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Baby, Please! Don't Come Home Christmas
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it.
00:00:20You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24This is finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it?
00:00:44I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:46Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:10Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:18Three more shots down here, please.
00:01:21Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:26What?
00:01:27You lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:30Oh, my God.
00:01:32It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:47Hey, that's mine.
00:01:49My ex-husband.
00:01:51Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:54I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:10Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:19What?
00:02:20Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:21No time to play, Zbignos.
00:02:23I want my money!
00:02:25What?
00:02:26What money?
00:02:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:32That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're just giving back...
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to...
00:02:51Oh, my God!
00:02:52My nose!
00:02:52You broke my nose!
00:02:53You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:13He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:22God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:27You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:37He's review what you do tomm things before we get back.
00:03:40You know, you saw me just coming back.
00:03:40He doesn't realize what the almighty almightyères used to do to do, because I'm wouldn't like anything anymore before we
00:03:40get back.
00:03:40Oh, my God!
00:03:43Oh, my God!
00:03:51Yeah, man!
00:03:59I want to wrestle with somebody else.
00:04:11So, I finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:27Oh my god.
00:04:30This isn't real.
00:05:02Oh no!
00:05:03Holly!
00:05:04I'm gonna be late!
00:05:10Winter Taylor?
00:05:13Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:19And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:22Shit.
00:05:31This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:39Blue, sir.
00:05:50That's rude.
00:05:52And who is that girl?
00:05:55Smells like...
00:05:56pine.
00:06:00How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:10Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me.
00:06:13Steals my property.
00:06:14She'll pay for this.
00:06:21I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24The mass is starting.
00:06:25Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:27I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:31Also, your mother called.
00:06:33She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:35No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:39Make up an excuse.
00:06:41As you wish.
00:06:53Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:58I don't know.
00:06:59What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:10Spank me.
00:07:12Harder.
00:07:14Do it.
00:07:16I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:19Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:29Look, I need your help.
00:07:30Yes, Mayor.
00:07:31What is it?
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36The money men.
00:07:38The high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:47It's in.
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:52Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:17Oh my god.
00:08:19It's him.
00:08:29Oh my god.
00:08:31It's him.
00:08:36I mean...
00:08:38Mr. Mandarin, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:45Hmm.
00:08:48I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:59You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:04What's your name?
00:09:05He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper.
00:09:09Piper White.
00:09:11Wes Mandrake.
00:09:13I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:17Hmm.
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name calling.
00:09:22Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:25What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:29If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:31Of course.
00:09:32Mr. Mandrake.
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:33Right this way.
00:09:38Mr. Mandrake.
00:09:42What is wrong with you two?
00:09:44He can't sell mayor.
00:09:45He'll ruin our town.
00:09:46This is not happening.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48That's enough.
00:09:50Either one of you could blow this deal.
00:09:51You're going to regret it.
00:09:52You hear me?
00:10:08Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandrake?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:19Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:23Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:27I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:30I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33Well, sir.
00:10:34Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37You know, Piper.
00:10:38Well.
00:10:39She's Piper.
00:10:40No.
00:10:41I want her.
00:10:44Very well, sir.
00:10:46I'll let her know.
00:10:52She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:10:59A lot has changed.
00:11:01No way.
00:11:02I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper, I loved your parents,
00:11:09and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:11But you listen close.
00:11:13If you don't do this,
00:11:14you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:16You can't be serious.
00:11:18I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:24Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:29I'm getting the word out.
00:11:31We need to save our town.
00:11:40Fuck!
00:11:42In five years,
00:11:43he never once came to see me.
00:11:45Now he's here, one day,
00:11:46and he's already destroying my life.
00:11:59Pine.
00:12:00She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:15You know, if you're going to be up that high,
00:12:20you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:24That'd be great.
00:12:46Sir?
00:12:47Winter Taylor just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:50She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:57Great.
00:13:18Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:25You were like,
00:13:27I'm sorry.
00:13:41You're like,
00:13:44You're like,
00:13:46you're about to touch her at home.
00:13:46you're about to find your dog.
00:13:50I know this guy.
00:13:51You're about to have to find her.
00:13:52I know this guy around,
00:13:53It's already a bit of a bridge.
00:13:53You're about to be here.
00:13:55Let's kill us!
00:14:36Damn it, Dakota! I told you not at work!
00:14:40Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:44That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:50You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey Billy, this is a stat.
00:15:00No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Oh, fuck, yes, I do, but...
00:15:06God, this isn't happening.
00:15:07He can't just blow it back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:25What is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:29Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:31No, we're behind me.
00:15:34Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:36Well, you can always stay at your mother's center.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:43I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:46Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:50And, uh, what room will I be staying in?
00:15:55Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so...
00:16:00Have fun, boys!
00:16:29Miss?
00:16:31Jesus Christ!
00:16:34Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:50You ring?
00:16:51Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:05Oh, my God.
00:17:06Next time, no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:19Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:21It's your family's land.
00:17:24How do you know that?
00:17:26Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34Get the...
00:17:36Hot.
00:17:36Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:37Oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, I'm...
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:42Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:46Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:55All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's...
00:17:58That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:02It's really hot already, so...
00:18:04It's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:12Um...
00:18:14Last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:20I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:30Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:33Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:34Okay.
00:18:34Uh...
00:18:35Who are the other gifts for?
00:18:37Uh...
00:18:38What does it matter?
00:18:40Just...
00:18:40I need them.
00:18:41Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:45Um...
00:18:46Just...
00:18:48Uh...
00:18:49I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:50Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:01Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:04If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:10No.
00:19:12Mr. Andrick, we haven't met.
00:19:18Oh, here, here.
00:19:19Just, um...
00:19:21Why don't you take this and, um...
00:19:24Just leave him on my desk.
00:19:36Sir, uh...
00:19:37The dealer's here.
00:19:39Great.
00:19:40That's good.
00:19:41Just, um...
00:19:43You know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five.
00:19:46The situation going here.
00:19:48Sure thing.
00:20:17What the hell are these?
00:20:21Is...
00:20:21Is this a joke?
00:20:23I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but...
00:20:26I am a medical doctor, after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and...
00:20:34The red one is...
00:20:35Romantic.
00:20:36Hm.
00:20:37Alright.
00:20:40Set these aside for my mother in winter.
00:20:46Wait.
00:20:47Then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:51This one.
00:20:53Is it romantic enough?
00:20:55I mean, it's for someone very special.
00:20:57Yes, it's special.
00:20:58I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen.
00:21:03Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:06A date?
00:21:15Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just...
00:21:21I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls.
00:21:24I haven't been back here in a long time.
00:21:26Don't I know it.
00:21:28Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:32Uh, actually...
00:21:34I was being nice.
00:21:36You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Take me up to eight.
00:21:41And smile.
00:21:51No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53No.
00:21:53You gave me a look.
00:21:54No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:57Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:58What?
00:22:01Nothing.
00:22:16Uh, Mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:40My married name?
00:22:42No!
00:22:45No!
00:22:48No!
00:23:01This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:03It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:06Yeah, I feel like I might catch something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace. I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:31Hell.
00:23:33What is this place?
00:23:35Truckers.
00:23:36Seedy bunch.
00:23:37I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom,
00:23:40you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out glory hole.
00:23:46Jesus.
00:23:47Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:58I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Piper.
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:12Piper.
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No, my name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist tribe ski resort hellhole.
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:27I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:42A Starbucks.
00:24:44Over here, a sushi bar.
00:24:46A multi-theater cineplex.
00:24:48Over there.
00:24:50A Hooters.
00:24:51And another across the street.
00:24:55Two Hooters.
00:24:57You can't beat that.
00:24:58You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:02Hooters.
00:25:10I've got your number now.
00:25:12Better watch out, heffy.
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:24Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:27She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:29I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:32I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:37Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:39We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:44All right.
00:25:46Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:50Got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:26:05I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:07All I can think about is her.
00:26:11Smells like pine.
00:26:21Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:24We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know.
00:26:27I'm working on it.
00:26:29You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no.
00:26:33Look, I...
00:26:35He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:37I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:45Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:52What an asshole.
00:26:54What are we gonna do?
00:26:56We can't let him sell.
00:26:59We need a plan.
00:27:04Maybe if I can get him to trust me,
00:27:07I can convince him not to sell them out.
00:27:12Here's the back.
00:27:16Hmm.
00:27:24Where is she?
00:27:32You're late.
00:27:33I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:39How'd you sleep?
00:27:44Fine.
00:27:45So, what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:55Oh, God.
00:27:56It's her.
00:27:57Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:06It's her.
00:28:07Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:12Santa came down the chimney last night.
00:28:15What a mess you make.
00:28:17You gave me a fright.
00:28:19Santa.
00:28:21Next time.
00:28:23Use a friend tour.
00:28:25Santa.
00:28:26Use a friend tour.
00:28:29Santa.
00:28:30Use a friend tour.
00:28:32Santa.
00:28:33Take a time.
00:28:34Use a friend tour.
00:28:36Santa.
00:28:36Take a time.
00:28:37Use a friend tour.
00:28:53Santa came down my chin in your last night
00:28:56I love you!
00:28:59Oh my God!
00:29:03Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but the girl answered.
00:29:08Oh, yeah, no, I, uh, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:30Uh, Winter.
00:29:32This is Piper White.
00:29:33She's been helping me.
00:29:35Howdy.
00:29:38Hm.
00:29:40I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:42Bet on that, okay?
00:29:46Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:30:07And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London on Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:15Christmas Day.
00:30:17We don't have a choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes?
00:30:25So I've been thinking.
00:30:27You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:32What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:39Yes.
00:30:40A town meeting.
00:30:42That way, everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:48We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:57Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:04Good.
00:31:05Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:23People, people, please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here.
00:31:27Think of the money.
00:31:29Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:35Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:38Get out of here.
00:31:42Get out of here.
00:31:45Okay, okay, settle down.
00:31:48Everyone.
00:31:50We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big man.
00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:31:59Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:01I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:05And think of all the jobs.
00:32:13Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls, Wes Mandrake, take the floor?
00:32:20No!
00:32:22Get out of here!
00:32:23Don't we want you!
00:32:25Yes.
00:32:26Get out!
00:32:32Hello, everyone.
00:32:33I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here.
00:32:39Talks again!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson...
00:32:52What?
00:32:59Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:06The hell of Mandrake.
00:33:07Thought the ski resort were the done deal.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:26I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:32Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:58Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:02Shit.
00:34:05Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know it's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:14And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what? Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And if she doesn't completely hate me,
00:34:27tell her we're gonna have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:32He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:44Hi.
00:34:47You're, um...
00:34:48You're...
00:34:49Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah, yeah.
00:34:51Penelope, uh...
00:34:56Sir?
00:34:58Um...
00:34:59Listen...
00:35:01I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's gonna sound really crazy,
00:35:04but just...
00:35:05You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:22You just have to answer right now.
00:35:34Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:38Where's Wesley?
00:35:41Uh...
00:35:43I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:49Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:54This is gonna be interesting.
00:36:01Oh, uh...
00:36:02I think I'm gonna go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:04Okay, sure.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:10All right.
00:36:12My mom.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:21Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:34Only one.
00:36:35Who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:39Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:41Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, I'll be my guest.
00:36:49Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:58And so I was with him.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:08All right.
00:37:13She here yet?
00:37:15She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:20Where?
00:37:22Right here.
00:37:30This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:32I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:42Uh, you know what?
00:37:48I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar.
00:37:52So I'm going to go.
00:37:52I'm going to go get those.
00:37:54Bye.
00:38:00Done?
00:38:02Listen.
00:38:04There's, uh, there's an emergency with the buyout in London.
00:38:06Ma, listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you.
00:38:10Okay?
00:38:10Please.
00:38:12All right?
00:38:13I expect it.
00:38:14Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:16I'm sorry.
00:38:17Wesley!
00:38:22Here we go.
00:38:25Is he, is he here?
00:38:30He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:42I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:57You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:00Cheers.
00:39:02Cheers.
00:39:10Cheers.
00:39:11Cheers.
00:39:11Cheers.
00:39:11Cheers.
00:39:14Cheers.
00:39:15Cheers.
00:39:16Cheers.
00:39:18Cheers.
00:39:20Cheers.
00:39:39What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:43Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:47Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:51You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:05What the hell am I doing?
00:40:17What if this is a mistake?
00:40:30They're impressive, sir.
00:40:32What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:39Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:44Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:46Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:49Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God.
00:40:52Stop.
00:40:52Stop.
00:40:53Stop.
00:40:54Oh.
00:40:55Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:01Kids.
00:41:02Winter, that...
00:41:03Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:05They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:09Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:12Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:15Teach.
00:41:16Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:31This is the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:36La-la-la.
00:41:37This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:43Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex sells.
00:42:00Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:03Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:07Kill me.
00:42:09I know, right?
00:42:11Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:16Tomorrow?
00:42:17Yeah, I can't.
00:42:18I'm busy.
00:42:21Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:42:25Piper?
00:42:32I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:36Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:38Uh, Piper?
00:42:40What did we talk about?
00:42:44So, how's...
00:42:45Ten o'clock.
00:42:46Good?
00:42:47Fuck.
00:42:48Dude.
00:42:49Dude.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:01Oh.
00:43:05Thanks.
00:43:07Ugh.
00:43:09I'm glad there's nothing in this town.
00:43:13Hey, you.
00:43:16Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:26Smile, baby.
00:43:28Baby?
00:43:29He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:32Come on.
00:43:41Thanks.
00:43:42Thanks.
00:43:43Can you come here?
00:43:49Uh...
00:43:50Sorry.
00:43:50Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:55Uh...
00:44:01Hey, better call Becky with her good hair, bitch.
00:44:06What?
00:44:06Stay away from Wes.
00:44:09He's my boyfriend.
00:44:11And we're getting married soon.
00:44:14Oh, is that right, twat?
00:44:17Oh, yeah?
00:44:18Yeah.
00:44:19And next time you try to ruin one of our dates, I'm going to slap the shit out of you.
00:44:25You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:27You got it?
00:44:29Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:40Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:51What is wrong with you?
00:44:56Get off of me!
00:44:57What are you doing?
00:44:58Get off of me!
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:03Oh, okay.
00:45:04Oh, okay.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:07Baby, she attacked me!
00:45:09She attacked me!
00:45:10All right, we need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:12Come on.
00:45:13I'm so sorry.
00:45:15What the hell?
00:45:18Wes?
00:45:19I expect you upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:24I'm so sorry.
00:45:25I'm so sorry.
00:45:26I'm so sorry.
00:45:26I'm so sorry.
00:45:28Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:32It's not like that.
00:45:35Then what's it like?
00:45:37It's complicated.
00:45:39It always is.
00:45:46Piper.
00:45:47Piper!
00:45:56Piper!
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:04Uh, Penelope?
00:46:07It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:12Penelope?
00:46:15It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:17Don't hang up.
00:46:18Just let me say...
00:46:20I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole!
00:46:35What did I just say?
00:46:36I said that I'm not talking...
00:46:40Oh.
00:46:41Um.
00:46:43Nothing.
00:46:45What's up?
00:46:47Meet me for a drink.
00:46:51One drink?
00:46:52No.
00:46:53Listen, just...
00:46:54Come meet me for a drink.
00:46:55And I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:59One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:47:02One drink.
00:47:09Whiskey, Billy.
00:47:10No.
00:47:17I said one drink.
00:47:19Bye.
00:47:20Bye.
00:47:29Christmas.
00:47:30Drink with me.
00:47:31No.
00:47:32I can drink with you.
00:47:33Rich boy, I can do anything for you.
00:47:36Oh, okay.
00:47:37No, piss off.
00:47:37He's drinking with me.
00:47:39Bye.
00:47:41Yeah, no.
00:47:49Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:52I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:54What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:48:05Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around.
00:48:11What if I told you I could get it?
00:48:15Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:21Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29You two.
00:48:30You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:33Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:51Whoa!
00:48:52Whoa!
00:48:53Oh, my God.
00:48:55Okay, thanks.
00:48:55Spill alert!
00:48:57I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:58It was so good to see you.
00:49:00Good to see you two.
00:49:00Take care, okay?
00:49:02Bye.
00:49:03Let's...
00:49:03Yeah, thanks.
00:49:05Thanks.
00:49:26What are you doing?
00:49:28What am I doing?
00:49:30Come on!
00:49:31Get in!
00:49:32Absolutely not.
00:50:04Okay, fuck it.
00:50:06Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:27Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:39Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:41Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:50Go back to the circus!
00:50:53You think that's cool?
00:50:55Look at her.
00:50:56She looks like a mutant.
00:51:01There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:05Because you do?
00:51:30Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:33I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:59Where the hell am I?
00:52:00Okay, come on, guys. I want the lights hung. Hung above that, right there.
00:52:07What are you doing? I didn't say to move the tree that way. Just go take it, please.
00:52:17Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night. I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:24By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:28I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:29In fact, I'm gonna make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls. You'll see.
00:52:34I bet.
00:52:36Listen, did we, uh, last night?
00:52:42Piper! Piper! You gotta get up that mountain right now.
00:52:46What's wrong?
00:52:47It's Holly. They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:52Come on, guys!
00:53:05Holly!
00:53:05Get out of here! Come on!
00:53:07Holly!
00:53:08Oh, about time.
00:53:10What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:12Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:53:15Holly, what are you doing?
00:53:16If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me!
00:53:25We didn't talk about this.
00:53:27We need soiled samples.
00:53:29Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:30Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:53:34She has to go.
00:53:38You know what? No, Holly! Stay there!
00:53:41Get her out of here now!
00:53:43You're a liar!
00:53:45I'm...
00:53:47Piper, listen, I don't...
00:53:49You know what? Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:51I quit!
00:53:53And you can find your own way home!
00:53:56Piper! Piper!
00:54:00You know these hippies?
00:54:01They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:05What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:07I don't know. You figure it out.
00:54:10Never let the party die!
00:54:14Fuck!
00:54:19God bless... everyone.
00:54:23Ew.
00:54:29Hello?
00:54:31Nellope, don't hang up.
00:54:32You have five seconds.
00:54:35Meet me for coffee. Please.
00:54:37No!
00:54:39I need to talk to you. Please.
00:54:44Fine. Whatever.
00:55:00I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:04I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:21Wait.
00:55:24What are you doing here?
00:55:29Wait.
00:55:32What are you doing here?
00:55:38Wait.
00:55:43What are you doing here?
00:55:44I...
00:55:45I...
00:55:46wanted a coffee. Is that...
00:55:47okay with you?
00:55:49Yeah.
00:55:51Yeah, no.
00:55:51Of course.
00:55:52I just...
00:55:54thought...
00:55:55You thought...
00:55:56what?
00:55:59Nothing.
00:56:02You look really pretty.
00:56:13What?
00:56:16Well...
00:56:16I waited long enough.
00:56:29Go away.
00:56:30I'll leave you alone. Just one last favor.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Please.
00:56:36Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:39Why?
00:56:40Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:44Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:47Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:50I think she hates me.
00:56:52Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:53She does.
00:56:54Fine.
00:56:55Leave it here and get out.
00:57:26It's...
00:57:27Beautiful.
00:57:29I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:41Hello?
00:57:43Hello?
00:57:50Next door, it falls a party.
00:57:54La la la la la, la la la la la.
00:57:57Tends the season to be jolly.
00:58:00La la la la la, la la la la.
00:58:09La la la la, la la la la.
00:58:18Oh, my God.
00:58:20It's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:24Smoke coffee, please.
00:58:33He's coming over.
00:58:36He's coming over!
00:58:41Hi.
00:58:43Uh...
00:58:44Hi.
00:58:47What's your name?
00:58:48Uh...
00:58:49I'm Pen...
00:58:52Penelope.
00:58:52Penelope.
00:58:53I'm Wes.
00:58:56Yeah, I...
00:58:57I know who you are.
00:59:02Just...
00:59:07Me.
00:59:17I...
00:59:18Is this...
00:59:21Hey...
00:59:27What?
00:59:31Oh...
00:59:33Well...
00:59:34A...
00:59:44what are you doing this dress is not for you
00:59:49yes it is you toolbox she wasn't home i didn't want to leave it outside
01:00:00i guess you do look pretty good
01:00:08huts and falls we want to thank you for your hospitality this christmas season so to show
01:00:15our gratitude we have a very special guest for you this evening miss winter taylor
01:00:27jesus christ what the fuck now
01:00:36oh
01:00:39oh
01:00:48oh
01:01:07oh
01:01:09oh
01:01:10oh
01:01:13oh
01:01:20oh
01:01:23oh
01:01:23oh
01:01:25oh
01:01:26that was interesting
01:01:38yeah
01:01:42that was just for you baby
01:01:45yeah it was really
01:01:46It was, uh, um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:54Here, take that, please.
01:01:56And a bear, dum-dum.
01:02:00What is she doing here?
01:02:02Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:05Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:07Wait, you're related?
01:02:10She's my little girl.
01:02:13That explains a lot.
01:02:17Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:21Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:23Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies?
01:02:34I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:36He wasn't there.
01:02:38Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:43Yup, he was with me.
01:02:44I mean, no.
01:02:50Whoops!
01:02:55Whoops!
01:02:59What is wrong with you?
01:03:02What happened to your dress?
01:03:04Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:06That is not true.
01:03:09Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:12Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:18Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art
01:03:27ski resort.
01:03:30Piper, wait, Piper, wait, Piper, wait, Piper, wait, Piper, are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:41You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:48Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:49Who has been working?
01:03:55Wes, Baby!
01:03:58Piper?
01:04:00Piper?
01:04:01Piper?
01:04:10Dakota
01:04:13Dakota, do not attack me right now
01:04:15I know I said to attack me when I'd least want to be attacked
01:04:19But I mean it this time
01:04:21Don't do it
01:04:25God damn it
01:04:33Why didn't you ever tell me
01:04:37I don't know I just
01:04:39I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and
01:04:43We would fall in love
01:04:47It's so stupid
01:04:48God I'm so stupid
01:04:49Hey
01:04:52You're not stupid baby okay
01:04:54My son is
01:04:56Oh gosh he's so stupid for not seeing what he had
01:05:02So angry
01:05:09I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine
01:05:13I'll be right back
01:05:20I'm up
01:05:23Wesley Mandrake
01:05:29You're on my shit list
01:05:30I hope you know that
01:05:35Ma I
01:05:38I'm sorry
01:05:39Alright
01:05:44So
01:05:46What's your wife
01:05:50What
01:05:51Your wife
01:05:54How is she
01:05:59I'm not sure
01:06:00Yeah
01:06:03I know
01:06:19How do you know Piper
01:06:29How do you know Piper
01:06:31Piper
01:06:33Piper who
01:06:35It's Penelope
01:06:37Your wife
01:06:47Penelope Mandrake
01:06:49Is Piper White
01:07:03I didn't know
01:07:05I didn't know
01:07:05Doesn't matter anymore
01:07:15This whole time
01:07:16If you would have
01:07:17If you would have came back
01:07:18You would have actually
01:07:18Gotten to know me
01:07:20Listen
01:07:21I had to go
01:07:23I had to
01:07:23Yeah because you thought
01:07:25That you were better
01:07:26Than Hudson Falls
01:07:27No
01:07:29No
01:07:30Then what
01:07:32I had to leave
01:07:34Why
01:07:35Why
01:07:36That night
01:07:38Those men were after me
01:07:40Piper
01:07:41What is he
01:07:42Oh my god
01:07:44My nose
01:07:45He broke my nose
01:07:49I had to leave
01:07:52I didn't have a choice
01:07:54The men that were after me
01:07:56They weren't gonna stop
01:07:58They were gonna keep coming
01:07:59And coming
01:08:00And coming
01:08:00To get me
01:08:01And my father
01:08:03He took a loan out
01:08:05In my name
01:08:06Before he died
01:08:07Bullshit
01:08:08You left because
01:08:09He never cared about me
01:08:10Is that what you think
01:08:12I've always looked out for you
01:08:14You took pity
01:08:15On me
01:08:17I protected you
01:08:19You're just like
01:08:20Every other asshole
01:08:20That I've met
01:08:21You're just like
01:08:22Every other gold digger
01:08:23I've met
01:08:23You don't know me
01:08:24You were gone
01:08:25For the last five years
01:08:26You just left me here
01:08:28We had an agreement
01:08:30What'd you want me to do
01:08:33I wanted you to call me
01:08:35I wanted you to come see me
01:08:37I wanted you to do anything
01:08:39Anything that showed
01:08:40That you actually gave a fuck
01:08:42About me
01:08:44I loved you
01:08:47I still love you
01:08:48I always have
01:08:49Don't you get that
01:08:53No
01:08:54I just thought it was
01:08:56About the money for you
01:08:58It was never about
01:09:00The money
01:09:03I just wanted you
01:09:05I just wanted you
01:09:07I just wanted you
01:09:15What do you want me to do
01:09:19I want you to go
01:09:21And I want you to get out
01:09:22And I want you
01:09:23To never come back
01:09:24You destroyed our town
01:09:26You don't even care
01:09:27You're heartless
01:09:30I'm heartless?
01:09:35You want me to leave?
01:09:36Is that what you want?
01:09:42You know what?
01:09:42Fine
01:09:43Fine
01:09:43I'll go back to Manhattan
01:09:45With my money
01:09:47And my rich friends
01:09:48And my perfect fucking life
01:09:50And you can stay right here
01:09:54Just sit
01:09:56With all the other fucking losers
01:09:58These poor fucks
01:10:00Who won't amount to anything
01:10:01In their life
01:10:02Go ahead
01:10:04Knock yourself out
01:10:05I hate you
01:10:09I hate you
01:10:12Get out
01:10:14Get out
01:10:15Get out
01:10:19Just go
01:10:21Please
01:10:24Hey
01:10:25Merry Christmas
01:10:31Wes
01:10:32Wes
01:10:34Please, honey
01:10:35Please stay
01:10:36Stay
01:10:37It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:38Mom, listen
01:10:39I gotta go
01:10:40I'll see you in the city
01:10:41For New Year's, okay?
01:10:42Honey, please
01:10:45Just for once
01:10:45No
01:10:46I have to go
01:10:47I'm sorry, Mom
01:10:58Good job
01:11:05Feels off
01:11:06Feels off
01:11:08What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:14What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:17Pee-pee
01:11:19Look at me
01:11:21I am not your baby
01:11:23I will never be with you, Winter
01:11:26Daddy
01:11:27Daddy
01:11:28Get back here
01:11:29Get the fuck back here
01:11:31We had a deal, you little shit
01:11:36What was that?
01:11:49Do something
01:12:00Cancel London
01:12:01You take the chopper back to the city
01:12:04I'll get my own ride
01:12:06I need to be alone right now
01:12:10Of course
01:12:21Oh, and sir
01:12:24Merry Christmas
01:12:26Merry Christmas, Dakota
01:12:46Yeah, real nice
01:12:59Oh, and if you turn the Christmas music off
01:13:10I'll give you a thousand dollars
01:13:24I did it
01:13:25You did it
01:13:26I did it
01:13:29I'm a hero
01:13:50I love it
01:13:52I love it
01:13:52Let's get that
01:13:53Ready?
01:14:16Merry Christmas, baby.
01:14:18Listen, why don't we open presents now?
01:14:21And then I was thinking we take a plane to Portugal for New Year.
01:14:24What do you think?
01:14:26Hmm?
01:14:28What the hell are you doing?
01:14:34Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:37Careful.
01:14:41I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:45Now.
01:14:48Ow.
01:14:58Ow.
01:15:02You asshole!
01:15:07Why do you want me?
01:15:15Because.
01:15:17Because you're crazy.
01:15:20Because you can't force anybody into a relationship.
01:15:23You can't force anybody to love you.
01:15:28Because.
01:15:28I love her.
01:15:30What?
01:15:31I love her.
01:15:32I love Piper.
01:15:34And I always have.
01:15:37What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:15:40I'm a good person, too.
01:15:42I don't need to do the orangutans.
01:15:44I'm sorry I'm rich.
01:15:46I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian.
01:15:49And I deserve to be loved, too.
01:15:53I gotta go.
01:15:55No, no, no.
01:15:57What?
01:15:58What?
01:16:00What?
01:16:02What?
01:16:07What?
01:16:08What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:16:19Where's Piper?
01:16:21I don't know.
01:16:23Who cares?
01:16:25It's Christmas time.
01:16:26My dreams are dead.
01:16:27I don't know.
01:17:07I don't know.
01:17:12Piper.
01:17:14You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:18You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:20If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:25Piper, you okay?
01:17:30Where's my mother?
01:17:31She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:35Let me out!
01:17:43All right.
01:17:46I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
01:17:50You have my word.
01:17:52All you have to do is sign.
01:18:06Let me tell you, nobody fucks Hank Calhoun, except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:17We've got what we need.
01:18:35We'll get my mother.
01:18:37You came back for me.
01:18:40I'll leave you again.
01:19:05I'll leave you again.
01:19:07We'll leave you again.
01:19:09Oh, Piper.
01:19:13Piper, no.
01:19:16What else?
01:19:18What else?
01:19:19What else?
01:19:20Get an ambulance.
01:19:21Call an ambulance, please.
01:19:24Jesus.
01:19:27Piper.
01:19:28Hiper, look at me.
01:19:30Hey, God.
01:19:32Hey, God.
01:19:33He's...
01:19:34He's...
01:19:34God.
01:19:36Hi, Perk.
01:19:50Hey, Wes.
01:19:52Merry Christmas.
01:19:54Merry Christmas.
01:19:56Cheers.
01:20:06Merry Christmas.
01:20:08Hey.
01:20:11I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:15Yeah, you too.
01:20:18I missed it here.
01:20:21You all right?
01:20:24Yeah.
01:20:25Just...
01:20:27I wish she was here.
01:20:56Oh, whoa.
01:20:58Oh, it's really coming down out there.
01:21:00Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:21:02Wait, wait, wait, what?
01:21:03I got it again.
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Sorry.
01:21:07Sorry I'm late.
01:21:08Mrs. Bell had her baby, a little boy.
01:21:10Oh.
01:21:12Good way.
01:21:38What was that for?
01:21:42Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:45Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:22:11Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
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