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00:11To be continued...
00:31Okay, it's doggy time, baby. Let's flip it.
00:34It's okay, Doc. You can watch.
00:37There's a lot to admire here.
00:39Okay, baby. Put it back in.
00:41You want it more?
00:42Yeah.
00:43You want me to put it back in?
00:44So bad.
00:44I don't know. I'm so sure I'm so good, Doc.
00:46I'll put it back in.
00:48You know, I've always been more of like a grower than a shower.
00:51This is ridiculous.
00:54You really should be more careful.
00:56Yeah, why?
00:57We got some booty juice on the loose.
00:59No, clearly you weren't listening at the presentation.
01:02Deeper, Teddy.
01:03The serum is alive, living in your bloodstream.
01:06Your bodily fluids.
01:08Its pathogenic properties are what made it so effective.
01:11Pathogen? Like a virus?
01:13Yes. That's exactly right. Precisely.
01:16Hey!
01:16Hey! Do not kill my bipedal.
01:19Look, all I'm saying is that we don't exactly know how such strong viral characteristics will behave within such a
01:24short-term incubation window.
01:26What? Are we talking like the goddamn flu or something?
01:29I'm saying there are unknowns.
01:32There were no necessary trials, no study of transmission routes.
01:35Those usually take months, years, and you were impatient.
01:39Sounds like some lab could worry work.
01:42Bulls.
01:44Shit!
01:44What?
01:45Ugh!
01:47Ugh!
01:47Ugh!
01:49Ugh!
01:54Ugh!
02:23Hello, it's nice to meet you.
02:27Let me tell you about the greatest drug you ever could imagine.
02:32You know, fuck it.
02:34Let me show you the greatest drug you could ever imagine.
03:14Yes, I'll be right out.
03:20I have to tell you, not killing me is the best decision you ever made.
03:25I have uses for your talents.
03:28But you keep fucking with my head, I will change my mind.
03:31Clinical realities require difficult conversations.
03:35Well, isn't that a ballsy approach for a man in your position?
03:40I was trying to help.
03:41After your dosage, a period of observation was supposed to occur.
03:45Adjustments would have been made accordingly.
03:47Needless to say, you didn't seem that interested in much follow-up.
03:50Follow-up. Follow-up. For what?
03:54Side effects. Anomalies. Contagiousness was near the top of my concerns.
03:59And I'm guessing that's not good for you, is it?
04:03What's that?
04:04Honestly, my guess is you killed your friends.
04:07Oh, they weren't my friends.
04:12Billionaires, we don't need friends.
04:15We have staff.
04:16And yacht buddies.
04:18Apps.
04:19Stewardess.
04:20You killed your friends that no one will miss because you recognize this.
04:23The Bioidentical Serum has huge pharmaceutical potential.
04:27And I'm alive to help you make the biggest anti-aging drug in the history of mankind.
04:31A modern-day and extremely lucrative fountain of youth.
04:36What did I just fucking tell you about playing fucking games with me?
04:39I assure you, this is no game.
04:42You think you're brilliant.
04:44And everyone around you tells you this every moment of every day.
04:48I won't do that.
04:50You are a caveman playing with fire now, and fire burns.
04:56Oh, fucking gosh.
04:59So what, every time I just sneeze, this shit's just gonna scatter everywhere?
05:03Not that kind of contagious.
05:06You're familiar with HIV, I assume.
05:12This guy.
05:13More anomalies may appear, and adjustments can still be made.
05:17Let me draw a vile and begin to get new data sets this week.
05:20I'm sorry.
05:21Have I given you the impression that we have some sort of trust thing going on here?
05:27I'm more than just an item of luxury.
05:29I'm necessary.
05:31Together we have unleashed something new.
05:33I gave birth to the life that courses through your veins.
05:36Let me continue to be its caretaker.
05:39And by extension, you as well.
05:45What about her?
05:48So she's infected.
05:51Or is she just gonna change like I did?
05:56And likely becomes contagious herself.
06:00Starts to become a version of a street drug.
06:03If she copulates with someone else.
06:06Caps your market value on the low side.
06:08ā¦
06:27Ahh.
06:55Oh, my God.
06:58Oh, my God.
07:28Oh, my God.
07:58The morning light is turning new, the feeling is bizarre.
08:03The night is almost over, I still don't know where you are.
08:07The shadows say they get me pretty like a movie star.
08:11The daylight makes me feel like Dracula.
08:16In the end, I hope it's you and me.
08:20In the darkness, I would never leave you.
08:24The light of day is far too late.
08:29The time has come.
08:32I'm over, but you came in and I'll not do it now.
08:36Now I'm Mr. Charisma, fucking up, no risk of all.
08:40My friends are saying, shut up, Kevin, just get in the car.
08:44I just want to be right where you are.
08:48Oh, my God.
08:50In the end, I hope it's you and me.
08:53In the darkness, I would never leave you.
08:58The moments of this moment coming from afar.
09:01Now here we are.
09:04Run for the summer like Dracula.
09:08Run for the summer like Dracula.
09:12Run for the summer like Dracula.
09:14Run for the summer like Dracula.
09:45Like me.
09:47So play my camera.
09:49It's you and me.
09:52In the darkness, I would never leave.
09:56The light of day is far too late.
10:00Now here we are.
10:02So run for the summer like Dracula.
10:06Run for the summer like Dracula.
10:10The moment comes from America.
10:33I want to fuck you.
10:38Who in God's name are you?
10:39Oh, darling.
10:40Have you finally lost that last lonely marble
10:43and that dusty head of yours?
10:48Jefferson!
10:49Jefferson!
10:50How could you not recognize
10:54your dearly beloved husband?
10:56Byron, I know you can hear me.
10:58What kind of a joke is that?
11:00That's so stupid.
11:01That's a bullshit.
11:02A joke.
11:03The only joke here is that someone as good-looking as me
11:06could still be married to...
11:10You...
11:10Get out!
11:11Get out!
11:12That's exactly what you said to me on our honeymoon.
11:15I was drugged.
11:16No, accidentally.
11:17That mystery bag of pills that you carry around
11:20to keep you upright was so disorganized
11:22I confused the good-time Molly for the sad-time laxatives.
11:25Magical Balinese sunsets strapped to a toilet.
11:28Well, you finally shed that bulging shit-belly,
11:31so you're welcome.
11:37Yeah, ironic, isn't it?
11:39I spent a lifetime toying with getting rid of it
11:42to have it be the only thing left of the old me.
11:44My beloved third nipple.
11:46Archibald.
11:50How did this happen, you ask?
11:51Well, I told you I was onto something great.
11:56And you mocked me.
11:58But that's okay.
12:00Because when you look this good,
12:02you don't hold grudges anymore.
12:05So, with my snazzy new outlook,
12:08I will make you a one-time offer.
12:12I'll venture into that deli counter
12:14you've got in your pants
12:15and give you the gift
12:17of mental and physical transformation
12:21via my hot magic load.
12:25Magic what?
12:27My G's.
12:29I don't know how you did this,
12:32but am I surprised truly?
12:34No.
12:35You want to amaze me, right?
12:37Like you wanted me to gasp
12:40at your electric car,
12:42at the spaceship to Venus and Mars,
12:44and the peps died in Africa,
12:47and the new robotic whatever.
12:49I am not now,
12:51nor have I ever been impressed with you.
12:53So what?
12:54Now you look like a
12:56slightly aging Bruce Weber model.
12:58And I say,
13:00go fuck yourself.
13:01I am not clapping for you.
13:04You exhaust me.
13:06You're the same dumpster
13:07with a fresh coat of paint,
13:09you clown boy.
13:10Okay.
13:11Well,
13:13your
13:15garbage jeans
13:17produce two
13:18garbage children.
13:20And somebody's gonna have to
13:22hold their hands
13:22for the next 50 years,
13:24and it ain't gonna be me.
13:25Blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:26Blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:27Right.
13:29Oh.
13:29Can you imagine
13:32the mind fuck
13:33that the rest of the world's gonna have?
13:37The physicality
13:38of a professional athlete,
13:41the blood work
13:41of a 25-year-old,
13:44a single shot,
13:46one size,
13:47fits all,
13:48cure all
13:49for everything.
13:50You're a fucking vampire.
13:52A Nosferatu.
13:53Yes.
13:55And you think
13:56you can stroll back
13:57into society
13:58without anybody noticing?
14:00Mm, no.
14:01No.
14:02That's the point.
14:04I'm the world's
14:06greatest
14:06goddamn advertisement
14:08for the hottest
14:09new super drug
14:10that makes you
14:11effortlessly
14:12beautiful,
14:14perfect even
14:15for eternity.
14:18You don't have to diet.
14:20You don't have to exercise.
14:21Well, the FDA
14:23might have something
14:24to say about that.
14:26Yeah.
14:27The FDA.
14:29Please.
14:31They're useless.
14:33They're meaningless now.
14:34They're a
14:35phantom agency.
14:38Once the public
14:40gets a whiff
14:41of this
14:43and they see
14:44what's possible,
14:46you think
14:46some red tape
14:47moat
14:48or stuffy
14:48sender
14:49on stroke
14:50medication
14:50is gonna get
14:51in the way
14:52of this?
14:53Eli Lilly.
14:54Novo Nordis.
14:56Nobody's gonna
14:57give a shit
14:58about that
14:59kind of
14:59small potatoes.
15:02Trillions.
15:03Not billions.
15:05Trillions.
15:07This rapid
15:08refinement
15:08followed by
15:09mass production.
15:11Aggressively priced
15:12but low enough
15:13to feel attainable
15:14by everyone.
15:18there are gonna be
15:19so many
15:21maxed out
15:21credit cards
15:22and empty
15:23college funds
15:24when this shit
15:25hits the market.
15:26I leave some room
15:27in my schedule
15:28to visit you
15:29and your friends
15:30at The Hague.
15:32No, no.
15:34My blood
15:36and mine alone
15:39is the liquid
15:40gold here.
15:43Let's just say
15:44we worked out
15:46an exclusive
15:47arrangement
15:49a bulletproof one.
15:51lack of real talent
15:53was always
15:55your biggest
15:55insecurity.
15:57A monster
15:58who's just simply
15:59a shiny salesman
16:01in a
16:02metaphorical
16:03cheap suit.
16:04Let me tell you
16:05something
16:06and I hope you
16:06listen to me
16:07very carefully.
16:09Your mother
16:10is the only person
16:11that will ever
16:12remember you
16:12and that's because
16:13the pain you caused
16:14when you were born.
16:15That's how insignificant
16:16you are
16:18because of the sheer lack
16:19of capability
16:20as a human
16:22to contribute
16:23to society.
16:25This ploy
16:25of yours
16:26doesn't make you
16:28immortal.
16:29It doesn't save us.
16:30It ends us.
16:33You're sad
16:34to turn down
16:36the chains
16:37to be Eve
16:39to my Adam
16:40to create
16:42a whole new race
16:43a whole new world.
16:46You're mad?
16:48I'm mad?
16:49I didn't kill you
16:51years ago
16:52and that's true, babe.
16:55I'm not going to be
16:57part of any
16:58of this.
16:59But
17:00I might warn
17:01the world
17:02about what
17:03you're up to.
17:05Wearing
17:06the most delightful
17:08Christian lacroix
17:09from the 1988
17:11collection.
17:13that
17:14is beauty.
17:25How much longer?
17:27Moments.
17:28We have shocked
17:29and amplified
17:29the tissue sample
17:30to replicate
17:31the lifespan
17:31of the...
17:33The what?
17:33Well, I don't see
17:34much point in calling
17:35the beauty anything
17:35other than what
17:36it really is.
17:36a fully formed
17:39mutating
17:39self-replicating
17:41virus.
17:45Whoa!
17:46Whoa!
17:48Whoa!
17:54What the fuck
17:55was that?
17:56The end
17:56of the beauty's
17:57lifespan.
17:58Our latest data
17:59indicates that
18:00roughly 855
18:01days after dosage
18:02infection
18:04with the beauty
18:05a type of
18:07catastrophic
18:07reaction occurs.
18:10That looked
18:11like a fucking
18:11explosion.
18:14Ignition ketosis
18:15we call it.
18:20You microscope
18:21hump, you
18:22motherfucker.
18:22You think
18:23you're so clever,
18:24don't you?
18:24I told you
18:25there could be
18:25anomalies.
18:26Anomalies?
18:27Sexual transmission
18:28is an anomaly.
18:31That
18:31is our fucking
18:32bio-weapon.
18:33It doesn't
18:34have to be.
18:34How am I
18:35supposed to
18:35sell this?
18:36What about
18:37my life?
18:38What happens
18:39to me
18:40in 855
18:41days?
18:43Jefferson!
18:45Finish it.
18:47Please,
18:48wait,
18:48wait,
18:49I can save you.
18:51I'll find
18:51somebody else
18:52for that.
18:52There isn't
18:53enough time.
18:54Even the
18:54most brilliant
18:55line would
18:56take years
18:56to retrace
18:57my steps
18:57by then.
18:59I,
18:59I,
19:00fuck,
19:00I can
19:01manage it.
19:02I can
19:02create
19:03stabilizers,
19:04boosters,
19:04treatments
19:04to prevent
19:05the ketosis.
19:06You can
19:06sell those
19:07as well.
19:08I will
19:08find a cure,
19:09Mr. Force.
19:10I will
19:11perfect the
19:12formula.
19:23You have
19:24no idea
19:24what you
19:25created,
19:25do you?
19:32when Oppenheimer
19:34prepared
19:34to press
19:34the button
19:35at Trinity,
19:36he knew
19:36there was
19:36a possibility.
19:37However
19:38small
19:38that unleashing
19:39that kind
19:40of power
19:40would ignite
19:41the atmosphere
19:41and destroy
19:42the world,
19:42he did
19:43what needed
19:43to be done.
19:45Science
19:45must move
19:46forward.
19:49Great
19:49things do
19:50not come
19:50without risk,
19:52cost.
19:54I,
20:03we're both
20:04invested
20:05in improving
20:06upon your
20:06current state.
20:07I told you
20:09to let me
20:09be your
20:10caretaker
20:10and I meant
20:11to.
20:11You
20:12don't
20:13give a
20:14shit
20:14about me.
20:16You just
20:17get off
20:18on fondling
20:19your little
20:20creation,
20:21you fucking
20:22nerd.
20:23I know
20:23it's been
20:24difficult
20:25to accept
20:25but
20:27you are
20:28my
20:28creation.
20:31Ah.
20:33Hmm.
20:37I have
20:38855
20:39days.
20:40That
20:41means
20:41you
20:42have
20:43854.
20:46Fix
20:46the
20:47bucks.
20:48This
20:48is a
20:49business.
20:50I need
20:50a product
20:51and we
20:51go to
20:52market
20:52in
20:52six
20:53months.
20:53Mr.
20:54Forrest,
20:54that's...
20:54You keep
20:54calling
20:55me that.
20:57Mr.
20:58Forrest.
20:59Mr.
21:00Forrest.
21:04Do I
21:05look
21:05like
21:06Byron
21:07Forrest
21:08to you?
21:09You said
21:10it yourself,
21:10I am
21:11something
21:11new,
21:12an
21:12evolution.
21:14I
21:14am
21:16superior.
21:18So
21:19Neil
21:23Byron
21:24Byron
21:24Forrest
21:25is no
21:26more.
21:28You
21:28kneel
21:29before
21:31God.
21:47Byron
21:56ready?
21:57Hit it.
22:01Sequence
22:01one,
22:01finished.
22:02Go
22:02sweetly
22:03into the
22:03mysterious
22:04void,
22:04friends.
22:08This is the
22:09weirdest job
22:10I've ever
22:10had.
22:12Seriously,
22:13don't you just wish
22:13we knew what
22:14the fuck
22:14we were
22:14working on.
22:15Of course
22:15I do,
22:16but good
22:17luck getting
22:17behind the
22:18big scary
22:19door,
22:20bud.
22:23In another
22:24bar fight?
22:26Goddamn
22:26estrogen
22:27hitting me
22:27hard,
22:28finally.
22:29Sorry,
22:29that's okay.
22:31A lot more
22:31changes are
22:32going to be
22:32coming soon,
22:33so ask
22:34away,
22:35Mikey.
22:36Does it
22:37feel like
22:37weird?
22:38It sure
22:39does.
22:39Pretty big
22:40overhaul
22:40going on,
22:41you know?
22:42Well,
22:42I gotta say,
22:44your tits
22:44are looking
22:45sweet.
22:50Hey,
22:51Clara,
22:51you know,
22:52what you're
22:52doing,
22:52I know
22:54it's tough
22:55and people
22:56don't understand,
22:57but I think
22:57this is really
22:58cool.
22:58I mean,
22:59you're going
22:59to be a
23:00woman soon.
23:00I am a
23:01woman now,
23:01Mike.
23:02You know
23:02what I meant.
23:03I do.
23:06Like,
23:07I just,
23:07I want you
23:07to know
23:08that...
23:11Forget it.
23:12Tell me.
23:13Come on.
23:13I was just
23:13going to say
23:14that,
23:15like,
23:16what you're
23:17doing,
23:17I think
23:19it's brave
23:19and I'm
23:22here for you.
23:22I have
23:23your back.
23:24You're a
23:24great man
23:25and a
23:25great friend.
23:27You really
23:27are.
23:28The worst
23:28part is
23:29now.
23:31All this
23:32in-between
23:32stuff.
23:33Be honest.
23:34Do I have
23:35a single
23:35feminine feature?
23:37Don't start
23:37playing that
23:38game.
23:38You are
23:38going to
23:38drive yourself
23:39insane.
23:40Well,
23:40the barista
23:41at Starbucks
23:41this morning
23:42handed me a
23:43coffee and
23:43said,
23:44here you
23:44go,
23:44dude.
23:45Kind of
23:45says it
23:46all.
23:46It's
23:47going to
23:47take some
23:47time.
23:49I think
23:49there's
23:49support groups
23:50and stuff.
23:51You're
23:51the best
23:51support group
23:52I could
23:52ever have.
23:54Oh,
23:54could you
23:55hand me
23:55the
23:55phosphorus
23:55reagent?
23:58Okay,
23:59your turn.
24:00How about
24:01you be
24:02honest with
24:02me?
24:03You got
24:03no riz.
24:05Hey,
24:05now.
24:05Charisma.
24:06I love
24:07you,
24:07Mike,
24:07but you
24:08don't.
24:08I've been
24:09reconnecting
24:09with my
24:09kids after
24:10the divorce
24:11and they
24:12update me
24:12on all
24:13the new
24:13lingo.
24:15So,
24:15I mean,
24:15what did
24:16you do
24:16this weekend?
24:17Actually,
24:18all kinds
24:19of fun
24:19stuff.
24:32Hang on.
24:33I do
24:33have
24:34charisma.
24:35You
24:35lack
24:36confidence.
24:37Well,
24:37arrogant
24:37people
24:38suck.
24:38No,
24:38no,
24:39no.
24:39Confidence
24:39is
24:40different.
24:40MIT grad,
24:42sweet,
24:42supportive,
24:43everyone that
24:43gets to know
24:44you loves
24:44you.
24:45You just
24:46have to
24:46act like
24:46it.
24:47Sitting
24:47around
24:47being
24:47Mr.
24:48Alone
24:48guy and
24:49playing fantasy
24:49football
24:50isn't getting
24:51you anywhere.
24:52And for
24:52heaven's
24:53sakes,
24:53no more
24:54super cuts.
24:55now I feel
24:55attacked.
24:56Honesty
24:56time,
24:57over.
25:05Over.
25:05Over.
25:06Over.
25:06Over.
25:06Over.
25:07Over.
25:12Over.
25:13I'd like to
25:13love someone
25:14and I'd like
25:14someone to
25:16love me.
25:19Am I that
25:19awful?
25:20Am I ugly
25:20or something?
25:23I try to be
25:24nice.
25:25I try so
25:25hard,
25:26but this is
25:28just not
25:29enough in the
25:29world anymore.
25:30I'm like,
25:30look at me.
25:32You dress
25:33for shit,
25:34but your
25:34heart is
25:35stunning.
25:36One day
25:37your princess
25:38will come.
25:39Keep trying.
25:41Put yourself
25:42out there.
25:46You should
25:47just hurry up
25:47and transition
25:48already,
25:48and we can
25:49get married.
25:50Not unless
25:50I change
25:51my name
25:51to Jen.
25:52Ah,
25:53yes,
25:53I noticed.
25:54You like
25:55her.
25:56I do
25:57like her,
25:58you can tell?
25:58I can tell,
25:59and it's
25:59great.
26:00Declaring
26:00your feelings
26:01is the
26:01first step
26:03in what
26:03could be
26:04a beautiful
26:04relationship.
26:06Did I tell
26:07you what
26:07she said
26:08yesterday?
26:09Hey,
26:09Mike.
26:10Sweet
26:11sneaks.
26:17What do
26:18you think
26:18that means?
26:19Shit,
26:19or get
26:19off the
26:20pot,
26:20dear,
26:20Mikey.
26:22Ask the
26:23girl out,
26:23or move
26:24on.
26:25You can
26:26do it.
26:27Good morning,
26:27world changers.
26:28Our productivity
26:29algorithm detects
26:30a different
26:31inefficiency.
26:32Please return
26:33to normal
26:33models.
26:42Mikey,
26:43come sit.
26:50How's things,
26:51my favorite
26:51keyboard warrior?
26:52Oh,
26:52it's great.
26:53I mean,
26:55you know,
26:55not as good
26:56as you
26:56and your
26:57furry friends
26:58over in
26:58testing.
26:59My heart.
27:00I do love
27:01them.
27:01Probably too
27:02much.
27:02Yeah,
27:03they're better
27:03than people.
27:04That's what
27:04I always say.
27:05Right?
27:05Drives me up
27:06the fucking
27:06wall every
27:06time I read
27:07about the
27:07cruelty
27:07these companies
27:08inflict.
27:08Totally.
27:09I mean,
27:09blackfish?
27:10Makes me
27:11want to barf.
27:11Yeah,
27:12I really
27:12believe that
27:13we can
27:13have it
27:13both ways.
27:14That we
27:14can make
27:14biotech
27:15breakthroughs
27:15that help
27:16humans
27:17without
27:18torturing
27:18these poor
27:19creatures.
27:20I'm sorry,
27:21this is turning
27:21into a TED talk.
27:22No,
27:22no,
27:22no,
27:23I'm into
27:23it.
27:26I bet
27:27you know
27:28all the little
27:29secrets of
27:29this place,
27:30huh?
27:32Can I trust
27:33you?
27:40His name
27:41is Larry
27:41and he's
27:42my sweet
27:43boy.
27:44Oh,
27:45hello there,
27:46Larry.
27:48He hasn't
27:49been doing
27:49so well
27:50lately,
27:50but we're
27:52hoping to
27:53fix that.
27:54You stay
27:55strong,
27:55Larry.
27:57They let you
27:58take a picture
27:59in there?
27:59Why,
28:00you a narc
28:00or something?
28:03That little
28:04fella just
28:04needs a little
28:05Bill's jersey
28:06and he'll be
28:06good to go.
28:07Big game
28:08this weekend.
28:09I'm going to
28:09grill up some
28:10of my famous
28:10buffalo wings.
28:12I'll bring
28:12some in for
28:13you.
28:18New crepes
28:19are awesome.
28:20Huh?
28:20There's a,
28:21um,
28:23this is really
28:24cool,
28:26new place
28:26over on
28:27117.
28:31Do you
28:32want to,
28:32like,
28:32just go
28:33with,
28:34with me?
28:35Oh yeah,
28:36that'd be
28:36cool.
28:37Yeah?
28:38My fiancƩ
28:39has a golf
28:39outing on Sunday.
28:40We could go
28:41before kickoff
28:42or whatever.
28:44FiancƩ?
28:45Yeah,
28:45finally asked,
28:46like six months
28:47ago.
28:49Um,
28:51I wear the ring
28:52on a necklace.
28:53Goddamn birth control
28:54turns my fingers
28:55into sausages.
28:56Hurts like hell.
28:57Things we women
28:58do, you know?
28:59Right.
29:02Wait,
29:03Mikey,
29:03were you asking
29:04me on a date?
29:04We kind of,
29:05no.
29:07Yeah.
29:08Oh,
29:08Mikey,
29:09I love you,
29:10but you're my
29:10work buddy.
29:11I know,
29:12I know.
29:13It's just a,
29:15you know what?
29:18Congratulations.
29:18I'm stoked for you.
29:19That's really,
29:21really exciting.
29:24Oh,
29:25uh,
29:25might want to,
29:26just,
29:27Oh.
29:27Yeah,
29:28right there.
29:30Wow.
29:31Oh,
29:32bye.
29:41What?
29:42No fucking way.
29:44Yep.
29:44For six
29:45whole
29:45months.
29:46Oh.
29:49Do you think
29:50she was
29:51bullshitting me?
29:51Jen's a sweet girl,
29:52but honestly,
29:54that's some shady
29:55shit right there.
29:56I have seen her
29:57flirt with you.
29:58I'm not crazy,
29:58right?
29:59Hell no.
29:59She was leading
30:00you on.
30:02Oh,
30:03on behalf of
30:04all women,
30:05please accept
30:06my apology.
30:09I'm proud of you.
30:11It's hard
30:12putting yourself
30:12out there.
30:17Please remain
30:18called.
30:19This is a
30:20security advisory
30:21for your safety
30:22lockdown measures
30:24initiated.
30:25Please remain
30:26called.
30:27This is a
30:28security advisory
30:29for your safety
30:30lockdown measures
30:32initiated.
30:34This is a
30:35security advisory
30:36for your safety
30:38lockdown measures
30:39initiated.
30:41Please remain
30:41called.
30:42This is a
30:43security advisory
30:44for your safety
30:46I can't fucking take it anymore.
30:48Are we all going to die?
30:49Save us!
30:52Reggie, do we need to evac or what?
30:55Back in your cube, Mike.
30:56In your cube what?
30:57Exactly.
30:57Look, it's a Zone 4 issue, okay?
31:00We are in Zone 1, therefore not your concern or mine.
31:03Don't act like you don't know the deal.
31:05Zone 4, the animals?
31:07Cube, now.
31:08For your safety, security advisory update.
31:11Lockdown measures ended.
31:13Please return to your terminals and resume prototyping.
31:17Have a great day.
31:25Finally, Sun Peas!
31:27Not if you keep screaming.
31:43Hey, Jen.
31:45I thought there was some drama in your Zone.
31:47You okay?
31:49Larry.
31:51Shit, what happened?
31:52I don't know.
31:53The lab cuts gave him this stuff, this serum.
31:56It was supposed to help him make him stronger, healthier.
32:00And it did.
32:00I've never seen such a startling transformation in any creature before.
32:04Transformation?
32:05He was a totally different chimp, Mike.
32:06He turned into this perfect, straight out of Nat Geo looking fella.
32:10He had energy.
32:12His smile glowed.
32:13His fur was gorgeous.
32:14His body was all filled out.
32:15He was like a perfect muscle-bound specimen.
32:18And then my sweet boy got so angry.
32:42Larry!
32:44Larry, it's me!
32:46Larry, it's me!
32:49Larry!
32:53He turned on me.
32:55Oh, oh.
32:57How could I let this happen?
32:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:00You cannot possibly blame yourself.
33:03He trusted me, Mike.
33:04There was a bond.
33:05Of course there was, because you are so good.
33:08Ever since I was a kid, this is all I ever wanted.
33:10Jane Goodall, Steve Irwin, those were my heroes.
33:13Maybe we should go back to the med lab so those dorks can stitch you up.
33:17If I go back in there, I'm torching everything in so-and-poor.
33:20Maybe don't do that.
33:22I'm just another phony cog in the machine lying to myself about noble causes to justify a fat paycheck.
33:28You're being too hard on yourself.
33:32Jen, do you have...
33:35Do you have any idea what it was that they gave him to give him those muscles?
33:40Whatever's in cryo storage.
33:47Are you okay?
33:49Yeah, I just feel like shit.
33:50My skin's on fire.
33:51That's probably just the adrenaline wearing off.
33:55Yeah, nothing some Advil and a weed gummy won't fix.
33:59Okay, night, Mikey.
34:01Good night.
34:04For real?
34:05Like some super transformational serum?
34:09So much so that once it hit his bloodstream, the chimp went apeshit.
34:14Wow.
34:15But like how?
34:16Fuck, if I know.
34:18Once I heard muscles, I was like, well, tell me more.
34:22It seems a little too good to be true.
34:38Everybody hates her.
34:39Don't sweat it.
34:44You okay?
34:45These hormones, they're hitting me like a sledgehammer.
34:47It's just, I'm so tired and everything hurts and I'm tired of looking this way.
34:52I'm tired of feeling this way.
34:53People are idiots.
34:54I don't care about the idiots.
34:56I care about these stupid fucking cock and balls that I can feel every time I take a step
35:01and I care about the hormones and the surgeries.
35:06It doesn't matter.
35:07Whatever I do, I look in the mirror and I see a dude.
35:10I've been misgendered three times today.
35:13God damn it.
35:16Look.
35:21Look, you're beautiful.
35:23People get too hung up on looks.
35:25I think it's just Instagram bullshit.
35:27It bucks with your head.
35:29You just don't get it, Mike.
35:30This is about who I am.
35:33My whole life, I've been searching for answers and miracles that would make me whole.
35:40And now, maybe, there is something just down the fucking hall and you're treating it like
35:47a goof.
35:47Doesn't this even make you curious?
35:51If you took something like this, you would have a whole line of gins a million long.
35:58Stop thinking so small, Mike.
36:00Think bigger.
36:02Be bold.
36:03It's kind of gold.
36:03It's kind of gold.
36:04You're a gold.
36:08You're a gold.
36:19I don't know.
36:43I don't know.
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