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00:00:01Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Graze, she is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please.
00:00:56Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:23anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:25The Elisander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:31He's so hot.
00:02:33Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:51Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma! I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma? Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:06I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:24I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:26No!
00:03:35Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:43Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:46The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:50What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:05Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:27Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:31Come on. Come on.
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:46How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:49Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:52I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:56You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:58Don't worry, General.
00:04:59I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:04I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:25I have no clue what this is.
00:05:29Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:34That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:51He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:00Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:11Who?
00:06:15The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second.
00:06:20You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:22That's correct.
00:06:23Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:29That's her motto.
00:06:30It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:33We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:35She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:39No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:45I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:47I will find her.
00:06:48James, come.
00:06:50Put out a bounty.
00:06:51To the entire world.
00:06:53Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:58There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:19She's going to save your brother?
00:07:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:30She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:33Ew!
00:07:34She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:54but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:58So step aside.
00:08:00I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:03Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:04You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:06I'm the richest tycoon in this country,
00:08:08and a former general.
00:08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:13I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:16on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her
00:08:22would do for some.
00:08:23A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage
00:08:25of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:31Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:38Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out,
00:08:40you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:47trying to find a cure for Master Lysander
00:08:49and to know a veil.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later
00:08:54if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right.
00:08:57I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you,
00:09:00if you fail,
00:09:01I'll have your and your dog's head
00:09:03mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay
00:09:11your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:16I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me
00:09:19when you have a different wish.
00:09:21No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you,
00:09:30then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero
00:09:34who single-handedly saved this country
00:09:36from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:38He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest
00:09:4630 under 30 would even dream
00:09:48of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:51Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
00:09:52to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:56you couldn't find an ounce
00:09:58of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:02were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you
00:10:43everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:52has a peanut allergy,
00:10:53and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphie.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that
00:11:00just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:07right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of
00:11:10endo-cryo-
00:11:12What?
00:11:14What?
00:11:16This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing
00:11:23when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this
00:11:29crummy walking stick of yours
00:11:31is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back
00:11:35to the homeless asylum
00:11:36where you came from
00:11:37if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does
00:11:41solve this medical mystery,
00:11:42what is the point
00:11:43of doctors
00:11:44who have studied for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have
00:11:49congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but
00:11:56if she just throws out
00:11:57a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:11:59one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again,
00:12:01there is no such thing
00:12:02as endo-cryo-
00:12:03What-what?
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06And of course,
00:12:06none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered
00:12:09it.
00:12:10This condition only affects
00:12:12those with both
00:12:13CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are
00:12:15a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer
00:12:18than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all,
00:12:20you've hit the jackpot
00:12:21by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean,
00:12:26you wouldn't be homeless
00:12:27if you were
00:12:28actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just
00:12:32a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare
00:12:34to meet us
00:12:35who actually studied
00:12:37real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were
00:12:40too poor
00:12:41to go to
00:12:41real medical school.
00:12:42Oh,
00:12:43so she went to
00:12:43the super circus
00:12:45instead.
00:12:46And now she's here
00:12:47putting on this
00:12:48clown show
00:12:48coming up with
00:12:49fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing
00:12:51if you can't
00:12:53wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed
00:12:54to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh my God.
00:12:58If you three
00:12:59incompetent doormats
00:13:00want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all
00:13:03should grow parts
00:13:03of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way,
00:13:06that condition is called
00:13:07an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that
00:13:09supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're
00:13:11being schooled by me
00:13:12and I'm about to walk
00:13:13all over your
00:13:13medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18And if you can't
00:13:19heal him,
00:13:21you'll break your
00:13:22hands.
00:13:23And then you can't
00:13:25pretend to have
00:13:26healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved
00:13:31more lives than all
00:13:32three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate
00:13:35to get rid of your
00:13:36competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie,
00:13:38don't risk your hands
00:13:39for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives
00:13:42at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:46I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander
00:13:52Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying
00:13:54on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong
00:14:01has been in a
00:14:02vegetative state
00:14:03for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me
00:14:09because you're scared
00:14:10I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not,
00:14:13if you save my son,
00:14:14I'll give you
00:14:15everything.
00:14:23I'll even have
00:14:24Lysander, my heir,
00:14:26marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this
00:14:28for the money
00:14:28or for a wealthy
00:14:29husband.
00:14:30I just believe in
00:14:31helping good people
00:14:32and doing the right
00:14:33thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi
00:14:35set at exactly
00:14:36113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait,
00:14:38what for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks
00:14:43so bad that she
00:14:44just wants a bath
00:14:44to wash the homeless
00:14:45stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly,
00:14:48this is called
00:14:49greatness.
00:14:50Secondly,
00:14:51even if you drown
00:14:52yourself in plastic
00:14:53surgery,
00:14:54you couldn't get rid
00:14:54of your own
00:14:55ugly moral character.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's
00:15:03life at stake here
00:15:04and you're standing
00:15:05in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle
00:15:08of doctor when
00:15:09you're only capable
00:15:09of harm.
00:15:11Now stop getting
00:15:12in my way
00:15:12or I promise you,
00:15:14you will be bubbling
00:15:15at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh yeah?
00:15:17You want to see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left.
00:15:39Leave the wrong breath.
00:15:44You don't deserve
00:15:45to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:49She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:53Do you see
00:15:54any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right
00:15:57hands can save lives,
00:15:58but in the wrong hands
00:15:59it becomes nothing
00:16:01but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't
00:16:03good enough to take
00:16:04down the queen of medicine!
00:16:05Do you have one
00:16:06of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:08I've saved entire
00:16:10civilizations with
00:16:11my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save
00:16:13someone,
00:16:13even the grim reaper
00:16:15can't stop me.
00:16:31Why is she
00:16:32skinning blood?
00:16:33This wasn't
00:16:34supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said
00:16:36even the grim reaper
00:16:37can't get in your way.
00:16:38Angel herbalist.
00:16:39This is what I call
00:16:41malpractice.
00:16:43This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:45But she deserves
00:16:47a little punishment.
00:16:48Well,
00:16:48where's the jacuzzi
00:16:49I asked for?
00:16:50Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:51Right this way.
00:16:52Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:16:53wait, wait, wait,
00:16:54what the hell
00:16:54is going on?
00:16:55You say you want
00:16:56your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons
00:16:57of grandchildren,
00:16:58don't you?
00:16:59Then stop getting
00:17:00in my way.
00:17:01Every second counts.
00:17:04Let's go for our dip,
00:17:05shall we?
00:17:08Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:17:09General Armstrong,
00:17:11your family is the
00:17:12richest and most
00:17:13powerful in the nation.
00:17:14Are you really
00:17:15going to let this
00:17:16hobo slut touch
00:17:18your son?
00:17:18Hold on.
00:17:19You two are going
00:17:20in there alone?
00:17:22If you don't want
00:17:23these drooling vultures
00:17:24to see your son naked,
00:17:26then sure,
00:17:27invite everyone in.
00:17:29All right.
00:17:30But I warn you,
00:17:32no funny business.
00:17:33Thanks.
00:18:11Bye.
00:18:34You really shouldn't
00:18:35leave your precious
00:18:36son in there
00:18:36with that homeless
00:18:37conwoman,
00:18:38General Armstrong.
00:18:39Exactly.
00:18:39What if she gets
00:18:40pregnant by him?
00:18:42She could blackmail
00:18:43you for millions.
00:18:45That's what I would
00:18:46do if I was that poor.
00:18:47And then the Armstrong
00:18:48family will be
00:18:49the laughingstock
00:18:50of the nation,
00:18:51held for ransom
00:18:52by a homeless woman.
00:18:54Dad, you can't
00:18:56seriously be listening
00:18:57to that.
00:18:57We have to have faith.
00:18:59Where did you actually
00:19:00find this little life?
00:19:04On the streets?
00:19:06Are you shitting me?
00:19:08You found this bum
00:19:09on the streets?
00:19:10Are you nuts?
00:19:11You don't know her?
00:19:12You don't know
00:19:12her background?
00:19:13She could be
00:19:14a psychotic murder.
00:19:15That is it, General.
00:19:16You have to go in
00:19:17and stop this now.
00:19:18You're right.
00:19:18That's it.
00:19:19I'm shutting down
00:19:20this clown show right now.
00:19:21James, let's go.
00:19:22Yes, sir.
00:19:26Oh, my God.
00:19:33I told you all
00:19:34to stay out.
00:19:40This is a critical
00:19:41moment for you.
00:19:42We can't be interrupted.
00:19:44Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:49I'm not going to let
00:19:50this homeless hoochie
00:19:51mama trap my son.
00:19:55I'm going to save him
00:19:56myself.
00:19:57No, thank you.
00:20:02You see that, General?
00:20:03This isn't just
00:20:04a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:05This is a witchcraft.
00:20:08I know what this is.
00:20:10This is the dark witch.
00:20:12I've heard of her.
00:20:13She uses her dark magic
00:20:15to steal the hearts
00:20:16of young, handsome men
00:20:17and then she eats them alive.
00:20:19Oh, I'm going to kill
00:20:20that bitch before
00:20:21she takes my son.
00:20:22James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:25Yes, sir.
00:20:29You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:40Help me.
00:20:42I'm just one.
00:20:47Something's wrong.
00:20:50You were drunk
00:20:51with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:53Lysander Armstrong
00:20:54and his fortune
00:20:55will soon be mine.
00:20:58That's one more thing
00:20:59I'm saving you from.
00:21:08Sir?
00:21:09The SWAT team is here.
00:21:11Captain Morales.
00:21:13My son is trapped
00:21:14behind there
00:21:15with a devious
00:21:17man-eating witch.
00:21:18I need you to do
00:21:19whatever you can
00:21:20to tear down that door.
00:21:22Rest assured,
00:21:22General Armstrong.
00:21:24We'll break down that door
00:21:25and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:30the案 of Netflix.
00:21:32He writes the wrong.
00:21:36I'll be your men.
00:21:40Who the fuck are you?
00:21:42And why the hell are we made?
00:21:45Good.
00:21:46You're awake.
00:21:47I'm saving you.
00:21:49Saving me?
00:21:50By bathing with me.
00:21:52Who are you? You're a fuckin' spy?
00:21:55Talk!
00:21:55I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:21:59You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper.
00:22:04I would never.
00:22:05Oh, really?
00:22:19Look who's guilty now.
00:22:23Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, alright, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:27A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:33It's science, okay? It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:39You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:41And I'm a professional.
00:22:43I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:45Captain, do something now.
00:22:47Ready!
00:22:53We're almost there.
00:22:55Aim!
00:22:57Get him, boy. Get him!
00:23:00Fire!
00:23:03Fire!
00:23:09Fire!
00:23:11Fire!
00:23:12Fire!
00:23:19Those dina cells.
00:23:21How is this possible?
00:23:23It's not even a scratch.
00:23:25I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:27Of course, your Earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:29No. I believe Miss Trixie is a good person. She's not the Dark Witch.
00:23:34Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:38This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:42How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:44That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:49If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:52Except for the goddess healer. Think about it. We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:56He's been in a coma for two years. Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:23:59You're right. This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:05Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:08No. No. Absolutely not.
00:24:11There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:14How could you know for sure?
00:24:16Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:19You're wrong, sir.
00:24:20This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:25It's called Borderline Revival.
00:24:27She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:30But only temporarily.
00:24:32It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:37That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:39I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:45My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:47He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:52Then it looks like it's up to me, the witch doctor.
00:24:56Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:00My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:02You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:06I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:12from me.
00:25:14This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:18I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:21So we can both survive.
00:25:41It's poison gas.
00:25:43Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:48Poison gas?
00:25:49My son is in there.
00:25:50You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:52No, don't worry, General.
00:25:54Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:25:58Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:01Then we can reverse the poison on your son, and then he can marry one of us.
00:26:05They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:11I may have promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:14It's now or never.
00:26:27What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:29It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:31Wait a second.
00:26:32You don't think that they're...
00:26:34You!
00:26:35You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:38Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:39If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:43Oh my God.
00:26:44Yeah?
00:26:44She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:47I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:50Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:55This is taking way too long.
00:26:57Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:00The big guns.
00:27:01These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:05Bazooka.
00:27:06She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:09Crap.
00:27:09Oh my God.
00:27:10Get back, son.
00:27:12Ready.
00:27:14Aim!
00:27:14Oh, shit.
00:27:19Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:33The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:35Shoot her dead now.
00:27:36Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:39I said stand down.
00:27:42Don't listen to her.
00:27:43She's a fraud.
00:27:44A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:46I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:50If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:52you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:55Wait a second.
00:27:56Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:58He'll wake in just a moment.
00:27:59You can see for yourself.
00:28:01Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:04That is it.
00:28:05No more stalling, General.
00:28:07If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:13Don't hurt her.
00:28:19She's cured.
00:28:25His pulse is regular.
00:28:26In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:31There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:42Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:44Lysander's warm again.
00:28:46He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:48And his heart is strong.
00:28:49Come, feel it.
00:28:52I saved my son.
00:28:55Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:28:59Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:03I've learned my lesson.
00:29:04I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:09Wait, wait.
00:29:10No, no.
00:29:11There is only one person in the world
00:29:13who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:15than the queen, angel, and I.
00:29:19The goddess healer.
00:29:24Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:27But rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:29is well over 100 years old
00:29:31and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:35It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:36What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:39Devon, I've repaid your kindness
00:29:41by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:42Take care.
00:29:44No, wait.
00:29:45Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:48He's right.
00:29:49We are men of our words
00:29:51and as I promised you,
00:29:52my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:54if you cured him
00:29:55and you did just that.
00:29:57Of course,
00:29:58you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:01I really appreciate it,
00:30:02but I'm sorry.
00:30:04I...
00:30:06I'm already engaged.
00:30:10Already engaged?
00:30:11I am.
00:30:11I've been patiently awaiting
00:30:13his return from deployment
00:30:14for the last three years
00:30:15and he's coming back today.
00:30:18But don't be disappointed.
00:30:19Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:22I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:24Some guru taught me
00:30:25that spa water can cure
00:30:26all kinds of ailments.
00:30:27But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:29Please,
00:30:29let me give you what I promised.
00:30:31Take the gold.
00:30:32No, really.
00:30:34I don't need anything.
00:30:36I just believe
00:30:37in doing good in the world.
00:30:42Trixie,
00:30:43it's your fiance.
00:30:44He's back
00:30:45and he says
00:30:46he's breaking up with you.
00:30:49I must go.
00:30:56Hobo close.
00:30:58Halo glow.
00:30:59I bet the goddess healer
00:31:01is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:02It was just dumb luck.
00:31:05She's even dumber
00:31:06for not accepting
00:31:06his marriage proposal.
00:31:08She could have been
00:31:08the richest woman in the world,
00:31:10marrying the hottest,
00:31:11most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:16I'm going to marry
00:31:17that homeless woman.
00:31:22Oh my God.
00:31:24I mean,
00:31:24I don't know about
00:31:25that homeless bimbo,
00:31:26but this is godly.
00:31:29No, no, no, no,
00:31:31Lysander.
00:31:32Lysander is not
00:31:33what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:36I'd so much rather
00:31:37share him with you
00:31:38than let that penniless,
00:31:39ugly bitch have him.
00:31:41You two nut jobs
00:31:42are a disgrace
00:31:42to your profession.
00:31:44Take these two weirdos
00:31:45out of here
00:31:45and revoke their licenses.
00:31:47Wait, no.
00:31:48We're not brides.
00:31:49No, she's just
00:31:50better than us.
00:31:52Oh my God.
00:31:54Oh my God.
00:31:56We were truly blessed
00:31:57to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:31:59She's no average Jane.
00:32:01No, she isn't.
00:32:01She said it was just
00:32:03dumb luck.
00:32:03But if she truly
00:32:04had these special skills,
00:32:06why did she wear
00:32:07that shit-stained dress
00:32:08and had an impeccable
00:32:09looking doll?
00:32:10But think about
00:32:10the impenetrable walls.
00:32:11No normal person
00:32:13could have done that.
00:32:14Goddess or not,
00:32:15homeless or not,
00:32:16I don't care.
00:32:17I have never met
00:32:18a woman like that.
00:32:19I have to find her.
00:32:20I have to make her my wife.
00:32:21She won my heart over too.
00:32:23But if my bestest
00:32:24big bro wants her,
00:32:25I'll help you find her.
00:32:27All right, listen.
00:32:28I need help
00:32:29finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:35I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:37so I want you,
00:32:38your granddaughters,
00:32:39filthy things,
00:32:41out of my house
00:32:43now.
00:32:43Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:45She waited for you
00:32:46for three years.
00:32:49She was dumb enough
00:32:49to put my name on the lease.
00:32:51And I'm upgrading
00:32:51for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:53One with some serious
00:32:53fuck you money.
00:32:55So get lost.
00:32:57Who gave you permission
00:32:59to bark like a rabbit
00:33:00hyena in my house?
00:33:06Grandma.
00:33:07Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:10Amore.
00:33:11I've been dying
00:33:12to throw this in your face.
00:33:13I'm dumping you
00:33:14for your best friend,
00:33:15Marissa.
00:33:17In fact,
00:33:18the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:20So sign over the house
00:33:21now.
00:33:27You gave me this ring
00:33:28and asked me to wait.
00:33:30And I did.
00:33:31For three years
00:33:33while you were deployed.
00:33:34Yet you cheat on me
00:33:35with my best friend.
00:33:37And now you're trying
00:33:38to swindle my home?
00:33:40Do you have no shame?
00:33:41We were together
00:33:42for three years
00:33:43and it was a complete
00:33:44waste of my life
00:33:45when I could have been
00:33:46with a loaded girl
00:33:47like Marissa.
00:33:52I'm sorry.
00:33:53That's how much
00:33:54she would owe me
00:33:54if I was in the
00:33:55rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:33:58I see you're fulfilling
00:33:59your highest aspirations
00:34:01of being a low-grade
00:34:02male prostitute.
00:34:07Oh, yeah?
00:34:08Well, Marissa
00:34:11is so much better
00:34:12than you.
00:34:12She grew up
00:34:13even poorer
00:34:15than you.
00:34:16And now
00:34:16she's the CEO
00:34:18of an entire
00:34:19corporation.
00:34:21Dude!
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:23And you?
00:34:25You're still nothing.
00:34:27So you think
00:34:28she's an upgrade?
00:34:29Of course
00:34:29she's an upgrade.
00:34:31Look what she, uh,
00:34:32got me for my
00:34:33engagement.
00:34:35Oops.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37That's maybe worth
00:34:38one millionth
00:34:39the presidential contract
00:34:40I gave her.
00:34:46You gave her
00:34:47the presidential contract?
00:34:49I certainly did.
00:34:50In fact,
00:34:51Marissa,
00:34:52you and your
00:34:53dimwit brother
00:34:54only have everything
00:34:56you have
00:34:56all thanks to me.
00:35:02Oh, I think
00:35:03she's losing it, bro.
00:35:04That breakup
00:35:05must have hit her
00:35:05hard.
00:35:07You two
00:35:07are the ungrateful
00:35:09cheating scum here.
00:35:11My granddaughter
00:35:12supported you
00:35:13and your entire
00:35:14family for three
00:35:15years while you
00:35:16were gone.
00:35:17How dare you
00:35:18insult her?
00:35:20It's okay,
00:35:21Grandma.
00:35:21Let's not stoop
00:35:22to that level.
00:35:24Poor Edna.
00:35:25She still doesn't
00:35:26know what you're
00:35:26doing out there
00:35:27on the street.
00:35:27Huh?
00:35:28What is he talking
00:35:29about, Jersey?
00:35:30Show her, Bob.
00:35:36This is how
00:35:37embarrassingly useless
00:35:38your granddaughter is.
00:35:40She didn't purchase
00:35:40this house on her own.
00:35:42She was begging
00:35:42on the street
00:35:43for money.
00:35:45I can't be caught
00:35:46with a piss-poor
00:35:47nobody like you.
00:35:48Even if you got
00:35:49no game,
00:35:50I got street cred
00:35:51I got out of keep.
00:35:52You dig?
00:35:52The word you're
00:35:53looking for is
00:35:54dignity.
00:35:55And you're one
00:35:56to speak.
00:35:56Cheater.
00:35:59Is this true,
00:36:00Trixie?
00:36:04I've been broadening
00:36:05my horizons,
00:36:05Grandma.
00:36:06I want to see
00:36:07how regular,
00:36:08everyday people live
00:36:09so that I can
00:36:10help them.
00:36:11Of course,
00:36:12those without
00:36:13substance underneath
00:36:14would never
00:36:14understand that.
00:36:16What is that
00:36:16supposed to mean?
00:36:17It means the new
00:36:18girlfriend you think
00:36:19is an upgrade
00:36:20is actually a downgrade.
00:36:26Enough bullshitting
00:36:26already.
00:36:27Just sign the damn
00:36:27papers and we can
00:36:28each get on with
00:36:29our lives.
00:36:42At your wedding,
00:36:43I will.
00:36:44What?
00:36:46If you won't do good
00:36:47by me of breaking
00:36:48things off before
00:36:49two-timing me
00:36:49with my best friend,
00:36:51why should I do
00:36:52good by you?
00:36:53I'll give you
00:36:54my John Hancock
00:36:55at your wedding
00:36:55as a charity
00:36:57to you.
00:36:58Fucking bitch!
00:37:00You better keep
00:37:01your word.
00:37:01Oh, that's rich.
00:37:03After tomorrow,
00:37:04you will never feel
00:37:05so rich ever again.
00:37:06Do remember that.
00:37:14Trixie,
00:37:15Marissa's a
00:37:16millionaire now.
00:37:17They'll destroy you
00:37:18if you show
00:37:19even so much
00:37:20as a hair
00:37:20at their wedding.
00:37:21Grandma,
00:37:23I have to confess
00:37:24something to you.
00:37:24I've secretly
00:37:26amassed a fortune
00:37:27worth trillions.
00:37:28Trillions?
00:37:30That would make
00:37:32you the richest
00:37:33person on the planet.
00:37:35It's because
00:37:36of the healing hands
00:37:36I inherited
00:37:37from Asseplius,
00:37:39the god of healing.
00:37:40I've saved
00:37:41several world leaders
00:37:42with these hands.
00:37:44That's how I was
00:37:45able to give Marissa
00:37:45the presidential contract
00:37:47and become
00:37:48the goddess healer.
00:37:49It makes me
00:37:50angrier hearing
00:37:51her name knowing
00:37:52how she betrayed you.
00:37:53But please,
00:37:54Trixie dear,
00:37:56I know it was
00:37:57to broken your heart,
00:37:58but embellishing
00:38:00your worth
00:38:00and who you are,
00:38:02it will only delay
00:38:03the healing process.
00:38:05You don't have
00:38:05to believe me
00:38:06just yet.
00:38:07After we lost
00:38:08mom and dad
00:38:09because we didn't
00:38:09have the money
00:38:10for their medical bills,
00:38:12I vowed
00:38:13that I would do
00:38:13everything I can
00:38:14to serve those
00:38:15in need.
00:38:17That's why
00:38:17I'm taking everything
00:38:18back from Butch
00:38:19and I'm giving it
00:38:19back to Charity.
00:38:20You've always
00:38:21had an angel's heart.
00:38:23I'm certain
00:38:24you will meet
00:38:24someone who
00:38:25will treat you
00:38:26right,
00:38:26who actually
00:38:28deserves you.
00:38:29You will see
00:38:30tomorrow,
00:38:30grandma.
00:38:38You said Trixie's
00:38:39crashing your wedding?
00:38:40She was
00:38:41bullying us too,
00:38:42Sasa.
00:38:43She's probably
00:38:44trying to extort you
00:38:45now that she knows
00:38:45you're rich as fuck.
00:38:47and hope
00:38:48when nobody
00:38:48steps on a snake.
00:38:49Snake bites
00:38:50back hard.
00:38:52So let her
00:38:52come and embarrass
00:38:53herself.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:55You mean
00:38:57we broadcast
00:38:59that video
00:39:00of you?
00:39:03Yes.
00:39:04Her cavewoman
00:39:04stick the 19th
00:39:05century tin can.
00:39:07She'll prop me
00:39:08up higher
00:39:08on my pedestal
00:39:09and the whole
00:39:09world sees her
00:39:10in her homeless
00:39:10mess against
00:39:11my presidential
00:39:12glow up.
00:39:13Let's turn this
00:39:14party into her
00:39:15funeral.
00:39:22There he is.
00:39:25Welcome home,
00:39:26brother.
00:39:27Welcome home,
00:39:28General!
00:39:31Sir,
00:39:31the homeless woman
00:39:32who saved you,
00:39:33Miss Trixie,
00:39:34this is the file
00:39:34of her ex,
00:39:35Butch Tanner.
00:39:36He served with
00:39:37your regiment
00:39:37in the Marines.
00:39:38You mean the
00:39:38Butch Tanner
00:39:39that can barely
00:39:40carry supplies?
00:39:41Well,
00:39:41she's been providing
00:39:41for him and his
00:39:42entire family
00:39:43while he's been
00:39:43deployed overseas,
00:39:44sir.
00:39:45So she waited
00:39:45for him for years
00:39:46and that he
00:39:47betrayed her.
00:39:48Fucking coward.
00:39:49According to
00:39:49intel,
00:39:50she's planning
00:39:50to bring it
00:39:50down on them
00:39:51at their wedding.
00:39:52Then we should
00:39:52join her.
00:39:54Men,
00:39:55I'm only alive
00:39:56today because
00:39:56of that virtuous
00:39:57woman and her
00:39:58incredible power
00:39:59that saved my
00:39:59life.
00:40:00So she needs
00:40:00our support.
00:40:01Will you join
00:40:02me in protecting
00:40:03her?
00:40:03Yes, sir!
00:40:04We will learn
00:40:04life to protect
00:40:05her, sir!
00:40:07And let's
00:40:07roll.
00:40:21Woo!
00:40:22Welcome,
00:40:23everyone,
00:40:24to my wedding.
00:40:25Today is a very
00:40:26special day for
00:40:26me and Butch.
00:40:27Not only are we
00:40:28getting married,
00:40:28but in just one
00:40:29hour, my company
00:40:30will be receiving
00:40:31the presidential
00:40:31contract, allowing
00:40:33my biomedical
00:40:33company to go
00:40:34public.
00:40:39Congratulations
00:40:39on the contract
00:40:40once again,
00:40:41Mrs. Wakeham.
00:40:42Stowe, butch is
00:40:43taking my last
00:40:44name.
00:40:45Oh, and please
00:40:45don't be so
00:40:46uptight,
00:40:46Secretary Cho.
00:40:48You are the
00:40:48secretary of the
00:40:49entire U.S.
00:40:50Health Department,
00:40:51but this is a
00:40:51par-tay, after all.
00:40:53I see some of
00:40:54the most important
00:40:55people in the
00:40:56nation have also
00:40:57arrived to
00:40:57celebrate you.
00:41:00The U.S.
00:41:00president will
00:41:01also be arriving
00:41:02soon to give
00:41:03you the
00:41:04contract herself.
00:41:05It's an honor.
00:41:06That's why Sasa
00:41:07is the best wife
00:41:08a man could
00:41:09ever dream of.
00:41:11We will make
00:41:12sure the crowd
00:41:13is entertained
00:41:14tonight.
00:41:14We'll let the
00:41:15wedding begin.
00:41:18Not so fast.
00:41:20The party doesn't
00:41:21start until I
00:41:22say it does.
00:41:43You two really
00:41:44are a match made
00:41:45in hell, so I've
00:41:47come to save your
00:41:47guests from this
00:41:48oncoming train wreck.
00:41:49I don't recognize
00:41:51it from any of our
00:41:51elite circles.
00:41:52Who is she?
00:41:53Um, this is our
00:41:54entertainment for
00:41:56tonight, sir.
00:41:57Just watch.
00:42:00Trixie, what are you
00:42:01doing here?
00:42:02This isn't the
00:42:02homeless shelter.
00:42:03You lost.
00:42:04I bet she's here
00:42:04to bum a meal off
00:42:05us, you know, being
00:42:07piss poor.
00:42:09Me, but my meal.
00:42:11Have you forgotten
00:42:12that it was I who
00:42:13bankrolled you two for
00:42:14the last three years?
00:42:15And what evidence do
00:42:16you have of that?
00:42:17Look at me, then go
00:42:18look at yourself in
00:42:19the mirror.
00:42:20I'm a millionaire
00:42:21CEO.
00:42:22Even the first woman
00:42:23president will be here
00:42:24any second now to
00:42:25congratulate me.
00:42:26And you're nothing
00:42:26but a washed up
00:42:27sewer rat.
00:42:29Sasa, she's like
00:42:30so obsessed with me
00:42:31she won't wash up.
00:42:33See, everyone?
00:42:35Butch already cut ties
00:42:36with his ex, but
00:42:37she's so shameless
00:42:38and desperate that
00:42:40she'd still show up
00:42:41to my wedding to
00:42:42suck up to me.
00:42:43This is what poor
00:42:44sad girls do.
00:42:45They beg for scraps
00:42:47from us, the rich
00:42:49and glorious.
00:42:50Rejecting much,
00:42:51Marissa?
00:42:52You might feel
00:42:52all high and mighty
00:42:53now, but don't bite
00:42:54the hand that feeds
00:42:55you, especially
00:42:57when I'm the one
00:42:57who's giving you
00:42:58the contract.
00:43:03You giving me
00:43:05the contract?
00:43:06You have no skills,
00:43:08no education,
00:43:09no connection,
00:43:10so how could you
00:43:10possibly have a pool
00:43:12to get the U.S.
00:43:13fucking president
00:43:14to give me
00:43:15a billion dollar contract?
00:43:17We both share
00:43:17humble beginnings,
00:43:18Marissa, and I saw
00:43:19potential in you.
00:43:21Even trusted you
00:43:21as my best friend.
00:43:23But I recognize now
00:43:24that greed has poisoned
00:43:26you.
00:43:26Don't be all sore
00:43:27now just because
00:43:28I stole your man.
00:43:30This is what
00:43:30us rich girls do.
00:43:32They steal
00:43:33from lame spinsters
00:43:34for fun.
00:43:35Damn right.
00:43:36You were
00:43:38too embarrassing
00:43:38for me.
00:43:40Sasa tramples
00:43:40you any day.
00:43:41I can say that
00:43:42now that I'm
00:43:43marrying the rich.
00:43:44Bravo.
00:43:45Self-admission
00:43:46of a gold digger.
00:43:47Quick, somebody
00:43:48put that on a memoir.
00:43:49Sasa, she's
00:43:50embarrassing me
00:43:50in front of everyone.
00:43:51She'll make her stop.
00:43:52Don't listen to her,
00:43:53everyone.
00:43:54She's the gold
00:43:55digging, blood-sucking
00:43:56leech.
00:43:57I don't even have
00:43:58to lift a finger
00:43:58and you're already
00:43:59embarrassing yourself
00:44:00in front of everyone
00:44:01for me, butch.
00:44:03You may look
00:44:04and sound like a man,
00:44:05but you're nothing
00:44:06but a pathetic coward.
00:44:07Okay, enough!
00:44:08You know what I always
00:44:09couldn't stand about you?
00:44:11Your moral posturing.
00:44:13But guess what?
00:44:14Morals are just lies
00:44:15to make you lame girls
00:44:16feel better about yourselves.
00:44:18That's why no man
00:44:19will choose you
00:44:19over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:21Because I've got
00:44:22the material goods
00:44:23and you're just
00:44:24all empty talk.
00:44:25I'm not here
00:44:26to request to be chosen
00:44:27because I'm the one
00:44:28who's doing the choosing.
00:44:31See this?
00:44:39Oh my God.
00:44:45Is that the billion dollar
00:44:46contract for Sasha?
00:44:49The one that's supposed
00:44:50to make us all rich as fuck?
00:44:52No, absolutely not.
00:44:54I don't believe it.
00:44:56You all sound so scared already.
00:44:58Don't worry.
00:44:59This isn't that contract.
00:45:01It's the lease
00:45:02to the modest home
00:45:03you try to swindle from me.
00:45:06I don't see everyone.
00:45:08She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:10But you don't even have
00:45:10the guts to go all the way.
00:45:12Look at her following orders.
00:45:13I asked her to sign over
00:45:14the lease and here she is.
00:45:16Like a good little
00:45:18peasant slave.
00:45:19That house is worth
00:45:20all her life savings.
00:45:24You want to, I don't know,
00:45:26beg for a little treat
00:45:27while you're at it?
00:45:38You must understand me.
00:45:40I'm here to take back
00:45:41everything I've ever given you.
00:45:42And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:51Bro, she's gone cuckoo
00:45:52in the head.
00:45:53She thinks that just because
00:45:54she rented a pretty little dress
00:45:56she can pretend to be
00:45:56a deep pocket
00:45:57invest in baddie.
00:45:58You wish you had
00:45:59that kind of money
00:46:00to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:01It's just a drop
00:46:02in the bucket for me.
00:46:04I know what this is.
00:46:06You've gone delusional
00:46:07and you think you're Cinderella
00:46:08so you can just show up
00:46:09to a fancy party
00:46:10and some Prince Charming
00:46:12will scoop you
00:46:12into money forever?
00:46:14Well, that's not happening.
00:46:15Security, lock the doors.
00:46:17This woman doesn't leave
00:46:18until we're through with her.
00:46:22This is where your dreams
00:46:24will die, bitch.
00:46:28We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:30She's being cornered
00:46:31by her ex and his mistress
00:46:31at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:33Butch Tanner.
00:46:34Well, he's going to wish
00:46:35he died in battle
00:46:35after I'm done with him.
00:46:37Let's go.
00:46:41You think a few toy guns
00:46:42scare me, Marissa?
00:46:44I've saved plenty of people
00:46:45for much worse.
00:46:47Including your head of command,
00:46:49Butch.
00:46:50General Lysander Armstrong.
00:46:52You mean the legendary war hero?
00:46:54He's been in a coma for years
00:46:56after he saved the nation
00:46:57from a terrorist attack.
00:46:58You're an unskilled,
00:47:00unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:02So how could you possibly
00:47:03have this magical ability
00:47:05to heal someone
00:47:06like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:08No one here
00:47:09is going to believe you.
00:47:09If you really cured
00:47:10the incurable general,
00:47:12then Sasa
00:47:13is the fucking
00:47:14Virgin Mary.
00:47:15And she's not.
00:47:16You're just asking
00:47:17to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:19Show them, Butch.
00:47:22Oh my God.
00:47:24Good.
00:47:26See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:28Trixie's just a
00:47:30reloading beggar.
00:47:33She won't leave me
00:47:34and Marissa alone
00:47:35because we're rich
00:47:36as fuck now.
00:47:37I'm a major
00:47:38in the Marines.
00:47:39Sasa, she has
00:47:41a billion dollar
00:47:42biomedical contract
00:47:43with the military.
00:47:45Approved by the first
00:47:47female president
00:47:48of the United States
00:47:49herself, bitch.
00:47:50How despicable.
00:47:51She's just trying
00:47:52to leech off you
00:47:53like a parasitic gold digger.
00:47:55Get out of here.
00:47:56No one wants to marry you.
00:47:57No free meals
00:47:58for the poor.
00:47:59Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:02This is high society.
00:48:03So you're either
00:48:04born on a silver spoon
00:48:05or you're as accomplished
00:48:06as me to be here.
00:48:08Maybe if you do
00:48:09some serious
00:48:09dick-sogging here,
00:48:11maybe someone
00:48:12will drop a couple
00:48:13bucks in your tin can.
00:48:16I already have
00:48:17everything one can dream of.
00:48:19But I valued
00:48:20our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:21Which is why I came here
00:48:22to give you a second chance.
00:48:23To see if you'd
00:48:24apologize and admit
00:48:25to your backstabbing.
00:48:26But no.
00:48:28You stooped so low
00:48:29it disgusts me.
00:48:31Nothing is more
00:48:32disgusting than you
00:48:33standing on street corners
00:48:34like a bum.
00:48:36And who knows
00:48:37if you've already
00:48:38started offering
00:48:38sexual services.
00:48:41Well then,
00:48:43why don't you
00:48:43get on your knees
00:48:44for me, Trixie?
00:48:45My brother
00:48:46will never take you back.
00:48:48No man will marry
00:48:49an embarrassed man
00:48:50like you.
00:48:51But make me happy
00:48:52and I might consider
00:48:54making you
00:48:54my personal prostitute.
00:49:06How dare you
00:49:07hit my brother?
00:49:08I'm never letting you
00:49:09leave here alive.
00:49:11It's awesome.
00:49:12There's something else.
00:49:13Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:15After I'm done
00:49:15with you, Trixie,
00:49:16not even the goddess
00:49:17of healing
00:49:18will be able
00:49:18to save you.
00:49:20Oh, is that so?
00:49:23Security!
00:49:25Get down on your knees
00:49:27and give Bob
00:49:28one hell of a blowjob
00:49:29in front of everybody here
00:49:31or I'll pop
00:49:32so many holes in you
00:49:33the men here
00:49:33won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:35I don't need to be
00:49:36the goddess of anything
00:49:37to punish you.
00:49:38Any of the powerful leaders
00:49:39I've saved before
00:49:40could crush you
00:49:41before you even touch me.
00:49:43Dream on!
00:49:45You wish General Licenter
00:49:46scooped you off
00:49:47your feet
00:49:47but you aren't
00:49:48good enough for me.
00:49:49You're definitely
00:49:50not good enough for him.
00:49:51Enough!
00:49:52You're souring my party
00:49:54so you either
00:49:55get the fuck out
00:49:56or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:49:59On the count of three!
00:50:00I think I quite like it here.
00:50:02Two!
00:50:14This wine is so delicious.
00:50:17One!
00:50:18Shoot!
00:50:20Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:23on my future wife.
00:50:30It's...
00:50:31It's...
00:50:40Who the hell is this?
00:50:46I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:47Did they hurt you?
00:50:49No.
00:50:50I'm fine.
00:50:51But, um...
00:50:52When did I become
00:50:53your future wife?
00:50:55You saved me,
00:50:57Trixie.
00:50:58Remember?
00:50:58I'm a man of my word.
00:51:00They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:01ever again.
00:51:02Really,
00:51:03it was nothing.
00:51:04I saved you
00:51:05because you're a good man.
00:51:07Not because I want you
00:51:08to owe me any favors.
00:51:14I see what this is.
00:51:16You're the one
00:51:17who cheated on me,
00:51:18Trixie.
00:51:18Look at you guys
00:51:19all lucky dove.
00:51:20Don't try to pin this
00:51:21on her.
00:51:22She waited for you
00:51:22for three years.
00:51:23This is the kind of woman
00:51:24of virtue that a man
00:51:25would die for.
00:51:28Virtue?
00:51:29Don't make me laugh.
00:51:31She's probably out there
00:51:32giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:34No man who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:36would want to touch her.
00:51:38She should be happy
00:51:38Bob was willing
00:51:39to give her some.
00:51:44I see her in the Marines.
00:51:48I'm a major.
00:51:49Look man,
00:51:51I know Trixie is like a,
00:51:52I don't know,
00:51:53like a seven.
00:51:54Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:51:55but don't waste your man
00:51:56on a whiny,
00:51:58worthless woman like that.
00:52:00Ow!
00:52:00Ow!
00:52:02Ow!
00:52:03Ah!
00:52:03Ah!
00:52:04A real man
00:52:06never talks about a woman,
00:52:08no way.
00:52:09You're a coward.
00:52:19We don't need to fight fire
00:52:20with fire to deal
00:52:21with the likes of them.
00:52:24You're a gracious Trixie,
00:52:25you know that?
00:52:28You're only getting off of it
00:52:29because she's so kind,
00:52:30so you're going to do me
00:52:31the favor of never
00:52:31coming near her again.
00:52:32You understand?
00:52:33You want to fuck with me,
00:52:34little dipshit?
00:52:35I'm a fucking major.
00:52:37You're probably lowest rank
00:52:38of the military grunts.
00:52:40I'll,
00:52:40I'll destroy you.
00:52:42Do you really not know
00:52:43who this is, Butch?
00:52:44I thought you were
00:52:45in the Marines.
00:52:46What have you been doing
00:52:47this whole time
00:52:47if you don't know
00:52:48who this war hero is?
00:52:50He was just a supply boy.
00:52:54War hero?
00:52:56Is this all part
00:52:57of your plan, Trixie?
00:52:59Poor girl.
00:53:00Did you sell your house
00:53:01to hire this actor
00:53:02so you can feel better
00:53:03about yourself?
00:53:04A woman's worth
00:53:05is tied to the man
00:53:06she marries.
00:53:07Trixie is worthless
00:53:08because that guy
00:53:09looks like a cowboy.
00:53:13A bum girl
00:53:14and a pimp.
00:53:15What a pair.
00:53:17Seems like they don't
00:53:18know who you are
00:53:18since you've been
00:53:19out of action
00:53:19for so long.
00:53:21Maybe we should try
00:53:22to piss him off some more.
00:53:23Don't you think?
00:53:25Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:33What is all this?
00:53:35Trixie, listen.
00:53:36I know that you
00:53:36didn't ask for anything
00:53:37after you saved my life.
00:53:40But I know that
00:53:41we shared a moment.
00:53:45I'm not the kind of man
00:53:46to get close to a woman
00:53:47and then just disappear.
00:53:48It's not in my nature.
00:53:51I'm like somebody else here.
00:53:53Listen, Trixie.
00:53:54I have never
00:53:56met a woman
00:53:59like you.
00:54:00So incredible
00:54:01and kind
00:54:02and beautiful.
00:54:03So I know
00:54:04that you're the one
00:54:06for me.
00:54:08This guy's either nuts
00:54:09or a really,
00:54:11really good actor.
00:54:13Oscar worthy.
00:54:14Oscar worthy.
00:54:15No.
00:54:16First gift.
00:54:22Trixie, I know
00:54:23that you just lost
00:54:24your home.
00:54:24So I'm gifting you
00:54:26with your own
00:54:27new mansion.
00:54:28Worth $500 million
00:54:29previously owned
00:54:31by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:34Second guess.
00:54:37This contains
00:54:38all the rights
00:54:39to my entire fortune,
00:54:41which is now yours.
00:54:43Entire fortune
00:54:44from a cowboy actor?
00:54:46It must be pennies.
00:54:47They already spent
00:54:48their entire life savings
00:54:49on this clown show.
00:54:49They've got nothing left.
00:54:51Why, Sander?
00:54:52I really don't care
00:54:53for any of us.
00:54:54Look, I know.
00:54:56I know that you are
00:54:57the farthest thing
00:54:57from a material woman.
00:54:59Okay?
00:55:00Which is exactly why
00:55:01my third gift
00:55:03is, um,
00:55:06well...
00:55:19Cleo!
00:55:21Hey!
00:55:22Oh, my God.
00:55:24You found my dog.
00:55:30Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:31But with you,
00:55:32it's so much more.
00:55:34Trixie Amore,
00:55:38will you marry me?
00:55:41You know I can't say no
00:55:43to this doggo?
00:55:47Yes.
00:55:48I will marry you.
00:56:05Go, go, power couple.
00:56:07Woo!
00:56:09Okay, stop.
00:56:10The only power couple
00:56:11here is Butch and I.
00:56:14Let's remind everyone
00:56:15how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:18No man in their right mind
00:56:21would marry that embarrassing
00:56:23sack of scraps.
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:25I don't care if she's
00:56:26homeless or not,
00:56:26but I'm making this woman
00:56:28my wife,
00:56:29which means that she will
00:56:30be treated as,
00:56:30and cherished as,
00:56:32the most precious woman
00:56:33on earth.
00:56:34Understand?
00:56:36I don't care if she's
00:56:38you still don't realize
00:56:40that my brother
00:56:41is the most powerful man
00:56:42on earth.
00:56:43This is General
00:56:44Lysander Armstrong.
00:56:53As if,
00:56:54like the almighty
00:56:55General Lysander Armstrong
00:56:57would propose to a homeless
00:56:58prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:00Yes,
00:57:00the Armstrong family
00:57:01basically controlled
00:57:02the global stock market.
00:57:03Lysander Armstrong
00:57:04would sooner marry
00:57:05the Princess of England
00:57:06than someone
00:57:07from the lowest rank
00:57:08of society.
00:57:09I bet my life
00:57:10you're all just
00:57:11actors.
00:57:12Then you better
00:57:13enjoy your last breath.
00:57:14Come on,
00:57:15Lysander,
00:57:15what are we waiting for?
00:57:16Let's show them
00:57:16what we can do
00:57:17and get revenge
00:57:17for Trixie.
00:57:18What can a bunch
00:57:18of piss poor people
00:57:19do to us,
00:57:20the elites?
00:57:21Infect us with
00:57:22your poor people
00:57:22bad luck?
00:57:24She wishes
00:57:25she could blame
00:57:25her low status
00:57:26on bad luck.
00:57:27Truth is,
00:57:28she's just a useless,
00:57:30lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:31She's utterly
00:57:33unmarriable.
00:57:35I can dispose
00:57:36of them
00:57:37in other means
00:57:38if you don't
00:57:38prefer violence.
00:57:39I'd handle them
00:57:40myself,
00:57:41but
00:57:43I'll let you
00:57:44do all the
00:57:44heavy lifting.
00:57:46Go ahead,
00:57:46Lysander.
00:57:54Yes,
00:57:54hello,
00:57:55this is Lysander.
00:57:55Please
00:57:56bankrupt
00:57:56Marissa Wickham
00:57:57for me.
00:57:59Oh my gosh,
00:58:00I'm so scared.
00:58:02Anyone these days
00:58:03could call anyone
00:58:04and pretend
00:58:04to be on the phone.
00:58:12Uh,
00:58:12hello?
00:58:13Yes.
00:58:16What?
00:58:21I'm a bankrupt!
00:58:30Hey,
00:58:31hey,
00:58:32are you sure
00:58:33that was the
00:58:33call,
00:58:33Sasa?
00:58:34That was a real
00:58:35call?
00:58:35People don't
00:58:36just suddenly
00:58:36go bankrupt
00:58:37like that.
00:58:37My company's
00:58:38dead!
00:58:38It evaporated!
00:58:40It's in thin air!
00:58:44That's impossible!
00:58:46Who are you?
00:58:48What did you do?
00:58:49Secretary Cho,
00:58:51you said you're
00:58:51the Secretary of
00:58:52Health,
00:58:52right?
00:58:53And you yourself
00:58:53said that the
00:58:54Armstrong family
00:58:55owns the entire
00:58:55global stock market.
00:58:56Could that be
00:58:57how they
00:58:58bankrupted
00:58:59Miss Wickham?
00:59:00Then that means
00:59:03you're
00:59:03really
00:59:04Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:06the richest
00:59:07and most powerful
00:59:08man in the country.
00:59:10Trixie's
00:59:10married,
00:59:11the famed
00:59:12war hero,
00:59:13the man every girl
00:59:14wants and every man
00:59:15wants to be.
00:59:17Now you believe me?
00:59:18Those who do bad
00:59:19will always end up
00:59:20losing everything.
00:59:22There's got to be
00:59:23some trick to this.
00:59:24You guys are just
00:59:25bums trying to extort
00:59:26money from us.
00:59:27It's awesome.
00:59:29It's awesome.
00:59:29It's awesome.
00:59:35I know why
00:59:37you're all over
00:59:38Trixie,
00:59:38because you've been
00:59:39in the military
00:59:39for so long,
00:59:40you don't know
00:59:40what a real woman
00:59:41can do for you.
00:59:43Let me take you
00:59:44to my wedding chamber
00:59:44and I'll show you
00:59:45a good time.
00:59:48Do you want to
00:59:49hold your hands
00:59:49for me,
00:59:50or I'll have them
00:59:51removed for you.
00:59:56I would never
00:59:57be interested
00:59:57in a woman
00:59:58who's as vile
00:59:59and cruel
01:00:00and wicked
01:00:01as you are.
01:00:02Guess the cheater
01:00:03gets cheated on
01:00:04eventually.
01:00:06Sasa was just
01:00:07trying to save
01:00:08the company.
01:00:09I don't blame her
01:00:10at all.
01:00:11Your double standards
01:00:12are incredible.
01:00:13Okay,
01:00:13you don't want me?
01:00:14Fine.
01:00:15But there's plenty
01:00:16of other efficiency.
01:00:17I can give you
01:00:18a room full of
01:00:19pageant winners,
01:00:2018 years old,
01:00:21fresh for the taking.
01:00:29I did that
01:00:30so you wouldn't
01:00:30have to,
01:00:31Miss Trixine.
01:00:32Thank you,
01:00:33Devin.
01:00:35Marissa,
01:00:36not only have you
01:00:37backstabbed me,
01:00:38your best friend,
01:00:39by stealing
01:00:40my fiancé,
01:00:41but now you'd
01:00:42sell out other
01:00:43innocent girls
01:00:43just to get
01:00:44your company back?
01:00:45You're an insult
01:00:46to all good women
01:00:47out there.
01:00:47No,
01:00:48to all of humanity.
01:00:49So now,
01:00:50everything that I've
01:00:51ever given you to,
01:00:52I'm taking it
01:00:53all back.
01:00:56Wait,
01:00:57everyone,
01:00:58stop.
01:01:00They're imposters.
01:01:05I just got off
01:01:06the phone with
01:01:07the president
01:01:07and she said
01:01:07your contract
01:01:08is not getting
01:01:09canceled
01:01:09because it was
01:01:10assigned by
01:01:11the goddess
01:01:11healer herself.
01:01:12So we won't
01:01:13go bankrupt?
01:01:15The goddess
01:01:15healer?
01:01:16You mean the
01:01:16eccentric and highly
01:01:17elusive sage
01:01:18in the field of
01:01:19medicine,
01:01:19approved of
01:01:20my biomedical
01:01:21products?
01:01:22Yes,
01:01:23that's the
01:01:23highest honor
01:01:24anyone can
01:01:24have in the
01:01:25field of
01:01:25health and
01:01:26medicine.
01:01:26The goddess
01:01:27healer's motto
01:01:28is the right
01:01:29rewrites the
01:01:30wrong,
01:01:30the left
01:01:31leaves the
01:01:31wrong,
01:01:32the rest.
01:01:33That means
01:01:34she's rewarding
01:01:35me.
01:01:35The president
01:01:36would never
01:01:36let your company
01:01:37go bankrupt.
01:01:39In fact,
01:01:39she's on her
01:01:40way now.
01:01:42So you're
01:01:43telling me
01:01:44this dashingly
01:01:45handsome
01:01:46motherfucker
01:01:46over here
01:01:47isn't
01:01:48Lysander
01:01:48Armstrong?
01:01:49Who the fuck
01:01:49cares who he is?
01:01:50If the president
01:01:51and the goddess
01:01:52healer approves
01:01:53of my products,
01:01:54who cares about
01:01:54this washed up
01:01:55war hero?
01:01:56We can break his
01:01:57legs, break his
01:01:57arms, no one
01:01:58would even bat an
01:01:59eye.
01:01:59She even gave us
01:02:00explicit permission
01:02:01to call upon
01:02:02secret services.
01:02:03FBI!
01:02:04FBI!
01:02:06You're under arrest
01:02:07for fraudulent claims
01:02:08and identity theft.
01:02:11Gotcha.
01:02:16Guess I still
01:02:17get the last
01:02:17laugh, Trixie.
01:02:18No, don't
01:02:19arrest her!
01:02:21Trixie is a
01:02:21good person.
01:02:22Please, officer,
01:02:23don't arrest her!
01:02:25Grandma,
01:02:26Mr. Rogers,
01:02:27Mrs. Williams,
01:02:27what are you
01:02:28all doing here?
01:02:29The neighbors
01:02:29heard about the
01:02:30breakup between
01:02:30you and Butch.
01:02:31We were worried,
01:02:32so we came here
01:02:33to back you up.
01:02:35Listen, officer,
01:02:36I can attest
01:02:37that Trixie Amoria
01:02:38is a good neighbor.
01:02:39She's very
01:02:40kind-hearted and
01:02:41would never
01:02:42break the law.
01:02:42Yes, and one
01:02:43time when my
01:02:44daughter needed
01:02:45university tuition,
01:02:46Trixie gave her
01:02:47everything she had
01:02:48just to help her
01:02:49out.
01:02:49She also paid
01:02:50for my recent
01:02:51heart surgery as
01:02:52well.
01:02:52My fiance really
01:02:54is an incredible
01:02:55woman.
01:02:56She's an angel
01:02:57descended from
01:02:58heaven.
01:03:02You must be
01:03:03the criminal
01:03:04pretending to be
01:03:04General Lysander
01:03:05Armstrong.
01:03:06My brother
01:03:07is not a
01:03:08criminal.
01:03:08He's a war
01:03:09hero who
01:03:10single-handedly
01:03:10saved this
01:03:11country from
01:03:11a terrorist
01:03:12attack.
01:03:12Without him,
01:03:13this whole
01:03:13country would
01:03:14have been
01:03:14bombed to
01:03:15ash.
01:03:16And that's
01:03:16why his
01:03:17choice to
01:03:17crime is
01:03:18stealing his
01:03:18identity.
01:03:19General Lysander
01:03:20Armstrong only
01:03:21fell into a
01:03:21coma because
01:03:22of the fight
01:03:22with the
01:03:23terrorist.
01:03:23And we've
01:03:24received no
01:03:24word that
01:03:24he's woken up
01:03:25yet, so
01:03:25this must
01:03:26be an
01:03:26imposter.
01:03:28I can tell
01:03:29that this
01:03:29whole dilemma
01:03:30with my
01:03:30identity is
01:03:31causing you
01:03:31a lot of
01:03:32trouble.
01:03:32I promise
01:03:33that I'll
01:03:33get it resolved
01:03:34and we can
01:03:34focus on
01:03:35taking down
01:03:35your scumbag
01:03:36ex.
01:03:38If you
01:03:39wanna arrest
01:03:39me, fine.
01:03:41But don't
01:03:42fuck with my
01:03:42fiance.
01:03:43You don't
01:03:43get to decide,
01:03:44punk.
01:03:45Let's go!
01:04:08get him!
01:04:09If you
01:04:09can.
01:04:11Oh!
01:04:13Oh!
01:04:14Oh!
01:04:14Oh!
01:04:25Oh!
01:04:26Oh!
01:04:34Oh!
01:04:39Oh!
01:04:42Oh!
01:04:47Oh!
01:04:48Oh!
01:04:50Oh!
01:04:51Oh!
01:04:52Oh!
01:04:52Oh!
01:04:54Oh!
01:05:00Is that enough pain?
01:05:02Or do you want more?
01:05:11Legend is written all over you, I sound her.
01:05:16Grandma.
01:05:18Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:21Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:24He's so manly.
01:05:25Much better than your last one.
01:05:27I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:30It's Butch's loss.
01:05:32Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:35She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:40Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:42I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, Sam?
01:05:45Drown out the poor!
01:05:46Drown out the poor!
01:05:48Drown out the poor!
01:05:50Drown out the poor!
01:05:51Drown out the poor!
01:05:52Drown out the poor!
01:05:54See, Trixie?
01:05:55You've got no connections, no power.
01:05:57You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:01We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:04So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:09Let them eat cake!
01:06:20You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:21Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:22Attack!
01:06:40You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:06:48What the fuck was that?
01:06:50I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:06:51I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:05You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:07That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:10Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:12We're quartered.
01:07:13I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:15Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:18I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:21They will be punished.
01:07:25Now hold still for me.
01:07:29Right.
01:07:30Rewrites the world.
01:07:41Holy fuck!
01:07:43Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:44By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:07:46Is she the goddess healer?
01:07:51I'm all better now.
01:07:53Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:07:54See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:58No, please.
01:07:59I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:01Don't put me on some sort of pedis.
01:08:02Sure.
01:08:04You hear that?
01:08:05She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:08She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:11While I do not care for glory,
01:08:13I do believe in justice.
01:08:15Marissa and Butch,
01:08:17not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:18but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:21I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:23And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:26God?
01:08:27Wrong.
01:08:29But you're close.
01:08:30Bullshit.
01:08:31I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:36You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:38Then let's see you try.
01:08:40Charge!
01:08:49The hell is this?
01:08:51This is the line between life and death.
01:08:55Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:58I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:08:59but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:03You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:04What if it's a trap?
01:09:05That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:08We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:09She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:12Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:15I will.
01:09:19Left leaves the wrong draft.
01:09:27I'm fine.
01:09:29Nothing happened.
01:09:30You'll see soon enough.
01:09:32Oh, please.
01:09:32I really want to die.
01:09:34And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:37I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:39Whoops.
01:09:40Just crossed it again.
01:09:42Whoops.
01:09:42And again.
01:09:44Nothing's happening.
01:09:56What did you do to my brother?
01:10:01I didn't do anything.
01:10:02Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:05I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:07If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:10Come on.
01:10:12Major.
01:10:13Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:14How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:17See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:21Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:24Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:33You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:35You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:36Oh, please.
01:10:37You hurt us first.
01:10:39At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:42But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:10:47Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:10:51You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:10:54You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:59When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:05Don't touch my wife.
01:11:09And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:14You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:16But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:20That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:23Oh, really?
01:11:25Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:28You've got nothing on me.
01:11:33Yes.
01:11:34Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:41Goddess.
01:11:42Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:11:45Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:11:49Get the VP.
01:11:51We're leaving now.
01:11:55Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:11:59God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:02I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:05You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:07A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:10Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:12I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:14Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:17You hear that, everyone?
01:12:19There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:25She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:28so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:31No.
01:12:31My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:34Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:12:37only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:39Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:44Oh!
01:12:47Oh!
01:12:49Oh!
01:12:49First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:12:53and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:12:58Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:02I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:05You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:07while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:10Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:13but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:15It ain't working.
01:13:16You can't just fake the...
01:13:20Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:23It's like real magic.
01:13:25Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:27but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:30And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:13:34won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:37No.
01:13:39Trixie, look.
01:13:41I believe you.
01:13:42You saved me.
01:13:44Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:13:47No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:13:51We'll riot against you now.
01:13:53Tear her apart!
01:13:54Tear her apart!
01:13:56Tear her apart!
01:13:57Tear her apart!
01:13:59Tear her apart!
01:14:00The vice president arrives!
01:14:17Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:23You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:26Wait, what?
01:14:27He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:30No, no.
01:14:31We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:33Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:35This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:40But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:14:45Yes.
01:14:45We all thought he was a fraud.
01:14:47What I mean is...
01:14:49You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:53And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:14:56The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:00And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:04He is the general.
01:15:06Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:08Did you hear that?
01:15:09Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:14So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:17We got the VP and the president.
01:15:19On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:24I told you.
01:15:25Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:27This is treason.
01:15:28Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:36Hurry!
01:15:37The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:41You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:15:43My brother is a war hero.
01:15:45He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:15:48He was in a coma for two years.
01:15:50If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:15:51Enough!
01:15:52You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:15:56Not just your brother.
01:15:58Devin.
01:15:59It's okay.
01:16:01Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:04I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:09And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:11I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:17I truly saved a good man.
01:16:24I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:28And what can you do about it?
01:16:29Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:32My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:37Let's try it out on them.
01:16:40Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:16:43Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:16:45Despicable!
01:16:46What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:16:51Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:16:56Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:00Oh, my God.
01:17:10Shoot!
01:17:11Wait, that's the president.
01:17:14Oh, my God.
01:17:23Oh, my God.
01:17:25Idiots!
01:17:33Oh my gosh!
01:17:34I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:17:37That was...they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:41What is this?
01:17:43Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:17:46This is a war crime.
01:17:48These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:17:50You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:17:52I can shoot whoever I want.
01:17:53I have the presidential contract.
01:17:55With great power comes great responsibility.
01:17:57And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:02What are you doing?
01:18:03Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:06That is easy.
01:18:08There's no need.
01:18:10I'll save everyone.
01:18:25It's raining gold!
01:18:27What's happening?
01:18:29Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:30It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:18:36She...she...she is...
01:18:36She is a criminal!
01:18:38Don't worry, Madame President.
01:18:40We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:18:42I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:18:43Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:18:46What are you talking about?
01:18:48The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:01This contract?
01:19:03Yeah!
01:19:04Yes!
01:19:04Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:23My contract, you bitch!
01:19:25And that's not all.
01:19:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:41There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:19:44Don't you realize?
01:19:46Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:19:49You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:19:51Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:19:54And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:19:57So prepare yourself.
01:19:58Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:01What are you gonna do?
01:20:03The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:10You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:13Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:16So what's your final decision?
01:20:20I'll...
01:20:20She's gonna give me my billion dollar...
01:20:27I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:34Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:37You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:20:40You wish, you idiot!
01:20:44I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me wanna vomit.
01:20:49I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:20:56And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:02You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:06The one and only.
01:21:08And it's...
01:21:09And it's...
01:21:12Her.
01:21:13Easy.
01:21:20Woah!
01:21:24What?!
01:21:29Welcome, goddess...
01:21:41You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:21:43How else did you think I saved you?
01:21:46Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:21:50I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:21:53To help those in need.
01:21:55And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:21:58No, so that means the billion dollar contract,
01:22:02it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:04She took it away just like that.
01:22:07That was her golden ticket.
01:22:09You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:12But after everything you've done,
01:22:14we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:22:16No, please, I swear.
01:22:17I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:22It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:24Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:26She's an amazing person.
01:22:27And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:31She's going to be my wife.
01:22:32Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:22:41I love you.
01:22:54All her gold.
01:22:56All her clothes.
01:22:58All that could have been mine.
01:23:00This is all your fault.
01:23:01This is all...
01:23:02You seduced me!
01:23:05You were the one that came on to me, you hymbo.
01:23:09Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:12I want to be rich again.
01:23:14I'll be your slave.
01:23:15Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:18You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:20But it's too late now.
01:23:22All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:26You two should be locked up.
01:23:28And she shall.
01:23:30For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:36It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:37I never loved you.
01:23:39It's your fault!
01:23:40I was only with your damn money.
01:23:42I don't care.
01:23:42You were rich.
01:23:44I'll send self-help.
01:23:46Rest assured, goddess.
01:23:48We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:23:52My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:23:55I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:23:57That is why I saved you.
01:24:00With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:06Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:11Let's party!
01:24:13Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:15Wait, right now.
01:24:16Yes!
01:24:17Well!
01:24:18Woo!
01:24:21Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:26I do.
01:24:26I do.
01:24:27You may kiss the bride.
01:24:45I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:51You may kiss the bride.
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