00:05Damn it, Ada. Die quicker if you must.
00:08Even as my wife don't mess things up for me again.
00:12If you wouldn't have forced your way in back then,
00:15I wouldn't have lost the person I love most.
00:22Every breath you take makes me stand you less.
00:26Love that one.
00:27Do you understand?
00:35That nightmare again?
00:39It's terminal liver cancer.
00:41You have one month at most.
00:44There's nothing we can do now but offer medication for pain relief.
00:49Ada!
00:50You should be resting.
00:52Where are you going?
00:54Home.
01:03Are you finally going to fuck me?
01:18Moan.
01:18What?
01:19I said, moan for me now.
01:24Oh.
01:26Oh.
01:28Oh.
01:33Oh.
01:38Honey, you're home.
01:41Doesn't Priscilla look sexy in your silk slip?
01:43It's just so much better than when you wear it.
01:50Put your clothes on.
01:51We need to talk.
01:53Come on, Ada.
01:55You've caught me cheating on you like 99 times.
01:57I mean, what left is there to talk about?
01:59Divorce.
02:01What?
02:03I said, I want a divorce.
02:11Ada?
02:12What's this about divorce all of a sudden?
02:14I thought you were determined to fight to the bitter end.
02:16I'm done fighting.
02:18You win.
02:19Just like you wanted, I finally regret marrying you.
02:30Is it true the groom sent a car for a cut out of himself to the wedding instead of showing
02:34up?
02:34Everyone knows Frank never liked Ada, even when they were kids.
02:38He swore he would rather die than marry her.
02:41But the families are forcing the marriage, so he has no choice.
02:45Poor Frank.
02:46Well, this wedding just turned into a one-woman show.
02:49Maybe she should just say her vows to the cardboard.
02:54I'm getting married today.
02:55This Frank will have to do.
02:56Let's begin.
02:57Okay.
02:58Miss Ada Smith, do you take Frank Ashford to be your lawful wedded husband?
03:04I-
03:04Let me go!
03:10Ada?
03:11Are you seriously trying to marry a cardboard cut out of me?
03:15I'm not dead.
03:16Didn't you say you'd rather die than marry me?
03:18Since you didn't show up, I figure you'd die.
03:21You-
03:21Please, please, please.
03:22Can you get the rings for the bride and groom to exchange?
03:24Thank you very much.
03:28Get this over with.
03:37Our parents dragged us into this, but Ada, let me tell you, I will never fall for you.
03:44I will make you regret marrying me.
03:46Oh, then you've underestimated me, Frank.
03:49After all, I've loved you for years, Frank.
03:52Marrying you is the only wish in my life.
03:57I prepared the divorce agreement.
03:59Sign it.
04:03Are you playing a trick on me?
04:04What's your angle?
04:05You're planning on taking every penny?
04:07I don't want anything from you.
04:09I just want out of this marriage.
04:11Are you serious?
04:13You're not planning on making a scene in front of my father right after I sign, are you?
04:17Dead serious.
04:19No drama for me, not this time.
04:22Fine.
04:23Divorce it is.
04:24You know, it'll be calming for the both of us.
04:33Let's go to the courthouse right now and get the papers finalized.
04:36I can't wait another day.
04:42Does it have to be today?
04:43What?
04:44Getting cold feet already?
04:50What's going on?
04:53Oh, Frank.
04:54She really can't take a hint, can she?
04:56You wanted a divorce, so why are you still here?
04:59It's embarrassing.
05:20Take the trash out, will you?
05:23This one stinks.
05:24You pulled way hotter, girls.
05:26You?
05:28Frank, look at her.
05:31You heard my wife.
05:32Get out.
05:49Let's go to the courthouse.
05:55How did she change so suddenly?
06:03Finally getting a divorce.
06:05You really do hate me.
06:07You didn't even bother to say goodbye.
06:12Ada finally agreed to the divorce.
06:14Congratulations, Frank.
06:16Once the cooling off period is over, you're officially back on the market.
06:20Freedom unlocked.
06:21Thought Ada was always against divorce.
06:23What made her finally agree?
06:24What if she's messing with you?
06:26What do you teach she refuses to finalize the divorce after the 30-day waiting period?
06:32Ada!
06:33You're not messing with me, are you?
06:36Once the waiting period is over, you'll really sign the papers.
06:41So what if I am?
06:42What are you going to do about it?
06:44You.
06:46Really?
06:56Frank.
07:01Save your little games.
07:03Okay, I'm warning you.
07:11Crying.
07:12You know, you're such a little child.
07:14I'm not messing with you this time, but I do have one request.
07:19Yeah, I knew it.
07:20Go on, what is it?
07:22I want you to do ten things with me.
07:24When they're done and once the waiting period ends, I'll sign the divorce papers.
07:28What?
07:29No drama.
07:31No second thoughts, I'll disappear from your life forever.
07:34Let me be selfish one last time.
07:36Before you wipe me out of your life for good,
07:38let me feel your love again.
07:41Just once.
07:42Well, I still can.
07:44Ten is too many.
07:46The most I'll do is five.
07:50Fine.
07:57What's the first one?
07:58So eager to get rid of me.
08:00But then again,
08:01you've only ever hated me.
08:04Be my date to the charity auction tonight.
08:06That's it?
08:07Don't lie to me.
08:11Don't lie to me.
08:14Maybe this is for the best.
08:16Some things just aren't meant to last.
08:41You look like shit.
08:42You're trying a new diet or something because I don't think it's working.
08:49Wait, if I'm nice to her,
08:51maybe she'll be happy with me and let me off doing just two or three things instead of five.
08:59Come on, it's not like we've never held hands before.
09:02We even used to share a bed.
09:03Why are you acting shy now?
09:06Hey, isn't that Mr. Ashford and his wife?
09:08I've never seen them act that affectionate before.
09:10No, I thought they were getting a divorce.
09:12Maybe the rumors were wrong.
09:13No, they look happy together.
09:17This is the first time he's ever taken my hand in public.
09:21Coming up next is one of the most anticipated lots of the evening.
09:26An early work by the mysterious artist Ria during her studies in France.
09:31This piece was once acquired by a collector for a very minimum price.
09:40Since Ria's rights to fame, this has become a rare and valuable treasure.
09:54Your art is incredible.
09:57I really mean that.
09:59Please, don't ever stop painting.
10:06Bidding will open at $30,000.
10:09Do I have $30,000?
10:10Thank you, ma'am.
10:11Do I hear $40,000?
10:12$50,000?
10:13Do I hear $50,000?
10:14Thank you, Mr. Ashford.
10:15$50,000.
10:16Mr. Ashford's bidding too.
10:18Is he competing against his own wife?
10:19Competing?
10:20No, he's bidding for her.
10:22He really loves her, it seems.
10:25$100,000.
10:26That is too much.
10:27There's no way that painting is worth it.
10:32$500,000.
10:35Mr. Ashford is the last of a dying breed.
10:38Rich, handsome, and completely in love with his wife.
10:41So much for marital discord.
10:42He obviously loves Ada.
10:44Sold to Mr. Ashford for $500,000.
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