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The Maid Did It Film
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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer. We know you're in there.
00:00:12Oh, shit.
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:19Come on, open the door.
00:00:20Open the door.
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:27Open it, man.
00:00:28Open it.
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the fan.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family.
00:00:42Nothing.
00:00:43Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister, Sylvia, my nephew, Jan, and his stunning wife, Monique.
00:00:54My nephew, Ryan, and his beautiful fiancée, Stephanie.
00:00:58Welcome to the family.
00:01:00Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice.
00:01:07Don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh, my God, you fucking idiot.
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much.
00:01:24You completely ruined my fiancée's suit.
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:27No, it's annoying.
00:01:27We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I have, like, 50 of them.
00:01:29You're in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:37Oh, my God!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid.
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:46Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What?
00:02:02There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:05The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:12I mean, look at him.
00:02:13Clearly, he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh, my God.
00:02:15Oh, my God.
00:02:16Oh, my God.
00:02:16Hey!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night
00:02:19when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it.
00:02:28I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it?
00:02:34How am I supposed to...
00:02:37Tony's plate right here.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:39You want to eat with us?
00:02:41You want to be one of the big wigs?
00:02:43Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey.
00:02:51Monique called the police already, all right?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer,
00:02:58she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it.
00:03:06Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm going to go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:37You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood,
00:03:50and then when she got sick,
00:03:51he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I killed the only person
00:03:56who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:03Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact,
00:04:06each and every one of you
00:04:08has a dirty little secret
00:04:10that you would do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you...
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:21You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:24Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:32I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey,
00:04:44come on, let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:55Are you fucking my fiancé?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:09Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:13First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:31This is what killed Tony.
00:05:33As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic
00:05:41to blueberries, except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes!
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:55Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:05:59What do I do?
00:06:01Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:07Courtney!
00:06:08I mean, Brittany!
00:06:09Open up the door!
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:06:15These crazy, rich assholes are going to send me to die in prison for something that I didn't
00:06:20do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:55Ow.
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:05Don't move.
00:07:06Hands up!
00:07:08Don't move.
00:07:10Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything.
00:07:12I swear.
00:07:13Brittany?
00:07:15Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:19Alan Beckham?
00:07:26God.
00:07:27Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:29Yeah, tell me about it.
00:07:32It's actually, um, Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay?
00:07:36I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there.
00:07:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:07:40I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:46Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are.
00:07:48Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:53I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just try and flee a crime scene?
00:08:00Yes, but I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe.
00:08:05Effective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:09No, I did not confess.
00:08:12They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid, and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes, and
00:08:17they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent.
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:25I loved you.
00:08:27And then one day you were gone without explaining why, and you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:34I just lost my home.
00:08:36What about your mother?
00:08:37She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan, she never lied.
00:08:57She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:01Please, just let me go.
00:09:04I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God!
00:09:21Mr. Officer!
00:09:22Thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:28Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:29Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm going to need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No!
00:09:36I saw her do it.
00:09:38We all did.
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:39Totally.
00:09:40Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, I'm sorry about this.
00:09:47Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbor.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:53Blow your phone call, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:56Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property.
00:09:58What happened?
00:10:00No!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a Category 8 store beginning now.
00:10:16Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:19Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:24We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:41I'm sorry.
00:10:42I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43It's okay.
00:10:53Could you spread your feet for me?
00:11:07Turn around, please.
00:11:11There's nothing on you.
00:11:12You didn't find the shotgun in the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor.
00:11:17It got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:22There's no need.
00:11:23We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love, it meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:37I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53You know who the killer is?
00:11:57Who?
00:11:59Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but I know that every single one of them
00:12:08wanted Uncle Tony's ring.
00:12:09It's worth $30 million, and each one of them has a dirty secret.
00:12:14Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but you're shivering to the bone.
00:12:19Why don't you go change in something more?
00:12:20I've got some clothes in there.
00:12:23You're all wet, too.
00:12:25Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:53I hope Brittany's telling the truth, that she's not the killer.
00:12:58Because somehow, after all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:13:04How does this even make sense?
00:13:06Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love.
00:13:09And now he's the one investigating me.
00:13:13I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:28I think you were, uh, just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:35Here it goes.
00:13:39It all started this morning, when everyone began running.
00:13:43I thought this would be a typical birthday with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:47I always wondered why he kept me distant from them.
00:13:51But this year, I really realized why.
00:13:53His family are a pack of vultures.
00:13:55Hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:58Secrets you wouldn't believe.
00:14:00And secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:14:02Hey there.
00:14:03Courtney, right?
00:14:05Brittany.
00:14:06Brittany.
00:14:06How could I forget?
00:14:09You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:14:11Why?
00:14:11Is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:14:13You're not in it.
00:14:14You know, I remember you from when I used to visit.
00:14:17You were this snot-nosed little kid.
00:14:18But now you have just grown into this just real woman.
00:14:25I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass.
00:14:28My God.
00:14:29Right.
00:14:30Um, I actually have work to do.
00:14:33Wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37She was, but she's sick now in the hospital.
00:14:40You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:43You know, like you come in, try to clean.
00:14:46I'm laying there.
00:14:48And I offer you an extra hundred to, you know, just scrub a little extra.
00:14:53Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:55Oh, come on.
00:14:56Marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:59There's always a few other adventures to be.
00:15:02Maid.
00:15:04Oh, God, kill me.
00:15:06This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:15:10Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:15:15What the fuck is going on here?
00:15:21Ah, baby, this is not what you think.
00:15:23Courtney is...
00:15:24Brittany.
00:15:25She's the housemaid, okay?
00:15:26I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:28Hmm, okay.
00:15:30Well, Brittany slash Courtney,
00:15:32why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low-wage salary and go get my fucking luggage?
00:15:42I will not give you a second chance.
00:15:45Wait, I don't understand.
00:15:47Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:48Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:51It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:55As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:58But that's not the important part.
00:16:00Then Steph said,
00:16:02There's a storm coming and I don't want to be in this shitbox any longer than necessary.
00:16:06So get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09I get the ring.
00:16:09I get you.
00:16:10I get you.
00:16:14I'm like, is she okay?
00:16:16It, I mean, it's just standing there.
00:16:18Are you deaf?
00:16:19Get the fucking luggage!
00:16:22Jesus Christ!
00:16:26And I'm the lady of this mansion.
00:16:29We're gonna burn it down.
00:16:31Get rid of all this armor.
00:16:32I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:35Burn the rugs.
00:16:36Bleach the floors.
00:16:38Paint the walls.
00:16:40Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:45Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:48Yes.
00:16:49Ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife.
00:16:53During this time, Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57Oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life.
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:03Yes.
00:17:06I told you I'm getting good at bingo blitz.
00:17:10Mr. Harper, your family is here?
00:17:11Well, here we go.
00:17:14Mom, just, okay, you're kidding.
00:17:17My lovely brand new family.
00:17:19Hi!
00:17:20Mwah, mwah.
00:17:21Hi, Mom.
00:17:22Hi, son.
00:17:23How's your uncle?
00:17:23Still alive?
00:17:24Hope so.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26You look so good.
00:17:27It's just kind of done.
00:17:28Good morning, dear family.
00:17:30It's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home.
00:17:42Weird.
00:17:43Who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner?
00:17:48You too, baby.
00:17:50You there!
00:17:50Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:53I just...
00:17:56Blueberries.
00:17:56So you're suggesting that Sylvia Harbour, Tony's sister, is his murderer?
00:18:01Well, I know that she was the only one who knew about Tony's barriarchy.
00:18:09Something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me, but I never imagined for a second she would go as
00:18:15far as to...
00:18:16I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your story.
00:18:18Do you mind if I, um...
00:18:28Leave.
00:18:30Yeah, of course.
00:18:33I'm sorry.
00:18:34Um, please, continue.
00:18:38Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:40I just...
00:18:42I said I can manage it!
00:18:44I don't need help from the help.
00:18:47Yes, ma'am.
00:18:48It is my job, though.
00:18:50I understand that this is the countryside, but is there a less idiotic maid available?
00:18:55Now, now.
00:18:57Brittany is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet.
00:19:00Her and her mother.
00:19:01Who I hope recovers very soon.
00:19:05Yeah, well, as soon as I'm lady of the house, that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse shit.
00:19:12Jan, help me with my suitcase.
00:19:16Mom, I thought you said that she were going to...
00:19:18Shut up and carry it, son!
00:19:23I knew I should have told Uncle Tony that Steph and Ryan didn't really like him.
00:19:27They were just here for the ring.
00:19:32I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:36I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:38Brittany, can we talk later?
00:19:40I'm just so tired, and I need to rest before the evening's festivities.
00:19:45Plus, I don't want anyone to know I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:48Well, then why don't we cancel the dinner?
00:19:49No, no, I can't.
00:19:51This birthday dinner is too important.
00:19:55Especially this year.
00:19:58I didn't want to worry him, so I didn't say anything.
00:20:01And that mistake probably cost him his life.
00:20:04But then, as I was distributing the suitcases among the rooms,
00:20:08I realized just how right I had been about his family's evil intentions.
00:20:14I don't want to do this.
00:20:16Jan, you must.
00:20:18You must go into his room at the first opportunity and take the ring.
00:20:23You know the one with the purple diamond.
00:20:25Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:20:26It's just that that's...
00:20:28That's the ring that Ryan wants to use for his wedding.
00:20:32That ring belongs to our family.
00:20:35It is not going to go to Steph or any other trollop who marries in.
00:20:40Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom.
00:20:42I get it.
00:20:43It's just...
00:20:44I know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally, but it's like...
00:20:46Sentimental value, my ass.
00:20:48That ring is worth 30 million dollars.
00:20:52Fuck me in the ass and call me Shirley.
00:20:55What?
00:20:5630 million dollars?
00:20:58Then I realized they were planning to kill him.
00:21:01And just for the ring.
00:21:0430 million dollars?
00:21:06Yes, idiot.
00:21:07And once I sell the ring, I am going to give you one tenth.
00:21:12That's...
00:21:1330...
00:21:1430...
00:21:1430 million dollars?
00:21:16Mm-hmm.
00:21:17Fuck.
00:21:18That's enough to buy a fucking Porsche.
00:21:20Or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife,
00:21:22so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on spring break at Daytona Beach.
00:21:26Pay attention, Jan.
00:21:28So here's what's going to happen.
00:21:31You are going to go into Tony's room.
00:21:37And you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow.
00:21:44That's a fucking stupid idea.
00:21:47Before he takes his daily afternoon nap,
00:21:50he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction.
00:21:53And everyone's going to come running to tend to him.
00:21:58Creating the perfect distraction for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring.
00:22:05If I do this, Uncle Tony dies.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09He dies.
00:22:14He dies.
00:22:17If he eats them, not if you just smear them under his pillow.
00:22:20Got it?
00:22:24Yeah, I don't know.
00:22:25Maybe we should just...
00:22:2750-50.
00:22:37Hey, honey.
00:22:38Yanni, I've been looking for you for the past hour,
00:22:41but here you are, hiding up here with your mommy.
00:22:44Yeah, we were just, uh, we were talking...
00:22:47Don't you get tired of being a mama's boy?
00:22:49Because I sure am tired of it.
00:22:52And I'm here, in case you forgot.
00:22:53And I am bored.
00:22:58What's that?
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:06Oh, just blueberries.
00:23:09Why do you have blueberries?
00:23:12It's...
00:23:12Every year we do...
00:23:15Annual...
00:23:16Bake...
00:23:16We do...
00:23:17It's the blueberry pie we do every year.
00:23:20You are literally the worst bullshitter I've ever met in my life.
00:23:23Monique!
00:23:23I simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase,
00:23:26and we got to reminiscing.
00:23:28Can't you cut him some slack?
00:23:30I will when you will, Mom.
00:23:36I'm horny.
00:23:38Are you done?
00:23:39You know what?
00:23:39Sorry.
00:23:40I gotta go.
00:23:41Come on, babe.
00:23:42I'll be one sec.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:47Look, I know you hate me, but you are ruining that poor boy's life.
00:23:52And until you cut that umbilical cord, he's never gonna be a real man.
00:23:56And what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've been cheating on him with his more successful,
00:24:03richer brother?
00:24:09I would never do that.
00:24:10I would never do that.
00:24:10Oh, but you do.
00:24:12Frequently.
00:24:13I see everything.
00:24:15What I don't see is what they see in a basic binhole like you.
00:24:19You fucking cunt.
00:24:32I know you're in there.
00:24:34You can come out now.
00:24:37I know you're in there.
00:24:46I know you're in there.
00:25:05Well, well.
00:25:05And you're gonna get that ring and you're gonna bring it to me.
00:25:07And if you tell Tony your mother dies, what's gonna believe a pathetic little maid?
00:25:19I don't believe you.
00:25:20You're stealing your own son's wedding gift.
00:25:22Don't you care about him?
00:25:24Spoken like a girl who's always been poor.
00:25:27Sweetie, when it comes to money, nobody gives a fuck about anyone.
00:25:31I care about Tony.
00:25:32I can't do this to him.
00:25:33Then choose Tony.
00:25:35Or your mother.
00:25:38I loved Tony.
00:25:39Like a father.
00:25:41But it was my own mother.
00:25:43Sick and dying in the hospital.
00:25:44What was I supposed to do?
00:25:49I remember your mother.
00:25:53She was beautiful and very kind.
00:25:56I remember this one time when I was a kid.
00:25:58I was riding my bike and I had fallen and skinned my knee pretty bad.
00:26:04And she happened to be walking by and she stopped everything that she was doing.
00:26:08And she came over and helped me up and made sure I was okay.
00:26:16Actually, I think you might have been there.
00:26:19Do you remember that?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24You were the golden boy and I was just the maid's daughter.
00:26:30Not to me you weren't.
00:26:32What about that time that we carved our names in that tree?
00:26:37Do you remember that?
00:26:38Of course.
00:26:39Oh, and look.
00:26:40I really.
00:26:41I have to apologize.
00:26:42I'm so sorry.
00:26:43Jesus Christ.
00:26:43I'm, uh.
00:26:46I should not be talking about the past.
00:26:48You are a suspect in a homicide.
00:26:54And I am the lead investigator.
00:26:55Let's just, um.
00:26:58Let's stick to the matter at hand.
00:27:00Okay?
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02Brittany, I want you to tell it to me straight.
00:27:06Did you do it?
00:27:08Did you steal that ring?
00:27:14Yes, I did.
00:27:17Did you steal it?
00:27:18Oh, my God.
00:27:25Did you steal it?
00:27:37You're a little SMS.
00:27:38I don't know.
00:27:38No, no.
00:27:40I don't know.
00:27:54Brittany.
00:27:54Brittany.
00:28:10What are you doing here?
00:28:14Brittany, I ask you a question. What are you doing in my bed? I
00:28:21Asked you a question. What are you doing in my bedroom? I
00:28:27Was I was looking for something what?
00:28:32Never mind. It's not here
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry not to scare you
00:28:40Just haven't been feeling too well lately. My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control
00:28:44I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription
00:28:48Wow, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz
00:28:58Making a huge mistake I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth
00:29:02I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me because he's the only one who truly trusts me and
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready, okay?
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany. You mean so much to me
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust
00:29:24Yeah, thanks
00:29:36You got what you wanted. You'll promise me that you won't hurt my mother
00:29:42You'll promise me that you won't hurt my mother
00:29:47Or tony
00:29:51Idiot child
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is
00:29:56And as for tony, he's my brother. I would never actually hurt him
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people
00:30:07Unless of course they get in my way
00:30:10So make no mistake
00:30:13You are the one who actually stole this and if you ever say anything to anyone
00:30:19No one will ever hear from you again
00:30:28What have I done I can't believe how naive I was how stupid
00:30:33No, hey look at me. It's not your fault
00:30:36They went after your mother
00:30:37You did the best that you could
00:30:41And you helped spare tony's life
00:30:43Yeah
00:30:44For a few hours
00:30:46He still got murdered
00:30:47Yeah about that if sylvia already had the ring then then what motive would she have to kill tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him. Okay. Well, then who did if it wasn't sylvia?
00:30:58And it wasn't yawned the only other person that knew about the allergy
00:31:03Was you
00:31:06You know
00:31:08Brittany I have to be honest with you if blueberries turn out to be the cause of death this isn't
00:31:12looking good for you
00:31:14You're right
00:31:16I am
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know
00:31:21The house of uncle tony is at least 200 years old it once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid
00:31:28many secrets
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways allowing you to see and hear anything you want
00:31:35Oh my god, I don't think the blueberries are what killed tony after all. Oh my god, oh my god,
00:31:44this feels so good
00:31:51In the back of my mind, I kept thinking there were no blueberries in tony's food and only one on
00:31:55his plate
00:31:56Allergy and not that's not enough to kill him
00:31:58Oh my god, this feels so good
00:32:03Say it louder. Say it like you fucking mean it
00:32:06How much do you fucking love me? So much
00:32:09I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking her
00:32:12I can finally feel your dick. You're so hard. Yeah, it's all because of you, baby. Oh, yeah
00:32:20What the fuck are you doing here? I'm a little busy
00:32:26What we need to talk
00:32:29Now
00:32:30Give me some seconds
00:32:39Let's go
00:32:45Until that moment I thought that sylvia was the only one who could hurt uncle tony
00:32:50But I was wrong stuff is so much worse
00:32:58So young told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself
00:33:04I knew that old Medusa bitch would try
00:33:07I'm not gonna let her get away with it
00:33:09Huh? I admire your spunk. I'll help you take the ring before sylvia can
00:33:16assuming we split the money 50 50
00:33:19I
00:33:20Say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves
00:33:23Really? You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone
00:33:30Even you
00:33:32I know
00:33:34I know what?
00:33:38Everything
00:33:40I know about my future husband and I know that you've been sleeping with him
00:33:46What?
00:33:50No
00:33:52Saf, come on. I mean, are you kidding me?
00:33:55You're my best friend. I wouldn't do that
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:01Now tell me
00:34:02Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:06Yes or no?
00:34:08No
00:34:10No, no, you're my best friend. I wouldn't do that
00:34:14Then show me your phone
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan
00:34:20I'll tell you what
00:34:23If I'm wrong
00:34:25You get all the money every last cent
00:34:30But if I'm right
00:34:35Then I get this little piggy
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here
00:34:46Yes, Ryan and I fool around sometimes
00:34:49But it means nothing
00:34:51I swear it means nothing
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job
00:34:55All I want is to just be with a hotter, richer brother
00:34:58Just for a second
00:34:59I mean, if you were me
00:35:00I mean, you'd totally do the same thing
00:35:03Here's the thing
00:35:04I would never beat you
00:35:10Okay
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:13Fine
00:35:14Well, I'd do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves
00:35:17And maybe if you tried it
00:35:19That one hurt
00:35:20Good
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass
00:35:26Doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me
00:35:34At least seven or eight inches of effort
00:35:40Slut
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden
00:35:46I know everything
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:36:05Uh
00:36:07Yeah
00:36:08Right
00:36:08And the only thing that matters right now
00:36:12Is you going to get that fucking ring
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting
00:36:19It's not a good time
00:36:20Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner
00:36:23Everything's going to go back to normal
00:36:24We're going to get the ring
00:36:25Everything's going to be great
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny because
00:36:30I know
00:36:32That you're fucking
00:36:33That disgusting rat bitch over there
00:36:41You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please
00:36:47You don't drive a used Pontiac
00:36:50When you got a pristine Rolls Royce just sitting in the driveway
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick
00:37:05It's on your body
00:37:08No, it's not
00:37:09That's a deep fake
00:37:10That's AI
00:37:11Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:15I have a pink hue
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this
00:37:17That is obviously a little bit on the greener tint olive
00:37:22Have you seen me when it's this temperature?
00:37:27I can do the helicopter in this weather
00:37:31It's so obviously not me
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you
00:37:36And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes
00:37:41Then go get the fucking ring
00:37:47Now
00:37:53So she commanded him to get the ring
00:37:56And
00:37:58And
00:38:01I've really had to use the bathroom
00:38:03For a while now
00:38:06Uh, okay, but I can't let you go alone
00:38:08You're still a suspect
00:38:09Okay, well
00:38:10If I don't go right now then I'm going to pee on the floor
00:38:35Do you seriously think that I'm going to run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean you already ran for me many years ago
00:38:40That wasn't my choice
00:38:41What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:50I don't even want to know
00:38:51The truth is it took me many years to get over that
00:38:53So let's just keep things between us
00:38:55Fall in
00:38:55If I didn't use my crime tonight
00:39:01That I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:39:05And every doubt you try to prove
00:39:08Still trembles when I make a move
00:39:23You don't want to
00:39:24You don't want to
00:39:24I do
00:39:26And um
00:39:28That's the problem
00:39:31You're under investigation
00:39:32Brittany
00:39:33For murder
00:39:34And the first thing that they drill into us at the academy
00:39:37Is that the killer always tries to get close
00:39:40To be liked
00:39:43Trusted
00:39:47But this ends now
00:39:48Whatever happened between us
00:39:50It doesn't matter
00:39:51Okay
00:39:52I do not lose control on cases
00:40:04I can tell you this
00:40:07Steph would have done
00:40:08Anything
00:40:09To get that ring
00:40:17Yes
00:40:18Uncle toady
00:40:19I
00:40:20I am going to formally
00:40:22Ask for Steph's hand
00:40:24And being the only male heir in the family
00:40:27I need
00:40:29To ask for the interim ring
00:40:32Formally
00:40:34Now
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah
00:40:36What's the rush?
00:40:38Um
00:40:40There's no rush
00:40:41I just want to make sure
00:40:42That it fits on
00:40:42Mooning's finger
00:40:43You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:46Steph
00:40:46Steph's
00:40:47Steph's
00:40:47Steph's finger
00:40:48Yeah
00:40:49Obviously
00:40:49Steph's finger
00:40:50Obviously
00:40:51I don't know why
00:40:52I would say anyone else's
00:40:53It's a
00:40:55Freudian
00:40:55It's a slip of some kind
00:40:57I don't
00:41:08Uncle Tony
00:41:09Uncle Tony
00:41:09What's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid
00:41:17Tony would have a heart attack
00:41:19Right then and there
00:41:20That ring means so much to him
00:41:22And not only because it's worth millions
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no
00:41:32He's going to tell him that half the inheritance is gone
00:41:35Uh, the ring is fine
00:41:38I'm just not convinced that you and Steph are truly in love
00:41:41He isn't telling him
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiancé there
00:41:47Well, maybe you should just think a little bit longer
00:41:51And make sure she's really the one
00:41:53Before I give you the ring
00:41:57You psycho worm
00:41:59Listen to me, okay?
00:42:02I'm not going to let some old man
00:42:04Who smells like artichokes and old socks
00:42:07Tell me what type of wedding ring I will be wearing to my wedding
00:42:13How dare you question my character?
00:42:16And you want to talk about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion of a shitbox
00:42:21It's decrepit, it's disintegrating
00:42:24It looks like it came out of Shrek's ass
00:42:26And you want to, what, judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:30We're in love
00:42:31This is the real deal, baby
00:42:32We are so in love to the depths of our fucking souls
00:42:36Watch this
00:42:37Come here, baby
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry
00:42:48Wait, what exactly did Steph steal?
00:42:51Blood pressure medication
00:42:53Tommy's had a heart condition for years
00:42:55What the fuck?
00:43:01Officer, whatever
00:43:02How long does it take to get a statement from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone know that we'll be done soon
00:43:08Great
00:43:09And also just want to let you know
00:43:11Even though she has this little innocent virgin thing going on
00:43:14That bitch is a liar
00:43:17Just one question before you go
00:43:19Um, did you know that Tony had a heart condition?
00:43:23No
00:43:24No
00:43:26Of course not
00:43:27Definitely not
00:43:28I don't know anything about these people's health conditions
00:43:31I'm Little Miss
00:43:32Keep to myself
00:43:34Toodles
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar
00:43:40Tell me about it
00:43:41The amount of times I've heard her say
00:43:43When I'm the lady of the mansion
00:43:45When I'm the lady of the mansion
00:43:47When I'm the lady of the mansion
00:43:53Okay, so
00:43:54Steph is our killer
00:44:01That's why I kept following her
00:44:04Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her one inch
00:44:06Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not
00:44:10I'm your bestie
00:44:12Anyway
00:44:13Are you seriously willing to do anything to get that ring?
00:44:17Including getting rid of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:20Uncle Tony
00:44:21For the ring
00:44:22Oh, um
00:44:24Yeah
00:44:26Willing
00:44:27Good
00:44:28Now listen very carefully
00:44:29Uncle Tony
00:44:31Has a heart condition
00:44:33So I'm gonna need your molly
00:44:35I don't know what you're talking about
00:44:37I saw the text messages to Ryan
00:44:40The nerve
00:44:42You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot
00:44:44You showed it to me yourself
00:44:46As if I would never do that
00:44:49Monique
00:44:50Do you want the money or not?
00:45:05Perfect
00:45:06Easy enough
00:45:07Now the old fuck will die
00:45:08And we'll get the ring
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh gosh, I'm so sorry
00:45:30You fucking idiot
00:45:31Old basement dweller rat bitch
00:45:33You literally smell and look like a skunk
00:45:35I crushed
00:45:39Tony's blood pressure medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies doing with this?
00:45:47We were just um
00:45:49We were just um
00:45:52Going to the bathroom
00:45:53Disgusting
00:45:54Bitch
00:45:59You know, I uh
00:46:01I have to just say that is um
00:46:03That was some impressive police work
00:46:06Very brave
00:46:06I didn't feel brave
00:46:08No, you you caught
00:46:09Steph and Monique on their way to kill Tony
00:46:12You stopped their plan
00:46:13Yeah
00:46:15Their plan would have failed anyway
00:46:22I looked at the pills afterward and they were expired
00:46:25Tony never would have taken them
00:46:27What was the point of the story then?
00:46:29If Tony would have never taken the pills then he never would have died
00:46:33They didn't kill him
00:46:36Look, Brittany
00:46:38We've been sitting here for over an hour and a half now
00:46:42Going in circles
00:46:45Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean
00:46:49Maybe you're taking advantage that I'm a patient man
00:46:52No
00:46:53No, not at all
00:46:55Yeah, no
00:46:56Maybe you've just been playing me this whole time
00:46:59No, it that
00:47:00I swear
00:47:02Everything that I have told you has been true
00:47:04Yeah, everything
00:47:07Except for who the actual killer is
00:47:13Alan
00:47:15I know that you may have some feelings and anger
00:47:20Towards me for what happened between us years ago, but
00:47:26I swear to you, I'm not lying
00:47:30There's someone else we haven't talked about
00:47:33Ryan
00:47:35Where the hell is that will?
00:47:38Probably all going to mom anyway since
00:47:40She was the closest to Uncle T
00:47:42So
00:47:43No, listen
00:47:43Uncle Tony knows full well mom's going to blow everything that he built
00:47:47Now I
00:47:48I'm not willing to risk that
00:47:51So I get my name in that will
00:47:52One way or another
00:47:57Well I
00:47:58I'm not willing to risk that
00:47:59I'm getting my name in the will
00:48:01Any way that I can
00:48:02So what am I doing here?
00:48:04To change it
00:48:05If need be
00:48:06Come on
00:48:07Didn't you study law or something?
00:48:09I did
00:48:10Well, I
00:48:11Did the zoom thing
00:48:13The zoom process
00:48:13Yeah, hey, hey, yeah
00:48:14Good, good
00:48:14Now
00:48:18So
00:48:21What's in it for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:24You're my little brother
00:48:25Okay, why don't you just grow up here and stand up for this family for once?
00:48:30Okay, look
00:48:31If you help me with the well, I'll cut you in
00:48:33I want half
00:48:3670-30
00:48:38All right
00:48:39I'm gonna go take a shit
00:48:40No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
00:48:41Half, half of a bazillion is still a bazillion
00:48:44Okay, but listen
00:48:45There's one thing that's still worrying me
00:48:49The maid
00:48:50The maid
00:48:51She's been snooping around
00:48:52Yeah, no dick, idiot
00:48:54She's a fucking maid, bro
00:48:55Well, you're gonna have to deal with her
00:48:59Suddenly I understood everything
00:49:01Well, she's been snooping around
00:49:03Ryan had the motive
00:49:04He didn't just want the ring
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune
00:49:06The entire inheritance
00:49:09Tony was in immediate danger
00:49:10And only I could stop it
00:49:14What are you doing in here?
00:49:17I was just lost
00:49:18Hmm
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah, I was
00:49:21I was, uh
00:49:22I was looking for the bathroom
00:49:25I don't even know
00:49:25What this
00:49:26What is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know
00:49:30A kitchen when I see one
00:49:31I thought this was one of those fancy
00:49:33Kitchen bathrooms
00:49:34Like with the bathroom
00:49:35And the kitchen
00:49:36It's like a fusion
00:49:38It's like a fusion thing
00:49:39What the fuck?
00:49:44Did you kill her?
00:49:45No, shut up, idiot
00:49:47All right
00:49:48She'll just be out for a minute
00:49:49Hey, Yanni, Yanni
00:49:50I need you to listen to me
00:49:52All right?
00:49:53About what you need to do
00:49:54Okay?
00:49:59Please
00:50:01Don't let them hurt Tony
00:50:04Don't
00:50:05Let them
00:50:05Hurt Tony
00:50:07Oh, Brittany
00:50:08Hey, are you okay?
00:50:11I gotta save Uncle Tony
00:50:14Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:50:15No, no, don't go in there
00:50:18Uncle Tony said he did not want to be disturbed
00:50:20He's
00:50:22He's resting
00:50:23Uncle Tony
00:50:25Stop, stop
00:50:25Hey, why do you always have to make so much trouble?
00:50:29Just
00:50:30You know what?
00:50:30Fine, fine
00:50:31You asked for this
00:50:34Wait, wait
00:50:35He did what?
00:50:37Yeah
00:50:39That son of a bitch assaulted you?
00:50:41No, but
00:50:43He did something worse
00:50:44They all did
00:50:49That's when they decided to destroy my life
00:50:53That's when a real nightmare began
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:02Yanni
00:51:04Whoa, hey
00:51:05What are you doing?
00:51:06Blowing down my pants
00:51:07Giving me a blowjob like I'm a piece of meat
00:51:09Money shop
00:51:10Maybe you should buy me a date first, huh?
00:51:15You know what?
00:51:20Honestly, I won't screw you
00:51:22Because you have just this really perfect ass
00:51:25But right now
00:51:26I have a much more important wall for you
00:51:31Yanni
00:51:33Yanni
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:42Uncle Tony
00:51:44You're alive
00:51:46Yes
00:51:46As far as I know
00:51:48Were you expecting something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him
00:51:51So what was their secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony, I have to tell you something
00:51:59It's important
00:52:01I'm getting so good at this
00:52:02I just keep winning this bingo bliss
00:52:05It's about your ring
00:52:07My ring
00:52:08Yes, yes
00:52:10You know, nephew Ryan came by
00:52:12And demanded I give him the ring
00:52:15You know, the precious amethyst one
00:52:18Then when I went to the safe to retrieve it
00:52:22It was gone
00:52:23Brittany, did you hear what I said?
00:52:25The ring was missing
00:52:28Someone stole it
00:52:29Now, I know before everyone arrived it was in the safe
00:52:33I'm embarrassed to even consider that someone in my family
00:52:38Would steal from me
00:52:39Now, I know you wouldn't do it
00:52:42But I'll do when I find out who did this
00:52:46I can't do this
00:52:48I can't keep the truth from him any longer
00:52:50Uncle Tony
00:52:51I have to tell you that everyone in this house is hiding something
00:52:54Come on, heavens, what is going on?
00:53:00Oh my god
00:53:01Do you think you could fuck my fiancée?
00:53:03Come on, get up
00:53:04Okay, I'm fine
00:53:06What is going on here?
00:53:07This lying slut
00:53:09Knows exactly what's going on
00:53:17Brittany, what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry, Uncle Tony
00:53:22We all thought she was good and loyal
00:53:24But turns out, she's just a gold-digging whore
00:53:28She seduced my fiancée
00:53:31She's wanted him ever since he was a young boy who had come to visit you
00:53:34Who knows what else she'll destroy
00:53:36Brittany, is it true?
00:53:37Are you having an affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No
00:53:40Oh god, I'm so sorry you had to see that, Uncle Tony
00:53:43Yes, it's all sordid and true
00:53:45And I'm deeply ashamed
00:53:49But Brittany here, she's so obsessive
00:53:51And one moment of weakness
00:53:53And I gave in
00:53:54Look, baby, I'm so sorry
00:53:57What can I do to make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch
00:54:01How can I ever trust you again?
00:54:03Look, baby, I was just fooled by this wicked woman
00:54:06It's like this witchcraft, this pheromones just, they hit my nostrils
00:54:10and there's nothing I could do
00:54:12Maybe it's primal
00:54:14How many times have I put you in a made outfit
00:54:16and told you that it does it for me
00:54:18and you just expect me to come home
00:54:20and then suddenly this shows up
00:54:21It used to be an old woman
00:54:24That's what it is, she's just so not you
00:54:26That it just, it hits this other part of me
00:54:29and I don't understand it
00:54:31Baby, please, okay?
00:54:32You just gotta forgive me, alright?
00:54:34It won't happen again
00:54:35Only way for me to know
00:54:38is if we get rid of her
00:54:40What?
00:54:43Uncle Tony, you have to believe me
00:54:46He drugged me
00:54:47Oh, please
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:50Because you all want something from Uncle Tony
00:54:52His ring and his inheritance
00:54:55You're all liars and crooks
00:54:59Well, I hate to say it, but she's right
00:55:01Thank you
00:55:02Not you
00:55:03Steph is right
00:55:05This maid is a dirty liar and a whore
00:55:09She stole your ring, brought it to me
00:55:11and asked to split 50-50
00:55:13Impossible
00:55:14And now you're really beginning to piss me off, Sylvia
00:55:17Hey, brother, I would never
00:55:18I trust Brittany with my whole house
00:55:20She would never do that
00:55:22Hmm, strange
00:55:25Isn't she the only one with the password to your safe?
00:55:29Yes, and I still don't believe it
00:55:31Well, why don't you ask your little maid
00:55:33Who stole the ring and brought it to me?
00:55:41I took it, Tony
00:55:43But
00:55:44Oh, God
00:55:46I'm
00:55:47I'm
00:55:47I can explain
00:55:48I
00:55:49No need to, Brittany
00:55:51You've
00:55:53Deeply disappointed me
00:55:55I took care of you and your sick mother
00:55:57Every day for years
00:56:04That all ends now
00:56:06You can stay on
00:56:08And work the birthday dinner
00:56:11But after that
00:56:13You have to leave the house
00:56:14Never to return
00:56:18You have to leave the house
00:56:20Never to return
00:56:24Time to take out the trash
00:56:35What they did to you
00:56:38That's not okay
00:56:40It's all my fault
00:56:40What?
00:56:41No, no
00:56:42Come on
00:56:42It's not your fault
00:56:43If I had just told Tony
00:56:46What was happening
00:56:47Then
00:56:48None of it would have happened
00:56:49But
00:56:52I just paved the way for them to
00:56:56Murder him
00:56:59Tony died
00:57:00And I'm to blame
00:57:02No
00:57:03Listen to me
00:57:04You are not to blame
00:57:05The only thing that you're to blame for
00:57:08Is being a good person
00:57:10You love
00:57:11Trust
00:57:12Those bastards took advantage of that, yes
00:57:15But that does not make you a bad person
00:57:17No, I am
00:57:21I left you
00:57:36Why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:41Your mother
00:57:44She told me
00:57:46That I couldn't see you anymore
00:57:48She threatened to have my mom fired
00:57:50And to get me expelled
00:57:52To destroy our lives
00:57:54All because you were from a prominent family
00:57:56And I was
00:57:58The daughter of a maid
00:58:00Oh my god
00:58:00I couldn't understand why you would just leave me
00:58:06It broke my heart too
00:58:10I loved you
00:58:11I loved you so much
00:58:15I'm sorry
00:58:16Um
00:58:17I can't do this
00:58:18It's just too confusing for me right now
00:58:20I'm sorry
00:58:21I don't think it's confusing at all
00:58:25I
00:58:27I think that
00:58:29You came here tonight for a reason
00:58:34I think that you're meant to be here because
00:58:39I believe in second chances
00:58:41I believe in second chances
00:59:07I don't know
00:59:11I think that you're meant to be
00:59:12I'm sorry
00:59:12I don't know
00:59:13I think that you've done
00:59:22I think that you've done
00:59:34I thought about the
00:59:36I think that you're meant to be
00:59:37I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove
00:59:44Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:51I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty's call
00:59:57But if you choose to walk away
01:00:00Then that's the price I'll have to pay
01:00:10If loving you's my crime tonight
01:00:16Then let the truth come
01:00:26What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh, nothing.
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter.
01:00:33Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
01:00:41So, everyone in the house needs to hear it
01:00:42He needs murderers
01:00:43Okay, we'll be right down
01:00:46Just give us a minute
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:55I'll protect you
01:01:00You will?
01:01:02I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:01:07But here you are
01:01:11And whatever happens
01:01:13I am not losing you again
01:01:15Not this time
01:01:17So if those bastards want to mess with you
01:01:21They'll have to go through me
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on?
01:01:30It's ruining my photo
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh my god
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38Alright, alright everybody
01:01:39Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:01:44But he showed me where the will is
01:01:46I studied law, so I should be the one to read it
01:01:49Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:54That's enough
01:01:54It can't be that hard
01:01:55There's gonna be one line
01:01:57And it's gonna name me as the sole heir
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother
01:02:06Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:02:11I am set
01:02:13And you can all go to hell
01:02:14Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:02:18What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:02:24You old wench
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off the window
01:02:29I would like to see you try
01:02:30Ladies, stop, stop, please
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay
01:02:37Yeah
01:02:44Okay
01:02:45I, Tony
01:02:46Being of sound mind and body
01:02:49Do hereby
01:02:50Be-be-greeth
01:02:54Be-greave?
01:02:55Be-greave?
01:02:57Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath!
01:02:58Be-queath
01:02:59All of my earthly possessions
01:03:01I'm including
01:03:03The mansion
01:03:04The Tuscan villa
01:03:06The vineyards
01:03:07And the cars
01:03:08To my soul
01:03:10Heiress
01:03:11Heiress?
01:03:11Heiress!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:18Fuck you
01:03:19Fuck you
01:03:21Fuck you
01:03:22And especially
01:03:24Fuck
01:03:25You
01:03:26To my soul
01:03:27Heiress
01:03:29My maid
01:03:30My?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32Britney Logan
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36Oh yeah
01:03:37I'm fucking slug
01:03:38My maid
01:03:42Britney Logan
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Fucking whore
01:03:45You're dead of a bitch
01:03:45You've been so fucking
01:03:49You're fucking
01:03:50You're fucking
01:03:52You're fucking
01:03:53You're fucking
01:03:53You're fucking
01:03:53You're fucking
01:03:53You're fucking
01:03:54No, seriously
01:03:55Give me your fucking
01:03:56I'm fucking
01:03:57Alright, alright, alright, alright
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt
01:04:00This little
01:04:01Family squabble
01:04:02Or whatever this is
01:04:03But there is one thing
01:04:04That I know for certain
01:04:05And that is that
01:04:06The killer is here
01:04:07In this room
01:04:08Currently
01:04:08And unless that person
01:04:10Comes forward
01:04:11Right now
01:04:11And confesses
01:04:13You're all under arrest
01:04:16Okay, well
01:04:17I think it's pretty
01:04:17Obvious
01:04:18Who the killer is
01:04:19At this point
01:04:20The murderer
01:04:21Is Britney
01:04:24Like I said
01:04:25Three hours ago
01:04:26Okay
01:04:26Does everybody remember that
01:04:28Can we all go
01:04:29To a flashback moment
01:04:30When I said that
01:04:32I know who did it
01:04:34It was her
01:04:36Thank god you're here
01:04:37My uncle in-laws
01:04:38Has been killed
01:04:39And you have the murderer
01:04:40Right here
01:04:42Britney is
01:04:43Apparently
01:04:43And against all
01:04:44Logic and reason
01:04:46Tony's soul
01:04:47Heiress
01:04:48I mean
01:04:49Fuck
01:04:49That's her motive
01:04:54She had a cover up too
01:04:56She knew that we were all
01:04:58Coming here tonight
01:04:59And she also knew that we all
01:05:01Wanted something from
01:05:02Uncle Tony
01:05:03So
01:05:04What did she do?
01:05:06This little rat bitch
01:05:07Decided to change the will
01:05:09Right before his birthday
01:05:12And she was spying on us
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets
01:05:18She was the only one
01:05:20With access
01:05:21To Uncle Tony's
01:05:22Food
01:05:29Clearly
01:05:29We are a
01:05:31A greedy type
01:05:32Yes
01:05:32And none of us actually
01:05:34Gave a single fuck
01:05:35About Uncle Tony
01:05:35Let's be honest
01:05:36But we could not
01:05:38Actually commit
01:05:40Cold hard murder
01:05:41Even if we all
01:05:42Thought about it
01:05:46But this one here
01:05:51Cover
01:05:53Motive
01:05:55Opportunity
01:05:56I mean Jesus
01:05:58Mr. Police Officer
01:05:59Arrest this whore immediately
01:06:03Wow
01:06:04That was so clever
01:06:06And sexy
01:06:07How do you
01:06:09Touch
01:06:10What
01:06:11You
01:06:16I'm sorry
01:06:17The will
01:06:18It's
01:06:19A hell of a motive
01:06:21And a hell of a twist
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you
01:06:27From any of this
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth
01:06:29About any of it?
01:06:35Brittany
01:06:36Please tell me
01:06:37That what we had
01:06:38Was real
01:06:38Do you really think
01:06:39That I killed Tony
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think
01:06:47I'm sorry
01:06:48Alan
01:06:49No
01:06:49Alan
01:06:54Alan
01:07:01911
01:07:01What's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah it's Detective Beckham
01:07:04I need all units
01:07:05To the harbor residence
01:07:06As soon as possible
01:07:07Whatever you're doing
01:07:08Can wait
01:07:13Hey
01:07:16Don't move a muscle
01:07:18I'll be right back
01:07:20No
01:07:20Wait Alan
01:07:29Listen up
01:07:30I don't care what you did
01:07:31Or did not do
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent
01:07:33They will get you out
01:07:34If you agree
01:07:36To marry me
01:07:36And share the inheritance
01:07:38You disgusting prick
01:07:39I don't want the money
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance
01:07:42And I most
01:07:44Definitely
01:07:44Do not want you
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll knock you right now babes
01:07:50All you gotta do
01:07:51Is split the inheritance
01:07:52With me
01:07:52Okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison
01:07:55What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:03The most important thing now
01:08:04Is Alan
01:08:05I have to find him
01:08:07And convince him
01:08:07That what we had
01:08:08Was real
01:08:09And
01:08:10That I didn't kill Tony
01:08:12Okay
01:08:14I agree
01:08:14Unlock me
01:08:19Don't
01:08:20Screw me
01:08:21Mate
01:08:22I can't get you promised
01:08:24I'll get him
01:08:28That's binding
01:08:40Alan
01:08:43Alan
01:08:44Alan
01:08:58Hello
01:08:59Oh my god
01:09:02Hello
01:09:03Hello
01:09:03Are you a ghost?
01:09:06Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax
01:09:09Neither
01:09:11Then what
01:09:12How
01:09:13How are you
01:09:13I faked my death
01:09:15Well it doesn't take a genius
01:09:17To realize
01:09:17My entire family
01:09:19Wanted me dead
01:09:20To get their grubby hands
01:09:21On my fortune
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch
01:09:23I staged the whole thing
01:09:25I do regret
01:09:27You know
01:09:28Having to do so
01:09:29At your expense
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you
01:09:33And only you
01:09:34Crazy old fool
01:09:36Do you have any idea
01:09:37What I've been through?
01:09:38I almost died
01:09:39At least five times
01:09:41With your
01:09:42Your stupid game
01:09:44It wasn't all fake
01:09:46The truth is
01:09:48I am sick
01:09:50I won't live to celebrate
01:09:52My next birthday
01:09:53And
01:09:55The inheritance
01:09:57Is yours
01:09:59Why?
01:10:01It's simple
01:10:03You're the sweetest
01:10:05Kindest person I know
01:10:06And I believe
01:10:08That good people
01:10:09Deserve good things
01:10:10There's not enough
01:10:11Of that in the world
01:10:12And so
01:10:14My entire estate
01:10:16The four billion dollars
01:10:18And the property
01:10:22It's yours
01:10:27My entire estate
01:10:29The four billion dollars
01:10:31And the property
01:10:33It's yours
01:10:36But what about Alan?
01:10:38Alan
01:10:39Alan, my friend
01:10:40I'm afraid something terrible
01:10:41Is going to happen to me
01:10:43And if it does
01:10:43I need you to come back
01:10:45And investigate
01:10:47You're the best investigator
01:10:48In the world
01:10:49And the only one
01:10:50Who can figure out
01:10:51What happened
01:10:53We are old friends
01:10:57Okay, okay
01:10:58Guys
01:10:59ChatGPT says
01:11:00That if
01:11:01She did kill him
01:11:02Then she cannot inherit
01:11:03So
01:11:04We just split
01:11:06The assets evenly
01:11:07So it's fair
01:11:09Ahem
01:11:10I have something
01:11:11That I would like to say
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth
01:11:19About what happened
01:11:20To Uncle Tony
01:11:21Go ahead
01:11:22Say it
01:11:30Tony
01:11:31You know, I only see you at my birthday
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy
01:11:38More cruel
01:11:39More immoral
01:11:40When I realized
01:11:41That you were only here for my money
01:11:44I decided to test you
01:11:45And fake my death
01:11:55Oh my god
01:11:57Uncle Tony
01:11:58You were like hilarious
01:12:00I mean
01:12:00We all fell for that
01:12:02We even fell for the fact
01:12:03That you were giving the maid
01:12:04All your shit
01:12:05Oh, don't worry
01:12:06That was all true
01:12:07I've changed my will
01:12:09Brittany inherits everything
01:12:11You inherit nothing
01:12:12What?
01:12:13All the financial support
01:12:15I've given you
01:12:15These many years
01:12:16All the homes in my name
01:12:19You're cut off
01:12:20What?
01:12:22The Macondo
01:12:22Starting now
01:12:23You have nothing
01:12:25I hope you live stream
01:12:34Listen up, old man
01:12:36I don't give up
01:12:37Like your loser family, okay?
01:12:40Yes, I can see that
01:12:41You're of a different breed
01:12:42Damn straight I am
01:12:44And the only way
01:12:45You're gonna get rid of me
01:12:46Is if you give me
01:12:48What I came for
01:12:49The ring
01:12:51Or you'll regret the day
01:12:52That I met Ryan
01:12:53In the Starbucks urinal
01:12:56I already do
01:12:59I'll make your life
01:13:00A living hell, old man
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it
01:13:03So if I give you the ring
01:13:05You'll take my greedy nephew
01:13:07And leave forever
01:13:10Yeah
01:13:10Okay
01:13:12Sylvia
01:13:13The ring
01:13:14The ring
01:13:40You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:49Don't slander our mother, Sylvia
01:13:51You were always her favorite
01:13:54For no reason
01:13:56You were better
01:13:57You weren't smarter
01:13:59And you weren't harder working
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy
01:14:05Dad, Mom
01:14:07Invested in you
01:14:08Invested in you
01:14:09Sylvia
01:14:09That's how you turned out to be rich
01:14:12And I became poor
01:14:14Because of a genetic roll of the dice
01:14:18But this is my ring
01:14:19I deserve it
01:14:21Sylvia, even if you had been more a man
01:14:23Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you
01:14:25You're an ungrateful, untalented
01:14:28Lazy, compulsive liar
01:14:30You deserve nothing
01:14:32You deserve nothing
01:14:33Oh my God
01:14:41What?
01:14:44I'm going to do it again
01:14:45Stop
01:14:46It's not a real gun, of course
01:14:49What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop
01:14:54A detective
01:14:55And one who's good enough to know
01:14:58That a family of vipers
01:14:59Depraved enough to try to kill their own patriarch
01:15:02Will eventually become desperate enough
01:15:06To use a gun
01:15:08Well, there's more of us than you
01:15:10So we outnumber you
01:15:13Do you want to say that again?
01:15:15Oh?
01:15:16You have a choice
01:15:17You can either stay
01:15:19And wait for the rest of the police force to get here
01:15:22And arrest you for attempted murder
01:15:24Which should be any minute now
01:15:26Or you can leave forever
01:15:28And find another sugar daddy
01:15:31It's amazing that you idiots
01:15:34Never realize in a house like this
01:15:37Everything is recorded
01:15:41Oh
01:15:45Well
01:15:47What'll it be?
01:15:49Well
01:15:51What'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer in my life
01:16:11But Sylvia ran away with your ring
01:16:13Oh
01:16:13Let her have it
01:16:14That's a two dollar decoy
01:16:16This is the real
01:16:24Do you like it?
01:16:26It's
01:16:27It's beautiful
01:16:29But I like you being alive much better
01:16:33Well, I knew you would
01:16:34That's why I'm giving it to you
01:16:38I always said
01:16:39I would only give my family ring
01:16:42To someone who is marrying for true love
01:16:47This is a thirty million dollar ring
01:16:49No
01:16:51Seventy million
01:16:58Go
01:17:00Run to him
01:17:01Run to him
01:17:08Wait, Alan
01:17:12Are you leaving so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion
01:17:19Um
01:17:19Speaking of family
01:17:21I
01:17:23I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle
01:17:28Brittany, what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have any man in the world now
01:17:34I know
01:17:35You're a billionaire
01:17:37And I'm just a smart
01:17:39Funny
01:17:40Talented
01:17:40Good-looking
01:17:42Detective
01:17:43Why would you want to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want to give up on us this time
01:17:49I don't want to let you go
01:17:54And I can't wait to see how your mom would react
01:18:04Well
01:18:11Brittany, Logan
01:18:14Will you marry me?
01:18:19Yes
01:18:45Who's this?
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:51No
01:18:51Hi
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out
01:19:01There is a very new
01:19:02And very expensive
01:19:04Experimental treatment
01:19:05And it works
01:19:07My test came back clear
01:19:09I feel wonderful
01:19:10You look wonderful
01:19:12But
01:19:13How did I afford it?
01:19:15I have an angel
01:19:18Thank you, Uncle Tony
01:19:22Mom, I want you to meet someone
01:19:26This is Alan
01:19:27My future husband
01:19:29Alan
01:19:30From school
01:19:31Yes
01:19:32It's good to see you again
01:19:34Wow, he's hot
01:19:36Excuse me?
01:19:37Oh
01:19:38Sorry
01:19:39You're hot too
01:19:40Wait
01:19:41Mom
01:19:41Uncle Tony
01:19:42Are the
01:19:43Two of you?
01:19:45Yes
01:19:47Oh
01:19:48I guess
01:19:49That's a story for the sequel
01:19:51That's a story for the sequel
01:19:51I guess
01:19:55I guess
01:19:58That's a story for the sequel
01:19:59I guess
01:20:02That's a story for the sequel
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