being disappointed.
01:13:13Oh, and I've been so lonely.
01:13:15for so long we haven't had a real conversation in ages and i can't even remember the last time
01:13:20you looked at me when i talked to you i hope you find happiness maybe you already have your phone
01:13:27seems to make you smile more than i ever did but it can't be with me not anymore i hope
01:13:32you understand
01:13:34and know that i will always love you
01:13:41nicole
01:14:13nicole
01:14:15nicole
01:14:25just give me one sec
01:15:14nicole
01:15:15nicole
01:15:44nicole
01:16:07nicole
01:16:08nicole
01:16:14nicole
01:16:16nicole
01:16:18nicole
01:16:19nicole
01:16:20nicole
01:16:23nicole
01:16:23nicole
01:16:23nicole
01:16:43nicole
01:16:57Look, I'm sorry about the other day.
01:17:05My wife passed away a couple years ago.
01:17:11And ever since then,
01:17:16well, it hasn't been easy.
01:17:20And when you came around,
01:17:23I wasn't ready.
01:17:29But I am now.
01:17:36I'm sorry, Sam.
01:17:38Yeah.
01:17:44That's okay.
01:17:45I packed lunch today.
01:17:46Yeah, and we both had the lunch you packed.
01:17:48It was good.
01:17:54It's okay.
01:17:54Let's go.
01:18:25I got you these.
01:18:27They're lovely.
01:18:29I was afraid you wouldn't call.
01:18:32Please.
01:18:33In the words of the late Marvin Gaye, and four years later by Diana Ross,
01:18:37there ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low to keep me from you.
01:18:43I'm just glad you answered, and you're still single.
01:18:46On the plane I realized I probably should have told you I was coming.
01:18:51You are still single, right?
01:18:54Finn, it's only been a week.
01:18:56I? No.
01:18:57Have you not seen yourself?
01:18:59I don't remember my dreams, but I assume you've been in all of them since we met.
01:19:05Would you stop talking and kiss me already?
01:19:07I don't believe it.
01:19:09Okay.
01:19:09Bye.
01:19:10Bye.
01:19:15Bye.
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