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00:00:08The Queen's Critic is headed again!
00:00:11Here, attach the Queen!
00:00:14Queen's Critic!
00:00:17Queen's Critic is headed again!
00:00:19Come on, Jack.
00:00:21I'll take one of each this morning, please.
00:00:24And a sundae as well.
00:00:27That's right.
00:00:30Queen's Critic is headed again!
00:00:32Here, attach the Queen!
00:00:50No, I shan't have anything.
00:00:53Sorry, dear.
00:01:21I think it's right.
00:01:23Do you?
00:01:24Yeah.
00:01:25Now I think about it, she is a bit priggish.
00:01:28Oh, shh!
00:01:33That's all right!
00:01:35It's all right, hey?
00:01:46All right!
00:01:50It's gonna be rough, right?
00:01:59That's it, don't push them.
00:02:01You're not alting them?
00:02:03Yes.
00:02:07Get straight up!
00:02:21Get up!
00:02:45Really?
00:02:49Really.
00:02:53Well, I shall certainly let Her Majesty know.
00:03:04Time and tide, Mr. Conservator.
00:03:07Wait for no man, Private Secretary.
00:03:09Good afternoon to you.
00:03:11Good afternoon, sir.
00:03:23What is it now?
00:03:27Lord Altrincham has been struck.
00:03:30Good luck.
00:03:33Dumb, I hope.
00:03:35Better than that, ma'am.
00:03:37In the face.
00:03:39Quite forcefully, I'm told.
00:03:42By whom?
00:03:44Which gallant and chivalrous individual?
00:03:46I'm afraid we don't have those details yet.
00:03:50The incident occurred outside the television studios and the perpetrator is now on his way to the Bow Street police
00:03:58station where we expect him to be released without charge.
00:04:02Well, how very gratifying.
00:04:05Yes.
00:04:06Very.
00:04:08Which television studios?
00:04:10The Independent Television Network studios, ma'am, where Altrincham had just recorded an interview.
00:04:17For what?
00:04:19A programme appropriately called Impact.
00:04:23When will it air?
00:04:25Tonight, ma'am.
00:04:27Nine o'clock.
00:04:47Tell the people.
00:04:48Tell them on television.
00:04:51Questions in the public mind.
00:04:53Answered by people in the public eye.
00:04:56This is Impact.
00:04:57A programme that examines the most important matters of the moment.
00:05:02And which will debate to you at home.
00:05:05Sorry I'm late.
00:05:05Robin Day puts the question.
00:05:07It's just starting.
00:05:10Tonight we have a man who, because of press activity in recent days, probably needs no introduction.
00:05:15Lord Altrincham.
00:05:16In the space of just a few days, his inflammatory and deeply personal attacks on the Queen, in a periodical
00:05:22of which he is also publisher,
00:05:23have become the most pressing issue of the day, and caused something of a constitutional crisis.
00:05:29So, I'd like to begin by asking Lord Altrincham a simple question.
00:05:34She's our Head of State, loved, respected and admired throughout the world.
00:05:39So, why do you hate her so very much?
00:06:22I'll see you next time.
00:07:54Are you seated?
00:07:57Right.
00:07:59If no one's keen on the church story, I can knock something up.
00:08:03Now, a piece on reforming the House of Laws.
00:08:06Dermot, you were going to look at that for me, weren't you?
00:08:08There's something nutty about it.
00:08:10Mmm.
00:08:11My lashes.
00:08:11And Europe.
00:08:13We need to work out our official stance.
00:08:15Are we for or against a single European market?
00:08:21Are we in or out?
00:08:26Toffee, John.
00:08:27Oh, you must try some, John.
00:08:29I'm afraid I have a thing against toffee.
00:08:34Why didn't I know that?
00:08:36Right.
00:08:37You can't know everything about me.
00:08:42It's not the taste I object to so much.
00:08:45I just have painful memories.
00:08:49As a child.
00:08:51Or sitting in a dentist's chair because of a piece of toffee I ate.
00:08:58Oh.
00:09:01Oh.
00:09:01Oh, Lord.
00:09:03Not again.
00:09:04Fine.
00:09:05Fine.
00:09:06Sir.
00:09:08Uh, sir?
00:09:10Perhaps you don't understand that on your steadfastness and ability to withstand the fatigue of dull, repetitive
00:09:19work, and your great courage in meeting constant, small adversities depend in great measure the
00:09:28happiness and prosperity of the community as a whole.
00:09:38The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its
00:09:47average men and women.
00:09:49Um, working men and women?
00:09:57It has a touch more dignity.
00:09:59Yeah.
00:10:06No, I think average is fine.
00:10:22What you might be interested to see this, it's a draft of a speech the Queen's going to give in
00:10:28a week's time.
00:10:29Um, I don't mind telling you I felt a bit uneasy about it.
00:10:36Yes.
00:10:36Huh.
00:10:40Oh.
00:10:49Uh.
00:10:52Oh.
00:10:53Oh.
00:10:53beyond my station.
00:11:01Tommy.
00:11:02Arthur.
00:11:04You were about to interfere beyond your station.
00:11:09It's concerning the speech the Queen is due to give next week.
00:11:13The Jaguar car factory.
00:11:15What about it?
00:11:17I was just wondering if you were happy with it.
00:11:24Well obviously I'm happy with it.
00:11:26Or I wouldn't have shown it to Her Majesty for the approval which she immediately gave.
00:11:33Did the Queen read it?
00:11:34She didn't need to.
00:11:36She merely asked if I was happy.
00:11:39I replied in the affirmative.
00:11:41And that was good enough for Her Majesty.
00:11:45But I can see that the really important question is.
00:11:51Is it good enough for Colonel Charteris?
00:11:55You don't think it strikes the wrong tone?
00:12:00In which sense?
00:12:02In its paternalism.
00:12:08May I?
00:12:12You?
00:12:13I suppose if I had a concern.
00:12:18It would be that post Suez.
00:12:20In this new climate.
00:12:23In this new Britain.
00:12:26The tone of the speech is.
00:12:29Somewhat.
00:12:31Somewhat what?
00:12:36Old fashioned.
00:12:39Then would leave her open to attack.
00:12:42From whom?
00:12:43The newspapers.
00:12:46People.
00:12:47If I had a shilling for every time someone of a progressive or liberal disposition.
00:12:52Had warned needlessly of a popular attack against the crown.
00:12:56I'd be a rich man.
00:12:57The British people adore their sovereign.
00:13:00It is what constitutes.
00:13:01Indeed defines being British.
00:13:04Now the worst I've ever encountered is apathy.
00:13:07Where people simply accept the king or queen.
00:13:10As they accept the sky above their heads.
00:13:12But it's a long way from apathy to insurrection.
00:13:16Now as regards the newspapers.
00:13:18The crown can count on their support for two reasons.
00:13:21First there is nothing to attack.
00:13:24That's the advantage of a constitutional monarchy.
00:13:26They have no power so there's nothing to complain about.
00:13:29And even if they wanted to they'd always let us know first.
00:13:34The palace would then threaten them with a boycott on the next major royal event.
00:13:38Causing the newspapers immediately to back down.
00:13:40Because the very people you fear will hate the queen.
00:13:45And the same ones who buy copies in their millions.
00:13:49Why?
00:13:50Because they love her.
00:13:55So I'm worrying unnecessarily.
00:13:58Martin.
00:13:59I shall leave the drawing of that inescapable conclusion to you.
00:14:22I'm going to take it in a little shorter man.
00:14:24And rounder at the back.
00:14:26Lovely.
00:14:27W identified.
00:14:36And rounder at the back.
00:14:41I was...
00:14:41coming across from Johnser Wynton healthcare.
00:14:46You hear the songwriter.
00:14:51Here is the songwriter for the newちゃん.
00:14:52A?.
00:15:18I like it very much.
00:15:44I thought you were hoping for more children from me.
00:15:49I am.
00:15:52Why on earth would you do something like that to your hair?
00:15:56What's wrong with it?
00:15:59I thought it was tidy and sensible.
00:16:02Adjectives to stir the loins?
00:16:05Apparently it's very animoge.
00:16:07All the regimental wives are wearing their hair like this now.
00:16:10Really?
00:16:11Yes.
00:16:11It's certainly very practical.
00:16:13And should you ever feel compelled to ride a motorcycle, it could almost double as a helmet.
00:16:20Well, I like it.
00:16:24I have nothing against it, Pastor.
00:16:27Stop it.
00:16:28She won't provide ample protection against any falling masonry.
00:16:37But if enlarging the family and enticing your husband to procreate is the goal...
00:16:43It is.
00:16:44Then you might take a look at Jane Mansfield.
00:16:48Or Rita Hayworth.
00:16:51Or Rita Hayworth.
00:17:20Thank you, sir.
00:17:21I live.
00:17:24This is our research and development area?
00:17:29No, no at all, no.
00:17:30May I introduce you, ma'am, to Nigel Willoughby,
00:17:34who sketches all of our prototypes?
00:17:36You studied drawing, did you?
00:17:38Very good to see you.
00:17:40And that's a chassis?
00:17:41Yes, indeed.
00:17:42A finished MK1, Your Majesty.
00:17:45Ah, no, it's lovely.
00:17:47With top speeds of over 100 miles per hour.
00:17:51Quite the thing, I've always been interested in the red leather.
00:17:54Yes.
00:17:55Is it horse or cow?
00:17:58Hello.
00:18:10I wish first to express to you my very great pleasure at being here today.
00:18:18My husband and I have been most profoundly moved by your hospitable welcome.
00:18:24And would like you to know how very grateful we are to you all for the work that you do.
00:18:32We understand that in the turbulence of this anxious and active world, many of you are leading uneventful, lonely lives.
00:18:43Where dreariness is the enemy.
00:18:48Perhaps you don't understand that on your steadfastness and ability to withstand the fatigue of dull, repetitive work,
00:18:58depend in great measure the happiness and prosperity of the community as a whole.
00:19:07The upward course of a nation's history is due, in the long run, to the soundness of heart of its
00:19:15average men and women.
00:19:18May you be proud to remember how much depends on you, and that even when your life seems most monotonous,
00:19:26what you do is always of real value and importance to your fellow.
00:19:34Well, let's have a wonderful time.
00:19:36Well, let's have a wonderful time.
00:19:38Well, let's have a wonderful time.
00:19:39Come on, everybody.
00:19:40Let's have a wonderful time.
00:19:42Come on, everybody.
00:19:42Hello, Doctor.
00:19:44Good evening, Richard.
00:19:46News Corical.
00:19:48Good evening, Richard.
00:19:49Evening, Richard.
00:19:53Ah, I need a favour.
00:19:57Some typing.
00:19:57Oh, you're going home.
00:19:59I don't need to be.
00:20:05I've just heard a ridiculous speech by the Queen, and I want to write an immediate response.
00:20:11Well, I'll find someone else.
00:20:13No, no.
00:20:13It's no trouble.
00:20:15I had nothing else planned.
00:20:46I've had another thought.
00:20:47Super.
00:20:48A rather heretical thought.
00:20:51I got the idea from something Walter Badgett said about the first duty of royalty being to inspire.
00:21:05Is there anyone else going on?
00:21:06It's just a Heidi baby.
00:21:06Well, I don't read this funding.
00:21:12I lost my nada to imagine.
00:21:12We took him off of a money wereеля.
00:21:15Oh, yes.
00:21:17It was a thing.
00:21:17I don't go down.
00:21:17I'm in velocidad too.ужility
00:21:19I don't
00:21:19know he meant anything, It's normal,
00:21:20you're going down the lane when he goes out. At the last night.
00:21:20And watch. I'm
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00:21:22There, go. There,
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00:21:29Oh, my God.
00:21:59Oh, my God.
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00:53:21Five, four, three.
00:53:28Happy Christmas.
00:53:3325 years ago, my grandfather broadcast the first of these Christmas messages.
00:53:40Today is another landmark, because television has made it possible for many of you to see
00:53:47me in your homes on Christmas Day.
00:53:51My own family often gather round to watch the television, as they are at this moment, and
00:53:58that is how I think of you all now.
00:54:00I very much hope that this new medium will make my Christmas message more personal and
00:54:07direct.
00:54:10It is inevitable that I should seem a rather remote figure to many of you, a successor
00:54:18to the kings and queens of history, someone whose face may be familiar in newspapers and
00:54:25films, but who never really touches your personal lives.
00:54:30But now at least, for a few minutes, I welcome you into the peace of my own home.
00:54:42That it is possible for some of you to see me today is just another example of the speed
00:54:49in which things are changing all around us.
00:54:57I would like to read a few lines from Pilgrim's Progress.
00:55:09And though with great difficulty I am got hither, yet now I do repent me of all the trouble
00:55:17I have been at to arrive where I am.
00:55:20My sword I give to him that shall succeed me in my pilgrimage, and my courage and skill
00:55:29to him that can get it.
00:55:32My marks and scars I carry with me, to be a witness for me, that I have fought his battles,
00:55:42who now will be my rewarder.
00:55:51I hope that 1958 may bring you God's blessings and all the things that you long for.
00:56:01And so I wish you all, young and old, wherever you may be, all the fun and enjoyment and peace
00:56:10of a very happy Christmas.
00:56:15And we're off air.
00:56:31Congratulations.
00:56:37Thank you very much.
00:56:43Thank you very much.
00:57:13Oh, hello.
00:57:15How am I?
00:57:17You look pretty.
00:57:19You look pretty.
00:57:19About the dress.
00:57:20Oh, thank you.
00:57:21And the hair?
00:57:22Very unregimental.
00:57:23Oh, yes.
00:57:23Tony, you're the top person, of course.
00:57:25The only stylist who could be trusted.
00:57:27Hmm.
00:57:28Does he have a name?
00:57:29The stylist?
00:57:31I want to say Victor Cabomb.
00:57:32No, that's not quite right.
00:57:35Um...
00:57:36Vidal Baboon?
00:57:36Vidal Baboon.
00:57:38Yes, I think.
00:57:38Well, anyway, I talk endlessly about hair as a geometric art form.
00:57:41It looks jolly pretty.
00:57:43And if you happen to have a number for this baboon,
00:57:45I might pass it on to my wife.
00:57:47Well...
00:57:48Is that appropriate, by the way, that a red-blooded man should know the correct hairdresser for
00:57:52a woman?
00:57:53There's almost nothing that's appropriate about Tony.
00:57:55But he's made it his mission in life to improve me.
00:58:00Your very own little old Tringham?
00:58:02Yes.
00:58:03Just rather better in bed, I suspect.
00:58:09Oh, dear God.
00:58:10Good one.
00:58:16There it is.
00:58:18Thank you very much.
00:58:21Who do you suppose that is?
00:58:23It could be Mr. David Smith, a car dealer.
00:58:29And that?
00:58:30I believe that is Harriet the Hammer Jones, a boxer from the old Kent Road.
00:58:42Rounding up the numbers, we have a local restaurateur, a bus driver, a bank clerk, and a woman policeman.
00:58:55All to open things up.
00:58:56Yes.
00:58:57Bring us more in line with the real world.
00:58:59To democratise us.
00:59:03And so it goes.
00:59:05The stings and bites we suffer as it slips away, bit by bit, piece by piece.
00:59:15Our authority, our absolutism, our divine rights.
00:59:30The history of the monarchy in this country is a one-way street of humiliation.
00:59:34Sacrifices and concessions in order to survive.
00:59:37First the barons came for us, then the merchants, now the journalists.
00:59:41Small wonder we make such a fuss about curtsies, protocol and precedent.
00:59:45It's all we have left.
00:59:46The last scraps of armour as we go from ruling to reigning to...
00:59:53To what?
00:59:54To being nothing at all.
00:59:59Mary Annette.
01:00:07Right.
01:00:08Gloves on.
01:00:13I told the master of the household to rotate the guests between courses, so if you get a dud, don't
01:00:18worry.
01:00:19It'll be 15 minutes at worst.
01:00:43Mr. and Mrs. David Smith.
01:00:44Oh, yes, that was a problem.
01:00:46Hello.
01:00:47Very nice.
01:00:48Very nice.
01:00:48Mr. and Mrs. Patel.
01:00:49I didn't hear that.
01:00:50Okay.
01:00:50Mr. and Mrs. Patel.
01:00:50What a couple.
01:00:52Mr. Harry the Hamlet.
01:00:53Oh, I play so much around you.
01:00:55You play so much around you.
01:00:56You look absolutely...
01:00:57Mr. Martin Jones.
01:00:58What are you telling the truth, huh?
01:01:00Hello, Mrs. Patel.
01:01:01Hello, Mrs. Patel.
01:01:02Hello, Mrs. Patel.
01:01:03Sergeant Ethel Denmark.
01:01:04Oh, hello, hello.
01:01:05Such a pleasure to have you with us.
01:01:07Oh, here they come.
01:01:08Dog dogs.
01:01:09Dog dogs.
01:01:10Dog dogs.
01:01:10Oh, here they come.
01:01:15The dog dogs.
01:01:21Oh, here it is.
01:01:21Going up there.
01:01:28The dog dogs.
01:01:29And I think the dog dogs.
01:01:29Oh, here they come.
01:01:30Used to come with no dog dogs.
01:01:30You and Mrs. Patel.
01:01:30And the dog dogs.
01:01:30I'm talking about.
01:01:33The dog dogs.
01:01:33You and Mrs. Patel.
01:01:34And he's a big dog dog dog.
01:01:35You and Mrs. Patel.
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