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00:21You
00:22See kittens that free below on all fours
00:27The name is Kitten mouth breather good boy kitten
00:32Why don't you give him a little kick?
00:34He'll either hiss or piss himself. Let's find out
00:37Come on man
00:43Don't make me call PETA
00:47We got to ruin all my fun. I just started
00:50Trust me screwing around with this loser is never as fun as you think it's gonna be. You know my
00:54neighbor no fun
01:02Whatever
01:02Hello
01:06When did my sweet damsel find a knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him kind of thought
01:12that was my gig
01:12Okay, well clearly you got some room for improvement
01:15I was giving you space because I thought River wanted to rekindle the friendship not gonna happen
01:19He's too busy swinging his bat around
01:20You know to give a fuck about the lowly son of his family's housekeeper
01:25And he is quite skilled at running the bases I hear which you won't catch me fantasizing about anymore. I'm
01:29over it
01:30Oh, so the song about River
01:32You're not still hoping he's gonna be your first kiss
01:35Or dare I say first everything
01:38Hadley you were my first kiss that was when I thought you were straight and it does not count
01:44You should stop trying to ruin romance with the technicality
01:59Stop let's let's take a beat. Let's take a beat. Okay, River
02:04Tempo is critical here. I need you to feel the flow of the music. Yeah, I don't need you to
02:11get all the way here
02:13But the way that you're playing now is not
02:17Sounding like a passing grade
02:20It's an art selective. I didn't even
02:22Know it was possible to fail. Well, that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica
02:28Be so for real. I'm not gonna be seen tongue-y harmonica. You're not helping your case here
02:34Okay, look mr. Ward if I fail this class. I'm gonna be bench for postseason
02:39The whole school's counting on me all the pressures of the mayor's perfect son. Okay, I get it
02:44All right, and and I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin, but River
02:51I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms
02:57Where you were warming that bench find a tutor
03:04Okay
03:08Oh
03:09Oh
03:39You summon me
03:40Hey, man, come in
03:42Bar is the perfect temperature for you to beat me in a cannonball contest
03:46We're not five anymore, River
03:49Cannonballs can't fix us
04:22I need to talk to you
04:28Look I know I'm I'm probably not your favorite person these days
04:37The thing is I I need you kit
04:43You need me?
04:47I need you to teach me how to play guitar
04:52Oh
04:54You make it look so easy
04:57And I
05:00May or may not be failing my music elective
05:03And if I don't get it together and pass this class then I'll be bench for postseason
05:09Tough break
05:13And my mom she's she's up for reelection soon too, so
05:20She's gonna want to show off her hometown hero you know that
05:22River you've been avoiding me for the past six years. Why would I help you now?
05:28Come on kit
05:30You know you miss spending time with me
05:36And if you ask real nicely, I'll even start sleeping over again
05:43Chill bro
05:45I know we're too old for that
05:48But you are seriously vulnerable at school
05:53And I could offer protection
05:55Like how you protected me today
06:01Find a new loser to tutor you
06:04One that's actually fun to screw around with
06:16And I didn't want to be some sort of simp so I said my piece and I left
06:20It's giving confidence which I love for you good mouth
06:23But I just can't believe that you turn him down you like him
06:26River and I together
06:29That's never gonna happen
06:34Kit
06:36As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart I cannot let you self-sabotage like this
06:40It's not self-sabotage it's self-defense
06:43Text him okay you want river to kiss you
06:46And and he doesn't want to because he's not into guys and he's not into me
06:49Deep breath
06:51Manifest with me manifest
06:53You can do it
06:56Text him and you want him to kiss you
06:59So you get close enough to lean in
07:11And I want you to know I'm done pretend pretending to let to let the hell river give a guy
07:23a warning
07:24You were the one who invited me here
07:27I assume you came around on my proposal and it's mutual benefits
07:32Don't get too cocky
07:35What's it gonna take
07:37Email my knees
07:47Would you please do me the honor of teaching me the song that you just played
07:55It's a little heavy on the F chord so it's tricky for the fingers
08:06So I'll take that as a yes
08:08Which means it's time for you to prove your worth Hendrix
08:11Show me
08:15Show me
08:16Go on
08:17Okay
08:19That one has to go down there and this is on the top one
08:23You need to press hard
08:24It kind of hurts
08:25I am
08:26No
08:26Okay
08:27I am
08:28Harder
08:30Yeah
08:30Don't move
08:32Okay
08:32Uh
08:33And I'll give it a downstroke
08:37Or
08:38Just strum the chord
08:40You trying to make me blush, Kit?
08:45Because I think it might be backfired
08:49Stop
08:49It's cute
08:50It's embarrassing
08:53It's genuine
09:02It's genuine
09:07Okay
09:08Okay
09:08Maybe you're right about that
09:10Okay
09:10I started with happy birthday as a kid but there are other
09:19What are you doing?
09:25What are you doing, Robert?
09:29Are you gonna kiss me?
09:35I'm not gay, Kit
09:37I guess we must have fooled time
09:40But you do, um
09:43Have an eyelash
09:49May I?
09:57Do you have anything you've been
09:59Running the wish for?
10:06No, we'll
10:22We should probably get back to it
10:24I've got a lot more stroking to do if I want to finish strong
10:31It's just too easy
10:32It's just too easy
10:32You know, you gotta start making me work for a kid
10:40Okay
10:44Well, it's humiliating, had we?
10:46I don't understand what about this story is humiliating
10:49There's a sweet eyelash moment
10:51There's a wink
10:52I mean, God
10:53Remember, he's actually the CEO of flirting
10:55But it isn't actually flirting because he isn't actually gay
10:57Gay or not, two winks in a week is not accidental
11:00Well, then he must have an eye twitch or something
11:02Because every time I see him at school, he has Carrie's hands all over him
11:06Okay, well
11:09Not a hard launch post in sight
11:11And if they were in a relationship, Carrie would not be subtle about it
11:20You're not wrong
11:22Obviously
11:24I mean, maybe he's bi
11:26Why would you rule out a whole gender when you can charm the pants off anyone?
11:29Yeah, right
11:31Well, I'll prove it, I'll kiss him
11:34Say what?
11:36How did I know that you were gay?
11:39You kissed me at that party freshman year?
11:41Mm-hmm
11:41And then I knew immediately
11:44And I think it's like a superpower of mine
11:46I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing
11:48But you know what they say
11:49Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the case
11:54You didn't like that one?
11:56So what makes you think River would just let you kiss her randomly?
11:59Uh
12:01Hello? Thank you
12:03And you know, even you let me stick my tongue down your throat
12:06And you were a strong six on the Kinsey scale
12:13Okay, fine
12:15Okay, fine
12:15Okay, fine, work your magic
12:18Fine
12:26Stupid laughter
12:29I feel like a number one
12:55But I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested in boys
13:01Or at least one boy
13:02Who?
13:04Who do you think?
13:06I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy because he kept asking me questions about you
13:13So now I should just
13:17Make a move
13:20Okay
13:22Get off that bench
13:23Get off that bench
13:23Dive in
13:23Water's warm
13:24Water's fine
13:25I know
13:25Thumbs up is good
13:27Yes, energy
13:27Bring it
13:28Manifest that
13:30Uh huh
13:30Uh huh
13:31Get out of here
13:31Now the dreams are scattered
13:35And there's no way back where we are
13:39We just gotta break the line
13:42We just gotta break the line
13:54Hey
13:55I was hoping I might see you today
13:58You were?
13:59Yeah, so I can beg you for a different song to practice
14:04I uh
14:07Playing happy birthday on repeat is making me grave cake and I can't exactly be wolfing down funfetti right before
14:13postseason
14:17Don't cream your shorts kittens
14:19You're not exactly river's type
14:25How do you know what my type is
14:29I know it's not this little
14:46What did you have a crush on you or something?
14:53Don't know, don't care
14:55All right class, let's open our textbooks to page 87
15:07Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord?
15:09Third fret first string
15:11All right
15:12And then so then that's the same for the A right?
15:14No
15:18Why are you being so emo today?
15:20Don't know, don't care
15:24Is this about the Darius thing earlier?
15:32My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school
15:37What more are you looking for?
15:39Nothing
15:41My end of the deal is to teach you guitar
15:43Doesn't mean you have to be excited about it
15:45Fair point
15:52That's the G
15:58We're not friends like we used to be
16:02And whose fault is that?
16:05Does it matter?
16:09That's the A, no pinky
16:17Look, I have a lot of good memories from those days
16:19But we grew apart
16:22We made new friends and got into different things
16:27I don't disagree
16:30Great, so then we're on the same page
16:36This deals strictly business
16:41Fine
16:43You protect me from your friends
16:44And I won't pretend to be one of them
16:48Okay
16:52Good work today
16:57Are you kicking me out?
16:59I taught you the chords
17:01Lesson's over
17:17I'm not in the second floor
17:19In the second floor fat line
17:20I'm just looking for my DMs
17:22Yes
17:23Hi, I know
17:24Oh, what are you working on kittens?
17:29Oh look
17:30He wrote a little song
17:32Oh, so long
17:33Jarius
17:33Do you want to have some fun with this?
17:36I can already tell this one just sucks
17:38Oh, half a heartbeat
17:41That sounds like trash
17:43Can you guys just lay off?
17:46Aw, River, don't tell me you have a soft spot for the little kitty cat
17:51Meow
17:52I have a conscience
17:54Oh yeah, you sure it's not a crush?
18:00Yeah, I mean, come on
18:02Am I not enough for you, River?
18:06You want to suck Kit's dick instead?
18:13God forbid, I want to keep you out of detention
18:16Hey, fire in the hole
18:19Seriously?
18:27That was so good
18:28This is for you, kittens
18:34All right, class
18:34That's enough
18:35Settle down
18:51Hey
18:51What are you
18:52No
18:52I'm gonna talk and you're gonna listen, okay?
19:00My eyes are up here, Kit
19:05Okay, I'm here to tell you that I'm terminating our ordeal
19:07Your what?
19:08The goons you call friends were bullying me
19:10And you didn't do a damn thing to stop it
19:13No, I did try
19:15Really?
19:16Because the way that I remember it
19:18Is that you weren't even man enough to look me in the eyes
19:21This whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero
19:23Because you set records swinging around a bat
19:25But that thing is useless without the balls to back it up
19:30Hey
19:37I thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends
19:44But I guess I was wrong
19:47I've never seen you so riled up before
19:51It's adorable
19:52Hey, no, wait
19:54Don't go
19:57I want you to know that I would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm
20:00Bullying is more than just physical
20:01Okay, yeah, yeah, I get that now
20:04I was selfish
20:08I didn't want to cross the scene
20:11And you got hurt because of it
20:14I promise it won't happen again, Kit
20:22I want you to feel safe with me like I feel safe with you
20:28That's how I want
20:32And I want you to know that I would really miss our guitar lessons
20:39Not just because I enjoy making you blush no more
20:41I don't want to hear anything
20:58It's over
20:59I don't want to see you
21:05I don't want to do it
21:06I don't want to meet you
21:06But I can't believe
21:07I don't want to do it
21:11You know
21:11I want to hear it
21:13Hey, we're having a post-game party Friday night. You should come.
21:15I'm not really sure that's...
21:17Look, Darius and Carrie are just going to have to accept that you're my...
21:20River! Time for dinner!
21:24Come to the party Friday.
21:26And I want to make sure you have a good time.
21:30See you, kid.
21:37Kid, we're going inside.
21:39What is the worst that could happen?
21:41I'm so glad you asked. I've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it.
21:45Okay, let's hear it.
21:46It starts off innocently.
21:47We get to the party, find the alcohol, grab a jello shot.
21:51Five jello shots.
21:53Five jello shots.
21:55River approaches us, asks me to be his partner in beer pong.
21:57I graciously allow you to ditch me.
21:59But you can't.
22:00Because I suck at beer pong, I won't make a single cup,
22:03and I'll spend the rest of the party trolling under the table
22:06while Darius and Carrie may all be.
22:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:09Okay, so hard no on the beer pong,
22:11but there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party.
22:14Plus, they won the game,
22:15so everyone's going to be in good spirits.
22:17And I see the jello shots.
22:18Let's go do shots.
22:25What are you doing here?
22:28This house has a no-pet policy,
22:31so if you don't want to get punished,
22:34you better get on your knees and crawl.
22:39Kit!
22:40You made it!
22:42What?
22:43You invited the freak?
22:45Of course!
22:46Without him,
22:47I'd fail my music elective
22:49and be benched for our postseason games.
22:54You don't want that, do you?
22:57No.
22:59Right.
23:00So say thank you, Kit.
23:05Thank you, Kit.
23:08That was nice.
23:11And now that you're here,
23:12you have enough people for sucking blow.
23:15Second what?
23:16Let's go.
23:17Wait, no.
23:19I want to suck a river.
23:21Don't be ridiculous.
23:23All right, the rules are simple.
23:25You just have to hold the card to your lip.
23:28And then you pass it around mouth to mouth,
23:31around the circle.
23:33And if it drops...
23:34Then you have to kiss.
23:37You know the rules, River.
23:38Come on, let's play.
23:40All right, then you start.
23:45Fine.
23:47Fine.
23:49Fine.
23:55逃避
23:58uh
24:06Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
24:10Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
24:10Uhp!
24:17Yeah!
24:24Hey, hey, don't drop it this time.
24:27Uh-huh.
24:49Um, this is why we're supposed to alternate genders in the circle.
24:54Don't worry, no, I'll volunteer stripping to kiss River, obviously.
24:59No one's desperate enough to kiss kittens.
25:17I have tried to let you go.
25:24And I tried against the tide for me.
25:35Classic River, such a rule follower.
25:38Even when it totally ruins the vibe.
25:45So, who wants to play beer pong?
25:48I mean, River and I are totally, like, reigning champions or whatever.
25:51It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together, isn't that right, River?
25:57Yeah, yeah, we can definitely take on some new challengers.
26:00Don't feel like you need to hang around Kit.
26:03River's gonna be pretty tied up the rest of the night.
26:22I know, I know, I know, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, but...
26:25It's yet.
26:27I was hoping to show you.
26:29Ready?
26:33Ready?
26:41Ready?
26:47Thank you!
26:48Thank you!
26:48I'll be here all week, L.A.
26:55What are you, are you shocked that I pulled it off?
27:00It's cause of you!
27:03What's wrong?
27:05Aren't we going to talk about the other night?
27:17The kiss?
27:21What's there to talk about?
27:23We're playing a game.
27:24It's no big deal.
27:26You could have kissed Carrie instead.
27:28Yeah.
27:31Yeah, but like she said,
27:33I'm a rule follower.
27:38That sounds like an excuse.
27:41Carrie was putting you on blast,
27:43so I kissed you to shut her up.
27:47I was protecting you.
27:50Right?
27:52Because that's the deal, right?
27:58If I'm being completely honest, River,
28:00you're flirting with me over the past few weeks
28:02hasn't exactly been settled.
28:05I wasn't flirting.
28:08I was being friendly.
28:09I don't know what we are right now,
28:11but I'm damn sure we're not friends.
28:25I don't know how to...
28:31I'm with you.
28:33You know that, right?
28:59It was just a game, kid.
29:03It's all it ever was.
29:08I guess it's easy to seem perfect
29:10when you're living a lie.
29:38Kit, I...
29:39I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:42Kit, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:47I don't want to lie to myself.
29:56I don't want to be perfect.
29:57I just...
29:59You mean more to me than anyone ever has before.
30:20River, I'm glad you texted.
30:21I know I said some things that...
30:31What the hell are you doing?
30:32What?
30:34River's the only one gets to slum it with the freaks?
30:39Kiss me.
30:40Come on, Kit.
30:41Just a little one.
30:42Hey, get the hell away from him!
30:43Hey, man.
30:47Please don't.
30:49He deserves this.
30:51It's not worth it.
31:05This is all my fault.
31:07I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted.
31:10No, I'm serious.
31:13I treated you like crap.
31:15Obviously.
31:21I'm sorry, Kit.
31:23I know we've ibuprofen in here somewhere.
31:32Kit.
31:36Can we be friends again?
31:40Well, that depends on the answer to one question.
31:45Ask me anything.
31:52Promise to be honest.
31:55Even if the answer is no, it'll help me move on with my life.
32:01Do you have feelings for me, River?
32:09You were right earlier about lying to myself.
32:18I've been feeling something more for you.
32:25And I guess I'm still a little confused by it.
32:30Maybe even scared.
32:31Okay.
32:34It doesn't feel okay.
32:43I'm sorry.
32:43I'm not good at this, am I?
32:47Perfection's overrated anyway.
32:55Well, I do know it's a pretty incredible teacher.
33:01Oh, yeah?
33:04And if, uh, uh, perfection's impossible, I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:41I've definitely been missing out.
33:43I've definitely been missing out.
33:52Are you sure?
33:54Are you sure?
33:55This is what you want.
33:58More than anything?
34:24I understand why I'm nervous.
34:27Who are you?
34:31I've never done this before either.
34:38Can you show me what you like?
34:40Can you show me what you like?
34:51What's this?
34:57That's good.
35:00And that?
35:02Even better.
35:04What do you like?
35:08I guess we got the whole night to figure that out.
35:20How old is it?
35:37Oh, okay.
35:57Is this real life?
36:01I guess there's only one way to find out.
36:04Hey, it felt like a dream.
36:18I have a confession to make.
36:25I think you deserve to know.
36:33These feelings aren't new for me.
36:37I've had them since we were kids.
36:40I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there.
36:44But I guess I forgot to stop pretending.
36:48I don't think.
36:57You didn't want your parents to know?
37:03Their expectations have shaped my life.
37:09I don't know.
37:10I didn't want to disappoint them.
37:14And I thought, I don't know, if I became a jock and I hooked up with enough girls that I
37:22would be able to squash my feelings for you.
37:31And yet, here I am with you.
37:45You know, I gotta say, I'm impressed with your hookup record considering your lack of sexual attraction.
37:51Because I kissed Hallie once and that was one too many girls for me.
37:55Well, it's not like that for me, Kit.
37:59I didn't lie to you.
38:00I'm not gay.
38:00You've got to be kidding me.
38:02Okay, you just...
38:03Let me finish.
38:04I'm not gay.
38:05I'm...
38:05I'm bi.
38:08It's still very into you.
38:18Once Hadley finds out about what happened tonight, I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her I
38:24told you so, Dan's.
38:26Is that so?
38:27Mm-hmm.
38:29She guessed you were bi.
38:35She guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him and I didn't believe her.
38:38Yeah, I did not see that.
38:41I mean, I guess our friendship was never that deep, though, so...
38:50So what's going on with Carrie?
38:56Her dad is my mom's chief of staff.
39:02They've been best friends since college, so...
39:07Oh, and our families are close.
39:09And I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together.
39:14Yeah.
39:15Okay, that sucks.
39:21Yeah.
39:21Like, even as kids, it felt ridiculous.
39:24You know?
39:28Especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else.
39:35Yeah, you.
39:43You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:58you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:58you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:58you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:58you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:59you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:59you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
39:59you know, you know, you know, you know
40:11Miss me?
40:14Damn it, Carrie.
40:15What is it with people creeping in the shadows tonight?
40:18There's such a thing as a terrible surprise, you know.
40:21Oh, I do know.
40:23In fact, as far as terrible surprises go,
40:27I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak
40:32is number one on that list.
40:35We're not soulmates, Carrie.
40:38I wonder what your mom would think
40:40if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help, son.
40:47In an election year, no less.
40:50Framed the right way, well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire.
40:57Blackmail?
40:58Seriously.
41:01I'm so done with your petty drama.
41:04Do what you want, Carrie.
41:06I'm strong enough to handle it.
41:09Maybe.
41:11But is sweet kitten strong enough to handle it?
41:16Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny
41:19of a public relationship with you?
41:23He...
41:23He...
41:24He can take it.
41:25Hmm.
41:26I think it's so sweet, you protecting your pet like that.
41:32But if you don't fall in line,
41:36I not only have the power to publicly out you,
41:40but I will destroy that little twink's life.
41:53Think about it.
41:54Let me know.
41:58Bye, River.
42:08Oh, Kit and River, they're sitting in a tree.
42:13F-U-C-Kiddy.
42:15Oh.
42:17Should I...
42:17Should I do, like, another remix for him?
42:19I have at least two in the tank, ready to go, locked and loaded.
42:22I love you, but you need to go.
42:24Okay, yeah.
42:25I'll give you ten feet, but protect your voice,
42:27because I want to hear every cell phone.
42:31I'm so sorry.
42:32For what, silly?
42:34Don't be.
42:38Okay.
42:39Oh, my God, kittens, did you hear the good news?
42:44I finally convinced River to take me off the market.
42:47Officially.
42:50Isn't that great?
42:51You gutless goblin.
42:53He has given you more chances than your sorry ass deserves,
42:56and yet here you go again, breaking promises.
43:00Last night?
43:02Did they fuck?
43:03That changes things more than you know.
43:05Is River gay?
43:06I don't know what you mean.
43:08Yeah, he doesn't, because River was with me last night.
43:12So I don't know what sort of gossip your gay little sidekick is spewing,
43:17but he needs to get a life
43:18and stop making my boyfriend
43:20the subject of his homoerotic fantasies.
43:23Okay?
43:24Okay, okay?
43:25Yeah.
43:26It's okay.
43:27I got this.
43:31But this is the last time I do anything for you.
43:39Okay.
43:40Nothing happened.
43:43Kit, what are you doing?
43:45Don't worry.
43:46Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever,
43:49and I don't give a shit about what any of you think about me.
43:56But you should never talk to me again.
43:59Ever.
44:03Come on, deadlines for you.
44:06Bye.
44:10Bye.
44:30I find that I'm always having to make amends for shortcomings.
44:42Trying to make my way, knocking on every door, in this maze, the town comes, it's all out of reach,
44:58soldier on, when it's harder to learn than to teach.
45:08Hi, boyfriend. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.
45:15I was thinking we should get some pictures, like as a couple.
45:20I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach, but I was thinking it would be really cute
45:25if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field.
45:29I just...
45:32Babe, are you even listening to me?
45:41Get the hell out of my room.
45:44What?
45:47No, we had a deal.
45:49Deal's expired.
45:51I'm done playing your manipulation game.
45:53What?
45:54Don't forget about the...
45:56The blackmail.
45:59All right.
46:01Well, it was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit.
46:07But as it turns out, he never needed my protection, because he's braver than I'll ever be.
46:12And after today, there's nothing you could do that would be more humiliating or devastating than what he did to
46:19himself.
46:20And yeah, my mom may let your dad run her life behind the scenes, but...
46:27I'm not going to let you run mine.
46:30So do your worst, Carrie.
46:34And done being your puppet.
46:39Hey.
46:42But I'm going to make you regret this.
46:44You ungrateful dick.
47:03Flandering pig sit at the back of the classroom, please.
47:07I need your help.
47:14I think I'm in love with him, Halle.
47:20Okay, then.
47:22The swine may speak.
47:26Okay, here's my plan.
47:30So, uh, yeah, I don't know if you heard the news about River and Carrie, they, uh, broke up.
47:35Doesn't change what he did.
47:37What?
47:38Oh.
47:39Hey.
47:41Halle, I-I-I-I-I-could I need to talk to Kit?
47:45Hell no.
47:47It's okay.
47:49I'll hear him out.
47:57Well, I know I've been a dick lately, and at the house, I was just confused in Ten Beers
48:04Deep.
48:07But I'm trying to figure things out.
48:12Good for you.
48:14So, uh, are you in River?
48:19No.
48:20No, we're not.
48:22Why is he?
48:27Hello, hello, everybody, if I could please get your attention, we could stand up, thank
48:32you.
48:33River Young is going to serenade a very special someone.
48:38What the hell is going on?
48:43Alright, this song is called First Aid Kit.
48:58I left you standing in the hallway and chose the easier, lonely way.
49:08Thought I'd forget the way you look at me.
49:13But every chord I played made me see.
49:17I kept your name inside a folder, every lesson made me bolder.
49:21Thought I'd say it sooner, but I'm saying it today.
49:25I've been bleeding out in silence, running from the only one that feels right.
49:36I want you to know I'm done pretending to let go.
49:43You were the ground beneath my feet all along.
49:49I'll hold on to every window, every wish, every wrong.
49:54You were the cure for what was breaking me.
49:59And I won't let go.
50:04And I won't let go.
50:16River, that sounds like a passing grade.
50:20Mr. Ward.
50:22Really?
50:22No.
50:23Add in the performance and the original song.
50:25Yeah, you've got yourself an A.
50:29Well done, River.
50:32Oh, my God, River, that was amazing!
50:34What the hell are you doing?
50:36Well, I accept your apology, I guess.
50:38It was so good.
50:42Oh, you think I was singing about you?
50:44Well, duh.
50:46He was singing to Kit.
50:48You moron.
50:52What?!
50:57Are you seriously that selfish?
50:59You're going to ruin your mom's career for some... loser?
51:04Everyone's going to see this, River.
51:06It's going to go viral.
51:07As it should.
51:09I already told my mom about my relationship with Kit.
51:14She couldn't be more supportive.
51:18And I'm loving that I get to break up with you again.
51:21And this time, for everyone to see.
51:27Sorry.
51:37Are you sure about this?
51:42Being with you does feel like a dream.
51:48But it's one that's finally coming to you.
51:49Well, you've been running too long.
51:54Would you have been watching be with me now?
51:56The truth of life is in a crazy dream.
52:03You've been wrestling with us, and you're so proud of.
52:10I'm so proud of you.
52:12I'm so proud of you.
52:13I'm so proud of you.
52:14I'm so proud of you.
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