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A Sami Wedding (Heajastallan) - Season 1 - Episode 03: The After Party

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00:00.
00:11What do you think of yourself?
00:15I don't know.
00:16I'm not sure.
00:18You're not sure.
00:20I'm not sure.
00:21You're not sure.
00:31No, no. No, no, no, no.
00:34What are you doing?
00:42I'm doing it.
01:07Let's go back to the hotel
01:18Why?
01:19Do you still have the idea of this?
01:21Yes, many of you do.
01:23I don't know.
01:25I don't know what you're saying.
01:25Mr. Kareem is here.
01:27I'll give him a half day.
01:29I'm not sure what he's saying.
01:33I'm not sure what he's saying.
01:36I'm not sure what he's saying.
01:37He's asking me if he's telling me anything.
01:42Let's go.
01:44Let's go.
01:47I'm going to go.
01:49I'm going to go.
01:50Yes.
01:52Let's go.
01:58Johan, do you want to go?
02:00Do you know what you want?
02:03I don't want to go.
02:04I don't want to go.
02:06I don't want to go.
02:08I don't want to go.
02:16Michael!
02:17Let's go.
02:19Where am I going?
02:25I'm going to go.
02:27I'm going to go.
02:28I'm going to go.
02:30I'm going to go.
02:31I'm going to go.
02:35You can stay in the room.
02:36It's okay.
02:44You can stay in the room for a long time.
02:48I can't do it.
02:49You can stay in the room.
02:50You're going to be doing it?
02:51I don't think you need to go.
02:52I can stay in the room.
02:53I have to stand up.
02:54I'm going to try to handle control.
02:55My control is the wrong way.
02:57Why do you want to be?
02:59I got 30 to let none in me.
03:01There's a lot of other than I go.
03:04I love it, since I eat it.
03:07I'm not a man.
03:09I'm tired.
03:10I love it, and I'm not a man.
03:12I'm not a man.
03:14You see it.
03:14I'm not a man.
03:15I'm not a man.
03:28So this is where you all grew up so welcome which room used to be Henry's this one
03:40and it was empty for a long time. I have to throw all the gay shit away. Look, I'm sorry
03:59about
04:00what happened at the gardens the other day. It's just that we don't have police often here
04:04so and it wasn't because you're gay or black. It's just, look, I'm not an idiot. My sister
04:21was afraid and I was there to protect her. Good. So I don't know what Henry has told you
04:34about me. Not very much except that you were there
04:37when they died. Let's start over. I'm very happy to get to know you. Okay? So hand me a case.
04:56Let's party. Okay. Okay. Oh no. There's a problem. Oh no. What? Problem solved.
05:12Salt? Salt. Garden will get this. Without a beer? I need something stronger. Let's go!
05:18Sweet.
05:19Felice.
05:19Oh no.
05:19Oh no, what's up?
05:43A eternally, how about you?
05:45Well, what do you think?
05:46That's a good thing.
05:47What do you think?
05:48Can you say it?
05:51No, I'm not going to play.
05:56I'm not going to pass.
06:00I'm not going to check on my drink.
06:12I'm not going to play.
06:15I'm not going to play.
06:18Onward, Onward, Onward!
06:22Onward, Onward!
06:28You are two single, right?
06:33My son is single.
06:35I'm just going to announce it.
06:37You are single.
06:38He is single.
06:39He is single.
06:41Like.
06:42I can't say anything.
06:45I can't say anything.
06:48I can't say anything.
06:48Well, I don't know.
06:50That's a bad thing.
06:52I just want to say anything.
06:54And I can't say anything.
06:57I can't say anything.
06:59I can't say anything.
07:01I don't know anything.
07:03I don't understand anything.
07:04Because I'm not the same for you.
07:07Because if you really want to talk about status,
07:09you know, Karianne is a doctor.
07:12And I'm a journalist.
07:14Oh, you.
07:15Full-førte du going, Denkli.
07:22You can talk anything else with me.
07:26Or I can't say anything.
07:29Jalla.
07:31What did you think?
07:36Do you know what the worst with being single is?
07:38I don't know what he's talking about.
07:41I don't know what he's talking about.
07:43Oh, sorry.
07:44Det går bra.
07:45Han er en fuckboy.
07:48Det er han.
07:49Er du, da?
07:51Hva om en fuckgirl?
07:54Si.
07:56Hvorfor er du fremdeles single?
08:05Hello.
08:05Doing you, al d**is.
08:06Adios.
08:08Let's go.
08:11Would you like to talk to me who's younger?
08:16In the morning, I would like to push you in the morning.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20You're doing so well as well as the night.
08:20I think the night, I should go home.
08:23I'm leaving.
08:24Yes, you're getting there.
08:26How about your haiwa?
08:27It's the most expensive one, Jesus.
08:58Would you like to wear one?
08:59Me? No, I can't.
09:01Why?
09:02Can I?
09:03Yes.
09:04I can try this?
09:05Let's do it.
09:05Come on.
09:06Like for real?
09:07Yes.
09:07Yes.
09:08Come on, it's a party. Let's go.
09:10Come on.
09:11Yeah, let's go.
09:19What's your wife's call?
09:20No.
09:28I'm ready.
09:30Okay, last looks.
09:32Final look.
09:33Yeah, check me over.
09:34It's good.
09:35Can you feel good?
09:36I feel good.
09:37What the fuck are you doing?
09:41I'm not going to get you.
09:43I'm not going to get you.
09:43I'm going to get you.
09:44I'm not going to get you.
09:45All people should know that.
09:46This is cultural appropriation.
09:48Cultural appropriation?
09:49Yes.
09:50I don't know if you're not going to get you.
09:51I'm not going to get you.
09:52Don't listen to his political correct bullshit.
09:55He's just jealous because you have the balls to actually wear a gargit.
09:58I don't mean it all right.
10:01Now what's your gargit?
10:08To the room.
10:16I'm sorry.
10:26I am sorry.
10:28I'm sorry.
10:28Let me know.
10:31I am sorry.
10:32Who will be laughing?
10:33You are right.
10:34No, no, no, no.
10:34Oh, no, no!
10:53This is my morning.
10:54Doesn't Henry ever tell you anything?
10:58Yoik is like our songs.
11:01They're personal, and if you're given one,
11:04it's like the greatest honor you can get.
11:07And if somebody yoiked you, it's like an homage.
11:12But do you guys have your own yoik?
11:14No.
11:16Our parents came from home where they didn't yoik,
11:20so it didn't trickle down onto us either.
11:25Our garden has a yoik.
11:27She got it from Neelast on her wedding day.
11:32How romantic.
11:37Do you have a special someone?
11:40Why do people assume that women can't manage
11:43without a man in their life?
11:44No, that's not what I was saying.
11:49Girl.
11:50No.
11:51I'm not going to make a yoik.
11:54You're too going to come up with a girl.
11:56I'm going to have a little girl on his place.
12:02I want to be happy with my daughter,
12:06but I don't have to be happy.
12:09You don't have to be happy to be happy.
12:18I'm not happy now.
12:20Let's go.
12:25¶¶
12:56It's just a fun game.
13:02It's the most fun part.
13:05And it's the most fun game.
13:06And the biggest one was play.
13:09Oh my god.
13:15I don't know what's going on here.
13:18What do you think?
13:19Let's go.
13:26Fuck!
13:26I don't know if he's a fool.
13:32I will be shocked.
13:35Why?
13:38Why not?
13:43The feeling is so...
13:45It's a stressful week.
13:48What are you doing here?
13:50What are you doing here?
14:01What are you doing here?
14:04This is the middle of the house.
14:06I don't want to take care of this house.
14:08I don't want to take care of this house.
14:15I need to take care of this house.
14:19I'm going to keep my own house.
14:20I'll do it again.
14:29You're not going to take care of this house.
14:32What are you doing here?
14:34What are you doing here?
14:35Oh, well, let's go.
15:05All the way to Laga, Laga, Laga
15:07Yoko Zeila, I to mele gara's, I'm a
15:11Hey!
15:17Hey, what?
15:19Ooh, I'm coming over tight.
15:23Yoko Zeila, I to mele gara's, I'm a
15:25I'm a, I'm a
15:27Yoko Zeila, I to mele gara's, I'm a
15:29I'm a
15:30Yoha!
15:31Doh, man!
15:35Ooh.
15:39Nell.
15:40Nell, nell, nell, nell, nell, nell.
15:43He you don't need to have the best, guys!
15:46Sami, I'll have to take a little bit.
15:49And Johan, your sister!
15:51Ha ha!
15:52I don't want to do it.
15:55What do you want?
15:56Yeah.
15:57You know, Johan will do it.
15:59What are you doing here?
16:00He he!
16:08...and you're a good person.
16:12You're calling me the police.
16:24You're calling me the police.
16:26Very careful.
16:28Have you got a round of applause?
16:30I have a lot of applause over here.
16:33I'll be happy with that.
16:38I'm sorry for that.
16:40Can you hear me?
16:41I'll be happy with that.
16:41I'll be happy with that.
17:14This gay thing, do you know that you are gay or can you just like wake up in the morning
17:20and feel like, shit, I'm gay. Do you think you're gay? Haha, you're so gay. Fuck you, I like pussy,
17:30okay, but can Johan wake up tomorrow and be gay?
17:34My period doesn't mean it. I've never talked to a gay guy before. That you know of. Yeah, yeah, don't
17:43you guys ever wonder about stuff?
17:50I know you got questions. Come on, shoot. Okay, is it true that you black people have big penises?
17:58Oh. I mean, it's just something I've heard of. Google it.
18:05Just don't say that story till you don't know about Johan.
18:10Well, I walk deep in the ocean.
18:14Do you have a sauce?
18:16No, Iceland.
18:24In.
18:29Let's do it.
18:30What?
18:33What are you doing?
18:35I'm getting a hard on. Come on.
18:38You can't measure without a hard on. Everyone knows that.
18:42No. Don't laugh.
18:45I can't.
18:46Oh.
18:48No. I'm not having a dick measuring contest with you.
18:52Well, are you afraid my dick is bigger than yours?
18:55Stop laughing at me.
18:57She's gonna think I have a small dick or it's weird or something.
19:01Get my tongue.
19:08You can't stop.
19:10We're good.
19:13It's not about that.
19:15I'm actually trying to get laid here.
19:17Here?
19:17Okay.
19:18Okay.
19:20Oh my god.
19:22That is a big ass dick.
19:25Ain't your balls too?
19:26Johan.
19:27I wish mine was as big as that.
19:29Get that thing away from me.
19:31It's huge.
19:32Stop Johan.
19:33It's too big.
19:47Frank in time.
20:00It's pranking time, dude.
20:20He has been mad.
20:20And won't let's go away.
20:28You shouldn't go away.
20:30I'm afraid.
20:31I can't get any money.
20:34I can't get any money.
20:35I can't get any money.
21:11the
21:11I
21:12can't
21:12say
21:13I
21:14want to
21:15do
21:15do
21:15do
21:16do
21:17do
21:17do
21:18do
21:19do
21:31FN Peril.
21:33Do you have a diploma?
21:39No, I don't have a diploma.
21:42It's on the ONL Forum.
21:44Are you from New York?
21:47I'm up. I'm up here.
21:51What?
21:52What is that?
21:54I'm up here.
21:56I'm up here.
22:02I'm here.
22:04I'm up here.
22:10I'm up here.
22:13I'm up here.
22:13And Kaling Hill.
22:18I'll go to that later.
22:30I don't care, don't worry.
22:39Well, I'm not going to die here.
22:42I'm not going to go.
22:50What are you talking about?
22:53I'm not going to go to the bar.
22:56I'm not going to eat at night.
23:04I'm not going to go to the bar.
23:09I'm not going to go to the bar.
23:35I'm not going to go to the bar.
23:38I'm just going to go to the bar.
23:44I can't hear you.
23:45You're a gay man who is a gay man.
23:50You're a gay man.
23:56That's my boys.
23:58What do you think?
23:59I'll imagine you're a gay man.
24:02You're a gay man.
24:07Yeah...
24:08It's hard.
24:11But I couldn't work with you either.
24:14No, I'm not going to.
24:16No.
24:21No.
24:24I said you weren't going to do anything else.
24:27No.
24:38What's up there?
24:40It's a feast.
24:54Someone taught me how to yoink.
24:56And they said I was good at it.
24:59Listen.
25:09Okay.
25:14Please don't ever yoink again.
25:17It was great.
25:18Oh shit.
25:23To be honest.
25:25Would you love me?
25:28Or fuck me at least, you know.
25:30Okay.
25:31I got it.
25:32Time to go to bed.
25:33Come on.
25:40I got it.
25:42I got it.
25:45I got it.
25:51What do you do?
25:54What do you do?
25:57I got it.
26:01I got it.
26:06Hey Vika, I'm going to set you up, I'm going to set you up.
26:10I'm going to set you up.
26:12I'll set you up.
26:14I'll set you up.
26:15And I'll set you up.
26:15I know what the lady and the red and lovely food.
26:19Ooh!
26:21We wrote on things.
26:28What's the name?
26:29Elin.
26:30No.
26:32We wrote on sex.
26:35Oh, sex.
26:38I don't know if it's gay, but I don't know if it's gay.
26:44I don't know if it's gay, but I don't know if it's gay.
26:49Thank you for the party.
26:52Good night, Michael.
26:53Good night.
26:54Let's go.
26:55Good morning.
27:15Good night.
27:17Second night.
27:26Good night.
27:39Good night.
27:57Thank you so much.
28:01Thanks, Lisha.
28:03How's your day?
28:04I'm too long.
28:04I don't know.
28:37Oh
29:09Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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