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00:00:01Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Graze, she is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please.
00:00:56Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:23anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25The Elisander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:31He's so hot.
00:02:33Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:51Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma! I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma? Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:06I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:24I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:26No!
00:03:35Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:43Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:50What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:05Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:27Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:31Come on. Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:46How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:49Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:52I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:56You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:58Don't worry, General.
00:04:59I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:04I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:29Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:34That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:51He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:00Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:11Who?
00:06:15The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second.
00:06:20You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:22That's correct.
00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:29That's her motto.
00:06:30It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:33We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:35She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:39No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:45I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:47I will find her.
00:06:48James, come.
00:06:50Put out a bounty.
00:06:51To the entire world.
00:06:53Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:58There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:19She's going to save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:30She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew!
00:07:34She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:54but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:58So step aside.
00:08:00I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:03Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:04You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:06I'm the richest tycoon in this country,
00:08:08and a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:13I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:16on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her
00:08:22would do for some.
00:08:23A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage
00:08:25of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:38Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out,
00:08:40you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:47trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:49and to know a veil.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later
00:08:54if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right.
00:08:57I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you,
00:09:00if you fail,
00:09:01I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:03mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay
00:09:11your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:16I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me
00:09:19when you have a different wish.
00:09:21No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you,
00:09:30then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero
00:09:34who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:36from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest
00:09:4630 under 30 would even dream
00:09:48of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:51Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
00:09:52to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:56you couldn't find an ounce
00:09:58of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:02were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you
00:10:43everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:52has a peanut allergy,
00:10:53and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that
00:11:00just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:07right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of
00:11:10endo-cryo-
00:11:12What?
00:11:14What?
00:11:16This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing
00:11:23when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this
00:11:29crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:31is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back
00:11:35to the homeless asylum
00:11:36where you came from
00:11:37if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does
00:11:41solve this medical mystery,
00:11:42what is the point
00:11:43of doctors
00:11:44who have studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have
00:11:49congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but
00:11:56if she just throws out
00:11:57a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:11:59one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again,
00:12:01there is no such thing
00:12:02as endo-cryo-
00:12:03What-what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06And of course,
00:12:06none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered
00:12:09it.
00:12:10This condition only affects
00:12:12those with both
00:12:13CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are
00:12:15a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer
00:12:18than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all,
00:12:20you've hit the jackpot
00:12:21by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean,
00:12:26you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:27if you were
00:12:28actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just
00:12:32a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare
00:12:34to meet us
00:12:35who actually studied
00:12:37real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were
00:12:40too poor
00:12:41to go to
00:12:41real medical school.
00:12:42Oh,
00:12:43so she went to
00:12:43the super circus
00:12:45instead.
00:12:46And now she's here
00:12:47putting on this
00:12:48clown show
00:12:48coming up with
00:12:49fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing
00:12:51if you can't
00:12:53wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed
00:12:54to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three
00:12:59incompetent doormats
00:13:00want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all
00:13:03should grow parts
00:13:03of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way,
00:13:06that condition is called
00:13:07an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that
00:13:09supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're
00:13:11being schooled by me
00:13:12and I'm about to walk
00:13:13all over your
00:13:13medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18And if you can't
00:13:19heal him,
00:13:21you'll break your
00:13:22hands.
00:13:23And then you can't
00:13:25pretend to have
00:13:26healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved
00:13:31more lives than all
00:13:32three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate
00:13:35to get rid of your
00:13:36competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie,
00:13:38don't risk your hands
00:13:39for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives
00:13:42at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander
00:13:52Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying
00:13:54on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong
00:14:01has been in a
00:14:02vegetative state
00:14:03for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me
00:14:09because you're scared
00:14:10I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not,
00:14:13if you save my son,
00:14:14I'll give you
00:14:15everything.
00:14:23I'll even have
00:14:24Lysander, my heir,
00:14:26marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this
00:14:28for the money
00:14:28or for a wealthy
00:14:29husband.
00:14:30I just believe in
00:14:31helping good people
00:14:32and doing the right
00:14:33thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi
00:14:35set at exactly
00:14:36113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait,
00:14:38what for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks
00:14:43so bad that she
00:14:44just wants a bath
00:14:44to wash the homeless
00:14:45stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly,
00:14:48this is called
00:14:49greatness.
00:14:50Secondly,
00:14:51even if you drown
00:14:52yourself in plastic
00:14:53surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid
00:14:54of your own
00:14:55ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's
00:15:03life at stake here
00:15:04and you're standing
00:15:05in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle
00:15:08of doctor when
00:15:09you're only capable
00:15:09of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting
00:15:12in my way
00:15:12or I promise you,
00:15:14you will be bubbling
00:15:15at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh yeah?
00:15:17You want to see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left.
00:15:39Leave the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve
00:15:45to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:49She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:53Do you see
00:15:54any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right
00:15:57hands can save lives,
00:15:58but in the wrong hands
00:15:59it becomes nothing
00:16:01but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't
00:16:03good enough to take
00:16:04down the queen of medicine!
00:16:05Do you have one
00:16:06of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:08I've saved entire
00:16:10civilizations with
00:16:11my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save
00:16:13someone,
00:16:13even the grim reaper
00:16:15can't stop me.
00:16:31Why is she
00:16:32skinning blood?
00:16:33This wasn't
00:16:34supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said
00:16:36even the grim reaper
00:16:37can't get in your way.
00:16:38Angel herbalist.
00:16:39This is what I call
00:16:41malpractice.
00:16:43This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:45But she deserves
00:16:47a little punishment.
00:16:48Well,
00:16:48where's the jacuzzi
00:16:49I asked for?
00:16:50Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:51Right this way.
00:16:52Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:16:53wait, wait, wait,
00:16:54what the hell
00:16:54is going on?
00:16:55You say you want
00:16:56your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons
00:16:57of grandchildren,
00:16:58don't you?
00:16:59Then stop getting
00:17:00in my way.
00:17:01Every second counts.
00:17:04Let's go for our dip,
00:17:05shall we?
00:17:08Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:17:09General Armstrong,
00:17:11your family is the
00:17:12richest and most
00:17:13powerful in the nation.
00:17:14Are you really
00:17:15going to let this
00:17:16hobo slut touch
00:17:18your son?
00:17:18Hold on.
00:17:19You two are going
00:17:20in there alone?
00:17:22If you don't want
00:17:23these drooling vultures
00:17:24to see your son naked,
00:17:26then sure,
00:17:27invite everyone in.
00:17:29All right.
00:17:30But I warn you,
00:17:32no funny business.
00:17:33Thanks.
00:18:11Bye.
00:18:34You really shouldn't
00:18:35leave your precious
00:18:36son in there
00:18:36with that homeless
00:18:37conwoman,
00:18:38General Armstrong.
00:18:39Exactly.
00:18:39What if she gets
00:18:40pregnant by him?
00:18:42She could blackmail
00:18:43you for millions.
00:18:45That's what I would
00:18:46do if I was that poor.
00:18:47And then the Armstrong
00:18:48family will be
00:18:49the laughingstock
00:18:50of the nation,
00:18:51held for ransom
00:18:52by a homeless woman.
00:18:54Dad, you can't
00:18:56seriously be listening
00:18:57to that.
00:18:57We have to have faith.
00:18:59Where did you actually
00:19:00find this little life?
00:19:04On the streets?
00:19:06Are you shitting me?
00:19:08You found this bum
00:19:09on the streets?
00:19:10Are you nuts?
00:19:11You don't know her?
00:19:12You don't know
00:19:12her background?
00:19:13She could be
00:19:14a psychotic murder.
00:19:15That is it, General.
00:19:16You have to go in
00:19:17and stop this now.
00:19:18You're right.
00:19:18That's it.
00:19:19I'm shutting down
00:19:20this clown show right now.
00:19:21James, let's go.
00:19:22Yes, sir.
00:19:26Oh, my God.
00:19:33I told you all
00:19:34to stay out.
00:19:40This is a critical
00:19:41moment for you.
00:19:42We can't be interrupted.
00:19:44Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:49I'm not going to let
00:19:50this homeless hoochie
00:19:51mama trap my son.
00:19:55I'm going to save him
00:19:56myself.
00:19:57No, thank you.
00:20:02You see that, General?
00:20:03This isn't just
00:20:04a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:05This is a witchcraft.
00:20:08I know what this is.
00:20:10This is the dark witch.
00:20:12I've heard of her.
00:20:13She uses her dark magic
00:20:15to steal the hearts
00:20:16of young, handsome men
00:20:17and then she eats them alive.
00:20:19Oh, I'm going to kill
00:20:20that bitch before
00:20:21she takes my son.
00:20:22James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:25Yes, sir.
00:20:29You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:40Help me.
00:20:42I'm just one.
00:20:47Something's wrong.
00:20:50You were drunk
00:20:51with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:53Lysander Armstrong
00:20:54and his fortune
00:20:55will soon be mine.
00:20:58That's one more thing
00:20:59I'm saving you from.
00:21:08Sir?
00:21:09The SWAT team is here.
00:21:11Captain Morales.
00:21:13My son is trapped
00:21:14behind there
00:21:15with a devious
00:21:17man-eating witch.
00:21:18I need you to do
00:21:19whatever you can
00:21:20to tear down that door.
00:21:22Rest assured,
00:21:22General Armstrong.
00:21:24We'll break down that door
00:21:25and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:30right.
00:21:32Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:37You're right.
00:21:40Who the fuck are you?
00:21:42And why the hell are we made?
00:21:45Good.
00:21:46You're awake.
00:21:47I'm saving you.
00:21:49Saving me?
00:21:50By bathing with me?
00:21:52Who are you?
00:21:53You're a fucking spy?
00:21:55Talk!
00:21:55I swear to God
00:21:56I'm going to have you
00:21:56arrested for this.
00:21:59You're the one who's
00:22:00trying to kiss me
00:22:01in your stripper.
00:22:04I will never.
00:22:05Oh, really?
00:22:20Look who's guilty now.
00:22:23Look, I don't know
00:22:24what the fuck this is,
00:22:25all right,
00:22:25but it is a
00:22:26biological fact.
00:22:27A man is attracted
00:22:29to
00:22:31a naked woman
00:22:32and her breasts.
00:22:33Science, okay?
00:22:34It just means that my body
00:22:35Oh, shut up.
00:22:36It's just a clear.
00:22:39You're distracted me
00:22:40with your friend.
00:22:41And I'm a professional.
00:22:43I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:45Captain, do something now.
00:22:47Ready!
00:22:53We're almost there.
00:22:55Aim!
00:22:57Get him, boy.
00:22:58Get him!
00:23:00Fire!
00:23:04Fire!
00:23:19Those demon cells.
00:23:21How is this possible?
00:23:23It's not even a scratch.
00:23:25I told you
00:23:25this is dark magic.
00:23:27Of course,
00:23:27your earthly bullets
00:23:28won't do a thing.
00:23:29No.
00:23:30I believe
00:23:30Miss Trixie
00:23:31is a good person.
00:23:32She's not
00:23:33the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even
00:23:40have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen
00:23:45angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can
00:23:51except
00:23:52for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years
00:23:57miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess maybe this
00:24:06homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than
00:24:14us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie you're
00:24:19wrong
00:24:20sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called
00:24:25borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick
00:24:33to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask
00:24:40you two
00:24:41to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is
00:24:47dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the
00:24:54witch
00:24:55doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal
00:25:03him
00:25:03i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i
00:25:10am letting
00:25:11you rip my golden bachelor away from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss
00:25:19of life
00:25:20so we can both survive
00:25:40it's poison gas poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:47poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:25:55like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:02poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:08of us
00:26:08killed i may have promised you that i'd save you but it's now or never
00:26:27what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:33they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:39if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:26:45one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:26:51wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is
00:26:55taking way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten
00:27:03even a bomb shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my
00:27:09god
00:27:10get back son ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:33the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:42don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:48otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:27:54tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:00for
00:28:00yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general
00:28:06if you won't punish her i will
00:28:13don't hurt her
00:28:25his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:31there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:42miss trixie did it dad
00:28:44lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:52i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:28:58your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:03i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:09wait wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:15of medicine than
00:29:16the queen angel and iron
00:29:19the goddess healer
00:29:24could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:30over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:36what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:39devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:42take care
00:29:43no wait
00:29:45miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:48he's right
00:29:49we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:29:54if you cured him
00:29:55and you did just that
00:29:56of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:29:59i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:09already engaged
00:30:10i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:15and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed
00:30:19really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:24some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:27but you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold
00:30:32no really i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:42tricksy it's your fiancee he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:49i must go
00:30:56hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:02it was just dumb luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:07she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:09marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:16i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:22oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:29no no no no no my standard my standard was supposed to be mine
00:31:36i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:40you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:43take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:47wait no we're not we're i no she's just better than us
00:31:52oh my god
00:31:56we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:31:59she's no average jane
00:32:00no she isn't
00:32:01she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:03but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:05why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog
00:32:10but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:11no normal person could have done that
00:32:14goddess or not
00:32:15homeless or not i don't care
00:32:17i have never met a woman like that
00:32:19i have to find her i have to make her my wife
00:32:21she won my heart over too
00:32:22but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:25i'll help you find her
00:32:26all right listen
00:32:28i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:35i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:43now
00:32:43trixie paid for this house
00:32:45she waited for you for three years
00:32:48she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:50and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:53one with some serious fuck you money
00:32:55so get lost
00:32:57who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:06grandma
00:33:08beatrice trixie amori
00:33:10i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:13i'm dumping you for your best friend
00:33:15marissa
00:33:17in fact
00:33:18the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:20so sign over the house
00:33:21now
00:33:27you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:30and i did
00:33:31for three years while you were deployed
00:33:34yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:36and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:40do you have no shame
00:33:41we were together for three years
00:33:43and uh
00:33:43it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:45when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:53that's how much she would owe me
00:33:54if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:33:58i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:01of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:07oh yeah
00:34:08well marissa
00:34:10is so much better than you
00:34:12she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:16and now
00:34:16she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:20two
00:34:21and you
00:34:25you're still nothing
00:34:26so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:29of course she's an upgrade
00:34:30look what she uh got me for my engagement
00:34:34oops
00:34:36yeah
00:34:37that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:46you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:48i certainly did
00:34:49in fact
00:34:51marissa
00:34:52you and your dimwit brother
00:34:54only have everything you have
00:34:56all thanks to me
00:35:01oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:04that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:06you two
00:35:07are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:10my granddaughter
00:35:11supported you
00:35:13and your entire family
00:35:15for three years while you were gone
00:35:17how dare you insult her
00:35:20it's okay grandma
00:35:21let's not stoop to that level
00:35:24poor edna
00:35:25she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:27what is he talking about jersey
00:35:30show her bob
00:35:36this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:39she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:41she was begging on the street for money
00:35:45i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:48even if you got no game
00:35:49i got street cred i got out of keep
00:35:51you dig
00:35:52the word you're looking for is dignity
00:35:55and you're one to speak
00:35:56cheater
00:35:59is this true tricksy
00:36:03i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:06i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:09so that i can help them
00:36:11of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:15what is that supposed to mean
00:36:17it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:20is actually a downgrade
00:36:26enough bullshitting already
00:36:27just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:42at your wedding i will
00:36:44what
00:36:46if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:51why should i do good by you
00:36:52i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:36:55as a charity
00:36:57to you
00:36:58fucking bitch
00:36:59you better keep your word
00:37:01oh that's rich
00:37:03after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:06do remember that
00:37:14tricksy
00:37:15marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:17they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:21grandma
00:37:23i have to confess something to you
00:37:24i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:28trillions
00:37:30that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:35it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:38the god of healing
00:37:40i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:43that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:46and become the goddess healer
00:37:49it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:53but please
00:37:54tricksy dear
00:37:55i know it was to broken your heart
00:37:58but
00:37:59embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:01it will only delay the healing process
00:38:04you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:07after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:12i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:17that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:20you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:23i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:26who actually deserves you
00:38:28you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:32oh yeah
00:38:38you said tricksy's crashing your wedding
00:38:40she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:43she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:47and how when nobody steps on snake
00:38:49snake bites back hard
00:38:51so let her come and embarrass herself
00:38:54yeah
00:38:54you mean
00:38:57we broadcast
00:38:59that video of me
00:39:03yes
00:39:03her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:07she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:09and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:11against my presidential glow up
00:39:13let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:22there he is
00:39:25welcome home brother
00:39:27welcome home general
00:39:30sir
00:39:31the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:33this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:36he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:38you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:40well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:44so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:48fucking coward
00:39:49according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:51then we should join her
00:39:54men
00:39:54i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:39:57and her incredible power
00:39:59that saved my life
00:40:00so she needs our support
00:40:01will you join me in protecting her
00:40:03yes sir
00:40:04we will learn our lives to protect her
00:40:06sir
00:40:07then let's roll
00:40:22welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:24today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:27not only are we getting married
00:40:28but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:32allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:38congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:41wake him
00:40:42stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:44oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:47you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:40:51but this is a partay after all
00:40:53i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:40:59the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:05it's an honor
00:41:06and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:11we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:14we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:18not so fast
00:41:19the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:43you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:46so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:49i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:41:53uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir
00:41:56just watch
00:42:00trixie what are you doing here
00:42:01this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:04i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:06you know being this poor
00:42:09me bum a meal
00:42:11have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:15what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:19i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:22even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:26and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:29sasa she's like so obsessed
00:42:33see everyone
00:42:34budge already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless
00:42:38and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:42:41to suck up to me
00:42:43this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:45they beg for scraps from us
00:42:48the rich and glorious
00:42:50projecting much marissa
00:42:51you might feel all high and mighty now
00:42:54but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:42:56especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:03you giving me the contract
00:43:06you have no skills
00:43:07no education
00:43:09no connection
00:43:10so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:12to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:14to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:16we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:18and i saw potential in you
00:43:20even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:22but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:26don't be all sore now just cause i stole your man
00:43:29this is what us rich girls do
00:43:32they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:35damn right
00:43:36you were
00:43:37too embarrassing for me
00:43:39sasa tramples you any day
00:43:41i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:44bravo
00:43:45self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:47quick
00:43:47somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:49sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:51she'll make her stop
00:43:52don't listen to her everyone
00:43:54she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:43:56i don't even have to lift a finger
00:43:58and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:03you may look and sound like a man
00:44:05but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:07okay enough
00:44:08you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:10your moral posturing
00:44:12but guess what
00:44:14morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:17that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:21because i've got the material goods
00:44:23and you're just all empty talk
00:44:25i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:27because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:31see this
00:44:43oh my god
00:44:45is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:50the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:44:52no absolutely not
00:44:54i i don't believe it
00:44:56you all sound so scared already
00:44:57don't worry
00:44:58this isn't that contract
00:45:01it's the least of the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:07see everyone
00:45:08she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:09but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:11look at her following orders
00:45:13i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:15and here she is
00:45:15like a good little uh
00:45:17peasant slave
00:45:18that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:24you want to uh
00:45:25i don't know
00:45:26beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:38you must understand me
00:45:39i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:43i'm giving it to charity
00:45:50bro
00:45:52she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:45:53she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:45:55she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:45:58you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:01it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:03i know what this is
00:46:06you've gone delusional
00:46:07and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:12scoop you into money forever
00:46:13well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:22this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:28we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:32butch tanner
00:46:34well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:37let's go
00:46:41you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:47including your head of command butch
00:46:50general lysander armstrong
00:46:52you mean the legendary war hero
00:46:54he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:46:58you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech
00:47:02so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:08no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:09if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:12then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:15and she's not
00:47:16you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy
00:47:19show them butch
00:47:26see for yourselves everyone
00:47:28tricksy's just a
00:47:29reloading beggar
00:47:33she won't leave me and marissa alone cause
00:47:35we're rich as fuck now
00:47:37i'm a major in the marines
00:47:39sasa
00:47:40she has
00:47:41a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:43with the military
00:47:45approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:47:50how despicable
00:47:51she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:47:55get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:47:57no free meals for the poor
00:47:59do you see this tricksy
00:48:01this is high society
00:48:03so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:05or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:08maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:11maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:16i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:19but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:21which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:23to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:26but no
00:48:27you stooped so low
00:48:29you stooped so low
00:48:30it disgusts me
00:48:31nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:35and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:41well then
00:48:43why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:48:45my brother will never take you back
00:48:47no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:48:50but make me happy
00:48:52and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:06how dare you hit my brother
00:49:08i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:13don't worry my dear
00:49:14after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:16not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:20oh is that so
00:49:23security
00:49:25get down on your knees
00:49:27and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:29in front of everybody here
00:49:31or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:33the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:35i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:38any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:41before you even touch me
00:49:43dream on
00:49:45you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:47but you weren't good enough for me
00:49:49you're definitely not good enough for him
00:49:51enough
00:49:52you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out
00:49:57or i'm gonna shoot you
00:49:59on the count of three
00:50:00i think i quite like it here
00:50:02two
00:50:14this wine is so delicious
00:50:16one
00:50:17shoot
00:50:20nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:40who the hell is this
00:50:46i'm sorry that i'm late
00:50:47did they hurt you
00:50:49no i'm fine
00:50:51but um
00:50:51when did i become your future wife
00:50:55you saved me
00:50:56trixie remember
00:50:58i'm a man of my word
00:51:00they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:02really it was nothing
00:51:04i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:06not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:14i see what this is
00:51:16you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:18look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:20don't try to pin this on her
00:51:21she waited for you for three years
00:51:23this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:28virtue
00:51:29don't make me laugh
00:51:31she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:33no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:38she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:44i see her in the marines
00:51:48i'm a major
00:51:49you know look man
00:51:50i know trixie is like a i don't know like a seven
00:51:53now that she's all cleaned up
00:51:55but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:51:59ow ow ow ow
00:52:05a real man
00:52:06never talks about a woman that way
00:52:09you're a coward
00:52:19we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:23you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:28you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:30so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:32you understand
00:52:33you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:35i'm a fucking major
00:52:37you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:39i'll
00:52:40i'll destroy you
00:52:41do you really not know who this is butch
00:52:44i thought you were in the marines
00:52:46what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:52:50he was just a supply boy
00:52:54war hero
00:52:56is this all part of your plan trixie
00:52:58poor girl
00:53:00did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:04a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:07trixie is worthless cuz that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:13a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:15what a pair
00:53:17seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:21maybe we should try to piss him off some more don't you think
00:53:25bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:33what is all this
00:53:35trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:40but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:45i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:48it's not in my nature
00:53:51i'm like somebody else here
00:53:54listen trixie
00:53:54i have never met a woman like you
00:54:00so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:03so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:08this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor
00:54:12Oscar worthy
00:54:14Oscar worthy
00:54:15no
00:54:16first gift
00:54:22trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:24so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:28worth 500 million dollars
00:54:30previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:34second guess
00:54:37this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:54:41which is now yours
00:54:43entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:54:45you must be pennies
00:54:47they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:54:49they've got nothing left
00:54:51why sander
00:54:52i really don't care for any of you
00:54:54no look i i know
00:54:56i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:54:58okay
00:54:59which is exactly why
00:55:01well my third gift
00:55:02is um
00:55:03well
00:55:19clio
00:55:20clio
00:55:20hey
00:55:21oh my god
00:55:24you found my dog
00:55:30trixie i'm just a man
00:55:31but with you it's so much more
00:55:34trixie amore
00:55:38will you marry me
00:55:42you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:47yes
00:55:48i will marry you
00:56:05go go power couple
00:56:07whoo
00:56:08okay
00:56:09stop
00:56:10the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:14let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:18no man in their right mind
00:56:21would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:23hey
00:56:24i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:26but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:28which means that she will be treated as
00:56:30and cherished as
00:56:32the most precious woman on earth
00:56:34understand
00:56:38you still don't realize
00:56:40that my brother is the most powerful man
00:56:42on earth
00:56:43this is general
00:56:44lysander armstrong
00:56:52as if
00:56:54like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:56:59yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:03lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:09i bet my life you're all just actors
00:57:12then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:14come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:16let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:18what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:20the elites
00:57:21infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:23she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:27truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum
00:57:31she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:35i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:40i'd handle them myself but
00:57:43i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:46go ahead lysander
00:57:54yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt the marissa wickham for me
00:57:59oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:01anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:12uh hello
00:58:13yes
00:58:16what
00:58:21i'm going bankrupt
00:58:30hey hey hey
00:58:32are you sure that was the call sasa
00:58:34that that was a real call
00:58:35people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:37my company's dead
00:58:39evaporated
00:58:40it's in thin air
00:58:44that's impossible
00:58:46who are you
00:58:47what did you do
00:58:48secretary cho
00:58:50you said you're the secretary of health right
00:58:52and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:58:56could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:58:59then that means
00:59:03you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:05the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:09trixie's married
00:59:10the famed war hero
00:59:13the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:17now you believe me
00:59:18those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:22there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:59:26us
00:59:36i know why you're all over tricksy because you've been in the military for so long you don't know what
00:59:40a real woman can do for you
00:59:43let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
00:59:48you can rub your hands for me
00:59:50or i'll have them removed for you
00:59:51i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:02guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:06sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:09i don't blame her at all
01:00:10your double standards are incredible
01:00:12okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room full of
01:00:19pageant winners
01:00:19uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:29i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine
01:00:32thank you devon
01:00:35marissa not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:37your best friend by stealing my fiance
01:00:41but now you'd sell at other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:00:45you're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:47no to all of humanity
01:00:49so now everything that i've ever given you to
01:00:52i'm taking it all back
01:00:56wait everyone stop
01:01:00they're imposters
01:01:05i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting canceled
01:01:09because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:12so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:14the goddess healer
01:01:16you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my medical products
01:01:22yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:26the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:28the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:30the left leave the wrong
01:01:32the left
01:01:33that means she's rewarding me
01:01:35the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:38in fact she's on her way now
01:01:42so you're telling me
01:01:44this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:47isn't Lysander Armstrong
01:01:49who the fuck cares who he is
01:01:50if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:01:54who cares about this washed up war hero
01:01:56we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an eye
01:01:59she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:03fbi
01:02:04fbi
01:02:06you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:08and identity theft
01:02:11gotcha
01:02:16guess i still get the last laugh tricksy
01:02:18no don't arrest her
01:02:20tricksy is a good person
01:02:22please officer don't arrest her
01:02:24grandma
01:02:26mr rogers mrs williams
01:02:27what are you all doing here
01:02:29the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch
01:02:31we were worried so we came here to back you up
01:02:35listen officer i can attest that tricksy amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:39she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:02:42yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:46tricksy gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:02:49she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:02:52my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:02:56she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:02you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong
01:03:06my brother is not a criminal he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:12without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:16and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:19general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:23and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter
01:03:28i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:32i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:38you want to arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get to decide punk let's go
01:04:07get him if you can
01:04:11oh
01:05:00is that enough pain or do you want more
01:05:11legend is written all over you lysander
01:05:16drama
01:05:18meet my new fiancee
01:05:22wow your new fiancee he's so manly much better than your last one
01:05:28i always knew you'd find someone better it's butch's loss trixie has always been so much better
01:05:34than marissa she's like a shining star in the sky and marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:05:40bitch we name calling now i'll drown you out with insults from my side right fam
01:05:45drown out the poor drown out the poor
01:05:54see trixie you've got no connections no power you can't compete against me even if you have one guy on
01:06:00your side who can fight we're too honorable to fight dirty like you so you're using defenseless lives as
01:06:06your shield because you know we won't hurt them let them eat cake
01:06:19you can't shoot all of them grab what you can't fam attack
01:06:40you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:06:48what the was that i don't care what the it was i'm not letting her make a fool of me
01:06:53at my own wedding
01:07:01damn it
01:07:05you forgot i had a gun too that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams take this
01:07:10trixie and her family and get out of here we're quartered i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:15devon you and your brother are both good men i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:21they will be punished
01:07:25now hold still for me right rewrites the world
01:07:41holy
01:07:42fuck did she just reverse the bullet by chanting the goddess healer's chance she the goddess healer
01:07:51i'm all better now thank you mr exe see i knew that you were no ordinary woman no please i
01:07:59am just
01:08:00an ordinary girl don't put me on some sort of pedestal sure you hear that she's just some average
01:08:07homeless girl in the streets she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:11well i do not care for glory i do believe in justice
01:08:15marissa and butch not only have you betrayed me but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:21i will make you both pay for your crimes and who are you to judge me for what i do
01:08:25god wrong
01:08:29but you're close oh i'm gonna show you how the elite can trailboard you little lives
01:08:36you want to cross the line so bad then let's see you try charge
01:08:49the hell is this this is the line between life and death yeah was that extra neon spray paint
01:08:58i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:03you're not the grim reaper what if it's a trap that woman has many tricks up her sleeves we ain't
01:09:08afraid
01:09:08of her she's nothing but a circus prostitute why don't you cross the line and see for yourself i will
01:09:18left leaves the wrong breast
01:09:27i'm fine nothing happens you'll see soon enough oh please i really want to die and you call this the
01:09:35line between life and death i knew you were just making that up whoops just crossed it again whoops
01:09:42and again nothing's happening
01:09:55no no hey what did you do to my brother i didn't do anything your brother just didn't want to
01:10:03heed my
01:10:04warning i suggest you take him to the ur if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:10come on major are you not going to help your own brother how was he able to cross the line
01:10:17see
01:10:17this must be an illusion
01:10:21only the pure of heart can cross the line will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:10:33you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you go and hurt my brother oh please you hurt us first at
01:10:40first i
01:10:41was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and
01:10:46a
01:10:46coward marissa thanks for taking this little life from me you blame yourself for being worthless you think
01:10:55anyone will want to marry you when you got nothing to offer when you wear odd and crazy clothes all
01:11:03day
01:11:05don't touch my wife
01:11:09and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband you can daydream all you want now trixie
01:11:16but when the presidential contract arrives it'll hit you like a truck that you're nothing but an ugly
01:11:21phony and i'm the queen of everything oh really then let me show you how it is i who has
01:11:27everything
01:11:27you want you've got nothing on me
01:11:34yes tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:41goddess madam president i require your assistance yes we'll be there immediately
01:11:49get the vp we're leaving now
01:11:54did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states god i knew you
01:11:59were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa you're pathetic
01:12:06trixie a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming miss wickham is correct
01:12:11i was on the phone with the president earlier only the most important people have madam president's
01:12:16direct line you hear that everyone there is no way lowlife trixie could have called the president
01:12:23by herself she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come here to play
01:12:29up her importance no my granddaughter would never do that reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:37only the goddess healer can do that is trixie really the goddess healer
01:12:48oh first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong and now you trixie
01:12:54are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract is this how the working
01:12:59class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were you can only dream of what
01:13:06you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces look i don't know
01:13:11what circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous trixie it ain't working you can't
01:13:17just fake the yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic trixie you're an angel
01:13:27but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:33won't her followers be furious and riot against you no trixie look i believe you you saved me
01:13:44whether you're a goddess or not you did that no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:13:50we'll riot against you now tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart
01:14:17who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:23your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:14:31been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:14:38stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming
01:14:44still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander
01:14:52armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this
01:14:59vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the general
01:15:06oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally
01:15:13to the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and
01:15:19the
01:15:19president on our side you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president
01:15:27langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:36hurry the goddess healer needs us you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he
01:15:45single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years there wasn't
01:15:50for miss trixie he would enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family
01:15:56not just your brother yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for
01:16:03my country i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:09and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a
01:16:12buck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:24i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:16:30president i have
01:16:31swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military let's try it
01:16:38out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent
01:16:43civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions
01:16:49are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:10what are you doing oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president that was
01:17:38they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the fraud in the middle what is this oh that's my new
01:17:44biomedical weapon madam for your military this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives
01:17:50you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential
01:17:54contract with great power comes great responsibility and this is the kind of dastardly creation
01:18:00you've made with the contract i gave you what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of
01:18:04the president reports too late that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:24it's raining gold what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:18:34she she is she is a criminal don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her
01:18:41in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that will be going to prison once
01:18:45everyone
01:18:46is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar
01:18:59contract this contract this contract yeah yes thank you first gentleman
01:19:23my contract you and that's not all
01:19:38this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for vaccine if there is
01:19:43a virus
01:19:44don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that you're the real virus
01:19:51here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives and that's something i cannot tolerate so
01:19:57prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you what are you gonna do the president is here and i just
01:20:06invented the best biomedical products in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:13madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:20i'll oh she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:20:27i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:34why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:20:39you wish you idiot
01:20:43i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:20:49i i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:20:56and do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:02you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's
01:21:12her
01:21:23what
01:21:28welcome goddess
01:21:36uh we uh
01:21:40you really are the goddess of healing aren't you how else did you think i saved you
01:21:46what do you think i saved you
01:21:46then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:21:50i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:21:53to help those in need and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:21:58no so that means
01:22:00the billion dollar contract it it was you who gave it to me
01:22:04she took it away just like that that was her golden ticket you were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:12but after everything you've done we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:21it doesn't matter who she is trixie has a heart of gold she's an amazing person and you ruin that
01:22:28the
01:22:29moment that you betrayed her she's gonna be my wife because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on
01:22:35this planet
01:22:40i love you
01:22:42i love you
01:23:00this is all your fault
01:23:01this is all you seduced me
01:23:05you were the one that came onto me you you himbo
01:23:08please
01:23:12i want to be rich again i'll be your slave
01:23:15i'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:18you've had your chance to apologize but it's too late now
01:23:22all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:23:26you two should be locked up and she shall
01:23:29for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:23:35it's all your fault marissa i never loved you
01:23:39it's your fault i was only with you for your money
01:23:42i don't care
01:23:42you were rich
01:23:44i'll see myself now
01:23:46rest assured goddess we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:23:51my platform is spreading kindness just like you
01:23:55i knew you'd uphold our shared values that is why i saved you
01:24:00with these healing hands i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:05well let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:11let's party wait what if we just got married right now yes well
01:24:21do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner i do i do you may kiss the bride
01:24:43do you
01:24:46do
01:24:46do
01:24:51do
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