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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 12: Dates and Confused
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00:05.
00:05Previously on Below Deck, Down Under.
00:07Oh!
00:11It moved.
00:13Oh, hello.
00:14Hello.
00:15I miss you.
00:16Mm-hmm.
00:17John, I had a little puddle in his cabin.
00:20Cute.
00:20I'm gonna bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:22Mm-hmm.
00:23I have to talk to him later, bud.
00:25I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:27Your head's not there.
00:28No.
00:29Uh-huh.
00:30I've developed feelings for Daisy,
00:31and it's only fair to everyone
00:33that I clear things up with Ellie.
00:34And I can't let it keep going.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Because it'll just get worse.
00:38We're going to try it out for you.
00:39Yeah.
00:40If my boobs chop, I apologize.
00:42I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
00:45and I'm happy for both Janna and Eddie.
00:48Did I sound sincere?
00:50Ooh.
00:51I like you.
00:52And I think that our friendship is strong.
00:55I'd rather maintain what we've got
00:58than to ruin what we've got.
00:59All right.
01:00I'm kind of confused,
01:02but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:04I'd love to hang out with you.
01:06Okay.
01:06Nothing changes.
01:07Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:10Tyler's flying in his glam technician
01:13to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:15It's a secret surprise.
01:16Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:18I heard.
01:19Did Tyler smuggle one on?
01:20No.
01:23Oh, God.
01:24No.
01:25You didn't tell them.
01:26Jesus fucking Christ.
01:28What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:30Um, yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:32Okay, break it off the tube.
01:33Wait, what did you guys put in eggs?
01:35Pardon?
01:36What flavor is the eggs supposed to be?
01:38Yeah.
01:38Ben, I'll tell you.
01:39It tastes like dish soap.
01:41I put washing up liquor and the eggs.
01:45Can you taste this?
01:47Oh, my God.
01:49Lamb chops while they're still warm.
01:51Hey, Daisy.
01:51Daisy.
01:52I've got my hands full.
01:54I feel like I'm the only person
01:56who's channeling my energy into the job.
01:58It really is starting to feel like a joke.
02:00Guys, there's one of me.
02:01What's up?
02:02Why is there one of you?
02:03Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:05She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:33F*** me.
02:34I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:36What do you want?
02:36Listen, we want the frittata gone, please.
02:40F*** this little s***.
02:43She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
02:45She'd handle the stress really well.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:49On go.
02:49I feel like I work pretty hard,
02:51and if the service is slow, there's a reason.
02:55I want to do this cake.
02:56Okay.
02:56Do you want to do a curd on top of the cake?
02:59Yeah.
03:00And in this case, Ben is in the wrong.
03:02How about you give me your pot washer
03:04for a minute to run plates?
03:06Excellent.
03:07Excellent.
03:08I mean, oh, I owe you one.
03:08Ah, that's a bean.
03:10That's a bean.
03:10Where's your honeypot?
03:12It's over there.
03:13Oh, there it is.
03:14Blighting.
03:16What do we owe you?
03:17Ooh, five bucks.
03:19Five bucks.
03:19That's pretty good.
03:21Here, we've got some frittata as well.
03:22Can I, would you like some?
03:24Yes, please.
03:24There's no soap in this one, is there?
03:26Salt?
03:27No soap?
03:28Soap.
03:29Oh, I don't know.
03:30You're the guinea pig.
03:32Thanks.
03:33That is tenders away, tenders away.
03:38Daisy, chill, okay?
03:39What's going on?
03:40Talk to me.
03:41It's justine.
03:41You're doing the whole breakfast.
03:42You're doing all of breakfast.
03:43Me and Jenna.
03:44Jenna's doing drinks.
03:44You said there's one of you.
03:46Yeah, but Jenna's doing drinks.
03:47I just thought you were actually on your own.
03:50Christ.
03:52Okay, dear crew, I'm going to proceed in.
03:54Copy.
03:55Is there any soap?
04:00It's an egg.
04:06Front of starboard dock is closing meters and closing.
04:11How pretty is this?
04:12You can throw that to him now.
04:15Forward leading spring has been sent off.
04:17Tighten it up.
04:18Copy.
04:19All secure.
04:20Good work.
04:20So I've left common cards while you're bad.
04:23We appreciate all the feedback.
04:25The cheesecakes, cooking.
04:27Good stuff.
04:28I feel like everything happens for a reason.
04:30Yeah, I know what the reason is.
04:31So you can marry out.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:35Sweet.
04:37Bit windswept there.
04:39All right, what stood out the most?
04:41I've heard soapy eggs.
04:43Hmm, overall experience.
04:45We come back to that one.
04:46Oh, she can't do it now.
04:49It's like they're trying to send me over the edge.
04:51Already trying to send you over the edge.
04:53Yeah, I'm over the edge.
04:56Let us know if you can do anything.
04:57Thank you, thank you.
04:59Perfect.
05:00I've decided to gift Captain with a little gift.
05:02Can I have one of your cock rings?
05:04Oh.
05:04I don't know where they are.
05:06Give him a duct tape.
05:07Go, crew, get any of your whites.
05:08Coffee.
05:09I'm going to lay them down.
05:13Hello.
05:15That's Elise's.
05:16What wants her beard?
05:18I'm not stinking anymore.
05:20Well, somewhat not.
05:20I'm not sweetie.
05:22He wrote, like, a five-paragraph essay.
05:24I should have handcuffed myself to something in the bedroom.
05:28Let's go.
05:30Wow, it feels like another reality out there.
05:33All right, y'all.
05:34Yay!
05:36We're going to ride for it.
05:38You guys are amazing.
05:40And this is for you.
05:41Oh.
05:42Yay!
05:44Perfect.
05:44Thank you, Karina.
05:45Thanks for being here.
05:46Thank you, Al.
05:46Thank you very much for everything.
05:48We have all had the most memorable trip.
05:51Thank you very much.
05:52From everybody.
05:52And this is very well-deserved.
05:54I appreciate it.
05:55And I do have one more little competition.
05:59For the first person to jump off this marina, Butt Naked, gets $1,000.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06Cash!
06:07Oh, my God.
06:08$1,000.
06:08Let's go.
06:10Let's go.
06:11Let's go.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:18He's so close.
06:19He doesn't deserve it.
06:20He actually generally doesn't.
06:23I'm going to give this to you.
06:24I'm going to give you guys more cash and add to my technique.
06:26He's going to have to share that with the crew anyway.
06:28Good job.
06:30We love your energy.
06:32All right, guys.
06:33Let's go.
06:34Bye, guys.
06:35Listen, everyone.
06:37Let's clean up.
06:38Let's get in our blues.
06:39Cool.
06:39Thank you very much.
06:41Oh.
06:43Yay.
06:44Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
06:48Wow.
06:49Jesus Christ.
06:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:53Is it coming?
06:58Surely you don't.
06:59How do you get into it?
07:01It's probably the weirdest gift I've ever had from a charter guest, but I just have to try it out.
07:08That's insane.
07:14They look great.
07:20I can't do the tip meeting like this.
07:25Attention all crew, please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting.
07:30Copy.
07:30Ready, baby.
07:32What could have been better?
07:32Less soap.
07:37Charter five.
07:38All exhausted.
07:39Sufficiently.
07:41Okay.
07:41Well, Gally, what a stuffer.
07:46My ex tastes like dish soap.
07:48Literally, it tastes like dawn.
07:49It's unacceptable.
07:51Okay.
07:51Interior needs to actually crack down.
07:53Work together.
07:55In unison.
07:55Was there a Megabotist on board, I heard.
07:58Did Tyler smuggle one on?
07:59Mike spills the teeth.
08:01What?
08:01What the f***?
08:02This is just to see exactly what we can improve on.
08:04All right, eh?
08:05Well, the tip was 22,000.
08:07Okay, that's 1,600 per person.
08:09Plus the 1,000 that you jumped in for, so it's 1,700 each.
08:14Nice.
08:15Thank you, Mikey.
08:16Thank you, Mikey.
08:16As you know, tips on vessels all go into a collective group.
08:19There's no ifs and buts.
08:20We all put in, we all share equally.
08:22I'm all happy with that.
08:22It was a team effort, and we're all chipped in.
08:25I mean, I just chipped in a little bit more.
08:30Now, for the helmet.
08:33L.
08:35Well deserved, well deserved.
08:36I'll take it.
08:37I love it.
08:39I mean, come on.
08:41Soapy scramble?
08:42Yeah, of course I deserve this.
08:43I don't think anybody has ever been more deserving of a helmet than I am right now.
08:47Righto.
08:48I know you're all exhausted.
08:49I know we just got over the halfway mark,
08:51and you all have to start thinking of the bigger picture.
08:53So in saying that, the owner of Sandy Lane Marina
08:56has given you a villa to use this afternoon.
08:58There's going to be a pool there.
08:59There's a grill there.
09:00You can cook yourselves.
09:01Then you can come back here,
09:02and then tomorrow you're going to get on a catamaran
09:03and go for a trip to the dog.
09:05Yes.
09:05Whoa!
09:08Nice.
09:09I want you to really bond.
09:11This is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off.
09:14I'm really feeling some tension in the crew.
09:16We're halfway through the charters.
09:17They're tired, and hopefully this reset
09:19can bring some energy back into it.
09:21And when you get through the rest of the season,
09:22we have a couple of good days off.
09:24The next day, it's a 7 a.m. start.
09:26Okay?
09:27Sounds good.
09:27Copy that.
09:28Daisy, you want to say something?
09:30Yeah, I've been pretty upset this trip.
09:32I've been seeing a lot of selfishness from different people.
09:35Whether that's regarding they think they work harder than other people,
09:38I've seen people bickering at each other in front of crew.
09:41It's been actually relentless,
09:43and the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behaviour.
09:47We're a team.
09:48We all work as a team.
09:50It just can't happen again.
09:52Respect each other.
09:53We don't have to be petty.
09:54It's about just respecting each other.
09:57Yeah, I agree.
09:58Thank you very much.
09:59All right, let's go.
10:00Stunning.
10:01Thank you, Captain.
10:02At least, yeah, I think you've stepped up really a lot.
10:06Don't.
10:07It's not funny.
10:08I don't think I work harder than everyone.
10:11Why do you think that was pointed at you?
10:13Because of what Mikey said.
10:14Mikey didn't say anything.
10:16Nice to presume, though.
10:17I think some people just need to relax.
10:19There we go again.
10:20Do that again, Mikey,
10:21and I swear there'll be a consequence.
10:24You're going to have to keep me away from him tonight.
10:26I'm like, is this real life?
10:29I'm talking to you about respect,
10:31and you're disrespecting me in the conversation of respect.
10:34Sorry.
10:35No.
10:36Not how it works.
10:37I can see I'm being attacked.
10:38So I'm going to react to it.
10:40Do you know what I mean?
10:40So what's the solution here?
10:42I don't know.
10:43I'm not the boss.
10:43So you're going to put this back on me?
10:45You're going to tell me that I have to sort your...
10:48No, no, no.
10:49I'm going to tell you I'm saying I don't want to pick up other people.
10:52You can clearly see that this feels like this is being put on me.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Can I ask you a favour?
10:58Yeah.
10:58Please, don't get defensive.
11:00But the thing is, it's my duty to tell you of a problem.
11:03Yes, of course.
11:04It's for you to deal with it.
11:05You see how you're talking to me right now?
11:07That's what I'm saying, Mike.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Not for me, eh?
11:10Yeah, of course.
11:11I work a hell of a f***ing harder.
11:12Please stop worrying about the things that you cannot change.
11:16If you carry on to give reaction, you carry on to do that.
11:19Some people on this board are so paranoid.
11:21It's ridiculous.
11:22She just needs to focus on ourselves and not worry about everyone else.
11:25I feel like Alicia's just trying to prove herself in this position.
11:27By pointing me out to say that I'm not doing a good job, to make herself look better.
12:01It's so f***ing annoying.
12:03All good.
12:03All good.
12:05How are you?
12:05Good, how are you?
12:06Good.
12:07Just surprised?
12:08Yep.
12:09Yeah?
12:09Yeah.
12:13Oh, that's the lady I was looking for.
12:16Um, tomorrow, would you like to go for a drink or something like that?
12:19Yeah, I would love that.
12:20Would you like that?
12:21Yeah, it's all right.
12:21That's all good.
12:22Yeah, thank you.
12:25I only just this year decided to start getting back into dating after three years.
12:30So it's scary.
12:30My problem is I'm a lover boy.
12:32I just wear my heart on my sleeve.
12:34My last relationship, I think I saw into it a lot deeper more than she did.
12:38And I just kind of ended up getting hurt from it.
12:41Fingers crossed that doesn't happen again now.
12:43Did I just go to date?
12:45I think you're going to date, girl.
12:46I've just been going on a date, man.
12:48I'm excited.
12:49We've learned this.
12:49Yeah.
12:50Get me off the post.
12:52Damn, you look beautiful, girl.
12:54Great to roll, ladies and gentlemen.
12:56You've got a big night, the night we're early.
12:57No, I had a chat with it last night.
12:59Tell how you fancy Deezzie instead of f***ing.
13:03So, uh, are you laying there, then?
13:04Yeah.
13:05You know how I would do.
13:07The Megan-Eddie crew, f***.
13:11I mean, I've been waiting forever for this Joao and Ellie thing to end.
13:15Now it's finally over, so I'm thinking of your head, like,
13:17I can finally make some moves with Ellie.
13:19Mike is back out of retirement.
13:22We're not messing about it.
13:23Leave your problems and your dignity on Katina.
13:27Mikey, you with me, baby.
13:28But till you're driving.
13:29There's Joao looking sexy.
13:33Mark, are you horny?
13:35Oh, I'm cold.
13:38F***ing hell, you're going to roll it.
13:40They're catching us.
13:50Right, guys, here we are.
13:54Honey, I'm home.
13:57This is amazing, eh?
13:59I just want to get to the pool.
14:01I need to get it ready.
14:02Vacation!
14:04There's no mirror?
14:06Where are the mirrors?
14:07We've got booze for days.
14:09Wings are good, aren't they?
14:10Beautiful.
14:12What?
14:14What?
14:16Yeah, just to keep it going.
14:17There you go.
14:24Gentleman.
14:27I apologise for how I support you, by the way, but I'll explain.
14:30Can I stop just one second there?
14:32All I saw was the way you were speaking to Daisy.
14:34Yeah, of course.
14:34And that...
14:35Yeah, yeah, of course.
14:36Yeah, of course.
14:36Let's have respect for each other.
14:38No, no, of course.
14:38Speaking of you and Daisy.
14:42Oh, f*** off.
14:44All right, here we go.
14:46That was pathetic.
14:48Thank you for coming.
14:49It was my pleasure.
14:51Please ask again.
14:59Here we go.
15:01Let me get the sausages on the ground.
15:02All right, here we go.
15:11Margarita, half.
15:12If you finish that, I'll give you half of this, because...
15:14Okay.
15:15Okay, I'm giving it all for you this thing now.
15:17My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes,
15:20what would it be like if I married Jenna?
15:23Will you have a noggin line at the ground?
15:26My noggin, I swear, you're a great guy.
15:30I don't want to take it too fast.
15:32I don't see me on the sky.
15:33I don't want to take it too fast.
15:44I need a glass of red.
15:48All right, are you right?
15:49Right.
15:51What's going on?
15:52All right, Ellie.
15:52What's going on with you and Joelle at the moment?
15:54Did you have a little chat last night?
15:56We did, yeah.
15:56What was it about?
15:58Basically, we just said that, you know,
16:00we're just having fun for the season.
16:02It's like four more charters to go.
16:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:04We like each other.
16:05Let's get to know each other.
16:06Oh, Joelle said he likes it as well?
16:08Yeah.
16:08Oh, that's nice.
16:09What did Joelle say to you?
16:12Well, Joelle said to me he wasn't into Ellie.
16:14Really?
16:15Well, obviously, two hours ago, you just joined.
16:18I had a chat with Joelle, and Joelle was like,
16:18I've cut things off with Ellie, and I'm like, all right.
16:24Am I being played?
16:25Am I being lied to?
16:27Because going off the conversation I had with Joelle last night,
16:31I'm thinking we're kind of in a good place.
16:33You know, it just makes no sense.
16:35I thought things are being cut off.
16:38OK, let's see the shirt right now.
16:45So, sorry to interrupt.
16:46Can we talk for a second?
16:47I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation.
16:48No, 100% listen to you.
16:50Of course, of course, yeah.
16:51The guys, they just told me now that today
16:53you told them you cut things off with me,
16:54you want nothing to do with me.
16:56Where's Mike?
16:56Eddie, come here.
16:58All right.
16:59F***.
17:00Yeah.
17:01Did you just say it to me?
17:03Tell me what you said.
17:03I said, look, maybe you need to have a chat
17:05because I'm not too sure where things stand.
17:07Right.
17:07That's what I said.
17:08Yes, OK, fine.
17:08And you said that Joelle told you today
17:10that he cut things off with me last night.
17:11Yeah, because that's what I heard.
17:13You've got a big night at the night with Ellie.
17:15No, I had a chat with her last night.
17:16Did you?
17:16You said that you fancy Daisy instead.
17:18Cut things off is not what I said.
17:20I said that we'd had a chat.
17:22Yeah.
17:22OK.
17:22You said to me that you and Ellie weren't working out.
17:25Working out is not the right word.
17:26I didn't want an over-expectation.
17:28You said to me that I'm not into Ellie
17:30because I like Daisy.
17:30Oh, my God.
17:33This is awful.
17:34I'm going to go away.
17:35This is awful.
17:36I don't want to be a part of this.
17:38I never said cut things off.
17:39Well, if you think you're right, you're right, then.
17:41You're right.
17:42You see, this is the f***ing sarcasm.
17:44Mike doesn't know what I said to Ellie.
17:46It took so much effort to spare her feelings
17:49and to get us on a path of friendship.
17:51Mike has come in and f***ed that all up
17:54with one conversation because he's jealous.
17:56You're right, then.
17:57Have I done anything wrong here?
17:59Sorry.
17:59He's just being a dick in a wind-up.
18:01That's it.
18:02Are you all right?
18:03He's in the daisy now.
18:05I'm sorry that you had to deal with that.
18:07Everyone has a whole f***ing cake for his birthday.
18:09You know what?
18:10We're going to use that for guests, all right?
18:13It's going to be so much better, all right?
18:15It's one dessert we don't have to do.
18:17Think about it.
18:19One dessert we don't have to do.
18:21It's the baby life.
18:22It's going to be perfect.
18:23It's such a good cheesecake as well.
18:25He doesn't even deserve it, right?
18:27Hey.
18:33Oh, get in here.
18:34Get in here.
18:35Show us, we're so fat in everybody.
18:39All right.
18:39Hey, I'm pretty caned here.
18:41I know.
18:42I've got it.
18:42I've got it.
18:44I'm going with my fireball from upstairs.
18:48You like to hear sorry thank you can we all just take two to five minutes to tidy the up
18:54here
18:54Honestly, I've eaten packing up in bin bags the entire time. I put so many bottles in the bag
19:00Nobody creates more than each other. Can we stop this?
19:05There's some people on this board definitely working harder than others
19:08I feel like you should sit down because you're definitely working the least half ever
19:12I want you to let you know that I recognize that you're working really hard
19:15Thank God you've been genuine. I love that
19:17Yeah, I think a few people have had too much to drink that's actually really out of order
19:22Yeah, that is really upsetting if somebody said that to me. I would be really upset. I'm not okay
19:28You're being mean. I'm not trying to be dramatic
19:30He was a buying me by me and then the second I react it's at least how do we how
19:36do we move forward from this?
19:37You need as a head of the department. I need I
19:41I am done with this Alicia
19:43I have had this from him and I've had this from you the two of you sort this right together
19:47I am not doing this anymore. You have a problem with him. He has a problem with you
19:52I am done with this dish. I am John
20:06The two of you sort this right together this I am John
20:15Does anyone know what's happened?
20:17Yeah, let's just like to believe you. Sir s**t don't actually care what the f**k the consequence is
20:23It's my job to run a super yacht
20:26Nowhere on my job description is to mediate two squabbling children and if they don't rein it in pads are
20:33gonna roll
20:33This is bulls**t days could you yell at me?
20:38Let's go
20:44We need to bed after this
20:49Let's just see what the rest of the season brings. I'm looking forward to it
20:51I just want to sleep
20:55Hey, hey, hey, where's my dick colorful rainbow?
20:59I don't know who the f**k is this
21:01No, you didn't get it
21:07It was on my bed first
21:09What do you mean?
21:11I'm gonna get pissed off
21:13You never say a word
21:18You aren't bad?
21:21Big time, big time
21:23Yeah, I'm crashing
21:25You okay?
21:29Oh no, what's wrong?
21:31I'm so, so stupid
21:35Happy birthday, bro
21:37She was like, oh, I want s**t to do the real lady
21:40and I'm done with her
21:41I was like, this is so f**king mean
21:43I'm like, what are we done for that?
21:45They never asked you for anything
21:48They never asked you for a relationship
21:50They never asked you for anything
21:51We were both on the same page
21:54I'm sorry
21:55I'm f**king you
21:56Boy, this is your best
21:58Okay, nice
22:08I have such a headache
22:12Alcohol is not your friend
22:16Especially vodka
22:20Hey
22:20Hi
22:21Do I look like s**t?
22:22Do I look like s**t?
22:22That's incredible
22:23How are you doing?
22:24Good morning
22:25Yeah, I know
22:25I've been thinking about you again
22:26Really?
22:27Yeah, a little bit
22:29Good things I have
22:30Of course
22:33Do you have a good night?
22:34Morning
22:39Today is going to be the day
22:40I've f**king lost my s**t a few times
22:42I do
22:42Oh, f**king Mike and Alicia
22:44both came up to me
22:45to be like, what are you going to do about this?
22:47I f**king went off
22:50I was like, do not come to me
22:51and make this my problem
22:53I was really upset about it
22:54Don't engage in it
22:55We're here to work
22:56You're not able to do that?
22:57Buy another job
22:58Alicia and Mike are adults
22:59They need to learn to work in these environments
23:01And this is part of working on yachts
23:03If they cannot be mature enough
23:04to resolve their small squabbles and conflicts
23:08Well, maybe they have to go
23:09It's just toxic
23:10It's not fair to anyone else
23:12I get to a point
23:13If you don't want to get to where we're trying to go
23:14Yeah
23:15I'll make changes
23:16Yeah
23:16Thanks, Jason
23:17Are you going to come on the catamaran with us?
23:20No, I'm not
23:21You guys have a good
23:22You don't need cappy around
23:23I might just get on the e-foil
23:25and cruise around on the island
23:27That would be fun
23:27It will be
23:33I am in my f***ing element
23:36I can't help you
23:36We're going to have a good time
23:38Hello
23:41Cheers
23:43Right team, let's go
23:45Okay, vamanos
23:46Tata what?
23:48Tata what?
23:49Tata what?
23:49Thank you
23:51Hey brother
23:51Should we take a proper first?
23:53Don't move
23:53Yeah, that's good
23:54Yeah, yeah, yeah
23:56Vamanos
23:57You look like a sex icon
24:00Yay
24:02Is he Jason?
24:06What did he say?
24:08Happy birthday
24:10Legend
24:12Are you putting sales up?
24:15Yeah
24:18Take one of me and drive for his money together
24:21Hello ladies
24:22Are you feeling after yesterday?
24:23Oh, I feel okay
24:24Yeah
24:24He hasn't spoken to me
24:26I'm a little bit curious about one thing though
24:28Do you mind me flirting?
24:30Do you like to have a little bit flirting?
24:31It's not an issue
24:32It's not something that bothers me
24:33So you're giving me permission to flirt if you're better?
24:36So
24:37I'm sure
24:38Why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:42Could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a boat dance together?
24:45Look at the end of the day
24:46We get on well
24:48Energy's match
24:49We've got similar interests
24:51Me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief
24:54Who knows?
24:54But you are sexy
24:58I literally don't even know what Mike's saying
25:01You need to stop about the Mike thing
25:03Concentrate on you and Ellie
25:05You need to go and switch to help
25:06Yeah, you're right
25:07Good to see you
25:09What are you up to?
25:10You having a good day?
25:11Yeah
25:11100%
25:12I've been having a good day every single day since I got home
25:14Since you met me
25:15Wow, you're so funny
25:16Oh, that's a great shot there
25:18You're gonna like it
25:19Look at this, guys
25:21So pretty
25:24Okay, tender
25:25Girls, you ready?
25:26Thank you so much
25:27All right, chaps
25:28Beach box
25:29Beach box
25:32Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
25:34Can we get frozen margaritas?
25:37Okay
25:38Fine, I'm good, I'm good
25:39How are you doing?
25:40Can I sit and cheer with me?
25:42A swing chair?
25:42Yeah, I'll sit and cheer with you
25:44I'm a lovely lady
25:45That's such a nice bikini, aren't you?
25:47Thank you
25:48I want to see you and your home comfort clothes like what you would wear at home
25:52Oh, I look hideous
25:53Yeah, but I want to see that
25:54I like to dress up to where I'm going
25:56Yeah, and you can
25:57I just sit there with a little smile on my head and going, that'll change
26:01I don't think it will change
26:02No, no, no, but things that you think now will change as years, years go by
26:07Oh my god, I'm so excited
26:09Ooh, food's up
26:11Do you want some food?
26:12Yeah, I would love food
26:13Come on then
26:13Come
26:15What does everybody want?
26:16Just normal margarita
26:17Strawberry, please
26:18I'll get the next round
26:20My friends
26:21I miss you guys
26:23I miss you too, babes
26:24Can I sit here?
26:26Yeah
26:26How are you and Eddie doing, all right?
26:28Well, whatever
26:28Huh?
26:29I'm trying
26:30What do you mean you're trying?
26:33Well, that's true
26:35It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with
26:38Yeah
26:39You're not going to grow a moustache, are you or anything?
26:43Like they're not contagious, a moustache is contagious
26:46Anytime you want to come to the master cabin, you know, I'll be there like
26:51I mean, I'm usually busy, but like
26:53Oh yeah, doing your own thing
26:54Oh no, just watching TV and stuff like that
26:56I expect nothing in return either
26:59Just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there, you know
27:06Just go over
27:07You're making it so difficult to speak to her
27:11I think you should go over, I think that is a
27:13I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not, but it does suck
27:18Rejection does suck, she's embarrassed, she's hurt
27:21And so I do feel sorry for Ellie
27:24Ellie, can we chat?
27:26Oh god
27:27You okay?
27:31I want you to enjoy your birthday
27:32And I am, I just want us all to enjoy
27:36Please talk, please
27:38The reason why I got so hurt yesterday and why I felt stupid
27:42Is because I was planning a birthday surprise for you
27:45I baked you a cake, I woke up two hours before work
27:49I got up two hours early on my own time to bake you a birthday cake
27:52Your favourite cake that you mentioned
27:54Like make your day special, make you feel incredible
27:56And then what I get is like, he doesn't want anything to do with you
27:59He said he cut things off with you, so that's what hurt me
28:02I'm sorry
28:03I never asked you for a relationship job
28:04I know that
28:05I never forced you to do anything
28:06That's why I spoke to you that night
28:08I feel like
28:10I don't want to complicate anything and I don't want that to ruin what we've got
28:16Okay
28:16Does that make sense?
28:18Am I?
28:20Sort of
28:21I'm upset about what Mike said
28:22He used those words against me, all right?
28:25I have not said I have one nothing to do with you
28:28I promise
28:29Okay
28:29Okay
28:30Okay
28:30Thank you for saying that
28:31So how do I proceed with this?
28:34Have fun with me
28:35Because I don't want to enjoy
28:39And just be you
28:41There's nothing more to it
28:42I promise
28:42Okay
28:43I know I need to break it off with Eddie
28:45But today is the only day we get off
28:48I want everyone to have fun
28:50So for the time being
28:52I'm going to tell Ellie what she wants to hear
28:54And I'll have to figure it out later
28:57Oh, you do look good
29:00Washing it from a distance
29:01How does Joelle stand upright without her spine?
29:03I was going to throw her cake in the trash last night
29:06I don't understand
29:09Good times
29:21It's a bit of a misunderstanding
29:23Oh, are you back home?
29:26We're just you know getting to know each other
29:28And we're going to spend some time together for the rest of the season
29:30And see how it goes from there
29:32Yeah
29:33No pressure
29:34Yeah
29:36You think we should go to the boat together?
29:38Do you like boats?
29:39Okay, let's go
29:42I want to swim back
29:43Can we swim back?
29:45You're the best thank you so much
29:54What do you say?
29:57Eddie asked me on a date
29:58That's cute
30:00Custle
30:01Hey
30:02Hello
30:03Do you want the goss?
30:05Yeah
30:05Did I tell you that Eddie
30:07He's going on a date with Jenna?
30:09Time to get ready for my hot date
30:11I am intrigued to see how it unfolds
30:14Oh, me too
30:16Not that I like gossip
30:19Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
30:23Oh, he's so cute
30:24Look at you
30:27You look lovely
30:28Don't get pregnant
30:30Be safe
30:31Oh, come on
30:32Have a beautiful evening
30:34Thanks, Mikey
30:36Go
30:37Oh, you're so sweet
30:38Yeah, you like that
30:40How nice is that for you then?
30:42It's so cute
30:43I love it
30:44I like this
30:45This is really
30:45Oh, thank you
30:46This old thing
30:48This old thing
30:50I'm going to get the binoculars
30:54Daisy
30:54Yeah
30:58Good evening
30:59Hello
30:59Good evening
31:00Thank you very much
31:01I love a good glass of wine
31:02Like with Dennis
31:03I quite like Merlot
31:04You fancy Merlot
31:05It feels fine, thank you
31:07We're holding on
31:08A bit of romance is good
31:09We're watching
31:13He's looking at us
31:16There isn't a thing I could sit there
31:18Someone said what do you dislike about Jenna?
31:21I'm
31:21There's no faults when it comes to Jenna
31:23Whatever
31:24Is that true?
31:25Yeah
31:25There's that little bit of fun aside
31:26The Jenna laugh is what I call it
31:30Everybody used to call me Spongebob in school
31:32Because I used to laugh like Spongebob
31:36I was just called highballs at school
31:39Highballs?
31:40Yeah, because my balls just didn't drop for ages
31:43Good to know
31:45They've dropped?
31:46Yes, they have
31:47I can show you on that one
31:49Yeah
31:49That's cute
31:53No me puedo quedar en este bote de mentiras
31:57So how's my little galley walk there?
31:59You good?
32:00Yeah, I'm great
32:01I'm great
32:02I had a conversation with
32:03Jao on the beach
32:04It might have been misinterpreted
32:05Maybe he didn't express himself well
32:07But we're good now
32:08Pretty set, right?
32:10Yeah, so we can finish it
32:11Cool
32:11You want to do it?
32:12Yeah
32:13Thank you
32:14Start with half of that
32:15That's it, that's it
32:16Do you want like a swirl or?
32:18I wanted it kind of flat
32:20And I wanted to like write happy birthday on it
32:22Yeah, um
32:23I think we'll just kind of run down the peaks
32:26And skip the happy birthday
32:27All right, here you go
32:28Looks really professional
32:29Well done
32:30Thank you
32:31Stick it back in the fridge
32:32I love it
32:35What would be like a fun date you'd like to do?
32:37Like mini golf's a classic
32:40Mini golf
32:41I'd take you to the zoo as well
32:43I love the zoo
32:44You like the zoo?
32:45Yeah
32:45I like animals
32:46Tiger's my favourite
32:48If I had to choose between Ben and Eddie
32:50And the lifestyle I wish for my future to look like
32:54Eddie wants the backpack
32:55But I don't even own a backpack
32:58I own clutches
33:01Thank you very much
33:03Thank you
33:03But with Ben it's like he's more refined
33:08And likes the finer things in life
33:09And I don't have to feel guilty for that
33:12I genuinely have to be able to see if I've got enough money from last night
33:16But then again my previous boyfriend was just like him
33:19And I have nothing to show for it
33:21Eddie is the safe bet
33:22Two
33:22Well how much have you got there?
33:24Give me that one
33:26And that's a nice tip there
33:30Thank you darling
33:31Come on then
33:33I have had a lovely lovely evening
33:42I have a lovely lovely
33:43Um
33:45Shoes off
33:45Just realised that
33:47Bad boy Eddie
33:47I might quickly pop in the shower
33:49Go
33:50You ready to be Christianeered?
33:52Yeah
33:52Do you know how it goes?
33:54What's up Bob?
33:54Hey dog
33:55Yeah good
33:55Yeah I like it
33:56I like the jumper
33:57I like these stripes
33:58Thank you man
33:59Oh yeah
33:59How nice does she look though?
34:01I love it
34:02Look at that
34:04Mikey
34:05I kept it PG
34:07Good
34:09Cheers
34:10Oh look at her
34:13How was it?
34:15You know he's such a gentleman and he's so cute
34:18But it's like nothing I would normally go for
34:22What did you talk about?
34:24He did most of the talking
34:25Really?
34:27Did you have a good day?
34:28I didn't know you guys went to my date
34:30I'm so happy for you
34:31That was lovely
34:31It's just nice getting to have that stick
34:38Are you good there?
34:39Yeah
34:39Yeah
34:46Dude
34:47Do you want a drink or what?
34:48Are you going to be a booze?
34:49Yeah I'm all right for now
34:50Oh so you're going to be a booze?
34:52I do need to chat to Elliot
34:53She didn't get the message did she?
34:55Yeah just said the message wrong I guess
34:58I need there to be no grey areas
34:59I need it to be black and white
35:00Okay so what are we up against?
35:02A kiss that's it right?
35:03Yeah
35:04You kissed her it's not that big a deal
35:07She wants more you know
35:09I know I know she does yeah
35:10You'll be fine
35:22Code red
35:25It's eerily quiet should we go outside?
35:28Yeah I was literally about to say do you want to go outside?
35:31Red in my mind yeah I'm going outside
35:33You can lead the way
35:34You just want to look at my ass when I woke up
35:36It's the gentleman's benefit
35:39Oh yeah feels good
35:41Cake time
35:43Woken up and through this all over my body
35:45Oh I'm sorry
35:46That's okay but I look like a Dalmatian
35:48It's all right it's actually my favorite dog
35:55Right teacher get into my cake stand
35:58It's nice to be outside I'll never do this I'll never get out here
36:02You can actually breathe in fresh air
36:03Yeah
36:06Yeah
36:06Has Jowell said anything about him and I'll
36:09Yeah I know I think he wants to put an end to it to be honest
36:12Okay go there
36:15That looks pretty nice
36:16She's tenacious apparently
36:18I don't know how to get here
36:20There she is
36:22She's with the cake
36:25Oh hello
36:26How did I get there?
36:28Uh straight through the main salon
36:30Okay
36:32You're hungry?
36:33Yeah
36:33Let me grill that
36:34Really?
36:35Yeah
36:36Should we watch it from here?
36:38You want to
36:39Jowell I need your help
36:42Thank you so much
36:44Cake
36:45Cake
36:49It's my very first lemon meringue cheese cake
36:52It looks delicious
36:53I've been working on it for what feels like three days
36:56Thank you
36:57Happy birthday
37:01Thank you
37:03Thanks Rob
37:03I appreciate it
37:04Yeah
37:05Right
37:06How's your day been?
37:07Good
37:08Let's see how this tastes
37:09I told her she should save that cake for the guests
37:13But she didn't listen to me
37:16Okay
37:17The moment of truth
37:18Is it okay?
37:20Mm-hmm
37:20Those bastards
37:21They're eating my cake
37:25Bloody good
37:27How do you feel?
37:29Good?
37:30I feel good
37:30Look at the body language
37:32She's very open
37:33But he's very closed off
37:35See
37:36He's got his arms and his knees and everything up
37:39Everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason
37:41It hasn't really even been coming from us
37:45It's been coming from like all these other people
37:48Yeah
37:48Yeah, but it's also
37:50I've played into that as well
37:51I'm not gonna lie
37:52I just want to be honest with you
37:54The truth is like I am attracted to you
37:57But I didn't mean to mislead you
37:59If that's how you felt
38:01Oh yeah
38:01It was very misleading
38:02That is how I felt
38:03I thought we were sorted things out
38:05I thought we were on a mutual ground
38:08Where we can be friends
38:21I thought we were on a mutual ground
38:23Where we can be friends
38:25I really regret not being more stern about what I said
38:29I thought I was
38:30But you weren't
38:31Because the entire time you've been saying that
38:33You want to be respectful
38:34You want to get to know me
38:35You want to continue getting to know me
38:36Continue getting to know you
38:37Yes
38:38It doesn't mean to be with you
38:40I apologize and I'm trying to fix what I've wronged
38:43And I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends and move forward
38:46Right
38:48You explained your stance
38:50Yeah
38:50Thank you for that
38:52We're moving on in a professional manner
38:53Okay
38:54We're co-workers
38:55Yes
38:55And that's it
38:56I don't want a friendship
38:57I don't want chit chats
38:58I don't want hugs
38:59I don't want anything
39:00Okay
39:00We're co-workers
39:01And that's it
39:02By all means enjoy the cake
39:04I put in a lot of effort
39:05And uh yeah
39:07That's that
39:11Oh the f***
39:11I got back
39:24I don't want to hurt anyone
39:26It's not fair
39:28Can we
39:29Do you mind if we come down and have
39:31Like talk to you
39:32Yeah all good
39:33All right
39:33Thanks buddy
39:34Got you man
39:35If you
39:36If you're open about things right from the start
39:38You're going to save a lot of hurt later on
39:44Sorry
39:45Such a stupid thing
39:54Okay
39:54I've got to carry this
39:56Oh no
39:56Yeah
39:57Use that
39:58It's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake
39:59If you guys want
40:00Yeah we came to fit
40:00I didn't know what kind of cake it was
40:02I was just hoping to try it
40:05Okay
40:06I have this
40:07This
40:07This
40:08This
40:11Oh f***
40:12Yeah look at it
40:12It's a f***ing nice cake
40:14I'm going to tell you
40:16It's like getting rewarded for being a f***
40:18What's her mood like
40:19Very much against me
40:22Let's just check this out shall we
40:24I'll be the judge of that
40:26Okay
40:33It's promising
40:34This is a f***ing good cake
40:36How can you turn that away
40:39Right
40:39I'm going to go inside
40:42You're not going to have another slice mate
40:44I've got my last bite
40:46Happy birthday Joao
40:48Thanks
40:49Oh that feels nice
40:52I reckon that's Venus
40:54You and Kate like had a telescope and s***
40:56I did physics
40:57I did physics too
40:58I love physics
40:59Shut up
41:00Yeah
41:00But I was a bad student
41:03I was intelligent
41:04But I was a bad student
41:05Yeah
41:05I was a bit like that too
41:07Yeah
41:07I was trying to get to know Eddie a little more today
41:13Oh yeah
41:14Yeah
41:15I just want to know what I'm up against
41:21Well then what do you think of Eddie what do you think of him
41:24I believe he's moving too fast
41:26That's what I thought
41:27That's what I thought
41:28I haven't kissed him yet but
41:33I'm tired
41:34I'll take the side dishes
41:35Here we go
41:41To be re-adjourned
41:43Yeah 100%
41:45If I'd like that
41:46It's alright
41:47Goodnight
41:47I'll see you in the morning
41:49Take care
41:50Oh my god
41:51I know
41:53I know
41:53Oh f***
42:26Wait
42:28I know
42:28I know
42:28Look it
42:40I know
42:40Like
42:40a lot
42:40And
42:40I know
42:41I know
42:41You
42:44I know
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