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00:00:01Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please, save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:42Rejuvenate.
00:00:51Graze, she is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please.
00:00:56Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:04Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:31he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:37money fame power it's all yours
00:02:45are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:51oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:03married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:10on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:19a
00:03:20younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:35please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:45feed
00:03:45yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:54migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:59faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:07topple
00:04:07mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:13don't go too far
00:04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:32on
00:04:46how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:04:53don't
00:04:53know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:04:58general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:05:05condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:25i have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:33after all that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:51he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:56i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:03methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:15the goddess of healing
00:06:18wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right
00:06:24rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst
00:06:32mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before
00:06:40if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i go
00:06:46bankrupt
00:06:47i will find her james come put out about you to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:55will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be
00:07:21ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:28crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog
00:07:36with her i bet it has fleas that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander
00:07:44armstrong from us
00:07:49don't touch him
00:07:52they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:58so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:03oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:10i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:16street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:23a skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
00:08:28is ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of
00:08:37here now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:55a fraud
00:08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head mounted
00:09:04on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only
00:09:11here to repay your
00:09:11younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
00:09:20different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
00:09:28hero to you
00:09:30then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly
00:09:35saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:48marrying
00:09:49a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look at her
00:09:54even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from the
00:10:01lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:34the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely
00:10:39trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's
00:10:44medically wrong with the patient are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:50he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:56endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied
00:11:03every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never
00:11:09heard of endo cryo what what this is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:25what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:33why
00:11:34don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:38i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:45studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:52she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:01there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphic oh and of course none of you
00:12:07have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:14peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:19lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:27be
00:12:27homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare
00:12:34to me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh
00:12:43so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with
00:12:49fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:10you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet if you can't heal him you'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:36your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:45don't worry i got this
00:13:49it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my son
00:14:14i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:40listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:46of
00:14:46her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:54couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me
00:15:02there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor
00:15:08when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling
00:15:15at
00:15:15the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the
00:15:21dog with
00:15:30pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:49she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:58lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:04queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course
00:16:08i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't
00:16:15stop me
00:16:31why is she skinning blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:37get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:46but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:52way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:56live on to
00:16:57give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:04let's go for our dip shall we
00:17:09general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:14are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:21alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:29all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:40you
00:17:53you
00:17:54you
00:17:55you
00:17:55you
00:18:02I don't know.
00:18:51I don't know.
00:18:55You can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:57We have to have faith.
00:18:59Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:02Uh, on the streets.
00:19:06Are you shitting me?
00:19:08You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:10Are you nuts?
00:19:11You don't know her.
00:19:12You don't know her background.
00:19:13She could be a psychotic nerd.
00:19:15That is it, General.
00:19:16You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:18You're right.
00:19:18That's it.
00:19:19I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:21James, let's go.
00:19:22Yes, sir.
00:19:26Oh, my God.
00:19:33I told you all to stay out.
00:19:40This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:42We can't be interrupted.
00:19:44Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:49I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:55I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:57No, thank you.
00:20:02You see that, General?
00:20:03This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:05This is a witchcraft.
00:20:08I know what this is.
00:20:10This is the dark witch.
00:20:12I've heard of her.
00:20:13She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:18and then she eats them alive.
00:20:19Oh, I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:22James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:25Yes, sir.
00:20:29You're regaining consciousness.
00:20:40Help me.
00:20:42I'm just one.
00:20:47Something's wrong.
00:20:50You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:53Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:20:58That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:08Sir?
00:21:09The SWAT team is here.
00:21:11Captain Morales.
00:21:13My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:18I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:22Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:23We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:30Right.
00:21:32Rewrites the wrong.
00:21:37You're right.
00:21:41Who the fuck are you?
00:21:42And why the hell am I bitch?
00:21:45Good.
00:21:46You're awake.
00:21:47I'm saving you.
00:21:49Saving me?
00:21:50By bathing with me?
00:21:52Who are you?
00:21:53You're a fucking spy?
00:21:55Talk.
00:21:55I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:21:59You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:22:04I will never.
00:22:05Oh, really?
00:22:19Look who's guilty now.
00:22:23Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:25But it is a biological fact.
00:22:27A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:33It's science, okay?
00:22:34It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:39You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:41And I'm a professional.
00:22:43I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:45Captain, do something now.
00:22:47Ready.
00:22:53We're almost there.
00:22:55Aim.
00:22:57Get him, boy.
00:22:58Get him.
00:23:00Fire!
00:23:04Fire!
00:23:19Those denis cells.
00:23:21How is this possible?
00:23:23It's not even a scratch.
00:23:25I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:27Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:29No.
00:23:29I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:32She's not the dark witch.
00:23:34Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:38This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:42How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:44That's right.
00:23:45The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:49If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:52Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:53Think about it.
00:23:54We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:56He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:58Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:23:59You're right.
00:24:00This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:05Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:08No, no.
00:24:10Absolutely not.
00:24:11There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:14How could you know for sure?
00:24:16Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:19You're wrong, sir.
00:24:20This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:25It's called borderline revival.
00:24:27She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:30But only temporarily.
00:24:32It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:36That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:40I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:45My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:47He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:52Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:54The witch doctor.
00:24:55Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:00My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:02You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:06I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:12from me.
00:25:14This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:18I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:21So we can both survive.
00:25:41It's poison gas.
00:25:42That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:48Poison gas?
00:25:49My son is in there.
00:25:51You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:53No, don't worry, General.
00:25:54Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:25:57Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:00Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:03And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:05They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:11I may have promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:14It's now or never.
00:26:27What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:29It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:31Wait a second.
00:26:32You don't think that they're...
00:26:34You!
00:26:35You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:38Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:39If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:43Oh my god.
00:26:44Yeah?
00:26:44She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:47I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:50Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:26:55This is taking way too long!
00:26:57Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:00The big guns.
00:27:01These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:05Bazooka.
00:27:06She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:09Crap.
00:27:09Oh my god.
00:27:10Get back, son.
00:27:12Ready.
00:27:14Aim!
00:27:14Oh, shit!
00:27:19Quit your whining and stand down!
00:27:33The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:35Shoot her dead now!
00:27:36Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:39I said stand down!
00:27:42Don't listen to her.
00:27:43She's a fraud.
00:27:44A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:46I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:50If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:52You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:55Wait a second.
00:27:55Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:58He'll wake in just a moment.
00:27:59You can see for yourself.
00:28:01Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:04That is it!
00:28:05No more stalling, General!
00:28:07If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:13Don't hurt her.
00:28:19He's just cured!
00:28:25His pulse is regular.
00:28:27In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:32There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:42Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:45Lysander's warm again.
00:28:46He's not cold and pale like before, and his heart is strong.
00:28:49Come, feel it.
00:28:52I saved my son.
00:28:53I saved my son.
00:28:55Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:28:59Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:03I've learned my lesson.
00:29:04I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:09Wait, wait, no, no, there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:29:15of medicine than the queen, angel, and I, and it's the...
00:29:19The goddess healer!
00:29:24Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:27But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:33a day after 20.
00:29:34It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:36What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:39Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:43Take care.
00:29:44No, wait.
00:29:45Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:48He's right.
00:29:49We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:29:54a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:29:57Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:01I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:04I...
00:30:06I'm already engaged.
00:30:10Already engaged?
00:30:11I am.
00:30:11I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's
00:30:16coming back today.
00:30:18But don't be disappointed.
00:30:19Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:22I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:24Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:27But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:29Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:31Take the gold.
00:30:32No, really.
00:30:34I don't need anything.
00:30:36I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:42Trixie, it's your fiance.
00:30:44He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:49I must go.
00:30:56Hobo close.
00:30:58Halo glow.
00:30:59I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:02It was just dumb luck.
00:31:05She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:07She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful
00:31:12bachelor around.
00:31:16I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:22Oh, my God.
00:31:24I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:29No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:32Lysander, I don't know what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:36I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:41You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:44Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:47Wait, no.
00:31:48We're not broad.
00:31:49No, she's just better than us.
00:31:52Oh, my God.
00:31:54Oh, my God.
00:31:56We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:31:59She's no average Jane.
00:32:01No, she isn't.
00:32:02She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:03But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:08had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:10But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:12No normal person could have done that.
00:32:14Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:17I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:19I have to find her.
00:32:20I have to make her my life.
00:32:21She won my heart over, too.
00:32:23But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:26All right, listen.
00:32:28I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:35I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:37So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:32:43Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:45She waited for you for three years.
00:32:49She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:51And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:53One with some serious fuck you money.
00:32:55So get lost.
00:32:57Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:06Grandma.
00:33:07Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:11I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:13I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:17In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:20So sign over to the house now.
00:33:27You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:30And I did.
00:33:31For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:34Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:37And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:40Do you have no shame?
00:33:41We were together for three years.
00:33:43And it was a complete waste of my life.
00:33:45When I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:53That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:33:58I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:07Oh, yeah?
00:34:08Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:12She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:16And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:21Dude!
00:34:22And you?
00:34:25You're still nothing.
00:34:27So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:29Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:31Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:35Oops.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:47You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:49I certainly did.
00:34:50In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:02Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:04That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:06You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:11My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:17How dare you insult her?
00:35:20It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:21Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:24Poor Edna.
00:35:25She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:28What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:30Show her, Bob.
00:35:36This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:39She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:42She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:45I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:48Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:52You dig?
00:35:52The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:35:55A near one to speak, cheater.
00:35:59Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:04I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:06I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:11Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:16What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:17It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:25Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:27Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:42At your wedding, I will.
00:36:44What?
00:36:46If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:51why should I do good by you?
00:36:53I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:36:59Fucking bitch!
00:37:00You better keep your word.
00:37:01Oh, that's rich.
00:37:03After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:06Do remember that.
00:37:15Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:17They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:21Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:25I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:28Trillions?
00:37:30That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:35It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:40I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:44That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:49It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:53But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart.
00:37:58But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:05You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:07After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:12I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:17That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:20You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:23I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:26Who actually deserves you.
00:38:29You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:32Oh, yeah.
00:38:38You said Trixie's crashing your wedding.
00:38:40She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:43She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:47When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:38:51So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:55You mean...
00:38:57We broadcast that video of you?
00:39:03Yes.
00:39:04Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:07She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:11against my presidential glow up.
00:39:13Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:22There he is.
00:39:25Welcome home, brother.
00:39:27Welcome home, General!
00:39:31Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:34This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:36He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:39:38You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies.
00:39:41Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas,
00:39:44sir.
00:39:45So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:48Fucking coward.
00:39:49According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:52Then we should join her.
00:39:54Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my
00:39:59life.
00:40:00So she needs our support.
00:40:01Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:03Yes, sir!
00:40:04We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:07Then let's roll.
00:40:22Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:25Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:27Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the
00:40:31presidential contract, allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:39Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:42Wakeham.
00:40:42Stowe, butch is taking my last name.
00:40:44Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:48You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay after
00:40:52all.
00:40:53I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:40:59The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:05It's an honor.
00:41:06And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:11We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:15We'll let the wedding begin.
00:41:18Not so fast.
00:41:20The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:43You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:46So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:49I don't recognize her from any of our elite circles.
00:41:52Who is she?
00:41:53Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:41:57Just watch.
00:42:00Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:02This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:03You lost.
00:42:04I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:42:06You know, being this poor.
00:42:09Me, but my meal.
00:42:12Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:15And what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:17Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:20I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:22Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:26And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:29Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:33See, everyone?
00:42:35Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:40show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:43This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:45They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:42:50Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:52You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:42:56Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:03You giving me the contract?
00:43:06You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:10So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:43:15dollar contract?
00:43:17We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:19And I saw potential in you.
00:43:21Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:22But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:26Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:30This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:32They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:35Damn right.
00:43:36You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:40Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:41I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:44Bravo.
00:43:45Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:47Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:43:49Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:43:51She'll make her stop.
00:43:52Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:43:54She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:43:57And I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front
00:44:00of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:03You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:07Okay, enough.
00:44:08You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:11Your moral posturing.
00:44:13But guess what?
00:44:14Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:17That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:21Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:23And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:25I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:27Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:31See this?
00:44:43Oh my god.
00:44:45Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:49The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:44:52No, absolutely not.
00:44:54I don't believe it.
00:44:56You all sound so scared already.
00:44:57Don't worry.
00:44:58This isn't that contract.
00:45:01It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:06See everyone?
00:45:08She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:10But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:12Look at her following orders.
00:45:13I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:16Like a good little peasant slave.
00:45:19That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:24Do you want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:38You must understand me.
00:45:40I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:42And I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:51Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:45:53She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:45:57baddie.
00:45:58You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:01It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:03Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:06You've gotten delusional.
00:46:07And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:46:12scoop you into money forever?
00:46:14Well, that's not happening.
00:46:15Security!
00:46:16Lock the doors.
00:46:17This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:22This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:46:28We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:30She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:33Butch Tanner.
00:46:34Well, he's going to wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:37Let's go.
00:46:41You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:44I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:46:47Including your head of command, Butch.
00:46:50General Lysander Armstrong.
00:46:52You mean the legendary war hero?
00:46:55He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:46:58You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:02So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:08No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:09If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:15And she's not.
00:47:16You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:19Show them, Butch.
00:47:26See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:28Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:47:33She won't leave me and Marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:37I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:40Sasa.
00:47:40She has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:47:45Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:47:50How despicable.
00:47:51She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:47:55Get out of here.
00:47:56No one wants to marry you.
00:47:57No free meals for the poor.
00:47:59Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:01This is high society.
00:48:03So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:08Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:16I already have everything one can dream of.
00:48:19But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:48:21Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:48:23To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:26But no.
00:48:28You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:31Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:36And who knows?
00:48:37If you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:41Well then.
00:48:43Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:48:45My brother will never take you back.
00:48:48No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:48:51But make me happy?
00:48:52And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:48:58Ow!
00:49:06How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:08I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:49:11It's awesome.
00:49:12I'm so thankful.
00:49:13Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:15After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:20Oh.
00:49:21Is that so?
00:49:23Security!
00:49:25Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:49:31or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:35I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:38Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:49:43Dream on!
00:49:45You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:49:49You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:49:51Enough!
00:49:53You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:49:59On the count of three!
00:50:00I think I quite like it here.
00:50:02Two!
00:50:02Two!
00:50:13Mmm.
00:50:14This wine is so delicious.
00:50:17One!
00:50:17Shoot!
00:50:20Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:30It's...
00:50:31It's...
00:50:41Who the hell is this?
00:50:46I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:47Did they hurt you?
00:50:49No, I'm fine.
00:50:51But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:50:55You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:50:58I'm a man of my word.
00:51:00They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:02Really, it was nothing.
00:51:04I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:14I see what this is.
00:51:16You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:18Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:20Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:22She waited for you for three years.
00:51:23This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:28Virtue?
00:51:29Don't make me laugh.
00:51:30She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:33No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:38She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:51:44I see her in the Marines.
00:51:48I'm a major.
00:51:49You know, look man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's
00:51:54all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:00Ow!
00:52:00Ow!
00:52:03Ah!
00:52:03Ah!
00:52:05A real man never talks about a woman, no way.
00:52:09You're a coward.
00:52:19We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:23You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:52:28You're only getting off with it because she's so kind, so you're going to do me the favor
00:52:31of never coming near her again.
00:52:32You understand?
00:52:33You want to fuck with me, little dipshit?
00:52:35I'm a fucking major.
00:52:37You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:40I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:52:42Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:52:44I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:46What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:52:50He was just a supply boy.
00:52:54War hero?
00:52:56Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:52:59Poor girl.
00:53:00Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:04A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:07Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:13A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:15What a pair.
00:53:17Seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:21Maybe we should try to piss him off some more.
00:53:23Don't you think?
00:53:25Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:33What is all this?
00:53:35Trixie, listen.
00:53:36I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:40But I know that we shared a moment.
00:53:45I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:53:48It's not in my nature.
00:53:51I'm like somebody else here.
00:53:53Listen, Trixie.
00:53:55I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:00So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:03So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:08This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:13Oscar worthy.
00:54:14Oscar worthy.
00:54:15No.
00:54:16First gift.
00:54:22Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:24So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:28Worth $500 million.
00:54:30Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:34Second gift.
00:54:37This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:54:41Which is now yours.
00:54:43Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:46It needs to be pennies.
00:54:47They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:54:50They've got nothing left.
00:54:52Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:54:54No, look, I know.
00:54:56I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:54:59Okay?
00:54:59Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...
00:55:19Cleo!
00:55:21Hey!
00:55:22Oh my god.
00:55:25You found my dog.
00:55:30Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:31But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:34Trixie Amore.
00:55:38Will you marry me?
00:55:41You know I can't say no to this doggo?
00:55:47Yes.
00:55:48I will marry you.
00:56:05Go, go, power couple.
00:56:07Woo!
00:56:08Ha ha!
00:56:08Stop.
00:56:09Okay, stop.
00:56:10The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:14Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:18No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:25I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means
00:56:29that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:34Understand?
00:56:38You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:56:43This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:56:53As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:56:59Trixie.
00:57:00Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:03Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest
00:57:07rank of society.
00:57:09I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:12Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:14Come on, Lysander.
00:57:15What are we waiting for?
00:57:16Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:18What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:21Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:24She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:27Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:31She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:35I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:40I'd handle them myself, but...
00:57:43I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:57:46Go ahead, Lysander.
00:57:54Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:57:55Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:57:59Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:02Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:12Uh, hello?
00:58:13Yes.
00:58:16What?
00:58:21I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:32Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:34That was a real call?
00:58:35People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:58:37My company's dead.
00:58:39It evaporated.
00:58:40It's a tear.
00:58:44That's impossible.
00:58:46Who are you?
00:58:48What did you do?
00:58:49Secretary Cho.
00:58:50You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:58:53And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:58:56Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:00Then that means...
00:59:03You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:06The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:10Trixie's married.
00:59:11The famed war hero.
00:59:13The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:17Now you believe me?
00:59:18Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:22There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:24You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:27It's awesome.
00:59:29It's awesome.
00:59:29It's awesome.
00:59:30It's awesome.
00:59:36I know why you're all over Trixie.
00:59:38Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:59:43Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
00:59:48Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
00:59:56I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:02Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:06Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:09I don't blame her at all.
01:00:10Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:13Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:14Fine.
01:00:15But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:17I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:2018 years old.
01:00:21Fresh for the taking.
01:00:29I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:32Thank you, Devon.
01:00:35Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé, but
01:00:42now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:00:45You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:00:47No, to all of humanity.
01:00:49So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:00:56Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:00They're imposters.
01:01:05I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:09because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:12So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:15The goddess healer?
01:01:16You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:21products?
01:01:22Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:26The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong, the left.
01:01:33That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:35The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:39In fact, she's on her way now.
01:01:42So, you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:01:49Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:01:50If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed
01:01:55up war hero?
01:01:56We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:01:58No one would even bat an eye.
01:01:59She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:03FBI!
01:02:04FBI!
01:02:06You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:11Gotcha.
01:02:16Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:18No, don't arrest her!
01:02:21Trixie's a good person.
01:02:22Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:25Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:29The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:31We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:02:35Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:02:39She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:02:42Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just
01:02:48to help her out.
01:02:49She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:02:52My fiancee really is an incredible woman.
01:02:56She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:02You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:06My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:08He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:13Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:16And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:19General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:23And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:28I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:32I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:03:38If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:03:41But don't fuck with my fiancee.
01:03:43You don't get to decide, punk.
01:03:44Let's go!
01:04:08Get him!
01:04:09If you can.
01:04:10Uh-oh.
01:04:22Uh-oh.
01:04:30Uh-oh.
01:05:00Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:11Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:16Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:21Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:24He's so manly.
01:05:25Much better than your last one.
01:05:27I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:30It's Butch's loss.
01:05:31Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:35She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:40Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:42I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:45Drown out the poor!
01:05:47Drown out the poor!
01:05:48Drown out the poor!
01:05:50Drown out the poor!
01:05:51Drown out the poor!
01:05:52Drown out the poor!
01:05:53Drown out the poor!
01:05:53Drown out the poor!
01:05:56Drown out the poor!
01:05:57Drown out the poor!
01:05:57You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight!
01:06:01We're too honorable to fight dirty like you, so you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:06:06because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:08Let them eat cake!
01:06:11Hmph.
01:06:19You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:21Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:22Attack!
01:06:23Attack!
01:06:25Attack!
01:06:29Attack!
01:06:33Attack!
01:06:34Attack!
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:40Attack!
01:06:40You will not hurt a single soul in my presence!
01:06:48The fuck was that?
01:06:50I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:06:51I'm not letting her make a fool of you!
01:06:53me at my own wedding.
01:07:01Damn it!
01:07:02Damn it!
01:07:05You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:07That'll teach you for messing with
01:07:09the Wickhams. Take Miss Trixie and her family
01:07:11and get out of here. We're quartered.
01:07:13I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:15Devin, you and your brother are both
01:07:17good men.
01:07:18I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:21They will be punished.
01:07:25Now hold still
01:07:26for me.
01:07:29Right.
01:07:30Rewrites the world.
01:07:41Holy fuck!
01:07:43Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:44By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:07:46Is she the goddess healer?
01:07:51I'm all better now.
01:07:53Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:07:54See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:58No.
01:07:58Please.
01:07:59I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:01Don't put me on some sort of pettis.
01:08:02Sure.
01:08:04You hear that?
01:08:05She's just some average, homeless girl
01:08:07in the streets.
01:08:08She was probably holding out a super
01:08:09magnet that you're out of the bullet.
01:08:11Well, I do not care for glory.
01:08:13I do believe in justice.
01:08:15Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:21I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:23And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:26God?
01:08:27Wrong.
01:08:29But you're close.
01:08:30I'm bullshit.
01:08:31I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:36You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:38Then let's see you try.
01:08:40Charge!
01:08:40Charge!
01:08:49The hell is this?
01:08:51This is the line between life and death.
01:08:55Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:58I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:03You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:04What if it's a trap?
01:09:05That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:08We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:09She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:12Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:15I will.
01:09:19Left leaves the wrong direction.
01:09:28I'm fine.
01:09:29Nothing happened.
01:09:30You'll see soon enough.
01:09:32Oh, please.
01:09:32I really want to die.
01:09:34And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:37I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:39Whoops.
01:09:40Just crossed it again.
01:09:42Whoops.
01:09:42And again.
01:09:44Nothing's happening.
01:09:45I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:49Stop.
01:09:51Stop.
01:09:55No, no, Pop.
01:09:57Hey.
01:09:59What did you do to my brother?
01:10:01I didn't do anything.
01:10:02Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:05I suggest you take him to the ER if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:10Come on
01:10:12Major, are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:14How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:17See, this must be an illusion
01:10:21Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:24Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:31Please!
01:10:33You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:36Oh, please
01:10:37You hurt us first
01:10:39At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:42But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:10:47Marissa, thanks for taking this lowlife from me
01:10:51You blame yourself for being worthless
01:10:54You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:59When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:05Don't touch my wife
01:11:09And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:13You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:16But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:18It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:20That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:22And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:23Oh, really?
01:11:25Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:28You've got nothing on me
01:11:33Yes
01:11:34Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:41Goddess
01:11:41Madam President
01:11:43I require your assistance
01:11:45Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:11:50Get the VP, we're leaving now
01:11:55Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:11:59God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:02I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:05You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:06A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:10Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:11I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:13Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:17You hear that, everyone?
01:12:19There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:25She's just a desperate phony
01:12:27Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:28So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:30No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:34Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:37Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:39Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:47Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:12:53And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:12:58Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:02I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:04You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:07While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:10Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:13But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:15It ain't working
01:13:16You can't just fake the
01:13:20Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:23It's like real magic
01:13:25Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:27But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:30And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:33Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:37No
01:13:39Trixie, look
01:13:41I believe you
01:13:42You saved me
01:13:44Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that
01:13:47No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:13:51We'll riot against you now
01:13:52Tear her apart!
01:13:54Tear her apart!
01:13:56Tear her apart!
01:13:57Tear her apart!
01:13:59Tear her apart!
01:14:00The Vice President arrives!
01:14:17Who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:23You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:25Wait, what?
01:14:28He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:30No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:33Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:35This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:40But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:14:45Yes, we all thought he was a fraud
01:14:47What I mean is
01:14:50You're the war hero
01:14:51General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:53And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:14:56The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell
01:14:59And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:03So he is the General
01:15:06Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:08Did you hear that?
01:15:09Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:14So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:17We got the VP and the President
01:15:19On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:24I told you
01:15:25Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:27This is treason!
01:15:29Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors
01:15:33And titles
01:15:36Hurry!
01:15:37The Goddess Healer needs us
01:15:41You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:15:43My brother is a war hero
01:15:45He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:15:48He was in a coma for two years
01:15:50If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would
01:15:51Enough!
01:15:52You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:15:55Not just your brother
01:15:58Yeah, it's okay
01:16:01Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:04I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life
01:16:09And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:11I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:17I truly saved a good man
01:16:24I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé
01:16:27And what can you do about it?
01:16:29Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:16:32My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:37Let's try it out on them
01:16:40Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:16:43Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:16:45Despicable!
01:16:46What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:16:51Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:16:55Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:10Shoot!
01:17:11Wait, that's the president
01:17:24No, they're idiots
01:17:32Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President
01:17:36That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:17:40What is this?
01:17:43Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:17:46This is a war crime
01:17:48These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:17:50You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:17:52I can shoot whoever I want, I have the presidential contract
01:17:54With great power comes great responsibility
01:17:57And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:02What are you doing? Reverse the poison
01:18:03And take it out of the president before it's too late
01:18:06That is easy
01:18:07There's no need
01:18:09I'll save everyone
01:18:24It's raining gold!
01:18:27What's happening?
01:18:29Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:30It's gotta be cheap glitter
01:18:34She... she... she is...
01:18:36She is a criminal
01:18:38Don't worry, Madam President
01:18:40We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:18:41I'd be quiet if I were you
01:18:43Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:18:46What are you talking about?
01:18:48The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:01This contract?
01:19:03Yeah! Yes!
01:19:04Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:23My contract, you bitch!
01:19:25And that's not all
01:19:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:19:41There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:19:44Don't you realize?
01:19:46Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:19:49You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:19:52Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:19:54And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:19:56So prepare yourself
01:19:58Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:01What are you gonna do?
01:20:03The president is here
01:20:05And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:09You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:13Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:16So what's your final decision?
01:20:20I'll...
01:20:20She's gonna give me my billion dollar...
01:20:27I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:34Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:37You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:40You wish, you idiot!
01:20:43I've never seen a woman so vile
01:20:46So ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit
01:20:49I-I-I don't understand
01:20:50I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:20:56And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:02You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:06The one and only
01:21:11And it's...
01:21:12Her
01:21:28Welcome, goddess
01:21:40You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:21:43How else did you think I saved you?
01:21:46Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:21:50I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:21:53To help those in need
01:21:55And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:21:58No, so that means
01:22:00The billion dollar contract
01:22:02It-it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:04She took it away just like that
01:22:07That was her golden ticket
01:22:09You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:11But after everything you've done
01:22:13We're officially cutting ties with you both
01:22:16No, please, I swear
01:22:17I didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:22It doesn't matter who she is
01:22:24Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:25And she's an amazing person
01:22:27And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:31She's gonna be my wife
01:22:32Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:22:41I love you
01:22:54All her gold
01:22:56All her clothes
01:22:58All that could have been mine
01:22:59This is all your fault
01:23:01This is all
01:23:02You seduce me
01:23:03Don't fuck me
01:23:05You were the one that came onto me, you-you himbo
01:23:08Please, Trixie
01:23:10Give me another chance
01:23:12I wanna be rich again
01:23:14I'll-I'll be your slave
01:23:15I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:18You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:20But it's too late now
01:23:22All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:23:26You two should be locked up
01:23:28And she shall
01:23:29For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:32Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:35It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:37I never loved you
01:23:39It's your fault
01:23:40I was only with your damn money
01:23:42I don't care
01:23:42You were rich
01:23:44I'll see myself now
01:23:46Rest assured, goddess
01:23:48We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:23:51My platform is spreading kindness just like you
01:23:55I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:23:57That is why I saved you
01:24:00With these healing hands
01:24:01I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:05Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:11Let's party!
01:24:13Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:15Right now
01:24:16Yes, well
01:24:17Woo!
01:24:21Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:26I do
01:24:26I do
01:24:27I do
01:24:27You may kiss the bride
01:24:29I do
01:24:31Thank you
01:24:31I do
01:24:42I do
01:24:47I do
01:24:51I do
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