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A millennial couple in a long-term relationship break up amid a nuclear missile crisis in LA ( HD )
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00:00:14how was that it's not it I'll tell you that oh come on it's not happening yet
00:00:18but I swear we are almost done and then you can go back to bed
00:00:23babe it's 8 13 on a Saturday I'm wearing makeup and my nice pajamas my heart rate
00:00:28is increasing look so beautiful I'm just asking you to relax believe me I'm trying
00:00:36I know but also like you know look happy like smiling yeah but you know you're
00:00:40sleeping why would I smile when I'm asleep that's creepy you're not taking
00:00:44this seriously it's very frustrating to me wait where are you going just take the
00:00:54fucking photo ask up ask up I fucking love it great you're happy yeah I'm happy
00:01:13no what mine is that just a troll comment what I want to see you don't have to look
00:01:21at it it's kind of hurtful oh my god what an asshole who would say that I'm gonna
00:01:26hit him back you don't need to hit him back you're not good at insults you are
00:01:28stupid ugly jerk with an ugly mean soul okay so you need more than that because
00:01:34that's definitely not gonna really hit him back okay fucking fucker that's
00:01:37pretty good loser living in your whore mom's basement more than I think is
00:01:42needed did you really post that I did you posted it my gal where'd it go you don't
00:01:50have that big a head thank you I'm sensitive about it and you're not basic
00:02:00we should take it down 100% I think it's too much I was gonna say that I don't
00:02:04really want my co-workers seeing my angry it's gone it's gone it's done we take
00:02:08look another foot later yeah yeah yeah let's just enjoy the morning what's up
00:02:20Shep heads just want to update you on the new piece oh please head over to my
00:02:26Etsy page and order anything you guys need birthday anniversary whatever I got
00:02:32you actually speaking of anniversary the one I'm working on is actually kind of
00:02:37personal so Mandy and I we met five years ago we were in college she was
00:02:43coming off a breakup I was coming off mono and we just fell madly in love country
00:02:49together we took shifts driving we bought our first house my parents bought the
00:02:54house but you know we picked it I like home remember when I saw my first piece
00:02:59Mandy made such a big deal out of it it felt like I made it then Mandy's career took
00:03:04off she got promoted and she never looked back but I did help pick out the
00:03:09pantsuits after five years there's nobody else I'd rather be on this crazy road
00:03:14called life with and that's kind of what makes this piece so personal it's the
00:03:18story the first time we met I'm living in New York at the time I'm working on some
00:03:23stuff in the park out of nowhere this rainstorm so I'm rambling to find shelter
00:03:35and I end up under this cherry blossom tree and I look over and she's there too
00:03:41and I mean our eyes fill with hearts and the rest is history all right I got to go
00:03:51guys thank you so much for watching I swear I will keep you guys updated on
00:03:55everything I got to go Shep out bye guys
00:04:04OMG you are so good you're so sweet thanks for following she's a lucky girl
00:04:19she's the best kiss emoji
00:04:33oh fancy coffee sounds like an interesting version of events
00:04:40oh that's our story I mean it's the one we made up for you know my family for
00:04:44Thanksgiving but that's been the story oh I thought we decided on the one where
00:04:48we met at my work Christmas party and we were both shit based on nods that was a
00:04:52variation you only did that one time cousin's wedding racist grandma was there
00:04:56she hears cherry blossoms triggers Asians in her head and then it's a horrible
00:04:59series of right right right hard to keep track I just mean it just sounds super
00:05:06romantic yeah I hope so because if I don't lose some material soon I am officially in
00:05:12the dress well Shep I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go I think we have to
00:05:20come to terms with where this is heading I mean neither of us are happy with this
00:05:24situation right we both need to figure out what's best for the team you sound like one
00:05:31of those HPV testing commercials I'm just trying to let him down easy I can't help if my
00:05:36advertising voice kicks in yeah but if you sugarcoat everything he'll think
00:05:40you're not serious you have to break him well what do you want me to say say the
00:05:45magic is gone so you need to feel again say things haven't been the same since he
00:05:51got you pregnant in college and forced you to give up your dreams to live in
00:05:53Burbank fuck you Alan I feel like you're bringing some personal baggage into this
00:05:59what every couple of months you get all wound up like you're gonna end things and
00:06:02then you always bitch out well it's not like I don't love him it just seems like
00:06:07we're going through the motions something's missing we don't have any of
00:06:12the little batteries that's about guys just get Netflix I promise you all the
00:06:18shows are there just open the app you'll be so happy how's the drawing going well
00:06:26it's really good actually I got some new followers and some commissions actually
00:06:30came in finally actually there's something I kind of wanted to tell you
00:06:33guys oh boy I got the artist residency in Oregon had you told us about that
00:06:42before that sounds fantastic though does it pay like a job so it's a state run
00:06:47grant and so basically I get to you know make art for a year and they'll just pay
00:06:51all my living expenses which is really dope oh I see so so what happens to our
00:06:56tenants they'll be in Oregon just rent out the place for a year we'll be back in a
00:07:01year won't be a big deal and Mandy's okay pulling up stakes just like that yeah
00:07:06Mandy and I are doing great and I've been sort of seeing this other guy really another
00:07:13guy already what's that supposed to mean what's his name I was talking I don't
00:07:18want to get into it Mandy I am married and at home with two horrendous children
00:07:24give me this please fine his name is Nick I met him through work he's an athlete
00:07:34wow I get it how long you been hitting that I haven't hit anything we just talk a lot
00:07:40oh I don't know what to do or how to tell Shep
00:07:44what are you just fucking triceps all right great talk Beth oh if you feel this
00:07:50strongly about it Shep's probably thinking the same thing
00:07:52strip the band-aid off yeah you're right good luck tell Shep I said hi and bye
00:08:04hey girl just woke up thinking about you wink face
00:08:21I can get the deliverables in Stacy by Friday but I'm not sure if we're gonna have time for the
00:08:26team
00:08:26meeting before then which is what I'm actually really concerned about so that
00:08:31I know hi how's it going great great um we will have our regular order of two
00:08:44ethical omelets with side of greens instead of hash browns this time the
00:08:48greens just came in they are super fresh and no phone zone really fresh sure you really take
00:08:59that no phone zone thing seriously don't you oh yeah it's all about atmosphere here I guess so
00:09:04okay okay um is there any way I can just throw in the side of a biscuit all right add
00:09:11one biscuit
00:09:1228 42 Shep I thought we had an agreement solidarity diet you know I am slightly allergic to gluten I
00:09:20know I promise me real fast you're not gonna feel a thing food will be right out you guys have
00:09:24a
00:09:24self-caring day thank you you know what it is it's like I get that these plays want to be
00:09:30cool and
00:09:30hippie but like at a certain point like oh hey it's the online marketing team oh do you want to
00:09:35go
00:09:35talk to I guess we want to talk how's it going what's up I didn't know you like this place
00:09:40oh I love
00:09:40this spot bottomless mimosas every every Saturday can't go wrong yep yeah oh um this is my boyfriend
00:09:49right Shep you guys are still together yep yeah we're still together Mandy says you work from home
00:09:58that is so fun very fun but actually I just got this artist residency in Oregon so you did yeah
00:10:06it's
00:10:06only for a year but it's gonna be really fun it's really prestigious oh congrats it's nice because I just
00:10:13don't think we're corporate
00:10:14people you know so soul-sucking and sad and just kind of go get us a table okay great talking
00:10:21to you buddy seems like a nice guy
00:10:23he's he's really sweet I mean what a dick you're the one who's being a dick oh he's still a
00:10:30boyfriend
00:10:31that's real nice I think the hot take from that conversation was you getting up artist residency
00:10:36yeah and not telling me about it well I was gonna tell you about it when the day you packed
00:10:42your bags
00:10:43no I just figured we'd go you know my parents will rent out the place and we'll start fresh Shep
00:10:49I have a life here
00:10:52yeah I know but it's only for a year and by the way the Pacific Northwest is beautiful I can't
00:11:00just quit
00:11:00my job why not I mean honestly why not what an adventure you know we live in a car wanderlust
00:11:08hashtag van life maybe we're not those people anymore we grew up yeah no you're right we grew up
00:11:16and you know what we'll do long distance I'm gonna make it work you're gonna love it for a year
00:11:21yes for
00:11:23a year we'll make it work for you what do you want to do break up I mean I'm so
00:11:29relieved you brought
00:11:30this up what did I bring up the residency Shep I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go
00:11:41go to
00:11:42Oregon yeah no that's kind of what we're talking I think we have to come to terms with where this
00:11:46is heading I mean neither of us are happy in this situation right we both need to figure out what's
00:11:53best for the team team what team we've had some great moments but change can be a good thing for
00:12:01both parties rehearsed you rehearsed this you rehearsed your breakups you know yeah this is really hard
00:12:13for me I you just brought it up so casually I was kidding oh I was so clearly kidding so
00:12:22that's it
00:12:22so you just want to end this relationship right now I I don't know did I change did I lose
00:12:30the
00:12:30spark it's not you it's me other you know euphemisms Shep I have to tell you is that mine I
00:12:38don't know
00:12:38what if we do couples therapy or we can get a dog uh or we can you know maybe uh
00:12:43Shep you need to see
00:12:47this ballistic missile inbound gotta be a fake right I'll verify it's on my phone too it's on all my
00:12:58news alerts hashtag pray for LA is already trending oh shit people are freaking out we wouldn't be able to
00:13:11see
00:13:11anything yet right would we no we wouldn't 45 minutes to an hour for a missile to make from
00:13:17Southeast Asia to here unless of course it's intercepted by a defense missile oh my god
00:13:21are we still breaking up all personnel take shelter immediately Los Angeles has the worst gridlock
00:13:30desperate parents put their children into shipping the same terrifying message screened across cell
00:13:35phones throughout the city the exact payload of these alleged missiles is anyone's guess they do
00:13:41know that it is headed straight to Los Angeles next up we'll have tips and tricks on how to avoid
00:13:47the blast and best stay alive during these dark moments oh my god get under your desk kids
00:13:52nuclear holocaust is coming oh my god stop we're gonna die we're gonna die and then what's harry potter
00:14:01land what land harry potter land it's amusement park and you get to drink butterbeer and you get
00:14:05sorted and everyone gets sorted you're freaking out just breathe okay yeah I actually feel a lot better
00:14:12that I feel like shut the fuck up jump we're not gonna die sorry sorry fight or flight results
00:14:16it's okay it's okay let's just let's let's take a deep breath
00:14:25okay now let's not do anything rash we can end a relationship
00:14:30not really the time well was there never a time
00:14:37people are getting out of town
00:14:46you've changed we're on a timeline you're bringing the mixer
00:14:50favorite appliance plus you're bringing all those Nintendo yeah because they increase in value both
00:14:55financially and sentimentally we're not bringing your hard drives this is my life's work you can
00:15:00always draw more pictures wow you're a monster then we're making space for my scrapbook okay yes but
00:15:07but what your sentimental shit is more important than mine okay okay okay we just need to go we
00:15:11need to go please I'm gonna take my guitar you've never played it I might okay how is this going
00:15:17in
00:15:17have you ever played Tetris 101 is backed up thanks for the update well the four or five might be
00:15:21worse
00:15:22so I don't know are you using ways yeah of course I'm using ways 101 take it we're good better
00:15:26be right
00:15:26I will be keep an eye out on the road there are people there are people in the road I
00:15:30get it
00:15:33why did we listen to ways why do you ever listen to ways yeah I'm not doing this okay I
00:15:40don't want
00:15:40to be stuck in traffic if we're gonna get blown up let's go back okay let's go let's go back
00:15:45heads up
00:15:47we're coming back okay all right all right we gotta do so we gotta find some place we can get
00:15:58to on foot
00:15:59okay okay let me know if we need a place today underground layer place we can find 10 fucking minutes
00:16:08what we spent 10 whole minutes sitting in traffic and and I don't know how much time we have left
00:16:14because every single news organization they're all saying something different and that's 10 whole
00:16:19minutes that I could have spent on on on what are you yelling at me yeah I don't know
00:16:36look I'm scared too and if you want me to go or if you want to go whatever whatever makes
00:16:43you feel
00:16:43most comfortable it is totally okay with me this is as safe as anywhere this is home
00:16:59and so but to be clear though oh so we are still together we can we can break up after
00:17:04the world
00:17:05ends okay what do we do now I've got some ideas yeah yeah yeah yeah yo talking when the moon
00:17:17strikes I do
00:17:18what a boss likes low post they look twice cold bitch on my Klondike fuck boys get curved tough when
00:17:23the
00:17:23girl gang gang go up make a beeline for the green room I get money to show up I'm speaking
00:17:28at grad night I'm living
00:17:30at draft life I'm sleeping like a baby I work hard and I act right that chick smoke paper planes
00:17:35pull bad
00:17:35boys on my lunch break oh I've never done that before I have no clue what do we have any
00:17:45more nails
00:17:46or screws do you really think all this is necessary uh yeah there's looters outside these boarded up
00:17:53windows it's like all we have good call are you ready for this wait for what three two one tada
00:18:08really as far as coffins go this one isn't that bad
00:18:14are you gonna come in okay all right what did you make what did you do oh look at this
00:18:22as panic breaks out all across the city fred missoula brings us breaking news from our la streets
00:18:29sir sir i can't what is it that you're doing it's bullshit it's bullshit the freeways are not designed
00:18:36to handle this kind of mass this kind of mass panic i gotta paddle out of here you're gonna try
00:18:41to
00:18:41make a clear shot to safety on the la river i don't know if it's gonna work but i gotta
00:18:45try god speed to
00:18:48do you what is this i can't do what is the news why do we watch this i can't kim
00:18:55it's my kid's
00:18:57birthday today i missed the last seven i'm done people watch other people panic meanwhile spend no
00:19:02time with the ones they actually care about yeah totally i'm gonna try and call beth okay
00:19:10sort of the opposite of what i was trying to well this lady's crying super hard
00:19:18well mandy we have been friends forever you know how i feel about you come on just say it back
00:19:23i don't need to say it back you're crazy just say i love you don't be weird about it you're
00:19:29the one
00:19:29who's being weird about it you're gonna be fine it's just a scare that's all what if it's not what
00:19:35if what if this is the last time we talk well if you're worried about it you can go out
00:19:39there and
00:19:39find yourself some group of bearded doomsday preppers but they are going to expect things you're such an
00:19:45asshole you too call me later okay i will bye
00:20:00what do you mean there's nowhere to go did you try the airport yeah yep we we tried the airport
00:20:05um
00:20:05there's just everybody's trying the airport so that's what are you talking about
00:20:10don't try delta try delta nobody flies delta exactly delta guys please let's stay focused here
00:20:17oh boy uh you know look you're overreacting this is one of those false flag operations just like
00:20:23korea that's not what cnn is saying oh don't get me started on them that anderson oh i love you
00:20:29both so much who do you know this name is anderson i think i'm in serious trouble and
00:20:36i know i'm kind of a screw-up and a loser and um you've basically had to support me my
00:20:42entire adult
00:20:43life and i never say thank you because i'm embarrassed about it but thank you so much
00:20:54you're just the best i'm just so lucky that you're my parents
00:21:00and i love you both mom dad mom yep
00:21:10god this sucks
00:21:19how much it meant to me
00:21:22how much it affected my life and that i love each and every one of you so much oh
00:21:29fuck off we could die to any moment and you're sobbing to your fans we all grieve in our own
00:21:35ways okay there's strangers that bought some of your sketches on the internet you should be thinking
00:21:39about me chef what do you want me to think about okay you know what here we go fine
00:21:48here it is you have my undivided attention what's up is this near-death thing making you super horny
00:22:00that is not what i thought you were gonna say
00:22:04yeah yeah me too
00:22:06i think we were doing this it's been like two months you've been keeping track i have to keep
00:22:13track of me okay well since this is our last night we should make a count ninja warrior guy
00:22:16that's impossible i can't physically do that and then you just spin my body underneath you i think i
00:22:23spin you spin did you finish yeah that was great
00:22:35actually i don't want to lie to you i didn't and that wasn't great at all
00:22:41thank you for being honest um yeah it was terrible for me i was scared but you came more than
00:22:50once
00:22:51yeah i mean that's not you can't go off that guys come easy it's not it's not tricky
00:22:59well at least you had fun you know i just it's my last day on earth and i didn't even
00:23:04have an orgasm
00:23:07oh that's so sad oh no it's not your fault i'm sorry it's not your fault it's not your fault
00:23:15i just
00:23:15wanted it to be special and just not another tuesday night you know i got boring a little bit
00:23:24that's why you don't throw down with me anymore no we just got out of sync that's when you got
00:23:30that
00:23:30new vibrator uh how do you know about that literally i go to the door and there's this
00:23:37package and it says vibes for her and i was like well that's obvious and then i just sat there
00:23:44with
00:23:44it sad well i you know my last one wore out you wore it out well it broke you broke
00:23:53and then it wore
00:23:54out you broke and wore it out what did you do to that poor thing you know sometimes it just
00:23:59happens
00:23:59you just it's a normal thing you rubbed it out so many times that the rubbing out device quit
00:24:04it gave up on life you're not funny i'm kind of funny no come on no what's there to be
00:24:09embarrassed
00:24:09about you know we've both been busy both been really busy when a couple's been together for four
00:24:17years sometimes things just naturally slow down five years sure sure whatever you want to call it
00:24:24five years i would call it five years it's five years just don't take it personally you know plus
00:24:30we've got all this added pressure of the end of the world right now yeah there is a lot of
00:24:35pressure
00:24:37i wish we just could do something to like relieve it all
00:24:42i've got an idea oh my god i cannot believe we are genuinely talking about drinking the kool-aid swear
00:24:55what am i swearing to once the time comes we both take a huge swig of this
00:25:02and we'll be together at the end okay
00:25:11i'm sorry i'm nervous it's my first suicide pact i don't know if it's a kill shot but it'll at
00:25:17least
00:25:17numb any chance of feeling any pain in theory well we don't have a gun yeah but we could asphyxiate
00:25:23each other oh please you don't have the balls to kill yourself i absolutely do oh don't worry when you
00:25:31need me i've got your back buddy do not touch me after saying something like that that's horrific i meant
00:25:37it
00:25:39i don't want to die yet do you want to have like a final meal or something yeah okay let's
00:25:47see
00:25:51this popcorn's the best thing that ever happened to me
00:25:56i have no clue what you just said but i loved every man of it holy fuck on this gluten
00:26:04people like me i don't understand why people sit on it so much
00:26:07and some people have celiac disease and it kind of makes you fat yeah but you just don't eat it
00:26:14because
00:26:15it's fashionable shut up you read it in a magazine and you did it that's how you make life decisions
00:26:20it's true you don't hit me with bread i'm saying it i'm just saying i feel like we don't talk
00:26:28like
00:26:28this anymore stop hitting me what do you mean we don't talk we never talk but i talk to you
00:26:34all the
00:26:34time no like talk talk you know like we talk but we used to talk about nothing you were like
00:26:41nothing
00:26:43i'm just being excited to tell you all my stories and making you laugh
00:26:51it's over me why don't we talk about it right now well what do you gotta say to me it
00:26:59was an empty
00:26:59promise i didn't have anything ready to go what if we write it down like make obituaries for each
00:27:06other yeah oh that's so dark i love it let's do it it's happening we're doing it let's do it
00:27:14i used to be a lot cooler i feel like that's something i regret oh you were never cool wait
00:27:22that's what i like about you
00:27:30that's the best thing i've ever written i'm ready all right me too one two three enjoy here we go
00:27:44shepherd ellie geller liked to cook take selfies was great at drawing pictures those are true
00:27:48oh i like the way that sounded very good this is a good obituary so far thank you i'll never
00:27:54forget
00:27:54the day shep and i first met when i was backpacking in europe there was no room on the train
00:27:58to paris
00:27:59he gave up his seat for me i felt obliged to buy him dinner when we arrived what that's our
00:28:05meet cute story
00:28:06that's the story i thought we were on the same page about yeah no i mean that's definitely a story
00:28:11we made
00:28:11up to tell your friends in college because you were too insecure to say how we actually met
00:28:16well if anybody ever reads these we wanted to seem like we were in love weren't we what there's five
00:28:25minutes left on earth you can't be honest with me right now honest let's unpack some of the insightful
00:28:30stuff you've got here i don't know why you're saying it that way i feel very confident in it
00:28:34after moving to the west coast mandy worked hard at her career she liked scrapbooking walking dogs
00:28:42and going to brunch all true i don't even like dogs we had a dog you liked that dog okay
00:28:50liking your
00:28:51own dog versus liking other people's dogs is a totally different thing how am i supposed to
00:28:58differentiate that in an obituary what are you talking about i'm in the ballpark okay shep the
00:29:05thing is like why'd you have to wikipedia me like that you have a bunch of ordinary things about you
00:29:09that i think are really romantic that's the whole point did we ever even know each other at all
00:29:22well that's not good the wi-fi and reception are gone yeah the power's out
00:29:41okay okay this is the this is the juice this is the juice just in case
00:29:47with our suicide juice and temperature control bottles yeah that is the most mandy thing you've
00:29:52ever done any last words yeah i just uh i guess by this point i thought i thought i'd be
00:30:04i don't know
00:30:06happier you know like like i'd have the home i want the job i want
00:30:16the you i want i'm not the me you want yeah you know things just just don't go the way
00:30:24you hope
00:30:24they will sometimes you know no matter how hard you try and and you look around and you think things
00:30:32will get a little bit better and then and then they do but but it's the same because you're the
00:30:41same
00:30:44yeah i never did anything with my life and now it's over you did something no i didn't
00:30:50no i didn't i fucked her out on the internet the only good thing i have going into this life
00:30:56is you
00:30:58and you're disappointed in me and i see it and it makes me sad and i'm just i'm just sorry
00:31:10oh my god we should like pray or something why are we i haven't been a synagogue in years okay
00:31:17well
00:31:17uh i went to catholic school for a couple years um i'm a little more agnostic now but yeah it's
00:31:23it's
00:31:24okay okay all right here we go um dear god jesus allah hinduism guy okay okay buddha buddha yes just
00:31:33in case just in case forgive us for all the things we did do or or didn't do amen i'm
00:31:44in massive debt
00:31:44by the way what yeah i'm so sorry i have to get this off my chest i i i've been
00:31:49borrowing from my
00:31:50parents for years i do your taxes i know everything even about that poorly timed bitcoin investment
00:31:56oh uh i didn't know about that thank you so much for telling me oh my god oh my god
00:32:01i cheated on you
00:32:02what i cheated on you i'm really really sorry we were having problems and it was it was empty
00:32:08and meaningless and and it's over now okay i just i just needed to get that off my chest
00:32:15okay okay you know what people sometimes make a mistake every now and again and once in a while
00:32:22it was more than once
00:32:27i forgive you really yeah yeah i do i too i love you and i always will me too
00:32:42oh my god what happened i don't know where's my phone i don't know i got your phone okay oh
00:32:46i have
00:32:54false alarm false fucking alarm oh my god whoever said we were gonna die today i hope he
00:32:59fucking burns in hell right i thought we were dead i thought oh my god i was so scared me
00:33:06too i think i
00:33:08shit myself for real that's so gross but kind of me too i am so so so happy that we
00:33:19didn't die
00:33:20i can think of a couple other reasons it's gonna sound weird but it's like i'm almost glad all this
00:33:30happened because we got to spend this time together let's make the most of it
00:33:39oh wow this place is a disaster we destroyed our house we destroyed it and my parents are not going
00:33:45to
00:33:45be thrilled wow people are really celebrating yeah and looting actually a lot of looting happened
00:33:56it's a very diverse country we live in you know you know what we should celebrate i've still got some
00:34:03end of the world champagne oh crack that open i've completely lost my buzz at this point uh i have
00:34:09your
00:34:09phone by the phone today was crazy i want to let you know in case anything happens i love you
00:34:16found it
00:34:19so this guy you cheated on me with
00:34:25who was he does it matter i mean i'm curious it was just some guy i met at work some
00:34:33guy
00:34:35it was barely a thing yeah i mean a thing you had sex with i did not have sex with
00:34:40him really
00:34:44sexting doesn't count i knew it five minutes ago you forgave me i lied you lied to me right before
00:34:52we
00:34:52were about to be killed yeah i was trying to be nice listen to me i was in this weird
00:34:58emotional place
00:35:00just looking for you know i don't even know what i was looking for but it's over now
00:35:08you don't talk to him at all of course not not even via text message or something why would i
00:35:13text him
00:35:15okay
00:35:18can i see your phone your lack of trust is frankly disturbing unlock your phone we'll confirm
00:35:25everything i don't want to why not i forgot my code 5555 i got it it's low on battery you're
00:35:36gonna get
00:35:36that because it could be important it can wait can we please knock off well that's normal why won't you
00:35:42just let this go because i just saw a text message from some guy named nick saying he loved you
00:35:47that's
00:35:48why okay that's crazy why would nick say something like that yeah well he did
00:35:56okay he spelled love l-u-v so you have been distant for months you'll only have sex with me
00:36:03when the world's about to end and now this dude is sending you text messages saying he loved you
00:36:08so we're gonna move away to oregon for a year and just hope our relationship sorts itself out you've
00:36:14been distant i was gonna go oregon because it was an exciting opportunity that you should have been
00:36:18happy about i am not gonna be distant anymore i want to make this work give me an honest answer
00:36:27what would have happened today if the world didn't almost end what does it matter
00:36:35i'm sorry
00:36:43where are you going um my parents place maybe well are you coming back
00:37:03i think you should here let me help you please don't i don't need your help
00:37:10can you at least text me or something i think we got to talk about some stuff
00:37:17there's nothing left to say mandy i need time and i need space to figure this out
00:37:24goodbye mandy
00:37:28what hey that's our stuff hey there they are
00:37:33she's just kidding you guys are doing great carry on please
00:37:35you better run okay okay okay okay
00:37:42hey i think they're taking my scrapbooks
00:37:45fuck you you steaming pieces of shit great now he's gonna come this way
00:37:48hey hey it's not worth it it's not worth it
00:37:56do you think we should call the police i think a lot of people are calling the police right now
00:37:59okay let's just board this thing up and hope they move on come on hurry get out of the way
00:38:17so i guess this means you're staying
00:38:21let's just take a break let's not talk anymore okay thank you
00:38:29it's crazy that in this day and age something like this could happen
00:38:32but whose fault is it is it in the government is it a cell phone company
00:38:37it's whoever has their finger on that button that's his fault
00:38:40well the city's lost his mind the whole city is totally unprepared people are hiding in dumpsters
00:38:45there was looting well some guy was trying to kayak through the ocean and died of dehydration
00:38:50that's what i'm talking about but keep in mind lives were lost here because of the false alarm
00:38:54there were accidents on the road that there were even suicides
00:38:56it's all about accurate information we gotta stop listening to amateur unconfirmed sources of
00:39:02course um gotta get off twitter well at least it reminds us of what's most important
00:39:07yeah be close to your loved ones jesus are they still here come on
00:39:20you're fucking kidding me looters still here i wish mandy mandy anyone home
00:39:27who's that nobody mandy it's nick open up
00:39:33bucket nicky's here no i think it's still one of the looters we should probably call the cops or
00:39:38something that's the guy no that's not the guy what do you even see in me unbelievable
00:39:49that's him i've never seen that page before in my life
00:39:55you like most of the photos hello don't want to answer them
00:40:08nick hey mandy you're right you weren't answering your phone i've been busy what are you doing here
00:40:14i had to see you that's crazy i know i know but the thing is about how batshit insane today
00:40:19was
00:40:20made me realize how much i care about you and us nick nick please just hear me out
00:40:26i'm in love with you
00:40:30and the thought of taking that long rail into the sky
00:40:33it gave me a new perspective that you're the one i want to be with you know
00:40:37you were saying how you weren't happy and already thinking about making a change so
00:40:43i'm here whoa whoa i i wouldn't say that i didn't say that
00:40:50there's uh someone else in there oh what's up tank top you rode your little bike over here
00:40:56during the middle of a crisis to uh to do all this you think that's a cool move
00:41:00dude i'm sorry i thought you guys would be broken up by now oh did you think we would be
00:41:04broken up any guys talk about it beforehand have a little strategy
00:41:08shep please go back inside
00:41:13maybe this was a bad time no no no you know what this was this was bound to happen
00:41:23nick i'm afraid we're going to have to let you go
00:41:27i think we have to come to terms with where this is heading i mean
00:41:31neither of us are happy in this situation right we both need to figure out what's best for the team
00:41:37we've had some great moments but change can be a good thing for both parties
00:41:42fun fact she used that same speech on me no no it's similar but you know i made a couple
00:41:47edits
00:41:48per cycle breakup speech wow that's cold yeah she's a sociopath do you know that
00:41:53you know i'm not good with words when it's an emotional thing okay i have to rehearse so what
00:41:59we had it was not real i was i was messed up okay i used you for something that it
00:42:10just wasn't going
00:42:11anywhere i'm really sorry it's okay mandy yeah i respect you you too shep
00:42:22i'm glad you guys are working it out you don't get to ride away from this what are you what
00:42:27are you
00:42:27doing shep i'm about to punch this guy in the face move no no no this is not a good
00:42:31idea shep
00:42:33i'm back here come on you want to come here you want to try to take my girlfriend
00:42:38let's go you want to do this let's go i'm a trained pacifist i'm not gonna fight but i will
00:42:43protect my body
00:42:46i hate your body shep come on don't embarrass yourself
00:42:55let it out nick stop it let it out let it out breathe breathe
00:43:16my phone's always on if you need to talk
00:43:20sorry about your car getting broken into
00:43:30yeah
00:43:40it's not like i invited him over shep please talk to me
00:43:59fuck
00:44:01fuck
00:44:22I can't believe she did that to you.
00:44:25Let me know if you want to talk about it.
00:44:32What are you up to right now?
00:45:03Oh, hey. I was just working on some stuff. Anyway, it doesn't matter. The point is, I know a lot
00:45:16of shit went down today and you're obviously still mad at me. I mean, why wouldn't you be?
00:45:24But you know, no relationship is perfect. We have our problems. But if we can just talk about this like
00:45:33adults, I think we can get past it.
00:45:47Give me one second. Hey, yeah, you got to go through the window actually. We completely panicked with the door
00:45:55and now it's, we can't undo it, what we've done. It's like the Taj Mahal though, right? That's how you
00:45:59get into the Taj.
00:46:01Wow, it's so much smaller than it looks online.
00:46:06Well, that's the webcam, sort of.
00:46:08Can I help you?
00:46:11Oh, wow, you're Mandy. Oh my God, your skin is so glowy in person.
00:46:18Who are you?
00:46:19This is Fan Artista 4.
00:46:22Okay.
00:46:23I go by Kim IRL. Yeah, I've been a real big fan of Chef's ever since he posted this drawing
00:46:30he did of the cast of Friends, but they were ducks.
00:46:33That was a good one.
00:46:35Yeah, you've seen it. It's so funny.
00:46:39She's seen it. She loves it.
00:46:41And I've been seeing your post since like years ago. Remember when you got bangs that one summer?
00:46:46Uh, sort of. I don't know.
00:46:50I just can't believe I'm actually standing in your house. You know, usually I'm just driving by while you're sleeping.
00:46:58I'm just kidding.
00:46:59Oh, that's very funny.
00:47:02Hey, nice to meet you. Oh wow, cool Drusina.
00:47:05What the fuck is she doing here?
00:47:07She's my friend. Hanging out.
00:47:10Not right now, you're not.
00:47:12Uh, you got to have a friend.
00:47:14Oh, that's bullshit and you know it.
00:47:17Fan Artista 4, how would you like to see my studio?
00:47:21Toads?
00:47:22Toads.
00:47:25You can actually cut through right there.
00:47:27Now I know.
00:47:29Okie doke dancing.
00:47:35Mandy, what the fuck? Where have you been?
00:47:37Glad to know you're okay too, Beth.
00:47:39Have you seen what's going on?
00:47:41Yeah, yeah, the thing was a false alarm and it completely destroyed my relationship.
00:47:46Oh, you don't know.
00:47:48Know what?
00:47:49Your feed is famous.
00:47:51There's like gifs or gifs or whatever the fuck you call them if you guys banging each other. It's like
00:47:55crazy.
00:47:56That's impossible. Nobody gives a shit about Shep's stuff.
00:48:00You know, maybe you should take those down.
00:48:01I mean, good for you for finally breaking up with him, but like...
00:48:05Oh my god.
00:48:08So today's been pretty crazy, huh?
00:48:11It's been so crazy.
00:48:12I know.
00:48:14Do you have life insurance?
00:48:16What?
00:48:17Life insurance, like in case anything ever happens to you.
00:48:22No.
00:48:23No.
00:48:24No, I don't think most people my age have life insurance.
00:48:27I think it's like an old person thing, right?
00:48:29No.
00:48:30Anyone can get it.
00:48:31I have it.
00:48:32I'm not old.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:36Okay.
00:48:38Hey.
00:48:39Will you draw me like one of your Instagirls?
00:48:45Okay.
00:48:45Yes.
00:48:46Yes, I will.
00:48:48Because you are an Instagirl.
00:48:51Um, alright.
00:48:55So, if you were to die, would the value of your work go up?
00:49:05What?
00:49:06Um, I think it's relative.
00:49:08I think.
00:49:09I know, but like even a little bit.
00:49:11You know, like say someone were to come in here and slit your throat while you're sleeping.
00:49:19Hypothetically.
00:49:22Sure.
00:49:24Hypothetically, I would say that, you know, I'm not that famous.
00:49:26So, I don't think death would do anything for me at the moment.
00:49:29Oh, no.
00:49:30You're...
00:49:31Here's the thing.
00:49:32You're like super popular.
00:49:33And all great artists have had a really tragic ending.
00:49:37You know, if you wanted to, you could be the Van Gogh of Pinterest.
00:49:41But, you have both your ears.
00:49:43That's a good thing, right?
00:49:45To have both ears.
00:49:46It's like a good...
00:49:47It's like a positive.
00:49:48I can hear everything.
00:49:49So, I don't want to lose those.
00:49:51It's just something to think about.
00:49:53I can try, I guess.
00:49:54Thank God you're here.
00:49:55She is...
00:49:59What are you doing?
00:50:00Why didn't you tell me thousands of people were watching us?
00:50:04Yeah, but why did you cheat on me?
00:50:05Not the same!
00:50:07Kind of the same!
00:50:08Oh my gosh!
00:50:09So, your guys' relationship is like crazy toxic.
00:50:12I know I've just been a casual observer for a very long time, but may I just say that
00:50:17the cycle of emotional abuse does have to stop somewhere in.
00:50:22Kim, right?
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:24Are you done?
00:50:26Yeah, I think I got what I came for.
00:50:28So, thank you for the scene.
00:50:30I'm going to grab this.
00:50:33It's going to get me a lot of likes.
00:50:36More than likes.
00:50:37We need a good time in here.
00:50:39Oh.
00:50:43Oh, if either of you want to follow me or...
00:50:49Um...
00:50:53I want you to take down every picture, every post, every fucking tweet that has a mention
00:50:58of me in it.
00:50:59Now!
00:51:00Well, that will be very difficult to do because you just smashed all my shit!
00:51:04Figure it out!
00:51:04I can't!
00:51:05Why not?
00:51:06Because we're blowing up right now!
00:51:08I have to make sure she's out of this house.
00:51:10She's got a real weird thing about death going on.
00:51:17I mean, I took down the video.
00:51:20Um...
00:51:20We're gift and memed.
00:51:21I don't know how to stop that.
00:51:24And, uh...
00:51:25We're on Pornhub.
00:51:26I don't want to hear it, Shep.
00:51:28You know, you managed to flood the internet with some of the most intimate, gut-wrenching,
00:51:36embarrassing moments I've ever experienced.
00:51:40You're gonna ruin my life with this!
00:51:42And for what?
00:51:44For a couple of hits?
00:51:46It was like a million.
00:51:48Who gives a fuck?!
00:51:49Okay, I don't know what to tell you.
00:51:50The video's down, alright?
00:51:52So all we can do now is try to make the best of the situation.
00:51:55If you ever want this relationship to heal, or care about me even a little bit, you would
00:52:01delete our account.
00:52:03I don't know.
00:52:04Listen to me.
00:52:05People are buying my stuff.
00:52:06Like, crazy.
00:52:07I've never...
00:52:08I don't even know if I can fill this many orders.
00:52:10Shep, please.
00:52:11Just do it.
00:52:12Do what?
00:52:13The profile doesn't affect...
00:52:14The video is down!
00:52:15Okay?
00:52:16So the profile is not affected by the video.
00:52:18No!
00:52:18I'm not gonna take it down!
00:52:19Why would I...
00:52:19No!
00:52:19No!
00:52:20I'm not!
00:52:25There's no saving us, is there?
00:52:29I don't think so.
00:52:32I want an exit interview.
00:52:35What?
00:52:37What are you, like an HR thing?
00:52:38Exactly.
00:52:39I think we have to clear the air.
00:52:43You know, obviously we have a lot of stuff left unsaid.
00:52:46That's the most insane thing I've ever heard of.
00:52:48Just do it for me, okay?
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51Alright.
00:52:51Let's do an exit interview.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:53This is normal.
00:52:54You wanna go first?
00:52:55No, no, no.
00:52:56By all means.
00:52:57It's all you.
00:52:58Great.
00:52:59Reminder, this was your idea.
00:53:00Um, okay.
00:53:01I've always known you secretly farted.
00:53:03What?
00:53:04Don't.
00:53:04Whatever.
00:53:05Easy.
00:53:05Very simple.
00:53:06We're in a fancy place.
00:53:08Immediately.
00:53:09Can I take a loose piece of artwork?
00:53:10And you hop back.
00:53:11You think we don't know?
00:53:12We all know.
00:53:13We all know what's going on.
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:15Oh, well, uh...
00:53:16You have the coldest feet at night.
00:53:19I think I'm sleeping next to a corpse.
00:53:21I don't think they're that bad.
00:53:22Why do you think I wear socks to bed every night?
00:53:25Who gives a shit?
00:53:26You're an ugly laugher.
00:53:28Well, you're an ugly crier.
00:53:30I'm sensitive.
00:53:31That's fine.
00:53:32You hate kids.
00:53:33I can learn not to hate kids.
00:53:36Besides, you never told me anything about wanting to start a family.
00:53:40There it is.
00:53:41There what is?
00:53:42There it is.
00:53:43What?
00:53:44I'm Mandy, the most passive-aggressive person on earth.
00:53:48I mean, if that's what you think.
00:53:50You are an insufferable know-it-all.
00:53:53Ooh, I know how to Google.
00:53:56My name is Shep.
00:53:57We get it.
00:53:58I hate your best friend.
00:53:59Fuck you.
00:54:00I do.
00:54:00Bye.
00:54:01Everyone hates it.
00:54:02I hate your parents.
00:54:03They baby you and it's pathetic.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:07You want to know something else?
00:54:08Bring it.
00:54:09You're a phony.
00:54:11Compared to you?
00:54:12I'm dead serious.
00:54:14You want to have a real talk?
00:54:15Fine.
00:54:17At least I care about the shit I'm trying to do.
00:54:20You're so afraid of being alone that you go from guy to guy to guy because you wouldn't
00:54:26know what to do if you had to spend time with yourself.
00:54:31You're a lousy partner.
00:54:33And that's why I cheated on you.
00:54:36Yeah, I saw years of my life disappearing with some total narcissist.
00:54:42Incapable of finishing anything he starts.
00:54:45Because God forbid you actually have to commit to something.
00:54:49You fell in love with another dude.
00:54:54No.
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:55No.
00:54:56No, it wasn't love.
00:54:57Okay?
00:54:59But I was, I was missing something.
00:55:03You used to be like my best friend.
00:55:11And now you're...
00:55:13What?
00:55:16You're not.
00:55:19I've tried to be.
00:55:21I've tried so hard.
00:55:22But I've changed.
00:55:24People change.
00:55:25That's what they do in life.
00:55:27People aren't always the same person.
00:55:30What they try to do.
00:55:30Chef, don't!
00:55:31Listen to yourself.
00:55:33You don't date me anymore.
00:55:34You don't get to tell me what to do.
00:55:38That's a Kool-Aid!
00:55:42What?
00:55:45That's it.
00:55:46Get it out.
00:55:47You're gonna be okay.
00:55:49You poisoned me.
00:55:50Shep, you're hallucinating.
00:55:52It's not poison.
00:55:53It's anxiety medication.
00:55:54You should feel good.
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:56This reminds me of the time I was in Peru.
00:55:58I took ayahuasca.
00:55:59Had this horrible trip.
00:56:03I came out a better person on the other side.
00:56:05I got cleansed.
00:56:07What is he doing here?
00:56:08Relax, relax.
00:56:09I called him because he knows first aid.
00:56:12I brought you some water.
00:56:13I brought you some water.
00:56:13When you're ready.
00:56:16Thank you so much.
00:56:17Please leave.
00:56:17You got it, buddy.
00:56:20Mandy, you mind if we sidebar for a second?
00:56:23Sure.
00:56:24What, Mandy?
00:56:25Mandy, do not sidebar with him.
00:56:26Mandy, I hate-
00:56:33What's up?
00:56:35I don't think we should see each other anymore.
00:56:38Um, yeah, neither do I.
00:56:40I-
00:56:40And we both know you calling me was gonna lead to a relapse in judgment.
00:56:43I mean, come on.
00:56:46I don't think that's-
00:56:48Shh.
00:56:49It's okay.
00:56:52We don't have to play these games anymore.
00:56:55You're free.
00:56:56I'm just letting you know I'm not gonna chase.
00:56:58I appreciate that.
00:57:00Just looking at you, looking at your boyfriend, spilling his guts.
00:57:05I can tell.
00:57:07You guys are a team.
00:57:11Right.
00:57:13Oh, high five.
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:21Keep chasing the sunrise.
00:57:38Why?
00:57:40I'm sorry.
00:57:41I panicked and I didn't know who else to call.
00:57:44He might have saved your life.
00:57:45No, not him.
00:57:47Why didn't you just let me die?
00:57:50Just because we're breaking up doesn't mean I don't care about you.
00:57:57So we are breaking up.
00:58:01I don't think there's any coming back from the things we said.
00:58:05It isn't healthy.
00:58:07Yeah.
00:58:10Yeah.
00:58:12I don't look great right now.
00:58:13I don't blame you.
00:58:26How do you have all the furniture?
00:58:28It was a slow takeover.
00:58:30We have so much more shit to do.
00:58:32Well, let's take a break then.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:36I was just thinking about it.
00:58:37This is like the longest we've ever gone without looking at your cell phones.
00:58:41I wasn't even thinking about that.
00:58:42Yeah.
00:58:47Should we check the news?
00:58:48Yeah, probably.
00:58:53While the geopolitical standoff is far from over, both sides seem to have pulled back from the brink of war.
00:58:59And the missile strike is being revealed as a mistake by an overzealous officer in strategic command.
00:59:05What a fucking dumbass.
00:59:06Piece of shit.
00:59:08Also, a newfound appreciation for those we love.
00:59:11And speaking of love.
00:59:13Oh boy.
00:59:14This couple has gone viral post-crisis trying to go out with a bang.
00:59:20We should try this.
00:59:21No.
00:59:27I think I'm gonna find somewhere to eat.
00:59:32Give you some space.
00:59:33That's fair, yeah.
00:59:33Okay, good.
00:59:34Yeah.
00:59:51For one tonight?
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:54Slow night?
00:59:55Yeah.
00:59:56Usually people come in for the happy hour samosas, but I guess they're all busy tonight.
01:00:01Well, it's probably because of all the crazy shit that went down today.
01:00:05What happened?
01:00:06You don't know?
01:00:08I'm off the grid.
01:00:10I don't even have internet right now.
01:00:12You know what?
01:00:13It doesn't matter.
01:00:15I will have an order of the samosas and a huge side of bread.
01:00:20Coming right up.
01:00:41I'm just a man standing in front of his shop asking him to love her.
01:01:11How's everything?
01:01:12Everything's great.
01:01:15Okay.
01:01:20Hey.
01:01:21Hi.
01:01:23Oh.
01:01:24Hey.
01:01:26So much for giving each other space.
01:01:30I deleted the profile.
01:01:33All of it.
01:01:34Twitter, Twitch, Instagram, Facebook.
01:01:36Gone.
01:01:37But isn't that like your dream?
01:01:40With all the attention and selling your work online?
01:01:44I thought so.
01:01:46Um, but I don't care.
01:01:48I really don't care.
01:01:50This is real.
01:01:53Thank you for saying that.
01:01:58I, uh...
01:02:01I, uh, found your signs.
01:02:03Ah.
01:02:04Right.
01:02:06I think we gotta give this another shot.
01:02:09I don't think so.
01:02:11It took us thinking that we were gonna die in order to have any kind of real conversation.
01:02:17Maybe if you can't figure out who somebody is after five years, then...
01:02:22You never will.
01:02:24Even our meet cute story is fake.
01:02:27We don't even know what the lie was to begin with.
01:02:29We only made up a story because you didn't want to tell your friends that we met on a dating
01:02:35app.
01:02:35Well, that's not romantic.
01:02:37Okay, so that's why we decided on meeting each other on a train in Europe.
01:02:41How did I end up in the park?
01:02:43Why had that park story down pat?
01:02:46Everybody's meet cute story is fake.
01:02:48There is no such thing.
01:02:50Okay, Slim, we don't have one.
01:02:51Who cares?
01:02:53Everybody's just lying to themselves to fall in love.
01:02:57Just so we can feel less alone.
01:03:15I am so sorry.
01:03:17Could I get a table for one?
01:03:19Sure. Anywhere you like.
01:03:22Weren't you just in here?
01:03:24No, I don't think so.
01:03:26It's from Guy.
01:03:32Where...
01:03:38Oh, jeez.
01:03:48Hello.
01:03:49Hi.
01:03:50Oh, hey. What's up?
01:03:52Excuse me. I am so sorry.
01:03:54I was just looking for a seat.
01:03:57Oh, yeah. It is super packed in here.
01:04:01It's so busy.
01:04:02Yeah.
01:04:03I'll try, but...
01:04:04Anyway, I noticed you were somewhere with your table.
01:04:06I don't know if...
01:04:07Oh, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
01:04:09Thank you so much.
01:04:10Yeah.
01:04:13I'll be quiet. I won't even...
01:04:14You won't even...
01:04:15Perfect.
01:04:16Here, just you and your bread.
01:04:17Great.
01:04:21I don't have a menu.
01:04:22You think they would give me a menu, you know?
01:04:28Have you had the chili?
01:04:30I haven't.
01:04:32It is so good.
01:04:35Really?
01:04:35Mm-hmm.
01:04:36I read a review, but I didn't believe it.
01:04:37I will now...
01:04:37I'm gonna give it a shot because of you.
01:04:40Actually...
01:04:41This is my favorite place.
01:04:43What?
01:04:45You're not gonna believe this.
01:04:46Mine, too.
01:04:48What?!
01:04:50Where are you from?
01:04:51New York.
01:04:52New York?
01:04:53You?
01:04:54Modesto, but I went to school in New York.
01:04:56Oh!
01:04:57Wow.
01:04:57We have so much in common.
01:05:00Unbelievable amounts in common.
01:05:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:05:03I have been in here every single day, and I have never seen you here.
01:05:08You know what it is?
01:05:09Probably on different timelines, you know what I mean?
01:05:10Like, I'm a brunch guy.
01:05:12I usually like to sleep in.
01:05:15You're missing out on brunch.
01:05:18I'm Shep.
01:05:22I'm Mandy.
01:05:24But my friends call me Mandy.
01:05:27That is the worst joke.
01:05:30Just so you know.
01:05:32Maybe you should, uh, give me your number or something so I don't forget.
01:05:38Okay.
01:05:39Yeah, let's do that.
01:05:42Now...
01:05:42No phones, though!
01:05:44This guy with...
01:05:48Or maybe I can just pay the bill and we can go back to your place and make out.
01:05:54Okay.
01:05:55We just met, though.
01:05:56I know.
01:05:57You're okay with it?
01:05:58Yep, let's go.
01:05:59Just met.
01:06:02It's pretty cute.
01:06:08All right.
01:06:09This is it.
01:06:10Cool.
01:06:11I like it.
01:06:13I don't own it.
01:06:14Really?
01:06:15Yeah, my parents own it.
01:06:17Oh, by the way, fun fact.
01:06:20That door is barricaded.
01:06:21We will have to enter through the window.
01:06:24I don't mind.
01:06:25Yeah?
01:06:25Yeah.
01:06:28It's funny.
01:06:28I actually, uh, I used to live here with my ex.
01:06:32Oh.
01:06:34What was she like?
01:06:37She's wonderful.
01:06:40Terrifying.
01:06:42Beautiful.
01:06:44Tried to kill me once.
01:06:47Despite everything we've been through, she's 100% my best friend.
01:06:54She must have felt pretty lucky with you most of the time.
01:06:59I really hope so.
01:07:04Just so you know, I don't usually hook up with people on the first date.
01:07:08Really? Is that true?
01:07:10I feel like people always hook up with me on the first date.
01:07:12I just have that way about me.
01:07:14It's kind of easy for me.
01:07:16Okay.
01:07:18It's weird.
01:07:19It feels like we've known each other for years.
01:07:22I know what you mean.
01:07:28Can we talk for real?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:39Where does this put us?
01:07:43I don't know.
01:07:46But I do know this was nice.
01:07:49And I'd do it again.
01:07:51Yeah.
01:07:54For sure it was, it is.
01:07:56But aren't we just going to end up in that same sad place?
01:08:02You can't say for sure.
01:08:05I kind of can, right?
01:08:09If you love me, just stay, dummy.
01:08:16I can't.
01:08:19Is this about money?
01:08:22You can't afford me.
01:08:23You'd be surprised.
01:08:25I can be very generous.
01:08:31So, I guess this means we should take this breakup seriously and figure out who we are solo.
01:08:40Yeah, we owe it to ourselves.
01:08:42You know, I always believed you would succeed.
01:08:47Really?
01:08:48Shut up and let me compliment you.
01:08:50Go ahead, please.
01:08:52You're so talented, creative.
01:08:55You have enormous amounts of potential.
01:09:00And when you figure out what you want to do with your life, you're going to be really amazing.
01:09:07Thank you for saying that.
01:09:09Um, you're going to be the most incredible, amazing, um, gluten-free person just the second you get just any
01:09:17distance from me.
01:09:19So.
01:09:28I'll leave tomorrow.
01:09:30No.
01:09:31Um, you just stay here.
01:09:32I'll go.
01:09:33I, you go.
01:09:34I'll go.
01:09:35But this is your family's place.
01:09:36Yeah, and they love you more than me.
01:09:38So they'll be thrilled to just deal with you.
01:09:40I'll, we'll figure it out later, but you just stay here.
01:09:44Can I still text you?
01:09:48No.
01:09:49I'm, I, I'm sorry.
01:09:51I can't handle that.
01:09:53Email me.
01:09:54If that's okay.
01:09:56That's fair.
01:10:05You're smiling in your sleep.
01:10:07Shut up.
01:10:08I am not.
01:10:08You are?
01:10:09You're content?
01:10:11I've got resting contentment base.
01:10:17No.
01:10:22Promise me you'll come back.
01:10:25Even if it's just to say hi.
01:10:30I will.
01:10:33You have all my stuff.
01:10:35Good.
01:10:48Good.
01:11:02Good.
01:11:04Good.
01:11:22I just feel like a change of scenery would be really good for you.
01:11:25My family's got a spot in the Himalayas.
01:11:27I might just go out there for a little bit of soul cleansing, you know?
01:11:30You can always come visit here for a while.
01:11:32I am more than prepared to get fucked up.
01:11:34That sounds awesome, but I think I need to be alone for a while, you know?
01:11:40Is there any chance you could make it work?
01:11:42Uh, I don't think so.
01:11:44Is it because of the internet sex thing?
01:11:46Mom, please don't say that. And, yeah, kind of, because of that. We were just growing into different people.
01:11:52Don't let this whole my life is over thing get you down. I mean, just come and stay for as
01:11:57long as you want.
01:11:58I really appreciate it, but I have the residency thing, so I'll be out of your hair soon, I promise.
01:12:02Yes?
01:12:03We're proud of you, no matter what.
01:12:05What the hell is that?
01:12:06Alright!
01:12:07Oh my-
01:12:08Mom?
01:12:10Dad?
01:12:13Oh my god.
01:12:14Okay, well.
01:12:15Did you hear that?
01:12:16I don't hear anything.
01:12:17Oh shit, she's awake.
01:12:19Hold on, honey.
01:12:20Mommy's here.
01:12:21Beth!
01:12:22Beth!
01:12:22What-
01:12:27What are you kids's chairs?
01:12:34Uh, I love you.
01:12:48No, take care of me.
01:13:02Please, please, please.
01:13:04What's up?
01:13:05You called Shep's phone.
01:13:06Leave him at me.
01:13:10Oh, my God.
01:13:11Oh, my God.
01:13:30Shep, Shep, I don't know where you are right now, but please, please, come back.
01:13:44Mandy!
01:13:48Mandy!
01:13:53It's Mandy!
01:13:57Shep!
01:13:58Shep!
01:14:00Shep!
01:14:01I'm sorry!
01:14:02No, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's fine, I'm here now, we're good, we're good.
01:14:04There's nobody I'd rather die with.
01:14:06Oh, my God, we have so much in common.
01:14:08Oh, my God, the window, the window!
01:14:10Hurry!
01:14:16Hi.
01:14:16I was thinking, did you want to go on a second date?
01:14:20Let me think about it.
01:14:29I was thinking, did you want to go on a second date?
01:14:29I was thinking, did you want to go on a second date?
01:14:29I was thinking, did you want to go on a second date?
01:14:29I was thinking, did you want to go on a second date?
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