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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this on to
00:00:38yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again.
00:01:12To be fair, you thought I was legal to swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:41Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:43Hey!
00:01:44You're real real!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me!
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, you see. Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for Man Thumb. That means free underwear for life. For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah? Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:33Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:55Excuse me.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:10He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:17Good one, Romulus.
00:03:35These are great. Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:43Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:52Hi.
00:03:52I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:54Chantal.
00:03:55Nice to meet you.
00:03:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:04Hold that up.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:09Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:16Trepeto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Nah, Suleyton's back on the plane again.
00:04:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned, you went to business school, you...
00:04:36You have potential, okay?
00:04:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it, cause so far...
00:04:44I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:47Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:52You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:56But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:28And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:35I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:38We're gonna get through this together.
00:05:41Julia.
00:05:48Yeah.
00:05:54Ciao, Gucci!
00:05:57Did she have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:05Yeah.
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This...
00:06:09No, no, forget that.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings.
00:06:17For my doggy daycare.
00:06:19My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After our parents passed,
00:06:31I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia.
00:06:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:44And, uh...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:47Yes.
00:06:49Come on, Becky.
00:06:51Yes.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:18Well...
00:07:19Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:25Mm-hmm.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I...
00:07:38I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:41I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:48Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What... exactly?
00:08:11How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:14I mean...
00:08:15It's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:26You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you I'm...
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See?
00:09:00Dog Walker.
00:09:02That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:06This is fucking product!
00:09:12Oh!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:15You crazy bitch!
00:09:18Amelia!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:29No, no, no.
00:09:29Please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's...
00:09:32He's immature.
00:09:33Alright?
00:09:34And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Poor Florida.
00:09:38Please.
00:09:38Alright?
00:09:39Just have a seat.
00:09:40Alright?
00:09:41And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:44Won't you, son?
00:09:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Can't, sir.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02I want the business.
00:10:03Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:11What kind of deal?
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:20What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus.
00:10:24What are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:44At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:46See?
00:10:47There's something in common already.
00:10:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:53Oh, yeah.
00:10:54We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:08You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:11I know.
00:11:12As if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:51If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:57And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:00What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it.
00:12:05Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:07Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract.
00:12:13And, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:12:17You're right in my mind.
00:12:18Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:12:23You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:29And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:35Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:41Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to
00:12:46the public, right?
00:12:48That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:50Well, we agreed.
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:54All right.
00:12:55Sign in.
00:13:14Salute to the new couple.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:31Fine.
00:13:32Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo Museum.
00:13:51Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:08Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So, put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong.
00:14:21It's trademarked.
00:14:26Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:28If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:31It's electric.
00:14:38Oh, by the way.
00:14:40This is gonna work.
00:14:42You might wanna start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:47Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:58Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:02It's not like you.
00:15:04You're sitting...
00:15:05Reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:09Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Mom?
00:15:13Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:21So, I'm okay with the quote proposal.
00:15:24Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:26No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Valino?
00:15:31Maybe you've...
00:15:32Heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:15:35Shhhh!
00:15:40So should I ever...
00:15:41Like start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:52It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:53He's so...
00:15:55Toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil?
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:07Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:14We'll talk about this later.
00:16:38Ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:41We're already wet.
00:16:42Let's go.
00:16:48Ah...
00:16:52Ah...
00:16:54Ah...
00:16:55Ah...
00:16:56Ah...
00:16:57Ah...
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:27I love the artwork.
00:17:28Thanks.
00:17:29Finally.
00:17:31Ooh, good taste.
00:17:34No, I'm good.
00:17:35We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:38For for me.
00:17:42You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:17:58Who are you?
00:18:00Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:06I don't know.
00:18:08Whatever.
00:18:09Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:10I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:13This is my house?
00:18:15We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:18Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:21You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:23What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:25Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous?
00:18:27I'm not jealous.
00:18:31Sweet dreams.
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:41How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:43Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:06And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11I had one too many to drink it.
00:19:13It won't happen again.
00:19:14Better not.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now.
00:19:30My head's killing me.
00:19:31We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:37I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:40Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine.
00:19:48I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:49Just give me my phone.
00:19:51My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:00Yeah, no shit.
00:20:01I'm serious.
00:20:03Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing.
00:20:10Dog walker.
00:20:11And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:18Do whatever you want.
00:20:21I'm sorry.
00:20:22It's a bit harsh.
00:20:23I'm just really hungover.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:36Hey, baby.
00:20:38You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know.
00:20:43I like it.
00:20:44Oh, that's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:50Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:53Oh, fine.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:55We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:58All right.
00:20:59Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:00Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04Look, I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:08You're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:20Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no.
00:21:23Royce.
00:21:25Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:32Same here.
00:21:41Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44This whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50We're old dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:22:00I'd like to.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:14Barista.
00:22:15Looper driver.
00:22:17Delivery guy.
00:22:19Movie extra?
00:22:20You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:23Just trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:27How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29I, my whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:39I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:46If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:49My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:54And I have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03I'd still do.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:11Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular, yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:31I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:35Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:37Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:46Public schools.
00:23:48Am I right?
00:23:53I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:59No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:03I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:08Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:09Oh, okay.
00:24:14Royce pooped.
00:24:15You should pick it up.
00:24:17Where?
00:24:17I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:29Of course.
00:24:30It's an office.
00:24:31You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:24:33You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:41Yes, I know.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:45So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:49Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:50Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, Dad.
00:25:01Wow!
00:25:05Oh my goodness.
00:25:06Are you okay?
00:25:08Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:18And this is our new palette.
00:25:21It's Matt's collection.
00:25:23He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:24Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:39What, Dad?
00:25:42What a day, Dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:45Look at you.
00:25:45You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:50Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:52Hard work does pay off.
00:25:54Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:57She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she
00:26:04earned some money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, I see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:09I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:39One day down.
00:26:41Forty more years to go.
00:26:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:26:44Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:27:10I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:27:11Hey, the L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea.
00:27:20Now, Amelia.
00:27:22Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:24I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:27:43Bye, Dad.
00:27:55So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:28:05And?
00:28:07And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:16You better not let that hair down.
00:28:18Sorry, just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out.
00:28:38That bad?
00:28:41I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:45Buy that dress.
00:28:47ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:54I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:12I'm going to start with you.
00:29:30What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:34Oh, thanks.
00:29:35Um, I...
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, it's just something different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:45Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:48I'm going out.
00:29:49I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome, thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:56Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you.
00:29:59I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on.
00:30:04Amelia!
00:30:12Alright, hey.
00:30:13Look who's right on time.
00:30:15Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:19She's sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:23If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26See?
00:30:26Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:39See you in the office.
00:30:46Stupid dog walker?
00:30:47Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:58Hey.
00:30:59It's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:01Do you still track people?
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:24Without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry.
00:31:27I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:29I kinda panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:31I should've mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But, you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:40VIP treatment.
00:31:41You look like it.
00:31:43Thanks, Jack.
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:46Lover boy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:51Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg.
00:31:55Lover boy.
00:32:06You know what I want, babe.
00:32:10All the little things that I'm not showing.
00:32:14You know what I want, babe.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:18You know what I want, babe.
00:32:24You know what I want, babe.
00:32:27You know what I want, babe.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:30Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:33One more, please.
00:32:35One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys were great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:56The who?
00:32:58You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's alright.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you, too.
00:33:11You want something to drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:20So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25I played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:29going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:32When I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full-time.
00:33:36You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:45I don't like dogs that much.
00:33:47I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:53Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:55Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:00I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:04I'm beautiful, you know that.
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19What the heck?
00:34:20I'm tipsy.
00:34:21He's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:42What's going on?
00:34:43That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:52What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiancee.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not Jake.
00:35:15This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:20And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:35:30You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:32Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:34Just an Italian American psycho.
00:35:37I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:40I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:45Me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:56Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:57That is an original.
00:35:58I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:01Oh, fine!
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:05I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07You're treating me like shit!
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance!
00:36:12You are history's worst nightmare!
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract!
00:36:16For an arranged marriage!
00:36:18Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton!
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:30I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:36:34Right back at you!
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:38Well, I fucking hate you more!
00:37:27I'm so sorry.
00:37:33I'm a little bit!
00:37:37I'm so scared.
00:37:43Ugh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:37:57Michelangelo?
00:37:58Dog Walker.
00:38:00Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:06Uh-huh.
00:38:08We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:11I know. We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up too.
00:38:26Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:38:31Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:38:56So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait. For the first time?
00:39:03Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:39:07Michelangelo. The male gigolo. Taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:39:16And... How was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:20Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:39:23Actually...
00:39:24It was the best sex I ever had?
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:40I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike.
00:39:43And yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:45I feel like...
00:39:45Like an arcade game.
00:39:46And he just keeps getting the high score.
00:39:48Again and again and...
00:39:50You get the picture.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:56Opposites attract.
00:39:57I mean...
00:39:58That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:13Here comes.
00:40:14Right on the schedule.
00:40:16Dog walkers in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:21Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey.
00:40:45I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:47Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:01Hey.
00:41:02Unfortunately.
00:41:03Something came up.
00:41:03I...
00:41:04I can't make it tonight.
00:41:09Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:11And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:33Hey.
00:41:36Hi.
00:41:39We should talk...
00:41:45I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But...
00:41:48Last night I...
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:53And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:57I don't think you understand it.
00:41:58You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look.
00:42:00You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl.
00:42:03I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:08Okay.
00:42:08I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your...
00:42:10Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night that you would.
00:42:21I mean...
00:42:21Frankly so would I.
00:42:22I mean you're driving me nuts.
00:42:24You don't understand.
00:42:25Let's...
00:42:25Let's get some take out and figure this thing out.
00:42:28I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:32Wait.
00:42:33Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night...
00:42:46I don't know how.
00:42:48I don't know why.
00:42:50That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:55Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:57I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:02But...
00:43:03There is...
00:43:04A fire between us Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy...
00:43:08Cosmic chemistry.
00:43:11You sound like you're...
00:43:12Reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it too.
00:43:24Amelia.
00:43:25Please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:30I felt it too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:41Me too.
00:44:19You're not supposed to lie fireball shots on fire.
00:44:23It's not my fault.
00:44:24They should change the name.
00:44:26You're not supposed to lie fireball shots on fire.
00:44:27No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:44:31If you think that's funny, just wait till the next episode.
00:44:33The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:42You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:49You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:54Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:57I'm serious.
00:44:59The wedding's coming up.
00:45:02We could give it a shot.
00:45:03What?
00:45:04You mean like, you and me.
00:45:06Together, together.
00:45:07Why not?
00:45:09Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:45:24Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:45:31Oh, hey, Royce.
00:45:34Jake?
00:45:35How's it going?
00:45:37Good.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:40Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:42Crazy.
00:45:42I know.
00:45:44I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:46We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:49I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:52Is he always like that?
00:45:53So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:55I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:58He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:01Well, I am his woman.
00:46:03He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:46:06And I don't blame him.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:09Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:46:13I didn't mean a pride.
00:46:15I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:46:18I'm here if you need to talk.
00:46:20Thanks, Jake.
00:46:21But I'm engaged.
00:46:23Remember?
00:46:25And the only person I want to talk to is my fiance.
00:46:28Well, we had a connection.
00:46:30You're a cat person.
00:46:32You're a cat person.
00:46:32It never would have worked.
00:46:34Come on, Gucci.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:39Cats are awesome.
00:46:44That was a great presentation.
00:46:48The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:51You think so?
00:46:52Ooh.
00:46:53Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:56Oh, yeah.
00:46:57Yeah.
00:46:57Now, listen.
00:46:58I gotta fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:01You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:03Gucci?
00:47:03Sure.
00:47:04But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia specialty.
00:47:08Yeah.
00:47:08But that's how you impress her.
00:47:09You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:47:13At the dog park?
00:47:14Mm-hmm.
00:47:14Mm-hmm.
00:47:15I just texted her.
00:47:16It's all set.
00:47:17Now.
00:47:19Go get her, lover boy.
00:47:31So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:47:34You've never played fetch before?
00:47:37It's my dad's dog.
00:47:39Not mine.
00:47:41Let me try.
00:47:43That's okay.
00:47:43I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:50Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:54No.
00:47:55I like my work.
00:47:57What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:02You're right.
00:48:02I should work less.
00:48:05If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:48:12Fetch Gucci.
00:48:17I've got a big surprise.
00:48:19A surprise?
00:48:21Just wait and see.
00:48:38What's that?
00:48:41A special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:48:46Gucci?
00:48:47But Gucci?
00:48:48It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:48:51You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:54I thought you were off the clock today.
00:48:58Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:01I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:49:07Okay.
00:49:08This is for us.
00:49:10Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:49:11What else is in the bag?
00:49:12Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:49:17You can cook?
00:49:19You can cook?
00:49:32That was so good.
00:49:34I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:49:38How did you do this?
00:49:40I can't cook at all.
00:49:42Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:44Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:46No.
00:49:47My mom taught me.
00:49:49Tell me about her.
00:49:51I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:54Sorry.
00:49:55I don't mean to pry.
00:49:58She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:00Breast cancer.
00:50:02But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:50:05She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:50:09She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:50:11We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:50:17I still have all of her recipes.
00:50:20Here.
00:50:21Handwritten in Italian.
00:50:23That's really special.
00:50:27I miss her.
00:50:29This might sound corny but...
00:50:31I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:50:35It's not corny.
00:50:37But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:50:39Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:43What about your parents?
00:50:45My parents died in a car accident.
00:50:47When I was 13.
00:50:49It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:53I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:58I don't want to lose her too.
00:51:01I'm sorry.
00:51:02Your story made me emotional.
00:51:04I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:51:06I'll help you.
00:51:07No, no it's fine.
00:51:08I like doing the dishes.
00:51:10It relaxes me.
00:51:11Good.
00:51:12Cause I hate them.
00:51:13Well then I guess we make a good team.
00:51:20Is it just the wine?
00:51:21Or am I really falling for...
00:51:24...him?
00:51:24Her.
00:51:27You don't want espresso.
00:51:30It's not your boss.
00:51:37Hey.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40Do you want an espresso?
00:51:42I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:44No thank you.
00:51:45You need to have a morning meeting.
00:51:47I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:47Okay, well don't forget Gucci.
00:51:49How could I?
00:51:52Ready bro?
00:51:54Well let me fix your tie.
00:51:57What do you know about ties?
00:51:59You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:01And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:52:04Touché.
00:52:06There you go.
00:52:07Okay, bye.
00:52:08Bye.
00:52:11Love you.
00:52:12Love you too.
00:52:23Sorry.
00:52:24Reflex.
00:52:25I didn't mean to say that.
00:52:26Me neither.
00:52:27Too soon.
00:52:29Talk about it later?
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:34Could that have been any more awkward?
00:52:37And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:52:40Beep.
00:52:44Look who's here.
00:52:47Hey.
00:52:48My little guy.
00:52:49Hey little Gucci.
00:52:51Look at this right here.
00:52:55Let's try one.
00:52:57Oh yeah.
00:52:58Now here's mine.
00:53:00Just like that.
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:03Even got one for big brother.
00:53:05Right there.
00:53:06Come to Papa.
00:53:08Yes, my boy.
00:53:10Alright, alright.
00:53:12So.
00:53:18We gotta talk about this wedding, right?
00:53:21This is two weeks off.
00:53:22Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:23They're waiting for an answer.
00:53:25And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:53:27He says that the band is free.
00:53:30You like Coldplay, right?
00:53:32Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:35Cool.
00:53:37Well, alright.
00:53:38Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:53:40How about that?
00:53:40Not too big.
00:53:41Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:53:43Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:53:45We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:53:47What?
00:53:48Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:50No.
00:53:51Everything's great.
00:53:53Better than great, honestly.
00:53:55But we cannot have a big flashy wedding.
00:53:59That's our thing.
00:54:01It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:03I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:06Wow.
00:54:06I never thought of that.
00:54:09You know, you have a very good point there.
00:54:13I'm very impressed.
00:54:15You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:54:19I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:54:22Hmm.
00:54:22Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:54:25Love?
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:29I don't know.
00:54:31He's so cute.
00:54:33Alright, alright.
00:54:34Change of deal.
00:54:35Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:37Alright?
00:54:38And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:54:40A wedding with Coldplay.
00:54:43No Coldplay, Dad.
00:54:46No Coldplay.
00:54:50No Coldplay.
00:54:54So...
00:54:56It's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:58It's not working.
00:54:59I know it.
00:55:00I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:04And I'm cured.
00:55:05What?
00:55:07You're cured?
00:55:10Congratulations.
00:55:13I wasn't expecting it.
00:55:14I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:55:18It only took two sessions?
00:55:20I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:55:24Maybe I didn't need the Dino Volino's money.
00:55:26What's wrong, sis?
00:55:28We should be celebrating!
00:55:30I brought Prosecco.
00:55:32No.
00:55:32Yeah.
00:55:34No, I'm good.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:36Amelia.
00:55:37I'm your sister.
00:55:39You can tell me anything.
00:55:41Is it Michelangelo?
00:55:43Is everything okay?
00:55:45If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far
00:55:51up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:55:54It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:58It's me.
00:56:00I have to tell you something.
00:56:06I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage!
00:56:12What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:56:14It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:56:16And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:56:21Actually, he's not that bad.
00:56:24I kinda like him.
00:56:26Yeah, babe.
00:56:28That's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:56:29We need to get you out of there.
00:56:31Betsy.
00:56:33I have real feelings for him.
00:56:37But...
00:56:38What about the tabloid stories?
00:56:40You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:56:43They banned him for life!
00:56:46You'll never go to Epcot.
00:56:48He's not actually like the stories.
00:56:50Or at least not to me.
00:56:53He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:56:58If you marry Michelangelo,
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:04What if you meet him?
00:57:06Yeah!
00:57:07Meet him!
00:57:09Maybe he'll change your mind, maybe you'll actually like him.
00:57:12Don't count on it.
00:57:13Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:57:17Fine.
00:57:19Yes.
00:57:20Only one.
00:57:21Yes.
00:57:24You won't regret it.
00:57:25I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:57:29You better bring the whole bottle.
00:57:34Thank you for making dinner.
00:57:36Of course.
00:57:37I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:57:39We need to celebrate.
00:57:43Michelangelo,
00:57:43you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:57:48You mean besides me?
00:57:49I'm serious.
00:57:50It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:57:53Have a glass of wine.
00:57:56Tonight's gonna be great.
00:58:07It's enormous.
00:58:10Why would anybody need so much room?
00:58:15It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:58:19Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:58:22Hmm.
00:58:25So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:58:33How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:58:3596 Dom Perignon?
00:58:37Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:58:40Yeah, sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:58:42It's worth more than my car.
00:58:44Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:58:48$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:58:50It's delicious.
00:58:52This was made in France.
00:58:55Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:58:58So, who wants a drink?
00:59:21You've hardly touched your food.
00:59:24It's a little too rich for me.
00:59:28Mine tastes great.
00:59:31So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
00:59:38You don't mind, do you?
00:59:41Fire away.
00:59:43So, I know you two have been having your...
00:59:46Fun.
00:59:48Um, but...
00:59:49What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:54I don't think it's going to.
00:59:57That's cute and all, but...
01:00:00What about her career? Are you gonna support her?
01:00:03Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:04Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:09Betsy!
01:00:09Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:00:16We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:00:19See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:00:21We two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:00:25We know it all.
01:00:27Easy Betsy.
01:00:29I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:00:32And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:00:37And what makes you such an expert?
01:00:39I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:00:42Michelangelo.
01:00:42You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:00:45It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her. She gets it from you.
01:00:49Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:00:51You started it.
01:00:58Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:01Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:03No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:07That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:09She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:01:11You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:01:13And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:01:17You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that. That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:01:24That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:01:27This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:01:30Not to me!
01:01:31You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:01:34See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess the contract
01:01:38doesn't allow for that.
01:01:39You told her?!
01:01:41She's my sister!
01:01:42I don't care! That violates our agreement!
01:01:44Oh, is that all I am to you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?
01:01:49It's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.
01:01:54You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.
01:01:58Shut the fuck up!
01:02:00You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.
01:02:10We need to get out of here. I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens
01:02:16when you tell rich people secrets.
01:02:22Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You could do so much better
01:02:30than him.
01:02:32Yeah. But he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.
01:02:36We can talk about it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico
01:02:42by dawn. Lay low for a bit.
01:02:44Mexico?
01:02:44Or Canada. Whatever. It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Lovinos. Or worse.
01:02:52I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us. I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not
01:02:58like I told the media.
01:03:00You don't know that. We're liabilities. Loose ends. You should listen to more True Crime Podcast.
01:03:11Get rid of that thing that could be tracking us right now.
01:03:16Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.
01:03:21See? You could have a sniper on us.
01:03:28It's Romulus. Hey, Romulus.
01:03:31What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:03:47You came.
01:03:50Against my better judgment. I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:03:54I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:00You should punish me for straying.
01:04:05You make me sick.
01:04:07I make me sick.
01:04:16Nice underwear.
01:04:20It's a great craftsmanship.
01:04:26Okay, let's get this over with.
01:04:32Is that all you have to say?
01:04:35Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:04:37I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:04:41I thought I wanted this.
01:04:45But I don't.
01:04:47I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:04:52Amelia broke up with me.
01:04:58It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:03Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk, but here I am fucking devastated.
01:05:09And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:05:12I just wanted to come back to me.
01:05:18Here there.
01:05:24Amelia?
01:05:27Hi dad.
01:05:29Gucci's gone?
01:05:31I'll be right there.
01:05:39Where are you?
01:05:41Romulus.
01:05:41What?
01:05:42Hold on.
01:05:43Oh.
01:05:44Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:05:48We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:05:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:05:56Well, we can help you find him.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:00Right?
01:06:01Oh.
01:06:02Good, thanks.
01:06:04Gucci!
01:06:05This better not be a trap.
01:06:07Just come on.
01:06:10Gucci!
01:06:11Gucci!
01:06:12Gucci!
01:06:13Hey, hey, hey!
01:06:14Where's Michelangelo?
01:06:15Huh?
01:06:15I thought you were both together.
01:06:17Why isn't he here with you?
01:06:18Oh, um, he's...
01:06:20Sorry, I'm late dad.
01:06:22Where were you?
01:06:23I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastroianni's.
01:06:26It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:06:28If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:06:32Smart move, dude.
01:06:33Here, ladies.
01:06:34Take a piece of this prosciutto.
01:06:35Yeah, that's it.
01:06:40Emilia.
01:06:41Here, Eric.
01:06:52Gucci!
01:06:58His home was...
01:07:01We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:04We're never gonna find him.
01:07:06Don't give up, dad.
01:07:07He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:09Keep looking.
01:07:09He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:07:12See?
01:07:13They're not gonna kill us.
01:07:15I do have to admit, though,
01:07:17I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:07:20He's really there for his dad.
01:07:22His dad's dog.
01:07:25So you approve now?
01:07:26They didn't say that.
01:07:30Gucci!
01:07:34Gucci!
01:07:35My boy's back!
01:07:36Oh!
01:07:38Oh!
01:07:44Okay, okay.
01:07:46I'm a little closer to approving.
01:07:55I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:02A little.
01:08:04It's okay.
01:08:05Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:08They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:12Emilia, can we talk?
01:08:16Please?
01:08:20Emilia, can we talk?
01:08:24Please?
01:08:27Okay.
01:08:37Emilia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:08:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:08:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:08:55Thanks for saying that.
01:08:58I needed to hear that.
01:09:01And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:04You're not one.
01:09:06I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:09Most of them are good.
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:09:15I'm not.
01:09:19You're not.
01:09:20You're not? What do you mean?
01:09:23Emilia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:09:27I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:09:30And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:09:36I want to know that our love is real.
01:09:41Dad...
01:09:42What is this on?
01:09:44I want to cancel the contract between me and Emilia.
01:09:47Why, son?
01:09:49Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:09:53And not because of some legal obligation.
01:09:58But because she wants to.
01:10:05Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:14Emilia.
01:10:16Where will it be?
01:10:19Will you marry me?
01:10:23Will you marry me?
01:10:27Yes.
01:10:28I'll marry you.
01:10:44You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:10:47And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:10:50Look at me.
01:10:52I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:10:56All right, all right, you two.
01:10:58That's enough, all right?
01:10:59We spent this whole night together.
01:11:01Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:03And we'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:11:07Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:09I think I can get used to it.
01:11:11And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:11:14I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:11:18Especially Coldplay.
01:11:19We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:11:21It was worth a try.
01:11:46And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:11:50Michelangelo?
01:11:54Uh...
01:11:54Amelia...
01:11:57Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:03I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:12:07And not just about dogs.
01:12:10I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:12:24And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:12:35daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:12:42Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:12:47I love you so much.
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:06Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:15And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:13:21I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:13:22Te amo Michelangelo.
01:13:24I love you.
01:13:26With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband
01:13:32and wife.
01:13:33You may kiss your bride.
01:13:43Thanks.
01:13:45I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:13:48I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:13:51It's crazy, you know, given my sister.
01:13:54But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:13:57Me too.
01:14:00Look.
01:14:02Let's clap.
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