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00:00:12we just left the first elimination and it's just really got real like who's next it could be any
00:00:19of us i mean not me but it could be any of them i left a poop in one of
00:00:24your stations but whom's
00:00:27i have a feeling it might be me that bitch honestly would shit in somebody's station
00:00:32maybe in my 40-inch wig oh now miss robin i think it's time you spill the beans about you
00:00:39and miss
00:00:40amethyst so robin mentioned it in on talk that we used to date there was a time that me and
00:00:47amethyst
00:00:48dated for a short time for a short time scissors sisters but who broke up with who i feel like
00:00:55it
00:00:55was mutual we both had our own they always say that no robin said you wouldn't text her back
00:01:01wait no i said she's a bad texter and i am busy bitch okay i will admit it was my
00:01:09decision to not
00:01:10pursue things further ultimately i think we were looking for different things that's fine
00:01:15as of right now that chapter is closed and will not be opening up anytime soon for me
00:01:23i live for the couple therapy right now too bad we didn't have this before maybe it would work
00:01:29lucy i'm also so happy that you're still here with this i know you were so nervous i was really
00:01:33worried it was hard to hear them say like you were underwhelming you weren't as good as everybody
00:01:38else i can't wait to just like go forward and i don't want to prove them wrong because that sounds
00:01:43kind of bitter but like i kind of want to prove them wrong i do agree with the judges that
00:01:48anitra
00:01:48should have won the talent show where i disagree with the judges is that i was in the bottom
00:01:54oh rest in peace to my hairline i am angry and i'm embarrassed before it was lucy coming in
00:02:01confident and now it's lucy pissed off and when i get pissed i work even harder these other girls
00:02:06better watch out
00:02:17the winner of rupaul's drag race receives a one-year supply of anastasia beverly hills cosmetics
00:02:23and a gag-worthy grand prize of two hundred thousand dollars served by cash app with extra special guest
00:02:29judge maryn morris it is a new day in the workroom and i am so excited that i survived the
00:02:48first
00:02:48elimination i am not the first out so fuck you irene hello hello hello hello
00:03:00my queen did you know that in the united states three quarters of adults believe in heaven
00:03:09no but what heaven actually looks like is still anybody's guess so for this week's maxi challenge
00:03:15i want you to sell us your vision of the afterlife or should i say the queer after
00:03:24now working in three teams you'll be responsible for coming up with every devilish detail and selling
00:03:32it in a divinely inspired infomercial this challenge is totally up my alley i know a thing or two about
00:03:40how to make a viral video anitra you won last week's maxi challenge so you get to choose team number
00:03:46one
00:03:47uh yes amethyst you survived last week's lip sync so you get to choose team number two
00:03:57and whoever's not pick will form team three
00:04:02anitra who do you choose first luxemillion i was like who's luxemillion
00:04:08anitra who do you choose second sasha
00:04:12s titties yes
00:04:15who do you choose for your last choice marcia marcia marcia
00:04:20honored to be a duckling baby all right maybe you can loan her some false eyelashes
00:04:27okay amethyst who you gonna choose first i think i'm gonna start off with my good old gal pal uh
00:04:32lulu
00:04:33deluco oh god lucy laduca thank you right amethyst who's next aura yes of course bitch and who's your next
00:04:41choice spice
00:04:43yes all right amethyst you have one more pick make it count
00:04:48um copy yes sorry losers those words may haunt you
00:04:58oh they will oh they will oh they will
00:05:01game on
00:05:03that means you are team three racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:05:13taxi challenge
00:05:15we're the leftovers
00:05:16bitch i am not a leftover
00:05:18i'm no leftover baby
00:05:19thank you for picking up
00:05:22when i picked y'all i was thinking like who are we gonna have like fun with
00:05:25because like if we have fun they're gonna have fun
00:05:26yeah i think because we have sasha colby
00:05:29i think you need to be god
00:05:31you say they say that god is a woman
00:05:33and she is but she's also a drag queen
00:05:35okay
00:05:37god is a charm
00:05:38it's a double-edged sword when people are expecting a lot from you
00:05:41but i love a good challenge
00:05:43and i know that this brain you haven't seen all the crazy shit
00:05:46okay
00:05:48what do you think a queer person specifically a drag queen's idea of heaven is
00:05:53like what are the first things that pop into your mind
00:05:55yeah i think get your wings and a bbl
00:05:57that's cute
00:05:59i was thinking like of gay icons
00:06:02i could do a killer dolly parton
00:06:04and it would be funny if dolly parton was god
00:06:06oh everyone loves dolly parton
00:06:08what about facials too
00:06:09and then
00:06:10that's hilarious i love that
00:06:13i'm living for you right now your ideas are amazing
00:06:16i don't know
00:06:18poppy's just throwing out as much as she can
00:06:20lucy's also coming up with some
00:06:22really brilliant stuff
00:06:24and i'm definitely intimidated
00:06:26what about like you can get you can get anal witching
00:06:28on your halo
00:06:30i'm under the magnifying glass and
00:06:32i don't want to mess this one up
00:06:35it needs to be queer heaven
00:06:36so thank
00:06:37gay icons
00:06:38thank gay lingo
00:06:40imagine if it was a place for all like the hungover bitches
00:06:43y'all know the housewives like season one of alana
00:06:45but that's what i would say it really really needs to stick with queer
00:06:48i think your mind is going too crazy
00:06:49if you have like a beyonce look if you have like a ruffle coat where you could be like diana
00:06:52ross and like
00:06:53we look so fucked it's like beyonce but
00:06:55no bitch we look sickening
00:06:57no no that's like the comedy it's like that's beyonce and she like it kind of looks like her
00:07:00and there's like a name and it's like it's like the cracked out beyonce like
00:07:03i'm just gonna do this for my own sanity
00:07:05i'm gonna move you down to the end
00:07:07if you keep shoving your two cents in i think i'm gonna go insane
00:07:11okay i just kind of have to put my foot down
00:07:13and so i can finally get my two cents in
00:07:16we need to get through everything write it all down to figure out the beginning the middle the end
00:07:21what we are doing per point and then finalize it on this
00:07:25jack decides to step in as the leader so i let her take over
00:07:29it is what it is because i can already see where this is going
00:07:32i think it'd be so funny if in the script i know i'm disregard me while you do this
00:07:36yeah let's just like yeah like if you keep talking or it's getting
00:07:40okay okay okay um
00:07:42okay so
00:07:43being separated from spice right now i honestly need my emotional support brad style
00:07:48because spice would never make me feel overlooked like these girls just did
00:07:52i was not expecting to feel like an outsider already but it's week two and i'm like kicked to the
00:07:57curb
00:07:57like we we didn't try to look at your sister's face
00:08:00she does not look happy with what they're doing
00:08:02oh my gosh sugar is nothing
00:08:04she's sucking lemons over there
00:08:05so even though me and sugar aren't on the same team
00:08:07we're on the same team if you know what i mean
00:08:10i'm like me okay i'm fine but her we gotta worry about her
00:08:15so you are team left over yeah
00:08:18bitch it is go time whatever we're going through in that work room we better all put on our game
00:08:23face
00:08:23smile even though you can't stand some of these bitches and let's do the damn thing
00:08:27okay so let's set up the first scene what does the scene look like
00:08:30um malaysia leading through with what the drag hackatory is
00:08:34so you want the boys in there with you
00:08:36uh yeah we wanted them like at the bar
00:08:39where's the bar
00:08:40it would be behind us and so as they're walking in you start handing them to us
00:08:44we'll cheers with them
00:08:45you actually take it though
00:08:46we like be pretending to like talk and then we see her and like
00:08:48yeah like
00:08:49okay this is not gonna be great
00:08:52join our queens and have a bottomless cocktail
00:08:55time to get tipsy girl too now
00:09:01cheers
00:09:02oh wait maybe i'm white girl wasted
00:09:05let's keep doing shop
00:09:07now that we're on set and i'm realizing
00:09:09wait these girls were being judgy to me and completely shout out to me
00:09:13they actually have nothing prepared like
00:09:14where are the lines
00:09:15keep doing shop keep doing that
00:09:20you know it's just the three minute commercial right
00:09:22yeah i was gonna say that felt like a full length feature
00:09:25honestly this concept is not coming across at all
00:09:29we are in deep water right now
00:09:33hello
00:09:33hi team anitra
00:09:35who wants to tell me what your vision is
00:09:37we're gonna take you through some of the amenities this glamorous afterlife has to offer
00:09:43i don't want to give away too much
00:09:44okay so let's go
00:09:47we got three two one action
00:09:49where am i
00:09:51oh honey
00:09:52you're all right sorry
00:09:54where am i
00:09:56i totally blanked
00:09:57where am i
00:09:57um you're dead
00:09:58oh that's right
00:09:58okay
00:09:59okay
00:09:59so y'all think that you will be like oh if i had this challenge i'd be like so good
00:10:04and then you're there and it's like all the nerves just kicked in
00:10:08and action
00:10:09where am i
00:10:10oh honey
00:10:12you're dead
00:10:13god do it again i know you can do it better than that
00:10:15she's telling me i know you can do this better i know you can deliver it better so do it
00:10:20i'm such a perfectionist so when i get a note i just want to die and i feel like everybody
00:10:26can tell that i may be not god
00:10:32hi
00:10:32hi team amethyst
00:10:34came up with that name
00:10:35i'm really excited to be directed by michelle since i wrote a lot of the jokes i want to see
00:10:40if she enjoys my humor
00:10:41because while we can be sitting there and being like oh my god this is so funny ultimately we're trying
00:10:45to make the judges laugh
00:10:46let's go in three two one action
00:10:48leave your pills poppers and lackluster hookups out the door
00:10:52we offer an all-day drag brunch
00:10:53you can have a mimosa
00:10:54in a mimosa
00:10:56haha
00:10:56cut
00:10:57so the comedy is you're you're in a mimosa
00:11:00yeah
00:11:01yeah
00:11:02okay
00:11:04oh
00:11:10hi y'all
00:11:11girl are you gay
00:11:14do you slay
00:11:15do you slay
00:11:16cut cut cut cut cut
00:11:18you need to pop out and go back
00:11:20okay yeah i'm sorry
00:11:22are you gay
00:11:22boom you slay
00:11:23boom
00:11:24this needs to be quicker
00:11:25should i make a gagging noise before he leaves
00:11:27that would be helpful
00:11:28okay
00:11:28if we don't get this amethyst thing right we're gonna have to cut my joke and i'm really not cool
00:11:33with that
00:11:34here we go
00:11:34action
00:11:35hi girl are you gay
00:11:38do you slay
00:11:41and are you gagging
00:11:46you
00:11:48i don't hear michelle laughing a lot
00:11:49you know last week when i didn't hear a lot of laughing
00:11:53uh
00:11:54didn't really end well for me
00:11:56let's try it again
00:11:57get the timing in there
00:12:05tonight someone is going to heaven
00:12:07and somebody's going to hell
00:12:09baby it's a new day in the workroom and whoo the judges are gonna watch our infomercial i'm excited because
00:12:14i'm very confident with my group
00:12:18so sugar how do you feel like your group went yesterday i don't know like they were just being so
00:12:22like serious and like it's to the blog
00:12:24i was like i wanted to shake them like they were like going and stuff i'm like it's fun it's
00:12:29drag
00:12:30because you know us we just throw things at the wall i'm like oh we'll do this i'm used to
00:12:33working with you
00:12:34i think that's a humor
00:12:34we have the same energy and humor so like you're my favorite person to work with
00:12:39i'm used to being a duo you only shine as bright as the people next to you and i was
00:12:43really trying to set them up for good jokes but it seems like they weren't picking up any of the
00:12:47things i was throwing at them
00:12:48like michelle was like really liking ideas and stuff and i like fell bad about it because they didn't like
00:12:52my ideas
00:12:53right in the workroom right i'm just not gonna like
00:12:57standing up for myself i don't know i don't like it
00:12:59stand up for yourself jessa think about how you would stand up for me stand up for yourself
00:13:07Jax how do you feel about your group?
00:13:08it was a lot of big personalities and it was a lot of spitballing ideas and no one really like
00:13:16formalizing to like write it down
00:13:18and so i essentially had to write the entire outline and the script myself
00:13:23do you personally feel like you did a good job?
00:13:25i feel like i did a good job
00:13:26but my role was physical rather than vocal
00:13:31i couldn't really tell you Jax's character
00:13:34i think she was more focused on yelling at everyone than focusing on how she was gonna make her character
00:13:41interesting
00:13:45so since this challenge was kind of around religion is anyone like super religious?
00:13:50i identify as like christian and baptist like growing up in a choir
00:13:55and then eventually i was like i do might be attracted to like other guys
00:14:01but that's something like i battled for a real long time
00:14:05i used to like pray all the time like oh god like i don't want to be gay
00:14:09i knew that it was always said in the church to be gay was a sin
00:14:13so it was something that i was like why would god make me feel like this when it's not right
00:14:19it was like something i battled with for a very very very like long time
00:14:29the whole time i was really putting a lot of pressure on myself
00:14:33because i just felt like i was going to be looked at as a hypocrite
00:14:36me growing up in church i was so scared that like i would be like denied or shunned away
00:14:43like because like we see you in church every week like how dare you
00:14:46how dare you you know be a part of that lifestyle you know
00:14:53my family accepted me with open arms and didn't look at me like differently
00:14:57and i'm like really really like blessed
00:15:00my mom she encourages me she makes me feel so good about any and everything
00:15:04and that's the only validation that i've ever cared for
00:15:08it just make me want to make her proud like and do things for her like
00:15:15i really identify with you because like i had a very very similar experience
00:15:19but like my parents weren't as accepting as yours
00:15:23my parents had like a lot of homophobia especially with religion
00:15:26and my mom pretty much told me like if you're gay you're going to hell
00:15:29and all gay people get aids and they die and like so you might as well like just hide who
00:15:32you are
00:15:33one day when i came home from one of my gigs my mom had found my drag and like had
00:15:37it scattered on the table
00:15:37and she was like i'm not gonna have any of this gay shit i'm not gonna have any of this
00:15:40it's against what god wants and you're gonna go burn in hell
00:15:43so that's when i was like girl i gotta go
00:15:46as a teenager as someone who's a gay person you're already getting it from all ends when you're not around
00:15:51your family
00:15:51and like for me for for your family to be your first bully is like a lot to handle
00:15:59yeah so when i was 17 i cut off all contact with my family and i like was pretty much
00:16:08homeless for a minute
00:16:09and like i had to really like figure out life for myself
00:16:11i was 17 years old on my own and thank god i had found drag and i went from one
00:16:17gig which led to the next
00:16:18which led to the next and that's how i supported myself
00:16:20the greatest part about this whole experience is that you know we get to gain a whole new family like
00:16:26even
00:16:26if we don't feel loved and accepted on the outside like we create our own space our own world our
00:16:32own community
00:16:32and we get to become like those people like that have each other back regardless
00:16:37meeting my drag family allowed me to have people around me who i genuinely felt like i mattered to
00:16:43and who saw me for who i was and did not judge me it sounds so cheesy or so crazy
00:16:47but like drag is my entire life
00:16:49with that being said child all that praying and all this crying thank god it's a gay heaven
00:16:54okay okay can i get an amen everybody amen
00:16:58oh
00:17:22welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race michelle
00:17:27love aside so do you believe in love after life
00:17:30ru snap out of it
00:17:31i will take that as a yes
00:17:34it's the queen of all social media t.s madison
00:17:38hey ru
00:17:39betty what is your idea of heaven
00:17:41well i'm a dog and uh i know i'm going to heaven
00:17:45it's full of bones
00:17:47woof
00:17:47okay
00:17:48and the fantastic maryn morris welcome to my church
00:17:53can i get a hallelujah
00:17:54hallelujah
00:17:56this week we challenged our queens in their very own heavenly infomercials and tonight on the runway
00:18:02category is metallica racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:18:10the world is your right way
00:18:14up first anitra
00:18:17i'm serving you on a hot silver plate charlie sarin mixed with lady gaga fresh landed from chromatica
00:18:23did somebody order a lesbian baked potato
00:18:26ha ha ha ha
00:18:28sasha colby
00:18:29i am giving you silver phoenix miss universe going out like a bird of prey
00:18:34sexy mother clucker
00:18:38selena s titty
00:18:39you know what she speaks
00:18:41what sign language
00:18:44i'm a girl from the street so obviously my metal was gonna be street signs i am walking down this
00:18:48runway like the only street lamp on the block
00:18:52luxe
00:18:52noir
00:18:53london
00:18:54i wanted to give metal that looked like it was just moving and flowing
00:18:57i really do look like the nose of the luck
00:19:00she's ready to mount olympus
00:19:02her olympus is on fire
00:19:04her olympus
00:19:06marcia marcia marcia
00:19:08well it looks like she listened to the makeup comment but she only got it on her nose
00:19:12uh huh
00:19:13my look is an ode to one of my favorite characters from one of my favorite movies the tin man
00:19:17from the wizard of oz baby we're skipping down that yellow brick road
00:19:21amethyst
00:19:21amethyst
00:19:22i am looking like this beautiful golden goddess i feel like someone dipped me in gold and i'm a walking
00:19:28emmy
00:19:29la-mazing
00:19:30note to self never perm your own hair
00:19:33ha ha ha ha
00:19:35princess poppy
00:19:36her pussy is on sapphire
00:19:38ha ha ha ha
00:19:40ha ha ha
00:19:40this look it's a little bit of slutty r2d2
00:19:42she is a futuristic space bitch
00:19:46spice
00:19:47I hit the runway, giving you full Judy Jetson hooker fantasy.
00:19:52I'm hoping that my dog doesn't run away.
00:19:54Gonna need some doggy bags.
00:19:57Aura.
00:19:58I can see her in my titties, baby.
00:20:00My concept is a moon goddess, very like Power Rangers, very Therian Mugler.
00:20:06I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.
00:20:09Lucy LaDuca.
00:20:11The inspiration behind my look is an intergalactic warrior who still has time to go to the hair salon.
00:20:17She's your best Judy Jetson.
00:20:21Jax.
00:20:22I am paying homage to my namesake, Jax from Mortal Kombat.
00:20:26I am coming out with my cyborg arms, making sure that these judges know that I'm here to really play.
00:20:31Full metal Jax.
00:20:34Robin Fierce.
00:20:35It's like I am the melanated warrior goddess.
00:20:38You look at me and you're like, oh, I don't want to mess with her, but bitch, she looks good.
00:20:42You know where she works?
00:20:43Where?
00:20:44The javelin center.
00:20:47Mistress Isabel Brooks.
00:20:49I love to mix street wear with high fashion.
00:20:52I'm a big bitch, but I'm going to give you even bigger drag.
00:20:54Are y'all on LinkedIn?
00:20:56Dick Cheney's daughter?
00:20:58She's one of the Cheneys.
00:20:59Mistress Cheney.
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:01Ladies and gentlemen, sugar.
00:21:02This is my intergalactic pop star, Bratz doll on the moon fantasy.
00:21:07I am giving you funkadelic fashion.
00:21:09These are the new employee uniforms for Sonic.
00:21:11Oh my God, that makes me hungry.
00:21:13Do you serve hot dogs?
00:21:15Malaysia, a baby doll box.
00:21:18I'm giving metal goddess.
00:21:20The chains are draping from the hips.
00:21:23I am giving waist.
00:21:24I am giving face.
00:21:26Girl, you're going to set the metal detector off.
00:21:32Welcome, queens.
00:21:33It's time for your heavenly commercials.
00:21:36First up, team Anitra.
00:21:38They say God is a woman.
00:21:40And I am.
00:21:42And I'm also a drag queen.
00:21:43And your personal guide to life's ultimate after party.
00:21:52Where am I?
00:21:53You're dead.
00:21:54One minute I was jumping off a box.
00:21:56I died a local girl?
00:21:58Here, every drag queen is a superstar.
00:22:01Let me show you our amenities.
00:22:04Here in paradise, each and every one of our little drag superstars get a complimentary consultation
00:22:09with a licensed drag queen therapist.
00:22:13Okay, sweetheart, you are perfect.
00:22:14You are beautiful.
00:22:16You look like Linda Evangelista.
00:22:17And in my professional opinion, you are wearing just enough makeup.
00:22:20Yes.
00:22:22Wow.
00:22:22That's so nice of you to do all that.
00:22:24But where's the party?
00:22:25I want to turn up.
00:22:26I got just the place.
00:22:29After a lifetime of busting this back, I'm finally doing something that I love.
00:22:34Absolutely nothing.
00:22:36Just watch.
00:22:43You mean to tell me that they're tipping her all that cointana for doing nothing?
00:22:46What is this place?
00:22:48Uh, look over there.
00:22:51We offer complimentary plastic surgery to keep you in your bag.
00:22:56I want some of that.
00:22:57I want some of that.
00:22:58Oh, don't worry, honey.
00:22:59You'll get some of that.
00:23:02So aren't you living for this afterlife?
00:23:05Hello.
00:23:06I'm Selena.
00:23:07I looked into the light and found myself here at...
00:23:12Where am I again?
00:23:14Palm Springs!
00:23:17The afterlife is in Palm Springs.
00:23:19Where drag queens go to die.
00:23:22Cheers.
00:23:26Next up, Teen Amethyst.
00:23:28Hey, girl.
00:23:30Are you gay?
00:23:32Do you slay?
00:23:35And are you gagging?
00:23:42Well, do we have the place for you.
00:23:44Follow us over the rainbow.
00:23:46It's heaven for fa-queer people.
00:23:50Located between clouds 6 and 9, all you need to do is follow the dirt road up to the juice
00:23:55spot.
00:23:55I mean, God spot.
00:23:59It's a luxury resort that includes cheek filler and cheek filler, anal bleaching on your halo, and of course, facials.
00:24:18And facials.
00:24:21Leave your pills, poppers, and bad hookups at the door.
00:24:24Because here, we have all the fun you'll ever need.
00:24:27We offer an all-day drag brunch.
00:24:29You can have a mimosa in a mimosa.
00:24:31And best part of all, an exclusive meet and greet with God.
00:24:36Oh, howdy, y'all.
00:24:37It's me, Dolly Partey.
00:24:39Now, if you'd like to join us over the rainbow, just call 1-800-925.
00:24:49And now, Teen Leftovers.
00:24:53I think she tried to death drop, but she just dropped dead.
00:24:57Oh, my God.
00:24:57Are you guys drag queens?
00:24:59I'm a drag hack, and I love the BLT community.
00:25:02Well, honey, you've come to the right place.
00:25:04Welcome to Drag Hagatory.
00:25:07Here, we have bottomless cocktails, eternal lip syncs, and endless meet and greets.
00:25:15Can you, like, do my makeup first?
00:25:16My makeup artist is gay, and I love James Charles.
00:25:19Of course.
00:25:20Yay.
00:25:21Let's go over here to the bar and have a drink with the girls.
00:25:23Drink up.
00:25:24Come on, girls.
00:25:25Oh, don't forget you have another one right here.
00:25:26Oh, so nice.
00:25:27Cheers, babe.
00:25:28Oh, no.
00:25:28I think I'm like, always dead.
00:25:35Robin, Jax, the time has come for you to lip sync for your afterlife.
00:25:43Oh, my God.
00:25:44You guys are fierce.
00:25:45You're a sickening mama.
00:25:46Sleep out, honey.
00:25:47Do it again.
00:25:48Do it again.
00:25:50Again?
00:25:51You guys are backing one sec.
00:25:52Oh, my God.
00:25:53The queens from Rupaulah.
00:25:54We have Silky, Eureka, Shangela, and Jade as in Paul.
00:25:58See the line.
00:25:59See the line.
00:25:59Girl, just go with it.
00:26:00Munch, munch.
00:26:01Crunch, crunch.
00:26:03Proportionizing.
00:26:04Shablam.
00:26:05Look over there.
00:26:06Oh, my God.
00:26:07You guys are taking a picture, baby.
00:26:08Okay, one, two, three.
00:26:10Okay, bye.
00:26:11It was so nice meeting you.
00:26:12Wait, one more.
00:26:12One more picture.
00:26:14One more picture.
00:26:17Give us a call.
00:26:18This could be heaven for you and...
00:26:19Hell for us.
00:26:21It was the best day ever.
00:26:23I love drag queens.
00:26:25We'll see you soon.
00:26:26Give us a call.
00:26:31All right.
00:26:32This week, you competed as teams.
00:26:34But tonight, you'll be judged individually.
00:26:38Welcome, queens.
00:26:40I've made some decisions.
00:26:42Anitra.
00:26:44Selena Estites.
00:26:46Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:26:47Spice.
00:26:49Ora Mayari.
00:26:51Robin Fierce.
00:26:53Mistress Isabel Brooks.
00:26:55Sugar.
00:26:56Malaysia Baby Doll Fox.
00:27:00You are all safe.
00:27:03Ladies, you may leave the stage.
00:27:11Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
00:27:14Starting with Sasha Colby.
00:27:17You were a joy to direct.
00:27:19Anytime I gave you anything, you listened.
00:27:21Every time you did the next thing, I laughed.
00:27:25Because it is so stupid.
00:27:27I love this look, honey.
00:27:29It's giving me very metallic phoenix rising from the acid.
00:27:34I personally expect a lot from you, Sasha.
00:27:37So, so far, you've been off to a very strong start.
00:27:41Up next, we've got Luxe Noir London.
00:27:44Hi.
00:27:45I love your outfits.
00:27:46Hands down, my favorite look of the night.
00:27:48In the afterlife, I thought you were wonderful.
00:27:51You are wearing just enough makeup.
00:27:53You have the gayness to you that is gayer than gay.
00:27:56And you just gave me psychiatrist realness, darling.
00:28:01And you ate it up.
00:28:02Up next, amethyst.
00:28:04If you're going to do the lewd thing, I feel like it has to land.
00:28:07And I kind of feel like they went too long and they didn't land and they just got kind of
00:28:11awkward.
00:28:12Yeah, I agree.
00:28:12I love blue humor.
00:28:14It just wasn't funny enough.
00:28:16I want to give you a tip on contouring your nose.
00:28:18You have a beautiful nose.
00:28:21Can I politely disagree?
00:28:23Of course you will.
00:28:24I love your nose.
00:28:25But the way you contour it is too dark.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:28You don't need to make it thin.
00:28:29It's like you're trying to hide it.
00:28:30I am.
00:28:31Don't.
00:28:32That's what makes you different.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:35I'm a nose queen too.
00:28:36I fucking love your nose.
00:28:37It's gorgeous.
00:28:40Up next, princess Poppy.
00:28:42In the infomercial, I kept losing you.
00:28:45And it's kind of like the kiss of death.
00:28:46You don't want to be lost in these things.
00:28:49The runway look is nice.
00:28:51It's simple.
00:28:52But look at the rest of the girls next to you.
00:28:55Girl, you need to be sparkling and more over the top.
00:28:58You got to step your pussy up a bit.
00:29:00Up next, Lucy LaDuca for your challenge.
00:29:04You killed it.
00:29:04Nine, two, five.
00:29:06You wore Miss Dolly out.
00:29:07Yeah.
00:29:07You did something very smart.
00:29:09You know that you can do Dolly.
00:29:11And it was very funny.
00:29:12It was my favorite part of that infomercial.
00:29:15I love this like rainbow Judy Jetson look.
00:29:18Because a lot of people went like gold or silver.
00:29:20And you were like, I want all of it.
00:29:22You were in the bottom last week.
00:29:24And here you are tonight looking fabulous.
00:29:26And I look forward to more of Lucy LaDuca.
00:29:29Hey, up next, Jax.
00:29:32In your infomercial, I think I was distracted by what was going on visually.
00:29:36With the way that you don't pad and don't cinch.
00:29:40Your look was all over the place.
00:29:42Girl, what's going on with her eye makeup?
00:29:43And what's going on with her hair?
00:29:45Like, what's the team?
00:29:46I did not want to go to that heaven.
00:29:48However, your runway look tonight is incredible.
00:29:51I thought it was very like MTV VMA award show performance look.
00:29:57The infomercial you were in, it was very confusing.
00:30:00What was your input in the infomercial?
00:30:02I probably had in the writing one of the larger parts.
00:30:06Most of my team just kind of kept spitballing ideas.
00:30:08And there wasn't a lot of organization to it.
00:30:11I don't remember any of your lines.
00:30:12What were your lines?
00:30:13Some of them got lost as some of the other girls were improv-ing a bit.
00:30:17And some of the cues were missed.
00:30:19And my lines wouldn't have made sense if they were said with the...
00:30:22Sure.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:26Thank you, ladies.
00:30:27While you enjoy delicious House of Love cocktails and mocktails in the workroom,
00:30:33the judges and I will deliberate.
00:30:38Welcome back, ladies.
00:30:39I've made some decisions.
00:30:43Lucy LaDuca, you're safe.
00:30:47You may join the other girls.
00:30:50Luxe Noir London, you are safe.
00:30:55Thank you so much.
00:30:57Sasha Colby, you cracked the code.
00:31:02Congratulations.
00:31:03You are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:31:06Woo!
00:31:07I just won the challenge.
00:31:10You've won a cash prize of 5,000 doulas.
00:31:14I don't want some cash, bitch.
00:31:16I can pay for my fucking costume.
00:31:21Amethyst, Princess Puppy, Jax.
00:31:24We are all rooting for you.
00:31:27But y'all better step your pussy up.
00:31:31Jax.
00:31:35You are safe.
00:31:39You may join the other girls.
00:31:40Thank you so much.
00:31:41I won't disappoint you again.
00:31:44Princess Puppy.
00:31:45Amethyst.
00:31:46I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
00:31:51Are we doing this again?
00:31:52No, I don't want to do it again.
00:31:55Two queens stand before me.
00:31:57Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
00:32:05The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
00:32:15Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:32:32Bitch, Diana Ross is like RuPaul's idol.
00:32:35You can't mess this up.
00:32:39If you need me, call me.
00:32:43No matter where you are.
00:32:45No matter how far.
00:32:47Just call my name.
00:32:49I'll be there and hurry.
00:32:51On that you can depend and never work.
00:32:53No wind, no rain, no rain, no rain.
00:32:57No winter's cold.
00:32:59At first, I'm giving a little bit of Diana Ross.
00:33:02Oh baby, baby, baby.
00:33:04And then I start to really show who Princess Puppy is.
00:33:08Ain't no fountain of love.
00:33:10Ain't no fountain of love.
00:33:11Ain't no fountain of love.
00:33:11Ain't no fountain of love.
00:33:13I am showing my little Princess Puppy pussy up.
00:33:16Hey!
00:33:16Ain't no fountain of love.
00:33:19Nothing to keep
00:33:21No girl!
00:33:39What do we do? Is this a meet and greet? What's happening?
00:33:43Normally, I would take the comedic route and be silly and goofy, but it's Diana Ross.
00:34:13Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:34:22Amethyst, shantay you stay.
00:34:29You may join the other girls.
00:34:35Princess, we love you, Poppy.
00:34:38Now, sashay away.
00:34:42Thank you so much, all of you.
00:34:52I was not shocked to hear that I was in the bottom.
00:34:55I agreed with what the judges were saying, and now I can move on and open my meth-making business.
00:35:00Cut that.
00:35:04What the hell are you going to love somebody else?
00:35:12Can I get an amen up in here?
00:35:13Amen.
00:35:14All right, now let the music play.
00:35:18What a lip sync, you guys.
00:35:22Baby, we are back in the workroom without Miss Poppy, and it feels good.
00:35:28I'm so happy that it wasn't me.
00:35:31I'm gagged that I'm still here, y'all.
00:35:35Of course, I'm feeling a little unsure of myself.
00:35:38Have I ever been funny?
00:35:39Have I been not funny this whole time?
00:35:41I'm known for my comedic timing, so to hear that that's the one thing that I messed up, it's devastating.
00:35:47Sugar, sit next to me.
00:35:49All right, bitches.
00:35:50Y'all are always together.
00:35:51How do you feel to work separate from each other?
00:35:52I think my group might have got annoyed at me because I'm used to working with Spice, and we're throwing
00:35:58ideas, we're having fun, but then I had to check it in my group because not everyone works that way.
00:36:03I mean, I can be a little annoying sometimes, I can be too much, but you know what?
00:36:07I'm done with apologizing for being too much, like whatever, let me own it.
00:36:11Can I just say congratulations to you?
00:36:13Yes, please.
00:36:15It's gone.
00:36:16My dog's got a few tricks up in her sleeves, honey, watch out.
00:36:19I feel pretty good to have been in the top two.
00:36:22I would like to say it's the top two.
00:36:24Let's go with that.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:26Okay, so what's the rank?
00:36:28I would say third, second, first.
00:36:31I think first, second.
00:36:34First, second, third.
00:36:35First, second.
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:38I don't care what Lux says, I really slayed this challenge, and what I really want is a win.
00:36:44Okay, so it's been a very long day, and I definitely want to get out of this almost winning look.
00:36:48So, onward, hoes, onward.
00:36:53I'm sitting pretty on top winning, but I feel like some of the girls are feeling the pressure.
00:36:58To be seen.
00:36:59I'm telling you right now, y'all ain't taking my spot.
00:37:04Is this what winning feels like?
00:37:09The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
00:37:14and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000, served by Cash App.
00:37:19With extra special guest judge, Amandla Stenberg.
00:37:22For all drag rates, it's the best check we win.
00:37:25Check we win.
00:37:30Another day of trauma.
00:37:33It's a new day in the workroom, and it's a new day of me being crazy.
00:37:37Now, Amethyst, I'm curious.
00:37:38Do you play baseball?
00:37:39Because, you know, three strikes and you're out.
00:37:43She made me say that.
00:37:44She made me say that.
00:37:45I win this.
00:37:47Because I know you didn't think of that.
00:37:49I'm not that ready.
00:37:50I win this, Jess.
00:37:54Oh, you better come through, Met Gala.
00:37:58Lady kids, when it comes to charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, too much is never enough.
00:38:05That is right.
00:38:06So for this week's maxi challenge, we'll be serving a double helping of the Snatch Game.
00:38:13What?
00:38:15Did she say Snatch Game?
00:38:18This is early.
00:38:22This season's Snatch Game is going to be longer, thicker, and juicier than ever before.
00:38:28Oh, my God.
00:38:30For the first time in Drag Race Herstory, we'll be playing the game in two rounds with two different cast
00:38:37of characters.
00:38:40Now, I'm going to split this Snatch Game right down the middle.
00:38:44Everyone who lined up on the left, you'll play in the first Snatch Game.
00:38:48And everyone who lined up on the right, you'll play in the second Snatch Game.
00:38:52Y'all know the rules.
00:38:53You impersonate a celebrity that will make me laugh my yass off.
00:38:58I do all this shit, but I don't do impersonation, so I'm literally shaking.
00:39:04Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:39:09Make it work, designer.
00:39:10Make it work.
00:39:11You know, it is a known fact that Snatch Game happens every season.
00:39:15No drag queen is sure not.
00:39:18Who are you doing?
00:39:19Jan Crouch.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:20Who are you doing?
00:39:21Amanda LaPauro.
00:39:22Does it make you nervous that Trinity's already done it before?
00:39:25No, because she didn't do that kind of a job.
00:39:28Your words, not mine.
00:39:29Are you going to do Dolly because it was such a success?
00:39:32No, I mean, I already showed my Dolly.
00:39:33I'm actually even more so known for my Joan Rivers.
00:39:36Joan is an absolute icon, and I'm really staking my name on this, so the pressure is on me.
00:39:42I feel like I was born to be Mighty Cyrus in Snatch Game, so that's what's happening here.
00:39:47Oh my gosh.
00:39:47Does it bring a bell?
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:49Sugar, what are you doing?
00:39:50Internet pop star sensation Trisha Paytas.
00:39:53No way.
00:39:53And I know internet people always bomb into obliviation, but you know, Sugar's here to
00:39:58change that.
00:39:59I'm landing on doing Trisha Paytas for Snatch Game, the one and only meme queen internet
00:40:03troll of our generation.
00:40:05No one is safe.
00:40:05She's going to interrupt everything.
00:40:07I know I am taking a risk.
00:40:08I'm just hoping it takes off.
00:40:10I'm winning Snatch Game.
00:40:11No, I'm winning.
00:40:12Battle of the Sins.
00:40:12We let the girls have it, and now Sugar and Spice are here to snatch up Snatch Game.
00:40:17They're in the same group, huh?
00:40:18Yeah.
00:40:19It is going to be a little bit chaotic with them.
00:40:21I can sense that.
00:40:23Who are you doing?
00:40:24I'm doing the coconut water connoisseur.
00:40:27Bretman Rocks.
00:40:28Yes.
00:40:28Bretman Rock is a YouTube star.
00:40:32He's just really over the top.
00:40:33He's Filipino, and I can relate to him.
00:40:35What you doing?
00:40:36I am going to be the plus size diva lesbian comedian Rosie O'Donnell.
00:40:40Okay.
00:40:41So I'm going to channel my inner New Yorker.
00:40:43Who are you doing?
00:40:44Saucy Santana.
00:40:45I feel like I can relate to Saucy Santana because he's like very hood, bougie.
00:40:50If y'all don't know who Saucy Santana is, go on your computer and type in material, girl.
00:40:54Saucy Santana is a rapper.
00:40:56He's very flamboyant, and he represent for the community, so I live.
00:41:01Is this a pregnant tummy?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03Who is this?
00:41:04The Virgin Marie.
00:41:05You're doing the Virginary.
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:07BC.
00:41:07Before Christ.
00:41:08Oh my God.
00:41:09My take on the Virgin Mary is a horny virgin.
00:41:12Not overtly blasphemous, but like just enough.
00:41:15I don't know.
00:41:16I'm nervous.
00:41:17Who knows what's going to happen?
00:41:20Oh, you see, God is punishing me.
00:41:25Oh my God.
00:41:27Is God trying to tell me not to do the Virgin Mary?
00:41:32Live from Hollywood, it's the Super Size Snatch Game with your host, Drew Paul.
00:41:38Welcome, everybody.
00:41:40Let's hear from our contestants.
00:41:42Now, he's been on Drag Race for six seasons.
00:41:46Say hello to Bruno.
00:41:48Hi, Ruth.
00:41:48You look great.
00:41:50I'm so excited to be here.
00:41:51And you may remember our next contestant as Diesel O'Hara in the Daytona Winds.
00:41:57Hi, Calix.
00:41:58Hi, Ruth.
00:41:59Are y'all ready to meet our stars?
00:42:01I know you are.
00:42:03First up, fashion guru Tim Gunn is here.
00:42:07What are the fashion trends we should be looking out for?
00:42:09I mean, the only fashion trends that I'm looking out for this season are some vetoes over there,
00:42:13if you know what I mean.
00:42:15That's scandalous.
00:42:18Next up, New York nightlife superstar, Hello Amanda LaForge.
00:42:25Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:26I was answering with my other pair of lips.
00:42:30Now, it's the other material girl, Shasi Santana.
00:42:35You call me your gummy today.
00:42:36Gummy?
00:42:37What does that mean?
00:42:38Self-explanatory.
00:42:38Don't worry, no teeth.
00:42:41Up next, it's Rosie O'Donnell.
00:42:45Hey, Rapport.
00:42:46Nice to see your fellow lesbian in a suit.
00:42:48You look sharp.
00:42:52Next up, we have Chef Gordon Ramsay's sister.
00:42:56Hello.
00:42:57Hello.
00:42:58It's Gorginia.
00:42:59Gorginia.
00:42:59Gorginia, yes.
00:43:00Now, where are you from?
00:43:01I'm from Nevada.
00:43:05Yes, I can hear it in your accent.
00:43:08Now, we're moving on down to real housewife, Karen Huger.
00:43:12Hello, Karen.
00:43:13What are you spending those millions on?
00:43:15I mean, my marriage is an institution and I have to keep my husband happy, so it's real tight down
00:43:20here.
00:43:20Oh, are you spending the money on vaginal rejuvenation?
00:43:23The lips always need to be on point, RuPaul.
00:43:26I like the way you think.
00:43:27Thank you, darling.
00:43:28All right, let's move on down to someone who does not need an introduction.
00:43:32Hello, Virgin Mary.
00:43:34Ru, I haven't seen you since our last supper.
00:43:35How are you?
00:43:36Oh, my God.
00:43:37Are you still a virgin?
00:43:39Of course, Ru.
00:43:40Oh, how dare you?
00:43:41No, I'm just saving myself for the Lord.
00:43:43Okay.
00:43:44I'm just really horny.
00:43:45Listen, is that Mary or the Jersey Who on Michelle Versailles?
00:43:47I can't believe what I'm hearing.
00:43:50Blasphemous, sweetheart.
00:43:50You're right.
00:43:51It is blasphemous, isn't it?
00:43:53All right, y'all.
00:43:55Are you guys ready to play the game?
00:43:57Very much ready, yes.
00:43:58Oh, good.
00:43:59All right, here we go.
00:44:00Bruno, Candy Muse is coming out with a line of edible underwear.
00:44:04Bad news, it tastes like blank.
00:44:07Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.
00:44:10Bruno, what say you?
00:44:12Candy Muse.
00:44:15Disgusting.
00:44:17All right, let's go to our celebrities and see if you've got a match.
00:44:20What say you, Tim Gunn?
00:44:21Well, I'm familiar with the work of Miss Muse.
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:24Candy Muse is eccentric but sassy.
00:44:28Professional but profound.
00:44:30And most importantly, she has a pretty sloppy list.
00:44:34So I said saliva, honey.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37Not a match for you, Bruno.
00:44:39We're looking for Candy Muse.
00:44:42Scorginia Ramsey.
00:44:45Have you said edible underwear?
00:44:47Edible underwear, yes.
00:44:48Of her arms?
00:44:49Yes, yes.
00:44:50She wears them on her...
00:44:51My God, an unsightful place for food.
00:44:54It really is.
00:44:55I agree.
00:44:56I've said shite.
00:44:57It tastes like shite.
00:44:58Straight up shite.
00:44:59Well, not a match for you, Bruno.
00:45:01Maybe we will find it with Rosie O'Donnell.
00:45:04My goodness, you look very femme.
00:45:06Listen, Rue, I'm a feminist.
00:45:07What can I say?
00:45:09I'm not gonna lie.
00:45:10Let's stop playing games.
00:45:11The shit tastes like nuts.
00:45:14I personally don't think I've ever tasted a pair of nuts that I didn't enjoy.
00:45:17Well, Saucy Santana's right next to you.
00:45:18Take a lick.
00:45:21Very, very close.
00:45:23You've played this game before, haven't you?
00:45:24Tax evasion, lots of games.
00:45:27Yeah, wait, you've played tax evasion?
00:45:28Oh, I'm sorry, I'm thinking about Abilene Miller.
00:45:31Seeing Saucy's taking me back.
00:45:32I'm seeing lots of imprisonment.
00:45:36Okay, I'm done playing.
00:45:37Let's go to the next bitch.
00:45:38Okay, all right.
00:45:39Coming up next, Karen from The Housewives.
00:45:42We're looking for Candy Muse.
00:45:44Rue, I'm ready for my lunch break, so I just wrote ham hocks.
00:45:48I'm just surprised that you would come up with something like ham hocks.
00:45:51You know, a refined woman like yourself.
00:45:53Darling, I live in Potomac on the Grand Dame, but I am from Surrey County.
00:45:57I grew up on a farm.
00:45:58Well, not a match.
00:45:59Let's go down to the Virgin Mary.
00:46:02Are you familiar with Candy Muse?
00:46:03She's a sinner, correct?
00:46:04Yes, she is.
00:46:05Okay, can I say the devil?
00:46:07They taste like the devil.
00:46:09Okay.
00:46:09Honey, a word of advice, a devil's in a raw edge.
00:46:12Raw?
00:46:13You mean the details, right?
00:46:14No, look at those sleeves, honey.
00:46:17I can't.
00:46:18I'm so bad.
00:46:22I'm so sorry.
00:46:23I don't know what came over me.
00:46:24Oh, wait.
00:46:27I didn't even get that fucking dick.
00:46:29You did this to me.
00:46:30It wasn't me.
00:46:32Do we need to call a paramedic for you?
00:46:33No, I think I can handle it.
00:46:35I'm a prey.
00:46:36I'm a prey.
00:46:36If you could just excuse me for a second.
00:46:38She didn't even know she was pregnant.
00:46:40So, Bruno, no points, no surprise.
00:46:43So, Calyx, let's see if you can get one.
00:46:45Michelle Visage spends so much time in the UK, she's even started to blank on the left
00:46:52side of the street.
00:46:54All right, Calyx, what say you?
00:46:56I'm going to say Vogue.
00:46:57She's even started to Vogue.
00:46:59Yeah.
00:46:59I love it.
00:47:00Let's start with Amanda.
00:47:02Well, I would have to say that I don't really know much about Miss Michelle Visage, but
00:47:07my hair looks fierce.
00:47:08Yes, it does.
00:47:09It does, right?
00:47:10It really, really does.
00:47:12Not a match.
00:47:14You say what, Rosie?
00:47:15You can take the whore out of Jersey, but you can't take the Jersey out of the whore.
00:47:18That's true.
00:47:19She was caught soliciting on the left side.
00:47:22That's a very good answer, Rosie O'Donnell.
00:47:24I know.
00:47:26Can't help it.
00:47:27Winner.
00:47:28Yes.
00:47:28She told me she was replaced by a bitch named Merle Ginsberg.
00:47:31I can't help you, but I've got to be honest, like the big knockers.
00:47:36She made it work, designers.
00:47:38Yeah, she did.
00:47:40Saucy, what say you?
00:47:42I said walking like a dog.
00:47:43Walking like a dog.
00:47:45She's even starting to walk like a dog on the left side of the street.
00:47:49Period.
00:47:49I can never keep up with these trends.
00:47:50I thought we were walking the fucking duck.
00:47:52Now we're walking the dog.
00:47:56Mary, what say you?
00:47:57I said Kegel through.
00:47:58I've been doing them this whole time to get this baby out of me.
00:48:01Oh, Kegel.
00:48:01Now we're talking.
00:48:03It's almost there.
00:48:04Can you, can you please?
00:48:06I can't reach.
00:48:06Get it?
00:48:07It's the Virgin Mary, baby.
00:48:08You done turned Mary to a freak from down the street.
00:48:11I don't know if we're all feeling this.
00:48:12You better pray to God.
00:48:13He don't come for you.
00:48:15Oh, that buzzer means that round one is over.
00:48:19But we'll be right back with a whole new batch of celebrities.
00:48:22Don't go away.
00:48:25Welcome back to the second half of the Snatch Game.
00:48:28Let's meet our new contestants.
00:48:31First up, he's in the pit crew and he's a rocket scientist.
00:48:36Bryce is here.
00:48:37All over here.
00:48:38Our next contestant is from Israel with Love.
00:48:42Asif is here.
00:48:43Hello.
00:48:44Hello.
00:48:44How's it going?
00:48:45I just love that little Superman curl you have.
00:48:47Super Jew.
00:48:47Oh, super.
00:48:48I love that.
00:48:50Let's meet our celebrities.
00:48:53Please welcome a comedy legend.
00:48:56Joan Rivers is here.
00:48:57Johnny, we have missed you so much.
00:48:59Oh, God.
00:49:00I haven't missed a sigo out of you.
00:49:01Oh, God.
00:49:02Oh, God.
00:49:04Moving on down.
00:49:06Holy moly, it's televangelist Jan Crouch.
00:49:09Hello, Pastor Ruth.
00:49:10Now, Jan, do you have a blessing or a prayer for us?
00:49:13Oh, I have a bunch of prayers for this thing right here.
00:49:16Oh, God, it burns.
00:49:20Up next, she has been serving face for centuries.
00:49:24It's the Mona Lisa.
00:49:25It was good.
00:49:26It's me.
00:49:26You're good.
00:49:26I'm the Mona Lisa.
00:49:27So happy to be here today.
00:49:28Can you flash me that Mona Lisa smile?
00:49:34There you go, girl.
00:49:36Up next, YouTube sensation, Trisha Paytas.
00:49:41Oh, my God, Ruth.
00:49:42You're so pretty.
00:49:43It's like looking in a mirror.
00:49:44Oh, you're so kind.
00:49:46All right, up next, we've got the one and only Tan Mom.
00:49:50Hello, Tan Mom.
00:49:51Hi, RuPaul.
00:49:51That's not barbecue.
00:49:52You smell it.
00:49:53It's me.
00:49:56All right, let's move on down to a superstar who has been here before.
00:49:59Put your hands together for Miley Cyrus.
00:50:02Oh, sweet nively, it's me, Miss Miley Ray.
00:50:05What have you learned from being around so many drag queens?
00:50:09Not to trust them.
00:50:11Uh-huh.
00:50:13All right, let's move on down to a beauty influencer, Rettman Rock.
00:50:17The real internet sensation, Ru.
00:50:19Be it.
00:50:19Your hair is so gorgeous.
00:50:21Oh, thank you so much.
00:50:22What's your beauty regimen?
00:50:24It's just some coconut water, you know, just putting it in there into the scalp.
00:50:28Oh, okay.
00:50:30Guys, are you ready to play the game?
00:50:32Ready.
00:50:33Okay, Bryce, here is your first question.
00:50:36Before each show, the pit crew stand in a circle and blank each other.
00:50:42See all the celebrities are writing?
00:50:44Joan Rivers, he's a rocket scientist.
00:50:46I've had a team of rocket scientists working on this face for years.
00:50:48You do amazing, amazing work.
00:50:50I've been pulled so many times, I put a tip on my chin.
00:50:54All right, let's go to Bryce.
00:50:55What say you?
00:50:56I say it before they give their answers?
00:50:59Yes, yes.
00:50:59Rocket scientists my ass.
00:51:03We stand in a circle and we oil up each other.
00:51:06Oil up each other.
00:51:08Let's see if you've got any matches.
00:51:10Let's start with Miley Cyrus.
00:51:12Miley, you've changed.
00:51:13Well, you know what they say, Root?
00:51:14I got the best of both worlds.
00:51:17What say you, Miley?
00:51:18Well, I wrote down my handy-dandy foam finger.
00:51:22Oh, they, okay, yeah.
00:51:24Miley, that was not a match for Bryce over there.
00:51:28All right, let's move on down to the queen of comedy, Joan Rivers.
00:51:31Now, Joan, we know you as Joan Rivers.
00:51:33What's your middle name?
00:51:34That bitch.
00:51:36Oh, my parents hated me.
00:51:37They used to encourage me to take candy from strangers.
00:51:40Oh, oh.
00:51:41Look, it's not going to be a match, but I said they work out with each other because those
00:51:44bodies don't come easy.
00:51:46Now, the stupid Jew didn't tell you this, but he also won the biggest loser.
00:51:49I mean, oh.
00:51:50Oh, listen, I don't want to say that he was fat, but I saw him put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
00:51:56Let's move on down to tan mom.
00:51:58Hi, tan mom.
00:51:59Hi, Rapaul.
00:52:00Oh, my goodness.
00:52:01Your tan looks great.
00:52:03So does yours.
00:52:05Now, tan mom, we are looking for boiling each other up.
00:52:08What say you?
00:52:08Rapaul, I'm going to be honest.
00:52:09The pale white color of these cards almost set me off the edge.
00:52:12Oh, yeah.
00:52:12I had to fix it for you.
00:52:14Oh, my God.
00:52:15That looks like Joan's tampon stuff.
00:52:17Can you let me fucking finish?
00:52:18Oh, okay.
00:52:19So, I'm going to say tan.
00:52:21They tan each other with an oil-based tan.
00:52:26No.
00:52:27No.
00:52:27Okay, well, let's move on down to Mr. Rock over there.
00:52:32Do you know that I'm a singer and songwriter?
00:52:35No, I didn't know that, but now I do.
00:52:37Well, I actually wrote a song for you.
00:52:39Okay, let's hear it.
00:52:40You're my mongda, I'm your bitch, and together we're the motherfucking bitch.
00:52:47Oh.
00:52:48And so I wrote down, they're going to be singing to each other, bitch.
00:52:51Oh.
00:52:55Let's move on down to the Mona Lisa.
00:52:57Mona Lisa, what'd you say?
00:52:58They say a picture's feet, what is that saying?
00:53:00Like a picture.
00:53:01Worth a thousand words, asshole.
00:53:06Mona Lisa, what did you say?
00:53:07I can tell that you are a bit of a work of art, just like myself.
00:53:10So, I believe the pit crew would be painting each other.
00:53:12What kind of paint?
00:53:14Oil-based paint.
00:53:16That's a mess.
00:53:17We got a mess.
00:53:21All right, Asaf, this one's for you.
00:53:23Glamazonian Airways is spicing up their service.
00:53:26The flight attendants don't just warm your nuts, they blank your bags.
00:53:31Let's say you.
00:53:32They tickle your bags.
00:53:34They tickle your bags.
00:53:36Let's start with Joan Rivers.
00:53:38You've flown for years, you've flown.
00:53:40Oh, many, many years, and it's been awful every time.
00:53:42The only thing that's worse than flying is sex with my ex-husband.
00:53:46I would say, Edgar, what part of me do you find sexiest?
00:53:48He'd say, I'd rather not find you at all.
00:53:50I'd say, Edgar, what's your favorite position?
00:53:52He'd say, the neighbor's house.
00:53:55So, now we're looking for tickle your bags, Joan.
00:53:58What say you?
00:53:59I said, Miley's foam finger.
00:54:02I just wanted to make fun of the dumb bitch in the front.
00:54:05I know you want some of this, Miss Joan.
00:54:08Why is the white girl twerking?
00:54:10They say I'm problematic, she's problematic.
00:54:12Someone cancel her.
00:54:13You know what?
00:54:14You can shut it, Jesus Diggs.
00:54:15Oh, okay.
00:54:16Well, Miley, Miley.
00:54:19Never was.
00:54:20Would you have something on your face?
00:54:21Don't touch me.
00:54:21Oh, okay.
00:54:24The level of unprofessionalism?
00:54:26Far too much.
00:54:28Let's move on down to Tricia.
00:54:29I just wrote down Jesus.
00:54:31Because, you know, we have a really special connection, if you couldn't tell by looking at me.
00:54:35Jesus, you are my best friend.
00:54:39Not a match.
00:54:39All right, let's go to our next question.
00:54:42This one is for Bryce.
00:54:44Ross Matthews took a DNA test.
00:54:46Turns out he's 100% blank.
00:54:51Glitter.
00:54:52Glitter!
00:54:54Let's go to Dan Crouch.
00:54:56We are looking for glitter.
00:54:57I do know Brother Ross.
00:54:59He has come to the congregation once or twice, and I must say he's 100% a sodomite.
00:55:04Oh, she really does know Ross.
00:55:07All right, let's go on down to Miley Cyrus, because we have to.
00:55:13Miley, what did you say?
00:55:16What did you say, Miley?
00:55:18Oh, sorry for you.
00:55:19It just tastes so good.
00:55:21Just like my meemaw's home cooking.
00:55:22You know, we're country, but we're not like that country, where we're like fucking our cousins and stuff like that.
00:55:37Okay, all right.
00:55:39All right, Dan Mom, what do you say?
00:55:40The name Matthews rings a bell.
00:55:42Yeah?
00:55:42I hooked up with a Jimmy Matthews in the back of a Long John Silvers once, so I think he's
00:55:46100% my son.
00:55:54Let's move on down to Bretman.
00:55:55Bru, I wrote down, wala akong pake.
00:55:58Kung anong gawin nila, mag-crush man sila, wala akong pake sa kanila.
00:56:02It's a match, bitch.
00:56:04Judges say no, that is not a match.
00:56:06We actually have some Filipinos in the judges' booth.
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:10Putang ina, hindi tumatawa si RuPaul.
00:56:14It's over.
00:56:15It's over.
00:56:17Well, that's our show.
00:56:18That means the winner of Snatch Game is...
00:56:22Science.
00:56:23Yes, it's real.
00:56:25Say goodnight, everybody.
00:56:26Bye.
00:56:27It's really wild to see others drowning around you.
00:56:31You better listen to them lyrics, honey, because you didn't listen to Rue the whole time.
00:56:40It's a new day.
00:56:42We're the Snatch Slayers, honey.
00:56:44Okay.
00:56:44It's elimination day, and I'm feeling good about myself, which is a change that I needed.
00:56:51Mistress, you can take the Rosie O'Donnell mug off.
00:56:53Snatch Game's over.
00:56:55Oh.
00:56:56Yes.
00:56:57How long have you been out for?
00:56:59Didn't come out until after high school, which really surprises people because I'm so out
00:57:03there now.
00:57:04But I actually still live in the town that I went to, like elementary and high school and
00:57:08stuff.
00:57:08And I'll be walking around my hometown and I'll be looked at like I don't belong there.
00:57:14Just like based off of like the way that you look.
00:57:16Based off the way, I mean, you know, I like a short short and I like a crop top.
00:57:19Yeah.
00:57:19You know.
00:57:19I remember the first time I was ever called a faggot.
00:57:23I remember it really distinctly.
00:57:25I was in sixth grade.
00:57:26I remember exactly who it was.
00:57:28I heard teachers in my school join in on making fun of me.
00:57:34I used to just like hope and pray that I could just be normal.
00:57:40I just got to a point eventually after high school where I was like, I need to start actually
00:57:45living my life.
00:57:46Right.
00:57:47The only thing that I could do to get people to stop laughing at me was to get them to
00:57:53laugh with me.
00:57:54And so being bullied really helped me to hone in on my talent for comedy.
00:58:01And so now I've been able to take what used to be a defense mechanism and now I've made
00:58:06a career out of it.
00:58:07I think the reason why I'm the way that I am, why I wear the crop top and I wear
00:58:11the short
00:58:11short is because I'm making it for lost time.
00:58:13I'm going to be as gay as they come.
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:14You know what I mean?
00:58:15And with Selena in the room, that's really hard.
00:58:18I live out loud and out proud wherever I go.
00:58:22I still have people ridicule me.
00:58:24The difference now is that I found my voice.
00:58:48Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:58:52She gives good blank.
00:58:54It's Michelle Visage.
00:58:55She gives good advice.
00:58:58I'm sorry, Michelle, not a match.
00:59:01Oh!
00:59:03Style superstar Carson Kressley never met a guy he didn't blank.
00:59:08Like?
00:59:09Oh, the correct answer is cornhole.
00:59:12Oh!
00:59:13When did I have cornhole?
00:59:16And the incredible Amandla Stenberg.
00:59:18How's your blank?
00:59:20No complaints, Ru.
00:59:22Tonight on the runway, category is Beautiful Nightmare.
00:59:26Racers, start your engines.
00:59:28And may the best drag queen win.
00:59:32The world is your runway.
00:59:35Up first, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:59:38Today, Marsha's getting freaky.
00:59:40I'm like a child's nightmare of what the dentist is.
00:59:44I'm like, come on, kids.
00:59:46Give me your teeth.
00:59:47Oh, she's a filling queen.
00:59:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:59:52ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:01ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:03ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:03ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:06ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:08ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:08ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:08ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:08ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:08ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:00:13ha
01:00:13out of here mistress Isabelle Brooks she was in a terrible accident at the
01:00:18jewelry store we've got her in a neck brace gonna be just fine they say we
01:00:22eat six spiders a year in our sleep and those spiders laid some eggs and I'm
01:00:27busting through and there's webs all over me don't be so cagey
01:00:32Manitra gotta walk that fucking spider I'm stomping down the runway licking
01:00:37these long spider fingers because I just swallowed my husband she is a man-eater
01:00:42latex me when you get home Selena's titty oh zombie titties baby I sold all these
01:00:50leather pieces together it'll make it look like human skin I am looking
01:00:53glamorous as a dead bitch she puts the lotion in the casket Robin fierce I think
01:00:59she found this look on the dark web I'm glamorously crawling down the runway with
01:01:04all of my legs and I am feeling like that tarantula bitch that will murder your
01:01:10husband and you will look at her see she's gorgeous and say okay Lucy LaDuca I
01:01:16am serving a dragged out version of Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th the judges
01:01:21expect bubblegum pink and big blonde hair but you never know what to expect from
01:01:26Lucy LaDuca why is she so two-faced Sasha Colby which please look at this thing I
01:01:35like a Tim Burton special I feel like the largest broom you've ever seen in life
01:01:40because I'm about to sweep this motherfucking competition Jax you better
01:01:45hiss see that walk mm-hmm I am walking down this runway Percy is first I have my
01:01:51snake prosthetic because you know Lady Voldemort looks good right now oh yes she
01:01:55better Medusa sugar I am channeling all the creepy porcelain dolls at my grandma's
01:02:01this look would be nothing without booger you know sugar needs her booger I'm
01:02:05writing Alexa took that date spice oh this is that new dance you know the
01:02:13popping and locking and I thought it was just polio I'm that doll up in your
01:02:19attic that gives you nightmares I'm giving you the scarier and spookier version
01:02:23sugar is giving you the more beautiful version you know I gotta tell you the
01:02:26zombies are getting younger and younger amethyst oh my gaga it's horror it's
01:02:34theatrics it's gaga and I think I look amazing this is a period costume
01:02:39Carson Kruxley aura oh vertebrae you stay I'm giving the pain that the sadness and
01:02:51showing off my acting skills whoo spinal tap that ass how much it cost for one
01:02:57read welcome Queens I've made some decisions Lux Noir London Malaysia baby
01:03:06doll Fox Anitra Robin fierce Selena as titties Sasha Colby Jax amethyst you are all
01:03:17safe you may leave the stage
01:03:25girl it's foam
01:03:28now it's time for the judges critiques starting with Marsha Marsha Marsha I thought
01:03:34you were absolutely wonderful in snatch game your impersonation was pretty
01:03:38impeccable so scandalous tonight on the runway the credit I want to give to you
01:03:42Marsha is I see more makeup on your face you could take it further I'm not crazy
01:03:46about this outfit you gotta learn how to drag this shit up you know I'm saying
01:03:50but uh good job today thank you so much up next mistress Isabel Brooks you can
01:03:55paint the motherfucking house down thank you these kids better recognize you were
01:04:01Rosie O'Donnell and we're like I'm also Abby Lee Miller and you just went with it
01:04:08as we kind of bought into whatever you were selling that is the magic and the key
01:04:12to snatch game you knew when to put in the jokes and you had I was very impressed I've
01:04:17got my eye on you thank you mama up next Lucy LaDuca
01:04:22wow you are really really smart you are one of the best performances of
01:04:26snatch game I'd ever seen and you were able to banter to have a little bit of a
01:04:30condescending edge with the other girls and some of them needed it so thank you
01:04:35this look I love it because it's super chic a lot of style with a splash of camp so thank
01:04:40you
01:04:41thank you you had me laughing so hard we all knew Joan and she would be very proud
01:04:48up next sugar so you were Trisha Paytas Trisha's all about the mukbang so I thought it was interesting
01:04:54that you had really no food that you were eating she can be pretty weird like pretty bizarre and so
01:05:00I
01:05:00kind of wanted more of that you had the right idea which is engage with the room it was just
01:05:05taking
01:05:05the temperature of the room and knowing when to engage because it came off as being a little bit
01:05:10interruptive all right up next Spice I love that you chose to do an older Miley it's me Miss Molly
01:05:17right I almost wish that you had just dug deeper into that era of Miley you know first of all
01:05:23you have
01:05:23to have that voice you know she had that voice and she was a little bit nasal when she talked
01:05:26she had
01:05:27she had like a head cold the entire four years of that show daddy daddy we gotta go out go
01:05:32see Rico
01:05:32daddy yeah I don't know what was going on you were beating yourself on the head with a mallet
01:05:37and it needed more laughs too all right up next Aura Mayari uh this runway look when you turned around
01:05:45you gave us like this great like pearl clutching gay gasp reveal delicious so you were Bretman Rock
01:05:51he's so filled with energy and he's so silly and funny and quirky and that was missing for me
01:05:56it didn't really go anywhere I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more and have more fun
01:06:02sure thank you ladies I think we've heard enough while you untuck backstage the judges and I will
01:06:09deliberate welcome back ladies I've made some decisions Marsha Marsha Marsha you are safe
01:06:22mistress Isabelle Brooks
01:06:26you are safe
01:06:32Lucy LaDuca
01:06:33can we talk
01:06:36congratulations you are the winner of this week's challenge
01:06:38thank you
01:06:40you've won a cash prize of five thousand dollars
01:06:43good I deserve it and I need to let these other girls know that I am the one to watch
01:06:51sugar your snatch was not on fire
01:06:56spice you came in like a wrecking ball
01:06:59Aura your runway was beautiful but your snatch game was a nightmare
01:07:12Aura you are safe
01:07:15you may join the other girls
01:07:22sugar and spice
01:07:23I'm sorry my dears but you are both up for elimination
01:07:28looking at that crazy bitch that I popped out of the womb with nothing else matters
01:07:32game is on and we are gonna give these bitches a show
01:07:37the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
01:07:47this is not about to be a regular smegular dagular lip sync for your life
01:07:51this is about to be a twin sync for your life
01:07:54good luck and don't fuck it up
01:08:02what you trying to do to my heart
01:08:06what you trying to do to my heart
01:08:09you go around telling lies and now you want to compromise
01:08:12what you trying to do to my heart
01:08:16you better run
01:08:17you better hide
01:08:19give it a name
01:08:21outside
01:08:23yeah
01:08:24woo
01:08:26what you trying to do to my soul
01:08:30what you trying to do to my soul
01:08:33well everything I had is yours
01:08:35and now I'm closing all the doors
01:08:37What you trying to do to my soul?
01:08:40You better run, you better hide
01:08:43You better leave
01:08:44From my side, yeah
01:08:51You better run, you better hide
01:08:57What is going on?
01:08:59What are you trying to do to my soul?
01:09:01They seem to have choreographed the entire thing, somehow
01:09:04You better run, you better hide
01:09:07You better leave
01:09:08War camp in
01:09:10You better run, you better hide
01:09:14You better leave
01:09:15From my side
01:09:19Oh my god
01:09:28Ladies, I made my decision
01:09:35Spice
01:09:36Shantae, you stay
01:09:38You may join the other girls
01:09:51Sugar, you came to this competition with one sister
01:09:55But tonight, you leave here with 15
01:10:01Now, sashay away
01:10:02Thank you guys
01:10:05We love you
01:10:06I love you guys, you're amazing
01:10:08Bye, love you
01:10:09Bye
01:10:11At least they're a funny line, bitch
01:10:14This bitch still might be in the competition
01:10:16But I'm still hotter, better
01:10:17And everything in between, bitch
01:10:18So, bye
01:10:24I'm so grateful for this experience
01:10:26It was so fun
01:10:29And I'm so grateful to have Spice in my life
01:10:33She's so special to me
01:10:34And I'm going to be rooting her on for the side-fives
01:10:38So, yay
01:10:42Condragulations, ladies
01:10:42And remember, if you can't love yourself
01:10:45How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:10:46Can I get an amen up in here?
01:10:48Amen
01:10:49Alright, now let the music play
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